Tim Dillon writes a letter to Vladimir Putin. He's messing with everybody's money. From episode 291: • #291 - Dear Vladimir |... Bonus episodes every week: / thetimdillonshow
Tim demands such perfection in the format and syntax of the letter from Ben that it becomes sublime and inspirational to watch. That's what defines Tim best. Nothing but the best does for this dude
Tim Dillon, Russel Brand, Jimmy Dore, Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, Kyle Kulinski, Krystal Ball, Saagar Enjeti - the reason I still have any semblance of sanity remaining. Thank you, sir, for a respite from the madness.
I’m glad you mentioned Jimmy Dore. That guy has been spot on with nearly everything he predicts. I lost Kyle a little bit but overall, he’s still much better than plenty of people that are out there. But man, every day Krystal Ball is starting to sound more and more like your average corporate media “lefty” showhost. She’s been slipping
Joe Rogan? Jesus Christ 😂 Russel brand? That alcoholic, drug addict degenerate that use to share heroin needles and sniff coke mixed with god knows what 🤦♂️
The next step is for Tim to make a tik tok reading this letter with a black and white filter with #freeukraine and #nowarrussis written on his face in black sharpie.
That Putin guy's a real jerk. I can't believe he'd shut down the Keystone pipeline, stop the sale of leases to drill on Federal soil in America, both on and off shore, and cancel major auctions to lease oil in Alaska, New Mexico, and the Gulf of Mexico. I hope someone gives him an earful. He sure has earned it.
Ukraine ceased being a sovereign country once the United States took part in a coup back in 2014, which then lead to the Maidan massacre where over 80 people were systematically shot and killed. Then Nazis ( _Azov Battalion_ ) began shelling the Donbass region of ethnic Russians for the next 8 years, killing an estimated 14,000 people. That move violated the second _Minsk Agreement._ This is why we're here right now. Funny, though, how the same people crying over Ukranian casualties didn't once cover the Donbass region or, maybe, Yemen? Where over 10,000 cases of Cholera occurred? And that was just the kids! Hundreds of thousands dead? The bombing of four hospitals, two of them holding _Doctors Without Borders,_ who were also killed in the shelling. The bombing of wedding parties and funerals. A 10 percent "success" rate in killing "enemy combatants," which also means the murder of 90 percent who _weren't_ that distinction? And that was JUST Yemen! White folks fleeing for their lives, it's newsworthy. Brown folks trapped behind their own border, shelled into oblivion, starved of both water and food through blockades (like Israel v. Palestine), the casualty numbers which are FAR WORSE than Ukraine so far, and we got crickets from these very _same_ media whores? For the past 20 years, which country has the larger body count? Russia? Or, the United States? P.S. Israel just the other day shelled Iran, killing two people. Yesterday, Iran struck back at a "secret" Israeli base in Iraq, possibly killing people there, too. Yet, not a PEEP about it in our media? It's worthy victims versus unworthy victims.
it seems like the biden administrations hail mary is to liquidate ukraine, force russias economy into absorbtion by china, force eu to trade with u.s. and we all end up paying more for gas while china gets more of russia for less. The democrats took too much money from chinas government. Thats what this davos bullshit is.
Now that's tellin' him!!! I expect an immediate withdrawal after reading that!! The Bari Weiss thing was icing on the cake!... He wouldn't cross her, we all know where she's hiding missiles!!🤣
Well the note needs to be returned with your mothers signature, just forge Moms signature and return the note the next day. That's what I did and yes, down the road it did catch up with me. 4th grade stuff. LOL
Hes got a point, everything getting more expensive. American government cant afford to kill its people anymore, because it will become too expensive, russian government cant afford to kill their citizens, because its too expensive for them, is this the world putin wants to live in? When governments cant afford to kill their own troublesome citizens? Come on vlad, cut that bullshit, we all know that is not what you want, to wake up in the morning to the country which cant afford to kill its people anymore, its 22th century for gods sake!
God I love you Tim. Please run for Governor of California or Vermont or something. I’m straight but I’ll marry you. The Putin Letter read by Ben is one of your finer moments. In fact, it’s one of your best. LOL. You’re a King. Signed-JoeD
If Russia overthrew Canada and chose their leader, then said hey, we are going to put missiles within 100 miles of the Us border. Is the US cool with that? Because that’s what we did to Russia
"Ukraine should be a sovereign nation and should choose its own destiny". Couldn't agree more Tim, perhaps America could withdraw all its dirty money and influence, shut down the bioresearch labs and the Zelensky regime could allow media companies run their own stories without being controlled. Oh, Ukrainian propaganda good but Russian propaganda bad? Cool. I thought you were up to date with a lot of things Tim but you've got some catching up to do on this mate.
Tim Dillon must be protected at all cost.
Secretary of Foreign Affairs 2024
COULD YOU IMAGINE 🙃
Sec of State
Why not the WH press secretary?
This is catergorically the funniest man alive.
has to be can’t think of anyone this naturally funny
And Yannis Pappas. They are the two best in the game.
Agreed 100%
He’s a true comic. A comedians job is to basically say the obvious is a cleaver way.
He’s brilliant
"Hey Putin, please don't ruin my summer. Thanks!"
If he fucks up summer we should declare war
It's Zelinski Bro.
Tim Dillon - A Real Hero
He isn't the hero we deserve, he is the hero we need.
Real human being.
They are calling it the most significant letter calling for peace since the writings of the civil rights era.
Lmao shit is hilarious
Tim demands such perfection in the format and syntax of the letter from Ben that it becomes sublime and inspirational to watch. That's what defines Tim best. Nothing but the best does for this dude
tim dillon is like the newscaster to the end of the world
And I am so thankful. The people on the titanic had to listen to a string quartet.
The "Signed Bari Weiss" was genius. So unexpected and hilarious I choked on coffee.
I heard Barry White first time round just as funny
“….signed Barry Weiss…” made me scream
3:50 Absolutely lost it when he said “… Bari Weiss”😂🤣🤣
beware..She may issue a launch command and those missiles will come'a flying out!!
Poor Ben doesn’t know what “indent” means.
Better than a poem.
True how f ckd was that poem crap dude.... what a mess
Tim Dillon just saved the world. Am I right or am I right.
I almost lost my shit listening to this rant more rants please!
Thank you for this. Haven't laughed like that in a good while.
This is some funny shit. People aren't capable of understanding how hot this take is.
Tim needs to be on the negotiation team!!!
The title is hilarious by itself
Tim Dillon, Russel Brand, Jimmy Dore, Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, Kyle Kulinski, Krystal Ball, Saagar Enjeti - the reason I still have any semblance of sanity remaining. Thank you, sir, for a respite from the madness.
I’m glad you mentioned Jimmy Dore. That guy has been spot on with nearly everything he predicts. I lost Kyle a little bit but overall, he’s still much better than plenty of people that are out there.
But man, every day Krystal Ball is starting to sound more and more like your average corporate media “lefty” showhost. She’s been slipping
Joe Rogan? Jesus Christ 😂
Russel brand? That alcoholic, drug addict degenerate that use to share heroin needles and sniff coke mixed with god knows what 🤦♂️
Shout out to The Grayzone too
@@LukeB83 Lest we forget Aaron Mate
James Delingpole. The Irreverend are two that need to be listed to from the U.K.
Signed “Beri Weiss” 😂
The next step is for Tim to make a tik tok reading this letter with a black and white filter with #freeukraine and #nowarrussis written on his face in black sharpie.
“Bari Wiess “ best touch
Sam hydes letter was also very funny
Tim for 2024 Foreign Affairs Czar
Imagine if Tim was Putin's father
He actually is
Did Tim just announce his running for POTUS? 🇺🇸
Wonder if Russia has people scanning the platforms just searching putin, ukraine.
That Putin guy's a real jerk. I can't believe he'd shut down the Keystone pipeline, stop the sale of leases to drill on Federal soil in America, both on and off shore, and cancel major auctions to lease oil in Alaska, New Mexico, and the Gulf of Mexico. I hope someone gives him an earful. He sure has earned it.
Protect this man at all costs!
I miss Ben.
Ukraine ceased being a sovereign country once the United States took part in a coup back in 2014, which then lead to the Maidan massacre where over 80 people were systematically shot and killed. Then Nazis ( _Azov Battalion_ ) began shelling the Donbass region of ethnic Russians for the next 8 years, killing an estimated 14,000 people. That move violated the second _Minsk Agreement._ This is why we're here right now.
Funny, though, how the same people crying over Ukranian casualties didn't once cover the Donbass region or, maybe, Yemen? Where over 10,000 cases of Cholera occurred? And that was just the kids! Hundreds of thousands dead? The bombing of four hospitals, two of them holding _Doctors Without Borders,_ who were also killed in the shelling. The bombing of wedding parties and funerals. A 10 percent "success" rate in killing "enemy combatants," which also means the murder of 90 percent who _weren't_ that distinction?
And that was JUST Yemen!
White folks fleeing for their lives, it's newsworthy. Brown folks trapped behind their own border, shelled into oblivion, starved of both water and food through blockades (like Israel v. Palestine), the casualty numbers which are FAR WORSE than Ukraine so far, and we got crickets from these very _same_ media whores?
For the past 20 years, which country has the larger body count? Russia? Or, the United States?
P.S. Israel just the other day shelled Iran, killing two people. Yesterday, Iran struck back at a "secret" Israeli base in Iraq, possibly killing people there, too. Yet, not a PEEP about it in our media?
It's worthy victims versus unworthy victims.
You're a Putin puppet! - every npc ever
keep fighting dude.
the infowar is hardcore
it seems like the biden administrations hail mary is to liquidate ukraine, force russias economy into absorbtion by china, force eu to trade with u.s. and we all end up paying more for gas while china gets more of russia for less. The democrats took too much money from chinas government. Thats what this davos bullshit is.
@@throeawae2130 , where is your rebuttal?
@@Silence_Duder_Gooder I agree with you.
Now that's tellin' him!!! I expect an immediate withdrawal after reading that!! The Bari Weiss thing was icing on the cake!... He wouldn't cross her, we all know where she's hiding missiles!!🤣
Well the note needs to be returned with your mothers signature, just forge Moms signature and return the note the next day. That's what I did and yes, down the road it did catch up with me. 4th grade stuff. LOL
You should run for president. You have my vote.
Tim Dillon is a quality human, a rarity these days.
Tim is just on another level. You really should run for President! My god that would actually SAVE AMERICA through laughter. Can you imagine.
Hes got a point, everything getting more expensive. American government cant afford to kill its people anymore, because it will become too expensive, russian government cant afford to kill their citizens, because its too expensive for them, is this the world putin wants to live in? When governments cant afford to kill their own troublesome citizens? Come on vlad, cut that bullshit, we all know that is not what you want, to wake up in the morning to the country which cant afford to kill its people anymore, its 22th century for gods sake!
@Christopher S you’re fun at parties
Dear Putin, wont you come out to playyy
magnifico
Signed Bari Weiss. God that broke me.
I love the fact we can always look into the background and see Joshua Tree. Torch the houses.
God I love you Tim. Please run for Governor of California or Vermont or something. I’m straight but I’ll marry you. The Putin Letter read by Ben is one of your finer moments. In fact, it’s one of your best. LOL. You’re a King. Signed-JoeD
No indents on paragraph start, losing a step Ben
first sentence and it's already amazing
Ow putins in big trouble now
Savage😂
Hey buddy 😂
Tim is GaNdHi reborn😂
Was hoping he’d bring up the gas prices and summer vacation
Bro, I think he'll get it... it was really good
Using "Hey Buddy" is cultural appropriation from us Canadians
This bit was so funny from the podcast, came to watch it a second time.
Australian fuel is over $2.10 a litre as of yesterday. Prime Minister won't allow fuel ships to dock.
I’m in Canada we’ve hit well over 2$ per litre in quite a few places
If Russia overthrew Canada and chose their leader, then said hey, we are going to put missiles within 100 miles of the Us border. Is the US cool with that? Because that’s what we did to Russia
Wer'e allowed to do that.
But were the good guys!!!! lmao
That back drop though. 👍
That is an embarrassing amount of commas Ben
This is hilarious and not funny at fucking all
“Buddy” has become passo aggro
We don't deserve this man please have Jones on here or Shane gillis 😂
Yes please
A mud ball fight gone wrong 🤣
Signed,
Barry Weiss
😂
omg this is gold
THE PRICE OF FIJI WATER IS GOING TO GO UP
"Ukraine should be a sovereign nation and should choose its own destiny". Couldn't agree more Tim, perhaps America could withdraw all its dirty money and influence, shut down the bioresearch labs and the Zelensky regime could allow media companies run their own stories without being controlled. Oh, Ukrainian propaganda good but Russian propaganda bad? Cool. I thought you were up to date with a lot of things Tim but you've got some catching up to do on this mate.
He knows, we all know. And the only way Ukraine could establish a democracy is by entering the EU.
@@mrborat2493 Democracy is for the rich
Maybe the Ukrainians should stop bombing the shit out of eastern Ukrainians who self identify as Russian. Just saying.
A snow ball fight gone wrong 🤣
Lmaooo
if I were Putin, this letter would stop me from bombing... thank you, Bari
Ben typing at a whopping 15 wpm
Yo vlad " peace keeping missions" are so early 2000s. Get with the times buddy.
In other words, fix the problem ANTny Blinken don’t exacerbate it.
lol this guy is so funny
Read it back!
Tim Dillon? More like Margaret Thatchers boyfriend
Zelensky should go on Deal or No Deal and have the citizens decide in the audience
FIJI WATER 💧💦💧💦
Hey Buddy
Fuckn with the money sounds like a good idea to me LOL
Dude russia is just a excuse for xrp tim please god invest in xrp
i really hope Puntin REads THis Letter!!!!
HILARIOUS
Hilarious
That's the most I've heard Adam speak
Hey buddy
Tim Dillion is a national treasure. Betty White who?
Amen.
Thank sweet baby Jesus for Tim Dillon
This man is my God. I appreciate what you do, praise you
Tim keeps us laughing while we slowly burn
Tim please meet with putin like right now!!
dont mess with another mans food mr putin!
This is the funniest shit on the internet ☠️☠️☠️
This video is funny….and true. Funniest thing I’ve heard in at least a couple months. Thanks for sharing.
Wow…. This is what it’s all about 😂🤙🏽
The jammie of this show forgot to tab on “Hey Buddy”
I hope you tweeted this. I'd RT.
"you want to build rapport".
He simply don’t miss
WAY TOO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bari Weiss part cracked me up
As a teacher, I can tell that Tim got a lot of notes sent home to his parents as a kid. Lol.
True, you must build rapport 🤣
Hey buddy