He did say in the beginning that he's looking for a movie he hasn't seen before... as in he has a shelf full of blu-rays that he just bought without even watching them.
I'm from the future. I'm here to tell you that trump got a LOT of kids to drink bleach. not much else is different. bleach is sold behind the counter now tho.
Nic Cage would be exactly the type of actor I would choose to be. Turned in reputable performances early on, won his Oscar and gained prestige/respect, picture up the house - job done. After that I would make any old shit for the pay check, but also to push the boundaries of my acting. With weaker scripts and being an ex Oscar winner and a household name, you have less restrictions set upon you by the director to really let loose and also less responsibility if it doesn’t work out as the film was never going to be a masterpiece to begin with. I suspect this is why Nick Cage makes garbage because he’s a genius.
He spent all his money on dumb shit and now owes the government a lot of money in taxes, that's why he takes every gig. He makes some good movies from time to time, but he is desperate for cash.
I can confirm I saw a time travel device being sold at my Walmart last week. But you can literally only go forwards or backwards within 2020 so I didnt bother as the whole year was $hi!.
@@hefdzsyz currently on a little island in the south Pacific its 9 January 2020. Why dont you get one of those machine thingys from Walmart and join me?
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY Only Nic Cage could say a line that absurd with a serious look on his face. It's hard to believe someone actually wrote that line and boy am I glad they did
@@storywala88 millions at his peak he had 2 castles around 20 rolls Royce's a private island plus parties and he had them on loans so when he had to default on his loans when he got less work.
I don't know what you are talking about, I saw them on the Walmart shelves for about a week, until someone issued a law suit for inadequate labeling and they yanked them.
@@steveguy3 Idea for a movie: Nicolas Cage takes vengeance on everyone who ever misspelt his name. We can call it Method Acting preparation for his inevitable casting as Wolverine.
Idk why I’m watching this now but I always tell people how this was the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Let alone in theater. First time I actually said “this is so bad” out loud while watching a movie. Also first time I’ve seen people actually walk out of the theater. It is really, insanely bad. And for that, it’s so great. LOL
Nicolas Cage is probably the most interesting actors today. No one else has such a range between so unimaginably terrible to actually pretty good. Watching his movies in a marathon is really an experience that I recommend doing on a Saturday with some friends, pizza and alcohol. It's like a roller coaster ride.
Sydney Wierenga true, but he along with many others started good/decent and just lost it. Nick Cage jumps back and forth between good and terrible, which is way more interesting because you never know which you're gonna get.
+Zer0Hour17 Nicholas resides in the rarest of lands, Schrodinger's Cage. Sometimes you open up and you get a really good actor. But sometimes, you unleash something else...
+Sydney Wierenga wouldn't compare them though. Adam Sandler has become a disgrace, doing shit movies because they make more money and because of lazyness. Nicolas is an Oscar winner. But He lost all of his money and needed to be in these shit movies which destroyed his reputation. But I am certain that he is still an amazing actor
SuperHarryFan ADAM sander was NEVER good. He was never fucking funny. He's been shit since he was doing standup. Ugh I can't fucking stand him. Idk why but I haven't been this angry typing a comment.
I watched The Wicker Man (1973) yesterday and it was great and philosofical and thrilling with a weird tone and twist. Today I watched The Wicker Man 2006. It was hilariocity
I always watch the great original right before the Nic Cage version because it just makes the Nic Cage version so much funnier given how much they butchered.
I know I’m 7 years late to the party, but these hilariocity movies are going to eventually make me piss myself from laughing. You’re one of the best youtubers out there man. Keep it up!
Whenever I make time for it I'll post a review for it. Right now I'm a little busy with 4 other reviews & booking a lot of acting work. 😉😉 That movie had better prepare itself because I'm not going to hold back on it 😂😂😂
Gotta be honest here - Godzilla by Emmerich is definitely a guilty pleasure for me. Yeah, the plot is stupid for the most part and the acting is...just bad. But come on - it has Jean Reno. He's awesome, even if they made him play a poor version of himself.
You know what could have saved this film? At the end, when Cage is facing off against all the women, instead of them breaking his legs and burning him, he pulls out a M2 Machine Gun and mows them all down. Then after everyone is dead, he slings the gun over his shoulder, and with a cocky grin says, "Bitches."
Chris, how have you not yet done a Hilariocity review of Vampire's Kiss yet. Nicolas Cage on absolute top form. COMPLETELY trumps the Wicker Man's levels of batshit
"Worker bees - another bee pun". Actually, it's not so much a pun, it's actually related to bees. Male bees (drones) purpose in the hive is only to breed. So basically, Summer Isles is a mirror of a bee hive.
Supermovies Hes got a lot of potential but hes just worn out and influenced by Micheal bay movies too much Look at his older work its just phenomenal I loved that movie with Mr.glass and such I think its called unbreakable true master piece though every fcking critic on IMBD while rating it just compares it to sixth sense like fcking see the fcking movie its a whole other genre plus he revealed that Unbreakable 2 is coming in his newest movie via Bruce Willis in the last scene of his newest movie Split I am just jacked I am just hoping this is the turning point at which he will finally go back to his roots
Yeah and it should be called "Wicker man" without "the". I can see it playing out like a normal horror movie. Some innocent people being killed here and there. The protagonist just some teen or something. But the real plot twist is she and her community arent so innocent with their dark history being revealed.
Producers of this movie speaking to director: "WE DECIDED TO GRANT YOU ONE DREAM SEQUENCE. WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! (WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!) (WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!) (WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!)"
Bad Hollywood Sequel: The Wicker Man 2: Out of the Cage. Nicholas Cage's Character comes back this time as the Ghost Rider. He gets his revenge by killing everyone involved with his new found powers (children included) because he feels the world would be better off without a few assholes. He makes a pun (the choice is yours). running time 10 minutes with close to 120 minutes of extras.
Thank you all for enjoying my idea, even though it took as much time to think up such an idea as the story for "Revenge of the Nerds 4". But as long as everyone enjoys it and hopefully someone makes this movie, though I doubt they will, that's all that matters Your general enjoyment.
First: Thanks Chris for the review! Made me laugh a lot :D (I AM SO LATE FOR THIS :D) Second: I don't know, if you have analyzed this movie a little further since the upload, but here are some of my thoughts about it. Yes, the movie is weird, chaotic and more upsetting than creepy or scary. As Nicolas says himself throughout the movie, a lot doesn't make sense and maybe never will. But I think, that a few things actually make sense. Everything's OK: To me, he doesn't really smile, when he picks up the tape. That sentence is more like an ironic foreshadowing of what lies ahead of him. The car/truck scene: I believe that the mother and the daughter are from that island. Car unregistered, mother nervous, "they are moving", daughter acts weird. Maybe the truck was an assassin, who wanted them dead, before they can spread any info about that island. OR maybe they are just some unlucky people. Still though, the girl is the one he keeps seeing in the movie. Same red cardigan, same pigtails. I guess that Nicolas' desperate attempt to find the "missing girl" is his way of coping with his past and that he could not help that woman and girl in the car accident. The people on the island being all weird don't make it any easier for him. I guess the harder they work him, the more it is worth, that he doesn't give and eventually comes to the gathering willingly (at least that's what the bee queen says, but I'd call bullcrap). Men don't speak: Maybe they have their tongues cut out? This is my vage opinion, haha: Maybe instead of being circumcised after being born, boys just have their tongues being cut out. :D Taking away any words or freedom of speech from them, since women rule the island. As you said, the bee reference is pretty accurate. I am not sure about the phone calls, too. Not sure about other things. But these 3 things made sense to me. What do you think?
I took my wife to this movie on our first date... It was hilarious and we both talked about it over dinner. We were bothered by Cage's shoes the most, they didn't match his outfit. Been watching you for years Chris, not sure how I missed this review before, but glad TH-cam put it in my feed today. Thanks for the laughs.
Neil Labute hates humanity in general but there is definitely a misogynistic edge to his work. Supposedly this movie was so toxic that even frequent Labute actor Aaron Eckhart never worked with Labute again.
Somehow he doesn't mention it at all! Didn't watch all of this video though.. But not to mention it in the first few minutes?? Questionable film reviewing
Craziest part i just found out after rewatching is the thing they use to burn him alive, its not just him, as i first thought, there is live livestock and chickens in there with him.
You know, it's funny you're saying that, James Franco and a boatload of famous actors are making a movie about making of The Room with Franco as Tommy. Gonna be good yo!
2014 Chris: "Time travel gets invented in two years then I probably shouldn't do anything different, right?" 2019 Chris (after seeing Avengers: Endgame): That's not how time travel works!!
Massive plot hole I don't think you mentioned, Chris! In the end of the movie when the ladies have him surrounded, he tries to shoot them but they took the bullets in his gun. If you go back to the last time he slept or took off any clothing or equipment, he picks up his gun and checks the magazine. WHEN DID THEY TAKE THE BULLETS
I disagree that the scene with the lady and little girl are pointless....I'm not saying it was used well, but it's a piss poor version of how Dr Lector exposes Clarice's desire to save the kidnapped girl because she couldn't save the lamb. It was meant to show how he couldn't save that girl so he's really bent on finding this lost girl. Like I said not handled well, but was there for a reason
Midsommar(2019) = Wicker Man 2. Just about everything about Midsommar reminded me of this movie. I really want to know what your take on it is. If you haven't seen it check it out.
You're right about Nicolas Cage. He's been in some good movies and also in some real stinkers, however, no matter how bad the writing, the part, or even his acting can be, he's still quite entertaining and can hold an audience. It's simultaneously very strange and intriguing. Not sure what it is exactly but it's fun to see him even in those stinkers and The Wicker Man is DEFINITELY one of those. Super review!
The biggest issue w/ this movie is that Cage's character only acted like a cop once since he'd gotten to the island. There's no real investigation, no real deductive reasoning. He's just wandering from one set piece to another aimlessly as these crazy ladies give him the run around.
The whole thing about the girl + the truck is Cage is obviously tramuatized by the incident, and saving this other Little girl on the island is a form of redemption for him. And it gives the script cause to have "scary" PTSD dream sequences with dead little girls. It is unnecessary, saving the daughter of an old flame is motivation enough, and being on weirdo island looking for a girl who may be dead could cause scary dreams, but the truck sequence just sells it harder I guess.
2 things: 1.Wicker Man is now streaming on Netflix. 2. I've seen someone cosplay as Wicker Man Nick Cage with face cage and bees; HILARIOUS! (oh, and I enjoyed this video).
I disagree about The Italian Job. However, this film is an example of a remake done horribly wrong. On the other hand, I got a great laugh when I saw this film.
I watched the movie again yesterday only because this analysis made me laugh so hard. He does ask about the self-help tapes again and I think we're supposed to assume that they were stolen. Which is so ridiculous. "We can't let him listen to those tapes! He will grow too strong!" 😂
I refuse to believe Nic Cage was acting. The producers just told him a girl was missing and they needed his help.
That made me Laugh! A very long time! Hard! 🤣🤣
i read this comment and busted out laughing at the thought of that mental image XDDD
Don't be hating on my man Cage. Dude is legit.
Beautiful. So funny. Thank you. I'm laughing my ass off right now
EL34BluGlo Mandy and Color out of space are amazing
The scariest part was seeing that he bought it on Blu-ray.
Can’t wait for the 120fps version
He did say in the beginning that he's looking for a movie he hasn't seen before... as in he has a shelf full of blu-rays that he just bought without even watching them.
He has enough TH-cam followers to get free stuff
@@CrossoverGameReviews hes acting duh-doy!
4K blueray is still the best way to watch a movie in terms of quality overall.
_"What's in the bag? A shark or something?"_ -- a classic Nicolas Cage line!
Yeah there's got to be a shark or some heart or a woman crotch.
That shit had me dying
That’s when the movie bagged the shark.
HOWDITGETBURNEDHOWDITHETBURNEDHOWITGETBURNED!?!?!?
Nick Cage in a bear suit punching an old woman in the face. The single greatest moment in the history and future of movies.
Every moment in a Nicolas Cage movie is the greatest moment in history and future of movies. :P :P :P
Timliu92 ...Not really. You must not have seen like... a third of his movies. Even he fucking blows a third of the time.
+LordSpongy My statement is not to be taken seriously bro.
Timliu92 I ain't your bro.
LordSpongy My reaction to that scene: 😕
Also I don't think Nick Cage had a script. They just dropped him on the island I believe.
"Whats in the bag?A Shark?" - Oscar Winning actor Nicolas Cage,While Lost in a Island.
"KILL MEEEE! HADIGETBURN?! HOWTOGETBIRD?! HAWDUGEBURD?! HADIGEBUUUUUURN?!?!" Nick Cage after finding a doll.
Tropic Thunder style
Lololololzzzz....😂😂😂
It’s been 6 years and there’s no time travel, Chris you lied to us
It's because he time traveled and altered the future
I`m from the future, 2 months in the future to be precise, wdym there`s no time travel?
I'm from the future.
I'm here to tell you that trump got a LOT of kids to drink bleach.
not much else is different.
bleach is sold behind the counter now tho.
A Frog soon you’ll be in the present
He put it in the player differently.
"Nicholas has been let out of the Cage." I can't seriously believe I've never heard something like that before. Brilliant line, seriously, brilliant.
"This is Nicolas Cage at his absolute... cage-y-est." (Nostalgia Critic - Ghost Rider 2 review)
Nicholas....cage them
a line from penguins of madagascar.
AHHHHHHHH!!!! NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEESS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE GOING IN MY EYES!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Greatest line in cinema history.
Patrick Bateman "it even has a watermark"
introverted guy don't just stare at it, eat it.
It's been two years since this review and we still haven't gotten time travel. You lied to me Chris!
Did you try Walmart?
+The Rockstar Assassin Chris telling himself not to watch this movie must have fucked up the space-time continuum.
+The Rockstar Assassin obviously, Chris had future knowledge of time travel existing so he hogged it all for himself.
All these responses are fucking amazing!
+The Rockstar Assassin It's the dirty 1% stakeholders at Walmart! They're holding out on us! Storm the gates!
Nic Cage would be exactly the type of actor I would choose to be. Turned in reputable performances early on, won his Oscar and gained prestige/respect, picture up the house - job done. After that I would make any old shit for the pay check, but also to push the boundaries of my acting. With weaker scripts and being an ex Oscar winner and a household name, you have less restrictions set upon you by the director to really let loose and also less responsibility if it doesn’t work out as the film was never going to be a masterpiece to begin with. I suspect this is why Nick Cage makes garbage because he’s a genius.
I thought he did all of those garbage films to pay for his castle and dinosaur skeletons
His personal life tells a different story
He spent all his money on dumb shit and now owes the government a lot of money in taxes, that's why he takes every gig. He makes some good movies from time to time, but he is desperate for cash.
I too have decided to come out of the closet and proudly declare that I am a Nicolas Cage fan!
Yeah recently found out he’s in debt “The unbearable weight of massive talent” touches on it lol
Sooo it's been 4 years and no time travel at wal-mart...
6 years
.......still nothing
Yeah, he changed the outcome of this reality.
Quien diría que Morpho cómics ve a Chris
I can confirm I saw a time travel device being sold at my Walmart last week. But you can literally only go forwards or backwards within 2020 so I didnt bother as the whole year was $hi!.
@@hefdzsyz currently on a little island in the south Pacific its 9 January 2020. Why dont you get one of those machine thingys from Walmart and join me?
Nick Cage is such a wildcard. He's in the best and the worst movies of all time. Main problem: He takes any and every role that is offered to him.
Player Review He's like the M. Night Shyamalan of actors
I know the worst. What are the best?
Alexandre Martins face off
@@alexandresobreiramartins9461 Con air, the rock, gone in 60 seconds.
@@alexandresobreiramartins9461 wild at heart,raising arizona,leaving las vegas,matchstick men,8mm,snake eyes,red rock west
I just found this channel a day ago. I haven’t been able to stop watching his videos.. help me.
No! Keep watching! Or we'll put you in a suit filled with bees.
😂🤣
Penn Cage same here
Definitely one of the best film reviewers on TH-cam
Kris B definitely! He’s super passionate about films which makes these reviews a lot more refreshing to see.
Got to agree with you Chris. No matter whether his movies are good or bad, Cage never stops entertaining us. For that alone the man is a legend.
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY
Only Nic Cage could say a line that absurd with a serious look on his face. It's hard to believe someone actually wrote that line and boy am I glad they did
it looks more like an improv
Nicolas Cage doesn't care if his acting is good, he just tries to be entertaining
If he wasn't trying to be serious in the Wicker Man it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
Nick Cage never read a script he didn't like.
No, he never saw a paycheck he could resist.
pretorious700 to be fair it’s never really a paycheck if you are in debt 24/7
Well, a Capricorn being the one of the triplicate materialistic signs. Doesn't take a genius to guess the motives, other than the twisted feminism.
Dumb question maybe but how much debt has he got? Bad investments or what?
@@storywala88 millions at his peak he had 2 castles around 20 rolls Royce's a private island plus parties and he had them on loans so when he had to default on his loans when he got less work.
No time travel in 2016.
0/10 review is unrealistic.
Since Chris didn't listen to Future Chris, it prevented Time Travel from being created.
But future Chris still watched the movie, and time travel was still created
He knew the price of time travelling in Walmart
I don't know what you are talking about, I saw them on the Walmart shelves for about a week, until someone issued a law suit for inadequate labeling and they yanked them.
TigerKirby215 But Im from the future its 2017
Pilot on the ground with eyes and mouth sewn shut, and is clearly dead
Nicolas Cage: "Whoa! are you ok?!"
Okay...I may have read clearly as celery for a moment.
You look like the love child of Paul Rudd and Chris Pratt.
Enter the Void oh my gosh. This is so good!
Enter the Void 😂😂😂
That’s... actually very accurate lol
In the best way possible lol
Keep it in your pants
16:35 Oh my fucking god, "Nicolas has been let out of the Cage" is the best quote to describe the one and only Nicolas Cage I have ever heard.
*Nicholas Cage punches lady*
Nicholas has been let out of the cage!
I couldn’t stop laughing XD
Cage Rage
Why does everyone get his name wrong
@@steveguy3 Idea for a movie: Nicolas Cage takes vengeance on everyone who ever misspelt his name. We can call it Method Acting preparation for his inevitable casting as Wolverine.
Idk why I’m watching this now but I always tell people how this was the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Let alone in theater. First time I actually said “this is so bad” out loud while watching a movie. Also first time I’ve seen people actually walk out of the theater. It is really, insanely bad. And for that, it’s so great. LOL
Nicolas Cage is probably the most interesting actors today. No one else has such a range between so unimaginably terrible to actually pretty good. Watching his movies in a marathon is really an experience that I recommend doing on a Saturday with some friends, pizza and alcohol. It's like a roller coaster ride.
But Adam Sandler tho
Sydney Wierenga
true, but he along with many others started good/decent and just lost it. Nick Cage jumps back and forth between good and terrible, which is way more interesting because you never know which you're gonna get.
+Zer0Hour17 Nicholas resides in the rarest of lands, Schrodinger's Cage. Sometimes you open up and you get a really good actor. But sometimes, you unleash something else...
+Sydney Wierenga wouldn't compare them though. Adam Sandler has become a disgrace, doing shit movies because they make more money and because of lazyness. Nicolas is an Oscar winner. But He lost all of his money and needed to be in these shit movies which destroyed his reputation. But I am certain that he is still an amazing actor
SuperHarryFan ADAM sander was NEVER good. He was never fucking funny. He's been shit since he was doing standup. Ugh I can't fucking stand him. Idk why but I haven't been this angry typing a comment.
What's in the bag? A shark? Greatest line ever I literally died
That and the bear suit killed me when I watched the movie for the first time
Tyler Jacobson no you're not literally dead, otherwise you wouldn't be typing that.
imacookie12 he could of died for a moment and came back to life.
+Ash Cooper no literally. Heart stopped for fifteen seconds.
I watched The Wicker Man (1973) yesterday and it was great and philosofical and thrilling with a weird tone and twist. Today I watched The Wicker Man 2006. It was hilariocity
Chris deserves an Oscar for those two performances at the start.
Yeah, but not for editing, though. The eyelines don't match.
NTX35 Now that is going to bother me unless Chris admits he watched Breathless.
NTX35 well nobody is perfect
I know it's late but he got robbed at the oscar.
Well it's 2019, where the fuck's my time travel walmart?
it's the time line
Blame Trump
Thanks to Chris we don't have it.
@@ggFinn1 tremendous!
Your "Vampire's Kiss" impression is so bang-on that it's almost scary.
The original British version is a great film.
pretorious700 Definatley.
I always watch the great original right before the Nic Cage version because it just makes the Nic Cage version so much funnier given how much they butchered.
No. No it is not.
Rhabdo B yes it is
@@rhabdob3895 How???
6:11 "I like to touch rusty spoons with mah salad fingas."
hahahaha!!!!!!!
I know I’m 7 years late to the party, but these hilariocity movies are going to eventually make me piss myself from laughing. You’re one of the best youtubers out there man. Keep it up!
Same. Lol check out the Batman videos
Hasn’t Chris stopped doing movie reviews these days
@@thedon3976 yeah.. he's only doing reviews on movies he likes now so I don't think we gonna get these videos no more 😔
Requested Hilariocities:
1. Godzilla 1998
2. Super Mario Bros
3. The Last Airbender
4. A Good Day to Die Hard
5. Fant4stic
Joshua McDonald please review last airbender
Whenever I make time for it I'll post a review for it. Right now I'm a little busy with 4 other reviews & booking a lot of acting work. 😉😉
That movie had better prepare itself because I'm not going to hold back on it 😂😂😂
Gotta be honest here - Godzilla by Emmerich is definitely a guilty pleasure for me. Yeah, the plot is stupid for the most part and the acting is...just bad. But come on - it has Jean Reno. He's awesome, even if they made him play a poor version of himself.
+Giddy Kapa He made one for the Mario movie
Nope. Godzilla 2014 was millions of miles better than that 1998 atrocity. The 1998 film wasn't Godzilla & the 2014 film was Godzilla.
You know what could have saved this film? At the end, when Cage is facing off against all the women, instead of them breaking his legs and burning him, he pulls out a M2 Machine Gun and mows them all down. Then after everyone is dead, he slings the gun over his shoulder, and with a cocky grin says, "Bitches."
Then he lights them on fire and says their hot and puts on sunglasses
***** Oh, that's a good idea. Instead of bullets, the gun shoots bees at them.
+Dark Mountain Productions Even better, the gun shoots bears. Bears love honey.
+JQXJQ Maybe he should shoot out bees and have honey grenades while riding a bear
I'd fucking pay to see that ending
Cage played the asian parent quite well
"ARGHH, NOT THE B'S!!!"
Twot plist
Dat's waisis!
Lmfao
XD
@zerocooltx the best kind
Chris, how have you not yet done a Hilariocity review of Vampire's Kiss yet. Nicolas Cage on absolute top form. COMPLETELY trumps the Wicker Man's levels of batshit
I believe the movie can be summed up in one sentence:
Nicholas Cage yells at people, punches women in a bear costume, and fears the bees.
More Nicolas Cage vs Feminists. Cage becomes a nuisance on the island until they get their revenge.
"Killing me won't bring back your godammed honey!"
"Worker bees - another bee pun". Actually, it's not so much a pun, it's actually related to bees. Male bees (drones) purpose in the hive is only to breed.
So basically, Summer Isles is a mirror of a bee hive.
yes!! that's why its filled with women! and worker men! wow
yes! that's why there are so many women they are worker bees! and the males are drones
"Not the beads!"
Me in bed with my gf
*laughs nervously*
"Not the B's!"
My reaction to my exam results.
JESUS!!!!!
"There's no such thing as 'self help'. If somebody else provided it, it's just 'help' "...George Carlin
MacNulty O'Sullivan lmao why did I think of the same thing when he talked about the self help book 😂😂😂 RIP George Carlin.
Died before I had the chance to appreciate him while he was alive. Millennial problems
how did it get burned HOW DID IT GET BURNED
I DON'T KNOW.
thanks for the suggestion chris, but i can't watch this movie, cause... MY EYES! I LOVE MY EYES!!!
I always thought he said "Oh no, my eyes..." but "I love my eyes" is so much funnier 😂
4:17
Did you just hate on ConAir???
That movie is awesome and a classic 90s action film.
It's also a great IQ pointer.
@@pretorious700 😂😂😂
Con Air is a guilty pleasure for me, but that accent Nic Cage did was pretty bad.
the film is one of the movies of all time
It legit felt like a M Might Shamalanamjgg film.
it was better. M night shamalan movies suck ass.
Supermovies SHYAMALAN IS NOT A BAD DIRECTOR!!!! His only bad movies were The Last Airbender and After Earth.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris and the village tbh
Supermovies Hes got a lot of potential but hes just worn out and influenced by Micheal bay movies too much
Look at his older work its just phenomenal I loved that movie with Mr.glass and such I think its called unbreakable true master piece though every fcking critic on IMBD while rating it just compares it to sixth sense like fcking see the fcking movie its a whole other genre plus he revealed that Unbreakable 2 is coming in his newest movie via Bruce Willis in the last scene of his newest movie Split I am just jacked I am just hoping this is the turning point at which he will finally go back to his roots
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris and also The Happening
Ok Chris, you literally brought me to tears with the”oh my god” impression !!😂🤣😂
Thanks !
Can we have a sequel where Nicholas Cage comes back from the dead and kills everyone?
You mean like the Candyman? 😜
Justin Walker What is that?
@@therainenetwork3510 you never heard of candyman? You must have been living under a rock
Yeah and it should be called "Wicker man" without "the". I can see it playing out like a normal horror movie. Some innocent people being killed here and there. The protagonist just some teen or something. But the real plot twist is she and her community arent so innocent with their dark history being revealed.
Yup....while wearing a bee suit.
Funny thing: the girlfriend's ridiculously-puffy-thanks-to-plastic-surgery lips? The style is called "bee stung"! Coincidence? I think not! /s
bahahahaa
1. cut a hole in the bag
2.put a shark in that bag
And That's the way you dooo it!
It's a shark in the bag...
A shark in the bag girl!
Put the shark back in the box
Producers of this movie speaking to director:
"WE DECIDED TO GRANT YOU ONE DREAM SEQUENCE.
WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!
(WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!)
(WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!)
(WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!)"
I see what you did there :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL....
Bad Hollywood Sequel:
The Wicker Man 2: Out of the Cage. Nicholas Cage's Character comes back this time as the Ghost Rider. He gets his revenge by killing everyone involved with his new found powers (children included) because he feels the world would be better off without a few assholes. He makes a pun (the choice is yours). running time 10 minutes with close to 120 minutes of extras.
hahahahahahahaha
I'd buy that for a dollar
Thank you all for enjoying my idea, even though it took as much time to think up such an idea as the story for "Revenge of the Nerds 4". But as long as everyone enjoys it and hopefully someone makes this movie, though I doubt they will, that's all that matters Your general enjoyment.
Trak the Cat HERE'S YOU GOD DAMN HONEY!!! ( Throws a container of flamming honey at a woman dressed as a bear.
Woman dressed as bear: OH NO!!! THE BEEEEES!!!!!!
cage: what's in the bag? my career or something?
i died at this. u kill me
First: Thanks Chris for the review! Made me laugh a lot :D (I AM SO LATE FOR THIS :D)
Second: I don't know, if you have analyzed this movie a little further since the upload, but here are some of my thoughts about it.
Yes, the movie is weird, chaotic and more upsetting than creepy or scary. As Nicolas says himself throughout the movie, a lot doesn't make sense and maybe never will. But I think, that a few things actually make sense.
Everything's OK: To me, he doesn't really smile, when he picks up the tape. That sentence is more like an ironic foreshadowing of what lies ahead of him.
The car/truck scene: I believe that the mother and the daughter are from that island. Car unregistered, mother nervous, "they are moving", daughter acts weird. Maybe the truck was an assassin, who wanted them dead, before they can spread any info about that island. OR maybe they are just some unlucky people. Still though, the girl is the one he keeps seeing in the movie. Same red cardigan, same pigtails. I guess that Nicolas' desperate attempt to find the "missing girl" is his way of coping with his past and that he could not help that woman and girl in the car accident. The people on the island being all weird don't make it any easier for him. I guess the harder they work him, the more it is worth, that he doesn't give and eventually comes to the gathering willingly (at least that's what the bee queen says, but I'd call bullcrap).
Men don't speak: Maybe they have their tongues cut out? This is my vage opinion, haha: Maybe instead of being circumcised after being born, boys just have their tongues being cut out. :D Taking away any words or freedom of speech from them, since women rule the island. As you said, the bee reference is pretty accurate.
I am not sure about the phone calls, too. Not sure about other things. But these 3 things made sense to me. What do you think?
My wish list:
-Street Fighter
-Birdemic
-Troll 2
-Manos the Hands of Fate
-Any Uwe Boll movie
-Creepshow 3
-Doom
-Rollerball (remake)
-Legend of Chun-Li
You should add a vampires kiss to the wish list
Chris said he would do Vampire's Kiss but he never did.
Manos the Hands of Fate is sooooo bad. it was painful to watch even on MST3K
I love this movie, It's random and crazy and it looks like they tried so hard to make it so serious, but...
Jake Mize Like a so bad it's good film?
Actually I'm searching for a physical copy, would be nice on my own hilariocity shelf...
Chris,
I am a long time dedicated fan. I believe I speak for everyone...we love these video reviews...hopefully someday you bring them back!
when he starts knocking woman out I pissed the bed
where is troll 2 hilariocity review??
Best worst movie ever!
+Badge Man Samurai Cop
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Rhythm trolls 2 is a THING?!
"Sorry, I remember things." Has to be one of the most honest things I've ever heard.
"What's in the bag - a shark or something?" .......A SHARK?!?!?!? OMFG! What?!?!
Am I the only person who actually loves Con Air?
Con Air is awesome
No, it's highly entertaining schlock!
I wouldn't say I love it but it's a good movie
I like con air
Cyrus the Virus is the best lol
I took my wife to this movie on our first date... It was hilarious and we both talked about it over dinner. We were bothered by Cage's shoes the most, they didn't match his outfit.
Been watching you for years Chris, not sure how I missed this review before, but glad TH-cam put it in my feed today. Thanks for the laughs.
it's not "battle of the sexes" so much as "the director clearly has issues with women" 😂
Having your main character run around in a bear suit punching women isn't exactly the best way to make them likable xD
Croakinc36 I disagree.
Neil Labute hates humanity in general but there is definitely a misogynistic edge to his work. Supposedly this movie was so toxic that even frequent Labute actor Aaron Eckhart never worked with Labute again.
Music to eat Froot to And some of these commenters here as well
Neil LaBute? The guy that made In the Company of Men? NOO!
You should grade this movie a Bee?
That would bee so dumb
When I need a pick-me-up, I come here and rewatch your amazing review of The wicker man. Year after year, it makes me laugh every time.
Chris Stuckman's impersonations are gold... Dude can impersonate anybody...
Na Chris "Con Air" was a good action movie lol
I feel like you’re making fun of my shark bag.
The original is really good, this is the shitty 2006 remake.
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Love the original!
Somehow he doesn't mention it at all! Didn't watch all of this video though.. But not to mention it in the first few minutes?? Questionable film reviewing
dude you have to watch everything before commenting xD, and yes he does mention it
Saxphone Rick Dude like totally. Radical. Totes agree, for real like dude.
when I first watched this I felt bad for Nick Cage at the end, it actually was really upsetting.
EF Entertainment same 😭
Craziest part i just found out after rewatching is the thing they use to burn him alive, its not just him, as i first thought, there is live livestock and chickens in there with him.
same
The original version with Christopher Lee was better. Actually scary.
Patrick Kitts Yes.
Terror Tower Ÿëš
The big reveal makes up for the dodgy acting. It’s actually one of my favourite movies of all time
You know wat'd be awesome? If the Room gets remade and that remake turns out to be one of the best movies ever.
Let's get the Room so much likes that it'll actually happen, people!
Yes people (-: Going good. Only a bazillion likes left
I didn't expect 30 people to take this serious haha, but let's try to reach 100, just for fun.
You know, it's funny you're saying that, James Franco and a boatload of famous actors are making a movie about making of The Room with Franco as Tommy. Gonna be good yo!
TheMarionick it's going to happen
Um, are you sure this movie has your favorite use of "Oh my god"? What about Troll 2, Chris?
2014 Chris: "Time travel gets invented in two years then I probably shouldn't do anything different, right?"
2019 Chris (after seeing Avengers: Endgame): That's not how time travel works!!
Massive plot hole I don't think you mentioned, Chris! In the end of the movie when the ladies have him surrounded, he tries to shoot them but they took the bullets in his gun.
If you go back to the last time he slept or took off any clothing or equipment, he picks up his gun and checks the magazine. WHEN DID THEY TAKE THE BULLETS
ArchColbert after he went back to sleep duh
A bigger plot hole is why after they went through his stuff the first time did they leave his gun with him.
I disagree that the scene with the lady and little girl are pointless....I'm not saying it was used well, but it's a piss poor version of how Dr Lector exposes Clarice's desire to save the kidnapped girl because she couldn't save the lamb.
It was meant to show how he couldn't save that girl so he's really bent on finding this lost girl.
Like I said not handled well, but was there for a reason
That's how I read it too. It's his motivation.
Thank you for your public service of watching these hilarious atrocities for us. You are a good man, Chris.
Your Drive poster is awesome!!
+Ross Mumper They might have wifi.
Kazuite6 ha
Now what would you know about awesome posters? you know nothing
Midsommar(2019) = Wicker Man 2.
Just about everything about Midsommar reminded me of this movie. I really want to know what your take on it is. If you haven't seen it check it out.
d lol shut up
You're right about Nicolas Cage. He's been in some good movies and also in some real stinkers, however, no matter how bad the writing, the part, or even his acting can be, he's still quite entertaining and can hold an audience. It's simultaneously very strange and intriguing. Not sure what it is exactly but it's fun to see him even in those stinkers and The Wicker Man is DEFINITELY one of those. Super review!
The biggest issue w/ this movie is that Cage's character only acted like a cop once since he'd gotten to the island. There's no real investigation, no real deductive reasoning. He's just wandering from one set piece to another aimlessly as these crazy ladies give him the run around.
Also, I'm not sure I'd rather you tackle Anaconda or Road House next.
The Dashboard
dude you need to be "roundhoused!" lol.
"You know, I can eat a peach for hours."
Especially when the peach is an 18 year old ass.
@@Sixstringman whaaaaat??? U killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ty
I miss these old Stuckmann videos
That being said, the original Christopher Lee wicker man was awesome.
The original Wicker man is really good & actually disturbing, but this….yeah.
Man, your channel is a gold mine of quality content
The whole thing about the girl + the truck is Cage is obviously tramuatized by the incident, and saving this other Little girl on the island is a form of redemption for him. And it gives the script cause to have "scary" PTSD dream sequences with dead little girls. It is unnecessary, saving the daughter of an old flame is motivation enough, and being on weirdo island looking for a girl who may be dead could cause scary dreams, but the truck sequence just sells it harder I guess.
Heh. With just a little editing, this could be the best, darkest parody ever made.
Vampire's kiss
The best dark comedy
+The Utopian Critic "It's a horrible, horrible job. You...have...to do it. You...have to. Or I'll fire you, do you understand?" xD
+Nicholas Hassan I'M A VAMPIRE!!!!! I'M A VAMPIRE!! I'M A VAMPIRE!!!!
+Nicholas Hassan I'm a vampire.... KILL MEH, KILL MEH, KILL MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+emmy sia You know, A, B, C, D, E, F, G....
You just created multiple timelines, Chris.
"We all carry sharks in a bag, right?"
Well I don't know what *you* do with *your* bags on the weekends, but it can't be more important than a shark
It's been 2 years. Where's my time machine?
Well, it's 2017 now, where's Jaws 19?
Past Chris must have knew about the time machine, so one day he was bored and told Walmart staff not to make a time machine.
It's 2019.
The year of the original Blade Runner...
20:20 had me in stitches man
“Owhh MaGawd. OWHH MAGAWDDDD!” 😂😂😂
Dude I cracked up into tears when he called those people "BITCHES ! BITCHES" 😭
2 things: 1.Wicker Man is now streaming on Netflix.
2. I've seen someone cosplay as Wicker Man Nick Cage with face cage and bees; HILARIOUS!
(oh, and I enjoyed this video).
“Once nic cage is freed he’s prett mad, and *wet* and mad, and extremely *mad”*
I feel like this was the direction for that scene
Some classics should NEVER be remade and this like the Italian job and many others is an excellent example of that.
I disagree about The Italian Job. However, this film is an example of a remake done horribly wrong. On the other hand, I got a great laugh when I saw this film.
I watched the movie again yesterday only because this analysis made me laugh so hard. He does ask about the self-help tapes again and I think we're supposed to assume that they were stolen. Which is so ridiculous. "We can't let him listen to those tapes! He will grow too strong!" 😂
You’re in for a shock Stuckmann if you do ever actually meet a heroin addict! 🤣🤣 They don’t look like that!
robbie9fow right 🤣 I was thinking the same
literally
He was allergic to bee stings and was not even slightly worried about going to an island that's main export was honey.
Why would you even own the wicker man on blu ray?
Ed_ward because it’s hilarious and nice avatar
Probably cost him a couple bucks lmao
because the blu rays in his eyes! it's in his eye!
Shits and giggles?
@@publicserviceannouncements2103 what's in the bag? A shark or something?
Around the 11:50 min mark I know you were trying for a Nic Cage voice but I got some serious Napoleon Dynamite vibes, I just needed the GOSH!
I just went to the Long Island Wal-Mart and bought the time traveling machine