First Time Watching *MY STRANGE ADDICTION*

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  • @emmaakubi_
    @emmaakubi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15034

    Dylan's strange addiction is watching things until he hates himself

    • @neptune_2002
      @neptune_2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      accurate 😂

    • @TastyQueen
      @TastyQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      And ursula from the little mermaid

    • @emmaakubi_
      @emmaakubi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TastyQueen Ofc!

    • @poisedladydiaries
      @poisedladydiaries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😭

    • @miqeas007
      @miqeas007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr😂

  • @Jkguy00
    @Jkguy00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8562

    Wow, just got a strange urge to mention Dylan's shirt. No clue why.

    • @musaviki783
      @musaviki783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I was so tempted to tease him about the shirt😩

    • @eline_van_dijk
      @eline_van_dijk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I only remember him wearing that shirt at the start of this channel 😂

    • @Sara.m.t
      @Sara.m.t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have one like that in a lighter shade-

    • @jleigh-yk2hn
      @jleigh-yk2hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmaooo

    • @Jkguy00
      @Jkguy00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Sara.m.t it's actually cute though, idk why he doesn't like it

  • @Cameroncamcam
    @Cameroncamcam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    Plot Twist: Julius is actually trying to remake UP but in real life.

  • @harasnicole
    @harasnicole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    "Don't talk about my shirt"
    But it brings out your biceps so well, Dylan. It's a good look on you.

    • @frogg_tv4774
      @frogg_tv4774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      i agree 100%, mans fine asf

  • @amyb0621
    @amyb0621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    “If you’ve ever been stabbed you’re a weirdo”
    Flynn RIder: 😢

    • @imperviousdonut
      @imperviousdonut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think you meant Jesus

    • @sophieeiguess210
      @sophieeiguess210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the more i hear him talk, the more i think he could easily take over Zachary Levi as the voice of Flynn if he ever needed to🥺 but disney - cast him as live action Flynn pls

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So dylan is talking about himself😁

    • @amyb0621
      @amyb0621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lizzyrank5405 I-

  • @mizixy9624
    @mizixy9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5947

    “I want to be mean but don’t want the moral responsibility of feeling that guilt.” Is it just me or would that look great on a shirt or hoodie?

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Oh I would definitely buy one

    • @skylertapocik207
      @skylertapocik207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I need that

    • @Empathy808
      @Empathy808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’d buy that in a hoodie/shirt 100%

    • @AdamIshak01
      @AdamIshak01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      If Dylan does merch, HE MUST DO THIS

    • @Empathy808
      @Empathy808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AdamIshak01 yeah..like I’m highkey upset I can’t go buy something with that quote on it :(((

  • @amandad808
    @amandad808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4259

    Dylan: collects statues of murdered politicians
    Dylan: he collects balloons? That's weird.
    (Love ya Dylan )

  • @jessicabattisti
    @jessicabattisti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    dylan: "how can you have a connection with a balloon?"
    dr. doofenshmirtz: .....

    • @miiinsssss
      @miiinsssss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ballooney?!

    • @mustachiomarshmallow
      @mustachiomarshmallow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking the same thing lmaoo

    • @frogg_tv4774
      @frogg_tv4774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that’s this guy’s origin

    • @violetnorwen8491
      @violetnorwen8491 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol! I love Phineas and Ferb ❤❤❤

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Doofenshmirtz would NEVER do that to Balloony

  • @madisonm1811
    @madisonm1811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4335

    You can tell how outraged Dylan is by how high-pitched his voice gets 😂

    • @rayanna7188
      @rayanna7188 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're right 😂 he always sounds like he's disturbed & entertained

    • @maxedits4919
      @maxedits4919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You could say it sounds like a balloon deflating

  • @jackr1886
    @jackr1886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6075

    As someone who has a really bad latex allergy, this man’s house seems like a torture house.

    • @LadyDianeBTR41
      @LadyDianeBTR41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Imagine that the man be alñergic to latex. This would turn out as a forbidden love.

    • @juls7819
      @juls7819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same

    • @Zubstep1315
      @Zubstep1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Break out in hives just walking past his house on the sidewalk 💀

    • @rein1608
      @rein1608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not allergic or anything but just thinking about all those balloons popping is just....😬😖

    • @hipton1989
      @hipton1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For a second I thought it said laxative

  • @HeyItsNovalee
    @HeyItsNovalee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    It was actually quite nice to hear him acknowledge that a lot of these people have reasons for their addictions and honestly as long as you’re not hurting anyone it’s not that bad. We can’t understand what they’ve gone through or feel. Just that compassion and empathy isn’t something I see a lot in videos reacting to things like this so it’s nice :)
    Edit: “not hurting anyone” ALSO INCLUDES THEMSELVES AND THEIR OWN HEALTH

    • @livywithane
      @livywithane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I agree to an extent. Even if it's not hurting/or supposed to be hurting anyone, it can still be huting u. Ppl have addictions/conditions/ phobias for a reason and need to let out emotional or physical stress. Whether good or bad stress, u still need some kind of help. I can relate- not to this but in general as do most.😔

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@livywithane when I say not hurting anyone, yourself is also included in that “anyone.” An addiction becomes harmful when it’s negatively impacting your daily life to the extent that your quality of life is decreased or it’s actively stopping you from doing anything else. But people also need the desire to help themselves and if they don’t feel that their life is being interrupted by it they’re not likely to see anything that needs changing. So that’s why I say that if it’s really not hurting anyone, including yourself, like why would it really need changing? If you’re healthy, have a quality of life that satisfies you, and have all your needs met, then isn’t it fine?
      We might think they’re not fine, but again if they don’t want to help themselves there’s not much anyone else can do. So 🤷‍♀️
      It’s just not our call to judge someone else’s quality of life

    • @YedidahMVO
      @YedidahMVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree to an extent as well, but I was going to say that if something like this seems so rational in your brain, it might lead you to doing other, perhaps more dangerous, things...I don't know a lot about this tho, it's just something I thought about.

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@YedidahMVO well sure they *might,* but it’s not even certain that they would. Of course if it spiralled into something that did then become unhealthy or harmful to someone or themselves, then of course they should get help for it. But it seems unnecessary to speculate whether they might spiral more just to justify saying that again, something that isn’t hurting anyone and brings someone joy, is unhealthy. Because like I said it’s not like it affects any of us anyway.
      I tend to think we’re too quick to cast judgement on people and ostracize or make fun of them just because they don’t conform to our standards of normalcy. And I’d really like it if people just stopped doing that and let people be who they wanna be you know? (Still keeping in mind that that’s only as long as it isn’t causing harm to anyone or yourself. If they spiral into something that does cause harm then obviously it’s not fine anymore)

    • @iiamromika
      @iiamromika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right, some addictions are weird though. but it’s whatever i guess

  • @ruthbekalu4789
    @ruthbekalu4789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    The amount of time Dylan spent trying to explain 62-8 on a whiteboard confirms that his college was indeed a scam😂

    • @frogg_tv4774
      @frogg_tv4774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      man idek the solution and i’ve been in AP math through middle and high school :| (it was called accelerated math in middle school tho)

  • @hnichole
    @hnichole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4511

    I LOST it when Dylan whipped out the whiteboard, but like also, I needed the whiteboard to do that math as well. 😂

    • @chrisj8244
      @chrisj8244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I needed a calculator

    • @marlene2805
      @marlene2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he needed to write it down 3 times too 😂

    • @JasonStamos
      @JasonStamos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the beginning they did say 50+ years

    • @misery8264
      @misery8264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you can make it easier by substracting 8 from 60 and just adding 2

  • @anne-9235
    @anne-9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    "He has more than 50.000 balloons and cannot sleep without it"
    Theory: this guy is not addicted to balloons but the feeling of a Ball pit

    • @killuasa8399
      @killuasa8399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      no he wants to fly in his house he spent 54 years collecting balloons to tie them to his house and fly away

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@killuasa8399 the future Mr Fredrickson

    • @ladyunknown101
      @ladyunknown101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      im an adult and i seriously want a ball pit so bad...

    • @twimmy1581
      @twimmy1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ladyunknown101 do it, get a small kiddy pool and fill it. You don’t need a huge expensive set up. Do the things that make you happy. Life is too short and boring to spend your entire time wanting something simple or ‘childish’ and never getting it just because it’s different or weird. Do it. What could go wrong? Someone judges you for you kiddy pool ball pit? Who cares? It’s a ball pit. A future job gonna deny you for a ball pit? Probably not, if they did, that’s a weird job place. It doesn’t hurt to try and life is too short to just want and not try if you’re capable of getting it. You can get a good kiddy pool for 17$ and a you can get a set of 100 ball bit balls for 15$, I don’t know your personal financial situation, but for many people, this can be one of those nice purchases you make for yourself every once in awhile. Go for it bestie. I believe in you.

    • @twimmy1581
      @twimmy1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ladyunknown101 dude omg I’m so sorry for my whole speech I just went off on xD

  • @talonfelisa
    @talonfelisa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Even as the Late Night Dylan budget grows, he's always holding something. Never forget your roots 🙏🏽

  • @marieandreewever9730
    @marieandreewever9730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Dylan saying “i hate this shirt! I don’t like it..” me drooling the whole video cause he looks so damn fine… 😂🔥

  • @iminfinite6751
    @iminfinite6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4172

    I love how symmetrical everything is behind Dylan.

    • @mariaviana8424
      @mariaviana8424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yes!
      And i think he will appreciate that people notice 😊

    • @barrelqueen5675
      @barrelqueen5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Im sorry. Not to be this person. But. *"everything is"

    • @moruchokeu7942
      @moruchokeu7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mariaviana8424 1

    • @drishtijoshi9641
      @drishtijoshi9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My OCD is happy 😂

    • @SS-vq9ou
      @SS-vq9ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is symmetrical too :)

  • @elishanc
    @elishanc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    I feel slight nostalgia cause of his shirt. Picture him in his old apartment. Ah, old times.

    • @caroaalbers1525
      @caroaalbers1525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      such a long time ago

    • @emilygj6931
      @emilygj6931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      With the iconic necklaces

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It reminds me of the love island fattie tessy time (Episode)

    • @jayndavis3814
      @jayndavis3814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      facts, the love island game vibes are strong in this one

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jayndavis3814 yesss

  • @josephinegeorge2645
    @josephinegeorge2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dylan: "how do you connect to a balloon in any meaningful way"
    Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 👁 👁
    💧
    👄

  • @aanchalthakur3579
    @aanchalthakur3579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Dyaln: It bothers me that he said 40
    Also Dylan *pulls out whiteboard*: Ok so we need to subtract 62 and 8 so we get 65
    Omg I lost it 💀

  • @Polin-dx5ru
    @Polin-dx5ru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    “It’s not harming them or anyone else.”
    The lady who is addicted to drinking gasoline: 👁👄👁 thank you

    • @salmasaavedra6415
      @salmasaavedra6415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      The lady who is addicted to eating her mattress 👁👄👁 thank you

    • @wikizolek4970
      @wikizolek4970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      The lady who is addicted to eating soap:
      👁️👄👁️ thank you

    • @user-qm5zl6dw6g
      @user-qm5zl6dw6g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      The guy who is addicted to eating glass : 👁️👄👁️ thank you

    • @norae.4877
      @norae.4877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      The lady who is addicted to eating sand: 👁👄👁
      Thank you

    • @kurtfan1235
      @kurtfan1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      The lady that's addicted to drinking urine: 👁👄👁thank you

  • @frankiestein9557
    @frankiestein9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    Me: how dylan looks good in that shirt
    Dylan: I hate this shirt, dont look at it
    me: *closes eyes*

  • @laurendavis4584
    @laurendavis4584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Majority of the time it stems from a lack of love from parents/guardians. Children find comfort in their toys, and if the issue isn't addressed then, the obsession will grow and cause issues in adult life. It can still be treated as an adult, but it's harder to overcome, and not everyone wants to overcome it (especially due to fear of abandonment again)

    • @frogg_tv4774
      @frogg_tv4774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yeah this is why children being in therapy needs to be normalized. parents are scared to put their children in therapy because they think it’s just to get them medicated, etc. (that was my moms excuse for all her children, and my friends parents, etc.) and some children, especially in this case, need therapeutic attention. but if his parents weren’t present then the only way he could get into therapy is as an adult and that’s where it gets confusing

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I don't get the sexual side of things, but hearing about his hospital experience and need to rescue balloons I... kinda get it.

    • @ilbwfy1550
      @ilbwfy1550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ilbwfy1550 it's kinda similar to how some people feel about old toys? Like they have a thing taken from them and now they go on to "rescue" those things, since they have attached some feelings to them. Most humans understand that a doll is inanimate, but when you play with it, you give it a personality, I think the guys does the same to balloons.

    • @ilbwfy1550
      @ilbwfy1550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vaishnavisingh9244 but a balloon is different, toys look similar to a human body an obsession to toys etc more understandable. this is just weird

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ilbwfy1550 yeah no I get it, but isn't it kinda smilar? Some people draw faces on balloons and talk to them, my 3 year old niece have taken a fasination with balloons and likes to play with them. Of course, she would outgrow it, as any healthy child generally does with toys, but for now she legitimately cries when my brother popped one.

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ilbwfy1550 toys come in all shapes and sizes, i don't think them looking like human bodies is what makes kids grow attached.

  • @helenabrandaofernandes4886
    @helenabrandaofernandes4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    late night dylan: where the nights are late and the lates are night

    • @sim9028
      @sim9028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i need that as merch

    • @helenabrandaofernandes4886
      @helenabrandaofernandes4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sim9028 I'm making it a t-shirt

    • @yrva1745
      @yrva1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dylan better take notes for merch

    • @gummidusa1076
      @gummidusa1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m so overtired that this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I’m actually crying laughing reading this omg

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gummidusa1076 That's such a mood, lol.

  • @rubyk7075
    @rubyk7075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2278

    *from the ages of 8 to 62*
    Dylan: gets annoyed that they said 40
    Also Dylan: takes away 8 from 62 and gets 65

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Math!

    • @thefryingban981
      @thefryingban981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I might be wrong but I think that was the joke because right after that he says "No, I can't do this..." and changes it with the correct number lol

    • @phoenixonfire101
      @phoenixonfire101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thefryingban981 It is a joke

    • @jamilahsaleh5626
      @jamilahsaleh5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that part made me cry laughing

    • @HeelBJC
      @HeelBJC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He literally explained ***thirty seconds before this*** that he does math wrong as a joke. Do you people not pay any attention whatsoever?

  • @queeng508
    @queeng508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    seeing dylan this shocked or at least really perplexed was so fun honestly,,,, more reactions to my strange addiction would be so great

  • @ariahym
    @ariahym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i think dylan got so traumatized that he didn't post in almost 2 weeks...

  • @dami5154
    @dami5154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    me judging a guy who has a strong emotional attachtment to inanimate objects while cuddling my emotional support stuffed animal that I cant sleep without under my security blanket

    • @junehoneycrisp
      @junehoneycrisp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...right?

    • @pornesioparapino4357
      @pornesioparapino4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Nah that’s differently, you’re not sexually attracted to the stuffed animal (right….?)

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pornesioparapino4357 lmao. I mean….👀

    • @dami5154
      @dami5154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@pornesioparapino4357 idk.. my 14 yr old bunny is looking kinda😩😩

    • @chetanyanamdeo4208
      @chetanyanamdeo4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, you haven't got thousands of them...

  • @shay5323
    @shay5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    Dylan's videos give us everything: balloon addiction, Romeo & Juliet references, and a math lesson 🤣🤣

    • @Sate12
      @Sate12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And some History Julius really was stabbed

    • @shay5323
      @shay5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sate12 what a weirdo 🤣🤣

    • @Moonstruck07
      @Moonstruck07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment reminds me of Stephon by SNL!

  • @sophiaguzman4757
    @sophiaguzman4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Sometimes I forget how absolutely ripped Dylan is, like look at that arm vein

  • @jinglenuttsmaldonado6949
    @jinglenuttsmaldonado6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    God, I miss new content already. Just come back, so I don’t have to get tired of the old videos.. God bless You😄

  • @shay5323
    @shay5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    Dylan: "We have a budget to purchase friends."
    Julius: "Fuck you say to me?!"
    Im dying 🤣🤣

    • @i_am_pickle8869
      @i_am_pickle8869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If Julius purchased his friends perhaps they wouldn’t have stabbed him in the back

    • @shay5323
      @shay5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@i_am_pickle8869 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alex-mu6sm
    @Alex-mu6sm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    dylan really picked the most normal, harmless episode of my strange addiction lmao what about the girl who eats rocks or the one that licks nail polish 😭😭

    • @MelissaG84
      @MelissaG84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I'm stuck on the one with the woman who chews on used diapers.

    • @monejordaan4486
      @monejordaan4486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      or the lady that is addicted to eating paint

    • @kyladavis2124
      @kyladavis2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The weirdest one is the lady who ate her dead husbands ashes

    • @suburbaneverest9838
      @suburbaneverest9838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MelissaG84 eww wtfff bruj😐

    • @suburbaneverest9838
      @suburbaneverest9838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyladavis2124 🙁🔫🗿 ⚰

  • @seako8829
    @seako8829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If you've ever been stabbed, you're a weirdo" ...so that's where my weirdness came from.

  • @robbieh.1384
    @robbieh.1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was beyond relieved when Dylan corrected his “65” joke and did the real math. I was dying for him to just do good math once lol 😂

  • @taylorwalker7417
    @taylorwalker7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    No offense, but this dude is why I'm afraid to have children. They can go so weird so quick. One random occurrence and your son is boinking balloons🙄

    • @abbyclapp9548
      @abbyclapp9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      At the beginning there I thought you were talking about Dylan lol

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@abbyclapp9548 omg I though they were too

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Yup. Same. Any trauma has the potential to turn into a fetish as a coping mechanism. But as long as you don't neglect your child physically or emotionally during traumatic events and actually HELP them through it.... The chance they develop a fetish is very very low. Still don't want kids, personally.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AnxietyRat You realize everyone has some sort of Fetish, right? There's just some that are more socially acceptable. If the dude wants to bonk balloons, let him. It's safer than half the people who read Fifty Shades and now think they're experts at BDSM.

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@GummyDinosaursify yes. I'm WELL aware. I am part of the BDSM community. Not ALL kinks are from trauma but some abso-fucking-lutly can be. Also 50 shades is indeed trash and potentially extremely dangerous. Glad we can agree on that.

  • @juliana_224
    @juliana_224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    “don’t talk about my shirt” he says after talking exclusively about his shirt for half a minute lol

  • @katelyngause2007
    @katelyngause2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    you are my comfort TH-camr, literally all I watch when I can't get out of bed

  • @dwaekkisinsanity5233
    @dwaekkisinsanity5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dylan getting mad and correcting Julius with a wrong answer is amusing to watch

  • @BillyBinges
    @BillyBinges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2825

    That man said “I take a 12 inch and convert it to an 11 inch” we still talking balloons bro???
    Well This going be an interesting video 😂😂

    • @savannah4629
      @savannah4629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      😱😨 omg my two fav commentary TH-camrs interacting

    • @aditijagtap6750
      @aditijagtap6750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Billy and Dylan?!

    • @sibulelentsonkota7948
      @sibulelentsonkota7948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Binger here💯😁

    • @chaimalekkam4233
      @chaimalekkam4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He's definitely beyond talking about balloons 😂😂😂

    • @lexibowe4320
      @lexibowe4320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      If you two collaborated, I’d pass out from laughter

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Julius: "I'm addicted to balloons."
    Then I'm gonna guess he either loves Pennywise or *is* Pennywise. 🎈😉

    • @HiImlizzmitchell
      @HiImlizzmitchell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, that would make sense though

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pennywise kinnie🤩🤞 /j

    • @lolasaj5052
      @lolasaj5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a terrible joke. 👏👏 I love it

    • @liversin
      @liversin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or both

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolasaj5052 Lol thank you. 😆

  • @sarahmoellenberg
    @sarahmoellenberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I won't recommend something because respecting requests is important, but there's something about the idle threat of Dylan hunting people down that inspires the need to do so.

  • @nevesmarianna
    @nevesmarianna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I dont wanna know. But I HAVE TO know” thats exactly what i felt throughout this entire video

  • @DeanLovesCas
    @DeanLovesCas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "I'm Mark, I'm twenty years old and I'm in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals.
    Dylan: "nO, yOu ArE nOt, tHoUgH

  • @sarahc.839
    @sarahc.839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Honestly these are all kinda sad in a way. Their trauma turns into these addictions, and they won't let themselves heal because it would force them to address their issues and stop doing what "comforts" them. Also, Dylan, I actually like the shirt, it looks good with the nose ring!

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly :(

    • @professordekarios
      @professordekarios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or not everyone can "heal" from trauma and psychologists actually recommend material coping mechanisms for different people!

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If these people are happy, why take away their happiness because they don't fit in with social norms. Just let them be happy!

    • @qwinlyn
      @qwinlyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GummyDinosaursify There's a difference between not fiting into social norms and eating gasoline, or cat litter, or glass, or rocks, or raw meat that's not properly handled (I think they eat road kill at somepoint, but that might be me mixing up episodes).
      For the ones like this guy that aren't putting so much money into it that their quality of life is suffering, sure, be that eccentric old person and live your best life, but others are just forms of self harm with a fancy new skin.

    • @sarahc.839
      @sarahc.839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GummyDinosaursify @Qwinlyn has a major point-there's episodes of this show where people drink pine-sol, eat nail polish, eat her husbands ashes, addicted to being stung with bees, eat mattresses as well s the stuff they mentioned. Sometimes it's vitamin deficiency, sometimes its due to trauma or mental health issues. I know there was an episode I watched where the lady was destroying her relationship with her kids bc of her addiction too. Just sad. I guess seducing balloons won't kill you, but it can keep you from making connections with people, which can be super harmful. Loneliness is a huge issue in our society, and if you're ignoring the people in your life who love you to stroke a balloon (can't believe I wrote that sentence lol) it can hurt you for sure.

  • @FaiaAisu
    @FaiaAisu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dylan I love the fact that the little glow around your picture is the same colours as the lighting in the background. I bet you thought no one would notice that detail, but alas, I have.

  • @raegaeTV
    @raegaeTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I literally HATE HATE balloons...they've always pissed me off lmfao

    • @juliag4223
      @juliag4223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no fr tho like they’re floating above my head and i’m just supposed to be ok with that???

    • @alixxtaylor7431
      @alixxtaylor7431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed

  • @abbathahoe
    @abbathahoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    “it’s not hurting anyone”
    the earth/environment: aM i A jOkE To yOU?

    • @islandboy4445
      @islandboy4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile pic is perfect for this comment.

  • @natalialuengo9472
    @natalialuengo9472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "It doesn't hurt anyone"
    Me, allergic to latex watching that deadly amount of balloons 👁️👄👁️

    • @getskrunked
      @getskrunked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LITERALLY omg my grandma and I are allergic and I’m pretty sure we’d suffocate in there 😭 not to mention the amount of helium that guy has in his house

  • @capinoe8087
    @capinoe8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You better be doing after we fell this week!!!!

    • @capinoe8087
      @capinoe8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy someone else agrees

  • @toniryan7285
    @toniryan7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looners- *exist*
    Dylan- “And I took that personally”

  • @valorne557
    @valorne557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    dylan: you can't say loving a balloon is like loving a woman, they're not the same thing!!!
    also dylan: oooh so people that get aroused by popping a balloon are like people that get aroused by murdering other people, i see

    • @frogg_tv4774
      @frogg_tv4774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he’s a strange, strange man

  • @Dean_W1nchester.
    @Dean_W1nchester. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Can’t decide which hurts more, crushing over a fictional character or someone who very much exists but u could never be with 😭

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Someone who very much exists but you could never have. Fictional characters are more of a comfort than anything.

    • @dykevader01
      @dykevader01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Crushing over a dead object that easily breaks

    • @saiquatabassum6321
      @saiquatabassum6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol that's me @ the actor who played the character I liked very well and is just as charming irl (well, as far as interviews go). Am I crushing on the character or the actor?

    • @Dean_W1nchester.
      @Dean_W1nchester. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@saiquatabassum6321 it’s me with everyone in the marvel cinematic universe lol

    • @orangegreen3769
      @orangegreen3769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@saiquatabassum6321 broo forreal though, honestly this topic of debate is pretty interesting. Bc I for one for example absolutely love and adore Jeff from community but like, do I love him as a character or do I love him because he's portrayed by actor Joel Mchale? Like, if he was played by a different actor, would I love the character the same you know??

  • @sashagonzales1240
    @sashagonzales1240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *Dylan shaming that boy for pointing things out to his inflatables*
    *Dylan pointing things out to Julius*

  • @dreamerlu6898
    @dreamerlu6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see you more of this, because the commets that you make are not only hilarious but also you analized and made some very interesting points

  • @iSAFAEable
    @iSAFAEable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    i've clicked on this video quicker than dylan's college closed after he graduated

  • @MBGrace1
    @MBGrace1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Dylan: That's like people who get aroused by like murdering other people. Luckily, it's a very small community of people, also they don't congregate because they'd get arrested!
    Me: *pauses the video* cause I can't stop laughing.

  • @yunhovls253
    @yunhovls253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:55 dang from Kentucky but 13 and already studying space engineering lmaooooo

  • @taylorbrennan8926
    @taylorbrennan8926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the possible series I didn’t know I needed!! :)

  • @lintam9201
    @lintam9201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Dylan: Don't talk about my shirt
    Also Dylan: **makes a rant addressing the shirt as a "protest"**
    Sir, so many questions 😂🤣

  • @allyssadanieli5951
    @allyssadanieli5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I don’t think Julius is weird for being stabbed I think he’s weird because all his friends hated him so much the all teamed up and decided to stab him

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I mean, they were politicians. backstabbing is their forte

    • @allyssadanieli5951
      @allyssadanieli5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mischr13 you’re right but they took backstabbing a little too literally back then😂😂

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@allyssadanieli5951 true lol

    • @camihl3841
      @camihl3841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "Julius, you're not weird for being stabbed. You were stabbed for being weird."

  • @em-ilyo2733
    @em-ilyo2733 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk why but this man is so wholesome for some reason. he “rescues” them. honestly just happy this man has something he enjoys sm:)

  • @akarimingliminjee
    @akarimingliminjee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for making my day, Dylan!!! Thanks for having my humour

  • @supahsamurai1
    @supahsamurai1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Narrator: "He's been collecting balloons for over 5 decades."
    Me: 💀
    Julius & Nephew: "Started at the age of 8 and am 62 now, So....40 years?"
    Me: 💀💀
    Dylan: "Now 62 - 8 = 65.....naw jk 54, oh shit...I'm not good at writing 4s...or 5s"
    Me:💀💀💀💀💀💥💥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Cldi5025
    @Cldi5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    *"He rescues balloons he believes to be in danger”*
    Aight

    • @yousseffarhat9947
      @yousseffarhat9947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know if you’re a friends fan or if you will know this line, but for some reason that “Aight” reminded me of chandler when phoebe was in labor and he asked her doctor about fonzie 😅

  • @corinnewelter1144
    @corinnewelter1144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely loved the roller coaster of emotions you went on in this video haha

  • @sifft177
    @sifft177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hope you do more of these!!! some of the ones you read the title of are SO funny

  • @padmaiyer3197
    @padmaiyer3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    dylan "clearly we have a budget to purchase friends"
    julius "fuck you say to me??" DYINGG😭😭😭

    • @tinniesealjiji
      @tinniesealjiji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol he's like I'm not your friend

  • @anjaleenas719
    @anjaleenas719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The insatiable urge to mention Dylan's cute nose ring, and the fact that how cleverly he manages to disregard his fashion sense.
    And the Romeo and Juliet example, oh gosh this man has my heart♥

  • @nonfields8323
    @nonfields8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    " how we find it is 62 minus the 8 years he wasn't doing it, and then you get.. 65, so he's be doing this for 65 years, not 40!"
    dylan said confidently
    great job.

  • @user-pf3vz3rd9h
    @user-pf3vz3rd9h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Dylan, don't know if you'll see this but I wanted to tell you that I had a rough day and my closest friend was really insensitive and hurtful to me. I came home and played your videos and started feeling better. Your videos have become my source of comfort and relaxation and I just wanted to thank you for it. Stay awesome.

  • @madisonsapp2011
    @madisonsapp2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Dylan: “are they in Kentucky?”
    Me who lives in Kentucky: it’s a good joke, a great joke even……

    • @ankithab9095
      @ankithab9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont get the joke could u explain lol

    • @nishitaa.
      @nishitaa. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, the joke was definitely odd.

    • @savannahtapia841
      @savannahtapia841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ankithab9095 lol he was just making a joke about the amount of brain cells shared by people from Kentucky. i think Madison got the majority of them tho, because 1) shes a troublemaker and 2) aware of the stereotypes of people where she lives

  • @beatrizcabral2694
    @beatrizcabral2694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Dylan: you know the stereotypes about people from Kentucky
    me, an argentinean: *awkward laugh*

    • @brittanyirvin5893
      @brittanyirvin5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Me from Kentucky: 😭😭😭

    • @Moonstruck07
      @Moonstruck07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brittanyirvin5893 Is it a real stereotype? Or Dylan made it up?

    • @brittanyirvin5893
      @brittanyirvin5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Moonstruck07 well, I do suck at math lmao but not everyone does. My husband is excellent.

    • @Moonstruck07
      @Moonstruck07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@brittanyirvin5893 Sorry I didn't phrase it well, I meant to ask is it something that people really say about Kentucky! Not that if it is actually true..

    • @vervanta
      @vervanta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Moonstruck07 i’m from kentucky and ive never heard anyone say that

  • @jenniferstone9044
    @jenniferstone9044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m crying pls this was so funny😭

  • @angelicy2493
    @angelicy2493 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    please keep doing these late night dylan watching my strange addiction videos because i loved seeing your reactions towards themKFJDKFJD

  • @witchdoctorbad6787
    @witchdoctorbad6787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Wow I can’t believe that this guy has been collecting balloons for 65 years, and he’s only 62 years old. That’s crazy!

  • @imnotsure4864
    @imnotsure4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    This is definitely childhood trauma or something. Its weird but then he seems so harmless, hes chillin and vibing with his balloons. Unlike rapists who prey on women and literally ruining her life. I hope this guy remains in his peace in his life.

  • @shelbymcbride4688
    @shelbymcbride4688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let’s do another one with the car obsessed guy. That’s the one that’s always brought up the most when bringing up this show.

  • @krystalhernandez7128
    @krystalhernandez7128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dylan gives me life i love this channel!!😭☺️

  • @BehindTheEditor
    @BehindTheEditor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I don’t wanna know but I have to know” - perfectly sums up life

  • @gaylepatrick2439
    @gaylepatrick2439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    It’s nice to see that Dylan is self aware of his math issues

  • @fayeezazareenrenee9215
    @fayeezazareenrenee9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my goodness I couldn’t stop laughing, sometimes I just really need Dylan video laugh session

  • @noelkapp8731
    @noelkapp8731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this so much 😂 (also nice how respectful he was)

  • @fikirahunim7526
    @fikirahunim7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Dylan’s strange addition is watching things until he hates himself

  • @ashithaj
    @ashithaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just came back from watching your 2019 met gala video. We want a new one

  • @AmarieRedLipstick
    @AmarieRedLipstick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’d love this to be a series, honestly

  • @mddskat
    @mddskat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I have had the WORST day at work and this is exactly what I needed to brighten my mood

  • @millivanilli1826
    @millivanilli1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Never was so early

  • @bhanupriyaraut714
    @bhanupriyaraut714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Already been one week to this!!! Where's the next vid??? C'mon in need weekly Dylan humor here!

  • @MeadowSongs
    @MeadowSongs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just discovered I apparently have epilepsy and this chaos is the only media keeping me sane

  • @carissa4081
    @carissa4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    “If you’ve ever been stabbed you’re a weirdo”.
    “The Killer Whales are probably like ‘kill me’”
    I could quote so many things you say, so hilarious.
    And the overly complex maths explanation of how to work out how long the guy has had boners for balloons for, was very funny.
    Also, I always like your editing where you cut to the next bit of video and the audio from the previous part continues and the opposite. I’m sure there’s a technical term for that, but I don’t know film terms.
    Thanks for the video, Dylan. 💚

    • @-a7181
      @-a7181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dylan needs to read this

    • @real_slim_jadey
      @real_slim_jadey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s called a J-cut or an L-cut. An L-cut uses the audio from a previous scene to play over footage of a new scene, and a J-cut is just the opposite

    • @carissa4081
      @carissa4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@real_slim_jadey Thanks for letting me know :)

  • @shay5323
    @shay5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Dylan: "Its like adult films for balloon lovers..."
    Also Dylan: "Is it like the Montagues and the Capulets?"
    What is this channel coming to? 🤣

  • @pp7368
    @pp7368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg. just love each and every comment dylan made throught the video. i have never laughed so hard ever before

  • @norarobinson5077
    @norarobinson5077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More reactions to this show please this made my day!! U reacting to this was halarious!😂😂

  • @snipermonke4life26
    @snipermonke4life26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dylan: prepare for trouble
    Julius: and make it double

    • @shazam2044
      @shazam2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which Julius?

    • @shazam2044
      @shazam2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Statue Julius or Looner Julius

    • @snipermonke4life26
      @snipermonke4life26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rock hard julius😏

    • @shazam2044
      @shazam2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snipermonke4life26 Ah yes, my favourite.

    • @Anastasiyax
      @Anastasiyax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To protect this world from devastation

  • @phoenixonfire101
    @phoenixonfire101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've missed late night Dylan. Keep making more

  • @cats_are_love
    @cats_are_love 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    GIVE US MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS. i love that youre not making fum of those people like other youtubers ive seen

  • @Bluebee21
    @Bluebee21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Dylan: “NO hugging and kissing a balloon is absolutely not the same thing as a woman”
    Also Dylan: “People who get aroused by popping balloons are like those who get aroused by murdering”

  • @user-li3yn6ef3z
    @user-li3yn6ef3z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Late night dylan has the budget for a wardrobe protest now? Diva dylan come thru 💅🏼💅🏼