164 - Life In The Big City
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2019
- Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past.
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Tim’s ability to just unload his consciousness in a continuous, hilarious stream is best described as a religious experience.
Amen brother.
It is really funny you say "religious experience" because I have compared Tim's rants as like going to church. There's a message in his show. And that message is mostly to grow the fuck up.
stop smoking weed and develop a crippling addiction.
Yes yes yes
I've offended more people I even knew existed by posting Tim's videos.
The better help ad is funnier than anything SNL has done in 20 years..
if i call Better help i expect Tim to pick up the phone !
His ads are more of a rollercoaster than the podcast, he should get special rates
The Ridge Wallet ad on the Stunning Estate episode had me rolling
I can do his ridge wallet rap word for word I've listened to that clip so many times
Facts lol
"He ended up as many people do: In a room drinking wine out of a burger king cup with ice in it, smoking a pack of marlboro reds a day and saying the N word"
Real Poetry
I’ve seen these people. I know these things to be true.
That line made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Life in the big city
Hilarious and accurate
The porch phase was the apex of this podcast.
keep coming back to them, barely listen to the new episodes tbh
And the random back yards of AirBNB houses
@@kingmagnusmusic no just the pre-covid LA porch
@@BranGrizz ok bro, cool story
FACTTTSSSSSSS!!!!
Compulsively smoking cigs while ranting, without missing a beat, for over an hour. Those are serious comedic chops
Can you image the rants he must’ve laid out back at Lisa’s Lounge while doing coke and loaded? I envy those dead end lifers that heard his early work
When does that start I'm ten minutes in and fiending for the butt-suckin madness.
@@thomasminarchickjr.7355 It might have changed the world.
Chopin lines….
This is all we have left now that Ben is gone.
Came here because of this
Get a life
Life in the big city
Life in the big city
Gdkfoh
These old eps are the only thing getting me thru quarantine, just kidding it's my stunning estate
He's preventing me from committing suicide.
I dread when they run out.
Same brother
Same
Kathy Lewis you need better help use promo code Timdillon
Since Ben's tragic death, listening to these old episodes is all I have left to remember the old days.
we wish him well..
@@billyjean5934 Tee off...
@@billyjean5934 you should've kept your mouth shut...
Life In The Big City
Its a real knife fight out there.
I finally got my wife to listen to this after seeing him do standup live in Fort Worth. Listened to this as we drove back to Louisiana. Now all she does is say “life in the big city” when something happens. We live in the suburbs. Lol
But that’s life in the big city for you
I tried to get my 33 yr old son to watch Tim and he accused me of hurting his feelings.
@@musicloverkathy BOOOOO
@@LawnPusher He's a roofer and sometimes sells drugs. But Tim hurt his feelings.
@@musicloverkathy that makes no sense
The better help ad was the best ad I’ve ever listened to.
I think the better help ceo committed suicide after that advertisement. That was absolute comedy gold.
Dude I was in tears laughing uncontrollably.
Came here to say this, fat boy. 😂
I literally fell off of my toilet laughing. Like almost did a full front flip.
Was listening while riding and almost died.
This podcast was funnier than 99.9% of stand up comedy specials ever made. If Tim’s observations were a building it would be a STUNNING ESTATE.
This guy talks in bits doesn't he
If Tim Dillon was a brick he'd own his own projects. Tim is God.
It's a real knife fight here son.
In the Hampton's.
I’m on a Tim Dillon kick right now that I don’t really ever want to end
If you smoke enough weed, you won't remember them.
same man his voice seems a lot lighter last year but may just be audio
@jmalcolmg123 I have ketamine . If I take 7 of them, I hallucinate and then I have to delete all the garbage I posted on Facebook.
@@musicloverkathy I re listen constantly finding new parts every time because I was high af the first time
@@musicloverkathy So.. You have ketamine pills?..
I've watched thousands of hours of comedians podcasts and this is the best 90 minutes I've listened to. Unbelievable.
100%
Literally just messaged a friend saying the same thing, the best podcast of the last decade? Yes or Yes?
*the username = win*
Thousands of hours of podcast? No wonder Karen took the kids.
Life in the big city
24:33 - Life in the big city starts here
Ampersand amblin AMBLIN ABLARR ampersand
Doing the lord's work. Gang gang
U da man
Lords Work
Gang gang
This is one of the best podcast episodes in history.
Tim handles his cigarette like a female prison guard.
This is the one episode where I can tell he’s actually sauced
@@nathangriffo1615 really ? He fell off the wagon
No, try the older porch ones seems like adderall lol definitely couldn't keep this energy just off some coke
I thought he quit smoking😂 or like did it here and there
@@Jinxx270 he's said on various podcasts that he only smokes when he's doing The Tim Dillon Show, because it helps stimulate his creative synapses or whatever. I believe that. Plenty of writers have been known to smoke while writing for that very reason
“No one cares.. no one cares. Because people think if we give up our weapons the government will start to get tyrannical.. START!.. START?!” 😂
The reason they want the guns so desperately right now is bigger problems than you have thought about like austerity, mass political incarcerations, curfews, forced labor are coming
this riff was brilliant... it ought to be a clip
@@Lunatical549 You guys have all the guns and aren't doing dick about it now. the whole revolutionary angle of watering trees of liberty with blood from tyrants and patriots is all nothing more than a performance by men with heart problems and estranged adult children.
Tim nailed it here! 🤣🤣🤣
What time is this bit?
“There’s no self care when you work 3 jobs a week to feed your baby cat food”
Eh, Dylan doesn't think these things through much. First of all, if you're poor, you should be focusing on lifting yourself out of poverty, not bringing a kid into it, secondly, is judgement not an issue anymore? Some people also just don't care that they're poor or they want things just handed to them. They're lazy, drug addicts, stupid people who buy things they can't afford on credit, Dylan mentions none of that. I think he's eaten too much left-wing propaganda. This was 2019, maybe he's changed.
Bet she drops $75 on goofy eyelashes tho
@@randomfullywonderful My girlfriend's family is super poor, they mostly rely on her for money even though she's an artist, and they spend more money on the little brother's toys than on his food, instead they buy low quality food, he's obese.
@@randomfullywonderful You just came out of the womb, right? ^^
If not, damn you didn't comprehend what comedy, us & this channel is all about
@@randomfullywonderful “Tim is wrong because lazy people exist!!!” - you and your comment
Big shout out to all the people from the future who come here to remember the glorious past.
Coincidentally it was exactly 2 months before this was posted in 2019 that as a college student i was in a car accident and in the resulting financial ruin had to sleep in a $500 shitbox car. The path of my life was irrevocably changed - wish I had seen this video then, so I could snap out of it and say:
"Life in the big city"
Life in the big city, hows it going now, fatty?
@@realname60 thanks for asking - better, finished school and I work now. Unfortunately I am still crazy, a piece of me was lost then
@@davidk.8434 i understand brother. Hope the besf for you
that is life in the big city my friend 👍
Jesus christ he just doesn't stop and it's all hilarious and to the point.
Gyorkland literally doesn’t stop hahaha
Each chunk is better than some written comedy I’ve heard
How many cups of coffee have you spat out while watching this?
Engrave his name on the Mark Twain Award now.
that story about Dennis feels like literature. Like Steinbeck or something. I think Tim may have missed his calling as a novelist
But no one reads anymore. So he's found his calling. One of the great storytellers. Pryor was another. But Dillon is the modern day Pryor.
Agreed he should try writing
He has an old blog and it's fucking awesome
Hemingway. Came here to say the same. Imagine if he didn't just sit and smoke and talk at someone. Squandered talent.
@@lolasdogrescue no one reads anymore? OK you illiterate fuck 😂
The only show where the ad reads don’t bother me.
if ad reads really bother you then try moving to a communist country like North Korea, wont hear any meundies ads over there im sure... my apologies that capitalism bothers you smdh
@@jacksevert3099 I think I vomited in my mouth a little bit reading that. Little tilted buddy?
@@Nikagolo nope just illustrating the absurdity of the alt-right pboys who frequent tim dillons pods by trolling
@@jacksevert3099 I hope one day you look back on this string of comments, and realize how stupid you are
@@otj1747 would say more amusing than stupid since all comments are facts so would love for you to expound
Thank you Joe Rogan for introducing me to this gem.
Welcome to the club, Renee
I would have found him anyway since Tim has the #1 podcast in the world
@@mohq9573 Now he does, but back then he prolly wasnt even top 3.
100%
A woman who watches Joe? Women told me that Rogan fans were just male incels.
This is one of the greatest episodes of any podcast ever
Tim Dillon is the prophet.
Its up there along with the mushroom podcast (theo von on the church with Diaz and Lee)
"Spain, they just drink and lay around all day, they don't give a shit."
American guy living in Spain for 10 years, this is accurate.
IMO this episode is a milestone. It's poetic, iconic, and the rest is history.
Can’t believe this is turning 4 years old this year. Where did the time go
Life in the big city
@Julian Sandulli did Dennis ever killed the son
@@claussnedevind4202legends say it was a real knife fight
This has to be one of the greatest podcast episodes of all time
"Majestic Landscape in Tanzania", I'm probably one of only 3 people who listen to Podcasts in Tanzania, but I must say. I was happy that you mentioned Tanzania. You are always welcome here.
Big fan. Keep it up.
Tim needs a world tour.
I am listening in from Kenya. I am so obsessed with Tim
@@kui_maina yooow, would you like to own a business? Would you like to be your own Boss and be part of a greater global movement for good.
Let me tell you this, it might be a scam or It might not. You gotta take a risk, with JEWELS BY PODCASTER TIM DILLON. You could be the head of the company in Kenya and sell JEWELS BY PODCASTER TIM DILLON in Kenya and Africa as well.
I am not Tanzanian but I used to live there when I was younger. And I agree what a beautiful country
@@davidbenny1149 hustle and grind brother, life in the big city
When Bill Hicks came up with a rant like this, it became "Its just a ride", one of the most influential comedy specials ever. With Tim, its just another Thursday.
When it came back around to the Burger King cup and life in the big city, I deceased.
It's like watching Mozart take a dump...what a time to be allowed to be alive by the CIA
If BetterHelp keep sponsoring you after this I’ll be shocked 😂😂😂
They are still a sponsor over a year later LMAO
@@Alew8 yeah, but now they force him to read the boring-ass, pre-written scripts that they send to him
Still are lmao
The porche era Tim Dillon is undefeated !
Tim right now needs to get back to this !
I keep coming back to these relics, product of a true genius and his pet. God loved em.
Tim if you ever see this, I just wanna say Ben brought perfect laughter and audience to the podcast. He’s a special receiver of your genius unique mind and comedy. He gets your humor and laughs so authentically, and as we all know has a good heart. You guys can work together still, everyone’s hoping you do. Be more appreciative of what Ben’s bringing, you can be totally fine and better going forward. If that’s what you both wanna do, love u guys❤️
Cut back on the booze pal
@@oobieo I’m sober bitch
Tim is now the official spokesperson and face of Better Help! Congrats, Tim! 👏 👏 👏
Guys.. this is such a special podcast.. its basically stand-up comedy in a chair. Thank you both!
So... sit-down comedy?
@@orbion2 lmfaooo!! Yess i needed that zinger 😂😂
"They're gonna start stepping on our necks..." Holy Timmy with the prophecy.
Timstradamus
they been stepping on necks bro its just now being recorded en masse
The answer to “how many people need to die before we ban guns” is all of them
The Keto Kid is on fire!
Cal Wiggums that emerging jawline tho...
@@sallyho3000 I was thinking this whole podcast he looks much younger like a fresh boy on the scene waiting to meet the priest...
The Better Help folks better pay 3x the usual rate for that ad. 😂
If this is the last better help ad ever heard on this show then what a way to go out
"...He ended, as many people do, in a room, drinking wine out of a Burger King cup, with ice in it, smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds a day, saying the N word. Now that's neither here nor there. What I'm saying is..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
57:10 “he consents via braille” 🤣 this was the best tim dillon show era hands down
"The Devil is real, and he is the only one who loves you" Tim Dillon 1:22:50
Easily one of his top 5 podcasts. Masterpiece.
This guy just sitting here laughing kills me.
People always talk about how good this episode is so I decided to give it a try. For the first third I was thinking, “ok I see how he’s gonna loop back the catchphrase” but near the end I completely forgot and started really getting wrapped up in all the horror Tim piled on. At one point I was standing in my kitchen thinking about how I was eating too much rice, and he goes “give up carbs that’ll solve everything!” and I lost it. Truly a special episode and by the time he said “life in the big city” at the end, it completely landed.
You suck at writing. Don't.
This episode is such a classic! It stood the test of time!
it's only been a year...
Agreed
@@Daniel-dl3tf what are you trying to say?
the Better Help ad alone makes this an instant classic
Pure classic, will continue to stand the test of time!
24:28
*”Life In The Big City”*
I’m going to now use that term like it’s my job to, because it is.
Fascinating to watch this 2.5 years later ... just before the dawn of COVID...Tim's genius on full display HERE
Tim is slaying it lately. That Theo podcast was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time. And talking about people not paying attention at the end is pure gold.
May 2023 this is still perfection
I’ve heard the legends about this episode, time to finally listen
I watch the episodes on the porch at least twice a month.
These older episodes are pure gold. I love the porch cig stories
Who’s here in 2022 wondering where is this Tim Dillon!? If we only knew we only had a few precious years of this great comedy duo we would have paid great sums of money to patron to keep them together.😢
This episode is a God damn masterpiece
1 hour and 26 minutes of pure brilliancy and art.
This man is the voice of a generation which is why we're all fucked and I'm ok with that..... Life in the big city
Tim, I watched you on Theo Von's podcast with Logan Paul and you were amazing. OMG the faces that Logan made whenever you'd say something not considered PC was awesome. He was trying not to laugh until it was revealed that you were gay. IMO, that really shouldn't matter, if it's funny, IT'S FUNNY and you were on 🔥.
@Floyd Dobbler that does sound kinda gay
But I always thought Logan had some type of charisma until I seen that podcast he seemed so stiff
thomas bushey - editing. A good editor can cut out the stiffness. Podcasts expose the phonies who use editing to give themselves “charisma”
@@Sprite_525 ya that's it anyone can be awesome for 7 minutes a day
thomas bushey - 100 percent
This is one of the best ones and I’m from the future
This is an audio book. From the stories to the ads to the non sequiters, it's a masterpiece.
the best hour and a half of material of the year. Better than any of the netflix specials
We love ya Ben
I watched _Robocop_ for the first time recently and was surprised to find what I think was the inspiration for the famous "life in the big city" expression from Tim's uncle. After Kinney is killed in the botched demonstration of that robot ED-209 in the boardroom, Morton is asked by his colleague about the death, and he just responds, "That's life in the big city." You can find a bad recording of the interaction in the TH-cam video, "Robocop - Thats life in the big city." Some Tim Dillon fans already have commented below it, which warms my heart.
thank you
i didn't think anyone could do ad reads better than bill burr. i was wrong...
i feel a lot of us came to tim from bill burr. ol billy bitch tits is still funny but being successful and having a loving family removes a lot of that anger we all related too...so we came to a fat angry gay man lmao
@@JeffWithAnF Bill Burr's stand-up is gr8 but his podcast is just absolutely lame
I don't give a fuck about sports or your black wife
@@BlazRa yea that’s why I stopped listening other than clips here and there. Although listening to both him and Tim make me want to travel more.
Shari’s berrrrrrries!!!
I can't seem to get enough of the dennis story and the better help ad afterwards 🤣🤣🤣♥️ why does dennis remind me of everyone's "great uncle" that's grown up in the mid west?
I'm gonna watch this at least once a month, every month for the rest of my life. Freakin amazing
Its a must
hows it going
@@user-nj1zu2nf1xnot great
This 2019 chain-smoking Tim Dillon is a delight. I am glad to have found him. Thanks 2020 Tim Dillon.
I came here for the better help ad! I'm crying!!!
42:59
This is the episode that thrust tim into the annals of podcasting history
Facts
“THANKS FOR THE DRONE STRIKES! THANKS FOR THE BOMBS!” Lmao And in-key, too!
i just started watching Tim but by far, my favorite part of the podcast, is his buddy barely speaking, but fucking crying laughing for the entirety of the pod😭you can tell he knows tim’s one of the funniest guys in the world
This episode is amazing, one of the best podcasts I’ve ever heard! Pure art 😁 keep it up Tim
I’m going through all the old episodes now. And falling more in love with this beautiful man.
The laughter caused by that better help ad almost killed me.
"I'm just the modern version of the guy ringing the bell during the plague"
Well we definately got a plague and you certainly rang the bell for us.
this was the best studio
In every other instance I skip through all ad reads. Tim's are the only ones I rewind to listen to again 😂
“Life in the Big City” story is the single funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I really think that people don’t understand the significance of this episode for so many of us who get dicked by work life or life in general. Thank you Tim. Seriously
“It’s a real knife fight out there”
“Life in the big city”
Two phrases that sound like mob code that can be used anywhere
Probably the greatest podcast episode of all time.
Nothing better than listening back to some classic Tim. Still a legend, though these older episodes are it for me 🙏
Amazing! After a 90 minute (sober?) rant he remembers to call back and end with life in the big city...
No chance he did these rants sober lol
Truly the golden era. So fucking good
This is one of the best podcast episodes of all time. Truly showcases Tim ability to riff on and on coherently, tell a story, and make it a fucking blast. But hey what do I know - thats life in the big city.
Love coming back to where it all began
These episodes have been fantastic so far. Each one is so independently funny and the adds rival the MMP.
What’s MMP ?
@@funnysalad Monday Morning Podcast… Bill Burr’s pod.
Since I watched this podcast a year ago I've been steady saying "life in the big city" after every story I tell.
We all wish we were as poetic as this man
I wait for the ads, you are the only person on Earth who makes a video with multiple long ads and I can't wait to see what you do with them. Brilliant adverts Tim, I could not judge your adverts any higher. Also go further a field with the ads, go wild, make them longer, do a 2 hour podcast with a full 45 plus minutes of intense comedic ads. Reinvent the ad game.
"All I am is the guy going bring out the dead." (1:24:46) Tim, you were more right than you could have known. How prescient of you! (From the future, 12/31/2020)
This whole thing was so brilliant and came full circle. Tim is really a gem.
The Golden Era of Tim Dillon
45:45 was stuck in my head for like a week.
When did better help stop sponsoring this? Lmaoooo
I watch this every night before I go to sleep
This podcast gets me through the week now