"I just sold my homing pigeon again" "How many do you GOT!?" Uh, it's a homing pigeon. It goes home. That's what it does. It's in the name. He's selling the same pigeon each time.
20:20 I think the most effective ten letter message to use is “Get in my van” works every time, I always dump them when I catch them on the phone with some guy named “the police”. What does a guy have to do to find love in this day and age?
EmKay’s laugh is so wholesome and contagious😂 you can tell that he’s truely having fun. I wish i could have a laugh like that, i think my laughter sounds fake even if i’m laughing for real
I'm going to answer the question from 19:05 just because. "Coffee sends a signal to your stomach to release gastrin. This kicks off a wave of contractions in your gut called peristalsis. Peristalsis moves food and liquid through the intestines. For some people, this leads to a trip to the bathroom in just a few minutes." from good RX
I once typo'd youtube by having my hand slightly to the left or right of where it should have been. Literally all the letters were wrong. And someone had predicted this precise typo, and it led me to a youtube video proclaiming "You were trying to type youtube" or something. Laughed so hard. Got me, random internet bro. Got me good.
40:29 The rose joke is a reference to a US navy battle ship called Maurice Rose, and I believe the sons name "Freedom of Navigation Operations" is in relation to Admiral Hugh Rodman who was stationed aboard the rose for transportation of soldiers, civilians, and equipment across the waters back in 1950
1:00:05 Psy's first message translates to: "Don't worry! Just dance to Gangnam Style!" The second message is just the lyrics to Gangnam Style, but Romanized.
@@adamb89 I don't eat fast food due to health reasons, but as many people as I see crowding those drive thru's I can't imagine it would be that fast, and with all the Trump stickers, and Jesus fish on those cars, got to imagine it is lousy with Karen's... Call it a huntch.
The blood guy's number has the same area code as me 😂 The fact that he looks familiar is making it worse 😂 I'm so tempted to print a picture of the flyer out and put it behind that counter where I work, just incase that's why he looks familiar 😂
For those who are looking for the comic series at 53:57 , that is big Nate from Lincoln Peirce. (I love that series a lot- this little bit caught me off-guard.)
HOW CAN HE DO THE CHILLS VOICE SO WELL ITS NOT FAAAAAAIIIRRRRR
😩
*waaaaaaaa*
@@Only_MOnarch bonk go to weird jail
Much better than Chills does it
I read this in the voice
holy shit Damien can do a perfect chills impression
Wheres the timestamp?
@@Aqua_Blox2:55
Coincidence?, I think not
@@Aqua_Blox 2:55
@@ValWinters Thx!
why tf was the chills impression so on point???
chills impressions are easy
damien is chills
Who is chills
@@ArdLighta memed horror channel
Not the Chills voice we deserve, but the Chills voice we needed
I stg that chills impression was so good it got me second guessing whether that was a cameo or just an impression lol
I THOUGHT ITWAS A PART OF AN ACTUAL VIDEO!!! WTF U MEAN, "IMPRESSION"!?
27:10 Watching this at 1 am and just suddenly hearing an entirely different voice with different mic quality scared the crap out of me.
12:33 AM and scared the shit out of me too.
i had to replay it to make sure I wasn't being stalked
Same here
T e n
"I just sold my homing pigeon again"
"How many do you GOT!?"
Uh, it's a homing pigeon. It goes home. That's what it does. It's in the name. He's selling the same pigeon each time.
Ermmmm ackuillly, it’s called a racing pigeon 🤓👆
By George I think the kids got it - and shared it. Hoe nice
I feel like this guy makes himself laugh more then actually seeing the memes
Aren't we all at some point?
I have stage 3 gengar😢
A hero to all of us laughing... on the inside. 🤣
Relatable
0:30 as a certified Atheist, I can confirm we do, infact, make smoothies this way
Thank god you pointed this out, as an atheist I deem it necessary to confirm this
Try using a blender with a lid on it. That just looks like a pitcher. Too messy.
@@NotSoMuchFrankly thanks!
@@yellowbacon69thank who
@@stuartblittley3531 well this is awkward
A lot of r/comedyheaven content in one big video? This is going to be good 👍
Also Damien’s Chills impressions always make me laugh every time!
It was weird Gen Z ass humour never makes me laugh. Also your dad asked if anyone's asking
@@Sumirevins
Really? For me it takes a lot to make me laugh & I will
@@Sumirevinserm who asked
That was the best Chills impression ever
Ngl 8ve been watching this channel for 3 years now and its still good, it has every thing you need mixed together
8ve?? are you a gray girl with 8 eyes and conditional immortality?
Okay
When him or Robin laugh it just brings me pure joy 🙂.
20:20 I think the most effective ten letter message to use is “Get in my van” works every time, I always dump them when I catch them on the phone with some guy named “the police”. What does a guy have to do to find love in this day and age?
Aka another excuse to just enjoy our boi Damien and his wheezes. Love it!! ♥
The "murky waters of Miass" had be dying for 10 minutes straight
that "ten" at 27:10 gave me a heart attack.
Ikr who even is that
Sammeee😭😭😭
i thought i was hacked
SAMMMME
@@rerorero8168 it was the editor
EmKay’s laugh is so wholesome and contagious😂 you can tell that he’s truely having fun. I wish i could have a laugh like that, i think my laughter sounds fake even if i’m laughing for real
which emkay
@@luigi309i think they mean Damien
ahh yes John Emkay.
I CRIED WHEN YOU DID THE “there is no room for forgiveness… only anger” in the Burger King foot lettuce voice 😂😂😂
it is called the chills voice
That chills impression is insane
34:07
Not exact, but this definitely reminded me of a certain youtube apology video LMAO
3:08 that chills voice is very good damien
I’m sure that most people here would agree that with all of the narrator’s commentary, all Emkay videos are r/ComedyHeaven 😂
138 likes and no replys?
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@@ShadowPrime69Now 167 bc of me:)
55:19 that sniper impression tho
"let the juggalo jugga-live" -Damien
Words i stand by completely
9:40 for those wondering where
Why can Damien do such a good Chills impression? I know other people commented on this, but how?
DAMIEN CAN DO A CHILLS AND BRODY IMPRESSION SO WELL-
I'm going to answer the question from 19:05 just because. "Coffee sends a signal to your stomach to release gastrin. This kicks off a wave of contractions in your gut called peristalsis. Peristalsis moves food and liquid through the intestines. For some people, this leads to a trip to the bathroom in just a few minutes." from good RX
Damn the chills impression was top notch, it was also so unexpected lmao
Yeah it was perfect lol
Who is chills
I love how he laughed at his own joke on 11:12
my ass
and it was his classic loud wheeze 😂
@@gachabloxgirl3958 what the fu
I laughed too bro
it was so sudden XD the laugh was funnier than the joke lol
8:58 "his cellmate enters him like he's the sea to a whale"💀💀
Ooof
I once typo'd youtube by having my hand slightly to the left or right of where it should have been. Literally all the letters were wrong. And someone had predicted this precise typo, and it led me to a youtube video proclaiming "You were trying to type youtube" or something. Laughed so hard. Got me, random internet bro. Got me good.
11:06 Stalin is barfing the water that came from Miass
29:19 that's clearly miiverse for the 3ds. the screen ratio doesn't match the wii u miiverse screen res.
Okay okay but Pukicho is hilarious, id die to see a compilation of Emkay reading Pukicho comments XD
This guy is always so happy with himself and I love it !!
WHY IS THE CHILLS VOICE SO IMMACULATE
4:00 it’s the smartest vampire. Making money, and eating good.
It’s the gooless screech!
27:09 scared me to death when I heard another random voice out of no where💀
Yeah who is that???
It’s an automated voice
Probably like siri or something
"F22 Jet Plane"
"Oh sweet, could I get a ride in you? My friends would be SO jealous!"
At this point I think he is chills and nothing can change my mind
0:49 caught me off guard, looks like a friendly grandpa trying to say hello
The fact Robin thought about pirate bees is either adorable or he doesnt know about islands...
1:13 the ungodly noise I made when I saw this 😂😂😂😂😂
half of comedyheaven is just comedycemetery in disguise and vice versa
2:59 why is it so good?! THE VOICE IS TOO GOOD!
I forgot this video was an hour long and was patiently waiting for it to end…I got to 30:27 before I realized it was taking a bit longer than usual.
40:29 The rose joke is a reference to a US navy battle ship called Maurice Rose, and I believe the sons name "Freedom of Navigation Operations" is in relation to Admiral Hugh Rodman who was stationed aboard the rose for transportation of soldiers, civilians, and equipment across the waters back in 1950
19:49 “Very Far Away Horse” sounds like a horror game Manlybadasshero would play.
24:53 I agree though, let people do what they want, so he definitely deserves that response
2:55 ok. We all have to agree that he’s really good at this voice.
Yes
"Im done using drugs for good, now I use them for evil." -Max0r
In what video does he say that?😂
I like how they put r/Confidentlyincorrect in the description that was confidently incorrect for sure !
1:00:05 Psy's first message translates to: "Don't worry! Just dance to Gangnam Style!"
The second message is just the lyrics to Gangnam Style, but Romanized.
22:18 Reverse osmosis is the process of removing salt from water via evaporation, (if I remember correctly)
your brody & burger king foot lettuce impressions are actually unreal.
31:29 the full diary series is actually really sad
22:10 he has one homing pigeon, but homing pigeons always return home. The pigeon keeps coming back lmao
11:36 man the people at ant simulator really doing a depressive job
49:01 I LOVE HEARING SOMEONE TRYING TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE LMAO
6:27 Wario's the most Italian man on earth, obviously he's gonna have hairy pepperoni nips and a hairy body
for the homing pigeon one, he doesn't have alot of them but its a Homing Pigeon as in it always comes back and then he sells it again
Chick-fil A being number one shows how much fast food people with "strong beliefs" eat... cool, I guess.
Never set foot in one myself. And there's one like 10 minutes away.
@@adamb89 I don't eat fast food due to health reasons, but as many people as I see crowding those drive thru's I can't imagine it would be that fast, and with all the Trump stickers, and Jesus fish on those cars, got to imagine it is lousy with Karen's... Call it a huntch.
@@Cocpain unrelated but I love your pfp. Primus is a great band, antipope is really underrated too
"I'll run against the grain till the day I drop..."
I meant to respond to you, @ The Big Stink
Their food ain't that great. And of course Fox is gonna plug Some s***** little restaurant that funds Christo- fascist organizations.
I never thought I would be called a 'funky spine friend'. My life is now complete.
21:55 holy shit it’s Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy’s.
2:22 that's the sound Joker made when falling to his death before being saved by Batman in The Dark Knight
11:46 This dog looks like Dr. Eggman.
WTF YOU'RE RIGHT
dude daMIEN IS THE BESTT NARRATOR why is EVERYTHING HE SAYS so goddamn funny
Damien makes literally everything 1000% funnier
The blood guy's number has the same area code as me 😂 The fact that he looks familiar is making it worse 😂 I'm so tempted to print a picture of the flyer out and put it behind that counter where I work, just incase that's why he looks familiar 😂
Damien is the best...just the best. Love that guy
"when your in the murky waters of miass" Is the best thing ive seen tiday
19:18 Peter, the horse is here
Every time, every time someone does a Chills voice I laugh, it's my goddamn kryptonite, and yours was on point XD
i like how the description says r/Confidentlyincorrect
6:40 "hey if your a homie you gotta let him touch" had me bawling on the floor
38:26 bro used a willhelm scream
Damien not getting the homing pigeon is so funny to me
For those who are looking for the comic series at 53:57 , that is big Nate from Lincoln Peirce. (I love that series a lot- this little bit caught me off-guard.)
i don’t use reddit but this sub is my absolute favorite, legends only
You can't spell it Wensday because it's "Wodan's Day" AKA it's Odin's Day. He really doesn't like it when people mangle his name.
Quite correct, as a Pagan.
"Oh no, Ricardo López Silva is going rogue!" *gunshots*
"HE'S TOO STRO-" *neck snap noises*
I still can't get over his chill voice 😅
35:00 I WANT A RAINBOW SQUALLET WITH A MULLET RIGHT NOW
1:00 I used shit in the backyard, eat dirt, and never wore clothes, what was wrong with me 😂
I miss Damien.☹
I dont 😂
because ide know who he is, i am new here
Same
@@-Beliver-Edits- you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
@@-Beliver-Edits- he's a very wholesome guy with funny laughs. He got me laughing like a maniac everytime i watch him
@@SmoothCriminal69 lol
“I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones” is actually a great song from the Big Sad
where did he get all that ketchup
tomatoes
"Dis a poopoo doodoo" absolutely KILLED me I'm so immature 😭
WAS THAT MY TEACHER?? 31:11
Funny thing about the sawdust experiment... It actually was too much. Like people actually PREFERRED the sawdust bread 😂
ayo let’s go scoliosis gang
29:48
Aussie perspective (me): Thats so adorable why should I run????
11:15 the wheeze
Isaac: *wipes forehead*
Newton: dont wipe me again
who just said 10 at 27:11
That’s what Im wondering
19:26 I never woke up so fucking fast when playing video games until this bit right here.
Your chills voice is so good im actually scared that his voice is edited in or that its AI.
6:07 got me saying "misserbale" instead of "miserable"
Me when I am bald ( 31:06 )