Tim & Ben??? Bro this is a conversation between Gary V and Ghislaine Maxwell's Defence lawyer talking about the importance of positivity when faced with challenges
Who could forget Austin? My favorite way to listen to Timothy is wen hes accompanied by the dulcet tones of crickets chirping punctuated only by Rogan occasionally strangling bush fowl
Lemmie jump upon your all-powerful top comment 😆 to agree with Tim about something, most homeless people aren't homeless, they're drug addicts drawing a pension in public housing, how do I know? Well, lemmie tell you. I befriended one of these folks back when I was a little naive. He said he makes $50 an afternoon (in addition to the govt benefits) so I asked the dude "what's your vice?" and he said "mdma and ketamine", and then he asked me if I'd like an "ice" hookup, I said ... "uhm, maybe." Later that day, I researched it, and it was meth which is supposed to make your dopamine "feel good" levels drive up by 1200%! Anyway, needless to freakin' say, I was curious, so I said the next time I saw him that I was interested. Long story short, I got a non-conviction, and a conviction. Homeless people in developed countries are NOT good people. I'm clean today, thankfully.
@@lostgeometry Well I had a screenplay in the works about a Gacy/Dahmer crossover buddy comedy and I had Tim n Ben in mind. It would absolutely work as a musical. Basically i had a young Dahmer(Ben) is fucking and eating too many of the neighborhood cats and when his dad catches and confronts him hes all like "fuck off, papa". So theyre done with his shit and he gets sent to live with a relative in Norridge, Illinois and he has to find work and ends up appyling at Gacys(Tim) construction business. Anyways Gacy invites Dahmer to his house and he plans to body him but Dahmer grabs his dick and Gacys like oh shit might let this boy live. Then he finds out Dahmers more than just hot for fat clowns(haha) and they start murderin boys like its all they know how to do. Havent figured out an ending yet
@@jyo9735Between Ben's delightful soprano & Tim's childhood acting career, I think you'd have a Broadway hit on your hands. But you must end it exactly how Tim & Ben's relationship is going to end in real life: Tim killing Ben beneath the moonlight in a field in Georgia.
Idk if this is just my ADHD talking but I'm always amazed at his ability to just rant while managing to stay on topic and consistently make salient points
That adhd hyper focus that only works for certain things... you gotta train it... sell ethereum to your demons as bribery and maybe they will help you channel it. Or maybe they donate to lorie lightfoots campaign.
I was very close to Brianna, the beautiful girl who was stabbed to death. This show has helped me through this hard week. Thank you, this show is hilarious
I'm surprised it's not his Texas set. I immediately imagined him singing, “The stars at night are big and bright [clap clap clap]” and all the stars light up.
Like a young school boy would. I like to imagine him sitting cross-legged on the bare wood floor in Austin, cutting holes in a piece of dark cloth with his arts and crafts supplies strewn about. And Tim is there, smoking a cigarette on the couch and lecturing Ben on comedy and the finer things in life.
I haven't laughed that fucking hard in too long! There was something special about this one. I love this podcast more than any other creator on this platform. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I watched this while someone was working in my apartment, idk if he even knows who tim is. Never said 1 single word about the podcast. I was laughing lots no fucks given. 😂
It's like he takes normal people's thoughts and perceptions of the bizarro world we've all found ourselves in and filters them through this down-to-earth lens of absurdity and/or hilarity that makes it slightly more tolerable. Or maybe more fascinating to observe anyway. I don't know. Just seems like he is more relatable than most comedians (which I mean as a compliment).
Starting 2022 off strong and on a roll man. This was an incredible episode. Tim is so fucking funny. I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. Keep up the great work guys! The studio looks incredible and I loved the outro!!
Actually they're called wind turbines and not mills. They don't "MILL" oats or wheats or whatever. They're literally turbines that generate electricity. And before you ask yes i'm autistic.
It's close I actually know this stretch of the 10 (I-10 for non-Californians). There is a field of wind turbines with Mt San Jacinto in the background between there and Beaumont CA. It's quite beautiful. For all of CA's problems we try and just focus on the natural beauty and less on the decay of the US to which we have an often hilarious front row seat 👌
This channel definitely have some degree of shadowbaning, not so much because of the things that he says, but because of the titles of the episodes. Like "suicide toddler bomber"
His association with Alex Jones and his nonconforming ideas and questions has a lot of people preconceiving him as like a fox news type character. My friend thought he was a monster until I mentioned that Tim is a gay, all of a sudden he was funny and interesting to her.
Damn Tim you actually went on a super coherent rant around the 20 minute mark. Once you started talking about legacy systems I wept openly. Fuckin love your stuff man.
I like that we got to watch Tim stare into space and contemplate his existence for the first few seconds of the show.
thats how the magic happens.
😂
Tim is a robot, the speech algorithm algorithm was rebooting.
I thought it was an ode to Alex j
U are overthinking it American
Tim feels like something my brain invented to deal with the pandemic. God bless him and Ben
Our psychosis dynamic duo. The saints in the mirage
Tim & Ben??? Bro this is a conversation between Gary V and Ghislaine Maxwell's Defence lawyer talking about the importance of positivity when faced with challenges
Agreed
Underrated comment
Fucking brilliant comment
The new studio setup makes Tim look like some kind of cosmic shaman, broadcasting from the collective soul of the universe.
Tim has access to the Akashic records
Looks like he's podcasting from the backyard of the two lesbian airbnb'ers
Well said 👾
Haha
@@HealwithMeat careful Tim, the cactus 🌵 is not a seat
New studio is CUTE BABE!!!🥂
How do you not have a check mark by your name?
@@seansherman327 not gay enough, but still cute.
🤣👏
@@seansherman327 who are you talking to
Chrissy calm your tits. Yeah its beautiful. Its actually. Better than watching a couch... With all do respect
I swear to god, Tim is on his way to slowly but surely becoming a serious politician
Should Tim run for mayor of Los Angeles yes or yes?
we need people capable of being leaders. tim is that but whether he is too coward to embrace it is yet to be known
By the time he's old enough he'd be a serious candidate
and this is why we are doomed. please never vote again
He should Run for POTUS
I still miss the balcony/deck of his LA homes, with crazy ladies in the bushes or dogs that won’t stop barking
The porch era episodes with Devan Costa are some of the finest nihilist monologues in existence
Who could forget Austin? My favorite way to listen to Timothy is wen hes accompanied by the dulcet tones of crickets chirping punctuated only by Rogan occasionally strangling bush fowl
agreed dude. completely spot on.
the one lady screaming racial slurs LMFAOOO
yes
I need Tim Dillon to be the Pokémon Stadium announcer without being prepped on any of their names/moves etc. prior
That would make me love GameFreak again lmfao
That would be fukn hilarious 😂
....it could be done.
Deepfake a soundboard for a patch. Upload it for free for all of humanity.
...but then it would lose the real Tim's improv.
Lemmie jump upon your all-powerful top comment 😆 to agree with Tim about something, most homeless people aren't homeless, they're drug addicts drawing a pension in public housing, how do I know? Well, lemmie tell you. I befriended one of these folks back when I was a little naive. He said he makes $50 an afternoon (in addition to the govt benefits) so I asked the dude "what's your vice?" and he said "mdma and ketamine", and then he asked me if I'd like an "ice" hookup, I said ... "uhm, maybe." Later that day, I researched it, and it was meth which is supposed to make your dopamine "feel good" levels drive up by 1200%! Anyway, needless to freakin' say, I was curious, so I said the next time I saw him that I was interested. Long story short, I got a non-conviction, and a conviction. Homeless people in developed countries are NOT good people. I'm clean today, thankfully.
Oo how about Tim 'hosts' as the show 🤔🤣it works with tons of stuff.. robot wars popped into my head..
Tim’s retired cop energy is really shining today
Im a delivery driver for a living and Tim Dillon is the only comedian that will make me laugh so hard Ive had to pull over a few times🤣🤣🤣
Tim has a quickness of mind which is really impressive. "Prozac Play-Doh" as a riff on toys for anxious kids is genius.
Truly impressive
As part of a legal settlement with the AirBnB lesbians, Tim had to let them design his new podcast studio.
This the result.
Lmfao
Hahaha!
Ha
We need more southwest native decor
The windmill farm is the dead giveaway.
I love him saying “pokeyman” like Christopher Moltisanti
Tonight Puss, I got something big tonight!
Pokeyman Cards! th-cam.com/video/wuBABzFi3r4/w-d-xo.html
Great Minds think alike
Hahahahaha
What makes it even better is that when he reads the word from the article he pronounces it correctly
Whoever said these two are Cartmen & Butters all grown up hit the nail on the head.
John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer
@@jyo9735 that'd make a great musical
@@lostgeometry Well I had a screenplay in the works about a Gacy/Dahmer crossover buddy comedy and I had Tim n Ben in mind. It would absolutely work as a musical. Basically i had a young Dahmer(Ben) is fucking and eating too many of the neighborhood cats and when his dad catches and confronts him hes all like "fuck off, papa". So theyre done with his shit and he gets sent to live with a relative in Norridge, Illinois and he has to find work and ends up appyling at Gacys(Tim) construction business. Anyways Gacy invites Dahmer to his house and he plans to body him but Dahmer grabs his dick and Gacys like oh shit might let this boy live. Then he finds out Dahmers more than just hot for fat clowns(haha) and they start murderin boys like its all they know how to do. Havent figured out an ending yet
@@jyo9735 this is the greatest comment on TH-cam.
@@jyo9735Between Ben's delightful soprano & Tim's childhood acting career, I think you'd have a Broadway hit on your hands.
But you must end it exactly how Tim & Ben's relationship is going to end in real life:
Tim killing Ben beneath the moonlight in a field in Georgia.
“You shouldn’t seperate them from their consciousness” That one caught me off guard 😂
Idk if this is just my ADHD talking but I'm always amazed at his ability to just rant while managing to stay on topic and consistently make salient points
That adhd hyper focus that only works for certain things... you gotta train it... sell ethereum to your demons as bribery and maybe they will help you channel it. Or maybe they donate to lorie lightfoots campaign.
TV with bullet points
When the homeless cross paths with the realtors, it’s a real knife fight out there
That’s life in the big city
She should've kept her mouth shut
@@x.Aura.x She wishes it would have been a real knife fight out there in the snow that day. Sadly, bullets flew and everyone died, yes or yes.
@@B1055BH 😂
Thank god the episode is actually on time. Now I don't have to take my toaster oven into the bath tub with me.
I brought it in Saturday night, then remembered 48 hours to go.
Toast in the bath? Good idea.
@@spiderjerusalem8691 ll
Does that help with reception?
Again?
Tim staring as the set lit up cracked me tf up!! 😂 It looks like he’s broadcasting from inside an elementary school diorama
This one got me. Thank you.
Best comment on the new studio so far lol
Nailed the studio, lmfao
He could use a choo-choo train set in the background as well, or a highway clogged with Teslas.
I was very close to Brianna, the beautiful girl who was stabbed to death. This show has helped me through this hard week. Thank you, this show is hilarious
My son told me to watch this episode. Dude, you knocked this one outta the park. Just the Pokemon and Hollywood fearworshipper bits were priceless.
You are a great dad.
Your son is cool.
Sometimes dreams come true, and other times sets get built.
I'm surprised it's not his Texas set. I immediately imagined him singing, “The stars at night are big and bright [clap clap clap]” and all the stars light up.
@@DeflatingAtheism Him singing the song Blue shadows from the three amigos.I bet that's exactly what Tim was Thinking.
If it weren't for this set I wouldn't have anything to talk about
Why do I expect Wiley Coyote to burst onto this podcast set and start talking about Tower 7?
And how Acme was or wasn’t involved 🤌
@@bhief473 GHWB's cousin was the CEO of Acme
Meep Meep
Then Marvin the Martian comes down and probes Ben
.....like a Tex Avery cartoon.
lmaooooo
I'm digging the new studio. Seems like a good place to do the new MK ultra on people.
🤣👌🏼
This would Give a UFO PTSD farmer a stroker. Too familiar to his experience with aliens.
Good to see Ben, even if he looks like he just stepped off the set of the outsiders
The tour teaser at the end was killer. If Ben is making those, that’s his real talent besides laughing
That set is perfect for Tim to expand his fake businesses. He will be hosting Ayahuasca Ceremonies next.
Fake ayahuasca bro, it's gonna have cheese inside.
Sign me up, want to meet entities which scream at me that society is collapsing and I need to sort my life out
Tim should quit his job as a fake real estate agent and become a fake ayahuasca ceremony shaman.
Okay. You got me. This is good. 😂😂
Yeah but will there be elk steaks? I'm not leaving Austin unless there's elk steak.
I love how Tim knew that’s where everyone’s mind went 😂 13:10
Lol exactly why I scrolled the comments XD
Ben made every single piece of that background.
lottttttta love
With kindergarten safety scissors and Elmer's paste
Like a young school boy would. I like to imagine him sitting cross-legged on the bare wood floor in Austin, cutting holes in a piece of dark cloth with his arts and crafts supplies strewn about. And Tim is there, smoking a cigarette on the couch and lecturing Ben on comedy and the finer things in life.
Each individual windmill took around 3 days to masterfully craft out of construction paper and glue sticks
1:11:22 is the most badass 😎 🙌 ending to a podcast I have ever seen.
When I go schizo I want the voice in my head to be Tim Dillon.
Lol when I XD
@@NoSe-ci5oc stop with the xd it’s not 2010
@@retrogwuap5243 Oh, I thought it was , sorry I am schizo with Tim Dillons voice in my head.
@@NoSe-ci5oc cringe
I haven't laughed that fucking hard in too long! There was something special about this one. I love this podcast more than any other creator on this platform. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Agreed, this episode was special. National treasure proven once again
I watched this while someone was working in my apartment, idk if he even knows who tim is. Never said 1 single word about the podcast. I was laughing lots no fucks given. 😂
i know! totally right dude
It's like he takes normal people's thoughts and perceptions of the bizarro world we've all found ourselves in and filters them through this down-to-earth lens of absurdity and/or hilarity that makes it slightly more tolerable. Or maybe more fascinating to observe anyway. I don't know. Just seems like he is more relatable than most comedians (which I mean as a compliment).
This studio gives Tim the opportunity to be the oil tycoon he was always meant to be
Part of me is happy the studio is here, another part of me is sad that it’s actually real.
the trillion dollar studio did not disappoint.
Fake Businessman of the Year, right here
The blank stare into the camera is a nice touch
I LOVE the new set. Also, those cops trying to capture Snorlax are turning policing into a fake business. They must be commended and reinstated
Tim Dillon is Snorlax!
Aww come on guy RELAAAX 😁
There are maybe six things in existence funnier than hearing Tim say "Bull" six times in a row.
Lol, the first 10 seconds, comedy gold. I love it. More Tim looking like he's about to host coast to coast AM radio
😱 yasssssss 👏
Yes! Have some dangling flying saucers overhead.
LOVED the ending, great job in production, bravo ben. finally, you did a great job.
Starting 2022 off strong and on a roll man. This was an incredible episode. Tim is so fucking funny. I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. Keep up the great work guys! The studio looks incredible and I loved the outro!!
The windmills should just be actively killing birds the whole show huge oversight
Actually they're called wind turbines and not mills. They don't "MILL" oats or wheats or whatever. They're literally turbines that generate electricity. And before you ask yes i'm autistic.
@@linusdn2777 probably the funniest comment I’ve read in a minute lmfaoooo
@@linusdn2777 Lol. Autism slaps hard!
@@linusdn2777 fair criticism I live in the free state of Florida we don’t have those contraptions god would destroy them every hurricane season
The calm blue starlit background contrasts beautifully with Tim's fiery down-to-earth heart.
Tim Dillon new studio looks like something the AirBnB lesbians would have
Total junk eh
Can’t sit on the cactus 😩😩
I wonder how much the cleaning fee is?
i heard dubai is chilled now on covid...muslims saw the fallen angel psy op coming when we still played tekken 3 in beginner mode
He should bring them as guests onto the show
Tim you look like snorlax
Are we running on Snorlax time?
I love how the set is obviously supposed to be palm springs. He just can't let that airbnb incident go lmao
😭😭😭
It's close I actually know this stretch of the 10 (I-10 for non-Californians). There is a field of wind turbines with Mt San Jacinto in the background between there and Beaumont CA. It's quite beautiful. For all of CA's problems we try and just focus on the natural beauty and less on the decay of the US to which we have an often hilarious front row seat 👌
That was in Joshua 🎄 not 🌴 springs
@@dylanwilliams7868 decay of liberal states and cities*
There, I fixed that for you.
@@Sophisticlesenergy haha... Nah.
The new set looks UFO-friendly
that's right. completely accurate
Never thought I'd miss seeing Ben's smug Austin face.
He's not smug. He's just a sweet delightful Texas boy.
Going through a rough time like I am? Listen to Tim's rant and I lose it laughing so much. Thanks Tim you're rants are the absolute best
God I love Tim. It's so nice to just hear unfiltered truths.
Glad to see King Pig is invested in solar powered backdrops
Thank GOD there is a Windfarm in the background, Tims finally doing his part for the climate.
Powered by high grade gassers
My day wasn’t going so well and then I saw this... Tim and Ben are out here doing the Lord’s work truly. 🌵⭐️
Lori dancing at the end 🤣 Tim just had to get her one more time
58:57 this was a really powerful phrase, the tonality of it drives fear and power into the heart of those who listen
I love the new set; it has a very cable access feel to it.
Tim Dillon: I'm in to NFTs!
Me: "You will own nothing, and you will be happy."
lol
Is that you Klaus? Fuq you buddy
Easily the best studio in the game that fits your guys’ style perfectly. Worth the wait!
10 out of 10, would recommend!
"How does it feel to be the first woman to ever walk the earth!?" 😂 spot on.
I’m shocked Tim’s show doesn’t have millions of views per episode. How are people still sleeping on this KING?!
This channel definitely have some degree of shadowbaning, not so much because of the things that he says, but because of the titles of the episodes. Like "suicide toddler bomber"
His association with Alex Jones and his nonconforming ideas and questions has a lot of people preconceiving him as like a fox news type character.
My friend thought he was a monster until I mentioned that Tim is a gay, all of a sudden he was funny and interesting to her.
"They were raised on Inspirational Quotes." is the best thing I've heard today.
the side by side snorlax/tim comparison is 100%
I see him more as a Magmar. Man is fire.
Highlight of my week. It’s sad but that’s life.
Its Monday
these shows literally give me the energy i need to sustain myself
I've laughed n smiled more in the first 10 mins of this than I have in the last week... thx guys.
Ben trying not to laugh while discussing furniture store murder... priceless
Tim Dillon is the Messiah
At first I thought Tim was just going to silently stare into the camera for the whole episode.
I gotta say it made me anxious to think how long he was gonna do that for.
And we'd all still watch till the last second
Its been fun to watch the number of Tims subscribers go up over time. well deserved!
Literal perfect episode. Thanks Tim
My Patreon subscription bought that blow up cactus and I’m fine with that.
I love the new set, wind turbines instead of nukes. very optimistic LOL
Why can't we have both?!
Tim & Ben are national treasures.
Wrong.... International Treasures
I heard time was a frequent flyer with the Lolita express
I love the ending the lil video lol
Dude, the Hollywood rant is really Tim at his best. Fantastic work sir
The wind turbines in the backdrop of the amazing landscape is such a brilliant touch
It's nice to see that Tim recycled the old nativity scene from the local church.
Tim D will never be satisfied with any studio, mansion, or dwelling. Great opener!
I have no idea WHY, but I like the new studio.
That new studio was worth the wait. The background makes it looks like a stunning estate of podcast studios.
Lori Lightfoot officially has a 137% approval rating according to Yelp and official city statistics which are also based on Yelp review.
Apparently the realtor wasn’t lying about it being a real knife fight out there….
Good thing the homeless didn't get those swords the mayor was talking about 😬
exactly. 100% true
Tims really back tracked on Gary V when he realized that, that little leprechaun might be able to fund a project for him🤣🤣
Great studio. I wish them well.
It’s been a long day, it’s been a long life. Definitely needed a new episode. Thanks Tim and Ben.
This was not the studio I ever envisioned but I like it
This new studio looks like what I imagined Art Bell casting from when I was a kid lmao
Love the intro. Beautiful.
God damnit Ben. Where the fuck is this weeks episode
Lmao I didn't think the new set was real, I thought the whole thing was a bit.
Tim is great because he gets to place where he’s wondering what people are wondering in this exact moment.
underrated comment unless it gets to 4k
Rogan needs another red panty night. Tim should bless his studio weekly.
@@JohnStockton7459 and Gillis, mark and Shane are great but ari is a 74yr/o draft dodger, the charm of which wears off fast asf
Got the Patreon awhile back and I’ve been listening to all the old Tim and kump podcasts, they’re amazing 😂😂
Best ep so far, I love the blatant self pro a at the end too
I noticed something. The TD show. Has the funniest commenters community in the WORLD 🌎! By far
Oh I've missed just you two. Great set Ben 👌
I've watched Tim since he had
*sips wine from Burger King cup- *cheers 🍷
I love how magical the background is.
Damn Tim you actually went on a super coherent rant around the 20 minute mark. Once you started talking about legacy systems I wept openly. Fuckin love your stuff man.
0:02 and Ben said, Let there be light 💡
It’s beautiful, love the new set. Brings me back to the porch days.