"I just sold my homing pigeon again" "How many do you GOT!?" Uh, it's a homing pigeon. It goes home. That's what it does. It's in the name. He's selling the same pigeon each time.
20:20 I think the most effective ten letter message to use is “Get in my van” works every time, I always dump them when I catch them on the phone with some guy named “the police”. What does a guy have to do to find love in this day and age?
I once typo'd youtube by having my hand slightly to the left or right of where it should have been. Literally all the letters were wrong. And someone had predicted this precise typo, and it led me to a youtube video proclaiming "You were trying to type youtube" or something. Laughed so hard. Got me, random internet bro. Got me good.
I'm going to answer the question from 19:05 just because. "Coffee sends a signal to your stomach to release gastrin. This kicks off a wave of contractions in your gut called peristalsis. Peristalsis moves food and liquid through the intestines. For some people, this leads to a trip to the bathroom in just a few minutes." from good RX
OH MY GOD I AM DYING ACTUALLY DYING AT 7:38 THE WAY HE SAYS IT SO CALMLY LIKE hi, genital! im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane
@@adamb89 I don't eat fast food due to health reasons, but as many people as I see crowding those drive thru's I can't imagine it would be that fast, and with all the Trump stickers, and Jesus fish on those cars, got to imagine it is lousy with Karen's... Call it a huntch.
1:00:05 Psy's first message translates to: "Don't worry! Just dance to Gangnam Style!" The second message is just the lyrics to Gangnam Style, but Romanized.
EmKay’s laugh is so wholesome and contagious😂 you can tell that he’s truely having fun. I wish i could have a laugh like that, i think my laughter sounds fake even if i’m laughing for real
The blood guy's number has the same area code as me 😂 The fact that he looks familiar is making it worse 😂 I'm so tempted to print a picture of the flyer out and put it behind that counter where I work, just incase that's why he looks familiar 😂
For those who are looking for the comic series at 53:57 , that is big Nate from Lincoln Peirce. (I love that series a lot- this little bit caught me off-guard.)
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HOW CAN HE DO THE CHILLS VOICE SO WELL ITS NOT FAAAAAAIIIRRRRR
😩
*waaaaaaaa*
@@Only_MOnarch bonk go to weird jail
Much better than Chills does it
I read this in the voice
holy shit Damien can do a perfect chills impression
Wheres the timestamp?
@@Aqua_Blox2:55
Coincidence?, I think not
@@Aqua_Blox 2:55
@@ValWinters Thx!
why tf was the chills impression so on point???
chills impressions are easy
damien is chills
Who is chills
@@ArdLighta memed horror channel
Not the Chills voice we deserve, but the Chills voice we needed
27:10 Watching this at 1 am and just suddenly hearing an entirely different voice with different mic quality scared the crap out of me.
12:33 AM and scared the shit out of me too.
i had to replay it to make sure I wasn't being stalked
Same here
T e n
I stg that chills impression was so good it got me second guessing whether that was a cameo or just an impression lol
I THOUGHT ITWAS A PART OF AN ACTUAL VIDEO!!! WTF U MEAN, "IMPRESSION"!?
When him or Robin laugh it just brings me pure joy 🙂.
Ngl 8ve been watching this channel for 3 years now and its still good, it has every thing you need mixed together
8ve?? are you a gray girl with 8 eyes and conditional immortality?
Okay
That was the best Chills impression ever
Aka another excuse to just enjoy our boi Damien and his wheezes. Love it!! ♥
A lot of r/comedyheaven content in one big video? This is going to be good 👍
Also Damien’s Chills impressions always make me laugh every time!
It was weird Gen Z ass humour never makes me laugh. Also your dad asked if anyone's asking
@@Sumirevins
Really? For me it takes a lot to make me laugh & I will
@@Sumirevinserm who asked
"I just sold my homing pigeon again"
"How many do you GOT!?"
Uh, it's a homing pigeon. It goes home. That's what it does. It's in the name. He's selling the same pigeon each time.
Ermmmm ackuillly, it’s called a racing pigeon 🤓👆
By George I think the kids got it - and shared it. Hoe nice
0:30 as a certified Atheist, I can confirm we do, infact, make smoothies this way
Thank god you pointed this out, as an atheist I deem it necessary to confirm this
Try using a blender with a lid on it. That just looks like a pitcher. Too messy.
@@NotSoMuchFrankly thanks!
@@yellowbacon69thank who
@@stuartblittley3531 well this is awkward
I feel like this guy makes himself laugh more then actually seeing the memes
Aren't we all at some point?
I have stage 3 gengar😢
A hero to all of us laughing... on the inside. 🤣
Relatable
The "murky waters of Miass" had be dying for 10 minutes straight
That chills impression is insane
20:20 I think the most effective ten letter message to use is “Get in my van” works every time, I always dump them when I catch them on the phone with some guy named “the police”. What does a guy have to do to find love in this day and age?
34:07
Not exact, but this definitely reminded me of a certain youtube apology video LMAO
that "ten" at 27:10 gave me a heart attack.
Ikr who even is that
Sammeee😭😭😭
i thought i was hacked
SAMMMME
@@rerorero8168 it was the editor
3:08 that chills voice is very good damien
I CRIED WHEN YOU DID THE “there is no room for forgiveness… only anger” in the Burger King foot lettuce voice 😂😂😂
it is called the chills voice
55:19 that sniper impression tho
"let the juggalo jugga-live" -Damien
Words i stand by completely
9:40 for those wondering where
11:06 Stalin is barfing the water that came from Miass
Why can Damien do such a good Chills impression? I know other people commented on this, but how?
This guy is always so happy with himself and I love it !!
I’m sure that most people here would agree that with all of the narrator’s commentary, all Emkay videos are r/ComedyHeaven 😂
138 likes and no replys?
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@@ShadowPrime69Now 167 bc of me:)
DAMIEN CAN DO A CHILLS AND BRODY IMPRESSION SO WELL-
"F22 Jet Plane"
"Oh sweet, could I get a ride in you? My friends would be SO jealous!"
Okay okay but Pukicho is hilarious, id die to see a compilation of Emkay reading Pukicho comments XD
Damien not getting the homing pigeon is so funny to me
half of comedyheaven is just comedycemetery in disguise and vice versa
1:13 the ungodly noise I made when I saw this 😂😂😂😂😂
At this point I think he is chills and nothing can change my mind
dude daMIEN IS THE BESTT NARRATOR why is EVERYTHING HE SAYS so goddamn funny
Damn the chills impression was top notch, it was also so unexpected lmao
Yeah it was perfect lol
Who is chills
4:00 it’s the smartest vampire. Making money, and eating good.
It’s the gooless screech!
8:58 "his cellmate enters him like he's the sea to a whale"💀💀
Ooof
WHY IS THE CHILLS VOICE SO IMMACULATE
I forgot this video was an hour long and was patiently waiting for it to end…I got to 30:27 before I realized it was taking a bit longer than usual.
49:01 I LOVE HEARING SOMEONE TRYING TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE LMAO
11:46 This dog looks like Dr. Eggman.
WTF YOU'RE RIGHT
24:53 I agree though, let people do what they want, so he definitely deserves that response
I love how he laughed at his own joke on 11:12
my ass
and it was his classic loud wheeze 😂
@@gachabloxgirl3958 what the fu
I laughed too bro
it was so sudden XD the laugh was funnier than the joke lol
I once typo'd youtube by having my hand slightly to the left or right of where it should have been. Literally all the letters were wrong. And someone had predicted this precise typo, and it led me to a youtube video proclaiming "You were trying to type youtube" or something. Laughed so hard. Got me, random internet bro. Got me good.
I'm going to answer the question from 19:05 just because. "Coffee sends a signal to your stomach to release gastrin. This kicks off a wave of contractions in your gut called peristalsis. Peristalsis moves food and liquid through the intestines. For some people, this leads to a trip to the bathroom in just a few minutes." from good RX
for the homing pigeon one, he doesn't have alot of them but its a Homing Pigeon as in it always comes back and then he sells it again
"Im done using drugs for good, now I use them for evil." -Max0r
In what video does he say that?😂
0:49 caught me off guard, looks like a friendly grandpa trying to say hello
27:09 scared me to death when I heard another random voice out of no where💀
Yeah who is that???
It’s an automated voice
Probably like siri or something
"when your in the murky waters of miass" Is the best thing ive seen tiday
Damien is the best...just the best. Love that guy
22:18 Reverse osmosis is the process of removing salt from water via evaporation, (if I remember correctly)
19:49 “Very Far Away Horse” sounds like a horror game Manlybadasshero would play.
2:59 why is it so good?! THE VOICE IS TOO GOOD!
I like how they put r/Confidentlyincorrect in the description that was confidently incorrect for sure !
"Dis a poopoo doodoo" absolutely KILLED me I'm so immature 😭
11:36 man the people at ant simulator really doing a depressive job
"Oh no, Ricardo López Silva is going rogue!" *gunshots*
"HE'S TOO STRO-" *neck snap noises*
19:18 Peter, the horse is here
your brody & burger king foot lettuce impressions are actually unreal.
21:55 holy shit it’s Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy’s.
HOLY CRAP WHY DOES DAMINE MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUNYNNYYNY
OH MY GOD I AM DYING ACTUALLY DYING AT 7:38 THE WAY HE SAYS IT SO CALMLY LIKE hi, genital! im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane
it jus souNds so passive agressive i can't 😭😭😭😭
The fact Robin thought about pirate bees is either adorable or he doesnt know about islands...
Damien makes literally everything 1000% funnier
2:55 ok. We all have to agree that he’s really good at this voice.
Yes
19:26 I never woke up so fucking fast when playing video games until this bit right here.
31:29 the full diary series is actually really sad
22:10 he has one homing pigeon, but homing pigeons always return home. The pigeon keeps coming back lmao
11:15 the wheeze
Chick-fil A being number one shows how much fast food people with "strong beliefs" eat... cool, I guess.
Never set foot in one myself. And there's one like 10 minutes away.
@@adamb89 I don't eat fast food due to health reasons, but as many people as I see crowding those drive thru's I can't imagine it would be that fast, and with all the Trump stickers, and Jesus fish on those cars, got to imagine it is lousy with Karen's... Call it a huntch.
@@Cocpain unrelated but I love your pfp. Primus is a great band, antipope is really underrated too
"I'll run against the grain till the day I drop..."
I meant to respond to you, @ The Big Stink
Their food ain't that great. And of course Fox is gonna plug Some s***** little restaurant that funds Christo- fascist organizations.
nice chills impression, but IT WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MINE
ayo let’s go scoliosis gang
29:48
Aussie perspective (me): Thats so adorable why should I run????
i like how the description says r/Confidentlyincorrect
I never thought I would be called a 'funky spine friend'. My life is now complete.
I miss Damien.☹
I dont 😂
because ide know who he is, i am new here
Same
@@-Beliver-Edits- you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
@@-Beliver-Edits- he's a very wholesome guy with funny laughs. He got me laughing like a maniac everytime i watch him
@@SmoothCriminal69 lol
i don’t use reddit but this sub is my absolute favorite, legends only
I still can't get over his chill voice 😅
r/comedyheaven was gen z memes before gen z memes was a thing
35:00 I WANT A RAINBOW SQUALLET WITH A MULLET RIGHT NOW
Isaac: *wipes forehead*
Newton: dont wipe me again
38:26 bro used a willhelm scream
1:00:05 Psy's first message translates to: "Don't worry! Just dance to Gangnam Style!"
The second message is just the lyrics to Gangnam Style, but Romanized.
EmKay’s laugh is so wholesome and contagious😂 you can tell that he’s truely having fun. I wish i could have a laugh like that, i think my laughter sounds fake even if i’m laughing for real
which emkay
@@luigi309i think they mean Damien
ahh yes John Emkay.
29:19 that's clearly miiverse for the 3ds. the screen ratio doesn't match the wii u miiverse screen res.
That chills impression gave me chills lol❤
6:27 Wario's the most Italian man on earth, obviously he's gonna have hairy pepperoni nips and a hairy body
The blood guy's number has the same area code as me 😂 The fact that he looks familiar is making it worse 😂 I'm so tempted to print a picture of the flyer out and put it behind that counter where I work, just incase that's why he looks familiar 😂
You can't spell it Wensday because it's "Wodan's Day" AKA it's Odin's Day. He really doesn't like it when people mangle his name.
Quite correct, as a Pagan.
6:40 "hey if your a homie you gotta let him touch" had me bawling on the floor
WAS THAT MY TEACHER?? 31:11
6:07 got me saying "misserbale" instead of "miserable"
where did he get all that ketchup
tomatoes
27:10 scared the shit out of me
For those who are looking for the comic series at 53:57 , that is big Nate from Lincoln Peirce. (I love that series a lot- this little bit caught me off-guard.)
12:15 i love this so much. Imagine accidentally getting barack obama’s phone number on accident
Me when I am bald ( 31:06 )
“I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones” is actually a great song from the Big Sad
Your chills voice is so good im actually scared that his voice is edited in or that its AI.