As a sidenote to Robin’s math on what would be earned in 35 years, it would take 20,000 months (or 1,666 years) to earn a million bucks via the $50 a month. So starting early and earning into your retirement won’t help you.
The "pole with a knife" reminds me of a news article from the UK I once read where the police responded to reports of a "man waving a sword around in the street" only to have them taze a blind man with one of those red/white canes.
i've heard WAY too many stories of disabled people getting attacked or mistreated because they weren't able to do something that their disability wouldn't let them do.
@@no-one-1 Sad but true. I remember a story here in the US where Police violently arrested (don’t remember if they tased him also or not) a deaf man for “not following their verbal commands.” 🤦♀️
Okay, Frankenstein's Monster was a Victim... Up until he started killing innocent people, then framing other innocent people for for the murders. At that point the meme response is "Cool Story, Still Murder".
Yep, just as much of an oversimplification to call him a victim as it is to call him a murderer. That said, I fully believe the class had much more nuance than the post did.
Don’t think anyone’s necessarily denying that when mentioning how he’s victimized. Plus, they seem like opposites but really aren’t all that mutually exclusive. In fact, they often go hand in hand. Like a serial killer can be a victim because of childhood abuse but also be… well… a serial killer.
You don’t stop being a victim just because you hurt others; you can be both a bully and a victim, you can be both a killer and someone who was abandoned to die with no knowledge of the world by their creator. He is both a monster and a victim, and that is ultimately the point. Victor realizes that he wronged his creation by creating him just to then almost immediately throw him away, but when asked to right that wrong by giving him a wife, he realizes that enabling his monster to do more monstering, except this time with a wife or a family of creatures who resent him for their existence-it would compound the problem, not fix it. One has to concede that the monster is both correct in his anger at his creator for his loneliness and his suffering... but also wrong to demand others be brought to life or to take lives as compensation for that pain. Also, I would like to mention that, Victor could’ve saved that woman from being executed by telling the truth about what he’d done, but he was selfish and let her die anyway since he didn’t want to admit to making a monster or being at fault. In fact, had Victor taken responsibility at ANY point for the mistakes he had made, things would’ve turned out better. Hell, he never even gave him a NAME.
The funniest thing with the She Hulk thing is that its actually wrong in the MCU . Maria Rambeau was Captain Marvel in Dr. Strange and there's so many examples even before that. Sure do love how they dont fact check lmao
9:17 Not only is this tweet dumb because the $50 a month won’t add to 1 million in your lifetime, but it’s also dumb because it ignores one of the basic principles of finance that cash on hand IS passive income. Invest the 1 million, and even if you went so safe as to get 1% interest per year, you’re getting ~$833 a month, completely blowing the $50 out of the water.
What if I were to get $50 every DAY for the rest of my life and invest half (because I don't understand stock markets and think it sounds like gambling on companies)
@@keriannekerr1876 let's assume none of that except for 50 a day and you lived say 70 years (we'll pretend you're 20 for this) you would make $1,277,500 dollars
9:30 HR person: So, why are you leaving? Employee: I'm not getting paid a living wage. HR person: No! Surely, it must be about the lack of ping-pong tables! We'll have them installed right away! Employee: Give me a raise, idiot!
Employee: Do we at least get more breaks with which to play ping-pong? HR Person: Why are you still here, shouldn't you be working? I already said we will install ping-pong tables what more could you possibly want?
Just additional information for the Hong Kong food expo one, they used to offer free sample of food for people to try out, but the pandemic can’t let them do that anymore. It’s not like they literally banned you from eating in a food expo
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 As long as they stop people from sampling the food, opening the expo should be alright. It's basically just a large place for people to buy unique food products.
Most cactus juice is poisonous. The only remotely safe part on 99.99 cacti is the fruit of a specific species of cactus. So unless you want to get food poisoning and vomit up ten times the amount of water you got from the cactus juice, don’t drink it.
1:11 even if Beth somehow finds a manga with the "correct" binding (according to her) she still wouldn't be able to read it properly because you read the panels from right to left anyway
That was one of their issues with it. Left to right manga is a real thing, but it's less common now than it was back when manga was still trying to break into western markets.
Oh God the girlfriend one, reminded me of an experience a friend of mine had with her ex boyfriend, the moment she had enough, the jackass said and I quote "I didn't know that feelings were studied" (For context, my friend tried to change his self-destructive lifestyle, but the asshole couldn't do anything on his own, because he was emotionally dependent, so she gave him ideas, advice, etc, and they were like that for months, there were times when they were "ok" but in the end she exploded and left him)
For the bison one. Bison have quite poor eyesight, so when a person is running up to them to get a selfie they bison can think it’s a threat. Bison a very, very strong and pissing one off is the last thing you want to do.
Same thing with Rhinos. If you're almost blind and live in the same area as some of the deadliest predators around, seeing any sudden move as a threat is the safer option.
@@UsagiMayunless you are confident in your knowledge on that animal or have someone around you who is and would correct you, assume all wild animals (and probably livestock too) take you as a threat (obviously except for like a dragonfly or smthn but you get what I mean)
the answers 0 tho ig :/ thats what the calculator says anyway and ig pemdas might not apply to this equation since there are no parentheses but i can be wrong idk math :l
@@gabi3365 If your calculator solves each time you enter a symbol, it doesn't use PEMDAS. Some calculators (like the one in Windows 10, I just noticed) follow PEMDAS while solving. SO I put in 6x6, typed + and it solved to 36, but when I typed 1 and hit x, it did not solve for 37, knowing that whatever I put in next took priority. Your calculator is stupid. Also, look up PEMDAS.
13:45 Not to be devil's advocate here, but to be fair, the amount of social pressure men recieve to "be manly" which is to say, stoic, strong, emotionless, is probably a factor here. Believe it or not, men aren't just horny workhorses, even if some very toxic people act that way.
man why does robin hate on himself so much. robin, if you’re reading this, you are not stupid and you’re not ugly. if someone from team emkay reads this, please tell robin
When i was little i used to go searching for mushrooms in the woods with my grandpa. If i saw a mushroom and ask him if its poisonous, he would jokingly reply "go ahead and try it, if it is you wont make the same mistake again"
10:20 Yes. People are getting injured. Bison are powerful animals, with horns, and they spook easily. Their standard attack is to gore low and then throw their target into the air. You do not want to experience this. Do not approach.
Yeah same for rhinos. You generally should be respectful of wild animals’ space and avoid making them feel threatened or imposing on them, but you REALLY should be respectful with what’s basically a living battering ram with poor eyesight and a hair trigger. Baffles me how people expect these animals to just be bigger dogs and let them do whatever and how often those people will shove children on them for photos like they’re at a fair. Hate how we humans will harass wild animals and make them fear for their lives or the lives of their young and then demonize them and deem them soooo mean when they try to protect themselves from what they think is literally about to eat them. Why do people expect every animal to be all friendly and gentle?! Not even every dog is that way!
The She-Hulk one made me think of a joke from Venture Bros, to the effect of: female character: "I'd like to see more women in positions of power" black guy: "And more people of color!" guy with purple skin: "And more people of *color*!"
10:17 Yes, at least in my state, Every year without fail, some idiot will try to Pat/take a selfie with the bison and end up either dying or getting gored by them. That is actually common enough we have “merch” that says “do not pet the fluffy cows”.
9:42 to be fair, in my 40 year IT career my main reason for leaving jobs was a-hole managers I couldn't stand any longer after the good one got promoted away. But employers who pay the minimum and don't reward their good employees deserve all the difficulty they get. They seem to forget that within a community a-hole employers get a reputation because people talk to eachother.
They like to use the "more responsibility" thing to pretend people don't want raises. For example: if you get stuck in a dead-end job or location with no hope of promotion, and say that when you leave, they'll read it as "I wanted more work," not "I wanted a promotion because that's how I get better pay."
2:35 This is actually deceptive. I went to look at the original post and the poster had spent $10 dollars on scratch tickets once a week meaning that this is the culmination of around a year of buying scratch tickets.
i dunno how they lost so many also.....i once a month will buy a $2 Scratchie 7/10 times i win. Now i'm probably lucky but even with that how the fuck did they get no wins??
14:38, my mom once told me that since one of my cousins was twice removed that we were far enough apart (genetically) that if we ended up falling in love that it would be fine. My cousin was 13, i was like 16. I have to wonder whats wrong with my family
A study in Australian outback communities found that marrying first cousins has no discernible impact on genetic disorders, diseases, or deformities (in white people). Many non-white countries have always allowed marrying cousins and also see no issues. The taboo against marrying cousins is not based on science. As far as I can tell, it's based on a _theory_ that Darwin had that his family was often sickly because of such marriages, which he wrote in his notes but did nothing to ever test. Which is probably why mostly Western cultures believe in it, but others don't.
@@Bacteriophagebs Something like that happened in my family several generations ago. Interestingly enough I have scoliosis, my mom had scoliosis, my aunt has scoliosis, my aunts kids have scoliosis, my grandmother has scoliosis, and my great grandmother had scoliosis. Go figure.
You know about the pants one. I've recently decided to get a nice kilt. Compared to pants there is a lot less problems in the gentleman's region. No worries of chaffing or sweat build up. No worries of cutting into you or having to adjust things. What I'm saying is. Skirts work better than pants for men. It's just practical. At me. Kilts for all stop the over sexualizion of men.
5:02 Don't put yourself down. Everyone's brain works like this. It isn't for non-scientists only. It's easier for scientists to visualise too. It's just that when filing a report it's more formal to just put the number. That and to be more accurate. There is no other reason 10:21 Yes. Bison are really pissy, to put it lightly
No. Everyone's brain doesn't work like that. You tell me something is as big as 50,000 swimming pools and that just tells me you're trying to tell me it's big. It's not of any help to anyone who might want to have a better idea of the size than "big". Then with no convention as to what to use as basis for comparison, different people (or perhaps even the same person on different occasions) would use different things, thus making it impossible to compare two quantities.
7:48 Composite (Kom Poz Zit) 4:38 Remember in seventh grade when you were discussing the order of operations in math class and the teacher told you the catchy acronym, “PEMDAS” (parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction) to help you remember?
1:56 - That's literally what the movie is about too. But, the most important scene to Frankenstein's Monster's development as a character (the scene where he throws a little girl into a lake because he thinks she'll float like flowers) was cut out because it made the film too morally grey. This scene wasn't reëdited back into the film until the 1980s.
The one about people taking selfies in front of bison is actually really horrible since bison are highly aggressive towards any animal that gets too close and this is an animal that weighs 2-3 tons
... The relationship between a landlord and a tenant *SHOULD* be a symbiotic relationship, with the tenant getting a roof over their head, and the landlord getting money in exchange. However, all too often the landlord seems to get greedy.
That last post, I've met several people who absolutely despise the taste of "normal" water and will literally drink anything else. Even if it dehyrates them instead. Which, most of the time, cactus "water" makes you more dehydrated. For those of you who are able to, get a reverse osmosis system. If makes water freaking glorious, and can be a great long term investment.
10:20 at least three tourists have been gored/trampled by bison this year alone because they get too close and involuntary threaten the bison. Bison are just high capacity assault cows and people treat them like pets.
5:58 Sounds like something she would do. Can confirm, I live in Arizona. She was a news anchor on Fox 10 for a while, and has been making up stuff about her past before becoming a politician. She is not really a Republican, she is just pretending to be.
9:09 If you took the $1M, paid 37% in taxes, and put the rest in a savings account yielding 1%, you would make $525/month just from interest. Now, imagine you put it into something with a better interest rate…
5:46 The fact that the password is stupid kid, but with a 1 instead of i, and Robin can't figure out is the most poetic thing I have encountered today. Thanks for this.
The one thing everyone is forgetting with the Craigslist one is that if you were to start driving that car as it is right now, and drive until it dies, only stopping for fuel, oil changes, maybe battery replacement, tire changes, and other general maintenance purposes that don't involve replacing major portions of the engine, otherwise uninterrupted and unobstructed, you could drive that car almost continuously and it would outlive the next 4-8 generations of humans on the planet and probably cover enough distance to drive from Neptune to the Sun and back with two loops around the circumference of Jupiter both ways. Twice. Because Hondas are notoriously reliable.
@@zerankarrion You're not American, you're South American. When someone says "America", they mean the US. If you want to refer to the the 2 continents, say "the Americas". People don't "forget", they just don't feel like saying "The United States of America" when there's a much simpler phrase
0:48; If I win over 1 billion dollars in the lottery, I don't want to be taxed 2/3rds of the winnings just for winning it, I want to use the full amount for what I want.😤
"Gordon ramsay does something wierd" I see you I hear you BUT Lamb is delicious, and Gordon ramsay is absolutely right to say "yummy" especially how well he cooks
10:17 Bison are actually incredibly dangerous. They should be treated as if they were a moose, but blind. A moose, at least, can see you. Therefore it can look at you and warn you if you get too close, or determine that you’re not a threat and ignore you. A bison is practically blind. It’s severely near-sighted, and can only see things really close to it. This makes it very nervous and prone to defensive aggression. A bison might see a blurry blob, which is actually a person, and think it is a predator. Now, I hope I don’t have to tell you why a bison/buffalo charging at you is incredibly dangerous, but I will anyway. First of all, they run a lot faster than you and them hitting you is like being hit by a car. Second of all, they have those horns on them, which can impale, gash, and stab you which doesn’t sound that fun. They may be curved back, but they usually point their heads down when charging to stick the horns forward. Last but not last, Buffalo usually travel in herds… and when one is spooked, they are all spooked and cause a stampede in the same direction. A lone bison can be sidestepped, and now you’re safe to run away. But a stampede of them will trample you and kill you with barely any shot of surviving. A buffalo, like I said before, should be treated like a moose. Moose are docile, but very easily agitated and will charge and easily kill you. You can hit a moose with a car and it won’t move. This applies to buffalo as well, they won’t move if you hit it with a car (obviously exaggerating, but you know what I mean. They’ll just get up and be pissed, maybe with a broken bone but they’ll ignore it). So, if you every see a bison/buffalo, please stay far away from it. They are a wild animal, and should be treated as such. This goes for any wild animal, and even domesticated livestock. Only animals that are PETS should you ever get close to and take a selfies with or whatever, and even then some pets are dangerous (guard dogs, venomous reptiles/arthropods, angry cat, etc). Basically if you are 100% absolutely sure, after consulting with a reliable source, that the animal is completely safe to interact with, then you can take a selfie or whatnot.
well for the bison thing they can be very aggressive, my uncle has his own company where he raises and sells bison meat and he has a strick rule where anyone is there to not go to close to them cause they can and will charge, not always but there's a good chance EXSPICALLY when its the time of year when they are mating.
NASA does use the metric system as default, using imperial in some specific missions Olympic pools is often used as a visual representation worldwide, I think. It's easier to imagine than 2.500.000L, It's not an "america can't metric" thing.
my mum used to live near Yellowstone and people kept going up like less than three metres away from the bison. one person put hid four year old child on top of the bison for a photo. several people get injured and a few have died. and that's why they try to get you to not take photos near the bison
I appreciate you commenting on the actual reason people do the comparative sizes thing. I've gotten real tired of seeing that mocked. Though, it isn't because people are stupid, it's just how brains work.
I think videos that censor swears like this should be double-monetized. I've always been more amused by censored swears than actual swears, and swears censored like this have me in stitches.
"it's really not that much more expensive to have a 'professional' do it" - Robin, on doing an oil change for a car. 35 after tax and shipping to do it myself.. Or 75 dollars to have someone else do it at the cheapest local oil change place. Where, without fail, they over-torque my drain plug, over-torque my oil filter cap. I actually need to replace my oil filter cap because the drain on it is tightened so tight the entire cap comes off before the drain can be opened.
True, but it's better for your insurance to have the service receipt history for as many features as possible. You might end up making that 40 dollars back if you can prove any mechanical issues with the car aren't your fault, but you have responsibly addressed each.
8:50 and let’s assume that he means his entire rest of his life. From now, until he dies. Beyond retirement, and until he croaks. $600 a year (without tax) 100 years old (Benefit of the doubt) 30 years old (current age) 70 years = $42,000 That’s only 4.2% of $1,000,000. My mom works at Target and makes more than $42k yearly. $50 isn’t even a good weekly salary. So you now live exclusively on $50 a month. Now, let’s do the bare minimum essentials in groceries, the bare minimum gas, bills, and maybe just a Netflix subscription if I can fit that in the budget, and the rest will go to spare cash for maintenance on literally everything if there is anything left over. So… milk, bread, fruit juice, and beans. With this budget of $50 monthly, we can’t afford meat so beans will have to do. I’ll be using Ohio’s average price of these items, because I have family in Ohio. $1 for a gallon of milk, $1 for two loaves of white bread, $1.40 for two pounds of beans, and $2 for orange juice. That’s $4.40. You only eat two meals a day. Now, we’re going to make sure you can barely use the car. In fact, you only use the car for grocery shopping. You walk/run everywhere else, but you cannot spend anywhere. Now let’s say your car is old and beaten up (it’s your dad’s old car, and he graciously gave it to you after hearing about your very stupid decision) and uses 1 gallon of gas for 10 miles. The frugal supermarket is 1 mile away. The average gas price in Ohio atm $3.77, but in the cheaper living areas it is actually around $4.10. To make sure you can survive, you only buy a gallon of gas when you absolutely need it instead of monthly… You drive two miles (to and from) per month… that’s buying gas every 5ish months… so that’s $8.20-$10 per month. So far, our total is $14.40 spent out of our $50 budget. You only clean your clothes monthly at the laundromat. You put a dollar into the washer to run your one load of laundry. You hang dry your clothes at home. The total is now $15.40/$50 Now, onto utilities and bills! Now, after looking up utility prices, I realized we wouldn’t be able to pay by a long shot… so I made it easier. I’ll give us the benefit of the doubt. You use the bare minimum of electronic devices and power consumption. You use the bare minimum water consumption. You don’t pay for home gas at all. You use the bathroom at McDonald’s down the street. The only electric thing you use is the stove for boiling water in a pot; and the only water you use is the water for putting in said pot is drinking, washing the pot and single bowl and spoon, washing the only cup you own, and putting water into the pot to boil. The pot is for the beans. Let’s say you also catch rainwater, which you can use for any of these things… and it rains enough in Ohio to catch a ton of water. Because of how desperate you are, you rip the bathtub out of the wall to catch water. It rains enough in Ohio for that bathtub to be filled per month easily. Your water bill is eliminated, don’t worry about it anymore. Any water you have leftover is buried in a crate to prevent it from getting too hot and evaporating (you don’t have a home with a basement, you’re too poor. You already spent your parents cash on this cheap house). Now, the only electricity you use is charging your phone and a camping electric stove. This stove only uses 850 watts of power because it’s a single coil, but this makes boiling water take forever. Let’s say it takes an hour, but only because you boil a lot of water. If you boil water every day, for an average of 30 days per month, that’s 25,500 watts per month. Your phone stores around 5.45 watt-hours. It takes your phone let’s say 1 hour to charge from 0%-100%. If you only charge your phone once every evening, for an average of 30 days per month, then that’s 163.5 watts of power monthly. In total (stove and phone), that’s 25,663.5 watts per month. Your electricity bill is ~$3.70 per month. Your total is now $19.10 out of $50. You have $30.90 leftover. So let’s give back the toilet. 1.3¢ per flush… I’ll let you flush 3 times a day… 4¢ per day… for a total of $1.20 per month. Total is now $20.30 out of $50 So I’ll give the TV… you use the TV for around 12 hours a day, and never use your smartphone and TV at the same time. If one is on, the other is turned off. This TV is completely useless, but it turns on and off. When turned on, it uses 70 watts per hour, 8 hours a day. That’s $2.04 monthly. It uses 1.5 watts when on standby (off), 16 hours a day, which is .08¢ per month. In total, that’s $2.12 monthly. Total is now $22.42 out of 50. Now, we’re gonna give you three things. Your parents gave you an extra Roku stick and their old wifi router for free. If you take proper care of them, they’ll last the rest of your life. Your parents are also letting you use their Netflix on the Roku stick, but you have to pay half the subscription bill. The cheapest wifi in your area is $20 a month. Half of a Netflix bill is $5. Total, this is $25. $47.42 out of $50 The other $2.58 is saved up for medical bills (if you have to pay them where you live), maintenance/repairs, etc. You don’t have any insurance on anything at all, it’s too expensive. You drive so safely so that you don’t have to reveal to anyone, under any circumstance, that you don’t have car insurance. I have a lot of benefit of the doubt. Fine, I gave tons of it. But that’s the only way you would be able to survive on $50. If I put this budget under a truly realistic scenario, then it wouldn’t be nearly enough no matter how frugal you try to be. I spent two hours doing all this. Someone please be grateful. Please… my brain hurts.
@@neodinium7316 His Tweet wasn’t a joke. If he was joking, I would have left it at the “42k his entire life” because I felt like correcting Robin Unfortunately, he was serious so I brought out the Ol’ Calculator
Following the Smoking/Racist thing there, I'm thinking that the problem nowdays is that people will yell racism over incredibly menial things. To put it in the same term, is like claiming that people who like lollipops are smoking, because it looks kind of similar. Some would even say that the thing little kids do where they pretend their breath on cold weather is smoke, would be the same as actual smoking.
I went about the "Would you rather have $1,000,000 or $50 a month," question another way. How long would it take the $50 a month to equal or exceed the million dollars? So divide 1000000 by 50, & that's 20,000 months, divide that by 12 for the number of years, & that's 1,666.67 YEARS to reach $1,000,000 dollars. So unless you're planning on living over two millennia the one time $1,000,000 is FAR better.
7:24 I had a symmilar problem:I was at the hospital and needed my pants sewn and the nurses were very rude and didn't sew my pants. I did call their manager.
I think the funniest part about that 1mill question, you could take that 1 mill, put it away, and earn interest, which I think is over 50 bucks a month in passive income. That guy, didn't think that through at all.
4:45 now this is actually funny for the fact that Olympic pools. Are 50 meters. That is in fact the metric system but put into a visual people could understand.
Uhhhhh, not sure how to break this to you, Robin, but I think the same Dane Cook that stood in the center of Madison Square Garden in 2007 to deliver a theoretical and possibly not-false story about a sexual fantasy involving a dragon-woman probably already had a few mental wires on the fritz. And as we all know, time has this tendency of not making certain psychological quirks any better. What we're seeing may not be a sudden onset development of creep in the comedian, but more likely an unfortunate result of degradation of whatever *that* was plus 15 solid years. I'm not saying he isn't playing with a full deck, but there's a non-zero chance that a few Pokemon and Magic cards got shuffled in there over time.
"Pronouns aren't inherently gendered!" ?????? what Bruh,I don't know how to tell you this but: 1. You are the New 20's equivalent of a Jehova's witness or similar "cultist". You have a weird & narrow set of rules,but you're convinced it's somehow "the norm" or "the morally correct choice". 2. English is probably the only language where you can do shenanigans like this. All European or S.American languages have a clear structure,with male & female context-dependent words. 3. What even is gender/pronouns to you,if there can be dozens & you can change them on the fly by adding a Z- suffix to he/him to create zhe/zhim? 4. You only believe this cause you (& others) are somehow convinced gender is a social construct & therefore doesn't exist/isn't tangible (nevermind that every other concept & thing made by humans is a construct aswell,like law or charity or companionship)... well then how come NOONE except you has a problem with that? How come only americans & brits does the "pronouns in bio" thing? No other group or people do that... P.S. FYI ;The poster is obviously chinese due to the bad english & characters & China has this thing where "non-masculine men" are banned to not "create weak degenerates". So imagine things like Femboy Hooters or the BTS band. They banned that. So the poster tried to sound "badass" by challenging others with his "threatening" words. Yes,it's stupid & weird,but what'd you expect from a country who's president is offended by Winnue the Pooh?
You know it’s gonna be a good day when emkay posts an r/facepalm
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I like how Robin was too lazy to solve the math problem in that one post but then goes out of his way to calculate the whole “passive income” one
In his defense, that's a terrible "would you rather"
@@alastor1776 yep
@@alastor1776 I love PEMDAS / BEDMAS / BODMAS
As a sidenote to Robin’s math on what would be earned in 35 years, it would take 20,000 months (or 1,666 years) to earn a million bucks via the $50 a month. So starting early and earning into your retirement won’t help you.
ALSO, how tf are you supposed to survive on $50 a MONTH. thats like $7 a week for food and bills and other shit. stupid.
The "pole with a knife" reminds me of a news article from the UK I once read where the police responded to reports of a "man waving a sword around in the street" only to have them taze a blind man with one of those red/white canes.
Dude, I think they also covered that on TV, too. Didn't the story say the blind man was tased for resisting to cooperate?
@@AdiG1 I MEAN-
i've heard WAY too many stories of disabled people getting attacked or mistreated because they weren't able to do something that their disability wouldn't let them do.
@@no-one-1 Sad but true. I remember a story here in the US where Police violently arrested (don’t remember if they tased him also or not) a deaf man for “not following their verbal commands.” 🤦♀️
@@Pringleworm YOU MEAN?!
Okay, Frankenstein's Monster was a Victim... Up until he started killing innocent people, then framing other innocent people for for the murders. At that point the meme response is "Cool Story, Still Murder".
yeah uh
Yep, just as much of an oversimplification to call him a victim as it is to call him a murderer. That said, I fully believe the class had much more nuance than the post did.
Don’t think anyone’s necessarily denying that when mentioning how he’s victimized. Plus, they seem like opposites but really aren’t all that mutually exclusive. In fact, they often go hand in hand. Like a serial killer can be a victim because of childhood abuse but also be… well… a serial killer.
You can be a victim AND a murderer.
You don’t stop being a victim just because you hurt others; you can be both a bully and a victim, you can be both a killer and someone who was abandoned to die with no knowledge of the world by their creator. He is both a monster and a victim, and that is ultimately the point. Victor realizes that he wronged his creation by creating him just to then almost immediately throw him away, but when asked to right that wrong by giving him a wife, he realizes that enabling his monster to do more monstering, except this time with a wife or a family of creatures who resent him for their existence-it would compound the problem, not fix it.
One has to concede that the monster is both correct in his anger at his creator for his loneliness and his suffering... but also wrong to demand others be brought to life or to take lives as compensation for that pain.
Also, I would like to mention that, Victor could’ve saved that woman from being executed by telling the truth about what he’d done, but he was selfish and let her die anyway since he didn’t want to admit to making a monster or being at fault.
In fact, had Victor taken responsibility at ANY point for the mistakes he had made, things would’ve turned out better.
Hell, he never even gave him a NAME.
The funniest thing with the She Hulk thing is that its actually wrong in the MCU . Maria Rambeau was Captain Marvel in Dr. Strange and there's so many examples even before that. Sure do love how they dont fact check lmao
1 there were a lot more women of colour in the mcu before
2 she hulk is a white woman painted green, AND SHES NOT EVEN THE FIRST GREEN WOMAN
I’m pretty sure I saw someone look it up on a different facepalm vid and it was fake
Isn't Gamora part of the MCU too..
@Soviet Union Officer☭ what does that have to do with LSSJ Gaming's comment?
They also seem to have ignored all the female characters in Black Panther and Gamora who in the movies is green but is played by a black actress.
9:17
Not only is this tweet dumb because the $50 a month won’t add to 1 million in your lifetime, but it’s also dumb because it ignores one of the basic principles of finance that cash on hand IS passive income. Invest the 1 million, and even if you went so safe as to get 1% interest per year, you’re getting ~$833 a month, completely blowing the $50 out of the water.
Nah nah nah... gotta go for the passive income on this chief
What if I were to get $50 every DAY for the rest of my life and invest half (because I don't understand stock markets and think it sounds like gambling on companies)
@@keriannekerr1876 let's assume none of that except for 50 a day and you lived say 70 years (we'll pretend you're 20 for this) you would make $1,277,500 dollars
9:30
HR person: So, why are you leaving?
Employee: I'm not getting paid a living wage.
HR person: No! Surely, it must be about the lack of ping-pong tables! We'll have them installed right away!
Employee: Give me a raise, idiot!
while i 100% agree, i would love a ping-pong table at work
@@ben5047 ping pong is great, as long as we are getting paid
Employee: Do we at least get more breaks with which to play ping-pong?
HR Person: Why are you still here, shouldn't you be working? I already said we will install ping-pong tables what more could you possibly want?
As a person who also works at Amazon where a basketball hoop or ping-pong tables is thought to help, I agree with this 100%
Just additional information for the Hong Kong food expo one, they used to offer free sample of food for people to try out, but the pandemic can’t let them do that anymore. It’s not like they literally banned you from eating in a food expo
The food expo is literally just a supermarket with every single type of snack
Then just cancel it.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 As long as they stop people from sampling the food, opening the expo should be alright. It's basically just a large place for people to buy unique food products.
@@nickcolasfinn2095 Yeah, but it gets disappointing when all you do is watch.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 sadly yeah
14:59 "Drink Cactus Juice; It'll Quench Ya! Nothin's Quenchier! It's The Quenchiest!" - Sokka
I think she was on the cactus juice long before starting that business 💀
Most cactus juice is poisonous. The only remotely safe part on 99.99 cacti is the fruit of a specific species of cactus. So unless you want to get food poisoning and vomit up ten times the amount of water you got from the cactus juice, don’t drink it.
I think r/badwomensanatomy was the other subreddit he was thinking of.
And yeah, those subreddits are like a bonus r/facepalm for a specific topic.
not really. it is like an extension of it as much as r/freekarma an extension of r/porn
1:11 even if Beth somehow finds a manga with the "correct" binding (according to her) she still wouldn't be able to read it properly because you read the panels from right to left anyway
That was one of their issues with it.
Left to right manga is a real thing, but it's less common now than it was back when manga was still trying to break into western markets.
@@dangerface300 yeah I have blade of the immortal deluxe and it is real left to right
sometimes they flip the images around but then the drawings look kinda weird so it's always better to get it unflipped.
Oh God the girlfriend one, reminded me of an experience a friend of mine had with her ex boyfriend, the moment she had enough, the jackass said and I quote "I didn't know that feelings were studied"
(For context, my friend tried to change his self-destructive lifestyle, but the asshole couldn't do anything on his own, because he was emotionally dependent, so she gave him ideas, advice, etc, and they were like that for months, there were times when they were "ok" but in the end she exploded and left him)
For the bison one. Bison have quite poor eyesight, so when a person is running up to them to get a selfie they bison can think it’s a threat. Bison a very, very strong and pissing one off is the last thing you want to do.
Same thing with Rhinos. If you're almost blind and live in the same area as some of the deadliest predators around, seeing any sudden move as a threat is the safer option.
Weird question but how many large animals have like the "bad eyesight assume most moving things are a threat" thing going on?
@@UsagiMayunless you are confident in your knowledge on that animal or have someone around you who is and would correct you, assume all wild animals (and probably livestock too) take you as a threat (obviously except for like a dragonfly or smthn but you get what I mean)
At 4:35 with the math equation, the correct answer was 36.
6x6 = 36
1x0 = 0
36 + 0 = 36
None of the answers were 36.
Wouldn't it be 0?
As in
6x6 =36
36+1 =37
37x0 =0
Wait PEMDAS
P no
E I don't think so
M 6x6 1x0
D no
A 36+0
S no
Ok Ye ur correct
the answers 0 tho ig :/ thats what the calculator says anyway and ig pemdas might not apply to this equation since there are no parentheses but i can be wrong idk math :l
@@gabi3365 I also used a calculator to check my own math and when wrote in the same way as it is shown in this video, it equals 36.
@@gabi3365 If your calculator solves each time you enter a symbol, it doesn't use PEMDAS. Some calculators (like the one in Windows 10, I just noticed) follow PEMDAS while solving. SO I put in 6x6, typed + and it solved to 36, but when I typed 1 and hit x, it did not solve for 37, knowing that whatever I put in next took priority.
Your calculator is stupid. Also, look up PEMDAS.
6X6 + 1×0
36 + 1×0
36 + 0
36
Vanessa Hudgens: Sells Cactus Water.
Sokka: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
*IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!*
*IT'L* *QUENCH* *YA*
*NOTHIN’S QUENCHIER!!*
The amount of videos on this subreddit has caused me a permanent hand-shaped mark above my eyes
You might need some mittens 🥰
😆🤣😆🤣
13:45 Not to be devil's advocate here, but to be fair, the amount of social pressure men recieve to "be manly" which is to say, stoic, strong, emotionless, is probably a factor here. Believe it or not, men aren't just horny workhorses, even if some very toxic people act that way.
She took "emotionless" litteraly
Yup
@DarkCoreX You do you, still gonna get weird looks if you’re spinning like a bay blade while throwing a tantrum in the middle of a Target isle lmao
man why does robin hate on himself so much. robin, if you’re reading this, you are not stupid and you’re not ugly. if someone from team emkay reads this, please tell robin
yea
It's a joke my guy
john doe, the one and only
@@dabmonstr7403 self deprecating jokes are not funny
@@xylophone_888 yes they are if they are well thought out. And also I never said it's funny I just said it was a joke
6:34 technically, everything is edible. Some things just aren't edible twice
And some stop you from eating other edible things ever again.
When i was little i used to go searching for mushrooms in the woods with my grandpa. If i saw a mushroom and ask him if its poisonous, he would jokingly reply "go ahead and try it, if it is you wont make the same mistake again"
@@lmao1660 your grandpa sounds like a great man to be around
@@spud8318 True. He even introduced me to fishing.
14:54 that has the exact same energy as a Karen saying "I'M NEVER COMING TO THIS STORE AGAIN!"
Hi
@@quempire2656Oh god it's the Qu
10:20 Yes. People are getting injured. Bison are powerful animals, with horns, and they spook easily. Their standard attack is to gore low and then throw their target into the air. You do not want to experience this. Do not approach.
Yeah same for rhinos. You generally should be respectful of wild animals’ space and avoid making them feel threatened or imposing on them, but you REALLY should be respectful with what’s basically a living battering ram with poor eyesight and a hair trigger. Baffles me how people expect these animals to just be bigger dogs and let them do whatever and how often those people will shove children on them for photos like they’re at a fair. Hate how we humans will harass wild animals and make them fear for their lives or the lives of their young and then demonize them and deem them soooo mean when they try to protect themselves from what they think is literally about to eat them.
Why do people expect every animal to be all friendly and gentle?! Not even every dog is that way!
Honestly domesticated cows are dangerous. Cows in general are underestimated by people who have no experience with them.
@@KestrelDC same for ant eaters but, they use their claws
Basically if it is not small its dangerous
@@dontforgetyoursunscreenSmall things can definitely be dangerous too
The She-Hulk one made me think of a joke from Venture Bros, to the effect of:
female character: "I'd like to see more women in positions of power"
black guy: "And more people of color!"
guy with purple skin: "And more people of *color*!"
"guy with purple skin"
@@want-diversecontent3887 I didn't want to blow up my replies by invoking that particular other phrasing.
@ Mr.Cobalt *snickers*
Hehe… the man behind the slaughter
@@mr.cobalt1668 It's just as effective as saying "amongst us".
@@want-diversecontent3887 you can't escape ඞ
10:17
Yes, at least in my state, Every year without fail, some idiot will try to Pat/take a selfie with the bison and end up either dying or getting gored by them. That is actually common enough we have “merch” that says “do not pet the fluffy cows”.
9:42 to be fair, in my 40 year IT career my main reason for leaving jobs was a-hole managers I couldn't stand any longer after the good one got promoted away. But employers who pay the minimum and don't reward their good employees deserve all the difficulty they get. They seem to forget that within a community a-hole employers get a reputation because people talk to eachother.
They like to use the "more responsibility" thing to pretend people don't want raises. For example: if you get stuck in a dead-end job or location with no hope of promotion, and say that when you leave, they'll read it as "I wanted more work," not "I wanted a promotion because that's how I get better pay."
The woman searching for herself is a real mood.
2:35 This is actually deceptive. I went to look at the original post and the poster had spent $10 dollars on scratch tickets once a week meaning that this is the culmination of around a year of buying scratch tickets.
i dunno how they lost so many also.....i once a month will buy a $2 Scratchie 7/10 times i win.
Now i'm probably lucky but even with that how the fuck did they get no wins??
14:38, my mom once told me that since one of my cousins was twice removed that we were far enough apart (genetically) that if we ended up falling in love that it would be fine. My cousin was 13, i was like 16. I have to wonder whats wrong with my family
A study in Australian outback communities found that marrying first cousins has no discernible impact on genetic disorders, diseases, or deformities (in white people). Many non-white countries have always allowed marrying cousins and also see no issues. The taboo against marrying cousins is not based on science.
As far as I can tell, it's based on a _theory_ that Darwin had that his family was often sickly because of such marriages, which he wrote in his notes but did nothing to ever test. Which is probably why mostly Western cultures believe in it, but others don't.
@@Bacteriophagebs Something like that happened in my family several generations ago. Interestingly enough I have scoliosis, my mom had scoliosis, my aunt has scoliosis, my aunts kids have scoliosis, my grandmother has scoliosis, and my great grandmother had scoliosis. Go figure.
You know about the pants one. I've recently decided to get a nice kilt. Compared to pants there is a lot less problems in the gentleman's region. No worries of chaffing or sweat build up. No worries of cutting into you or having to adjust things. What I'm saying is. Skirts work better than pants for men. It's just practical. At me. Kilts for all stop the over sexualizion of men.
R/Face-palm
how is that a facepalm?
i agree
Fun fact! Originally skirts were all we had, and pants were invented for women!
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 source
5:02
Don't put yourself down. Everyone's brain works like this. It isn't for non-scientists only. It's easier for scientists to visualise too. It's just that when filing a report it's more formal to just put the number. That and to be more accurate. There is no other reason
10:21
Yes. Bison are really pissy, to put it lightly
No. Everyone's brain doesn't work like that. You tell me something is as big as 50,000 swimming pools and that just tells me you're trying to tell me it's big. It's not of any help to anyone who might want to have a better idea of the size than "big". Then with no convention as to what to use as basis for comparison, different people (or perhaps even the same person on different occasions) would use different things, thus making it impossible to compare two quantities.
7:48 Composite (Kom Poz Zit)
4:38 Remember in seventh grade when you were discussing the order of operations in math class and the teacher told you the catchy acronym, “PEMDAS” (parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction) to help you remember?
6:24 "You stupid westerners are all secret gays." As a Taiwanese, I can't understand him either.
"Oh. You define this woman as she/her? You're a lesbian." Wtf? Makes no sense.
1:56 - That's literally what the movie is about too. But, the most important scene to Frankenstein's Monster's development as a character (the scene where he throws a little girl into a lake because he thinks she'll float like flowers) was cut out because it made the film too morally grey. This scene wasn't reëdited back into the film until the 1980s.
The one about people taking selfies in front of bison is actually really horrible since bison are highly aggressive towards any animal that gets too close and this is an animal that weighs 2-3 tons
literally they can smash us with one feet
And a selfie is going to cause this how?
Plus, you don't have to stand near them, genius!
@@protoborg sadly some people don’t understand your logic
@@protoborg Probably, some people get too close to try to get a better selfie.
@@protoborg close enough to get a good picture is already too close. Did you not read "highly aggressive"? They think any movement is a threat
13:35 the hair is his winter coat he sheds it in the summer
...
The relationship between a landlord and a tenant *SHOULD* be a symbiotic relationship, with the tenant getting a roof over their head, and the landlord getting money in exchange. However, all too often the landlord seems to get greedy.
Until they realize that one less person means less money, so even money wise, it impacts you negatively.
1:53 - Real life example of "I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
00:00 god, thank you for blessing me with the knowledge of the edit button
1:25 This is hilarious! 😂
(Love the Deltarune music btw)
0:04 I'm so glad Disney could represent us green apples instead of the red ones 😌
That last post, I've met several people who absolutely despise the taste of "normal" water and will literally drink anything else. Even if it dehyrates them instead. Which, most of the time, cactus "water" makes you more dehydrated.
For those of you who are able to, get a reverse osmosis system. If makes water freaking glorious, and can be a great long term investment.
0:40 Gotta love the IRS and their 66% taxation on lottery winnings... 🙄🙄🙄
Emkay, congratulations! You uploaded an epic video on my birthday! R/Facepalm is one of my favorite subreddits!
10:20 at least three tourists have been gored/trampled by bison this year alone because they get too close and involuntary threaten the bison. Bison are just high capacity assault cows and people treat them like pets.
"I'm not good with numbers" proceeds to do math on the "passive income" post
4:21 so this is how CARS characters piss
5:58 Sounds like something she would do. Can confirm, I live in Arizona.
She was a news anchor on Fox 10 for a while, and has been making up stuff about her past before becoming a politician. She is not really a Republican, she is just pretending to be.
1:11 this is why some mangas tell you you're reading it wrong
Yeah, it’s strange to me that someone enjoys manga enough to buy it, but doesn’t know how your supposed to read it
9:09 If you took the $1M, paid 37% in taxes, and put the rest in a savings account yielding 1%, you would make $525/month just from interest. Now, imagine you put it into something with a better interest rate…
5:46 The fact that the password is stupid kid, but with a 1 instead of i, and Robin can't figure out is the most poetic thing I have encountered today. Thanks for this.
10:07
I would give men the power to lactate as well as women
Yeahhhhhhh no.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
W h y ?
@@notYourBro44 Just because😁😁😁😁😁
They can only under certain circumstances
5:48 Pro strat: Make your actual email and password something like that so when people somehow do get a hold of them they'll think it's a joke.
4:05
Technically, rectangles don't have curved corners.
Rounded rectangle is a shape, bruh
The one thing everyone is forgetting with the Craigslist one is that if you were to start driving that car as it is right now, and drive until it dies, only stopping for fuel, oil changes, maybe battery replacement, tire changes, and other general maintenance purposes that don't involve replacing major portions of the engine, otherwise uninterrupted and unobstructed, you could drive that car almost continuously and it would outlive the next 4-8 generations of humans on the planet and probably cover enough distance to drive from Neptune to the Sun and back with two loops around the circumference of Jupiter both ways. Twice. Because Hondas are notoriously reliable.
"I'm not American I'm arizonian"
*Well I'm not American either*
I am Washingtonian. I am not American.
I'm South American or should I say I'm American. 🌚 People often forget that America is divided in 3 parts.
@@zerankarrion You're not American, you're South American. When someone says "America", they mean the US. If you want to refer to the the 2 continents, say "the Americas". People don't "forget", they just don't feel like saying "The United States of America" when there's a much simpler phrase
0:48; If I win over 1 billion dollars in the lottery, I don't want to be taxed 2/3rds of the winnings just for winning it, I want to use the full amount for what I want.😤
"Gordon ramsay does something wierd"
I see you
I hear you
BUT
Lamb is delicious, and Gordon ramsay is absolutely right to say "yummy" especially how well he cooks
Hell, he started the “Lamb sauce” meme
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H WHERE'S THE LAMB SOS!
9:55 sure milk is cool and all but why not overhaul to choccy milk
8:16
"IF YOU LIVE FOR ~1667 YEARS YOU GET ONE MILLION DOLLARS"
is it just me or does the image at 12:08 look like Fix-it-Felix and his wife after they married in Wreck it Ralph and they went on an adventure?
10:17 Bison are actually incredibly dangerous. They should be treated as if they were a moose, but blind.
A moose, at least, can see you. Therefore it can look at you and warn you if you get too close, or determine that you’re not a threat and ignore you.
A bison is practically blind. It’s severely near-sighted, and can only see things really close to it. This makes it very nervous and prone to defensive aggression. A bison might see a blurry blob, which is actually a person, and think it is a predator. Now, I hope I don’t have to tell you why a bison/buffalo charging at you is incredibly dangerous, but I will anyway. First of all, they run a lot faster than you and them hitting you is like being hit by a car. Second of all, they have those horns on them, which can impale, gash, and stab you which doesn’t sound that fun. They may be curved back, but they usually point their heads down when charging to stick the horns forward. Last but not last, Buffalo usually travel in herds… and when one is spooked, they are all spooked and cause a stampede in the same direction. A lone bison can be sidestepped, and now you’re safe to run away. But a stampede of them will trample you and kill you with barely any shot of surviving.
A buffalo, like I said before, should be treated like a moose. Moose are docile, but very easily agitated and will charge and easily kill you. You can hit a moose with a car and it won’t move. This applies to buffalo as well, they won’t move if you hit it with a car (obviously exaggerating, but you know what I mean. They’ll just get up and be pissed, maybe with a broken bone but they’ll ignore it).
So, if you every see a bison/buffalo, please stay far away from it. They are a wild animal, and should be treated as such. This goes for any wild animal, and even domesticated livestock. Only animals that are PETS should you ever get close to and take a selfies with or whatever, and even then some pets are dangerous (guard dogs, venomous reptiles/arthropods, angry cat, etc). Basically if you are 100% absolutely sure, after consulting with a reliable source, that the animal is completely safe to interact with, then you can take a selfie or whatnot.
12:54 oh God we're doing this now Really people? 🤦
well for the bison thing they can be very aggressive, my uncle has his own company where he raises and sells bison meat and he has a strick rule where anyone is there to not go to close to them cause they can and will charge, not always but there's a good chance EXSPICALLY when its the time of year when they are mating.
That is the most creative spelling of the word "especially" that I have ever seen.
@@csquaredgaming im bad at spelling lol
5:19 that is why perverse outcome is called the cobra effect
Answer in progress did a video on perverse effect
5:29 ive seen this so many times in so many different vids but it's still hilarious
NASA does use the metric system as default, using imperial in some specific missions
Olympic pools is often used as a visual representation worldwide, I think. It's easier to imagine than 2.500.000L, It's not an "america can't metric" thing.
4:37 - the answer is 36
6x6+1x0
First, multiplication
6x6 = 36
1x0 = 0
Then the addition, 36+0 = 36
Yeah those ain't right on the poll
But it’s the same equation so 6x6+1x0=0
@@w3aponex870 no
@@boredsandwich_2 explain
@@w3aponex870 you first do the multiplication
6*6=36
1*0=0
Then add
36+0=36
my mum used to live near Yellowstone and people kept going up like less than three metres away from the bison. one person put hid four year old child on top of the bison for a photo. several people get injured and a few have died. and that's why they try to get you to not take photos near the bison
fun fact about cactus water, a wise man once said that "'its the quenchiest!"
:]
I appreciate you commenting on the actual reason people do the comparative sizes thing. I've gotten real tired of seeing that mocked.
Though, it isn't because people are stupid, it's just how brains work.
3:36
He’s the type to “get distracted” if a high schooler had an outfit with open shoulders.
how can a building have an outfit ? let alone one with open shoulders ?
@@maesaigo8034 LOL. I completely missed that
@@becauseican4653 aww , you corrected it , now my previous comment serves no purpose anymore , i'm still leaving it though.
I think videos that censor swears like this should be double-monetized. I've always been more amused by censored swears than actual swears, and swears censored like this have me in stitches.
8:27 it would take around 1666.6 years to make 1 million. In the avarage human life of 80 years youd only make 48,000
"it's really not that much more expensive to have a 'professional' do it" - Robin, on doing an oil change for a car.
35 after tax and shipping to do it myself.. Or 75 dollars to have someone else do it at the cheapest local oil change place. Where, without fail, they over-torque my drain plug, over-torque my oil filter cap. I actually need to replace my oil filter cap because the drain on it is tightened so tight the entire cap comes off before the drain can be opened.
True, but it's better for your insurance to have the service receipt history for as many features as possible. You might end up making that 40 dollars back if you can prove any mechanical issues with the car aren't your fault, but you have responsibly addressed each.
Coming back from vacation! 5 hours left! That’s for the r/facepalm upload! Keep up the great work team @EmKay!
1:55, Finally a woman who can say she went to ICELAND to find herself.
8:50 and let’s assume that he means his entire rest of his life. From now, until he dies. Beyond retirement, and until he croaks.
$600 a year (without tax)
100 years old (Benefit of the doubt)
30 years old (current age)
70 years = $42,000
That’s only 4.2% of $1,000,000.
My mom works at Target and makes more than $42k yearly. $50 isn’t even a good weekly salary.
So you now live exclusively on $50 a month. Now, let’s do the bare minimum essentials in groceries, the bare minimum gas, bills, and maybe just a Netflix subscription if I can fit that in the budget, and the rest will go to spare cash for maintenance on literally everything if there is anything left over.
So… milk, bread, fruit juice, and beans. With this budget of $50 monthly, we can’t afford meat so beans will have to do. I’ll be using Ohio’s average price of these items, because I have family in Ohio. $1 for a gallon of milk, $1 for two loaves of white bread, $1.40 for two pounds of beans, and $2 for orange juice. That’s $4.40. You only eat two meals a day.
Now, we’re going to make sure you can barely use the car. In fact, you only use the car for grocery shopping. You walk/run everywhere else, but you cannot spend anywhere. Now let’s say your car is old and beaten up (it’s your dad’s old car, and he graciously gave it to you after hearing about your very stupid decision) and uses 1 gallon of gas for 10 miles. The frugal supermarket is 1 mile away. The average gas price in Ohio atm $3.77, but in the cheaper living areas it is actually around $4.10. To make sure you can survive, you only buy a gallon of gas when you absolutely need it instead of monthly… You drive two miles (to and from) per month… that’s buying gas every 5ish months… so that’s $8.20-$10 per month.
So far, our total is $14.40 spent out of our $50 budget.
You only clean your clothes monthly at the laundromat. You put a dollar into the washer to run your one load of laundry. You hang dry your clothes at home.
The total is now $15.40/$50
Now, onto utilities and bills! Now, after looking up utility prices, I realized we wouldn’t be able to pay by a long shot… so I made it easier. I’ll give us the benefit of the doubt. You use the bare minimum of electronic devices and power consumption. You use the bare minimum water consumption. You don’t pay for home gas at all. You use the bathroom at McDonald’s down the street. The only electric thing you use is the stove for boiling water in a pot; and the only water you use is the water for putting in said pot is drinking, washing the pot and single bowl and spoon, washing the only cup you own, and putting water into the pot to boil. The pot is for the beans. Let’s say you also catch rainwater, which you can use for any of these things… and it rains enough in Ohio to catch a ton of water. Because of how desperate you are, you rip the bathtub out of the wall to catch water. It rains enough in Ohio for that bathtub to be filled per month easily. Your water bill is eliminated, don’t worry about it anymore. Any water you have leftover is buried in a crate to prevent it from getting too hot and evaporating (you don’t have a home with a basement, you’re too poor. You already spent your parents cash on this cheap house). Now, the only electricity you use is charging your phone and a camping electric stove. This stove only uses 850 watts of power because it’s a single coil, but this makes boiling water take forever. Let’s say it takes an hour, but only because you boil a lot of water. If you boil water every day, for an average of 30 days per month, that’s 25,500 watts per month. Your phone stores around 5.45 watt-hours. It takes your phone let’s say 1 hour to charge from 0%-100%. If you only charge your phone once every evening, for an average of 30 days per month, then that’s 163.5 watts of power monthly. In total (stove and phone), that’s 25,663.5 watts per month. Your electricity bill is ~$3.70 per month.
Your total is now $19.10 out of $50. You have $30.90 leftover.
So let’s give back the toilet. 1.3¢ per flush… I’ll let you flush 3 times a day…
4¢ per day… for a total of $1.20 per month.
Total is now $20.30 out of $50
So I’ll give the TV… you use the TV for around 12 hours a day, and never use your smartphone and TV at the same time. If one is on, the other is turned off. This TV is completely useless, but it turns on and off. When turned on, it uses 70 watts per hour, 8 hours a day. That’s $2.04 monthly. It uses 1.5 watts when on standby (off), 16 hours a day, which is .08¢ per month. In total, that’s $2.12 monthly.
Total is now $22.42 out of 50.
Now, we’re gonna give you three things. Your parents gave you an extra Roku stick and their old wifi router for free. If you take proper care of them, they’ll last the rest of your life. Your parents are also letting you use their Netflix on the Roku stick, but you have to pay half the subscription bill. The cheapest wifi in your area is $20 a month. Half of a Netflix bill is $5. Total, this is $25.
$47.42 out of $50
The other $2.58 is saved up for medical bills (if you have to pay them where you live), maintenance/repairs, etc. You don’t have any insurance on anything at all, it’s too expensive. You drive so safely so that you don’t have to reveal to anyone, under any circumstance, that you don’t have car insurance.
I have a lot of benefit of the doubt. Fine, I gave tons of it. But that’s the only way you would be able to survive on $50. If I put this budget under a truly realistic scenario, then it wouldn’t be nearly enough no matter how frugal you try to be.
I spent two hours doing all this. Someone please be grateful. Please… my brain hurts.
All that for a joke tweet
I am extremely grateful
@@neodinium7316 His Tweet wasn’t a joke. If he was joking, I would have left it at the “42k his entire life” because I felt like correcting Robin
Unfortunately, he was serious so I brought out the Ol’ Calculator
@@guts60 you still put too much effort into it
@@neodinium7316 I was bored. I mean really really bored. If I had something better to do, I would have
Fun fact, you can take your lottery tickets that you didn't win and you can use them to pay off your taxes
Following the Smoking/Racist thing there, I'm thinking that the problem nowdays is that people will yell racism over incredibly menial things. To put it in the same term, is like claiming that people who like lollipops are smoking, because it looks kind of similar.
Some would even say that the thing little kids do where they pretend their breath on cold weather is smoke, would be the same as actual smoking.
I am completely convinced people forgot how to do basic math because of 4:39.
THE ANSWER IS 36
I went about the "Would you rather have $1,000,000 or $50 a month," question another way. How long would it take the $50 a month to equal or exceed the million dollars? So divide 1000000 by 50, & that's 20,000 months, divide that by 12 for the number of years, & that's 1,666.67 YEARS to reach $1,000,000 dollars. So unless you're planning on living over two millennia the one time $1,000,000 is FAR better.
2:28 Join us Bubsy... Join Nintendo... or be destroyed.
7:24 I had a symmilar problem:I was at the hospital and needed my pants sewn and the nurses were very rude and didn't sew my pants. I did call their manager.
2:25 This one is violation to gaming culture
7:05 my guy........................ if you got an old, rare beanie baby in good condition, you can make fuckin' BANK lmao
I think the funniest part about that 1mill question, you could take that 1 mill, put it away, and earn interest, which I think is over 50 bucks a month in passive income. That guy, didn't think that through at all.
I bought that same knife set and yeah.
Luckily the knife that doesn't fit is the one i dont have use for
4:45 now this is actually funny for the fact that Olympic pools. Are 50 meters. That is in fact the metric system but put into a visual people could understand.
these videos are all i need to make me not feel stupid.
these videos make me feel bad because there are people stupider than me
8:13 20,000 months to break even there. 1,666⅔ years.
15:00 CACTUS JUICE ItS tHe Quenchiest
I recognize that tweet at 13:33. It’s from Matt Rose’s video on people forgetting what things are called. I liked that video, so hilarious 😂😂😂
Uhhhhh, not sure how to break this to you, Robin, but I think the same Dane Cook that stood in the center of Madison Square Garden in 2007 to deliver a theoretical and possibly not-false story about a sexual fantasy involving a dragon-woman probably already had a few mental wires on the fritz. And as we all know, time has this tendency of not making certain psychological quirks any better. What we're seeing may not be a sudden onset development of creep in the comedian, but more likely an unfortunate result of degradation of whatever *that* was plus 15 solid years.
I'm not saying he isn't playing with a full deck, but there's a non-zero chance that a few Pokemon and Magic cards got shuffled in there over time.
Can't wait for commercially available Cactus Water, it's very quenchy!
5:00 thing is, Olympic pools are DEFINED by metric measurements, for obvious reasons. An Olympic swimming pool's worth of water IS a metric unit
2:07 could be how much the production costs
6:37
the niggly wiggly is my favorite part!
2:25 they used all the character art from Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing and still called them Nintendo 😭😭😭
6:15 Finally! Someone understands that pronouns aren't inherently gendered and someone can feel comfortable using pronouns outside of their usual use!
"Pronouns aren't inherently gendered!"
?????? what
Bruh,I don't know how to tell you this but:
1. You are the New 20's equivalent of a Jehova's witness or similar "cultist". You have a weird & narrow set of rules,but you're convinced it's somehow "the norm" or "the morally correct choice".
2. English is probably the only language where you can do shenanigans like this. All European or S.American languages have a clear structure,with male & female context-dependent words.
3. What even is gender/pronouns to you,if there can be dozens & you can change them on the fly by adding a Z- suffix to he/him to create zhe/zhim?
4. You only believe this cause you (& others) are somehow convinced gender is a social construct & therefore doesn't exist/isn't tangible (nevermind that every other concept & thing made by humans is a construct aswell,like law or charity or companionship)... well then how come NOONE except you has a problem with that? How come only americans & brits does the "pronouns in bio" thing? No other group or people do that...
P.S. FYI ;The poster is obviously chinese due to the bad english & characters & China has this thing where "non-masculine men" are banned to not "create weak degenerates".
So imagine things like Femboy Hooters or the BTS band. They banned that.
So the poster tried to sound "badass" by challenging others with his "threatening" words.
Yes,it's stupid & weird,but what'd you expect from a country who's president is offended by Winnue the Pooh?
@@chee.rah.monurB I'm fucking Australian. And I don't believe in neopronouns.
2:22 I think it is most likely they are talking about manufacturing costs
6:43 Ah yes, the color theory post
You see, it’s basic color theory.