DFac Thanksgiving In Each Branch of Military
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When I ate at an a Air Force chow hall in Kuwait for the first time as a Marine I felt like an abused child who didn’t know that they were abused until they went to someone else’s house.
hehe damn bruh
“Damn, where the crayons at? Turkey? Mashed potatoes? Cranberry sauce? I didn’t know those were colors.”
Same when i was in Korea on a Air force base
Oh Kuwait 🇰🇼. Did u like your stay there ? Or was it little quite and boring 😀
When I was in Afghanistan we had crayon
I've never seen a bigger misrepresentation of the Air Force in my life. What kind of base runs out of shrimp, scallops, and lobster? He didn't even order the foie gras appetizer, the pleb.
Travis AFB
This has me WEAK💀💀
He got it wrong big time there is no refund.
Lol
Friggin doolie
He didn't do the Coast Guard because that would've just been a man eating with his family at home.
🤣🤣
Underrated comment!
Olive Garden
Coast guard isn’t military. He is doing military branches. Not department of homeland security lol
@@Jodoc11 Coast guard is military, just not under the DoD. In wartime, the president can transfer all coast guard assets to the navy
We had it pretty rough in the Air Force...I remember when I deployed to Balad Iraq my air conditioner broke! It took close to 24 hours for maintenance to replace my air conditioner! Unacceptable.
My A.C going out was literally the worst thing that happened to me in the Air Force too. 😂
@@Thatbasedcat Is it still like that? 👀 I might have to join lmao
@@UknownAfrican It is but get ready for more other BS instead of physical. Hope you are good at mind games.
@@thatguy9088 I love psychology so that won’t be a problem lol
@@UknownAfrican - Oh no, not psych at all. Lets say you screw up. Well, they will tell you to do something that doesn't make sense. Go paint that pole blue. Nope, the regs say red. Now orange. now yellow. Before you know it you painted that pole 100 times for your extra duty. Or make you sweep and mop an aircraft hanger by yourself by hand. Things like that. Its pretty mind numbing.
It's harder than you think in the Air Force. One of my private chefs cooked my filet mignon for 10 seconds longer than I asked, and my personal servant folds my towels 3 times instead of 4
Contra Duval 😂😂😂👌
CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!!!
Thats rough buddy
😂
Oh wow...dark times indeed
I like how whenever Yusha plays Airforce he's always playing a Soldier who accidentally woke up in the Airforce.
😂😂😂
They wear the same uniforms as Army now except the name tapes so maybe he just wondered off on a joint base...
When we visited Air Force bases when I was in the Army it was like going to another planet.
😂😂
I mean its true lol. My thanks giving on active I was served stuffed tilapia lol. No stuffed turkey but stuffed tilapia. The fish... when i went to the AF base the dfac was legit like this lol. The food was restraunt quality.
*I love how* it seems like he's an army guy that accidentally ended up at the airforce thanksgiving! He looks so confused and out of place.
Been there done that.
You’re an idiot, he was an Army guy making fun of the other 3 branches, so ya it’s how each branch clowns on each other as I retired 20 years active duty Army, 10th MNT high speed !
@@seanpgardner7374
Are you smoking mustard gas
@@shonevans2563 tell me what you disagree with?
Like a lost deer staring down a set of head lights 🤣
When I was active duty Army stationed at Fort Carson, they were serving grilled burgers for the 4th of July. They ran out of patties right before I was able to get mine, so the private ran to the back to get a new box. I swear to God the box said “Department of Corrections - not for public consumption.” Blew my mind lol.
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😂😂😂we got better burgers now I promise!
Lmfao wtf
I heard Department of Correction food is better than Department of Education food.
The Air Force one was messed up 😣 they didn’t even offer him dessert. Wtf man.
Vikings Rape Valhalla psshhh all they gave him was 2k each stack. The minimum requirement is 10k per, they chump changed him, I should know I’m prior Air Force 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a pilot in the Russian Air Force, and I’m always amazed how well the United States Air Force has it ( living conditions).
@@erichkaufmann5284 Yeah, the Air Force has the biggest budget by far.
@@erichkaufmann5284 Please don't bomb us if you're told to ever.
Fake a crash in Vancouver Canada and I'll feed you some food
@Super Jeff No I mean because I live in Vancouver so I can feed him some food. :)
I fucking LOVE Russia by the way. The anthem of your country is stuck in my head, sir.
"If you want, we can go to the ocean." 😂😂😂😂😂
Not an approved source lol
TwilightFlip 💀☠️☠️👻👽
Dammit Jonathan you were supposed to take that off the menu!!! 😆
lol
Oof
Currently enlisted airforce, can confirm dfac staff is nice. I just hung out in there on my laptop chilling in the ac with free wifi and made friends with 2 supervisors, and 4 of the staff.
That's what's up!😎👍
You have wifi in ur dfac?!
@@mxtz6903 The benefit of being in the worst location is that the amenities are usually ok..
In the Marines, I was assigned to bring a team to escort tanks, we stopped on an Air Force Base for evening chow and we went nuts on the way that they fed the Air Force.
As a Marine i am so offended and this is not accurate....
Marines only eat red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange,black, and white crayons.
I’m more of a picky eater I prefer red and blue
Out of curiosity do you eat just the red, white and blue crayons on the 4th of july?
Dude you get all those colors? I only get orange crayons on a lucky day. I usually only get green crayons. Who the fuck likes green crayons!?
mark tucker white is for special occasions so yes
What's wrong with the brown crayons?
This is atrocious. To think that it’s ok to display inaccuracies like this on TH-cam. Everyone knows that marines get the 64 color assortment pack on thanksgiving. Unbelievable
I call BS we get Red, Blue and Green, with those and a college degree we can make all of the other colors.
Ethan Alford 😂😂😂😂😂
What!!! They only gave us the 8 count!!!
Nah thats Christmas fng
Ok man you got me lol I thought you were being super salty lol Semper Fi brother! lol
It took me a while to realize that they were handing crayons to the marine.
Then you must be Marine material.
What did you think they were, POCKY!?!?!
@@n.d.4192 LOLOLOLOLOL! As a former Marine, that just made me spit my water out laughing! GOOD ONE!
They have all-you-can-eat crayons
@@n.d.4192 bro you had me DYING with that comment 😂
As an army vet that worked missions with other branches, I told my son that AF is the way to go, and to pick a good MOS that he can use in the outside world. He actually listened and joined as a zoomie in finance.
finance is definitely a real-world skill he can use. before i talked myself out of enlisting, i was thinking about going in as a mechanic or something, so that i wouldnt be out of a job when/if i had decided to leave after my contract was up
When I was a marine I dated a girl in the AF reserves they were so chill, I was a pfc at the time and the Af ncos laughed at me jumping out of my seat to go to parade rest every time the spoke to me. She even got her own little room on her reserve base with tv fridge and microwave, and she would be doing her office job in civies. Llus when she deployed she said she got a truck to drive around the base she was on in the UAE. Af is definitely what I would tell my kid to go.
The Air Force doesn’t have MOS’s, they have AFSC’s 😁
Lol, marines think they're allowed to eat
Conagher Denson is unauthorized
OMG so mean 😆
Those Crayon mres arent cheap
@@bi_bi9287 fuck no we're lucky we even get rounds to shoot
Shit. I saw an Air Force boxed lunch once. Almost shit myself. Couldn't believe what I was seeing.
7 year Army veteran!! Ate at a few AF chow halls and not gonna lie, they made me wanna leave a tip 😂😂
They aint spending all that money they got on aircraft and maintenance, just food
@@exhoost_fume4646 F-35 runs on $100 bills.
😂😂😂
Air Force DFAC at Ali Al Salem.... I thought I was at a resort
@@JP-wk7cc that was a nice one, i liked the bagram dfac, made to order omelets and a rack of free candy bars, i didn't want to go back to cop wilderness 🤣
As active duty Air Force I can confirm that this is accurate
When I was a teen (air force brat), the DFAC would hold free monthly buffets for the whole family and often have activities for the young ones like a costume contest or karaoke or something.
😂 my thoughts exactly while watching this. I have fond memories of going on base for fancy holiday buffets 😂😂😂
Okay that is kind of cool.
Isn't that sweet of them? You can always count on the Air Force to do things right.😁👍
Air Force is inaccurate because they would NEVER run out of lobster cmon.
They did when went to Africa
Do you get the whole lobster, or is it lobster with potato and butter, with a side of coleslaw?
Don't forget the $1,200 bottle of Dom and silk shit paper.
When I was in the Army, we wanted our cooks arrested for war crimes.
🤣😂
Fuck, that had me rolling
Best believe it’s still that way lol
Death from within!
He could disarm an entire battalion with his cooking...
In the AF, even deployed locations have steak and lobster lol. To be honest, I dont know where they find the lobster, but that sht was goooood. Steak and lobster wednesdays!
In the Navy, Surf and Turf was a sign of bad things coming your way (extended deployment)
Easy they have planes to fly it in
@@1badsteed oof 😣
They have these things that can apparently fly it in. Something to do with the air and its force. IDK.
@@1badsteed it cause they bomb kids sometimes, have no outside activity but the chair, or get exposed to radiation or chemicals.
These videos are hilarious and true! I experienced the Air Force difference first hand when I was in the Army. I was at Fort Sam Houston when they were changing to incorporate Airmen as well and all amenities had to be brought up to their standards. Surprisingly swiftly, the barracks went from crappy dorm feel to Five Star Hotel. It's weird. It's like the airmen are a higher class of people, not capable of living down to our dirty Army standards.
It's just the American way!🤣👍
This dude better be careful giving away top military secrets like this
Shit my dude you’re right
Nah, this is just the American way.
The best way to keep secrets is, to "not have one".
Clearly he's never heard of OPSEC
These secrets are G14 classified
😂😂😂😂
Army hit him with that Kid’s Cuisine lmfao.
With some Alpo. LOL
@Ace Combatant the army goes all out at least three times a year, and Thanksgiving is one of them.
Haven't seen a single plate on Thanksgiving that was bad
@Ace Combatant wouldn't have been in 44th ESB would you?
FortCampbell defac last year thanksgiving was a let down. If I remember there was only 3-4 items to choose from. They came in small portions and there wasn’t turkey on the menu. The defac that day was empty majority across base expect the hospital defac. That one is good.
@@patchesthehyena7825 well that's what you get for making fun of legs
Love how the marines are just the barely leashed pitbull of the US government.
As a Marine who was in a combat MOS for 5 years, I can vouche that this is true. We could be in the middle of a training exercise out in the field with live rounds. 1stSgt will have 03chow runners convoying out to us through hell and high water with Thanksgiving rations.
You forgot about the cream pies they give us in the Navy.
Damn.
So y'all get fucked they shoot their cream inside? That's what you mean by cream pies* lol just kidding
@@ramonignacioloyavaldez7750 yea that's what a cream pie is. He sayin the navy gay
AYO😂
Ramón Ignacio Loya Valdez that’s what he meant💀
Air Force: “If you want we can go to the ocean” 😂😂
Sh'Keria Covington 😂😂
😂😂😂
Save that for the navy😂
That's the Marines or the Navy's job
@James Harding join Special Forces or Rangers son.
The Navy 🤣🤣😭 I couldn't have kept a straight face to save my life at that part
After eating at army dfacs my whole career I finally got to eat at a airforce dfac the food was so good that i thought we was getting screwed later
No joke, I had lobster during AF basic training
Lucky ass
I did to after warrior week we also had lobster and shrimp in the chow hall.
We had steak and eggs for breakfast every Tuesday in our flight kitchen on Kadena
@@lowdieee When I was stationed at Spangdahlem in Germany we also had steak and eggs for midnight chow. The best!
@Bobby Brady where were you at?I was at Sheppard and they the best chow ever! 363TRS load Toads.
First time on a AF chowhall had me walking around like a little kid saying "I can have this and this?" And being surprised that the food actually taste edible
I had to eat army before. Whats with lima beans on everything
I’m an airman who’s was assigned to an Army base for school. I could only eat at their DFac for so long before I had to waste my paychecks on ordering takeout. 😅
@@Cody2nd Not really, it will decrease your testosterone if you eat too much legumes
Had to eat AF bootcamp because i just got out of Navy bootcamp 6 months before and was TAD. I went into shock
Bruh...I got sent to training at Keesler AFB down in Biloxi. January 1998. First time I went into that 'dining facility', I just about lost my damn mind. Omelets with REAL EGGS from scratch? More than just chicken or fish for protein? And the cold part is, all of the airmen completely shit on that base...our Marine detachment might as well have changed the Marine Corps Hymn to that Belinda Carlisle song "Heaven Is A Place On Earth". I savored every day on that base.
As someone who worked at an Army DFAC for 3 years, I can tell you everything about the Army segment is 100% true and accurate 😂
The white gravy joke on the mashed potatoes had me rolling. Took him all day to beat it 🤣😂
18 y/o: “can I have a beer and a cigarette?”
Army: “best I can do for you is war.”
The fuck is this bruhhh I can serve but cant smoke until 21
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Too true. I can die for my country any day, but I aint old enough to have a fucking cigarette? That's America for you
TheOne111 a whole pack ?
War? You mean chillin at a base for your entire contract lmao.
Short story, I was in the Army, eat at a Air Force DFAC in Germany, once. They had customizable omelettes, and I realized the legends were true, the end.
I’m in the 82nd 2nd bct an our defac is up for best defac in the army. Yo that shit is dope af it’s always a buffet with customizable omelettes, burritos etc shit might be Air Force level
The Army Dfac described in the Video is either Fort Leonard Wood, Polk or Bliss, because the Dfac in those have horrible food. Your better of eating an MRE or the Jimmy dean meals. I've eaten at one of the Dfacs in Eglin AFB and yeah it's like eating at a 3 star restaurant. What they didn't show in the Video is Airforce desserts. Damn they have real good cheesecake and tiramisu at Eglin AFB.
@@johntx3016 flw nco dfac wasn't too bad when I was there last year for ALC
John TX ... not just the cheesecakes but I enjoyed the pies as well. Love the pecan pie and customized omelette. The best ever
@@johntx3016 Damn, Fort Lost in the Woods...yeah I'm pretty sure I eat at WW2 Dfac there....the smell of mildew possibly lightly covering one's eggs, after a morning run.
He is so spot on!
Love that y'all made this lol can't wait to share with my chairforce buddy.
I was expecting the marines to eat turkey made out of crayons.
That wouldve been good
Too predictable. Accurate, yes. But the joke's been done.
He's eating crayons in the video aha
No, for thanksgiving, we fuck the raw turkey
WHAT? THAT'S ABSURD! They drawn the turkey first then they eat it
LMAO I died when they handed him Crayons...
Hey proto
I don’t get they crayons and Marines thing?
Cranberry RED! Cranberry RED!
Michael Reyes marines have the iq of less than most toddlers
Thomas Nguyen but there’s nobody better to call when you want something absolutely destroyed 😉
This is the best Air Force recruitment video out there :D !!
Best damn military comedies on the earth. Semper Fi! Keep up the good work bro.
My son is planning to join the army and follow in my footsteps and i was like "NAHFCKDAT, you are joining the Air Force".
I tried to get my cousin to join the Navy cuz he was too dumb for the AF and so I thought the Navy would be the next best thing but he was still too dumb and ended up in the Marines like I did.
KiLLED5639 Lol!
@@KiLLED5639
That's preeettttyyy sad lol
And then the Air Force rejected him because he scored only a 98 on his ASVAB
My dad said that but I was like I wanna join the Army
If the Marine Corps wanted me to eat, they would have issued me a menu.
The menu is on the back of the 64box of crayons sir
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@@fritzvongerbel8999 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOO I just signed with the marines. Dam
@Orlando Tapia I'm ready
Let's get that Chinese real estate brothers
Thanks, Yusha! I needed this. In all fairness though, Thanksgiving dinner on a Navy base is usually really good. They put on a good spread. They don't serve dinner with stacks of hundred dollar bills to use as napkins like the Air Force, so they still get top billing, but the food is decent. It makes you hate the substandard meals you get served the rest of the year even more, because you KNOW the cooks can do better!
Thank you for this!
We're getting to that point where we already know how Yusha is going to represent each branch:
Army - Starts promising, always ends in disappointment
Marines - Chaotic or oozing with testosterone, with crayons and firearms always making an appearance
Airforce - Intelligence and sophistication, but need to be under 18 with a master's degree in everything
Navy - Gay
KEEP IT UP THO!
Ricardo Tella. No coast guard?
@@temia5696 I don't recall Yusha adding the coast guard in his videos
Also the marines are poor usually
that shit still funny af tho!
@@temia5696 we have a coast guard?
"We don't got collared greens and we don't got ham/we don't got mac & cheese and we don't got yams"
Please someone turn this into a rap.
It’s already one
Doctor Seuss
Back ground be like
Hams, Hams, Hams, Hams,
Yams, Yams, Yams, Yams.
Dr. Suess, I guess?
That will be the newest cadence after we fill out all the proper forms of course .
God bless and thank you for your service. You made me laugh. I am Army and I will say the DFACs put on a great spread during the holidays, but I think you nailed the basic attitudes with some extreme exaggerations. Marine eating crayons while in a fire fight, wow too funny.
This video never gets old (none of them do) and it makes me appreciate doing my 6 years in the Air Force lol! 🤣
I'm in the Air Force and deployed right now. I literally just had steak and lobster for dinner lol. I saw the menu for Thanksgiving. Boy they rolling out the red carpet over here 😂 😂
Update: Turkey, Ham, Mac n Cheese, Dressing, Greens, Cakes Cookies & Pies! Time to see how many people fail that PT test!
Wednesday was always steak and shrimp or lobster... it was how we count down our time deployed...be safe and don't worry the meal will be awesome. I was always deployed during the holidays for all my deployments!!
Hawaii is not a deployment. 😂
Louie Watson
Think again!
Oh you're for sure at the deid lol I've already spent 1 yr, 3mo, and few days of my life over there lol 3 total "deployments" there now.
Where you deployed to Disneyland? Gahdamn Air Force
I always thought the Navy acting gay was a joke until I saw a bunch of corpsman flirting with each other in a grill
You should meet some of those shipboard sailors...I ain't ever seen or imagined so many alphabet people in my life
Glad I never joined the navy
@@ericdavisii3912 alphabet people?! the fuk u talking about?!?!
StormySky48 lgbtqrstuvwxyz
@@darryljones6129 Lmao
These videos made me choose Air Force over the Navy, as a kid I always loved the ocean and big ships and I was a Lifeguard. My college didn’t offer NROTC anyway so I joined AFROTC. im a cadet in the Air Force and the quizzes are harder than my college finals. I mean. “A fighter jet is flying from Dallas to Memphis, using a phone book, I need you to determine how many rounds of a golf an airmen can play in that allowed time. “ hard. It’s so much memorization. It’s even harder because my school is fully virtual.
Merry Christmas! Thanks for the giggles.
I was former ARMY (in the mid 90's) wishing I had joined the Air Force...
I once saw 2 Marines at the AF DFAC saying “Man we’re going to eat like Kings” at the register they didn’t know how to pay, I told them show her your ID they scanned it good to go. Then, I told them they can get as much as they want & even a to go bag. They almost cried, wish all dining facilities were standardized like AF. Appreciate your videos Brother.
Have we met? 😂 That might have been me. 🤣
See, thing is, with the Air Force, what most people don't truly realise, is how dangerous their jobs can be. Most pilots don't have medics that can help, and most will go down with their aircraft, and either be tortured, or killed. Either way, being a fighter pilot or transport pilot can be very fatal. And of course, taking down air support is vital in a war, so they will be targeted more so than regular troops. Just like snipers get targeted.
@@MCshadr217 Uhh ok? You know a ridiculously small portion of airmen are pilots or even go anywhere in a plane? Most airmen do jobs that have them stationed on a base.
@@MCshadr217 bruh I’m AF and all but we just talking about the DFAC.
How did they not know how to show their ID? Every branch does that, including the marines
“Wow, the Marines are definitely the most badass out of all the branches.”
*bites into crayon*
Swimming Bull when you mow down everything in sight there is no time for meals
I may be biased....but I agree
I’m dead serious I’d be more scared of those Air Force guys. After you piss them off, they’ll sit down, enjoy their steak dinner and then pull out some tablet and rain hellfire on your ass with some drone you can’t even see.
Swimming Bull I’m trying to join the Marines after HS
Swimming Bull facts
Awww my dfac Thanksgiving in basic was awesome. The entire command group for the battalion was serving us in their Class A's and the food was actually good. Thanksgiving in Iraq was cold sandwiches though. Also, I love how you have made me remember the good and not so good times, I'm subscribing. Thanks brother
I was in the Air Force and LOVED the food. From basic training, to the DFAC in Kansas. The food was always slammin
They got the AF menu wrong, it’s actually a scroll impregnated with gold leaf.
Impregnated?! No sir, our servicemen use condoms 👀
@@Andrea.P. then theres the navy
It's also missing the appropriately skilled string quintet playing Bach, Mozart, Debussy and other suitable pieces from the baroque, classical and romantic eras of music. Also, no appetizer? No truffles or quail eggs? What kind of establishment are they trying to run?
Lemurai 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂I swear
“It’s MA’AM!!!” I died. I wonder what the GameStop dude thinks about this lol
Is it sir?
"Dude"? it's MA'AM!
Exactly! That part in there was epic!
Rebar07 oh my god I will remember that when I get screamed at by a female di
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LMAO! … and the AF portrayal is absolutely spot on!
Was at Airborne during a Thanksgiving, had the best food I'd ever had at a DFAC. Then realized it was because OCS was right down the street and that was the only DFAC open for the OCS, so it all made sense why it was so nice lol.
Always doing the navy dirty lmao ,,,, 😂😭
😂😂😂
The Navy if you dont get it is that everybody is always horny lol
That’s where they like it
@@thatahkabdul you do realize he is in the navy right?
@@memeprez1281 was
Joining the Air Force was the only thing I did right in my life.😂😂
Be honest how is it #Should’ve joined the AirForce
Good for you thanks for all you done
Me too. Stayed for 20 years.
They should have gave him a pair of Jordan 1🤣
Or air force 1s lol
The Air Force segment made me think of a Faulty Towers episode. Good stuff!
Literally all of your videos are quality 😂
Airforce was wrong, She only gave him 3 stack of 100's not 17 stacks.
My uncle was in the airforce he said he wouldn't even touch his meal if there wasn't a fresh puppy to wipe his mouth on and 5 stacks of benjamins.
@@croc3862 LMFAO!!!!! 🤣
These military branch comparisons keep getting more and more hilarious. All jokes out of the way... thankful for the service members who served past and present. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Our pleasure.
@Eduardo Rivas What about the navy? They've been kinda useless since 1945... Or 2011 if you count SEALS.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 BROOO The NAVY ONE HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING!!!
The Navy is every fanfiction fandom ever.
Here’s to our brothers and sisters in arms who are away from their families right now. Get home safely.
Thank you all who give your lives to protect our land
the Navy turkey gobble killed me 💀
I died with the stuffing
Geo Stussy “Gobble Gobble, Happy Wanksgiving.” 😏😉💀
@@ThatGearCollector2002 That shiggedy would make me walk out the mess and grab a ration." Nah I am good bruh er I mean mam." 😐
There are technically two kinds of cooks in the navy. The regulars and Submariners, the ones on subs are generally the best cooks in the service.
The first meal with the Air Force was an eye opening experience. And then we went back outside and stayed on the grassy part of the field for a couple days waiting for a plane.
The air force one is even funnier when its a soldier eating there, with visible confusion lol
@Jack Stucki lol, dat cuz we gotta do most of the work. Take our tray to the table, clean up your crumbs, put your trash on the tray and take it all to a designated return area. We gotta put in toil for our food. 🤣😂
@Jack Stucki If it was 2008 at Victory Base Camp, Bahgdad International Airport, it might have been me. I was still thunderstruck by the fucking chocolate fountain in the Air Force DFAC. NO SHIT, A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! unbelievable.
@Jack Stucki 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is true, it would fucking blow our fucking minds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@gregsmall5939 well that is the air force lol
@@gregsmall5939
....a chocolate fountain....
🤨🤔....🤯
Marines: Cordite and crayola, with a side of enemy casualties.
Dont 4get napalm grilled
If you're good you get extra yellow #5 crayons (I hear they taste like orange)
Erik Truchinskas and i heard that if you get a 69 killstreak you get the metallic ones
These skits are so consistent.
Happy thanksgiving man 🙌🙌 I had to visit the video today 😂.
Notice how the marines were the only ones in combat
Rangers: "Wait, it was Thanksgiving today?"
Yeah LMAO!!!!
Griffin McClellen 😂😂😂😂
well they have to pay back all the crayons they eat somehow!
The Flood 😂 nice
I’m dead af 😂😂😂 “I mean gobble gobble”
This is about right. Go AF!!
We have a chow hall lady like that. Swear she wants to throw hands. But I’m afraid she’ll deliver😂😂
As a Coastie, I can confirm the accuracy of being forgotten even on thanksgiving 😂
And every other day. Watch his vids I don't think one mention of CG
BiggBadWolf _96 not one 😩😂😂
Thank you for your service on this fine thanksgiving sir /salute.
Coast guard seizes more drugs than all LEO agencies combined, thank you for your service.
Yeeaaaaahhhh... ur not even a part of the DOD sooooooo
Coast guard: *eating bricks*
CIA: *hiding behind them snorting bricks....*
Hey they don’t snort bricks... they just plant them on innocent men and women smh
@@juancarpenter364 *snorts some more brick* they don't, but we do
Don’t get it
I was an AF brat growing up and enlisted in the Army at 17 when I graduated HS. My dad was still active duty at the time and we lived on Seymour Johnson AFB. It was culture shock eating at the DFACs in Army BCT and AIT. I would love coming home on leave so I could eat at the AF DFAC. My mom didn’t really cook much, but I could get my fill at the DFAC, no problem.
I am laughing so hard at the turkey gobble. Been a good while.
"My special white sauce. It takes me all day to beat it" 🙊
Bruh 😂
I feel like Air Force is the Chick-fil-a of military branches lol
Nah the Air Force is like Benihana
The fact that you say that and everyone at my base frequents Chick-Fil-A right down the street.
I heard that the Navy Submarines got the best food.
@@salvulcano9061 especially the officers mess, my dad was in comsublant, even the enlisted guys got steak and shrimp and all
@Chet it gives u the runs, is overpriced, & will turn on it's employees lickety split?
I love his content
These videos are funny as hell!
Just found out the Air Force had a beach resort in Okinawa.
😂😂 yea okuma beach
I AM WEAK
Not suprised
all Air Force Bases are resorts, duh
@@IPfreely333 I would've wanted to include country clubs but unfortunately they don't have golf courses
"Take this phone book. If a fighter jet was flying from Dallas to Memphis at 400 miles per hour how many rounds of golf can one Airman play?" LOL
Wraith004 that still got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
about 16 rounds, if my calculations are correct
average miles from dallas to memphis is 420 miles will give the pilot a 1 hour and 3 minutes est on good weather, a standard game of golf takes 15 minutes average.
that gives us an estimated 4 course of golf played per a dallas to memphis travel
3 mins spared to commend how shiny your buddy’s boots/shoe
These are 3th & 4th grade questions lol
I was AF...
The Scene you did for the Marine, I was not sure to Laugh or Reflect?? ?? This is because, I do remember once, I ACTUALLY saw a guy going through an MRE bag, calling out what he was handing to the Other Marine who was actually shooting at the time.
Oh, by the way.. I was mission essential, I worked every holiday during my AF Career.. not once did I get to attend any Thanksgiving, Easter or Christmas Dinners, etc... at the AF Chow Hall... Heard about them... I could not complain, as I received BAQ and BAS...
While in the marines and stationed a camp lejeune, I went on deployment and the finest chow hall I ate at was an airforce run large tent at Manas AFB in Kyrgyzstan. This tent far outclassed the new multimillion dollar facility built next to my barracks on lejeune.
Yo did she give him flavored crayons lol
I think so 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They did, omg XD
Saiheme Billings I’d eat flavored crayons
Not even flavored😂 just describing the type of color using food
Nah those are the just color names, not the flavors. They are of course wax flavored.
I'm an Air Force veteran and they would never run out of Lobster, shrimp or anything else! Other then that you're spot on! 🦐🍤😂
They'd apologize for forgetting clean the sunlight before it enters the window.
LOL... I had lobster at Al Kajar AB, Saudi Arabia! LOO
Awesome video dude
Lol. Yall keep them jokes. Great channel