Who Was The Dumbest Person You Ever Met?
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My sister thought a pill that was taken to replicate the psychological effects of taking medication without having any effect on the body was called a gazebo.
its a placebo 😭😭😭
Lol 😂 tell her the truth.
This one guy said, "Hunter Biden was the smartest person I know," 😂 and then said, "im serious" 😂
You made me think of the IT remakes. I'm gonna binge both the miniseries & the films tonight. 😂🎈🤡
My blonde ex gf referred to the Mona Lisa as 'the painting by that famous artist Leonardo Da ...(paused to think) ...Caprio" LOL
Up to the pause I was actually starting to get impressed that she knew who painted it lol
My brother's ex gf once ordered a 'stirline steak' at a restaurant. My sisters were there and my youngest sister had to leave the table she was laughing so hard.
Another time my dad pointing at the word 'panini' on the menu, ask my brother how to pronounce it - My brother told him it's 'punani' (a slang term in England for a woman's private region) - When they were ordering, my dad told the waitress 'I'll have the punani' - Her face with shock was priceless, seeing her confusion he pointed to the menu and she was like..oh i see..ok. My dad (and mom) were confused why my bro and sis were in stitches...when they told him...he went red with embarrassment...and he apologized to the waitress who found it funny too afterwards
Went to school with a kid who was a pathological liar. He lied about everything, all the time. This was in the mid 2000s when video cameras on phones became popular, so people would just record him when he started his stupid lies.
Girl in class: "I haven't done the math homework as I didn't understand it."
Stupid kid: "We didn't have any homework..."
Girl: "Uhh, yes we did. The teacher told us."
Kid: I didn't hear that."
Girl: "He wrote it on the board as well."
Kid: "I didn't see that, so it never happened."
(By this point several students had pulled out their phones and started recording him)
Girl: "STFU with all your nonsense. I'm sick and tired of your constant BS!"
Kid: "Doesn't matter anyway. When you have a dad who's a geometry professor, math is freakin easy."
Girl: "Oh, is that what he is today? The other day you said your dad was a physician or something...?"
Other kid in background: "He said chief physician, I have it on my phone."
Kid: "I never said that."
Girl: "You totally did! We recorded you saying it!"
Kid: "No, you didn't!"
Girl: "And we are recording you right now."
Kid: "No you're not. Besides, this doesn't prove anything."
And on and on. No one could stand him, not even the teachers. He was sent to the psychologist several times, and every time he came back to class he denied ever having been there.
I once overheard a guy telling his girlfriend that he visited Baton Rouge (Louisiana) last summer, and the girlfriend exclaimed _"OMG I've always wanted to see France!"_
I shit you not I once knew a student in high school that was convinced if a fully grown adult dog hypothetically had its teeth knocked out that they would grow back
I met someone who said black people didn't know what the internet was
@@Symonize that almost sounds like something elderly Joe Biden would say in one of his nonsensical speeches
I used to be a server at Olive Garden and this one lady asked me for salad juice. She meant dressing. That’s when I lost my faith in humanity
I knew this guy with Down Syndrome and his mother didn’t give a damn about him and preferred to just go out drinking and partying, she once told me the reason her son has Down Syndrome is because she got into a tanning booth while pregnant and didn’t know she was pregnant at the time and believes that the tanning booth permanently melted her at the time unborn child’s brain and that’s why he has Down Syndrome.
that last one gave me a good chuckle
This is freakin gold!!!
the 9 jump points is pretty great tbh. id enjoy listening to that theory
“Denser than the concrete the store sat on.” 🗿
I’ve got remember that one.
working as a carpenter . We hire this dude and its soon evident he isnt all there. So breaker on generator pops from him not waiting till others finish cutting. We tell him to go reset breaker...
Five minutes later i go out and hes untangling muddy electric cords, and laying them all in straight lines. I ask what about the breaker were waiting, and he says.
I found the break, it was a not in the cords cutting off the electricity. it should be working now. Me...dumbfounded, looks to generator idling, with the red breaker activated marker clearly in view.
Walk over , flip breaker, and saws and radios start up again...Dude is like...SEE I TOLD YA! all proud. I wanted to fall over laughing. But realized he really was serious!
Knots stopz Duh lectrons huh!🤣🧐🤯.Now that is funny sht.
I'll give one story involving a guy I went to HS with. His freshman yr was my senior yr.
The yr after I graduated, someone asked him who his favorite president was. His answer:
George Washington Bush
This was 2011 btw.
At 5:32 the historically famous thing that was moved to Arizona - the London Bridge, not the Great Wall of China.
I know a stoner-loser who spends literally $350 a week on weed. Could not even afford to put gas in his car. Frequently ran that car out of gas, even though he lives in a city, where you are no more than 1/2 mile from a gas station in any direction. Eventually, the fuel pump failed (happens when you run out of gas too often.) Then he had to walk everywhere.
Florida 2 Electric Boogaloo
I was working in a paint shop a long time ago. One of the assignments was to paint something with a clear coat. My co worker asked to see the clear paint. I showed it to him and he asked, "How does it make the metal i visible?" Hence I was there when the stupid question was invented.
My cousin thinks that the holiday of Groundhog Day was created because of the Bill Murray movie. And anybody who proves her wrong she just calls them stupid lol. Also she thinks all vitamins except prenatal are "toxic because they're not FDA approved " so her, her fiance, and their 2 young daughters take prenatal 2 times a day everyday
💀
Dude
How DID Groundhog Day even come about anyway?
What, did some dude just see a groundhog emerge from its burrow after winter and was like “I can make a holiday out of this” or something?
@@beastmaster0934 I think about it often ngl
0:35 Thank goodness I have almost three times that.
Myself.
A few years ago we had this 1 dude who worked for housekeeping at the Hospital. He could not understand why he was in the wrong when he was cleaning a Ladies locker room, and would not leave when several people arrived to get ready to change and go into the operating room. All he said was I was there first........ And too this day still can not understand why he was in the wrong
A guy in highschool. We did technical drawing using a T-square. Top side of the t-square is at a right angle (horizontal) and the bottom angles up as it narrows towards the end. They're designed for right handed people, sliding up and down the left side of the board. Left-handed Roy gets to class early and starts placing them, one at a time, on the RIGHT side of his drawing board ...sees they slope down (not at a right angle) and one by one breaks each one across his knee and throws it on the floor...he broke several before the teacher arrived and screams at him demanding to know WHY he is breaking the t-squares LOL
In fairness to him, a bunch of them were really old and wobbly, so should have been thrown out anyway LOL
My neighbor thinks her vajj is on the outside. When I laughed she got irate and exclaimed "Ive had 2 kids and 2 C-sections I know wtf im talking about!. Later i had a nursing book out and she came over. The diagram, like dam near all diagrams in the world, had the drawing of the female reproduction system with part names listed on the side and a line connected the name to the part. She sees this, and because vajj is written on the side, she slaps at the book and says "See! I told you its on the fkn outside!".
Sometimes you just have to walk away....
16:29 "... she had 3 daughters and wouldn't allow her husband to change their diapers or bathe them." Not sure her husband would have put up too much of a protest.
17:54 Okay, _I_ would have made that mistake. I have, until now, never heard the term "facing" used in that sense.
TIL polio was started from left overs
While serving on an SSBN submarine, my E6 boss (cook) told me to just cut meat (with a meat slicer) because it'll save on mess bc we were under a hurricane and didn't want the oven getting dirty.
TLDR: BOSS WANTED ME TO USE A MEAT SLICER ON A SUBMARINE BC WE WERE UNDER A.HURRICAN AND DIDN'T WANT A DIRTY OVEN.
I never meant any stupid 🤷 people , I have meant some people who are somewhat 🤷 ignorant 😂.
hello
hello
Jello
yellow
Guten Morgen
Hello mellow fellow, would you like some yellow jello?
I met someone once that said black people could not figure out how to get ID cards because of their skin color....
That reminds me of that time the Democrats said black people are too stupid to vote or use the internet.
SO funny 😂😂
Repost 😮💨
Don't care, this is AWESOME! Already losing it at lobster, then tractor came up 😂😂😂
I met someone who said black people did not know what a computer is because they have black skin.
Donald Trump.
Not today man just don't
I bet he's richer than you, so what does that make you? LOL
Yes that is the name of a famous person. Elton Jon is the name of another famous person. Is there a point of blurting out random strangers names?