You Submitted Questions About *ME*. I Answer.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ก.ค. 2024
- Twitter: / thedmatthews
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0:00 - intro
0:47 - will you take recommendations?
0:58 - is college a scam?
1:06 - say something nice about college, Dylan
1:37 - introducing my new friend
2:11 - advice for 15 year olds?
2:34 - do you socialize with 30 year olds?
2:59 - my "photos" leaked
3:44 - if I had to get a tattoo, what would it be?
4:16 - thoughts on current political environment?
5:46 - best str*p clubs in Phoenix?
6:22 - how's your book going?
6:40 - how do you maintain your confidence?
7:26 - favorite thing to do in bed?
7:33 - K-dramas and K-pop?
8:07 - what anime do you like?
9:10 - seriously, how's your book?
9:29 - do you have a swexual preference?
9:42 - your videos help me fall asleep
9:57 - dating advice...from a 15 year old
11:09 - first date deal breakers?
11:32 - favorite/least favorite things about yourself?
12:11 - rapid fire + random questions
16:41 - outro - บันเทิง
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Dylan mentioning his dad actually caught me off guard. I think of him as a lone entity that just appeared at some point.
lollll
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Why does this make so much sense lmao
Sameeee
wait, so you're telling me he isn't?
College has given Dylan more trust issues than any woman could
This 😂😂😂retweet
LITERALLY
😂😂
thats literally the funniest thing ive ever heard
bUt iT waSn'T evEn a CoLlege...
“How’s your book going?” “Shut up.” Dylan doesn’t know how relatable of a writer he is
so true
Yeah that's me when someone asks about my book so...very accurate
Since I've started my first book I've been asked lots of time and it's the worst. I honestly wanna punch the person sometimes and I think I will to the next person that asks LMAO
@@phoenixonfire101 The amount of self-control I practice when being asked that question is truly astounding but I fear that one day I'll snap lmao
As a writer, I felt that on so many levels 😂
"How's your book going?"
"SHUT UP!"
every writer in the world felt that
Dylan can call himself pathetic all he wants, but this guy is actually is hella sensible.
Trueeee . Lol 😂
Yes
dylan looks like he’s ready for christian girl autumn
im laughing so hard at this
ACCURATE 💀💀
Now let's make this comment the most popular.
omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And i love it
I love that he's confused about the peniis tattoo question, but he was the one handpicking it already from more than 18000 questions..... 😂
he had to plug that life hack there though
Dylan calls his new friend to come on screen.
Me: “It’s going to be a statue, isn’t it?”
I know this man child way today well
Calling Cleopatra “Patty” has really messed with me and I don’t know why I can’t stop thinking about it
Me too! I didn't even realize it was short for Cleopatra at first 😂
My name is Pati (Hungarian) and some people write it as Patty and I was like Oh....
But it's Cleopatra😂
Because it makes more sense to call her Cleo😭
@@keyanenaidoo905 Exactly
Cleo aka patty
i hope dylan knows he genuinely makes us the happiest
I think he knows! We tell him all the time
@@vedarao_0 🥲
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Dylan, don’t feel shame in your low social battery, that’s just the sign of being an introvert. And no that isn’t a bad thing and doesn’t mean you hate people. It just means you need alone time to recharge! Just know your not alone, but also, like, recharging by yourself with some video games just can’t be beat 🖖🏻💙
It doesn't only mean introversion, ambiverts are more that way too 😩 around 70% of human population is ambiverted rather than fully introverted or extroverted, and he definitely strikes me as an ambivert
Exactly what strikes you that he’s an ambivert? Not saying he isn’t, but lots of people think introverts are people who don’t talk, are boring with no personality, and could never have a TH-cam channel (I read so many comments on one introvert’s channel, strangers saying she wasn’t one because “introverts don’t like cameras”). It’s so stupid. There’s a ton of introverts who are performers and actors.
But, no, introverts can be super friendly and happy-go-lucky too. We smile. We have humor. We do have a personality. And no one needs to show that they do all the time, but it doesn’t mean they’re not like that.
@@dollieeatstoomuch5916 not all introverts are what you think they are. we aren’t always cooped up and hate socializing, we just have a low social battery. introverts can be outgoing, fun, and the life of the party too.
@Jennifer Slattery true, but he could be an ambivert
I feel like Dylan is the type of person who is gonna make you laugh and have such a fun time with, that he never takes himself seriously when he's in a crowd or in a happy mood or something, but at the same time he can just sit down, cozy up and just talk with you about everything until 5 in the morning..
ok
i get the same vibes from him!
How old are y’all😭
No one:
No one ever:
*someone mentions college*
Dylan: you know I actually have a funny story!
Same energy as John Mulaney
😂 my college told us not to come 2 weeks before we were suppose to. 6 years later I’m still not over it
@@Junemoh10 looks
Shit goes down in college
does Dylan actually believe that he isn’t hot? Like it’s not just his looks but his personality too like damn it’s just so attractive
Literally I just drool every video
It's a common nature. The most attractive people are often the most insecure. (I'm not saying Dylan is the finest specimen but lol)
@@persephoneforkore >_
Just cause he doesnt think he is hot, it doesnt mean he's insecure
agreed
I never stopped to think that dylan has parents like he never really talks about them that much😂😂
He used to talk about them more he has mom dad older brother and younger sister
He has a few videos of cutting down a Christmas tree with them from early days of Dylan is in Trouble
Dylan, I raise you. Your college might have disappeared and shut down but my HIGH SCHOOL is shutting down and I'm still IN IT. We are going to be the last year to graduate before it shuts down.
Good luck bro ❤️
Why is it shutting down?
its been 8 months dawg r u ok
my middle school shut down while i was in it, we were the last class to graduate
I love that Dylan dresses in the extremes. He’s either in a thin half open shirt or a thick turtleneck two sizes too big lol
I never noticed that 😂
Duality of man
That too in Arizona. How does he even survive in that turtleneck there?
@@spacegirl9006 he must have great ac
it’s me, I am Dylan
The thing I respect about Dylan the most is that no matter how big he gets he’ll never have more than 6 shirts in his wardrobe
It’s like the opposite of Chris Stuckman who has a new cool t shirt for every video.
Yes this is what I love about his content it's consistent
@@lh9591 Dylan is the anti Chris lol
Savage truth.
or does he have like 50 of the same 7 shirts??🧐🧐🧐
Something about Dylan admitting to watching Kdramas and Kpop + saying strong woman do bongsoon is his FAVORITE feels like a fever dream.
Ikr! When he said he likes strong girl do bong soon I was like: YAAASS THE MAN HAS TASTE 👏👏👏
The fact is getting a sequel this year finally T:T
his light-hearted intelligence is beyond captivating
dylan at the beginning of the year: “i bought a lot of shirts and won’t wear the same one more than two times”
dylan now: *wears the same sweater in every video*
I know right 😂
fr🤣😂
But the shirts underneath are different 😂
@@nataliagalecka3614 astute observation 😂
i think he lives in az he might just have one sweater
At this point I feel like everyone's purposely asking questions related to college from Dylan. The troublemaker community has the exact same vibes as Dylan lol, I love it.
Dylan, as a professional writer, lemme tell you... getting asked when your project is coming out and having a mental breakdown cause it's been years since you started it is THE quintessential writer experience. Welcome to the club, buddy ^.^
At this rate, I know more about Dylan's college experience than my own
dylan has the best energy
"it's not cause i can't get a girl. it's a choice. every girls choice"
The fact that Dylan named her Patty and not Cleo is an outrage to all H20 fans😂
FACTS
🎵Cause I'm no ordinary girl🎵
CLEUR
OH! I didn't even think about Cleopatra
SO TRUE
Dylan as a Strong girl Do Bong Soon fan makes my heart warm honestly
Ikr😂i wish he started doing commentaries on kdramas, that would be hella funny
I am watching the series right now, and for the life of me I couldn't remember who in my friend circle had first mentioned it to me! It seems my brain considers Dylan as my friend 😂
Same my fav drama
A long while ago I really wanted him to react to it but knowing that it's actually one of his favorites makes me incredibly happy. A man with taste.
Yesss fr bc its one of my favourite top dramas!! And itaewon class tooo and also i love that he knows/listens to kpop x
hearing Dylan giggling just made my day. what an adorable human
you mean adorable human bean?
As someone that has anxiety and often needs background noise to fall asleep, that is the biggest compliment. You can't fall asleep to just anything and they're often comfort shows.
seconded :)
I feel like we are soul sisters😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Same! I thought it was just me😭
@@myahneshae3147 dude, same. Recently I found out it's not that uncommon. Guess our brains don't know how to stfu
@@shay1999 😳
I like that Dylan builds himself up as much as he talks himself down, I'm the same way, it's a good balance.
The whole "thoughts on current political environment?" section had me speechless. I love you Dylan you're so hot, your mind, wow
IKR
Loved how Dylan answered the political question. I always get tense when my favorite people get asked questions like that. He could easily have just given a neutral answer but bringing up the video of Russell Brand and Candace Owens was perfect. It showed us that he was honest in his answer and it made me respect him more. This is definitely one of my favorite videos of his. Also, welcome to the fam Miss Patty!
I felt exactly the same
Yeah same
Yesss!!! I had the exact same thought! 🧡
i laughed so hard when Dylan snatched his hand away from Patty's boob
ME TOO HAHA
Lmao
That was hilarious 😭
Me too I had to go back couple times to laugh more
@@natashafuller2975 😭😭same
Truly, THANK YOU for finally completing your perfect, symmetrical Wes Anderson setup by giving Julius a lady friend. Welcome to the family, Patty.
This feels like an insult to Wes Anderson 😂
@@toni3762 Wes Anderson should feel lucky to be compared with the one true monarch
I love that I am a 21 year old girl wearing that exact same sweater in orange and saying to all my relatives, that I dont need advice, bc me being single, IS A CHOICE
“Provide something worthy of being watched” honestly the best advice that I wish more youtubers listened to 😂
dylan talking about “never ever ever taking a photo of my downstairs” gave me MAJOR tangled vibes
YES
everything dylan does gives me tangled vibes
I have no idea what this means but I gotta Know what it means in order to prevent insomnia
@@psychadelicpotato8580 Dylan made a tangled movie review and people have been saying that he is like flynn rider (a character from that movie). So tangled vibes just means flynn rider vibes. At least I'm pretty sure that I understood the comment.
TRUE
Dylan is calling himself pathetic, but in reality he's just a great guy. And, I guess people can agree with me when I say that I genuinely love the person that he whether he's sad, happy or even depressed because of his own content
yeah I feel that. sadly we'll never actually know him enough to definitively claim that he's a great person but from his videos he always spreads good vibes
Definitely
Hey I'm your 1k like I mean it was at 999 before I liked it ❤️
Aaawww Julius got a girlfriend 💗💗
Also the acting when u asked if she wanted to be on camera was top knotch-u almost tricked me😂
Your advice to a 15-year-old is actually pretty good! Valuable at any age, really.
Someone write a story about Dylan having two roommates, one a Roman emperor and one an Egyptian Queen, and he has to keep them out of trouble in a modern world
Why is that so wattpad 🥴
They were together though to be fair haha
DUDE YES i'd buy that book in a heartbeat
Omg this would be a perfect webcomic!
That book will be written before his 😜😂
Why is no one talking about when Dylan said fuck you because someone wanted him to make a Shark Tale video! That made me laugh so hard because he always say don’t recommend things to him, he won’t do it. That was the funniest part in my opinion I’m still laughing 😂
The fact that he's been saying no recommendations since his early videos too😭 he doesnt budge
@@aminata7857 why though? lmao
@@thetruth830 he said bc then the comment section will just be spammed with a billion comments recommending stuff when he would rather people be sharing their actual thoughts on the video. Something along those lines.
@@thetruth830 he said that when people just recommend movies in the comment section, he loses the connection with us viewers! it’s not as meaningful if the comment section is just recs and not our opinions or interaction with him
@@spacegirlie @justexisting ohhhh that actually makes a lot of sense! I see that all the time with reactors videos and it annoys the hell out of me lmao, so he has a point
"What's your favorite thing to do in bed?"
Dylan: "Ya really wanna know? 😏 Sleep. 🙂"
I laughed SO hard 😂
I really thought Patty was an actual person who was replacing Misoa
But then I was like Misoa can never be replaced as she is the best guest star ever to the channel sorry Julius
She was his gf rii or am i tripping?
“I don't mind roasting myself because I don't take myself too seriously. I think sometimes in life people think so seriously. It's like, we are all gonna die. Bieng able to see the forest through the trees... You get so stuck in your life, day-to-day minutiae, like I gotta get this done and I got this responsibility and I gotta take care of this and that. You kinda forget that you have like a greater life that you're playing right now. So just enjoy yourself. Enjoy your time. Don't take yourself too seriously. Be able to laugh at yourself but also like yourself. That's important.”
- Dylan (2021)
Thanks for writing it out
“I say we go back to a monarchy with me as king, of course.”
I agree and to contradict Dylan, I don’t want to hear from anyone who disagrees.
hey ur pfp is my discord pfp
12:00 somehow it never occurred to me that he has parents
16:34 Julius being stabbed in the back once again
I adore how Dylan is so cocky and full of himself, but he’s also always the first one who roasts himself.
Ah the duality 😂
Edit: Does Dylan just collect statues?
He collects friends
@@mila_the_bee8163 💀💀
I’m so glad to see that Dylan is in a healthy throuple with Julius and Patty. It’ll be good for him
I just knew Dylan was a Strong Girl Bong-Soon fan. It fits him perfectly
Man, that “Shut up!” got me. I laughed so hard because of that sneak attack 😆
How do you stay so positive?
Dylan: So we're all gonna die right-
Yeah like ''so depressed I'm happy''
Dylan : “First date deal breaker, anybody spends a lot of time gossiping and talk bad about others”
Me : but I love when you roast people in your videos lol
He doesn’t want the competition obvi 😂😂😂
We just got my dog's life expectancy from the vet and this honestly was the only thing I needed today. Thank you Dylan.
No one might find this comment interesting, but I hope you might read this, Dylan.
I opened my old laptop today for the first time in 6 months, and realized I had a TH-cam Tab still open with one of your videos on pause. So I decided to watch some of your newer uploads.
It wasn’t until I reached 7:21 on this video that I found myself able to breathe a little better than I have been in months. Due to life’s troubles and stress. Thank you for those few words. I needed to hear them…
him wearing the same sweater is the same energy as cartoon characters who wear the same clothes every episode
Dylan doesn’t wanna talk about how desperate he is for a girlfriend so he doesn’t hurt his chances of that actually happening SO STOP ASKING HIM .
Or he just doesn't really care. We don't know
I do believe that he's single by choice
I know these people mean well but he shouldn't have to talk about personal things like that. It's honestly none of our businesses
I mean, the guy is cute, funny, have some sort of intelligence and is somewhat famous. He is definitely single by choice 😅 I doubt he would be struggling to get a girl if he wanted to
@@Mikiwan he is wonderful and someone could be the most amazing person but still struggles to find a perfect match because its a matter of what he wants but can’t find, not because he is short of qualities. People pressuring him is uncool
i love watching dylan’s videos cause he always goes off on random tangents about things he’s passionate about and he gets so excited and it’s cute
The Dylan/Julius/Patty love triangle is the dramatic content I sub for
Dylan's laugh is the cutest thing I've heard this year.
I like how Dylan knows his history and knows that for a time Caesar and Cleopatra were in a relationship and had a child
Wasn’t it Antony and Cleopatra?
@@vasumathimenaka they weren't exactly monogamous.
@@vasumathimenaka Caesar also had a child named Caesarian with cleopatra but he was later killed by Octavius aka Augustus Caesar because he was a threat to his legitimacy…. Never been so happy that I pay attention in ap world just so I could get that joke
You responded to my question and gave me funny and very positive feedback. I've been watching you for almost 2yrs now, thank you for all the laughs and content you've created.
My almost 2yr old still watches you 💯🖤
the laugh at 11:08 is the cutest LMAO
I think we’re all thinking the same thing: Dylan needs to start a podcast.
His *silent stares into the camera* to see if you get his jokes will either be extra hilarious or very confusing because "is my Spotify still working?".
@@merry_christmas
Dylan: I'm aware you can't see me right now, but picture me with an intense stare - exactly... NOW.
Dylan: ..... ..... ....
Dylan: ....anyways, where was I?
@Bello the turtle Well explained, that’s the vibe he gives.
BTW: Love ur Yoon pic, he’s so cute💗
This is the funniest video that a self absorbed person could make 😂 Dylan makes it all worth it
14:09 that expression, this is the first time I saw dylan makes that expression with that tone.
I'm SO attracted to Dylan my goodness. ♡
I just love how witty he is & also his confidence? Yes. Never miss a video.
Dylan getting stabbed by Julius for messing with Patty is the most full circle moment in history. (Not saying that I want him to get stabbed by Jules but he should watch his back)🤭
As much as Dylan is hilarious and roasts everything, including himself, damn he's intelligent and great at advice when he really wants to give it.
Also I relate so hard to the process of writing a book and then getting another idea and having to stop the first one to write the next one - it's rough
I gave my mom a birthday morning breakfast from things in the house, she loved it and the reason is that she could smell it from all the way upstairs and it reminded her of when she was a child
"you're like the older brother that would find me in the washer" BROO--- I SCREAMED LMFAOOOOOO
The misdirect of a lifetime would be if his college opened again.
Now that would be a different story
Let's not actually ask about his sexual orientation or relationships (or lack of lol) because that's an invasion of privacy and not anyone's place to ask. He didn't seem to mind it much but that doesn't mean it's ok to ask weird personal questions.
Agreed. And if he does start dating someone, it’s not anyone’s business but theirs. Not everyone wants their relationship status to be public, especially if it’s casual. Imagine the pressure of starting to date someone and your whole fan base either hyping up or tearing down the relationship/person.
I feel like Dylan would enjoy Parasite: the maxim, if he hasn't seen it already, but then again, it's one of my favorites so i'm biased.
1:53 this was so funny when he realised he was holding her boob and was like AHH and quickly pulled his hand away 😂😂😂 had me dying
Dylan in: Dodging questions for 17 minutes straight.
Not the 15 year old giving Dylan dating advice I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣
Things I love from this video:
- Colleges are a scam
- Dylan having that perfect mix between being able to make jokes and be funny while also answering the questions in full and actually caring about what he's talking about
- Why would you think Dylan, Strip club - who can i go ask about strip clubs thats right - Dylan
- Enough crying laughing emojis to fill a whole conversation
- Dylan grabbing Patty to show us and then moving his hand away when he realized he was touching her bobbie cause thats super funny to me
- Watch Shark Tales - Fuck you
- How's your book going? Shut up.
- Dylan laughing at the step-bro joke
- SCROOOOOOOOLL
Feel free to comment other things you liked
dylan, julius, and patty: the trio we never knew we needed.
6:00 the voice break when dylan said “stripclub connoisseur” LMAOOOO
Dylan you’re so hot without even trying. That’s it.
yes sometimes i have to repeat the video cause i just zone out because of his beauty
Whenever he keeps his shirt open, I just look at his chest and space out lmfao
@@thoet7270 wtf
These comments make me uncomfortable but go off ig
@@polkadotss uhhh sorry ig? 💀😭
Never in my life have I ever thought I'd hear someone refer to Cleopatra as Patty 😭😭✋🏼
Ask any girl "What's your type?"
Girls: Tall guys who are funny.
A 30 year old Dylan: Well, that's why I'm single, I'm not tall.
Troublemakers:🤦🏽🤦🏽
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is my absolute favorite anime, and it’s written by a woman, so the female characters actually have a role in the narrative, and they’re not sexualized.
Ooo I'm going to add to the list
I finished it today... THIS SHOW IS AMAZING
I wonder if it's a coincidence FMAB, which is considered the greatest anime of all time by many, was written by a woman 🤔
@@kathypop4 I'm all for feminism but the backing for that goes out of the window when every other competitor is male written and the main characters are also male😭
He was SO close to answering the Misoa question lmao
I SAW THAT TOO i almost shit bricks
Gosh i would have loved him to get that question
Why does he even have to answer that? The answer is probably boring like she's working a lot or gets tired of being on camera or he has his own vision for his channel. It's not gonna be an interesting story and it's not gonna be the answer they want to hear.
They're still together?
@@candiceallen4455 they were never together as in couple wise I believe but we all think they’re still friends well we hope!
I feel you on that 30-year-old single life, Dylan. For what it’s worth, you seem like a great guy to me.
HIS FAV KDRAMA IS STRONG WOMAN DO BONG SOON??? DYLAN I LOVE YOU
My grandfather just passed away and your videos are one of the only things keeping me together. Thank you❤️
I hope you're doing okay, take care
So sorry for your loss :(( ❤️❤️❤️
So sorry to hear, wishing you all the support you may need. ❤️
My condolences, i hope ure doing better and i also recommend watching movies, videos or games to distract urself. It can be really helpfull at situations Like that.
My mom passed last week so I know the feeling. Dylan really helps. He is the only thing I look forward to now
There is literally no one who cannot like him. He is so adorable!!
10:45 lol i can relate. I'm 29 and I never had a boyfriend. people keep giving me tips and pieces of advice even younger ones lol .they don't understand that is my choice to be single and i don't like dating, I know it's kinda weird but that's how I feel. At this point I just nod and pretend that I care about what they're saying.
7:00 I needed to hear this today, thank you
the advice for 15 yr olds is so true. im 21 and having people you want to be like with actual good morals is important. even if you dont know them and its a celeb. dont just follow everything your peers say.
The way that I learnt he loves kdramas made me love him even moree: Itaewon and strong woman, both my favorites.
Yaas me too! My top 5 dramas are
Penthouse, Vincenzo, strong woman bong soon, Moon lovers and itaewon class
Ahhh same
my fav of all time is “goblin” but “strong woman, do bong soon” is another favorite :)
@@jadarocks01 same sis with many others besides😂
I'm a sucker for romance so Strong woman and WWWSK are my top 2
Your voice is so calming and it’s relaxing 😭😭
My favorite thing about these videos is that half the time, Dylan is being a maniacal and sarcastic fool. Then the other half, he’s displaying genuine wisdom and thoughtful advice. It’s like a *choose your own adventure* advice edition.
"The book is going great aka. I have a bunch of other book ideas Imma gonna write instead" 😂 relatable AF! As a comfort, there's quite a lot of famous author's that did not debut until they were past their 50s
I've noticed that a lot
"And by that I mean I have a couple other book ideas that just popped into my head and I might start working on those instead."
The words of a true writer
Writing a book is hard, time consuming and takes a lot of creativity. Keep up the good work Dylan
this video was so hilarious. i love watching your content when i’m down it always puts a smile on my face