Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Hilariocity Review

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    Chris Stuckmann reviews Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro. Directed by Michael Bay.
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  • @devandevan1403
    @devandevan1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    I remember not caring much about the plot as a little kid, just thinking:
    -Megan Fox is pretty
    -Those robots are E P I C
    -I want to reenact those battles with my toys with my big bro

    • @Calavera_15
      @Calavera_15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Devan Devan literally all of my life when I was 7 lmao

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Me too. Only when I grew up did I realize how stupid and unnecessarily offensive these movies were

    • @martinaguilar1220
      @martinaguilar1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @danielmatthee4151
      @danielmatthee4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Same, though the railgun scene got me into engineering. I remember thinking what was that.

    • @husker4life109
      @husker4life109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I used to be that way too, then I realized the error of my ways

  • @bissy97
    @bissy97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    That beautiful picture of Nicolas Cage in the background.

    • @thegirllikesmovies7389
      @thegirllikesmovies7389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Bissy that's the first thing I saw and my heart whispered "that will be mine".

    • @sbond7510
      @sbond7510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bissy lol that picture is everything. Look at his flowing locks...look at it!!

    • @dericjames2018
      @dericjames2018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bissy When can I buy one I NEED IT.

    • @fluffynoses
      @fluffynoses 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the funny thing is that it is from the only movie with Nic Cage that I actually like, Con-Air lmfao

    • @paul18parreno99
      @paul18parreno99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fluffynoses The Rock also

  • @Danilego
    @Danilego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    "Hey, shut up, I got a paper and I'M WALKING FAST!"

    • @nickh7962
      @nickh7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      YOU GOT NOTHIN ON ME BITCH 😂😂

    • @andyspendlove1019
      @andyspendlove1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That was such a Jesse Pinkman moment lol

    • @notrealHDshh
      @notrealHDshh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andy Spendlove thats what i thought too

    • @dononly3k
      @dononly3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is probably in every action movie

    • @VeerSingh00016
      @VeerSingh00016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get a pen

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    If Michael Bay did anything right, it was hiring Tom Kenny to voice the twins so everyone now knows what a black Spongebob would theoretically sound like.

    • @jaumecerda6752
      @jaumecerda6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      The fact that this comment exists makes me question my entire existance

    • @skullthunder3181
      @skullthunder3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I had no idea about this until now

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@skullthunder3181 No*, sorry

    • @ladedade23Blunticus
      @ladedade23Blunticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "what a black spongebob would sound like",🤔😒😒😑👏👏👍😒dumbass

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait.. SpongeBob isn't black?

  • @RaziyaAkins
    @RaziyaAkins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5239

    this movie was overly sexual for no reason at all .

    • @nicholasrodriguez1168
      @nicholasrodriguez1168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      warning absolutely not for children

    • @nicehomelander
      @nicehomelander 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      Michael bay seems to forget that a lot of kids watch these movies.

    • @ogxsaintnick
      @ogxsaintnick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rooney I mean it is his movie..

    • @josh_rock
      @josh_rock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It's a Michael Bay movie, expect it.

    • @nicholasrodriguez1168
      @nicholasrodriguez1168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Josh Rock your right if i have kids i won't show the transformers films

  • @nickatopia3896
    @nickatopia3896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "I GOT A PAPER AND IM WALKING FAST! YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!"
    --Chris Stuckmann 2017

    • @chrismarco17
      @chrismarco17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I want that quote framed and put on my wall. It's too perfect!

    • @willows6114
      @willows6114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nickatopia 😂😂😂

  • @Nimbus3690
    @Nimbus3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Transformers (read 'transplosions')
    Transformers: Revenge of the Explosions
    Transformers: Explosion of the Moon
    Transformers: Age of Explosions
    Transformers: The Last Explosion

    • @sup3414
      @sup3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @mid-sizesedan488
      @mid-sizesedan488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy crap this is one of the most funniest comments I’ve ever read.

    • @jivan5843
      @jivan5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo I can't stop laughing that that

  • @manoftomorrow79
    @manoftomorrow79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The only thing I remember about this film is it's "I love you" subplot where Megan's character is trying desperately to get Shia to tell her he loves her. It's such a struggle for him that it literally takes him dying and coming back to life to say it to her. Then in the third film, his character is dating someone else and my response was "Well that was completely pointless".

    • @sethandrade4703
      @sethandrade4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well they would’ve done something with that arc if it weren’t for Megan Fox having a feud with Michael Bay. That’s why they replaced her

    • @beardedentity
      @beardedentity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blizzard-storm97 simp

    • @deefarhei3617
      @deefarhei3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sethandrade4703 Megan Fox was the only one who had the balls to say something about Michael Bay's tyrant behavior, and that costed her her career.

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I´m glad though. Megan Fox is WAY too good for this franchise!

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beardedentity uhhhhh how?

  • @aidankeohane3370
    @aidankeohane3370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    One good thing did come out of this movie. In 2009, a man saw Transformers 2 and was so enraged, he stormed back to his Seattle apartment, hung up a green screen, put on a suit jacket, turned on a camera, and told the world he wasn't fucking around. That man was Jeremy Jahns. And 8 years and 1 million subscribers later, things are still awesometacular. So thanks for that revenge of the fallen

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you said so

    • @idanielblake2100
      @idanielblake2100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aidan Keohane oh man I hope Jeremy dont do the same thing like many guys in Seattle you know Kurt Cobain and Criss Cornell.😲

    • @juanmelchor9898
      @juanmelchor9898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love is burning thing we get it you know grunge musicians😂

    • @rbleaks818
      @rbleaks818 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan Keohane fuck yeah I agrred

    • @rbleaks818
      @rbleaks818 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @ComfortablyPlump
    @ComfortablyPlump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    The leg-humping robot was voiced by the same guy that voices Spongebob Squarepants.

    • @jcrews8582
      @jcrews8582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Comfortably Plump
      Correct! That would be Tom Kenny

    • @LegoWarFims
      @LegoWarFims 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Comfortably Plump yeah it sounded like it it's pretty obvious

    • @joe_v_runs
      @joe_v_runs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Comfortably Plump let's not forget he voiced the best Transformer, the twin Skids! He got a golden tooth so that automatically makes him the best. Also, he can't read. "YAY!!!!"

    • @daguy67
      @daguy67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Comfortably Plump tom Kenny isn't at fault for his beautiful voices....

    • @mig4868
      @mig4868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You've made life slightly worse for me today... thanks a lot.

  • @laceytaylor6115
    @laceytaylor6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “That was cute of me to call it a plot” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I’m deceased ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @rickyyacine4818
      @rickyyacine4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its true tho this movie is hilarious

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “When Transformers apologists say that they’re just movies about robots fighting each other then I bring up scenes like this (the pot brownies scene) which should be left on the cutting room floor and not ramping up a 90 minute concept into a 150 minute marathon of stupidity!”
      Cinemasins

  • @SkaterJacob14
    @SkaterJacob14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    You didn't even mention the ridiculous robot girl that was all over Sam during college haha!

    • @CB0915
      @CB0915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob MacLean ahha not worth it

    • @brickjayjr.studio3264
      @brickjayjr.studio3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trips na u

    • @legacyrxt7570
      @legacyrxt7570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i liked it....................

    • @marvingonzalez8586
      @marvingonzalez8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Cog Gear it's PG-13 also it's fucking cars turning into big fucking robots kids wanna watch that

    • @marvingonzalez8586
      @marvingonzalez8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trips it wasn't needed

  • @fido416
    @fido416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    This movie really did deserve a Hilariocity.

    • @thomasdoocey7607
      @thomasdoocey7607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I grew up with (i know, im sorry) transformers.. so just like all the pirates films i like the first 3 transformers films and all alien films

    • @fido416
      @fido416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ganja Caliphate This one is the only one that I hate

    • @thomasdoocey7607
      @thomasdoocey7607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah dont get me wrong there plenty of faults and annoying characters but there more of guilty pleasures

    • @movieswithmatticus5469
      @movieswithmatticus5469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I haven't watched a Hilariocity review in a while but I couldn't help but notice the difference in quality between this one and his earlier ones. It's gone way downhill which is disappointing because they used to be my favorite kind of reviews from Chris.

    • @sokolum
      @sokolum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two things: 1) terrible story, 2) nice vistas ;)

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    I was 11 when this movie came out. I saw it after liking the first one, and coming out of the theater was the first time I can remember leaving a new movie and deciding for myself "wow, that was not good."
    I feel bad for making my grandma take me. I was at her house for a few weeks and really wanted to see the movie. She bought earplugs to the theater. At one point she took them out for about two seconds, went "oh goodness" and put them right back in. I still haven't apologized for making her endure that piece of shit. Should probably do that next time I see her.

    • @andrewrogers6197
      @andrewrogers6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      TJ Hastie So uhh....Have you?

    • @daniellee1331
      @daniellee1331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TJ Hastie So uhh....Have you?

    • @spec___
      @spec___ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      TJ Hastie So uhh....Have you?

    • @teolaurich7212
      @teolaurich7212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Your Grandma sounds like a cool person.

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You owe her cake dude. But if you want to show her the GOOD transformers with QUALITY, show her the 80s transformers movies.

  • @averyaustin1
    @averyaustin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Little story for you folks: I went to see this in theaters with my grandmother. The theater we were at blacked out and we were told that the movie couldn't be watched that day due to some power issues the theater was experiencing. We got our money back, of course, but all these years later, I should have seen the signs...... The theater tried to warn me, but i didn't listen......

  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    When I was a kid, I somehow enjoyed these movies. I still don’t understand my young self to this day.

    • @vgiriande
      @vgiriande 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Borsalino Kizaru maybe it was because of Megan fox

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Venkata Girindra Ande I loved this movie as a kid but it was because I loved transformers so much.

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sheev Palpatine Same. I had never seen a minute of the show but just loved the concept as a kid. I was completely oblivious to all the “content” in the films.

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda liked it too. Watched it in theatres.
      2:50 pretty much
      But I watched 1 later, waay better

    • @iambuhlockay8007
      @iambuhlockay8007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you were Michael bay’s target audience.

  • @spensimus
    @spensimus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    As a kid I hated this movie. I never hated movies as a kid.

    • @teehundeart
      @teehundeart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      spensimus of course i liked the first one as a teenager. but even back then i was smart enough to realize that the second movie was a huge pile of crap

    • @spensimus
      @spensimus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      teehundeart This was the first movie that disappointed me. I LOVED the original when I was a kid... Then I saw this. TERRIBLE

    • @vars280287
      @vars280287 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      spensimus lol I was in final year of college

    • @spensimus
      @spensimus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LEO DAI No, I'm suggesting that this was one of the only movies I hated as a kid. Thanks for your wise insight.

    • @Mrgranturismo4ever
      @Mrgranturismo4ever 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LEO DAI congrats, you're a douchebag.

  • @mandridhugh9555
    @mandridhugh9555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Remember when female transformers were added as bikes because there weren't any? And then were killed off and never seen again throughout the rest of the franchise?

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Mandrid Hugh Even worse. They killed Arcee/Chromia in the movies, then the rest of them are killed off in the comics.

    • @paragbasu8163
      @paragbasu8163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mandrid Hugh THIS MOVIE KILLED OF ARCEE! MY SECOND FAVE TRANSFORMER!I HATE THIS MOVIE

    • @clutteredpictures7421
      @clutteredpictures7421 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mandrid Hugh I guess

    • @travies0.395
      @travies0.395 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mandrid Hugh yeah because theyre dead lol

  • @GizmosHouse
    @GizmosHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    3:49 when you realize you can’t swim

    • @marcgonzalez9690
      @marcgonzalez9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Out loud bro!

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was cringe. Not you, just Chris just straight up doing that was high-key cringe.

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jaden LaFrance but goddamn was it funny af.

    • @olivierroussin4432
      @olivierroussin4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @ErrorNotFound-ex2gk
    @ErrorNotFound-ex2gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This movie actually has one of the most underrated soundtracks ever. It's actually really good, especially for a movie this bad. Props to Steve Jablonsky.

  • @whatzittooya98
    @whatzittooya98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    As a kid I loved this movie. But now, hearing all the hate it's been getting, I guess it's been a major guilty pleasure movie the whole time lol..

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The first film is more of a guilty pleasure than this. ROTF is just trash.

    • @joshburris4309
      @joshburris4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I thought it was great as a kid lol, shit was blown up and there were sex jokes

    • @hieunguyenrileygekko
      @hieunguyenrileygekko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the movie was really confusing with me back then
      yeah it has some fun action scenes, but the rest is insulting as fuck

    • @giorgoszervas4330
      @giorgoszervas4330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      same maan. i've watched this movie like 20 times. i loved it so much when i was a kid.

    • @flavortown6280
      @flavortown6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

  • @aaronkemp7789
    @aaronkemp7789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Fun fact: Revenge of the Fallen started Jeremy Jahns' career as a TH-cam reviewer!

  • @CB0915
    @CB0915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Revenge of the Fallen is such a guilty pleasure of mine. Action and special effects r sickkkk

    • @FactsDontCareAboutFeelings_97
      @FactsDontCareAboutFeelings_97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed. I still love the first 3 films, as I was somewhat growing up with this franchise. They lost me after getting rid of Shia in number 4 and making their own Transformers. I kinda hate 4 and 5 and I’m glad they didn’t do 6. The Bumblebee movie was pretty good in my opinion.

    • @acevfx2923
      @acevfx2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why I'm here! I have watched this movie so many fucking times. It's my ABSOLUTE guilty pleasure. I love this movie. It's so simplistic, if has great visuals. It doesn't take itself to serious, which is just an absolute must if you try to sell a concept like this. (look at the new bumblebee movie, no humour, nothing risky, it's just not worthy of rewatching. Just watch and forget.)
      I just fucking love the Military/Human/Transformers combined arms deal. Humans fighting along side the transformers in that desert at the end? Gets my diamonds EVERYTIME! It's all a visual effects porn haha. Much like TENET or the 300. Don't go to much in to the logic of the film or you'll find it seriously flawed. It's a visual hype, a stimulant, a motivator. Gets the blood pumping (no, not to that part of the body, although... The women in this movie.. Haha, nobody could ever get away with doing something as perverted in modern cinema)
      I can watch that 3 v 1 with Optimus in forest over and over. It is simply the best optimus content out there.
      Diming down on the humour, the explosion, the over the topness. It wouldn't work. The three films have their rules, they know what they(as movies) are. It's like how the 300 takes the story of the Spartans(with the comic as a proxy) and chooses to portray it in a god like manner. These men were more than human. The story is told as one would have magnificently told about them all those years ago, to peptalk the men, rally them up, steam them up for battle. THAT's how you approach this movie. A concept like this shouldn't be taken seriously or the movie will flop. Surely form a technical standpoint it might be better, the ratings and reviews might be better, structure wise it might be better, but it will never strike that same feeling.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acevfx2923 Holy shit your tastes are trash. You probably think the Boss Baby was a masterpiece lmao.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CB 1014
      Special effects don't matter when the story is garbage.

    • @acevfx2923
      @acevfx2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AFellowCyberman haven't and don't plan on seeing that film.
      I specifically said that the movies I mentioned are a guilty pleasure. Don't mistakenly think that I limit myself to such a narrow portion of the movie spectrum

  • @gauravhari4293
    @gauravhari4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    3:49 omg favorite Chris stuckmann moment

  • @Ladybluebugg
    @Ladybluebugg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "I'VE GOT A PAPER AND I'M WALKING FAST. YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 👏 👏 👏 👏

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Myracle Harmon
      Just once, I want to see the guard or soldier that the paper-holder is trying to bypass just palm said paper-holder's face like a basketball as they try to walk past them and casually hold their struggling carcass place while they review the paperwork and call in for verification.

  • @appleguy3621
    @appleguy3621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    This is the movie that caused the man, the myth, the legend to be born: Jeremy Jahns!!!!!!!

    • @jasonmcgregor123
      @jasonmcgregor123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacob Applegate lol

    • @Timliu92
      @Timliu92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacob Applegate Well you are indeed right. 😁😁

    • @lukecage9836
      @lukecage9836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember that JJ video lol.

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't think legend means what you think it means.

    • @shinkounova8485
      @shinkounova8485 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My name is Jeff Terrible comeback. He didn't even use the word you're accusing him of not understanding.

  • @kiefermcginty6189
    @kiefermcginty6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The amount of silence in this video is golden.

  • @Beepbeep_its_treasure
    @Beepbeep_its_treasure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man I really miss old Chris, watching this in 2021 and he was just so funny and animated

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really gave that part of him up when he became a father, that or becoming a movie director changed him

    • @aviergaz1199
      @aviergaz1199 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh yes
      There's no one like him, no one !!!!
      :(((

  • @Thejetlife_jd
    @Thejetlife_jd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The best thing to come out of Revenge of the Fallen was New Divide by Linkin Park.

    • @drakejohnson2607
      @drakejohnson2607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What I've Done is better.

    • @dericjames2018
      @dericjames2018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drake Johnson New Divide is better.

    • @PokyGem
      @PokyGem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Iridescent is great too

    • @NatsumiMovies
      @NatsumiMovies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and Jeremy Jahns too, you know

    • @Rithysak101
      @Rithysak101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thejetlifejd what I've done new divide and iridescent

  • @MsMegadude64
    @MsMegadude64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Without this movie, there would be no Jeremy Jahns.

    • @madafaka3075
      @madafaka3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be better actually.

    • @SteelSpurs
      @SteelSpurs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mada Faka Noooooo

    • @dericjames2018
      @dericjames2018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ali Nadeem Busheri Wrong

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This and House of the Dead are the only two films I’ve walked out on in 35 years of movie-going.

    • @steveN111333
      @steveN111333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't, but I think I probably should have.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      steveN111333 I learned what my threshold for bad movies was with this film.

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You seriously watched House of The Dead in a theater? In a theater with Dolby digital surround sound? Man, god bless your for suffering on that 😂😂

  • @fredxu99
    @fredxu99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As an edgy middle schooler, this movie was one of my favorites. Crude humor, sex jokes, and explosions were like top quality cinema for me back then. Now... not so much lol. This movie is pretty bad, not as bad as Age of Extinction where they truly missed the entire point of Transformers, but definitely down there.

    • @legendarystudioclips6018
      @legendarystudioclips6018 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aoe is my fav

    • @gieff1322
      @gieff1322 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legendarystudioclips6018 that his opinion but I agree on him

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My favourite Michael Bay films are The Rock and Armageddon.

  • @oneflyingpenguin
    @oneflyingpenguin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This film will always have a special place in my heart; it was the first film I walked out of. Nothing will ever take that away.

    • @Windwalker88
      @Windwalker88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same bro, same.

    • @thereactionvault
      @thereactionvault 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Windwalker88 I think batman and robin (1997) did it for me

    • @jimfaust6342
      @jimfaust6342 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blair Witch did it for me

    • @ivanvargas2425
      @ivanvargas2425 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had to fast forward so many parts cause it was boring or running

    • @hivisboys
      @hivisboys 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow, same. Proud of myself to this day.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    [:Grabs popcorn:]
    ALRIGHT STUCKMANN LET'S GET IT ON!!

    • @chosuke02
      @chosuke02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dormammu Ive come to bargain

    • @goodgamesir1750
      @goodgamesir1750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dormammu I've come to Bargain

    • @mackdebruin999
      @mackdebruin999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dormammu I've come to bargain.

    • @josealaniz6290
      @josealaniz6290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bargin I've come to Dormammu.

    • @samsonspin3256
      @samsonspin3256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dormammu I've come to bargain

  • @ahmedhathoutt
    @ahmedhathoutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I almost disliked this video just because of how much I dislike the movie

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate this movie with a burning passion as well, but the reason why I liked this video is because even though I don’t find it to be so-bad-it’s-good-or-even-tolerable, Hilariocity always brings a gassy smile to my face.
      Or, in other words, it shows how funny Chris Stockmann really is.
      In fact, he’s so-good-it’s-funny !

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The more you think about it, the angrier you get. That's an incredible feat.

    • @jamesworley9888
      @jamesworley9888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahmed, That makes NO goddamn sense WHATSOEVER!

    • @ahmedhathoutt
      @ahmedhathoutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesworley9888 how so? lol the movie is so bad i almost forgot i was watching a review, not the movie itself. nothing against chris

    • @jamesworley9888
      @jamesworley9888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ahmedhathoutt You don't know the difference between a movie and a review?

  • @faerveldir
    @faerveldir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    The framed photo of Con Air Nicholas Cage...
    YESSSSSS!! and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @AB-xx4hu
    @AB-xx4hu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    Hey Chris, I know this might have been suggested many times but, could you please review all remaining Nolan movies up until the Release of Dunkirk? I mean Following, Insomnia, Memento and The Prestige are missing. A lot of people would like to hear your thoughts on those movies.

    • @qwertyneo5725
      @qwertyneo5725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheAdam 98 yup I agree

    • @xBassel92x
      @xBassel92x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Memento better be an A+ !!!!

    • @theoisgod7201
      @theoisgod7201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xBassel92x For sure, it's in my top 3

    • @AB-xx4hu
      @AB-xx4hu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      xBassel92x What else should it be? The prestige should get an A+ aswell imo.

    • @yitzywellikoff6179
      @yitzywellikoff6179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      siva abishek also do inception I would like a newer review

  • @dwical140
    @dwical140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Each Transformers movie has gotten progressively worse, I don't even want to see The Last Knight, I'm done

    • @rajinelangrin4838
      @rajinelangrin4838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      dwical140 hope you didn't watch it mate I really hope you didn't

    • @jasonvoorhees5008
      @jasonvoorhees5008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Allen Rivera he dead

    • @elmandarin1002
      @elmandarin1002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The 3rd one was the 2nd “better” one

    • @bigorange2082
      @bigorange2082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dwical140 I got bored in the Last Knight. It’s boring.

    • @antihinduismisbased
      @antihinduismisbased 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dwical140 lucky man.
      My friends made me watch that atrocious trash of a film.

  • @OGtheGoat9
    @OGtheGoat9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m here from 2019 and The first thing I notice are the arms. I didn’t think many things have changed but you can definitely see your improvements now.

  • @RagmaticalRachel
    @RagmaticalRachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "you can look at it" Yeah that's pretty much the only thing I remembered from the movie.

  • @michaelcruz1400
    @michaelcruz1400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    It would be cool if he did this hilariocity review with jeremy jahns

    • @raudello3666
      @raudello3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Especially since Jeremy started with this movie.

    • @izlshf5879
      @izlshf5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raudello3666 ya lol

    • @Dani_77709
      @Dani_77709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES please

    • @ryancrosisca6769
      @ryancrosisca6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MR. SMALLS wasn’t a competition you you fugly prick

    • @hammiranda
      @hammiranda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DMVGREY I see Chris as Jay Leno and Jeremy as Conan O'brien

  • @spoiledmilkfilms4164
    @spoiledmilkfilms4164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    This movie is horrible don't get me wrong but I still enjoyed it

    • @SuperVarun11
      @SuperVarun11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Spoiled Milk Studios it's a guilty pleasure film

    • @alexkahle8365
      @alexkahle8365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I just like to watch it to shit talk it

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At least Revenge Of The Fallen is watchable, whereas The Last Knight?
      That film is genuinely fucking dull.

    • @calebreese2311
      @calebreese2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'D RATHER WASH MY OWN CAR exactly. Because at least ROTF has some epic scenes (Shanghai scene, forest battle, etc.). TLK has no awesome scenes imo

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuperVarun11 oh yeah I loved it.

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:49 My gf pretending to reach for her wallet when the waiter comes with the bill.

  • @LoganWood121
    @LoganWood121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All these comments about people loving or seeing this as a kid. Jesus I'm getting old. -_-

    • @chrisbrown8748
      @chrisbrown8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha ditto! I was a fully grown ass man that saw this in theaters and hated every minute of it.

  • @marknimphius1595
    @marknimphius1595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Chris' face when he says "when he goes unconscious" is PRICELESS! lol

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark Nimphius ikr

    • @VoodooPadre
      @VoodooPadre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way he says it too lmao

    • @derekperry6464
      @derekperry6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't stop laughing at how he said it. He was so excited and trying not to laugh lmao

  • @PeterTrieshi
    @PeterTrieshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    For some reason this is a guilty pleasure of mine,i know its bad but my nostalgia from this movie makes me love this movie ,
    it's no oscar but i still enjoy it

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's kind of like me and The Cat in the Hat. As a film it's not very good, as an adaptation it's really bad. But I still laugh my ass off whenever I see Mike Myers on screen and the main reason why I even watch (let alone enjoy) the film is based all on nostalgia :/

    • @andiran23
      @andiran23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That might be because the production value is great, despite those MANY flaws. Effects, action, sound design, cinematography, soundtrack (the actual soundtrack, not the pop songs playlist), action sequences. All of that is great

    • @quadegilbert2028
      @quadegilbert2028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter Trieshi funny thing is, it was actually nominated for an Oscar no joke

    • @andiran23
      @andiran23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For sound mixing. The sound mixing is amazing in that movie. So it deserves that nomination. End of story

    • @eddiediaz5518
      @eddiediaz5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xenomorph 79 the people who nominated it must of been drunk at the time

  • @Femboy87
    @Femboy87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:49 i replayed this so many times! I don't know why. lol

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHUT UP!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP!!!!! - Bobsheaux, 2015 🤣

  • @SuperSpiritfilled
    @SuperSpiritfilled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    5:09 I appreciate that breaking bad reference.

    • @timmy5563
      @timmy5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes science

  • @sneedfeed7204
    @sneedfeed7204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I know that making a great or even a decent movie is hard, but why do Hollywood people even make these ass movies.

    • @yourmom9931
      @yourmom9931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somali Pirate Who Pirated Your Girlfriend some guys are tired coming home from work and just want to watch robots blow shit up.

    • @fredbyoutubing
      @fredbyoutubing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huge a,mount of money

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's always a small part of me that says "bad art inspires good art" so maybe in the future we will get a good transformer movie or a Pacific Rim movie.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They make millions of dollars when released internationally. Until that stops Bay has no reason to try anything different.

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jossy FTW Pacific Rim is good.

  • @rickdinson835
    @rickdinson835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I actually thought Age of Extinction was worse.

    • @dericjames2018
      @dericjames2018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Rick Dinson Way worse.

    • @novi493
      @novi493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick Dinson it was honestly.

    • @shadowofchaos41
      @shadowofchaos41 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No I still think this one is much worse. At least AOE had a good villain that wasn't beaten in 20 seconds

    • @LuisRodriguez-xz4np
      @LuisRodriguez-xz4np 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gaming 4 Life(Tylerman) Not even close. Extinction was god awful

    • @abhinavgandham4883
      @abhinavgandham4883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick Dinson all the transformers movies are shit.

  • @ckotcher1
    @ckotcher1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When you just stare at the camera and say nothing it says SO much.

  • @andrewgonzalez6208
    @andrewgonzalez6208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris. That was so much fun. You always take the words out of my mouth. This was hilarious.

  • @niels4355
    @niels4355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That Batman Forever Movie poster! nooooh that one is a guilty pleasure for me

  • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
    @ciaranmcloughlin7165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    If I had a time machine, I would tell Michael Bay to cut down on the crude humour and cringe moments. If they did without those bits, it would have been better.

    • @RebelliousRobot
      @RebelliousRobot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hopefully you don’t end up in limbo. That time travel stuff is crazy.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And tell him not to give Devastator metal testicles. And not to make Skids and Mudflap racist stereotypes

    • @eddiediaz5518
      @eddiediaz5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or better idea, tell him to leave to project

    • @christophzeit6282
      @christophzeit6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If i had a time machine i would go back and kill him as an infant. Yes, i do hate his movies that much. They are asshole cancer. They are worse than the holocaust.

    • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
      @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the Frick do you mess up giant robots fighting each other that can transform into cars?

  • @ShreeNation
    @ShreeNation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm going to watch this tomorrow right before new year's with friends. I'm also going to be very drunk so it'll be a blast.

    • @Denis-fp7ku
      @Denis-fp7ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please give us your review🤖

    • @hermanmelvelleiii2212
      @hermanmelvelleiii2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watched it some months ago. I thought it was horrible from start to finish. The only cool parts were the forest battle, the devastator (fucking awesome robot), and every scene with the fallen and jetfire. Transformers 3 was the opposite for me. I thought it was fun from start to finish. And that giant driller-worm robot was scary as hell. Hated transformers 4 even more than 2. Not even gonna bother watching transformers 5.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I ever get the chance to make a movie involving the military, I will make a point to insert as many walking-fast-paper scenes as possible. Just to mess with chris.

  • @transfan83
    @transfan83 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    is this Paul Rudd's brother?

  • @franciscovazquezjr4550
    @franciscovazquezjr4550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    (in nerdy voice)- "ackkkktuallly the battleship used a rail gun that fire electromagnetic projectiles at Mach 2 to destroy Devastator"
    I have no life 😂

  • @phillipeldridge-smith1982
    @phillipeldridge-smith1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Amazing - I am watching this Hilariocity in 2019 just after watching Hostiles.
    John Turturro’s ass, in a film that had Megan Fox in hot pants. Summed up this whole film for me.

    • @kinggizzwizfizz
      @kinggizzwizfizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phillip Eldridge-Smith good for you

    • @phillipeldridge-smith1982
      @phillipeldridge-smith1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KingGizz WizFizz i know, right? Hostiles is fucking amazing.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ass: a one-work review of this cluster-fuck.

  • @danielfietkau733
    @danielfietkau733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I tried to rewatch it and landed here.
    Thanks for speaking my mind.
    Conclusion: That movie was not made for Transformaniacs (MOC).
    It is a sequel for the masses to a popular movie, cramm-full with inconsistencies and sexual bs, riding the cash-cow or whatever.

  • @undertaker0079
    @undertaker0079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    only good thing that came out of this shit is Jeremy Jahn's channel..... this was his first movie review

    • @madafaka3075
      @madafaka3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jeremy Jahns is shit tho

    • @darkwyve
      @darkwyve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mada Faka: *Jeremy Jahns is the shit tho

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that better be your car in that profile

  • @clingclanglarry3327
    @clingclanglarry3327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I REALLY hoped this was like 30 minutes long at least

  • @heberfenderful
    @heberfenderful 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your awesome Chris ! Happy late birthday!!

  • @retromediaguy
    @retromediaguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is my personal favorite of all the Transformers movies. Went to see it in IMAX, such a great movie experience.

  • @zachpohlman321
    @zachpohlman321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I still absolutely love the music they used for this movie...I still remember buying the Soundtrack and listening to it over and over again. Easily the best thing about this movie, and I applaud the music choices.

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love the song New Divide by Linkin Park and I also love the song I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith from Armageddon!

  • @ov2022
    @ov2022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    do king Kong 2005 review.

    • @emanuelmelendez4466
      @emanuelmelendez4466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Abhishek Pramanick YESSS!!!

    • @V.IV.Rusty.
      @V.IV.Rusty. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Abhishek Pramanick *has flashbacks about the insect pit scene*

  • @stuvros1
    @stuvros1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I would give this movie a 2/10 and that’s being generous

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds exactly like something I said about all Bayformers movies (the only exception being Transformers 4) (the ONLY redeeming quality of the Bayformers films is that while they are not perfect because they’re too good for Michael Bay, they at least have rocking soundtracks.).

    • @jordonrenaud1178
      @jordonrenaud1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran Stark transformer 4 is shit 🤣

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realist Jordzz Yeah, but it’s MY shit! 🤣

    • @eyezack2778
      @eyezack2778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen lol

  • @colevanmeer3995
    @colevanmeer3995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This review is such a throwback for me, getting ready to see Rise of the Beats tonight and I had to come back to see Transformers 2 review.

  • @joeomalley2835
    @joeomalley2835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I got a paper and I'm walking really fast. You got nothing on me, bitch."
    One good thing did come out of this movie: Linkin Park's song "New Divide"

  • @stefantrawicki7647
    @stefantrawicki7647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Excellent lighting on set

  • @bryanenty8385
    @bryanenty8385 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoy these kinds of reviews a lot

  • @andrewgonzalez6208
    @andrewgonzalez6208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your best video Chris

  • @SebastianAceFawkes
    @SebastianAceFawkes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "and he just screams tge entire time Like He's Addicted to Ecstasy"
    Priceless 😂😂😂😂

  • @reign225
    @reign225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    " Where'd that son of a butt go ? " - Still a classic

  • @krishacz
    @krishacz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:25 "the thing" is called Ravage and he's a very good kitty.

  • @DryptosaurusDavid
    @DryptosaurusDavid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite guilty pleasure movie. I just like to watch it for some reason.

  • @PlumbPitiful
    @PlumbPitiful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey! I see Con Air on your shelf! DO THAT! DO THAT! "Put the bunny back in the box"! Lol!

  • @vishwas.s.pyadav228
    @vishwas.s.pyadav228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    review Watchmen

  • @Esmeralda505
    @Esmeralda505 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao! I love these reviews. One of the things I am surprised you didn’t mention is with the introduction of Alice and how transformers have the capability (apparently) to turn human and then into their true form. I don’t remember they did that before....? Maybe? In the cartoons? Lol.
    I mean they did kind of do that in the first Transformers movie with Barricade, but that was more of an illusion of anything.
    Great review! XD

  • @monmonstartv5159
    @monmonstartv5159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is a personal guilty pleasure of mine, I never had cable TV so I could never watch the animated show but Bayformers introduced me to this universe and as an 11 year old this movie was amazing! I still think this movie deserves the so bad its good status because, although nonsensical, it is entertaining and I will always defend the first 2 movies especially the first!

  • @TerminatorModel888
    @TerminatorModel888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    still better than the worst films in the series -Transformers 4

    • @zakbrandsinc
      @zakbrandsinc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheTripleEight That I can agree with

    • @gothicproductions8634
      @gothicproductions8634 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised TF4 didn't get a hilariocity review. Or did it?

    • @DRGIZMO29
      @DRGIZMO29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gothic Productions no bcs that movie isn't hilarious at all. it didn't even deserve a hilariocity

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      By about 45% better. Mainly cause of the anger inducing humor, advertisement, and Romeo and Juliet scene makes Age of Exshittion worse.

    • @thehallowayboys
      @thehallowayboys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hell no the 4th one was way better than this one

  • @ficha13
    @ficha13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Is con air considered a bad movie? It's a fun dumb action movie, certainly not bad in any aspect :)

    • @sgtb3691
      @sgtb3691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ficha13 The Nick Cage southern accent is hilarious tho

    • @matthewmckenna248
      @matthewmckenna248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ficha13 I enjoyed it tbh

    • @fredbyoutubing
      @fredbyoutubing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty sure he just wanted a nice Nick Cage pic to put there.

    • @tomboz777
      @tomboz777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a great campy 90's film, what you might call a "fun popcorn" film (but not in the "im making excuses for a shitty film" kinda way).

    • @RrockCj
      @RrockCj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ficha13 that almost exactly what Chris said abot Con Air, it's guilty pleasure movie of his, but the moviecinematography and plot -wise is bad though :) I love that movie too. lol. still admit to it being bad

  • @muncher1753
    @muncher1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 thing that was absolutely great was when Optimus got the assembled Wings from the old Transformer, that made me nostalgic to the television show

  • @iamwhoiam5362
    @iamwhoiam5362 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's my favorite movie I had never seen action like this in any other movie

  • @hmd3278
    @hmd3278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Still not as bad as the worst film of 2009. you guys all know what I'm talking about, the one... based of off the anime

    • @KARTD90
      @KARTD90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      oh no, you're not talking about....

    • @HappyCloud1995
      @HappyCloud1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      skippybull2ragingbull Oh my God!!!!!!!!!

    • @allanavalos4379
      @allanavalos4379 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit not dragonball evolution anything but that giant piece of shit!👎

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +NintendoGuy 910 I agree. While Revenge of the Fallen wasn't very good, I'd honestly watch _that_ over Dragonball: Evolution anyday.
      And while this is my least favorite of all the Transformers movies (even though I like all the TF movies, both the original animated and live-action movies), there are some pretty decent moments, like the Shanghai battle scene, the fight between Optimus Prime and Megatron in the forest, and the desert battle with the soldiers.
      But yeah, there are so many moments I didn't like, such as the dumb juvenile humor (like the dog humping, pot brownies, the constant sex jokes, etc.) that had me raising my eyebrow than laughing.
      Plus, Skids and Mudflap were pointless.
      So yeah, I have pretty mixed reactions to this movie. While I do think it's bad, I still like it.

    • @shadowofchaos41
      @shadowofchaos41 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That came out in 2009 too? Wow that is just not a great year for films

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Note for feature review scripts: Make all jokes consist of laughing about your own jokes.

    • @User-xw6kd
      @User-xw6kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It works though. It's funny.

  • @siftymh1799
    @siftymh1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Am I the only one that thought this movie was FUN

    • @zerochi2119
      @zerochi2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's all its supposed to be tbh, when you look at it as a film that's when things get sideways (no pun intended)

    • @justincren8259
      @justincren8259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even tho the comedy was a bit weird but I liked it. Tbh I didn't mind the pacing of the movie.

    • @Miller_Lite
      @Miller_Lite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Cren i like the movie and still enjoy this movie.

  • @Duphe
    @Duphe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha these reviews are a real treat.

  • @PerfectSuperSaiyan
    @PerfectSuperSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Never mind it was bad....but the forest scene is awesome

    • @jonathansefcik473
      @jonathansefcik473 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PerfectSuperSaiyan But EVERYTHING else is bad.

  • @keefriff99
    @keefriff99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris's utterly defeated facial expressions are the best. Only Michael Bay can destroy a film critic's resolve like that.

  • @benediktgraf8659
    @benediktgraf8659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There were 2 really great things about the movie: The Credit Songs "New Divide" by Linkin Park and "21 Guns" by Green Day...

  • @Casey3-P-O
    @Casey3-P-O 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love ur channel dude. just wanted to tell u that.

  • @kiieff2610
    @kiieff2610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Let me guess, Chris grew up with Transformers.

    • @jaydanto
      @jaydanto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ZeuS - if he did, he would have just called him devastated not "the devastator"

  • @marlinfan1995
    @marlinfan1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Transformers nerd alert: Touching the cube sliver made him go crazy because the information found a new vessel after the cube was destroyed.
    Ok, you may carry on now

    • @potatobug5136
      @potatobug5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks. I kinda needed that.

  • @covagotnext8337
    @covagotnext8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was 9 when I watched this movie in IMAX theaters with my mom when it just came out. I loved it, being that young for the 1st and 2nd transformers was so awesome. The optumis fight when he goes 1 on 3, in this movie, is legendary

  • @jakek6090
    @jakek6090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:29 imagine hearing this without context

  • @Earmitage
    @Earmitage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have so much nostalgia surrounding this movie, I guiltily love it.

  • @joshcota5655
    @joshcota5655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You forgot about the killer sex doll transformer thing. wtf was that?

  • @breadcurate62
    @breadcurate62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I actually love it. It’s good in a cheesy way. I loved the Egypt set.

  • @jameswhee
    @jameswhee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Screams like he's addicted to ecstasy" 😂 sounds like someone has a sheltered life haha