Steel - Hilariocity Review
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Chris Stuckmann reviews Steel, as part of his Hilariocity segment. Reviews for movies that are such atrocities, they're hilarious.
I think we should all start saying "son of a butt"
I guess that seems logical since we all came out of a butt when we came into the world. But sum weird meaningless thing with eyes and a mouth and long hair was attached to it helping the butt care for us.
I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it.
He's actually saying "Son of a Buck"....As lame as it is it is a thing.
Beardsley McBeard "The son of a buck fumbled the damn football."
3rd Gunman that's bullshit, it's son of a but.
I realize this movie (and review) is old, but I think they makers of Steel missed out on calling it Shaquille o' Steel.
Jesse Russo If I ever meet him, I swear I'm calling him that.
I saw this in theaters when I was 10, I liked it at the time but my dad fell asleep, I now know why
James Buschell Holy crap that had to have been torture.
I saw Cutthroat Island in the theater.
yea, i saw it also as a kid and liked it, I just thought steel's base/hideout was pretty cool
Your dad is pretty cool my dad did similar stuff lol, just pay it forward and all is well
*Fun fact: that cop that made the Home Alone face, he played Michael Jordan's dad in Space Jam*
Wow, this is probably the single least important piece of knowledge ever uttered or put into writing in the history of mankind.
@@christophzeit6282 No it's not.
Z Tom berry also plays Billikens in the first 2 Fast and Furious movies
I love Space Jam more than that because of the Looney Tunes even the hot Lola Bunny.
Deep cut
"When ever someone falls off a building that you don't want to die, there's going to be a dumpster."
John Wick 3: "Hold my rifle."
Oh, and the dumpster is not full of dangerous metal bars and broken glass.
Assassins Creed: Hold My Blade
Make that "hold my pencil"
I don't know I thought that scene was planned btw them
Garfield: Hold my truck full of lasagna
I just realized... Steel has a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than fantastic four (2015)
+Timothy Seals cause it's fun
+Timothy Seals cause it's fun
+Timothy Seals Because it's fantastic four...
+Timothy Seals 9% for 4stic and 12% for steel...omg
+Timothy Seals 9% for 4stic and 12% for steel...omg
at least he didn't have rubber nipples
This movie is laughably bad it was made to be serious which makes it all the more brilliant of a so bad its good movie.
Batman and Robin was made not to be like Batman Forever
Or bat butt
Ebbi the Tigress And Keen the Koala you mean son of a butt.
STEEL NIPS!
b a t n i p s
If a gang told me they had laser guns, I'd join them in a heartbeat
Samuel Walker Good joke.
Pew pew pew...
Zapp Zapp Zapp 🔫
I'd only join after they show me the laser guns.
Everybody can claim to have laser guns, so proof is required!
Lol
Not gonna lie my sister referred to this as Black Robocop
That’s genuinely the best possible title for this movie
@@crunchy1547 what about stud of steel
You have NO idea how much I laughed with your comment
Hilarious
"This is a DC COMICS FILM, not Shaq's personal mixtape!!!"
I disagreed with him on that one. I trust a mixtape from Shaq way more than any soundtrack from a DC movie.
The whole film's Shaq's vanity project
Claire Pettie DC gave us iconic themes from John Williams, Danny Elfman, and Hans Zimmer and great hits like Kiss From a Rose and The Beginning is the End is the Beginning.
Demographics...Black Panther soundtrack uses a lot of hip hop too. It’s how the studio panders for an audience.
@@clairepettie speaks volumes for your taste
Steel woulda been better had Shaq being playing some sort of Genie or something.
Omfg just passed out laughing
***** Let's green egg and ham it!
CMON N SLAM
BroPoke love you
BroPoke CMON AN SLAM
"that damn souffle has more character development than anyone else in this movie." i laughed way too hard at that line
me to
Im sorry, but when my grandmother was baking a cake nobody was allowed near the kitchen.
"l'll make it right even if it kills me... "
Have to wonder what was in that cake. spider fingers maybe
Being loudly shushed because you can't disturb the soufflé: Not Fucking Funny.
Ok...
@@kaylew108 Im sorry, but when my grandmother was baking a cake nobody was allowed near the kitchen.
That guy who screams "No!! " at the grenade scene is hilarious!!!
Curton6693 Damn, I thought I was the only was ROFL at the scene.
Just when u think shit can’t any more cringey 😬 lol
@@IsaiahKeene nO!
This is not an action film only a Looney Tunes cartoon. Lmao 🤣😆!
I just wanna say cringy
"The grenade doesn't explode for 20 seconds."
It's a leftover grenade from Die Hard 2.
Captain Canuck I think the grenades from Die Hard 2 look more realistic then Steel
Oh come on that's ridiculous! Die Hard 2's grenades exploded within half the time!
If a 7'1" human being tackles you wearing a bodysuit composed of solid steel plating, you will die. You'd be safer with a flaming helicopter landing on you.
350 pound 7'1" monster*
It's like the Arkham City shield "takedown" where Batman slams a car door at full force directly into someone's neck. That's 100% lethal.
You know, you could do a gods of Egypt hillaryocity now
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skt Vlogs He could also do 1 for the abomination the worst ever 007 movie Die Another Day.
It's science inaccuracies are astounding
Jason Case, not a hilariocity but no worries. In 2020 he did it.
"Guns are bad, and laser guns are worse."
Chris Stuckmann.
Truly words to live by.
SarcyseTiranin Guns aren’t “bad”, people are “bad.” An inanimate object cannot cause harm. More people are killed every year by knife than by gun.
HEATHER Leigh ffs YES YES WE KNOW!!! Is it ok with you if we make some god damn jokes now?
@@heatherleigh696 Found the gun nut.
@police-and-military-are-welfare-whores with a name like this, of course you'd think that.
Robocoon
22:25 that part is just pure gold.
drhploveboat So is him missing and the towel lands on the dog's face and the line at least he still has a imperfect record.
nothing beats that "NOOO!!!"
watch it on repeat: "NOOO!!! NOOO!!! NOOO!!! NOOO!!!"
drhploveboat Pretty sure the dip line is just as great.
It’s beautiful
I got to say, this is a hell of a "guilty pleasure" movie for me... When I was a kid I've always thought Stell was kinda a Black Superman, and that was awesome. I wasn't far from reality, even though I didn't know what the inspiration from the movie was drawn from.
Wasn’t Steel introduced in DC after the Death of Superman?
I'd join the fuck out of a gang if there was laser guns
Really Confused by the intro I have it down to four explanations
1. Your Girlfriend sounds a lot like Scarlett Johansson
2. You put a clip of Scarlett Johansson
3. Your Girlfriend is Scarlett Johansson
4. The Flick Pick is at your house and he does not just look like Scarlett Johansson but he also sounds like her.
That's three explanations. What's the 4th?
Nope there is 4. I have numbered them.
stolenbaby2008 He's a friend of Chris. Just check out John Flickster, aka The Flick Pick, watch one of his Q&A videos, and you'll probably understand
I'm really jealous of him if number 3 is correct.
MarkDeMort
I'd even be jealous if 1 is correct
Still not more amusingly bad than Shaq as a hip hop genie.
I'm ashamed to admit I watched that movie like 30 times as a kid,
Dark Horus - Gaming so did I! I had awful taste as a child lol
nah, that movie is way better
"That's enough! That's enough my ass is on fire!" The accompanying faint laughter in the background made it all too perfect... It's probably the filmmakers realizing that this line is dumb
" I knew I smelled some nuts roasting. :D "
"THIS IS A DC COMICS MOVIE, NOT SHAQ'S PERSONAL MIX-TAPE!!!"
...nearly pissed myself on that one.
Chris is a lot funnier and more energetic in this video than he seems nowadays
Morgan Freeman's favorite freckle He's more energetic in the Hilariocity reviews
married life has clearly taken its toll on him.
Your name is just amazing
You watch a few of these movies and lose your will to live
My Name is Nicky I know you're being facetious, but I've seen them together and they really have good chemistry... Ah well you never truly know I guess! XD
There'a a hole up there!
But I never mak-*BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Wouldn't you be perfectly fine as long as you held down the spoon?
@@PongoXBongo once the spoon is released the reaction starts... You can't release the spoon then hold it again to prevent exploration
@@shizukousapostle1stapostle710 You and so many others overlook the obvious.
He is an ex-soldier and can't throw a grenade.
"the fucking Soufflé has more character development than anyone in this movie" I laughed so hard hahaha omg this is gold
The women in the steel mill are walking around without protective gear around molten metal...
CALL OSHA
I love the concept of a 7,1 guy trying to keep a secret identity as a superhero
It should've been either Denzel Washington or Wesley Snipes in the role.
I used to like this movie as a kid haha i guess kids today who loved transformers 4 will realize 15-20 years from now how shitty it really is
Agreed
I don't think is fair to say that movies made for kids are shitty, if you pleased you target audience you did a good job, i liked this movie too when i was a kid.
llllllllllll i didnt say movies for kids are shitty, but when your a kid you dont dont see things the same way as an adult
I'm literally in the exact same boat as you. Except I haven't rewatched it.. Last time I watched was when I was like 6.
That grenade scene is legendary.
It's like a scene out of naked gun!
This and Nostalgia Critic's review are fantastic XD
Supermovies yup
NC review - This movie is one of the worst! I'm gonna roast the hell out of this crap!
Chris's review - This movie... I question everything about this film and I mean everything... what is even... what is this? 😂
You have to drink a lot of BEER beer to enjoy this movie 😀😥
Double toasted has a good take on it
That kid made Kim Kardashian famous.
Shaddowkhan dont remind us haha
Ray J is his name
I just re-discovered your channel so bing watching...watched the Battlefield Earth video before this so Steel looks Oscar worthy in comparison.
Chris, I'm so so sorry to ask this of you, but.....we need a Hilariocity review of Birdemic..... I know that will mean you need to watch it, but the sacrifice will be worth it.....to us. :)
why dont you do a hilariocity review of captain america 1990 its so funny you have to review it (hilariocity review)
please do a hilariocity review of captain america 1990
Oh my god Chris, that bit with the grenade and your reaction almost killed me laughing.
Shaq was about 24 when this movie was shot.
The Garbage Day guy...that needs to be the next Hilariocity
11:47 The music made me die laughing XD
Haha I have to say it's odd I keep bumping into you in the comments. You doing okay?
"Magical elevator-breaking button." -Chris Stuckmann, 2014.
CHRIS PLEASE MAKE 'SPAWN' YOUR NEXT HILARIOCITY REVIEW!!!
If that's so then his next Hilariocity review would also be from 1997, lets give you the facts:
Steel (1997)
Spawn (1997)
Impending Rival So?
SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN SPAWN!!!
Chris never did find out what Steel was doing in his house...
...like if you cri evertiem.
😂😭😭
Can you do a hilariocity of Catwoman??!
Happened last month..
Well, I'll be a son of a butt.
dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs
The irony... they couldn't use one cuss word so they used another
@@nathanbarnes6869 I particular like the bit when he called that guy "a fucking cunt".
The music made the movie hilarious and stupid XD
Supermovies Its actually pretty decent if you just listen with out the movie playing
Shaq should have starred in a video game instead... oh wait.
It did and it's awful.
Sparkie looks like a deranged Dalek when she starts shooting those sonic beams lol.
"YES!!!!"
"NOHHHH!!!!!!!" he sounded like a terrified Scooby Doo xD
How can you NOT love a movie with lines like:
"Thought I smelled some nuts roasting."
"Well, I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs."
"Son of a butt!"
I laughed so much.
Thanks Chris!
Do Catwoman 2004!!!
lol Way too easy I rather Chris do bad movies hardly anybody remember because that's how bad there really are. I would like Chris to tackle Pluto Nash one of the biggest box office bombs.
Johnny Boy Or better yet, Tank Girl.
sfighter00 Howard the Duck.
breeeegs Showgirls.
breeeegs Even better.
That shirt is fucking awesome
actually, you're wrong about the wheelchair. If she's shooting lasers or plasma or soundwaves there would be no recoil because those types of projectiles do not have mass. No mass, no applicable strength.
Of course, the people making the movie probably didn't know that, so it is still a mistake on their part... I think.
Lmao no.
I feel so sorry for you having to watch that movie...lol. It was soooooo bad. I wish that they had copied from the comic more ... ya know what just do a remake. Steel could have been DCs Cyborg. Cause they picked the wrong character to add to JLA. Not...a....good...movie...lol
Funny thing is they didn't even try to connect it to the comics. They just had a movie deal with Shaq and said "we need a black superhero for Shaq to play." This was shameless marketing drivel.
13:42 they change son-of-a-bitch but at 12:09 they allowed the word shit. Makes sense
Chris review House of the Dead! Please. Worst movie I ever seen!
Deadpool I don't even want to know haha
Deadpool but House of the Dead was actually in theaters
House of the Dead is a really bad movie, while House of the Dead 2 is a decent one. It's not an Oscar winning movie, but it's at least fun and a major improvement from the first one.
Any Uwe Boll film, would be good material for a hilariocity review.
He should also do a review on the directors cut which Uwe Boll named "the funny version" (I am not joking) where he just adds fart jokes and other dumb shit to random scenes of the movie, and listen to the commentary it makes it even worse.
The "kid" in this movie is Ray J. lol. The guy who made the Kardashians and Jenners multi-millionaires, sort of successful music career and R&B singer Brandy's little brother which is how he got his part.
11:51 Another basketball reference. The Dikembe Mutumbo finger wave.
Don’t call it a costume. It’s not a costume. They just plastered Metal all over Shaq and just called it a costume.
22:52
*This scene always bothered me lol*
*I thought it was gonna end with them kissing...but no...*
They just hug like idiots
_Who's friendzoning who here?_ 😂
Hollywood can't show you black man be with a white woman .
This movie was aimed at children and interracial couples weren't widely accepted in the 90s. Honestly it isn't in many movies now. But kids aren't stupid, we knew they were a thing.
thecouchpotatocom lmfaooo even as a kid I thought they should’ve been together or something.
Torque from the year 2004, directed by Joseph Kahn, starring Martin Henderson, Adam Scott(WTF!), Ice Cube, Matt Schulze.... and Dane Cook(FUCK!!!)
That movie is so over top, full of WTF moments like the chicks fighting using their bikes or the supersonic bike. But it has the hottest villainess in film: Jaime Pressly in black leather :D
Imo
Korean directors from Korea > Korean-American directors
I always thought Batman would be so much better if there was a subplot about Alfred cooking a Turkey or something.
I'm sure there would be in the 60's TV series
@I. Wynn Wynn Good one xD
I would watch that.. like it's batman, only The Nanny, with Mr. Sheffield being Bruce Wayne, alfred is niles.. and its friggin hilarious.
@Mia Smith way back my dad and i did the same 🤣😂 we kept him in there though
11:44 That's also a basketball reference.
Dikembe Mutombo does that after he blocks a shot, if you're wondering.
@@lich5164four then Jordan did it to Motumbo 😂
For the most part, Chris is on point as usual pointing out the MANY flaws with this movie. However, I believe one or two of his criticisms maybe due to a little bit of a culture barrier. For instance, the about all the kids in the neighborhood knowing Shaq's character. In black neighborhoods it is not uncommon for the younger generation to be well acquainted with the oldheads that come back to the neighborhood, especially if that person was popular with the locals before they left the neighborhood initially. Also, I didn't have a problem with the movie soundtrack.
Don't get me wrong though. I agree that this movie was TERRIBLE and some of the other direction fails that Chris pointed out made me laugh.
Its fucking garbage
The soundtrack is trash, it's poorly implemented and repetitive
Hey Chris that’s not just some kid, that kid is why Kim kardashian if famous 😭
Lol, from the looks the damn souffle had a story arc XD.
Space Jam meets Super-Heroes sounds good to me
your reaction to the grenade shot had me dying!!!!!!
No.
Shaq: Amazing Basketball player, Decent rapper, Horrible actor
Why don't we just leave it at amazing basketball player?
The cop actually said "Son of a buck" a lot of older men especially deer hunters will say that especially if theyre from the midwest. I've heard my grandpa say that several times throughout my life
Chris, you son-of-a-butt!
Your shirt is eberything! Where did you get it?
Next hilariocity should be on Blade Runner. What a tragedy of a movie.
Jesus christ, calm your asses. Does everyone blindly love Blade Runner THAT FUCKING MUCH that they can't take a small joke? God, I could call every movie by the Coen brothers a piece of shit, and I could get less hate from their hardcore fanboys.
DUDe finally!! i finally found someone smoking some really good shit because if anyone calls that movie bad than they must smoke some really awesome shit. so whacha smoking? I MUST KNOW
People like you are the reason people like me need medication
machende mulu me?
So I'm not the only one who thinks Blade Runner was terrible..
Say what you will about the movie for me personally I love the movie and I mean even if you hate it you have to admire it on a technical level and the fact that its was made in 82! The production design and special effects are better than most of the cgi filled shit stains that are released every year.
That grenade was as bad as the ones in Die Hard 2.
Thought I smelled some nuts roasting 🤣🤣
When i got to the grenade part, I could not stop laughing at your reaction LOLLL
Steel makes TASM2 look like The Avengers.
I really enjoyed The Amazing Spiderman 2.
Indeed. That movie bored the fuck outta me.
Stfu that movie was good
Peter Ben. Parker well tams 2 was not the best but it is not the worst. I don't know why people think tams is better that movie was boring as hell tams will be 4th best.
PlaeseKillMenow pls It made me fall asleep... Twice.
Chris, do an hilirocity review for troll 2
THISS IZ MY HOUSSSSSSE
I was "listening" to this while cooking, and when you said Judd Nelson, my mind thought Judd Hirsch, and the whole time i thought Judd Hirsch was the villian.. Put the Hilariocity Spectrum on another level !!!!
He said "ET n Elliot" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😭😭😭😭 that comparison is so rude without him even realising it
I really admire you Chris. You do some hilariocity about Meteor Man?
He can't because that was a good movie. No comedic value 😊😅
Hilariocity for Kazaam
Shaq Fu anyone? (sound of crickets)
Your wish was fulfilled
If think steel is bad review double team with dennis rodman.
God was that movie bad! ...
mike white Double Team is a masterpiece compared to this turd
bread_n_butter I got something that blows ALL of those out of the water. SIMON SEZ with Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook. If you hated Cook before, you're really gonna fucking hate him in this. My God, it is SHIIIIIIT!
MrAlcazar
Wow I gotta see that :D
MrAlcazar He is NOT lyng...Simon Sez is WAY worse
At least Double Team...at LEAST it has a JCVD chaser.
You know what you get from one of his movies.
But Simon Sez should banned in all countries.
I'm quite certain that the finger wave was a shot at fellow NBA big man Dikembe Mutombo who was well known for doing the finger wave after he blocked a shot. And is his uncle actually Fred Sanford? This character definitely needs and deserves a total reboot. Maybe with Idris Elba? But it definitely needs to have Steel be the highly intelligent character he is in the comics.
It looks so shitty but it also looks hilarious. I actually want to watch it for the laughs and the douche chills
BEST INTRO INTO A REVIEW, EVER :D !!!
And yet, according to rotten tomatoes, this is a BETTER movie than Fan4tastic!
Make of it what you will ;)
Ohhhh dude i laughed so hard when you said the soufle had the most character development hahahaha
I think the police officer said, "Son of a buck".
I really think you should start including what the budget of each of these films was, as well as how it did at the box office. I think that would really help put things into perspective. Because some of these movies, even though they are just awful, did well for some reason (or well enough).
the souffle scene is funny because black people don't make souffle lol
"Son of the Mask" or "Spymate" Hilariocity Review PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE Chris !!!
The 90s were dark times for superheroes films. I don't like remember those times...
I loved this movie as a kid I liked Kazam a lot too, I guess I was into Shaq movies.
Honestly shaq was only cast because he looks like John Henry Irons
No shit?
okay,this is totally non-contextual but i love your t-shirt!!!
This video has inspired me to start saying son of a butt.
Worst grenade ever.
It's one of those Basketball Grenades, that only goes off if you make a successful free throw.
9:04 Maybe she's not really one for eye contact? Just saying.
22:18 _The Simpsons Movie_ did it better 10 years later.
10:13 Michael Jordan in Space Jam is being used as a comparison for good acting? MICHAEL JORDAN???? SPACE JAM????
Space Jam is unironically a pretty good movie tbh