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  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6310

    I never knew I needed a Harry Potter Obama backpack before now but now I am aware that I definitely need it

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      8 seconds ago, just putting that out there.

    • @serpyl7977
      @serpyl7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Too true

    • @jennahcressman501
      @jennahcressman501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very true

    • @InsideTheLoboBand
      @InsideTheLoboBand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Man he got here faster than he ran to his tennis crush

    • @Slimest1e
      @Slimest1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why did you dislike the video cornnor ? lol

  • @dapz
    @dapz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    12:00 I shall not calm down

    • @Bacon52637
      @Bacon52637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too

    • @FIRZU
      @FIRZU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tru

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HEY ITS YOU

    • @cringcring8473
      @cringcring8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      HOLY SHIT IT'S THE MAN HIMSELF

    • @dallor714
      @dallor714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      OMG ITS THE IMMORTAL MAN

  • @TheOfficialPSI
    @TheOfficialPSI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Robin: Who takes a 10 day break from Reddit?
    Also Robin: I didn't know what a cake day was until last year.

  • @bramblestar334
    @bramblestar334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    6:15 Fun fact! My school banned saying the word "sus" in any context because people were using it against gay people. Naturally, me and my group of (very gay) friends found it hilarious and we kept saying "lmao sus is a slur now" and stuff like that.

    • @Turd13s
      @Turd13s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sus? as in suspicious? why

    • @Skye1421
      @Skye1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm straight and sus
      (bi)

    • @uwufluff2899
      @uwufluff2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Skye1421 yeah same

    • @francieudosegundo508
      @francieudosegundo508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Skye1421 same

    • @ちえクンのチャンネル
      @ちえクンのチャンネル 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Meanwhile my school says shit liek 'lgbt? that's not a thing lmaoaooaooaaoaoa anyways back to bible study'

  • @buiscitsNgravy
    @buiscitsNgravy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    I like how Robin has high standards when it comes to memes and rare insults, and calls them out if they're particularly weak or stupid

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So that makes him either a hypocrite or counteractive?

    • @BaniTheBun
      @BaniTheBun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lordkaijux5262 none

    • @tool-gun-sys
      @tool-gun-sys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It makes him robin

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it makes him the worst narrator

    • @youveseenmesomewhere9646
      @youveseenmesomewhere9646 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@turbo_marc his views say different

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    As a non-binary person I can say wholeheartedly that "we're all dudes" is accurate

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @armagon calamity Non-binary is kind of an umbrella term for anyone who doesn't identify as male or female, so like genderfluid, agender, etc can fit under this category. It can also just mean someone who uses they/them pronouns.

    • @terratracy
      @terratracy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coyotix thanks, honestly I didn't know either so-

  • @anthonypacheco7957
    @anthonypacheco7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    The Portuguese president actually saved someone’s life while getting groceries and my mom met him

    • @TotallyNotSnowman
      @TotallyNotSnowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well at least he is capable of saving someone's life.

    • @Real_Isopod_Hours
      @Real_Isopod_Hours 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neat

    • @n0tprem1um75
      @n0tprem1um75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cool!

    • @bingmaid
      @bingmaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ele falou pessoalmente com a minha tia tb :D

    • @randomzergling
      @randomzergling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah my mom met an alien from mars while jeff bezos performed cpr on a polar bear in the backround.

  • @henrytrp8718
    @henrytrp8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Robin sounds like hes just had enough of this subreddit and is almost disgusted

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Almost?

    • @cellohowslife5817
      @cellohowslife5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude he's done with every subreddit.

    • @henrytrp8718
      @henrytrp8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cellohowslife5817 Lmao yeah

    • @DaWelshman
      @DaWelshman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Makes it feel less fun if the guy showing you is sick of it.

    • @henrytrp8718
      @henrytrp8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DaWelshman Im not saying its a bad thing, i still love his videos but its just funny

  • @hungrypotato9049
    @hungrypotato9049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:07 fun fact: he's also known to greet everyone with a kiss on the cheek. it's actually a meme in portugal, people often call him "beijoqueiro das selfies" :D

  • @batuhanylmaz3661
    @batuhanylmaz3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    When my dad was teaching me how to fight, he would always say: “I want you to fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee and avoid damage like an uninsured rental car” most inspiring quote ever

    • @ratcrosants210
      @ratcrosants210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'll say that to my children Thank you very inspiring
      Also me: *proceeds to beat the crap out my stomach to prevent child birth*

    • @katyadade1041
      @katyadade1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “Fly like dandruff, sting like a butterfly” - Russians say.

    • @kidjames6875
      @kidjames6875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ratcrosants210 As long as you're not an only child, it's fine.

    • @Icey_foggsh
      @Icey_foggsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Avoid damage like an uninsured rental car? :lmao:

    • @calamitos113
      @calamitos113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kidjames6875 why would that matter?

  • @vipermoon2717
    @vipermoon2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    As a Italian, I can confirm, we are all sea monsters who don’t have feelings

    • @therealbeeve
      @therealbeeve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that why the Italians only had a decent navy in WW2

    • @vipermoon2717
      @vipermoon2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t say, that’s an Italian secret

    • @gasp5027
      @gasp5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a swedish guy i can relate

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@therealbeeve Italians really only had a decent navy during the Roman Empire

    • @WungerPlays
      @WungerPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @kkjohmn043
    @kkjohmn043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Emily Blunt: does 3 dmg per hit, stubs your enemies
    Emily Sharp: does 14 dmg per hit, makes your enemies bleed

  • @genericmalachi824
    @genericmalachi824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Who the hell tales a ten day break from reddit? Just go, or stay."
    Me, who forgets that reddit exists twice every month: Well fuck.

  • @Ashvee72-from-Thewildguess
    @Ashvee72-from-Thewildguess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Each narrator is good in their own way!
    Damiens a classic
    Jack is good at creating scenes
    Lexi is adorable
    Robin is
    Zach is a good comedian

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      True about robin

    • @f.b.i9524
      @f.b.i9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Robin tho, I gotta agree

    • @cheslmao
      @cheslmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      robin is definitely

    • @emory7271
      @emory7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I agree with robin

    • @cuddleswithdogs
      @cuddleswithdogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Robin just has to stop putting so much personal options while talking about memes. It’s ok to make jokes but we are just here for the memes, not for you to bitch and complain about memes

  • @frostythesnowmanlol
    @frostythesnowmanlol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:00 - that isn’t a dirty motherboard, that is Micro-Athens, the lost city of the fae

  • @revieweverything8593
    @revieweverything8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Day 13 of asking Robin to bring back “What’s Poppin’, I’m Robin.”
    You’re weird Robin, but we’re all weird here!

    • @dementia4452
      @dementia4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hv a gooday stfu

    • @muma6962
      @muma6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hv a gooday that is in no way related to this video not any comments that will appear in this comment section

    • @thesoureevee6412
      @thesoureevee6412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its just a bot.

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly, everyone is weird

    • @memerman9268
      @memerman9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dementia4452 what did they say?

  • @EzRida04
    @EzRida04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Fun fact: The Netherlands is a constitutional monarchy in western Europe sandwitched between Germany in the east and Belgium to the south.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @ChaiTea17
      @ChaiTea17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are quite some hot dudes in there 👀😳

    • @InLoveWithCities
      @InLoveWithCities 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes that sea Germans.

    • @eggijunior3260
      @eggijunior3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@InLoveWithCities No no, the swamp Germans.

    • @InLoveWithCities
      @InLoveWithCities 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eggijunior3260 But didn't they drain that swamp?

  • @DonQuixoteTheGremlin
    @DonQuixoteTheGremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:39 My dad's Italian, and that is actually part of the language in a way.

  • @Stusheep
    @Stusheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Him ironically: we all sit in out beds and couches all day right guys?
    Me: i have not left my bed for the entire summer

  • @SirBroccolingtonIII
    @SirBroccolingtonIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    4:00 it's like those trackless trains that are literally just long buses.

  • @meewowz
    @meewowz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:59 when I was in third grade my teacher explained fractions with chocolate bars

    • @katydonn8510
      @katydonn8510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here.But I have had teachers do it with pizzas to

  • @Freddyk2004
    @Freddyk2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    7:24 I was friends with “the weird kid” and he was cool as fuck, funny and just generally a really good kid, I don’t know what happened to him after the pandemic though. I hope he’s okay.

  • @iamhub2736
    @iamhub2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    r/memes is like a dog, it meets your expectations, unexpectedly somehow

    • @im_VANTAStic
      @im_VANTAStic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @hv a gooday bot

    • @Greed...
      @Greed... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you expect it unexpectedly? .... Masif cofuse

    • @iamhub2736
      @iamhub2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Greed... get paradoxed lol

    • @byronday8696
      @byronday8696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if you had no expectations, they somehow get met.

    • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
      @a.s.raiyan2003-4 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Then it bites you for no reasons sometimes. I've had those cases.

  • @bigblackknaga
    @bigblackknaga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Remember, always pick the sharp version, she has an op attack where she shanks the enemy with her head, it has 70% crit chance and does alot of damage, when crit it kills immidietly or however u type that.

  • @pavelZhd
    @pavelZhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    16:25
    You do realize that "Vikings raped and pillaged" message comes mostly from Christian monks, who were kind of really keen on portraying any and all non Christians in the worse possible view.

    • @robbieginsburg1050
      @robbieginsburg1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was actually everyone raping and pillaging

    • @pavelZhd
      @pavelZhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@robbieginsburg1050 that too. Still the biased story writing we have to work with often gives the impression that Vikings only raped and pillaged, or at least did so more often than others.

    • @DidYouSeeThatTrickShots
      @DidYouSeeThatTrickShots 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sorry but that’s not true. They were shown by so many pimple to be like that.

    • @sapphirethegrrem
      @sapphirethegrrem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Yes, they did Pillage, but they also had a complex society. more than pillaged, they explored and traveled. " A direct quote from my mom who has a history degree! So everyone here is sorta right. And you can't say she's biased because she's also christian because she''s not christian. So no need to fight!

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    15:26 Robin: “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. Genocide? That’s what you think about when you’re goin’ to bed?!”
    I see Robin thinks about genocide when he’s waking up instead.

    • @tokyobateman6610
      @tokyobateman6610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You see, we’re just 4 parallel universes ahead of him

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 ปีที่แล้ว

      With his unwarranted anger towards frickn memes I’d believe it.

  • @gamingwithevie8303
    @gamingwithevie8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Reddit only has Americans"
    Me: **laughs in Canadian**

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh look the snowmen are talking again quick get the flame thrower

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Cackles in maple syrup*

    • @Arichu_
      @Arichu_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *laughs in Australia*

    • @kostya8764
      @kostya8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me **laughs in Ukrainian**

  • @MrBounceoutboi
    @MrBounceoutboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Perry: was I the best protagonist?
    Doofensmirtz: no,
    You were the best.
    Activate the hurt the feelings-inator

    • @jorjicostava8513
      @jorjicostava8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Was I the best?”
      “No, you were the best”
      What are you on and where do I get it

    • @dilpickle3012
      @dilpickle3012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @qwertykaps1042
    @qwertykaps1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    How dare you call marvel memes the worst?
    When there are minion memes

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ikr; smh at him for that

    • @zethinium173
      @zethinium173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      agreed

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eh the same level of cringe

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ThatGuyRNA to the close-minded persons, perhaps (u do u, tho)

    • @CaktusGS
      @CaktusGS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facebook mom's : Aggressive clicking noises*

  • @charlottecochran2337
    @charlottecochran2337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:27 To be fair, cat bites are a lot more gentle then dog bites. I've never heard of a cat hospitalizing someone, but you should see the massive dog bite scar on my friend's leg.

  • @Jaybird_102
    @Jaybird_102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    16:19 AKCHUALY Most Vikings were traders, farmers, and settlers.

    • @Sarah_88
      @Sarah_88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ak chu al ly

    • @TxpsyTurvy
      @TxpsyTurvy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could really use a wish right now

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TxpsyTurvy no mordetwi

    • @sophiestump8850
      @sophiestump8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually *

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...yall, the crappy spelling is a joke

  • @cupoiid
    @cupoiid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Wow, I love my favourite fast blue hedgehog Obama!!

  • @korneliusfrik9545
    @korneliusfrik9545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video is consumed by me while taking a deposit on my toilet and then unclogging it with a pressure washer.

  • @zoinksss1372
    @zoinksss1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    as a non-binary person, “dude” and “bro” are 100% gender neutral.

    • @tokyobateman6610
      @tokyobateman6610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very relatable

    • @Niko__01
      @Niko__01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      as a non-binary person, I also accept boi.

    • @zoinksss1372
      @zoinksss1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Niko__01 agreed.

    • @G0ldFish_X3
      @G0ldFish_X3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As another non-binary person
      I agree

    • @dannypizzarolls1008
      @dannypizzarolls1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a non binary person, truer words have never been spoken

  • @silvb
    @silvb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6:23 MY OLD SCHOOL HAD A MENTAL AWARENESS SIGN THAT SAID “1 IN 10 STUDENTS AMONG US HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER” AND I’M PRETTY SURE IT JUST THREW THE SCHOOL FURTHER FROM NORMALIZING IT

  • @--Ads--
    @--Ads-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:20 The poor girl :(

    • @NakoaFritz
      @NakoaFritz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What happened to her

  • @battleboar7110
    @battleboar7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    16:25 "They raped, murderer and pillaged, all of them did" Most vikings being farmers: (insert cursed Mike Wazowski meme)

    • @NamiTheNeko
      @NamiTheNeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I am pretty sure there weren't any farmer Vikings since a Viking was a job title like farmer. They did however stop with all the murder and such and switched to trade and teaching others the skills for farming, but they themselves weren't farmers.

    • @Kat-fu6gn
      @Kat-fu6gn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Let's not forget that the British did the same fuckin thing, but they are only colonizing new discovered land ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -

    • @emperorarkoos2919
      @emperorarkoos2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kat-fu6gn yepth-cam.com/video/WC9rDR0gsHE/w-d-xo.html

    • @Karagianis
      @Karagianis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, technically the word Viking was old Norse for raider. So if they actually were vikings, not just regular Norse commoners, they probably did do those things. You could look at it as an early form of profiling.

    • @c.emperor357
      @c.emperor357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yup, just people of their own time. Romanticizing the looting and stuff is definitely something people shouldn't do, but they were far more than that and in many things outclassed the civilized world of their time.

  • @RandomStuff-dv8gi
    @RandomStuff-dv8gi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Fun Fact: The image where there's nothing you know is what it looks like to have a stroke. Everything looks familiar but not exact.

  • @loopholeinater2514
    @loopholeinater2514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:10 this is something doof would definitely say

  • @sainoot3364
    @sainoot3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “Stop idolizing the Vikings!”
    Me a Magnus chase fan: NEVER
    Edit: the likes and replies make me wanna change from Reyna to Alex

  • @NoobMaster-zw4oq
    @NoobMaster-zw4oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Robin is the kind of guy that would shout at the other person when they start to win the argument and then act like he won

    • @MmmMmph1968
      @MmmMmph1968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/RareInsults

    • @stapoldypropagandaaccount
      @stapoldypropagandaaccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MmmMmph1968 wdym that's not an insult

    • @MmmMmph1968
      @MmmMmph1968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stapoldypropagandaaccount It implies that Robin cannot form a decent argument and so has to resort to emotion instead of logic to win a debate.
      So it's basically insulting the whole internet

  • @regalcartoon5932
    @regalcartoon5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the saddest feelings in the world is when an Emkay video ends…oh well! Onto the next one as I binge watch Emkay for the 100th time.

  • @contentlacking5950
    @contentlacking5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    memes are a surely good addition to the internet

  • @aerom3109
    @aerom3109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    At this point, I feel like Robin doesn't like anything

    • @hazelnut9968
      @hazelnut9968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeeeee..

    • @Skye1421
      @Skye1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like max from CampCamp lmao

    • @ToyedTaiyaki
      @ToyedTaiyaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thats what happens when you work on subreddits for years and see the same content over and over.

    • @YahyaFalcon
      @YahyaFalcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ToyedTaiyaki nah, damien's been doing this longer than robin has and it sounds like he still has fun, Robin's just miserable.

    • @ToyedTaiyaki
      @ToyedTaiyaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YahyaFalcon possibly
      Hope the dude is okay

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:19 Don't have any experience with the dog part, never met an angry dog. The cat part, however, is absolute gold. They're just like that.

  • @realryushiro
    @realryushiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That "Hang out with the weird kid and find out he's normal" was definitely me. Nobody wanted to hang out with me from rumors and crap that I did weird things and that I was a huge pervert. But once kids were forced to work with me they realized I wasn't really weird at all but instead pretty chill and gave some pretty decent life advice.

    • @serenabrowne4517
      @serenabrowne4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was the weird kid too and i had like two true friends until standard 3, where i befriended a girl and got roped into her group, and now i have a ton of friends

    • @realryushiro
      @realryushiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@serenabrowne4517 Life is strange. One thing is said about you and now everyone believes it.

  • @ICanDoThatToo2
    @ICanDoThatToo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2nd level Ramen: Mix all the powders together. It's an everything noodle!
    I actually do this, like one Chicken, one Beef, and one Chili, then split the mix across the three packets. They're mostly salt anyways, so they all mix pretty well.

  • @UndeadScience
    @UndeadScience 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The reason tattoo artists don't take payment first is because anything could happen during the tattoo that would change the price. More or less ink may be used, you or they may need to take breaks thus altering the initial alloted time- and if your card declines then they usually have payment plans you can do.

  • @skyanite1741
    @skyanite1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Who takes a 10 day break from Reddit?”
    Me who hasn’t gone on actual Reddit in 2 months:

  • @Jonathan-oe5vz
    @Jonathan-oe5vz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Can we stop idolising Robin, he clearly knows nothing of the viking or northen history.

    • @hazelnut9968
      @hazelnut9968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @Jonathan-oe5vz
      @Jonathan-oe5vz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Facts:
      Most people during the viking age weren’t vikings.
      Vikings were good traders and would trade as they wandered. Swedish vikings especially explored eastward.
      There is this place in sweden known as roslagen. During the viking age sailed some swedish vikings east and found land along with slavic people. They were named ”Rus” or ”The people of Rus”. You can see where this is going. Rus(sia)

    • @bobmcsnark
      @bobmcsnark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda irks me everytime.

    • @BlackBanditXX
      @BlackBanditXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "They raped, and murdered, and pillaged all the time."
      Robin, have you EVER picked up a history book? That's kinda THE requirement to be considered a noteworthy civilization.

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlackBanditXX Is Robin American or English?

  • @Derpierier
    @Derpierier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like Tobin has a less deep version of Markiplier's laugh sometimes

    • @felixjuneau1873
      @felixjuneau1873 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be sick if markiplier did an emkay vid

  • @crowofjudgement1953
    @crowofjudgement1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:18 No, it's tucked like that so when we cook you, you come out with a crispy finish.

  • @PRDGL_WindyBW
    @PRDGL_WindyBW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I had such a good idea for a comment on an Emkay video, but I thought, "I'll just wait until today's upload and then comment it."
    I forget that comment.

    • @theperiidot
      @theperiidot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like my brain

    • @digiiiii
      @digiiiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happens to me way too often. god damn, they were gold too.

  • @sregt
    @sregt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Its me robin. You know, the really weird and uncomfortable one." Me to robin: "You and I are not so different"

  • @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat
    @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I nearly died chocking on my drink after hearing, “100% taking them right down to China town.”

  • @Onister
    @Onister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Who the hell takes a ten day break from reddit? Just go, or stay."
    Well then you can see atlessed two new post out of the hundred diffent subs your in.

  • @That_Aussie
    @That_Aussie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:26 because the ice melted since the wreck is now 109 years old! (in 2021 that is) -sincerely, a Titanic nerd

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I love how Christians who are against gays seem to forget that one of their saviors main teachings was not to judge or condemn others.

    • @theone_WWW
      @theone_WWW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IKR

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn't that quote every christian uses agaisnt gays supposed to be against pedophilia?

    • @cyceryx
      @cyceryx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SpringDavid yeah, it was mistranslated

    • @iranoutofideas7114
      @iranoutofideas7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SpringDavid Yes. It's supposed to say "man shall not sleep with boy", but it was mistranslated into "man shall not sleep with man"

    • @warpspedcoop4139
      @warpspedcoop4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If u read my comment u can see what me, a Christian, has to say on this matter and don’t worry I’m not a bigot 🙂

  • @maggotsaysbork3846
    @maggotsaysbork3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:24 England can be proud of that, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland don't wanna be with them

    • @mrmaple9331
      @mrmaple9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I must’ve missed the news. May I asked what happened about this bullying thing? I’m British so I’m wondering what happened.

    • @maggotsaysbork3846
      @maggotsaysbork3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mrmaple9331 England fans were being rude to a little German girl for crying at a football match after Germany lost and I as a Welsh person don't wanna be grouped in with them-

    • @mrmaple9331
      @mrmaple9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maggotsaysbork3846 I see. I care very little for football so I see how I missed it. Truly shocking that such a thing would happen.

    • @hiosune
      @hiosune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes I am disappointed to be English

    • @maggotsaysbork3846
      @maggotsaysbork3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hiosune It's okay. It's only *those* English people we don't like. You're good

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:17 Personally, I place 25% of the blame on the girls' parents, for letting her have Twitter in the first place, if she's as young as the "little" qualifier would imply.

  • @zoestoltz1261
    @zoestoltz1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I lay in bed, I always think about what if everyone in America dies and I’m the last one left

    • @aperson-vy8yh
      @aperson-vy8yh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you are. the rest of us aren’t real

  • @11_----_----_---11-x5y
    @11_----_----_---11-x5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:09
    Reminded me of the snl sketch with Chadwick where he described tuliping

  • @kinggalactix
    @kinggalactix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that scene in Shrek 2 where Shrek turned into the Shrulk, and went to save fiona. Truly a revolutionary and breath-taking scene.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    As a big marvel fan, I can confirm
    Our memes are shit

  • @theturnedtable2605
    @theturnedtable2605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:40 Oh hell no, I’ve seen enough Pacific Rim to know what’ll happen next

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      GYPSY DANGER

    • @Tyranid_HiveMind
      @Tyranid_HiveMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gypsy Avenger

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tyranid_HiveMind WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT HORRID SEQUEL IN THIS COMMENT SECTION!

    • @Tyranid_HiveMind
      @Tyranid_HiveMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lettucem3n understandable

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tyranid_HiveMind have a great day.

  • @siliswest498
    @siliswest498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:07 holy fuck I never thought I’d see a meme of good burger

  • @amia7z
    @amia7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2nd Fun Fact (because yes!): Yes, the president of portugal is awesome. Source: i'm portuguese

    • @KthW
      @KthW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sim

    • @Danblak08
      @Danblak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KthW now before you add the p to that, how about you learn the true meaning of simp

    • @ImmaWhoopyourCu
      @ImmaWhoopyourCu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Danblak08
      What? "Sim" means yes in portuguese.

    • @Danblak08
      @Danblak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImmaWhoopyourCu oh ok I hear that word way too often sorry

    • @ImmaWhoopyourCu
      @ImmaWhoopyourCu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Danblak08 It's ok, don't worry. Sorry if I came of as agressive.

  • @catherineparr4953
    @catherineparr4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The thing about vikings pillaging raiding ect while that is true a lot and I mean a lot of other nations kingdoms and such did so as well in the medieval period the vikings were just far more successful

    • @ego8330
      @ego8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its basically Take a penny leave 50 bucks with humanity but i have the feeling that Things in the past were better in certain situations and such btw sorry for my grammar im generally terrible at existing so at least have pity

    • @catherineparr4953
      @catherineparr4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ego8330 I know your pain

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, most countries that you think didn't do that just has good PR back then

    • @BlackBanditXX
      @BlackBanditXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you know about it from history, I can almost guarantee they did one of those three.

  • @judgemanamacarsanar3626
    @judgemanamacarsanar3626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Friendly Baguette Noises”
    😂😂😂 what the heaviest I’m dying

  • @perhapsadog7130
    @perhapsadog7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    15:56
    That's MHA fan art, of hagakure, who is an invisible character

    • @stavðd
      @stavðd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was looking for a comment like this is was thinking is that Toru? And then I saw the gloves and was like yeah that’s definitely toru.

    • @BluMoone1
      @BluMoone1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I searched for a comment like this as well because, I'm a weeb and I made it to season 5 of 僕のヒーローアカデミア.

    • @sad...4854
      @sad...4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also ⏃ minor

  • @John_Francis_Sosenko
    @John_Francis_Sosenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    when they asked what flavor of ramen they were going to pick, they forgot cheese flavor.

  • @STA-3
    @STA-3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:23 According to Quantum Physics, you can put a cat and a radioactive bomb in a box. The radioactive bomb explodes when a certain electron flips, due to radioactive decay.
    When not observing the cat, the cat is in a *Superposition* Wich means that the cat is alive and dead at the same time.
    When observing the cat the Universe picks a random outcome, choosing the cat would be dead or alive.

    • @papastalin69
      @papastalin69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is 1. dead, 2. alive, 3. FUCKING JACKED BROOOOO

  • @oxide.the.silliest
    @oxide.the.silliest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:36 fun fact! That is what it looks like to have a stroke. Every thing around you seems familiar but unrecognizable at the same time (I don’t know from experience but that’s what I’ve heard)

  • @Be3med
    @Be3med 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    well actually, roblox tecnically gets new games everyday.
    EDIT: just not many good games

  • @jonathansmithers2763
    @jonathansmithers2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People when a dog bites somebody: 'Fiendish, we must euthenize it.'
    People when a cat bites somebody: 'He's just a bitch, but I love him.'

  • @antnate578
    @antnate578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Top 10 Items for school:
    Number 1. Harry Potter sonic Obama backpack

  • @ace_fi
    @ace_fi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    16:19 viking was just a term used to say strangers/people from other nations so not every viking was bad most of them are good and actually should be idolized and not stereotyped as bad/barbarians

  • @azarbijamer9422
    @azarbijamer9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:48
    Me 2021: What if I had FEELINGS

  • @CrazedMilkMan
    @CrazedMilkMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:10 killed me, forget the memes. This guy can do some funny voices

  • @kbsanders
    @kbsanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:50 Looks like the Staff of Ra Map Room from Indiana Jones. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @minitegaming
    @minitegaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro I have been watching dapz for 5 years and I am impressed with how powerful he is

  • @kyototomokui6676
    @kyototomokui6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:59 As a man who went to Florida once, I can confirm this.

  • @calltheshibas9534
    @calltheshibas9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:15
    As a cat person this speaks to me on a poetic level

  • @catsaregreat6314
    @catsaregreat6314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:28 my junior high science teacher has one and now he can’t walk up stairs. It’s funny because he was an awful person

  • @lbryant6234
    @lbryant6234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Robin is the type of guy to complain about a fictional character hacking TH-cam 1:30

  • @NWKohout
    @NWKohout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:34 toca boca arcade players is just sitting in the core of the earth

  • @angelavrc1471
    @angelavrc1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 10:13 you just triggered a mass riot of avengers fans *tires not to tpye in full caps*

  • @markwoschiz4251
    @markwoschiz4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Emkay is a great TH-camr he should have 20 million subscribers

  • @manraindeer2193
    @manraindeer2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Nono most vikings were actually just traders they are only portrayed as barbarians.
    Still some of them were but not a lot. And other places probably also acted like barbarians to.

    • @pineapplelollipop1074
      @pineapplelollipop1074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure you’re just thinking of the people who lived in the region Vikings were from technically, Viking refers to one of those people that specifically went on boats and raided other lands. Although pretty much everywhere was messed up back then so no need to hate on Vikings

  • @K3NN3THKITTY
    @K3NN3THKITTY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ah yes the Italian language"
    me: realizes that that's my friend contact pick
    also me: starts dying of confusion, laughter, and rage

  • @DanDart
    @DanDart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Communicate using memes, you say?
    Shaka, when the walls fell.

  • @notsansutplays8178
    @notsansutplays8178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:14 I only just realised that the “r/ top posts” bit at the start is in tune with the songs.

  • @Deegonbeefon
    @Deegonbeefon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:14 skipping stairs while walking vertically on the wall connected to the stairs

  • @Zebrage
    @Zebrage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:08 its true. Once I did ACTUALLY get hacked and I was logged out and my password changed. No notifications or anything
    Then later my friend wanted to go on my YT account and I got like 50 security alerts and had to do 2 step verification and everything

  • @notrickastley106
    @notrickastley106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let's appreciate how emkwy has 4 difftent people in different time zones to upload often

  • @ak73372
    @ak73372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Do we really communicate with memes?”
    Yes. I learned about COVID and the sues canal thing through memes before anyone told me about either

  • @lunariousmoon
    @lunariousmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My school banned using "Sheeesh" after the Grade 11s collectively shouted it in the school Quad at the end of break instead of going to thier classes

  • @BichoBoogie
    @BichoBoogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:18
    -weird scenarios about fictional characters
    -existential crisis
    -wich war crime should i do tomorrow.
    -time to draw :]

  • @ameliamoore8645
    @ameliamoore8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:05 A N U S

    • @Tempestuous.Shadow
      @Tempestuous.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R A N U S

    • @sillygtwoah
      @sillygtwoah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tempestuous.Shadow U R A N U S

    • @umbrimea
      @umbrimea ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sillygtwoah P U R A N U S

    • @CesarSalad69
      @CesarSalad69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@umbrimea P R U R A N U S

  • @lenatucker5344
    @lenatucker5344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robin you’re my favorite EmKay writer