The Happening - Hilariocity Review
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Chris Stuckmann reviews M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel in his continuing series of reviews for movies that are such atrocities, they're hilarious. - บันเทิง
Your impression of Mark Wahlberg in the Happening is amazing.
In the Happening?!
"I hear you whispering, planing on stealing something" " no mame, were not" "Trying to murder me in my sleep" Whhhaaaaaat, nooooooo"
His Adam Sandler impression is spot on as well.
LordIncest "Boo-pi boopity-doo! I don't say shit, I say poop!" XD
Captain Jack Sparrow is pursued by an old rival, Armando Salazar, who along with his Spaniard Navy ghost crew has escaped from the Devil's Triangle, and is determined to kill every pirate at sea. Jack seeks the Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that grants its possessor total control over the seas, in order to defeat Salazar
*Shyamalan:* "Mark, I want you to say every line as a question and come across as a confused child."
*Wahlberg:* "What? No!"
*Shyamalan:* "Yeah, like that."
Nice
@Gerry Buckets someone's in a bad mood
Gerry Buckets U mad bro?
@@markstaud The Other Guys is awesome.
@Gerry Buckets you might need heavy medication.
Chris: Was that a “Comedy” or a “Drama”?
I: It was a “Coma”.
A dramadey
Scientific and drama
You shouldn’t touch kids bro
Gods watching
Or..............Both. (LOL)
the0nly. stackss does that make it “dick flick”?
M. Night is the Nick Cage of Directors. Immensely talented but swings at everything he can, and either turns in a masterpiece or a "masterpiece".
“Felt wrong not to swing”
Underrated comment
Shyamalan, in recent years it's like his mind doesn't work right. He doesn't seem to be able to represent in his mind the reaction of the audience at all. Those scenes were hilarious but he genuinely thought we should feel fear or something? How?
It may be the same with Travolta and Cage. They look for challenges but they can't seem to be able to notice their own weirdness, at least I think Travolta can't.
“master piece of shit”
@@Alfonso88279It's like somebody kidnapped m night and replaced him with an incomplete prototype clone of m night.
Scariest movie monster ever.
Gently. Rustling. Leaves.
Watched Honest Trailer, didn't you?
Have you seen the Japanese movie chasing worlds?
Shin gojira got something to say bout that
Quasi Mofo OH NO! NOT THE LEAVES! NOT THE LEAVES!
Radioactive Powerhouse AAAAAAAAAAAAH. THEY'R IN MY EYES. MY EYES. AAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i find it hilarious that mark actually questioned the director about why theyre doing stupid shit
then night laughs like his jokeing and mark is like no dude im fucking serious what are you doing
Thats the best part. As their filming you can see him realize he's gotta fire his agent
The stereotypical bad actor action movie star actually had a brain.
Whoah.
OSanoBR
😆
Dude just do what I say or I'll replace you with Nicolas Cage. " How'd it get burned??????? How'd it get burned??????? How'd it get burned???????"
This whole time Jennifer Lawrence is pointing an arrow at Chris in the background lol
fung csmfung Chris look out behind you!
"Stick to the script and nobody gets hurt"
fung csmfung lol good catch. She knows..Jennifer Lawrence always knows
You high too?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought this movie is a tragedy , but now i know its a comedy
Hamada AbuSnaina how the fuck is a comedy ?
@@wavyyvibez3278 *smokes cigarette* you wouldn't get it
What? No!
Pissicist lol okay 🤔🤔
Once you lose your mind, comedy and drama are the same thing.
The scene where Zooey deschanel starts talking about the mood ring saying she was horny... in front of the kid... was just awkward
You could have taken out the " about the mood ring saying she was horny... in front of the kid..." section of your comment and it would be totally accurate.
R Brandon P so the part where zoey deschanel starts talking was awkward pretty much
Mexican with a Schecter Totally. She is just a noticeably terrible actress.
Mexican with a Schecter OOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!
Horny people don't think straight.
Chernobyl achieved what the Happening never could it made wind scary.
Jokerz 79 😂
Sadly I watched the happening when I was 8 or 9 so it actually succeeded and I’m scared of he wind...
Holy Hand Grenades I know but you see I was 8 or 9 and the wind was scary idk how to explain 🙂
@@Aminangela twister am I a joke to you
Holy Hand Grenades I was 8 or 9 and the happening made me scared of chemicals released by trees
Wahlberg playing any character who is supposed to be smart already makes this a comedy.
He rocked in The Italian Job
😆
🤣
Yeah, he's an utter dumptruck.
Smarter than any of you in many, many regards
This dude Chris is eating a hotdog with no condiments is the real question
He's psychotic lol
"You like hotdogs, right?"
Hotdogs get a bad rap.
Y do eat hot dog like that
That's not a question lol
that military guy looks like Shia LaBeoufs and Adam Sandlers child.
its called a sex change good sir.
imacookie12 That's not how a sex change works. All those accomplish is making you look like the opposite sex. Genetically and biologically, you're still the original one.
Makes it pretty pointless in my opinion. Might as well just dress up in drag and save the money.
+imacookie12 I am now scared.
so he's an aggressively motivational unfunny cannibal?
Hola
Shyamalan: "Canned goods."
He's not wrong.
True. But, this is also an issue as this isn't a post apocalyptic world. Its a pre-apocalyptic world. So, a chunk of the actions don't comply with the natural need to find resources, weapons and then shelter. They would have checked stores first and if it'd been an airborne bioweapon attack staying inside would have been smarter.
@@oddeyes9413 agreed not to mention the thousands, upon thousands of empty houses from people fleeing. Breaking into a country house is insane anyway. More than likely houses you spot when you are out in the middle of nowhere have arsenals that rival the US military.
Mark looked genuinely pissed off xD
All of you idiots would starve if your power went.
Why would there be canned goods if no one is there it is boarded up after all
The mark wahlberg impressions are so spot on 😂👏🏻
If u didn’t have such a fat chin I’d say you were cute but I don’t have my glasses on to be fair
@@recondogohome360 the fuck?
The suicide thing happened whenever a large group of people were assembled together. This was the first movie about social distancing, over a decade before it was relevant.
came here to say something about the elite using movies to tell you what would happen in the future.
sure seems like a heads-up abt the current happening, dunit?
@@ThePiscesmMended nah you seem dumb as fuck and susceptible
All it needed was instead of the thing just ending the survivors learn adapt to their new dystopian life and wear masks to filter out the toxins from the oxygen
@None of That Matters Bro help me
It’s a film not a movie
What! No...
lmao😂😂
Maybe that's a bad idea?!
lopfi lottfi Is it plants (flowers) or plants (chemicals)?
Chris Stuckmann - "The hot dog scene doesn't get enough attention, it's funny, it's got my favourite character. You like the hot dog scene, right?"
AwesomeAlex500 😂😂
Walburg’s acting was so strange in this movie.
Every line is spoken in the different tones of "Come, on man. Are you serious? You can't be serious."
When isn’t it?
"WHAT????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
It’s a film not a movie
Yes, bad real bad kinda unwatchable
The Happening walked so Bird Box could run.
When someone says The Happening was the best Mark Wahlberg movie
WHAT? NOOO
That's like if someone said Age of Extinction was his best role
I mean he was good in it for what he was given but the movie is sadly not
+Leopold Litchenstein (SpongeBobfan1.5) he was pretty bad in age of extinction. him in pain and gain was by far a better performance
edups He was also given a pretty poor script to work with though, so I guess he can be forgiven
the departed
he totally stole the show in that movie in fact he's the only one that got an oscar nomination
I seen this in theaters and you could see the boom mics in the corner of the screen in some scenes lol
Aha, it wasn't the plants. It was the boom mics all along!
+Scotty Peterson Jr
Are you serious? LOL
it be like that sometimes
+zTyko You don't think it be like that, but it do.
+Anne Onymous you're right...It Do.
Any movie that has people talking to plants is a masterpiece in my book.
Lol
Little Shop of Horrors? 😂
Troll 2?
Loved the humor in that scene.Great comic relief in an otherwise dark film.
It’s a film not a movie
Trains will most definitely just stop if they "lose contact with everybody." Trains need those everybody to not crash constantly.
Exactly, but probs wouldn’t let everyone out of the train, everyone would just be stuck there forever lol
But what about the train further back on the line? There would be a slight risk of collision.
@@HappyBeezerStudios thats why they would all stop
I guess if you stop a train in the middle of nowhere, you're welcoming the next train to crush into your iron ass from behind
They would stop as soon as they get to a red board or they reach the furthest point to which they are authorized to proceed.
come on guys take an interest in signs
whaaat? noooo
+Oscar Kirk dont no about him but i loved it
+Kartikaye Prasad if you are talking about chris, its the movie that made him love movies and its one of his favorites of all time
+Nickzad Rafieha i know i was talking about oscar kirk
M.night subliminal messages
The original bird box real talk
It fully is
@Alcoon Slambag Both are awful lol
Bird Box is more highly reviewed
@@galleryofrogues but still a very meh film
Silent place is the original bird box
"We've lost contact."
"With whom???"
"...Everyone."
Sometimes it’s ok to hit children
But never ok to touch them
M Night: "why do I hear boss battle music?"
Grass: *waves softly*
Matk Wahlberg looked genuinely embarrassed to be in this movie
Which is weird why he chose this movie to be embarrassed about since all his movies are embarrassing
Transformers Last Knight is just as bad.
You obviously haven't seen the Fighter. Damn good film
Boogie Nights, The Basketball Diaries, Three Kings, The Departed, Shooter, The Fighter, The Other Guys, and Lone Survivor are all great. He should do more like these.
What?! noooo
The Happening belongs to the 50's , people that time would love it.
This is so true. if this movie came out then, it'd be a classic lol
Merxenary exactly 👍
After watching invasion of the body snatchers, I feel that what he was going for.
Oh he did say it was meant to be like The Birds (1963) and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956). source: wikipedia
RamiFive4Five
the only problem with that is no one's pants are jacked up high enough and not everyone in the movie looks like they're 50 regardless of what age they are supposed to be portraying.
Hitchcock: Showers!
Stephen King: Toilets!
Hitchcock: Birds!
M. Night: Plants!
😆
I didn't get the Stephen king's reference but everything else was hilarious
@@xWriterclarenocturnexx oh ok. Thanks.
The opening shot of the movie telegraphs the entire thing. Literally, the first five seconds, and I said "Okay, so it's the trees."
I found no joy in being right.
Your impersonation of Markie Mark is awesome. Too funny.
The Mark Wahlberg impression killed me every single goddamn time
I love your impersonation of mark Wahlberg. It's spot on. I remember watching the scene where everyone was jumping off the building with my sister and she was dying laughing
Yeah if trains lose contact and gps they stop. Otherwise you will probably hit another train. Trains are a delicate orchestration.
Basketball Diaries and The Departed unquestionably his best performances. Literally everything else he’s done is completely crap.
@Valkyrie Me too. The movie should have relied the info but it's so bad it forgot...
If the train did not stop, derailed or hit another train, it would have been a better movie. Oh, wasn’t that used in his other movie.
That's the first thing that came to my mind as well. Trains use a single rail for 2 way traffic in places. Considering how long it takes for a train to actually stop it's reasonable you'd want 2 stations with traffic going between them to be completely synchronized. Otherwise it's basically a guaranteed disaster.
You know, I actually liked The Village even when it came out. And the twist ending - the reason why so many people hated it - was actually part of why I liked it.
***** Because humans wearing monster outfits and making animal sounds somehow makes no sense whatsoever?
dracocrusher the village was such garbage. I cant stand it when people try saying that was his last good movie, that was his first awful movie. Signs was not great either but by comparison of The Village its a flawless Oscar worthy masterpiece.
Michael Colby Signs makes a lot more sense if you watch it with the "The Aliens are actually Demons in Disguise" theory in mind... but it's still pretty stupid either way.
dracocrusher I agree, but its a lot better than The Village
Michael Colby Yeah, definitely.
Chris, your videos as of late have been making me insanely happy. Thank you.
AAAAAH I FOUND YOU 3 YEARS AGO
BECAUSEVIDEOGAMES I agree
Jake didn’t know you and Chris were friends
Ayyyyyyyyy Jake Baldino
wait what??? why are you in here? go back to uncle Falcon
I rewatch this review at least twice a month for pureeee enjoyment 😭😭
I've watched you for ten years and I've never seen you do a better impression...I wished you had time to do hilariocitys again cause I could just watch this all day...your sense of humor is spot on for me because I just get your style, always have
Supporter for live here
The movie makes me wanna mow my lawn...
The lawn mower scene lol
Thank you for your service🤤🤤😂😂😂
Yeah me to and the lawnmower man
Yeah I’m just gonna lay on the grass and let you mow over me
Thanks
Hot dog with no sauce, unthinkable.
Unsubscribbled.
people from NY think ketchup is an abomination
joe mcnoe oh yeah lol
Unsubbed
+deadpixel Wanted to say the same thing. So bland lol
I have been consistently coming back to this review throughout the years whenever I want a good laugh.
Chris sounds exactly like Walberg too, the mannerisms and the bulge eyes 😆 😂
I know why Chris didn't like the movie
He's not interested in science
Whaaat noooo
KingpinPasta Wrong. If your talking about it after the movie it's good.
Come on Chris, take an interest inn sciieennccee.
Or Hot Dogs.
"Why you eyeing my lemon drink?"
I love this movie! Probably my second favourite unintentional comedy after The Room. Grab a few drinks and watch it with some friends. You’ll have an amazing time
It's BeeRay what about the bee movie
I think you liked it for the wrong reasons lol The Room is awesome cause it's so bad.. but this one is great cause it actually makes you think.
rupman27isback it make me think it should have a sequel thing 2
Where mark wallburg bows down to his leafy overlord then the twist turn out mark wallburg is a plant
@@scamin441 Why our society is the way it is today. ^
rupman27isback the happening 3 staring mark walnut plantburg ...
revenge of bad plot twists
I keep coming back to this review every new Hillariocity you release. Also when occasionally bored since we are now in our fifth year of 2020.
You know, a good one that made the "forced suicide" thing scary was the starting scenes of Birdbox. Just the complete anarchy as people suddenly would leap to their deaths, often threatening those around them too. I mean, Birdbox basically was what happening should have/could have been. Not saying it's the best movie ever, but compared to happening...
I swear Shyamalan is like a pilot who never learned how to land a plane. It's like he knows how to set up problems, but can't ever figure out how to solve them.
Alien Invasion? -uhhh...Water!
Crazy Suicide Plague? -It just ends!
James Woodard hahah I’m dead
At the very end, it doesn’t end - it starts breaking out elsewhere. Which starts up a few questions....
@@el-jayenglish9548 ,
Before you attempt to determine my motivations, was I incorrect? How many of his movies have an ending that actually makes sense? He's a master when it comes to setting up tense and moody scenarios and surprise twists, but his movies tend to just wimper to an end post-climax.
In my metaphor, I didn't say he was bad at flying the plane while it's in the air. "Genius?" Maybe. But he still can't finish a story, i.e. land the plane.
I mean...the entire time the audience is watching Signs for example, you are following the characters on the journey of dealing with the reality of the alien invasion as it slowly reveals itself. It is a very tense, artistic, story-rich composition. And...then they splash the alien with water. Problem solved! 🤦♂️
He's trying to hard to hit the "answer was literally right in our faces the whole time" thing, and failing horribly ever since.
At least with 6th sense it was an actual revelation and made you look back at it differently. "Is it the plants?" Was literally one of the first things anyone watching guessed, and as the movie just repeatedly shows "all signs point to PLANTS being the killer" you just realize these people are fucking morons who knew the answer all along, but had to keep following the killer to get a good view just to be sure.
@@mutt9779 ,
That's a good point.
Hey, Chris if you want to keep the bees theme going, do a hilarioucity review of Jupiter Ascending
Nostalgia critic did a review and his are pretty much a hilariosity
+The Sun Hunter That movie fucking sucks.
It's such an atrocity that it's hilarious. Someone should come up with a word that mixes those words...
+pureblackeagle Indeed
+pureblackeagle atrocitious? I dont know, but it would be good to have a word for it.
Connor Corn Nah, that's too close to the word atrocious. I actually misread your comment as saying atrocious. So that doesn't work.
Gotta keep trying..
This is my most favorite review, i keep coming back for this, everything is hilarious!
Dude your impressions are on point and cracking me up! The “What! No!” part was so unbelievably awkward and bad I just couldn’t believe it was an actual line in a movie when I saw this in theaters. This movie was so hilarious.
Okay, your Mark Wahlberg impression is fucking incredible.
The Happening is a prime example of a unique idea that was poorly executed.
GuildCarver You Want Something Good Involving Plants Taking Over? Play Last of Us.
Smashwolf Lp's I'm good.
That's the directors specialty
No ... It's a shitty idea .. lol
I think I found where Shyamalan got this crazy idea from.
Look up for a SciFi Story book for kids, by an Indian author Sukanya Datta-Once upon a blue moon.
Check the story-"Modern Neelkanths" in it. Similar concept of plants communicating and developing poison to kill off mankind.
Fun fact, the children's story is still better. 😂😂
This movie is bad but that John Leguizamo hate is where I draw the line.
ComedyByAJ I was wondering about that too… I wish he would go more into detail
Uh, hello, Moulin Rouge? John was fantastic!
Right has he not seen "the pest" ??? Iconic film
tina flowers 😂😂 Truly a masterpiece in our time
No it's not. It's actually a pretty good idea. Birdbox ripped it off so it can't be that bad.
I’ve watched this hilariocity so many times it’s so great 😂 please do a review of Birdbox! I’ve seen so many videos analyzing it but would love to see your take on it!
I wonder what Mark said when he read the script.
Mark looks up at his Agent. "You fuckin serious?"
Agent:You're getting a lot of money for this.
Mark:How much?
Agent: *Insert however much money he made*
Mark: *starts reading lines* So guys, heard about this problem with bees?!
A lot of Zoey's expressions in this movie look like she just shit herself and she doesn't want anyone to know.
She was thinking about her decision to be in the movie
This review was hilarious. Your walhberg impression is spot on hahaha
Your impressions are so good. Had me laughing every time.
"I hear you whispering. Planning to murder me in my sleep?"
"Whaaat Nooo!"
Is my favourite quote from the movie lol
😂😂
I fuckin died of laughter at this review.
+Eric Viola lmao. it's amazing how he can make the expression perfectly
+Eric Viola Did he ever give an E+, E or E- rating to any movie?
+Angelus are you stupid?
Particular Particle No. Are you high? I just asked did he ever give an E to a movie.
Angelus ... Once again, are you fucking stupid? Did you never go to school? Have you ever gotten a grade back in school?! His grading system is based off of the classic A - F school grading system which doesn't include an E... Any idiot should know this!
i want a hotdog
Me too.
That's what she said :D
Sammy T You guys like hotdogs right?
DARKROSE9090 what? No...
Me, too.
I remember seeing that first scene of the mass suicides as a kid and thinking it was really disturbing. Something about the uncanny acting mixed with people just stabbing themselves genuinely shook me more then a lot of horror movies I had seen just because of that surreal feeling that came with it. So it was effective to at least one person at one point.
Your vids get me through quarantine... keep it up bro. I only watch like 5 channels daily and this channel is one of them.
Dude! Your imitation of Marky Mark is spot on!
Mark Wahlberg's character would fit perfectly in The Room. His performance matches and they could say "Oh hi Mark" to him.
*That Adam Sandler impression was spot on lol* 🌹😂
the happening is happening now ... i'll see myself out
I'm watching this from the future and am amazed at how much his reviewing style has changed. I can hardly imagine Chris Stuckmann of 2020, giving a review in which he imitates scenes from parts of a movie for 20+ minutes. I'm not complaining though.
Why characters in Shyamalan's movies look and sound so tense?
they're preparing for the backlash that comes after being in one of his movies.
I remember when this film came out. My friend said she was waiting for Walberg to turn to the camera , break character and say.. " This is totally a joke "
Carol Elder that would be a twist better than the real one
Well, this movie did help cure me of a debilitating Zooey Deschanel crush. I was super into her, listened to She&Him or whatever her band was called, just to hear her voice. I'm embarrassed to admit this, seems so crazy now, but when I first saw Almost Famous I was more taken with Zooey as the sister than Kate Hudson as Penny. I mean, Zooey IS adorable, but over Penny friggin Lane? That just seems batshit to me now. Anyway, still love Zooey, but The Happening definitely killed that real intense crush thing.
Some of her line delivery, ugh, she just looks and sounds so unbelievably goofy. The end, when she's waiting for him with the pregnancy test...it's painful to even think about how goofy she looks. And earlier, when hot dog guy asks her if she likes hot dogs, the face she makes...wtf WAS that? Did Knight intentionally choose the worst takes to make her look idiotic? Idk, but I seriously never felt the same about her again.
It truly is one of the worst movies ever. Every single creative instinct feel wrong. This dude is right: the deaths come off FUNNY. Ugh, it's so, so bad.
NOTHING can kill that woman’s appeal. She is perfection.
I actually thought she was even
hotter in this movie & in that do
u like hot dogs scene. Her face
is so hot to me. HER EYES ARE
AMAZING! But I've got a bigger
crush on Emily Deshanel in her
show BONES! THEY ARE BOTH
BEAUTIFUL LADIES TO ME!!
Chris's impression of Mark Walberg is the best thing ever.
honestly, the video of the guy getting his arms ripped off by lions would be trending on FB and youtube.
Was that real????
He put the kid in an Avatar backpack...
I think this is the moment where Syamalan officially goes from brilliant but troubled scientist to full-on evil supervillain.
Love the channel man. Watching this review brought back amazing memories for me. Me and a big group of friends went to watch the film as it was promised, like you said to be M. Nights big return. But I have to tell you something crazy that happened where we watched the film. I don’t know if it was a bad print that the cinema received or some type of operator error but in 75% of the scenes the boom mic was visible. I’m not kidding, and my friends and I thought that maybe it was intentional because the movie was so bizarre and laughable. So just imagine watching this with all of its hilarity and now picture boom mics being visible above the actors heads and almost every scene. 😂😂 i’ll never forget the experience.
Just realized that "Tiny Adam Sandler" is the guy from Succession
I lost interest in movies 10 or more years ago and subscribing to this channel made movies interesting again.
Thanks brother
Dude see arrival, or annihilation
@@nosuchthing8
Thanks brother,
Peace from Australia
@@nosuchthing8 Annihilation hands down.
@@onetruth2014 You are very welcome sir!
@EthnoEuropean's CountriesAreBeingInvaded sounds like you need what your kind would call a safe space.
The holy trinity of so bad it's good filmmaking:
The Room
Troll 2
The Happening
laslalal Battlefield Earth
Who Killer Captain Alex is above all of them
Neil Breen bitches.
Samurai Cop
Samuria cop
Who could have imagined that this movie would accurately predict Covid-19...
I love the opening credits and how the dialogue syncs in perfectly with the rythm :D
Stuckmann: Lady in the Water was the worst Shamalan movie.
Shamalan: Hold my hotdog.
Shamalan: hold my Avatar.
My favorite quote perfectly sums it up: "You're a human, you give off bad vibes -- the plants, they don't like that. They're gonna kill you."
Damn I’ve been watching your reviews for a long time this is nostalgic af right now
I've watched a lot of your reviews and this is beyond hilarious! 😂
You like hot dogs right?
Mikeylangelo they get a bad rap
Who doesn't?
What?! No!
Mikeylangelo I like hotdogs better than this movie it's awful
They got a cool shape...
Chris actually delivers the "What? Nooo" line more believably than Wahlberg did,
This is the most hilarious review. It’s so accurate it’s mind boggling 😭😭😭😂
yeah sadly, i thought this movie was stupid but 15 years later covid came
i was like damn it
i give the movie an apology
@@joshuagraham2843what does Covid have to do with it? The movie was and is ridiculous. I’m glad though, it’s hilarious.
Your impromptu rewrite of the hanging garden scene actually improves it.
I'd have the dialogue be:
"Oh, wow we've been driving for like 30 seconds past all these people hanging from trees!"
"Yeah, I saw it. Saw it straight away. Not gonna scream now, it's too late"
Interviewer: So, Mr. Wahlberg, would you consider The Happening the best project you've ever been a part of?
Mark Wahlberg: WHAAT? NOOO
Mark did say his most regretted movie was Boogie Nights
@veronica carlson He was good in fighter
@veronica carlson Was a biopic about a welter weight world boxing champ and his brother who used to be a champ but became an addict, Christian bale won an oscar and it got nominated for some other oscars
@veronica carlson there really isn't much in the way of actual fights, it's more a character study.
That film is a vegan worst nightmare hahahahah
Do you not eat plants
More like a vegans greatest dream. Plants getting revenge on humans? Vegans can only imagine. Lmao
Jay LuMarr 😂😂
Jay LuMarr
If you want to see plants taking revenge on humans, watch Treevenge- it's mental!
6:19 The way dudes were styling while jumping off the building had me rolling. I loved this moving. Mark Wahlberg was comedic gold.
M. Knight Shamblepants' retconning of what this movie was supposed to "be" is exactly like what Tommy Wiseau said after The Room flopped; "it was supposed to be really bad...." I rest my case.
I kind of loved this film, why? I don't really know ... But it has a soft spot in my heart
That's pretty sad.
+Aseril haha!! I know how bad it is but I still enjoy it
you're not alone, I liked it too
It's the glimmers of what could have been that you probably see. The movie has charm. It's written impressively bad and acted even more hilariously. But there are good, charming ideas littered around it. Shyamalan is distinctive that's for sure. It's just plagued by a truly astounding level of incompetency and failure on so many levels; only outmatched by Tommy Wiseau.
stephanie wasling I totally agree. If it comes on TV I watch it. My sister and I thought it was purposefully made to be funny in that B movie kind of way. We laughed so hard when Mark Wahlberg(sp?) talks to that fake plant.
Watching you eat that plain hotdog was painful, part of me doesn't even believe it was cooked.
That just shows how distressed he was about this movie haha
I can't believe no-one replied with the old guys movie quote about the nutritional value of hot dogs.
Raw dogged it like a stone cold predator.
hot dog is sandwich
Lolol 🤣
"Would a train really stop because it was out of contact with everyone." Damn right it would. The only way a train engineer knows that it's safe to proceed on a track is because he's told by a network of persons that keep track of ail traffic on the line. With no such report two trains on the same track could collide with each other.
imagine, Shyamalan movie starring Nicolas Cage. What a masterpiece would be..
The problem with Zoey Deshonel and her sister is that every time they speak, they speak like this, "If THEY weren't stupid THEN they would speak NORmal." True story, watch Bones and listen to how she speaks.
yeah their delivery always fucking sucks
Laverne Blaszczyk
Regrettably
+Laverne Blaszczyk Emily Deschanel from Bones is her sister. The Deschanels make Jennifer Aniston (most overrated actress of today) look like she's in the same league as Meryl Streep or my personal favorite actress, Thandie Newton.
Yeah the Deschanel sisters are terrible actresses...
King Eclipse they're both cute, in a slightly quirky way, and that probably explains most of their success. The lead character on Bones is supposed to be a bit weird, highly intelligent but borderline autistic or the like, and I think that Emily relies on that too much.
So you are talking about the two sisters being bad actors and you don't realize that Mark is one of the worst actors ever. Emily isn't even a bad actor
One of the worst acting performances of Marky Mark ever. Don't get me started on the most awful female leads acting abilities.
Josef Hautala WELL SAID.
the acting is so horrible in this movie
Peyton Smith I watch this now twice a year ....just to remember the AWFUL lol
DamienNightwing "What? Noooo" Mark Wahlberg voice
LOL
This is by far one of the best movie reviews I have ever seen.
The "See, we're normal" scene is not talked about enough. Thanks for helping the cause, Chris.