How Did You Get Away With Living A Double Life?

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  • @BankruptMonkey
    @BankruptMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I like the first one but honestly I would never remember all my names.

    • @RestingJudge
      @RestingJudge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd usually adopt the various nicknames I'd get growing up. It's the same thing with that guy, depending on what people call me I'll know exactly where ik them from. I'm terrible with faces so it is good to know a time period to attach to when people talk to me.

    • @wolfmistresswilderr6579
      @wolfmistresswilderr6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Write them down then.

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have multiple name as well, sometimes people called me by my fake name(s) and that's how i knew where and when they met me. If it's a group of girls(social media) i would have a girl name like Maya or May. Ngl, it's fun talking to girls.

    • @Issacfoster09
      @Issacfoster09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I suppose the names itself kinda tells him/her about the time like seven, or about the place like, austin.

  • @itachiuchiha5313
    @itachiuchiha5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I actually feel bad for people that live a double life, cause you will hurt others sooo much if you confess, but if you don't you hurt yourself

    • @skuskurt1362
      @skuskurt1362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats why i dont confess, i once did confess to my friends and they thinks its funny that i dont use my real name, i think im lucky with my friends tho.
      I dont tell many people my realname just because im used to my fake name. Most people dont think my real name is my real name (ofcourse) when i tell them like my friends at first, but then i showed my ID and they where like: shit is that u real name LMAO it dont suite you m8.

    • @btbarr16
      @btbarr16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not necessarily, after high school, I moved in with a girlfriend for two years. We both ended up getting addicted to pain pills then H. I wasn't using it for partying or fun. I was always in pain and didn't know why. Saw doctors and after x-rays showing nothing was wrong I was sent home with pain meds. Years later I finally found out I did have a medical condition causing the pain, but none of the doctors put in extra effort into investigating more (I should have been more forceful about it). I still worked full time and had a normal life by all appearances except not having any money (no, I never stole or did anything illegal to get money). After I few years of that, I decided I had to force myself to quit. Once I did I left my GF and moved back in with my parents on the condition that I go to a university. I did, got a degree, and a good job all the while having been in various degrees of pain for the past 13 years. Telling the truth of that wouldn't do anything but hurt and/or scare my family. The guilt of so much lying is a reminder to not live that way again. That and knowing that if I ever used again it would kill me because I know I would never quit due to not wanting to go through the hell of quitting again. It's hard to explain how horrible someone feels quitting cold turkey.

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember having to confess to ny online friends that May isn't my real name(I'm male) and they got so pissed at me but we still remain friends(though some of them actually got mad at me for lying). I was afraid that they would start ignoring me because I'm not one of them.

  • @redditreader1572
    @redditreader1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I have a triple life: I work finance at a fortune 500 by day, narrate reddit vids by night
    , and DJ nightclubs even later in the night

    • @JFernando850
      @JFernando850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Woah your channel is actually super underrated

    • @ryelydude
      @ryelydude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol i'm subscribed to you xd your channel would me more better if the vid where above 4 min tho

    • @madimorie
      @madimorie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why is everyone leading a double life as a dj?

    • @redditreader1572
      @redditreader1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryelydude Lol once I get monetization I am about to start pumping out 20 min videos

    • @redditreader1572
      @redditreader1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Enda Dorgan Thanks!

  • @k.chriscaldwell4141
    @k.chriscaldwell4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Soldier in Germany in the 80s. I learned German, made many German friends, and enjoyed the culture and club scene of Germany. Off base I was known and respected, on base I was just another peon and cog in the wheel. Two so different worlds.
    And then there was "going to the field." After many weeks of living large, the military would drag me to the the rain, mud, and toil of training. On Sunday I was hobnobbing with the beautiful, wealthy and powerful. Friday had me eating a cold MRE, exhausted, standing in mud, and shivering as a cold rain dripped off my helmet. Two so different worlds.

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m a nerd who masquerades as a geek. Neither friends nor family know

    • @lolnowwhat
      @lolnowwhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You, absolute spy

  • @x.vzoom_
    @x.vzoom_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If endermen have purple eyes well....... where does a blue ender pearl come from?

    • @ab1j00
      @ab1j00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its been 9 hours bro where's the better comment

    • @acratopotes
      @acratopotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hurry
      hurry

    • @acratopotes
      @acratopotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hurry hurry

    • @acratopotes
      @acratopotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hurry hurry

    • @acratopotes
      @acratopotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hurry hurry

  • @mollyactual
    @mollyactual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Spy from team fortress 2 never gets away with living a double life.

  • @beccas5201
    @beccas5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In the middle I just repeated over and over “it’s Sam Winchester, it’s Sam Winchester it’s Sam Winchester” and I’m not 100% sure if they were referencing that but it’s insanely similar

  • @roylogan51298
    @roylogan51298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You and every Dominican I know" that's funny

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I kinda feel like I have two lives.
    My real life, and my online life.
    I don’ pretend To be someone different on the Internet, but also, I do have a lot more patience when I can wait 16 minutes before responding.

  • @twiharryfan212
    @twiharryfan212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To my family, I'm a nice, straight Christian girl who is perfectly happy and content with life.
    In reality, I'm a very gay (technically panro and ace.. I think), agnostic nonbinary person who has been severely depressed and dealing with suicidal thoughts and behaviors since I was in high school.
    I'm 22 now.

  • @emza8964
    @emza8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i live a double life.
    one here (i dont check much on here)
    and one on deviantart. i go by a completely different name and personality. i have made more friends there than i ever will.

  • @_amaya.
    @_amaya. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:47 LOL

  • @RufusShinraPower
    @RufusShinraPower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In regards to the first one, I had a friend in college who I thought gave themselves an American name. 4 years later when I saw their real name spelled, I realized their accent was just so thick that it made their real name sound like an American name, but with a heavy accent. My friend told me he hadn't noticed I was calling him a completely different name, since to him it sounded like I was saying his name with a thick American accent.

  • @koibuns
    @koibuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO am I the only one to realize the yakuza story is from The Office?

  • @basketballfreak610
    @basketballfreak610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being outgoing is about connecting with other people while still being comfortable with your self as a person. Not about partying and doing drugs because you think thats what people like. If you like yourself then others will too. 🥰

  • @robertajill3070
    @robertajill3070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:28. Hold the phone! “Towards the end of my senior year” is when OP describes the beginning of their transition from grade grind to party animal. BUT….”By my junior year I reached rock bottom….” Doesn’t junior year come BEFORE senior year? That’s a pretty big error.

  • @teteakhiangte2449
    @teteakhiangte2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The most common double life is the life that people say they live on reddit and the one they actually live

  • @humanbean6623
    @humanbean6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine not getting the office reference

  • @OGFritoHaze
    @OGFritoHaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Japanese heart Surgeon was far and away the best. That's a real keeper in any office 😉

  • @the_cheesy_one
    @the_cheesy_one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh the office tv show one is soooo funny

  • @kemarisite
    @kemarisite ปีที่แล้ว

    Change-raising scam story: I have to wonder how many of the con artists who do this understand that cashiers have to account for the money in their drawer and may have to make up the difference out of their own pocket, possibly losing their job as well. Also have to wonder how many are on the edge where they are scummy enough to pull the scam but decent enough to give a shit about stealing from minimum wage cashiers instead of the rich business.

  • @chickenfeces4976
    @chickenfeces4976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mines not bad it’s really innocent. At school I’m usually a girl who makes jokes and doesn’t seem to pay attention during class but at home I read, study, play video games, and watch anime. Cuz of corona my friends got into video games and I’ve made new accounts and acted like a noob.

  • @kaydwessie296
    @kaydwessie296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate myself and my shitty life so much that the person who pretended to be the exact opposite of herself all throughout high school is legitimately living my dream

  • @hazel.3343
    @hazel.3343 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a shame,I thought atleast there would be a secret hero or a CIA agent....

  • @kekejefferson9219
    @kekejefferson9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    People thought I had $ bcuz I a great fashion sense. I lost my job and became homeless. I thought I had saw old colleagues in the shelter. I avoided for a while. Then walk dead in my pastor's face. My eyes got big. I learned you can't hide.

  • @michaeljewell5650
    @michaeljewell5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happens when your double life followed you for no reason you just stayed home and worked like a normal person 😂 I can't even eat a sandwich without it looking like a issue 😂

  • @microsoftpaint5851
    @microsoftpaint5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Breadsticks are nice

  • @OldManMontgomery
    @OldManMontgomery 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They've never found me out.

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Psychological blackmail of a weak-willed identical twin.

  • @thelonggame9166
    @thelonggame9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:30 Sounds very similar to how I lived for a bit. My issue was gambling. I was in college at the time.

  • @justinjones2973
    @justinjones2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @7:17 if you went to college but didn’t graduate just put your school name and major on your resume, they rarely ask if you graduated as it’s assumed.
    There also is no lie because you did in fact study this major at said college, .

    • @svartvist
      @svartvist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't work with gov't related jobs; medical/military/airline. First thing they look for is the degree. If it is not there, they kiss you off. And they WILL check you out for fraud.

    • @Steelhorsecowboy
      @Steelhorsecowboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got into a highly paid profession many years ago before it required a degree and license. Now I am grandfathered and not required to have a degree. In my curricula vitae I simply mention the university I studied at but didn't graduate from. I have a lot of other education and certifications so it just blends in.
      Once you have a college level work history the degree becomes irrelevant to "most" employers.

  • @jayceewilliams5250
    @jayceewilliams5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoyed the teacher, dj one lol

  • @arrohart8321
    @arrohart8321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a Po*nHub account where I posted up close videos of me playing with myself. My bf knows and even was in a few videos too. Two of my friends kinda know, but they never seen it. My family is 100% unaware of it

    • @geronimo5537
      @geronimo5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and how does this mean anything?

    • @arrohart8321
      @arrohart8321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geronimo5537 it means you should listen to the video again and see that almost half of the stories here are similar to mine

    • @hmt-0764
      @hmt-0764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get some help 🤮

  • @Stackedwithcash
    @Stackedwithcash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had planned a double life, but it fell through

  • @Kellerbobeller
    @Kellerbobeller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:56. Supernatural?

    • @anthonyb3209
      @anthonyb3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked up the actual Reddit thread to see if my suspicions were correct. They are. It's a Supernatural reference. That's an account responding as Sam Winchester right there

  • @roxasdeviluke317
    @roxasdeviluke317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats with all these teenage drug lords?

  • @ive771
    @ive771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *that dad is a spy*

  • @fathorsefriknazis2360
    @fathorsefriknazis2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:59 mafia?

  • @possums154
    @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one with the magician guy sounds like Hyde. Don’t ask why, but I kept thinking this guy sounds like Hyde.

  • @KetsuAmami
    @KetsuAmami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ngl i only came cause of the tf2 thumbnail

  • @mcnippie8822
    @mcnippie8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meet the spy

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's a story about a elementary school teacher who got fired from her job just because they found out that she was also a pornstar also she wasn't currently a pornstar WTF is wrong with people and why are they all afraid of sex

    • @svartvist
      @svartvist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Puritan heritage of Americans. Read their history and you'd swear they all came from a different planet.

    • @hmt-0764
      @hmt-0764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you expect she's representing the school 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @kyushastyle3192
    @kyushastyle3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayy tf2 thumbnail

  • @nottelling8129
    @nottelling8129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm only liking this because the pfp is spy

  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *The Spy*

  • @lyricrue7069
    @lyricrue7069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi.

  • @BuickDoc
    @BuickDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I woke up...

  • @mrsiege8705
    @mrsiege8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi

  • @bludanoob6799
    @bludanoob6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    spy tf2

  • @RedL39
    @RedL39 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    mentlegen

  • @Shownwww
    @Shownwww 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tf2 spy

  • @abandonedaccountlel7605
    @abandonedaccountlel7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came for spy

  • @Miaumiaumiaukatze
    @Miaumiaumiaukatze 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spy

  • @chrisnoon5174
    @chrisnoon5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Getting soo many adds on all your videos.

  • @OutwestTX
    @OutwestTX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You make ok money but you're homeless

    • @svartvist
      @svartvist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Done it twice, and I was an engineer.

  • @MastaSmack
    @MastaSmack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sure it's no secret to anyone in the multiverse that I like weed and alcohol...

  • @Mia-un3xl
    @Mia-un3xl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow I’m early

  • @toxic2971
    @toxic2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Canadian's that speaks french usualy have bad accent and not so good english

  • @jokerisinthememe5852
    @jokerisinthememe5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean, technically, the Spy (the guy on the thumbnail, for all of you kiddies) has a double life, being a Spy and all. Also, he literally has a double life, considering the fact that he pretends to be Tom Jones.