3:15. "move to a place where there are no sharks" In this film that wouldn't have mattered, the shark would have piloted a helicopter to the middle of the Serengeti plains just to get it's revenge.
Another fun fact: In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 American whereas sharks injured only 13. I mean, what the hell was going on with our toilets in 1996? Injured by something you basically just have to sit on. That's like hearing about someone being killed by a couch.
Jaws 5 : World War Shark - now it's really really personal The last survivors of the Brody family now flees to the dryest place in the world to avoid any more shark attacks : the Atacama desert. Moreover, they enjoy protection from the US army. However, sharks learned to swim in the sand and have now raised an army of sharks to exterminate the Brody family.
@@charlesajones77He was a great guy. Same with Leslie Neilson. Didn't know Marty McFly was Canadian either though...but I could swear that the guy who played Biff was Canadian though...
I've only recently discovered your channel but really your stuff is highly entertaining! Keep up the good work, really enjoying these 'bad movies' videos.
The actress who played Mike's daughter (Judith Barsi) was also the voice for Ducky in The Land Before Time and Anne-Marie in All Dogs Go To Heaven. Tragically a year after filming Jaws: The Revenge she and her mother were murdered by abusive father who then committed suicide. The actor who played Mike in this movie was one of her pallbearers.
@@milla0722 I didn't even know she was in Jaws 4 Revenge I only knew her from my two favorite Don Bluth movie series All Dogs Go To Heaven and The Land Before Time.
+MalenkyGoblin Thanks for the nostalgia! Your comment took me back to the 90's and i even looked up the sketch. Do you remember the show "The State"? It was on MTV I believe.
You get the feeling that a shark might be with you in your parents’ pool? You’re not crazy. You’re just like everyone else who ever watched the original Jaws. It still happens to me today, and I know I’m not the only one to feel it.
I love these Bad Movie reviews, but your mother hanging up on you was the funniest thing you've ever had on the show. I could not breathe I was laughing so hard.
Australia also has the blue ringed octopus one of the most venomous marine animals and the Platypus the only venomous mammal. You might think it must just be an exaggeration of the rural areas, but i live in Sydney 5 min from the city and just the other week i had to "remove" 3 separate red back spiders (2nd most venomous spider in the world) from my car.
No, I am sorry, I have known people to do math tests high and they did better than being sober. So, being high is not the problem. LOL I think this is just the problem of the producers and the studio. I mean the same studio beginning in the 90's now have how many movies for Jurassic Park?
Terrible movie, although the tagline could easily mean Ms. Brody is taking it personally because it has happened to her family. I know the shark allegedly follows her to the Bahamas, but the tagline can go either way.
I have the same fear when I'm in a pool whether a friends or even at the health club there's always a part of me that's scared a Great White Shark is in there or will materialize
dude, love the videos me and my sister had the SAME exact fear you just mentioned, about a secret chamber where a shark or monster could be in the dark part of the pool. So you aren't alone in that irrational fear as a kid. We rationalize the way it might be at least instead of just being like "it must be a magic monster like the devil". :P
I love this channel. You need to post more videos. I guess that would kind of suck for you, given the whole watching a bad movie, then edit and upload....but it would be awesome for us.
"Oh god, I lost a loved one from a shark attack, I swear this shark is out to kill us all! Let's move to an island that's completely surrounded by water. That seems like a good idea!"
At 5:00 I think he's actually trying to run away from the movie. I think you should include more clips from the movie, I mean including the audio. Like at the end when you mention Jake's wisecracks, or the shark's roar. Not a problem for me with this particular movie because I watched it a ton of times as a kid (I loved Jaws and sharks in general) so I am very familiar with all of the great dialogue and sound effects. But yeah, that would be good for the viewers who haven't seen the film but want a taste of how ridiculous it actually is.
To be fair, in Canada we have some pretty dangerous shit too: bears (brown, polar, kodiak and grizzly), wolves, wolverines, martens, orcas, the Wendigo and the worst of all, Nickelback. But we're safe as long as we don't go on their turf.
As an Aussie all the animals you listed are a way of life here yes... But freaking bears man. They scare the hell out of me. I couldn't imagine being attacked by one.
I still say Michael Caine's response when asked about this film was priceless......"I haven't seen the film but I hear it's really terrible....But I have seen the house that it paid for and that's wonderful" lol You gotta love the man :-D
Michael Caine's thoughts on this film are a thing of beauty. Witness this poetry for yourselves..."I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific." For me, the one shark movie to completely traumatize me was Deep Blue Sea. I still get anxiety whenever I think about that scene where Stellan Skarsgard gets his arm ripped off by the shark and has to be airlifted to a hospital (they're on some sort of isolated research facility in the ocean, or something, I can't remember, I haven't seen it since 2000). After he's securely strapped to a gurney, he accidentally falls overboard into the ocean. Several floors down below the surface, the rest of the characters witness the shark throw Stellan Skarsgard violently into the huge viewing window. Still makes me shudder to this day. Your arms and legs completely immobilized while you're drowning AND being attacked by a shark? Even more terrifying.
When Mike runs on the beach and says "nowhere," he's running towards the spot where Brody and Hooper swam to shore. You see it in the Jaws credits. But somehow knowing that still doesn't make the scene make sense.
That's too funny!! I always imagined jaws was in my pool too! Haha. With a secret door and everything. Great stuff! Awesome reviews! Keep up the good work! =)
I had a course in scuba diving over a decade ago, and you're kinda right. Except that you can try and minimize the damage by constantly expulsing air from your lungs as you rush to the surface. Now get in mind that I never did my final exam and that it's been 16 years ago but I think I got it right. ; )
This was a great one. One of my favorites you've ever done. After Earth with the Jaden tweets was golden and both parts of The Host review are hilarious as well.
studios should know when to say when... after jaws 2 they should have never, never, ever, ever made the other sequels...what were they thinking! I mean REALLY...
Two times you can see it's a robot which were easily visible: When the shark chases the man into the wreck, you can see the track that the shark moves along. And, when it stands out of the water at Mario Van Peebles....you can see inside of its mouth and see the gears and jaw mechanics. :D
I guess that if you start reading the script you think about a classic revenge movie... Bad guy want to avenge his friends that have been killed by this awful family, so you might think that in the end the bad guy is in reality the good guy. But then you realize that the bad guy is a shark. o___o
Oh man, the bit at the end about a secret shark compartment? As a kid I had this feeling so badly about all bodies of water that I sometimes had to even leap out of the bath! So good to know I'm not the only crazy bastard out there
This series is really entertaining, and I really like your commentary. Nice to see a fellow Canadian on yt. Just one bit of bad news, there have been 10 shark incidents in Canadian history. Whites are coming up here more and more often, idk, probably global warming or something. They can easily tolerate our cold waters because they self regulate their blood temperature. But yeah, between 1874-2012, 8 on the east coast and 2 on the west. 2 were provoked by the person trying to spear the shark or had bait out. 3 were boating incidents, and 1 ship disaster. 2 diving, 1 knocked overboard. The most recent was surfing in BC. Only 2 people died though. Sharks almost always let go immediately and leave people alone after the first bite, once they hit bone, they aren't interested anymore. Sharks are really smart and do almost instant cost/benefit analyses when hunting, and we're fighters with next to zero nutritional value for them, so they generally decide to conserve energy and take off to find a seal that will be full of blubber and won't punch and kick them. Jaws really twisted what sharks are like, I mean, people free dive with great whites and hand feed other species. I think it's the idea of being eaten while alive and drowning that really freaks us out, but sharks are super curious animals that don't have fingers to poke stuff like we do, so they investigate stuff with their mouths. Which really creates a problem because unlike other sharks, we don't deal with being bitten very well. We tend to bleed out pretty fast in water. Great review though. Even as a kid watching this movie, I was like.. The Bahamas?! Come to Ontario dude. The biggest fish we have are muskies, and they might take off a toe if you're super unlucky, maybe a massive pike can do you some damage. No whites though!
Hey Mark I am a huge fan! Love your videos! I think your one of my favorite reviewers. You make my top 5. I just wish you make more videos. No offense, make one a week. Next year I want to start reviewing bad movies. Try to do one big review every week. with little current movie reviews sprinkled in.
This was so hilarious! Loved your review style, man! I will definitely need to watch some more of your Bad Movie reviews. And..you are not crazy about being in your parents' pool and wondering if a shark will get you. I got scarred for life when the original Jaws came out too. :P Now we just need a shark to eat Justin Bieber.
+Peanut Cinema They screwed up from the start by introducing a large group of interchangeable kids. They were nothing but raw meat for the shark. The first Jaws had three pretty good characters that were well developed and interesting.
I was born in Canada and MOVED to Australia. That was 43 years ago and I haven't been bitten by nuthin'. It's either just gum trees, beaches, or office buildings down here. All of it fringing a massive paddock of a desert. I mean, it's nice if you can forgive the lame Halloweens and picnic-style Christmases. But those sharks make rare cameo appearances at best.
Two things. It's a scuba tank, not an oxygen tank. It's full of compressed air, not pure O2. Second, that maneuver would more likely give him an air embolism than the bends. For those that don't know what that is, it's caused when the alveoli; the air sacs in the lungs; burst, releasing air into the bloodstream. These air bubbles can get stuck in blood vessels like a blood clot, causing the same problems.
I'd like to think that I'm as Australian as a surfer with one leg, but I've never had serious issues with Aussie critters! I've encountered Dugites, Tiger Snakes, jellyfish and Wedgetails, plus some little sharks, but nothing bit me. The big bitey things mostly live in Northern Oz, so just keep south and stay on land! :D
I know of one recorded incident of a fatal shark attack in Canada. A great white shark attack which fatally wounded a man in Halifax, Nova Scotia in August 1891. There have also been two recorded incidents of non fatal shark attacks in Canada, one in 1925 and the other in 2000.
The shark in the pool is no more farfetched than the fear I used to have that the giant head with the missing eyeball (Jaws I) would suddenly pop out when I was walking to school (miles away from water at the time)
Imagine a SHARK following you all the way down the East Coast to Florida (in the water) -- while you are IN THE AIR in an airplane! That's pretty amazing!
I actually did like something in this movie, The Jet's 'You Got It All' which is one of my favorite 80's songs and it was playing during the dance scene
I once went on a snorkeling trip on a ferry. They took us to where they crashed that plane and we got to swim around it. When the guide was talking about the history of the plane, the first thing someone said was "Wait, there was a Jaws 4?"
LOL. When you started talking about sharks in pools my first thought was Thunderball as well. Did you know they actually put Sean Connery in the pool with a real Tiger Shark?! There was supposed to have been a plexiglass barrier between them, but still.
Michael Caine is quoted as saying that " I haven't seen the film; by all accounts it's terrible, however; I've seen the house it bought; and thats great!"
I ALSO use to think there was a trap door that would release sharks in the pool...plus friend had a pool that was dark grey so I couldnt see well in it..freaked me out
Thank God you received this. I use to love this movie as a kid. But recently I did a marathon. And I was blown away that cocaine became sentient and wrote and directed a film. The shark telepathy and following the wife to Hawaii like how! My brain was just in aw at how this even got funded.
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3:15. "move to a place where there are no sharks"
In this film that wouldn't have mattered, the shark would have piloted a helicopter to the middle of the Serengeti plains just to get it's revenge.
Damn straight.
Or as the nostalgia critic says he would use his rockets to burst through the sky and fly to amity island
That's gold
Gregory the shark would hide in a water hole or soemthing
Gregory back to the hilltop with you
Here's a fun fact, more people die from Moose Attack per year than shark attacks
Another fun fact: In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 American whereas sharks injured only 13. I mean, what the hell was going on with our toilets in 1996? Injured by something you basically just have to sit on. That's like hearing about someone being killed by a couch.
10 people die a year from trying to tip over vending machines
***** I got knifed in the ass by a bidet once, but not a toilet. They're usually pretty docile.
Fucking pussies I'd touch a moose with the jab
+James Buschell It's still no consolation for a guy who lives in California and surfs all the time.
He stood on water? Was he Jawsus?
No
Oscar Black He was Jawsus shut up
Elaina Clark jawsus??? ohhhh yeah you mong
Jsidhu762 hahaha
You have no evidence!!!!! You fucking Jawstian!
Jaws 5 : World War Shark - now it's really really personal
The last survivors of the Brody family now flees to the dryest place in the world to avoid any more shark attacks : the Atacama desert. Moreover, they enjoy protection from the US army. However, sharks learned to swim in the sand and have now raised an army of sharks to exterminate the Brody family.
Still would be better than jaws 4
Still a better love story than Twilight
+Old glory Why did you bring Twilight into this?
+Dominic B Tis a meme
***** In a volcano
Rest in peace, John Candy. We miss you.
I had no idea he was Canadian.
And yeah, he died way too early.
@DawkJones92 you wrote this long ass text and literally nobody cares lmao.
@@charlesajones77He was a great guy. Same with Leslie Neilson. Didn't know Marty McFly was Canadian either though...but I could swear that the guy who played Biff was Canadian though...
"This time it's personal."
Yes. Yes it is.
I've only recently discovered your channel but really your stuff is highly entertaining! Keep up the good work, really enjoying these 'bad movies' videos.
we have so much in common jeroen ;)
Thanks man, I'll have to watch some of your vids!
***** Only if you have the time man, cheers!
OMG I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR FAV TH-camRS COLLAB SO CASUALLY!!!!!
Horrible Reviews Oh hello?!
I like how Michael Caine was just there for a paycheck
Creepy Closet oh most definitely
Creepy Closet He actually said years later he knew this movie was a pice of garbage. He was contractually bound to do it for the studio.
All actors are there for a paycheck. It's an occupation...
He normally delivers laundry
@@rustykuntz94 Some interviewer asked him if he had ever seen the movie, his response, no, but i have seen the nice villa it bought me in Spain.
The actress who played Mike's daughter (Judith Barsi) was also the voice for Ducky in The Land Before Time and Anne-Marie in All Dogs Go To Heaven.
Tragically a year after filming Jaws: The Revenge she and her mother were murdered by abusive father who then committed suicide. The actor who played Mike in this movie was one of her pallbearers.
Tragic...so tragic
@@The_Red_Ghost10 yes. And while i agree this film is very ridiculous, that little girl makes it worth watching it.
Yeah we all already know about that incident.
This adorable little girl is really the best thing about this whole fucking movie
@@milla0722
I didn't even know she was in Jaws 4 Revenge I only knew her from my two favorite Don Bluth movie series All Dogs Go To Heaven and The Land Before Time.
Canadian Sharks are know for their extreme polite demeanor. Hence the reason for no shark attacks in Canada.
+Daddy McHotloads Does that explain the Kids in the Hall sketch Skora the gentle shark?
+MalenkyGoblin Thanks for the nostalgia! Your comment took me back to the 90's and i even looked up the sketch. Do you remember the show "The State"? It was on MTV I believe.
Daddy McHotloads Yes I do. A lot of them were on Reno 911 too.
M Gonzo it's amazing that the sharks are so nice when it's so cold
Not true, I was swimming in Nova Scotia and one called me a “Hoser!”
You get the feeling that a shark might be with you in your parents’ pool? You’re not crazy. You’re just like everyone else who ever watched the original Jaws. It still happens to me today, and I know I’m not the only one to feel it.
I can't even take a shower without that fear. 😂
I remember those days!🤥
@@monsterhanna6691 Psycho should be the movie that traumatized you of showers.
I’m 31-years old and still afraid to swim alone. It’s definitely because of seeing Jaws at such a young age. I used to be afraid of the bath tub too 😂
I laughed so hard when he kept referring to the shark as 'Jaws 4' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wow holy fuck that's so funny omg
Me too!!! I was dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:42 The chewing shark looks disturbingly cute.
chewing, roaring shark 😂
@@Pandalkait’s a lion shark
@@daxmiller35Shark-Lion?
Where's Jaws 19?
Sodacat1 Good one. It gets me *EVERY TIME!*
but the shark still looks fake
thats because it is lol
Icecream2448 h
El que te lo digo en serio que me gusta la idea
idk
I love these Bad Movie reviews, but your mother hanging up on you was the funniest thing you've ever had on the show. I could not breathe I was laughing so hard.
My question is where is the revenge?
Roy Scheider killed its grandad then its dad
@@greg-x3z no it’s mom and dad
The revenge was reversed back to the revenger. It's a rerevenge.
Up the sharks ASS 😂😂😂 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
Ellen chasing after the shark, when it attacked her granddaughter?
I like how you call him Jaws 4. Like that's the shark's name.
That is it’s name
@@savannahsavercool8398 no it’s vengeance
This was literally my favorite movie back when I was 5.
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?!
Australia also has the blue ringed octopus one of the most venomous marine animals and the Platypus the only venomous mammal. You might think it must just be an exaggeration of the rural areas, but i live in Sydney 5 min from the city and just the other week i had to "remove" 3 separate red back spiders (2nd most venomous spider in the world) from my car.
***** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom
***** its spurs. Thats right. You've trusted Perry the platypus all along
noob, I live in Australia and have caught blue rings with my hands, they look pretty cool up close lol.
tru, you can never forget the scourge that is a swooping magpie.
Don't forget the drop bears
lol the shark is a blood relative and wants revenge. LMAO I broke weak at that
“…..and then Jaws 4 shows up….” Hahaha
I prefer the alternate ending on tv........the one where the shark was pierced with the boat
Hey, in Australia animals don't bite us... we bite them!
Its not opposite day
Deepesh Mudaliar so it is opposite day
I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
So does the rest of the world.its called meat eaters. vegetables as well.
Now THAT'S a knife!
The only question should be is how high was the writer who wrote jaws the revenge?
SUPER HIGH
MEGA HIGH
ULTRA HIGH
SUPER MEGA ULTRA HIGH
No, I am sorry, I have known people to do math tests high and they did better than being sober. So, being high is not the problem. LOL I think this is just the problem of the producers and the studio. I mean the same studio beginning in the 90's now have how many movies for Jurassic Park?
Next review: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie! :D
Yes, I been requesting that movie for a review for a year already.
Terrible movie, although the tagline could easily mean Ms. Brody is taking it personally because it has happened to her family. I know the shark allegedly follows her to the Bahamas, but the tagline can go either way.
“and all of our most annoying creatures we just ship off to the U.S”
*shows picture of jb*
“sorry guys” 💀💀💀
This movie scored zero on Rotten Tomatoes. That's pretty special.
@batman arkham secrets - I'm sticking to my 5 yr old comment. (Just looked it up on RT)
Thanks for watching this! I think i will pass XD
I'm just glad to know I'm making a difference, my teachers always said I would do great things....never mentioned bad movies though
Wow, the hermit xisuma is subbed to this (great I might add) review channel, never knew.
I have the same fear when I'm in a pool whether a friends or even at the health club there's always a part of me that's scared a Great White Shark is in there or will materialize
Mine was Alligators, after watching The Alligator (1980).
I thought I was the only one with that fear
Mom hanging up at the end was a top 3 TH-cam LOL for me 🤣 🤣
dude, love the videos
me and my sister had the SAME exact fear you just mentioned, about a secret chamber where a shark or monster could be in the dark part of the pool.
So you aren't alone in that irrational fear as a kid. We rationalize the way it might be at least instead of just being like "it must be a magic monster like the devil". :P
in ireland we worry about
leprechaun's ;)
In California, we worry about..........traffic.
In Australia we worry about........everything
The mexicans worry about Donald Trump
In England we worry about... Drowning in flash floods caused by 24/7 rain.
I saw the movies. They're nasty little things.
I love this channel. You need to post more videos. I guess that would kind of suck for you, given the whole watching a bad movie, then edit and upload....but it would be awesome for us.
Thanks, I try to do them as often as possible
“Are you just going to sit there munching on Coral. As usual.”
Coral giggles
Next review: Please do Killer Clowns from Outer space
That wasn’t bad!! This channel is for BAD movies!! Killer Clowns was incredible!!
#TurboKid #BrainScan #KungFury #DollmanVsDemonicToys #LepercaunInSpace #PuppetMaster4 #JudgeDredd
Yes absolutely
AWESOME! Someone needs to pay you to make these everyday. Like... seriously.
I know, right? I could get so much done if this was my job
It is true everything dose try to kill you in australia I know
TheRandomMatStar I am Australian, and I can tell you that it is not fucking true.
Do "Dragon Ball Evolution!"
"Oh god, I lost a loved one from a shark attack, I swear this shark is out to kill us all! Let's move to an island that's completely surrounded by water. That seems like a good idea!"
At 5:00 I think he's actually trying to run away from the movie.
I think you should include more clips from the movie, I mean including the audio. Like at the end when you mention Jake's wisecracks, or the shark's roar. Not a problem for me with this particular movie because I watched it a ton of times as a kid (I loved Jaws and sharks in general) so I am very familiar with all of the great dialogue and sound effects.
But yeah, that would be good for the viewers who haven't seen the film but want a taste of how ridiculous it actually is.
run away from production XD
'Trying to run away from the movie'! That's brilliant. But, who could blame him?
To be fair, in Canada we have some pretty dangerous shit too: bears (brown, polar, kodiak and grizzly), wolves, wolverines, martens, orcas, the Wendigo and the worst of all, Nickelback. But we're safe as long as we don't go on their turf.
I love that u call it Jaws four. “Jaws 4 shows up” lol I’m done
RIP Judith Barsi and Roy Scheider
And Jaws 4 (the shark)
I love your videos so much, the music and everything is so great! I hope you get way more subscribers so you can put even more time into these! :)
As an Aussie all the animals you listed are a way of life here yes... But freaking bears man. They scare the hell out of me. I couldn't imagine being attacked by one.
As long as you don't live in the middle of the friggin forest, you're fine.
Mom is just like "I don't have time for this shit Mark"
I still say Michael Caine's response when asked about this film was priceless......"I haven't seen the film but I hear it's really terrible....But I have seen the house that it paid for and that's wonderful" lol You gotta love the man :-D
"Canada has bears, Bigfoot, and..." I was really hoping you were going to say Rowsdower.
"Shark is now going for revenge... revenge for what?" That was too funny lmaoooo
Your my favorite movie reviewer, why arent you more popular your work is hilarious
Michael Caine's thoughts on this film are a thing of beauty. Witness this poetry for yourselves..."I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
For me, the one shark movie to completely traumatize me was Deep Blue Sea. I still get anxiety whenever I think about that scene where Stellan Skarsgard gets his arm ripped off by the shark and has to be airlifted to a hospital (they're on some sort of isolated research facility in the ocean, or something, I can't remember, I haven't seen it since 2000). After he's securely strapped to a gurney, he accidentally falls overboard into the ocean.
Several floors down below the surface, the rest of the characters witness the shark throw Stellan Skarsgard violently into the huge viewing window.
Still makes me shudder to this day. Your arms and legs completely immobilized while you're drowning AND being attacked by a shark? Even more terrifying.
I love how he calls the shark "Jaws 4"
When Mike runs on the beach and says "nowhere," he's running towards the spot where Brody and Hooper swam to shore. You see it in the Jaws credits. But somehow knowing that still doesn't make the scene make sense.
3:50, vicious animals... well... we have Stephen Harper :P
I don't know how I was able to see this video within hours of it's first upload, but I'm grateful for it!
That's too funny!! I always imagined jaws was in my pool too! Haha. With a secret door and everything. Great stuff! Awesome reviews! Keep up the good work! =)
I can so relate to your comment about how impactful the 1st Jaws movie was. I'm 42 and that movie still grips my mind to this day.
Maybe Mike was trying to run away from the movie.....
I had a course in scuba diving over a decade ago, and you're kinda right. Except that you can try and minimize the damage by constantly expulsing air from your lungs as you rush to the surface. Now get in mind that I never did my final exam and that it's been 16 years ago but I think I got it right. ; )
This movie has always reminded me of Orca. That movie about that revenge crazed killer whale.
Except Orca did right what this movie did terribly wrong cause there's a motive and it's intelligent
This was a great one. One of my favorites you've ever done. After Earth with the Jaden tweets was golden and both parts of The Host review are hilarious as well.
studios should know when to say when... after jaws 2 they should have never, never, ever, ever made the other sequels...what were they thinking! I mean REALLY...
The roar they use for the shark is also the sound Herman Munster makes when he gets hurt.
"Dear Mr. Shamylan..."
Two times you can see it's a robot which were easily visible: When the shark chases the man into the wreck, you can see the track that the shark moves along. And, when it stands out of the water at Mario Van Peebles....you can see inside of its mouth and see the gears and jaw mechanics. :D
I guess that if you start reading the script you think about a classic revenge movie...
Bad guy want to avenge his friends that have been killed by this awful family, so you might think that in the end the bad guy is in reality the good guy.
But then you realize that the bad guy is a shark.
o___o
Oh man, the bit at the end about a secret shark compartment? As a kid I had this feeling so badly about all bodies of water that I sometimes had to even leap out of the bath! So good to know I'm not the only crazy bastard out there
I don't understand why Fanboy Flicks doesn't have more subscribers.....
um...
maybe cause he's canadian?
lol
Because he doesn’t upload that often.
This series is really entertaining, and I really like your commentary. Nice to see a fellow Canadian on yt. Just one bit of bad news, there have been 10 shark incidents in Canadian history. Whites are coming up here more and more often, idk, probably global warming or something. They can easily tolerate our cold waters because they self regulate their blood temperature.
But yeah, between 1874-2012, 8 on the east coast and 2 on the west. 2 were provoked by the person trying to spear the shark or had bait out. 3 were boating incidents, and 1 ship disaster. 2 diving, 1 knocked overboard. The most recent was surfing in BC. Only 2 people died though.
Sharks almost always let go immediately and leave people alone after the first bite, once they hit bone, they aren't interested anymore. Sharks are really smart and do almost instant cost/benefit analyses when hunting, and we're fighters with next to zero nutritional value for them, so they generally decide to conserve energy and take off to find a seal that will be full of blubber and won't punch and kick them.
Jaws really twisted what sharks are like, I mean, people free dive with great whites and hand feed other species. I think it's the idea of being eaten while alive and drowning that really freaks us out, but sharks are super curious animals that don't have fingers to poke stuff like we do, so they investigate stuff with their mouths. Which really creates a problem because unlike other sharks, we don't deal with being bitten very well. We tend to bleed out pretty fast in water.
Great review though. Even as a kid watching this movie, I was like.. The Bahamas?! Come to Ontario dude. The biggest fish we have are muskies, and they might take off a toe if you're super unlucky, maybe a massive pike can do you some damage. No whites though!
HAHAHA your mom..."What are you talking aboot"
I always just assumed that it was the same shark every time, miraculously surviving being blown up each movie.
The 5 peoples That disliked the video are the ones That liked the movie!
Hey Mark I am a huge fan! Love your videos! I think your one of my favorite reviewers. You make my top 5. I just wish you make more videos. No offense, make one a week. Next year I want to start reviewing bad movies. Try to do one big review every week. with little current movie reviews sprinkled in.
Yes, I'm from Australia, and those creatures want to kill us and yes, it's personal.
Gary Leigh no it's not(i live in Australia)
This was so hilarious! Loved your review style, man! I will definitely need to watch some more of your Bad Movie reviews. And..you are not crazy about being in your parents' pool and wondering if a shark will get you. I got scarred for life when the original Jaws came out too. :P Now we just need a shark to eat Justin Bieber.
I live in Australia I got bite by a snake
I live in Australia and a pair of snakes found their way into our house. xD
Cody Vlogs That rarely happens.
In Jaws 2 the woman says sharks don't take things personal in this movie this time it's personal
In Jaws 19 (which should've came out in 2015 according to Back to the Future Part II), it became really, really personal.
Okay, Jaws 3 and 4 were terrible, but can't we give Jaws 2 a break?
I guess you like Jaws 2.
+Padlock Films No, it's terrible:) The only good film ever made that had a bunch of kids in it was The Goonies.
+Rabbi Shlomo Shekelberg-Rubingoldstein Also Stand By Me and The Sandlot.
Jaws 2 isn't great, but it is entertaining
+Peanut Cinema They screwed up from the start by introducing a large group of interchangeable kids. They were nothing but raw meat for the shark. The first Jaws had three pretty good characters that were well developed and interesting.
I was born in Canada and MOVED to Australia. That was 43 years ago and I haven't been bitten by nuthin'. It's either just gum trees, beaches, or office buildings down here. All of it fringing a massive paddock of a desert. I mean, it's nice if you can forgive the lame Halloweens and picnic-style Christmases. But those sharks make rare cameo appearances at best.
I personally think the original Jaws is extremely over rated, nothing good about it.
Wow.
brothercartman Wow. Much opinion. Such personal. So ideas. Wow.
Good atmosphere.Scenes are so real.
That's a silly thing to say
Two things. It's a scuba tank, not an oxygen tank. It's full of compressed air, not pure O2. Second, that maneuver would more likely give him an air embolism than the bends. For those that don't know what that is, it's caused when the alveoli; the air sacs in the lungs; burst, releasing air into the bloodstream. These air bubbles can get stuck in blood vessels like a blood clot, causing the same problems.
I just discovered your channel by finding this video in the youtube suggestions. Very funny, subscribed!
I'd like to think that I'm as Australian as a surfer with one leg, but I've never had serious issues with Aussie critters!
I've encountered Dugites, Tiger Snakes, jellyfish and Wedgetails, plus some little sharks, but nothing bit me.
The big bitey things mostly live in Northern Oz, so just keep south and stay on land! :D
First video I ever saw by you and I haven't turned back; you are hilarious!
I know of one recorded incident of a fatal shark attack in Canada. A great white shark attack which fatally wounded a man in Halifax, Nova Scotia in August 1891. There have also been two recorded incidents of non fatal shark attacks in Canada, one in 1925 and the other in 2000.
The shark in the pool is no more farfetched than the fear I used to have that the giant head with the missing eyeball (Jaws I) would suddenly pop out when I was walking to school (miles away from water at the time)
Haha. I had the same thought about the sharks knowing each other and wanting revenge.
Also I can't blame you. I get scared of just taking a shower.
Imagine a SHARK following you all the way down the East Coast to Florida (in the water) -- while you are IN THE AIR in an airplane! That's pretty amazing!
3:56 the most vicious of all live species in Canada is the Horsefly!
I actually did like something in this movie, The Jet's 'You Got It All' which is one of my favorite 80's songs and it was playing during the dance scene
your joke with M.Night shyamalan is becoming a hilarious on going joke
I once went on a snorkeling trip on a ferry. They took us to where they crashed that plane and we got to swim around it. When the guide was talking about the history of the plane, the first thing someone said was "Wait, there was a Jaws 4?"
LOL. When you started talking about sharks in pools my first thought was Thunderball as well. Did you know they actually put Sean Connery in the pool with a real Tiger Shark?! There was supposed to have been a plexiglass barrier between them, but still.
You rule, Pal. Many Greetings and Respect for your Work from Germany.
Jesus h chris. This guy probably has the best comic timimg on entire youtube.
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A monumental success for film, an unfair reputation for sharks.
Michael Caine: “Just give me my bloody paycheck and say “Action!’”
Michael Caine is quoted as saying that " I haven't seen the film; by all accounts it's terrible, however; I've seen the house it bought; and thats great!"
It's funnier when you consider the Jaws "roar" is lifted from the Munsters. That is Spot's roar... LOL!
I ALSO use to think there was a trap door that would release sharks in the pool...plus friend had a pool that was dark grey so I couldnt see well in it..freaked me out
Those Brody's, messing with our people eating plans.
WE MUST CHARGE
Thank God you received this. I use to love this movie as a kid. But recently I did a marathon. And I was blown away that cocaine became sentient and wrote and directed a film. The shark telepathy and following the wife to Hawaii like how! My brain was just in aw at how this even got funded.