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  • @DylanIsInTrouble
    @DylanIsInTrouble  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    Hey guys I'm opening up the next submissions form, fill it out if you need relationship advice!
    docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeePFz2b463tdmutiqEkYXhvdBqaQCY1QizwyR4bxEvSnQv9A/viewform?usp=sf_link

  • @JadneParks
    @JadneParks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16336

    Dylan's getting better! He mentioned college and DIDN'T talk about his college closing!

    • @hatsume657
      @hatsume657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +898

      He will now mention the broken necklace instead 🤣

    • @sarahsoffe6505
      @sarahsoffe6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      The world is healing

    • @fredgunning2649
      @fredgunning2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      We love character development😍

    • @timmyanzalone8742
      @timmyanzalone8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Never thought I’d see the day

    • @emmaguns6148
      @emmaguns6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Shhhhh if you mention it hes gonna think about it

  • @Ella-fv4hm
    @Ella-fv4hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12350

    I think Dylan has mentioned the Gucci necklace a few times now… is this gonna be the new college shutting down joke

    • @saiquatabassum6321
      @saiquatabassum6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      We have the randomest inside jokes in this cult, don't we?
      Oh wait.. this isn't ooga booga

    • @yoshinoriisanangel2229
      @yoshinoriisanangel2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I can’t with him honestly 💀

    • @nikitagigigeorge8572
      @nikitagigigeorge8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He just mentioned it like twice😂 one in his ooga booga channel and once here

    • @Ella-fv4hm
      @Ella-fv4hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@nikitagigigeorge8572 I could’ve sworn this was the third time already 🤔 either way it’s just funny. And he mentioned it again within this video.

    • @starinthem
      @starinthem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha definitely since he spent like 800 bucks on it

  • @christinazechariah6280
    @christinazechariah6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6039

    Dylan: I'm going through a lot of personal stuff at the moment.
    Me: Oh shoot, I didn't even know, I'm sorry.
    Dylan: Yeah, my Gucci necklace broke.
    Me: …I should have known...

    • @rayneh7517
      @rayneh7517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      😂😂😂lmao I love this comment

    • @KikiT92
      @KikiT92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I also was very concerned for a second there.

    • @K-Y-L-E
      @K-Y-L-E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I liked the video right after that

    • @user-ih2br2xx6n
      @user-ih2br2xx6n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOO

    • @Bluecupcake122
      @Bluecupcake122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was about to laugh at first but when he said that I felt bad for laughing and then he mentioned the necklace lmao

  • @steqhyy9644
    @steqhyy9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3876

    Since Dylan loves Eugene so much, I’m so mad he hasn’t watched The Princess and The Frog, we all know how much he’d love Prince Naveen.

    • @phelisejoy7118
      @phelisejoy7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      He so would

    • @goldensunflower229
      @goldensunflower229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Omgosh yes! Hopefully he’ll watch it soon! I love that movie

    • @dhwnfilms9581
      @dhwnfilms9581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pls- you spoke my mind

    • @caitlynbonnyface4011
      @caitlynbonnyface4011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @madeleinehaddad1350
      @madeleinehaddad1350 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ik this comment was posted a year ago but love the sneaky movie recommendation 😏😏

  • @nataliebakken9267
    @nataliebakken9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7116

    The “until I hate myself” series reigns supreme

    • @-abi-
      @-abi- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My favourite series

    • @natasha4440
      @natasha4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is a until i hate myself however it feels like a little night dylan

    • @natasha4440
      @natasha4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Elena Jaimes Bahena it is late haahahahaga i cant spell

    • @AW_13_swifties
      @AW_13_swifties 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that show is so good

  • @radiokat1306
    @radiokat1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    Dylan: "don't most ppl graduate college at 22?"
    Me: just surprised he missed a golden opportunity to mention his college scam story

    • @chowla2058
      @chowla2058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Was waiting for that !

    • @laylammorais
      @laylammorais 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I really thought he was gonna say that for at least 30 sec of the video haha
      p.s. I would've graduated at 21 if I haven't dropped out, I think other countries are later 🤔

    • @SuperYoutubaki
      @SuperYoutubaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Meanwhile, I'm 28 and still haven't graduated..

    • @vasi119
      @vasi119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SuperYoutubaki same here :D Germany ...

    • @sarahjane243
      @sarahjane243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikrrrrr

  • @nicanproud
    @nicanproud 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

    Watching this video 2 years late. The intro to the nose ring. What a fucking iconic moment😂

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He kept the same style for -8 years! (As he is now 22 years old. 😉)

    • @AW_13_swifties
      @AW_13_swifties 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      frfr

    • @kenziemason7487
      @kenziemason7487 หลายเดือนก่อน

      loving this now w the love island US tea

  • @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061
    @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    I feel like Dylan should apply to be a contestant. I would so dearly love it if they selected him and my guy just became an agent of chaos within this reality show lol.

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And then get dragged for being malnourished!?? Our boy knows better than to do that to himself LMAO

    • @ToryIsCooliest
      @ToryIsCooliest ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@JC_Cali He's got a pretty face, nice teeth, and charisma. I think he'd be fine on the show. Either he looks like the underdog because he's not buff, or he gets the villain edit because he's the source of drama. It's perfect.

    • @tereza19
      @tereza19 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nooo, he should be the narrator 😂

  • @madisonsapp2011
    @madisonsapp2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8653

    Dylan: “don’t most people graduate college at 22?”
    Me waiting for the whole “My CoLlEgE ClOsEd dOwN It wAs a sCaM” line.

    • @peerydestiny
      @peerydestiny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      lold at this

    • @corina.grindeanu
      @corina.grindeanu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Me thinking that I'll graduate at 24 because I changed universities at 20😳

    • @alphabettown04
      @alphabettown04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@corina.grindeanu Oof okay this might sound so lame, but as someone who’s been struggling a lot with college and most likely won’t graduate until I’m in my mid twenties too, your comment made me feel less lonely. Thank you.

    • @corina.grindeanu
      @corina.grindeanu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@alphabettown04 don't worry, we've got this!! A lot of people think it's taboo to talk about this stuff, but it's better to find what we like and take our time instead of rushing through life without enjoying it. Good luck!💕

    • @alphabettown04
      @alphabettown04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@corina.grindeanu Thank you so much! Good luck to you too! ❤️

  • @noneywright6333
    @noneywright6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    Love Island is always fun as you see someone and your like "wow they are so attractive" and the second they open their mouth you instantly recoil. Almost every time.

  • @autumnbarnett2368
    @autumnbarnett2368 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Petition for Dylan to watch this season of Love Island 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

  • @mounia8548
    @mounia8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I love how Dylan is always drunk without being drunk.

  • @daniellayongo
    @daniellayongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7429

    dylan: “don’t most people graduate college” at 22?
    medicine majors: 👁👄👁

    • @jessicayoung3656
      @jessicayoung3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      You would have to go full time including summers to graduate in four years. Not everyone goes that fast in their schooling.

    • @daniellayongo
      @daniellayongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jessicayoung3656 exactly

    • @klaramathilda9929
      @klaramathilda9929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      psycho therapists:🥲🥲🥲

    • @cupofgreentea
      @cupofgreentea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      throw in the ppl as well who can only study part-time bc else they can't afford studying

    • @depressantdrug
      @depressantdrug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jessicayoung3656 Not true, four years is enough to graduate without taking classes in the summer. Everyone's circumstances are different and sometimes people who do take classes in the summer end up graduating earlier.

  • @Maria.43yrs.ago.
    @Maria.43yrs.ago. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4911

    Dylan: "I don't make enough money to afford anything real- like a personality"
    😂😂😂

    • @sunchips3199
      @sunchips3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I’m too high for you to be playing around with your user, I was so confused 😭

    • @user-mx6xy8vr6w
      @user-mx6xy8vr6w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sunchips3199 IKR I was so confused 👀

    • @catszs
      @catszs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your user…I got no sleep you can’t do this to me

    • @hq6332
      @hq6332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sunchips3199 omg same i was like 43 whatt now-

    • @Blacklemonsss
      @Blacklemonsss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your user gave a heart attack damm 💀

  • @fionamulder08
    @fionamulder08 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Y’all he’s had the nose ring bit going for TWO YEARSSSS and I know he is the only person who could manage to keep a joke going and still funny for that freakin long

    • @Crazy.Capricorn
      @Crazy.Capricorn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like ur pfp

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Especially such a dumb joke 😂 it’s impressive

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    12:30 okay but the little hip twist he did like he’s shy?? So cute lol

  • @Dasha-zu1qx
    @Dasha-zu1qx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    Dylan dragging down hot people like he doesn't know that he is one of them

  • @TheIrishKat
    @TheIrishKat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13785

    "I like hot people being rejected, they deserve it" - Dylan who's more attractive than most of the guys on the show 😂

  • @emilymesa5431
    @emilymesa5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    “Jesus gets pissed at his dad, God.” Thanks for the clarification Dylan.

  • @OISHIROSE
    @OISHIROSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I'm still salty that Dylan didn't finish the 'playing Love Island on my phone until I hate myself' (or whatever it was called) series. (Confession: I played the first 'season' of the game all the way through even though I'd never watched the show. Honestly it was exactly the kind of trash fun I needed)

    • @jessicawilliams3849
      @jessicawilliams3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As someone who is guilty of playing all three seasons of the Love Island Game, season 1 is easily the best one

    • @qualifiedarmchaircritic
      @qualifiedarmchaircritic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeeeh me too! It was my favourite comfort thing to do during quarantine

    • @NeshaBoo21
      @NeshaBoo21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessicawilliams3849 Jake is my heart

  • @siennaa.5123
    @siennaa.5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    throwback to when dylan would play love island the game and episode😭😭😭

    • @mhrb44
      @mhrb44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Omg I remember 😭😭

    • @megv7481
      @megv7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      we never got a conclusion! 😭

    • @vik1358
      @vik1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      i literally saw "love island" in the title and got soooo excited for a second hahahha i miss the love island series istg

    • @PaulaCatharina
      @PaulaCatharina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      those were the best videos lol

    • @Mango.L
      @Mango.L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      WE MISS BISH BISH

  • @ohhame1968
    @ohhame1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6512

    Dylan: 24! Don’t people graduate college at 22?
    *me who is still in college and won’t get a bachelors degree til I’m 24-25*
    Me: Your college shut down... you get no opinion

    • @aishaazeemah4289
      @aishaazeemah4289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      bahahahaa, same!

    • @nikacoldblue
      @nikacoldblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I'm getting a master's degree so I'm gonna be 25 when I graduate

    • @carinam.9447
      @carinam.9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I started college/university (in Germany) at 24 😅

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@carinam.9447 I started a new bachelor's at 25 (in the Netherlands). We'll have plenty of time to work. :)

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol same tho

  • @wtfislife7961
    @wtfislife7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “If he’s skinny then I’m malnourished”
    If Dylan’s malnourished then I died from starvation

  • @hellozukohere6514
    @hellozukohere6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "his name is Cinco, like the number 5... in French?"
    i actually love it when dylan's laughing at his own jokes "like the number 5 in french?"

  • @TigerCheer097
    @TigerCheer097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    Dylan really out here drowning his sorrows about his broken Gucci necklace by watching Love Island until he hates himself even more.

    • @hatsume657
      @hatsume657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      very intertaining coping mechanism

  • @FantasyBookAddict
    @FantasyBookAddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5460

    Dylan: don’t most people graduate college at 22?
    Me, still in college at 26: 👁👄👁💧 welp at least my school isn’t a scam 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @sethuzwane100
      @sethuzwane100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      ✨violence✨

    • @b_w_j
      @b_w_j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      Went for the jugular with that one 💀

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Yeah not everyone starts at 18. Some people can start later on in life when trying to deal with their stuff

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I was 24 because I changed majors. Because I lost my scholarship. Because my college said I failed my genetics and biochemistry classes when I actually passed but I could not gain my scholarship back.

    • @darksun2063
      @darksun2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      At least ur college didn’t shut down

  • @TheDragiix3
    @TheDragiix3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love how this show exploits this narcissistic mentality of the grass is greener over there for ME. On the other hand, it also destroys what little hope I have left in humanity. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @louvelvet
    @louvelvet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    i don’t even like love island but watching this makes me take pride in our UK show..

    • @joannamarieart
      @joannamarieart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As an American, yeah... this trash is the dollar store version of the UK show 😂😂😖

  • @yousra3279
    @yousra3279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18926

    The fact that Dylan is more attractive than all them dudes and he doesn’t even realise that 💀

    • @tyannawilliams4722
      @tyannawilliams4722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

      With the personality to match 🤌 chefs kiss

    • @elissao.6585
      @elissao.6585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@tyannawilliams4722 🤌💋

    • @filipa8626
      @filipa8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@tyannawilliams4722 right!!

    • @quicampbell8415
      @quicampbell8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Oh he does

    • @elenacarter7408
      @elenacarter7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

      It's cause guys think women want those types of guys and not personalities which isn't true. Female gaze and the male gaze.

  • @elizabethashley1436
    @elizabethashley1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    Dylan with a nose ring is a problem. We need to stop this transformation into pop-punk Flynn Rider before he gets too powerful

    • @B.B.666
      @B.B.666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I was wondering why no one was talking about his nose ring hahaha
      I like it tho!

    • @ebonynaomi9694
      @ebonynaomi9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      let him thrive😈

    • @aliyahmarie7612
      @aliyahmarie7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i want the lip ringggg

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It must be why his necklace broke. His eboy transformation was making him too powerful.

    • @emiliam2279
      @emiliam2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmaooo

  • @cayleyish7357
    @cayleyish7357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Dylan: If you're going to identify someone as blonde that has to be their natural hair color
    Dylan a few minutes back: Oh the blonde bombshell (who has dark hair roots)

  • @CM-sq2cu
    @CM-sq2cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Did your Gucci necklace break too" Omg I can't with this man 🤣

  • @turtleyawesome7233
    @turtleyawesome7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    I want David Attenborough to narrate an episode of love Island like a nature documentary

    • @harperandrea4462
      @harperandrea4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I WHEEZED LMAO

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I would pay to see it ngl

    • @laurachiriac1336
      @laurachiriac1336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would be epic.

    • @herenow4550
      @herenow4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      literally lol'd and now I want this so bad

    • @Stylz.
      @Stylz. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do I want Attenborough to call someone a slut now😂😂😂 just to hear how it sounds😂

  • @princesskatieeeee
    @princesskatieeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    Not me being a senior in college at 24 because I originally went to the same scam college Dylan did….

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      24, awwww you're still a tiny little puppy. I started a new bachelor's degree (which is three years in my country) at 25, and I'll probably be doing a 2 year master's, as bachelor's degrees alone aren't really valued, a master's degree and bachelor's are kind of seen as two components of the same degree. So, I'll be done by 30. :)

    • @sharakkhonart
      @sharakkhonart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Glad to hear the stories from you all! I still got 3 years of bachelors left and I'll be 24-25 by then)

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @The Dark Overlord Why are you so surprised? Don't they have master's programmes which last two years where you're from?

    • @IfYouAreReadingThisILY
      @IfYouAreReadingThisILY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @mariannmartinez8942
      @mariannmartinez8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAH nooo

  • @misspetrakovacs
    @misspetrakovacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Love Island is a family thing in our household, and our dad claims it’s stupid but watches it with us every night 😂

  • @haileystvd
    @haileystvd 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Dylan would eat season 6 UPP

  • @aas3824
    @aas3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    ngl when dylan said he’s been going through personal problems i wasn’t expecting him to talk about his necklace

    • @ishish8816
      @ishish8816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Saaame . There was a millisecond where he looks down and to the side like something deep and painful happened. And then he talks about the damn necklace LOL. He should go into acting. Unless there was something and he decided to do a joke instead.

    • @aas3824
      @aas3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ishish8816 YEAH THATS WHY I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAPPENED LMFAOO

    • @Rhaivanna996
      @Rhaivanna996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s ngl mean??

    • @aas3824
      @aas3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Rhaivanna996 not gonna lie

    • @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations
      @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was a misdirect 👀

  • @jennacline9967
    @jennacline9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    Dylan I actually got scared and sorrowful at the beginning. The tone should have told me that the Gucci necklace was the unfortunate victim 😔

    • @hadashahdecker1053
      @hadashahdecker1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      pls same I panicked

    • @moonshyne1234
      @moonshyne1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Omg same, I was like “oh no oh no oh no....oh.” There should be a go fund me to get him a new Gucci necklace haha

    • @TemporaryButterfly
      @TemporaryButterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Classic misdirect :p

    • @hadashahdecker1053
      @hadashahdecker1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TemporaryButterfly typical Dylan

  • @temmyshobanjo9535
    @temmyshobanjo9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "That uncomfortable silence gives me life "
    -Dylan 2021

  • @marenprosa1710
    @marenprosa1710 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You have to watch the new season. Never seen a season before season six. But there is a new host and the same narrator as the UK version. You would love making fun of Rob (sorry Rob)

  • @joshcousins3556
    @joshcousins3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    11:04 "He's not blonde, he just has blonde dyed hair"
    9:04 Calls the girl with dark roots "The blonde bombshell"
    11:19 "I think I'm sounding stupid..."

  • @stellamoro1689
    @stellamoro1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Dylan’s college: 😈 he’s gonna talk about me in every single video
    Gucci necklace: 🤨 hold my Italian drip

  • @niobeescobedo4692
    @niobeescobedo4692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “if this guy is skinny, then i’m f***ing.. malNOURISHED” 😭 i love dylan so much

  • @sabreen16
    @sabreen16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "I just like seeing hot people get rejected, they deserve it" bro is dylan not aware that he very much falls in the category of hot people

  • @spacegirlie
    @spacegirlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    “If he’s skinny I’m malnourished” TRUE UR A SKINNY LEGEND

    • @justvibing6346
      @justvibing6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Malnourished is bad but go off

    • @katya2672
      @katya2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justvibing6346 lmao

  • @spacegirl9006
    @spacegirl9006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Dylan- "If he's skinny, I'm malnourished"
    Me- No, you're an official bamboo

  • @Shutupbradley
    @Shutupbradley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Ive always appreciated this about girls/women meeting eachother. Like, I know how much effort it would have taken me to get ready and dolled up like that. So I think its awesome they're letting each other know how great they all look 😆

  • @kaseyhe4rts
    @kaseyhe4rts หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    PLS DO LOVE ISLAND USA SEASON 6 ITS SO GOOD

  • @Itzkeisha
    @Itzkeisha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3557

    Ugh when he’s fine asf and funny 😍 lmaooo let me stop

  • @ianicarus6637
    @ianicarus6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "because i hate myself and i want to verbalise it" - this man made this his career.

  • @kuroyuki6254
    @kuroyuki6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Love island: "here are some hot people"
    Dylan: *Is much more handsome*

  • @djunamason8801
    @djunamason8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Dylan after calling the girl with bleach blonde hair a "blonde bombshell": "If you're gonna identify someone as blonde then that has to be their natural hair color right?"

  • @FantomLightning
    @FantomLightning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I feel like they pulled some random voice actor as the narrator and immediately went "We're looking for a sassy gay friend stereotype for this, make it as catty and flamboyant as possible"

    • @5verse463
      @5verse463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nah they tryna make him like the UK narrator and it just ain't it.

  • @veenaynay6578
    @veenaynay6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    As someone who has shamefully and religiously watched every single season of Love Island UK, I’m-loving this!! Join us in the dark side Dylan.

    • @gracehinkle3623
      @gracehinkle3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's true what he said, reality tv shows that aren't the original are so good!. I think it would be funny to see him do the bachelor/bachelorette UK or Australia!

    • @KxmpleteKxllapse
      @KxmpleteKxllapse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yesssss i love love island UK

    • @ziggyzoo9335
      @ziggyzoo9335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He should react to the British one. It’s the og 😅

    • @KxmpleteKxllapse
      @KxmpleteKxllapse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ziggyzoo9335 yesssss literwlly it’s better than the USA one. the USA one is absolute trash

    • @bellereinette2938
      @bellereinette2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love Island US has NOTHING on Love Island UK!! Love Island US has a cousin called Bachelor in Paradise! Honestly it’s not too far off they could be siblings 😂

  • @user37642
    @user37642 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    YOU NEED TO WATCH SEASON 6

  • @megan_1
    @megan_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I make fun of myself not to be likeable but more so just 'cause I hate myself and I wanna verbalize it"
    Dylan 😭❤

  • @xxxxcookiexxx
    @xxxxcookiexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    I love how Dylans making fun of hot people like he ain't hot himself

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Frr

    • @xxxxcookiexxx
      @xxxxcookiexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fairyfloss5600 you kinda missed my point lol

    • @flowerrihan3577
      @flowerrihan3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fairyfloss5600 that's not what they meant.....

    • @petrovaeditz535
      @petrovaeditz535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfaoo exactly

  • @moriahdavis4411
    @moriahdavis4411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:12 tell me that’s not butter without lying…i’ll wait😭

  • @loveofmylife7854
    @loveofmylife7854 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    excuse me? it's been 2 years since dylan started wearing the nosering?? oh how time flies

  • @luckygoldfish5331
    @luckygoldfish5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Dylan: Wait if he's skinny, then I'm fucking malnourished
    Me: First step is acceptance....

    • @samitavelez
      @samitavelez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it was denial 😭😭

    • @PersonallyPerhaps
      @PersonallyPerhaps 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Last step is acceptance

  • @Mia-on6uq
    @Mia-on6uq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    no way we’re getting "until i hate myself" back LETS GO

  • @arriibacon531
    @arriibacon531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:15 that's Korey's entire story this season honestly he is liking everyone who doesn't want him and only uses him to stay in the villa and it's sad because he's a nice person

  • @annabelledeschamps395
    @annabelledeschamps395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why is nobody talking about the "is name cinco ? like number five in French ?" hahahha 4:39

  • @JackfrostCousin
    @JackfrostCousin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    i’m not even 12 seconds in and i’m screaming bc he has A FUCKING NOSE RING?? he looks fine asf

    • @rosanah.9089
      @rosanah.9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      my thoughts exactly

    • @terri639
      @terri639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really? Are nose rings on dudes a new thing or something? I've only ever seen them on girls. I don't like it at all and you can tell it's a fake.

    • @JackfrostCousin
      @JackfrostCousin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      it is fake and he explained that in the video, and no i wouldn’t say they are necessarily new because i have seen a lot of of men wear them before (:

    • @akiramakara2062
      @akiramakara2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This man is gonna ruin my life stg

    • @Idcy04
      @Idcy04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@terri639 he already said that it isn't real and there's nothing wrong with it

  • @Itzkeisha
    @Itzkeisha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Literally got a love island AD..

    • @its_k9819
      @its_k9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Jamie Wha- 🤣😭😭

    • @Itzkeisha
      @Itzkeisha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Jamie tf? 🤣can’t even be mad at you I literally have too much time on my hands

    • @liaaaaaaur
      @liaaaaaaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jamie get it ig

    • @rachaelmends3582
      @rachaelmends3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pls not me thinking AD stood for After Dylan 💀

    • @lebami
      @lebami 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got one about game of thrones and i dont know how to feel about it......

  • @freshbrewedasmr3378
    @freshbrewedasmr3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had a bad day and night and this lifted up my spirits and made me laugh. So thank you Dylan

  • @paigehoyt9564
    @paigehoyt9564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really wish they made a like an average Joe love Island show, I know it doesn't really make for good content but still would love to see it 😂

  • @meequalsbookworm3029
    @meequalsbookworm3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Gucci necklace: *breaks*
    Dylan: Life sucks, I suck, and Love Island… rules, unfortunately

  • @dianatavarez5872
    @dianatavarez5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Ok but props to Dylan for giving us content instead of taking a *necessary* break because of what happen to his necklace. We stand ✨committed✨ Kings only

    • @leahdavis9434
      @leahdavis9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just have to mention,, "neckless" means without a neck
      "Necklace" is jewelry worn on the neck

    • @dianatavarez5872
      @dianatavarez5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leahdavis9434 Oops, my bad, thank u ✨

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:15 Dylan’s really acting like we don’t remember him playing that love island game? Okay 😂

  • @alexakm3614
    @alexakm3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I would bend over and vomit ,I would go home "
    I'm ded

  • @kingjillianthe1st
    @kingjillianthe1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    the “slept w 99 different women” guy looks like a mix between jeremy renner and the creepy uncle from teen wolf if they decided they wanted the ugliest haircut and completely bleached it

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Peter hale is offended by this comment 😁

    • @bipede
      @bipede 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not peter 💀

    • @hazal.m2694
      @hazal.m2694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh hell no , peter is actually hot....don't offend him like that😂

    • @ziau.s9283
      @ziau.s9283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude it was at the tip of my tongue haha

    • @spixnyx1625
      @spixnyx1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peter's gorgeous

  • @nikitagigigeorge8572
    @nikitagigigeorge8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    It's weird how I didn't even notice the nose ring until dylan pointed it out that's how pale he is.....

    • @eugeniamza_14
      @eugeniamza_14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAJIDNDKXNSN JAILLL

    • @manasas868
      @manasas868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude same 😂

    • @gizzada876
      @gizzada876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t notice it till this comment 💀

    • @chaoticpanda2412
      @chaoticpanda2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He stuck has a tan tho compared to how pale he was in the past lol

  • @Kayleo95
    @Kayleo95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    with hockey being my favorite sports above all others it was hilarious watching Dylan try to make a hockey metaphor and then fail.

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:08 at first I wanted him to annunciate his words more, but after realizing what he said I think it’s better this way

  • @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations
    @DylanIsInTroubleCompilations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Me: Oh my gosh that was so cringey
    Dylan: Ok that was kinda adorable
    Me: Ya, yah that’s so adorable…

  • @3amisapersonalitytrait804
    @3amisapersonalitytrait804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    I was like oh-something is different with Dylan. Oh-he doesnt have his glasses on. Literally didn’t realize the nose ring was new until you pointed it out

    • @_Odette_
      @_Odette_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LITERALLY SAME

    • @hellozukohere6514
      @hellozukohere6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your comment literally just reminded me that he has the nose ring on. And I'm like halfway thru the video.

    • @belbun5681
      @belbun5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol : DD !!!!

  • @TheRedHaze3
    @TheRedHaze3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:08 Dylan, you yourself identified the girl with dyed blonde hair as a blonde bombshell.

  • @peerydestiny
    @peerydestiny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “He’s not blonde, he just dyed his hair blonde????”
    Dylan, he’s blonde

  • @Akriti1391
    @Akriti1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "If he's skinny , I'm malnourished"
    Dylan you are a bamboo stick. It's high time you accept the reality

    • @alizaloring3437
      @alizaloring3437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is and he is also super pale so he looks even more but somehow on him it's really attractive

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      have you seen his arms? What the fuck are you talking about hes regular sized.

  • @mikaylaj4322
    @mikaylaj4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Not Dylan acting like he’s not one of the “hot people”

  • @destinykendall7999
    @destinykendall7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Iain Sterling really just makes the UK version, I don’t think I could watch the US one but I enjoyed watching you do a commentary for it

  • @sad_zene2362
    @sad_zene2362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 5:03 he sounds like the parrot from the pirates of the caribbean ride- I’m so sorry dylan💀💀

  • @fruchacho
    @fruchacho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    but now we absolutely need Dylan to watch the UK version and attempt every single accent himself, it's only right

  • @Eggsther
    @Eggsther 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    "oh youre in a relationship, gross, BREAK UP WITH THAT PERSON"
    this was lowkey me during middleschool and highschool who was still a closet aro-ace lmao

    • @tegan6554
      @tegan6554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s funny as hell omg

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha same!

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My friends hated ranting to me about their boyfriends/girlfriends because all I ever say is "then break up"

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@snflwrchan8019 I feel yah, they would rant things that they didnt like about that person but when I say "then dont go see them" they'd be like "but I love them" asjfklsdfdfldfssaf

    • @marlowcram7068
      @marlowcram7068 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I read the sentence at the exact same time dylan said it

  • @kristenl2367
    @kristenl2367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:10
    Wait, hold up a second. It's taken me the several seprate cuts to realize these are all different guys 😂. They were all so similar and forgettable. I- I got a little lost 🤣🙏.

  • @ellas.9950
    @ellas.9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He should do commentary to the She’s All That Netflix remake, called He’s All That, that I think comes out August 13th. People already hate the movie and the trailer just came out so… his commentary would be funny as hell

  • @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718
    @diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    The narrator is like the straightest guy ever and they said..."ok, pretend to be the way you think your 200 year old grandpa would believe a gay guy sounds!!" Haha!!

    • @js66613
      @js66613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's exactly how that Narrator sounded to me. Like chill, dude. Use your normal voice. This isn't theatre. You're on reality TV, the standards and effort are lower there anyway.

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:49 the edit 😂

  • @haniam.3739
    @haniam.3739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:28 Soooooooo 😩SHE 😮SAID💃 SHE SAID😫 SHE 🤨 SAID 👮‍♂️SHES 💀FROM😍 HAWAII🙇‍♀️

    • @hereornot5580
      @hereornot5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you know how to say cute in japanaese?

    • @katmirss
      @katmirss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      KAWAII

  • @spacegirlie
    @spacegirlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    “Cinco” is now the number 5 in French. I don’t make the rules

    • @ratadepao6209
      @ratadepao6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually "cinco" is five in portuguese :)

    • @saralynx6511
      @saralynx6511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ratadepao6209 And Spanish too ^^

    • @salzkuuu
      @salzkuuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ratadepao6209 and r/swoosh

    • @amaraokolo1371
      @amaraokolo1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ratadepao6209 umm who's gonna tell him... 😂

    • @saonnideleon
      @saonnideleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @emkat4029
    @emkat4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    R.I.P Gucci necklace 😣 He was like a father to me. I loved him like a son. 🙏🏻

  • @bethanyfichter
    @bethanyfichter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    The fact that they actually used the instrumental for BTS's "Butter" for the background of this show is just... Don't disrespect BTS like that with your awful "reality" TV

    • @footgoblin
      @footgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      YO I thought I heard it wrong and was looking for this comment!!! A BTS song in love island is probably the weirdest crossover

    • @Taliaalkh
      @Taliaalkh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cry lol

    • @bananamilk13_
      @bananamilk13_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭

    • @Lunette-v9i
      @Lunette-v9i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cry about it

    • @omniaismail4226
      @omniaismail4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cries

  • @kwhatevsyeah1586
    @kwhatevsyeah1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "cash? oh thats so weird my names credit"
    Lol its so cringy that i love it
    love the nose ring btw

  • @teamblack5491
    @teamblack5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Ik Dylan does have any experience to corroborate this, because his college shut down, but people go back to college AFTER graduating to study some more

    • @kdkkat
      @kdkkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @annieyesiam2758
    @annieyesiam2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    awww i know you're kinda joking about hating yourself but remember that you're making so many people's day just by being yourself :) we love who you are

    • @belbun5681
      @belbun5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      aww yes so true and omg annie youre okay i was so worried !

    • @trishasurangana2278
      @trishasurangana2278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad you're okay Annie ❤

  • @BisexualBitch07
    @BisexualBitch07 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This video was the beginning of the nose ring… I didn’t think I’d ever see it

  • @bl3h
    @bl3h 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Cody Ko shout out and the Dr Disrespect snippet hit different in 2024

  • @samswayzie
    @samswayzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    A moment of silence for Dylan’s 1st Gucci necklace