Los Angeles Has Become Embarrassing

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  • @HubertCumbadale02
    @HubertCumbadale02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    Joe Rogan wakes up and finds that his house has been destroyed by a giant dart.

  • @blackman8603
    @blackman8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    Tim Dillon needs to have his own talk show in GTA6

    • @cotiorassilviu8467
      @cotiorassilviu8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's actually genius!🤔

    • @blackman8603
      @blackman8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cotiorassilviu8467 I know right

    • @eoinoconnell185
      @eoinoconnell185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit - yes !!!

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was thinking this last night

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or to atleast be a guest on one of the conspiracy radio shows

  • @Efan39
    @Efan39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    Poor Joe, he moved away to get out of your shadow Tim.

    • @AmericaLover2025
      @AmericaLover2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @amberhines01
      @amberhines01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      lol Tim is so funny. But without joe it may have been much longer before I discovered Tim which would be so sad he's a gem.

    • @C_Unit2003
      @C_Unit2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This guy is an absolute sheep. Has to follow the comedians who he’s imitating

    • @rrpearsall
      @rrpearsall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@C_Unit2003 or he simply liked Austin when he was there doing Rogans shows.

    • @jbomb1414ify
      @jbomb1414ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@amberhines01 exactly Joe definitely blew Tim Dillon up to a different level.

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2977

    Tim Dillion is the best gay in history.

    • @Jay-bf8yp
      @Jay-bf8yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Perhaps, but Rock Hudson is the gay with the best name.

    • @alfonzo9289
      @alfonzo9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Jay-bf8yp good points

    • @TheHeretic435
      @TheHeretic435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Douglas Murray too. They should make both of them in charge of the gays.

    • @Daniel-so5fn
      @Daniel-so5fn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen

    • @daeneydirusso4069
      @daeneydirusso4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes or yes?

  • @danieljmoore
    @danieljmoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Austin is 9/10ths Californians anyway. They'll all be escaping Austin in 5 years when they've turned it into an even worse version of LA.

    • @michaels.125
      @michaels.125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I can imagine that being true. When I lived in Denver I met a TON of people from CA, OK, NY, etc, because of the miserable laws & the collapse of the "community."

    • @RayWilliamJohansen
      @RayWilliamJohansen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      austin is the only thing cool about texas

    • @michaels.125
      @michaels.125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Deport 'em all most oklahomans were in Denver for the legal cannabis...

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Keep in mind; they moved for a reason.

    • @Supastarr1976
      @Supastarr1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@RayWilliamJohansen Sounds like you aren't originally from Texas or haven't spent a lot of time branching out in Texas. Very misinformed!

  • @rullangaar
    @rullangaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    ”it’s time to go die”, ”if she’d help people it’d be grotesque” - it’s stuff like that which makes Tim the master of understated dark comedy

    • @rainmaker6261
      @rainmaker6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The darkness is pretty well stated

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rullan Gåår
      - Sjung hopp-fallerallan-hej!

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      D/ark arts

    • @fleckx
      @fleckx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rainmaker6261 overstated dark comedy

  • @Flintknappingtips
    @Flintknappingtips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Tim Dillon is the perfect man for the moment. That’s a problem.

    • @Benshooman
      @Benshooman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The moment is the problem, Tim Dillion is just aware of it.

    • @MeatCatCheesyBlaster
      @MeatCatCheesyBlaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you trying to say

    • @BrianCheng24
      @BrianCheng24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the problem?

    • @l.ronhubbard5445
      @l.ronhubbard5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Dill Timmon were any gayer or any fatter, he'd be Rosanne Barr

    • @lvx_rose
      @lvx_rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@l.ronhubbard5445 u mean Bosanne Rarr

  • @joshua023156
    @joshua023156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I’m just imagining the train wreck hotel room behind that curtain.

  • @ChrisAthanas
    @ChrisAthanas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Austin is pretty much LA now, out of frying pan into fire if u move there from LA.
    The homeless issue is completely out of hand and all the cool businesses were shuttered months ago and not coming back.
    I just moved away after 20 years and now I live I Mexico and it’s been amazing

    • @ChrisAthanas
      @ChrisAthanas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And it's all tech weenies with their ferraris and hi rise apartments
      All the cool austin businesses that made austin are gone for good
      Austin is just silicon valley
      The coolness died in 2019

    • @colemcnair5752
      @colemcnair5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mexico! Damn you really sent it

    • @ChrisAthanas
      @ChrisAthanas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @ I'm in Tepoztlán and I ain't running guns, or drugs, or humans ... I haven't seen any crime except dogs pooping in the streets
      Good thing it rains almost every night to clear out that crap
      There is a reasonable police presence and I'm not hearing of any crime so far
      In austin I can't say the same at all except not much dog crap there... Lots of human crap from all the homeless everywhere
      I haven't seen one homeless camp here at all

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      chris Athanas cool, just watch yourself down there.👍

    • @ChrisAthanas
      @ChrisAthanas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@evanabbott2737 and u watch out for the murderous rallies and riots up there!

  • @punkyroxx
    @punkyroxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    LA Is a joke. 100k homeless in tents you can't even go to your local park for a walk without seeing trash and tents everywhere.

    • @VividFilmProductions
      @VividFilmProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thanks democrats

    • @WithSoto
      @WithSoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you can thank democrats

    • @flowertree2732
      @flowertree2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is sad

    • @Jenna-xt7ni
      @Jenna-xt7ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Want your kids to get an education or let alone just have the ability to attend school? LA is not the place for you then 😬

    • @VividFilmProductions
      @VividFilmProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @TH-cam Can eat it which ones? And “red” doesn’t always mean conservative. Plenty of “red” politicians that might as well be democrats. Mitt Romney fuckin sucks for example.

  • @Mikemcjr
    @Mikemcjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I love watching Ben sit there and try to contain himself doing everything but spit boogers and cackling with laughter at Tim

    • @rhan7466
      @rhan7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ben is great - so likeable.

    • @SkepticalGuy
      @SkepticalGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That is the most annoying part of this IMO. But this is a difference of opinion.

    • @chicoandthem4n
      @chicoandthem4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SkepticalGuy I agree, it feels like he's forcing the laugh

    • @AntisthenesOfAthenai
      @AntisthenesOfAthenai ปีที่แล้ว

      I stopped watching when he left.

  • @robinsonsuarez6334
    @robinsonsuarez6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Austin’s a small CA. No point in moving there that’s the first place all the CA problems will pop up.

    • @brandonbeard2061
      @brandonbeard2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not the best place to get away from the homeless

    • @robinsonsuarez6334
      @robinsonsuarez6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brandonbeard2061 yep my cousin lives close by tell me about not and throughout the years it’s gotten bad

    • @dylanwho6299
      @dylanwho6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Boulder CO has been hit with the CA wave. They came here, infiltrated the politics, brought big tech, taxed the shit out of everything, skyrocketed rent, and made the homeless problem worse. Then they complain about CA.

    • @brandonbeard2061
      @brandonbeard2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Californians

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I disagree. The people leaving CA is tired of the woke sh!t and how it`s run. They move to Texas to get away from it. Not to create a new LA.

  • @TankAssTanner
    @TankAssTanner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Everyone in California wants to escape California and move to Austin, to turn Austin into California and then talk about escaping Austin.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "They're like locusts."

    • @tactikiller
      @tactikiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Austin has been like Cali for at least a decade.

    • @renovatio93
      @renovatio93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The most notable, Elon Musk LOL

    • @jaredbard3140
      @jaredbard3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm gonna take a guess n say comedians didn't hurt California at all. Were you just joking?

    • @johanvanderpants9363
      @johanvanderpants9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. Elon and Rogan are in texas. When things get to that tipping point, they will fund a wall. It will turn into escape from LA.

  • @vijaynair2403
    @vijaynair2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “And the TikTok kids go in there and throw chicken fingers at each other!”
    Tim cracks me up so much!
    His delivery is so old school too!

    • @sprezzatura8755
      @sprezzatura8755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim is a little bit Sam Kinison and a little bit rock and roll.

  • @batman1776
    @batman1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    My College professor tried to sell a T-Shirt to our class the Monday after Tim released this full episode. Truly the end times of USA.

    • @igt3928
      @igt3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wtf. what's the class?

    • @gideonamare160
      @gideonamare160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Everybody's selling merch

    • @MajesticMalice
      @MajesticMalice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hit up the dean

    • @chasingsunsets87
      @chasingsunsets87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      does he at least have an etsy account? The screen shops must being doing ok then lol

    • @tillinginagrave1
      @tillinginagrave1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Think my local elementary kicked the ice cream truck away and created their own ice cream truck was wondering why never heard the truck anymore probably said was for safety reasons

  • @nicholaswojton8258
    @nicholaswojton8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Tim should move to Philly and do podcasts in the middle of an open air drug market on A st.

    • @mr7wi
      @mr7wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe he could have Bill Burr on as a guest

    • @nicholaswojton8258
      @nicholaswojton8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the pass of passes Marlo.

    • @web3reviews
      @web3reviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or portland lol

    • @bwood7325
      @bwood7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicholaswojton8258 basically this guy should be in charge of choosing all of Tim's podcast locations

    • @r.i.p-gbs1627
      @r.i.p-gbs1627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd like to see tim with booth setup on South Street

  • @acideauxrivarda3352
    @acideauxrivarda3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I love all these comedians who make a living off giving observations and are only now realizing LA is just rich has-beens/people who never made it.... That's the first observation most of the rest of the country gets when flying into LAX

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I did an exchange semester in LA last year and even though I had a great time, I'll probably never come back again.

    • @kevinmouren-laurens5113
      @kevinmouren-laurens5113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who cares

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol Tim's from NY, he flew into LAX too

    • @fiarusgaming3420
      @fiarusgaming3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true... I remember my reality check walking down Hollywood Boulevard for the first time.

    • @malvolio01
      @malvolio01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's not the real LA.

  • @FuggyWilliams
    @FuggyWilliams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I got an ad break 30 seconds into the video. TH-cam is the LA of the internet.

    • @ks5553
      @ks5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As much as I hate TH-cam philosophically, it's worth the 12 bucks a month for premium just to never see another ad here. I hate myself for posting this but I feel your pain :)

    • @beersbrother
      @beersbrother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ks5553 lol or just get adblocker

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why not just use Opera browser with the built in Adblocker and VPN?

    • @jack-o-trades304
      @jack-o-trades304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lolllllllll

    • @harambetidepod1451
      @harambetidepod1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

  • @stratocaster1986able
    @stratocaster1986able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tim's ability to improvise and tap into the 'Stream of consciousness' is unmatched by today's standards.

  • @iraisaacs1805
    @iraisaacs1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I find it hilarious that everybody from California is moving to the one part of Texas that is already California

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good. Quarantine the cancer.

    • @1haterinamerica705
      @1haterinamerica705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fucking let me don’t tell em about Houston

    • @Petergonzalezcomedy
      @Petergonzalezcomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's not as hilarious when you live here.

    • @tomk6292
      @tomk6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are sick of giving so much money to the government to be spent on bombing Syrian hospitals

    • @MastaOfMonkeyDisasta
      @MastaOfMonkeyDisasta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're flooding into Colorado too.

  • @franksbtka1624
    @franksbtka1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’ve lived in California since 1982. I just got back from visiting Arizona. I’m leaving California and moving to AZ.

    • @NgaBalkan
      @NgaBalkan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you’re gonna vote dem then stay were you are.

    • @jpeg204
      @jpeg204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NgaBalkan voting does nothing

    • @gnielsen07
      @gnielsen07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jpeg204 it keeps taxes lower, regulations lessened & gun rights conserved . Leads to a better economy. Better than nothing

    • @scottonyschak8123
      @scottonyschak8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You live in Baltimore...also you’re dead

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enjoy the heatwaves kid

  • @Epiousios18
    @Epiousios18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how Tim's Jamie is on camera and is just cracking up like the rest of us the whole time.

  • @sergiovanni5989
    @sergiovanni5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tim Dillon is the most straight gay I’ve seen

  • @chrisrice2501
    @chrisrice2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ben’s genuine laughs are such a great addition.

  • @tomk3620
    @tomk3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I must admit, that I never get tired of listening to TIM DILLON! There are many brilliant comics out there but Tim stands out from among the crowd, and I truly look forward to watching EVERYTHING he does in the near future! IT'S YOUR SEASON TIM DILLON! Rumble young man rumble!

  • @zachotto2535
    @zachotto2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Austin, Texas is just the LA of the south. Ppl leaving LA are so predictable and are all sheep. First it used to be Oregon, Washington and Nevada. Now those places are full of Californians who left for cheaper housing but now those places have become the liberal hell hole with high housing prices that they left. Now the new flavors are Texas and Nashville but those places are now becoming liberal hell holes with higher housing prices and bad traffic. I think I’m ten years ahead of the curve by moving to Tampa, Fl from Los Angeles. But don’t come here either cuz then there will no place to live except for South Dakota lol

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean Brady and Gronk already went down there so it's just a matter of time till more people are coming.

    • @modern.performer
      @modern.performer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluepearl_22 I believe what he meant is he moved there 10y ago

    • @DrewS777
      @DrewS777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Liberal politics are the cause of California collapse.

    • @speedmetalmassiah567
      @speedmetalmassiah567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m thinking about moving to either New Orleans or Philly. I like grime. It makes me uncomfortable when the streets and sidewalks are spotless, and it’s all high-end shops and beautiful people. Feels fake for some reason, like an instagram world ya feel?

    • @RealHankShill
      @RealHankShill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was tired of being chased around and moved to Alaska. Liberals cant stand having to work hard, so they dont move to Alaska. Its just too hard to live up here. You have to work, and you have to pay bills or you will die.

  • @benjaminseng4271
    @benjaminseng4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The problem is is that no one knows how to be effectively confrontational to people who are fucking up their lives, zero personal accountability. Liberal politeness, it's not your place to judge... BS we should be judging each other all the time but out of love like how a good strong parent judges us. Anyway Im In echo park and we have at least 50 young junkies living in tents at our parks. There needs to be a system that doesn't enable people but helps them and holds them accountable. It shouldn't be against the law to be poor but it should be a violation to ruin neighborhoods and communities with gross living conditions. It's as if we respect the right someone else has to ruin our neighborhoods and communities. Makes zero sense and no one in LA wants to step up and talk about it. I've had so many conversations with friends that just end in " it is what it is" we are wise fools, children pretending to be adults. We're lame

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not my circus, not my problem. The most I'm going to do for them nowadays is laugh at them.

  • @lucasbevan139
    @lucasbevan139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    God damn it Tim is going to be one of the funniest comedians ever if he keeps doing his thing. He is literally a nonstop comedy machine.

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm soooo happy someone is making fun of the Tik Tok kids. They need it badly, in a world where you have to be accepting of everyone and everything.

    • @MeatCatCheesyBlaster
      @MeatCatCheesyBlaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody watched SNL so it’s ok

    • @nugzila4170
      @nugzila4170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone out of touch with reality needs a wake up call to make this world a better place.

    • @ippinekebe3238
      @ippinekebe3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tik Tok is just a place where people go to annoy other people.

    • @HangedMunchkinTruther
      @HangedMunchkinTruther 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The tiktok kids are doing a swell job of ripping each other to pieces everyday. This acceptance narrative is a total farce

  • @brandonbeard2061
    @brandonbeard2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If you're trying to get away from the homeless, Austin may not the best place to go in Texas

  • @craigmerryfull7704
    @craigmerryfull7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when i was a kid my childhood cat decided it wanted to die under the deck so it was my job to crawl under and pull out the rotting corpse of my beloved pet. Ah... childhood memories.

    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should tell that story at parties bro

  • @hunterthompson6295
    @hunterthompson6295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Tim dillon is the greatest man alive

    • @yasirzainal1
      @yasirzainal1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes or Yes?!

    • @zachmartin9141
      @zachmartin9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @SKELOO
      @SKELOO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True patriot! 😎😎

    • @MrHombrelobo
      @MrHombrelobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's fucking great for sure.

    • @jackharris6036
      @jackharris6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's ask the people who interact with him first

  • @calebl6609
    @calebl6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Whatever you do don’t come to Montana. There’s nothing to do here.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _at least you don't have to deal with traffic_

    • @ORaddlyispissedoff
      @ORaddlyispissedoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Keeping the urbanites out I see

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm headed to Wyoming next year from SF 🦜

    • @Stranger_In_The_Alps
      @Stranger_In_The_Alps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The unabomber lived in Montana

    • @mad1337nes
      @mad1337nes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@freddymarcel-marcum6831 full, sorry

  • @D00R
    @D00R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I moved out of LA in 2015 right before it went to hell. Then American Apparel went Bankrupt, Homeless started building up more and then it became the mess it is today.
    Before all of that I loved living there. The people didn’t seem trustworthy though which is why I left. The relationships I made didn’t seem genuine. I just loved the weather and the art and It felt like anything cool could happen. I just didn’t trust anyone there.

    • @educatehour
      @educatehour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great take. Relatable as a former Angeleno 👍 now Texan..

  • @1101-f6z
    @1101-f6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." -George Carlin
    "It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks

  • @PLATOLOSOPHY
    @PLATOLOSOPHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tim Dillion is now officially my favorite comedian. What about you? Yes or Yes?

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Are you that guy on that show on TruTV where they talk about who's dog house is better?" 😂😂🤣

  • @stoicsavage509
    @stoicsavage509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tim broadcasting from a stunning estate in Austin, Texas!! #LifeintheBIGcity 😎

  • @carlosallison8955
    @carlosallison8955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Ben's laugh is infectious AND depressing.

    • @kathrynsandager6525
      @kathrynsandager6525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It hits just like a ⚡️of laughter..the best

  • @Multi0515
    @Multi0515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    People who have to move somewhere to find themselves or glom on to an energy or scene they didn't create will ruin whatever city they move to. I don't like LA but I could be happy there.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

    • @EricGordon-w9y
      @EricGordon-w9y 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You've never lived in Dayton Ohio.

  • @RexKramerDangerSeeker
    @RexKramerDangerSeeker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    California has been the same for decades, because Rogan left now everyone else is leaving. When folks try to point that shit out the only comeback is "we have nice weather and live by some water". The vast majority of people leaving are transplants anyways. Austin is going through the same shit you're fleeing from, that's probably the worst place besides Seattle or Portland to choose.

    • @fatlardshowernow234
      @fatlardshowernow234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The missing link here is taxes. Very advantageous to be in Texas when you’re making over 6 figures

    • @Quball_Productions
      @Quball_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland, and Austin are only going down, not up.

    • @segasys1339
      @segasys1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are u sure? According to Austin City Limits and the Daily Show Austin is awesome.

    • @BlackHawk2901
      @BlackHawk2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke Smith it’s very advantageous to live there if you’re making 40k lol. Taxes suck no matter which bracket you’re in

    • @ZenDonn
      @ZenDonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How you forget Florida lmao, Austin Texas is the shit

  • @josh6306
    @josh6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I like the smaller clips! Easier to watch while your pooping

    • @jonr7207
      @jonr7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How many shits have you taken since you originally wrote this comment

    • @mr.dankengine
      @mr.dankengine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah! Now I am curious. "How many shits have you taken since you originally wrote this comment"?

    • @thatbodymechanic
      @thatbodymechanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant think of a better reason to take a shit really.

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *you're

  • @LOVEqualsLOVEchannel
    @LOVEqualsLOVEchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Easiest job in the planet: dude in green hoodie.

  • @georgehasleftthebuilding6621
    @georgehasleftthebuilding6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Cali REALLY needs to break into 2 states to have any chance.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give it back to Mexico. The ONLY REASON they joined the USA was FEAR OF THE MEXICAN ARMY taking them back after 6 weeks of independence. They WANTED to be a seperate country. But got THE REST OF THE USA to savevthem.... and honestly STILL drag the rest of the USA down. The US army should've left them to the Mexicans.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were plans to break it into three- Northern Cali, the greater L.A. area, and San Diego with the Central Valley and a whole bunch of desert. The Democrats would probably never do it, because there's a good chance the San Diego state would flip red.

  • @VidPro95
    @VidPro95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Tim lists off all the downsides of LA and now he's moving back.

  • @andreismithnow
    @andreismithnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the two guys in the room- green sweatshirt guy just cracking up

  • @Horseloverfat2374
    @Horseloverfat2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim dillion podcasts are one of the few with replay value.

  • @RealCallMeTony
    @RealCallMeTony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m pleasantly surprised by the amount of ads being played on this video! I hope Tim and Ben are getting PAID!

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s now demobilized lol 😭

  • @AntisthenesOfAthenai
    @AntisthenesOfAthenai ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, do I miss this era of the Tim Dillon Show... this was most certainly it's pinnacle.

  • @omeyehead7436
    @omeyehead7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The merch dialogue sounded like Mitch Mac 4 days ago

  • @ronnieallie8490
    @ronnieallie8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "embrace the darkness of this world" deep brother.

  • @blah146568766i87
    @blah146568766i87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The beginning of the Austin Arc

  • @AnarchyAutomatons
    @AnarchyAutomatons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This could be a show on interdimensional cable

  • @stbent14
    @stbent14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:32 🤣 “now we are going to do merch” ☠️

  • @Francesco-xp8ne
    @Francesco-xp8ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This aged well

  • @haymarie3121
    @haymarie3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Merch part had me in tears 🤣

  • @Priceluked
    @Priceluked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like going back and watching the lead up to the move and then watching his opinion deteriorate.

  • @estellepatella2520
    @estellepatella2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LA has always been an embarrassment. The show "Cats" will make you drown your cat in the toilet.

  • @MykFroopy88
    @MykFroopy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why was Kansas City Missouri not on your radar?

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite youtube page takes place in Kansas City Missouri. Its a youtube page where a gas station clerk catches shopliftrs on hidden camera. Seems like a real nice place.

    • @robertchristensen9949
      @robertchristensen9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Missouri is the most underrated state in the US I’m in Saint Louis

    • @MykFroopy88
      @MykFroopy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Christensen I’m on the other side. St. Joseph

  • @Emang169
    @Emang169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8 months ago Tim was saying how much he loves LA. Now he's saying LA is the worst place in the world.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since then he moved to Austin, and now says Austin is the worst place in the world.

  • @Ben-pu7jl
    @Ben-pu7jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Texas loves you Mr Dillon

  • @siikedonnelly
    @siikedonnelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New to your show, and definitely enjoyed this episode. I lived in LA for a total of 13 years and everything youre saying in this episode, I was saying 4 years ago. I finally moved out of LA in March of this year, at the start of the lockdown. I won't say my life is better. Its too soon to know, but its definitely the same. I work and make youtube content. So yeah, it can be done from anywhere and your viewers will follow and support. You got a new subscriber out of me. Great video.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. There's no sense in paying a big-city cost of living if you can't even take advantage of the big city amenities, particularly when it is the blue-state governors and mayors who are doing the most to take a hatchet to the middle class.

  • @RossCampoli
    @RossCampoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Def number 1 Austin Tx podcast that doesn't take place in a toaster oven

  • @seandunne82
    @seandunne82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has aged well

  • @kilalawak70
    @kilalawak70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Austin texas.... so original.

    • @WithSoto
      @WithSoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its just the next LA people don't understand they think they're going to a different city. Austin, Houston,all just like LA

  • @ianscreamsvideo
    @ianscreamsvideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This popped up under suggested videos. As Tim spouts hate for Austin and is considering moving back to LA. Fantastic

  • @xr6lad
    @xr6lad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol. So true. So many singers in particularly just keep singing and we watch them as their voice declines and they can’t hold the notes but everyone still claps bit behind their backs feels sad for them. They become a parody of themselves. Give up graceful. It’s better to go on a high when the legend was alive rather than a has been. Especially if you have a lot of money - retire and enjoy it.

  • @stephensleezer5083
    @stephensleezer5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how Tim is like "but you know me I do a little fake business"

  • @thetexasbutcher1006
    @thetexasbutcher1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he started listing off negatives I fucking died laughing

  • @John_Uche
    @John_Uche ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Producer Micheal is no 1 on that list of “done it”

  • @melsangling
    @melsangling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    From my observation something about having people live near the ocean makes them have cognitive dissonance. Leave Texas alone, don't be a rogan that talks about being a liberal but when it comes time to pay he becomes a republican. Hypocrisy has no real consequences

    • @nq6508
      @nq6508 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how most people use to be. Socially liberal and fiscally conservative. I would be to if I were rich.

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I watch compilations of the popular Tiktok stars.... always leaving me with a puzzling feeling and trying to figure which ones, if not all, will have some difficulties in the future with sex, drugs, and alcohol. Maybe none. It’s just 10 sec videos, and the TH-cam videos are barely over 10mins if that. They have a lot to gain from the popularity. It’s kind of amazing considering I can’t figure out what is so unique about a single one.

    • @bilaal4637
      @bilaal4637 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop watching it then.

  • @kermitthefrog9719
    @kermitthefrog9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m from Texas!! I’m afraid of it turning into a blue state because of people from Cali moving over here but Tim is more than welcomed here

  • @pyroed7044
    @pyroed7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just discovered tim can't get enough. What everyone's favourite of his video i can watch/listen too.

    • @arletteumutesi8926
      @arletteumutesi8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Life in the big city. Better help ad. His rap song is legendary

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I started from the oldest video and im working my way through. if you have time, i recommend doing that, otherwise literally pick any at random, they are all gold

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arletteumutesi8926 thanks will check it out just watching epstein's favourite podcast. 221 😀 🤣

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tech1238 thanks will do that can't stop laughing at his stuff. So glad I found him.✌😀

  • @midwestlakelife
    @midwestlakelife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny thing is, I'd likely buy Tim Dillon Merch.
    I've never bought 2020 Merch.
    The last time I bought Merch was at a Lenny Kravitz concert back in 1994.

  • @ericp1139
    @ericp1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fast forward to today and he’s saying he hates Austin, Texas. I don’t think he will be happy anywhere lol

  • @arniexanchez
    @arniexanchez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been trained to only laugh audibly when Ben does

  • @jonlabarbera2011
    @jonlabarbera2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim I love you. Your content is LEGENDARY

  • @alexdarren8432
    @alexdarren8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Texas in 5 years time will just be LA but with more cowboy hats

  • @caddyshack68
    @caddyshack68 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tim owning an oil and gas company in Kazakhstan while wearing those windshield sunglasses is my spirt animal. It gives off war lord vibes and I like those vibes.

  • @DevDude1017
    @DevDude1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We have to protect this man at all cost

    • @BuryTheBottleWithMe
      @BuryTheBottleWithMe ปีที่แล้ว

      No we don't. He will protect himself. Don't worry.

  • @helegi
    @helegi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ultimate roast of LA 😂😂☠️ this is so funny bahaha 🤣 love from New Zealand 🇳🇿👏🏽

  • @cheapdope
    @cheapdope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim! You forgot that the entire state is engulfed in flames for 3 months out of every year!

  • @spderman123
    @spderman123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when steve o said dr dre told me california knows how to party yet everything closes early

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the thing that struck me as a tourist... everything shuts down at 10. Even here in Greensboro, there were places where if you showed up at 11PM, you were still too early. Well, there was one intersection I drove through that had a party going on late into the night... turns out it was Boystown on Santa Monica.

  • @eddiebernays514
    @eddiebernays514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if only everyone knew that the major cities in texas are already on their way to being as shit as cali. ive been in texas for 6 years and its not what i was told. its not the america loving free state that i thought it would be.

  • @ngarcia2116
    @ngarcia2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I died at the RuPaul fracking part 😂

  • @jennifertroxell4035
    @jennifertroxell4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's it, I'm buying Tim Dillon merch.

  • @Vulnerary2
    @Vulnerary2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you guys!! Tim you're hilarious

  • @boerqwhaas
    @boerqwhaas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Come to Arkansas!! You'll fit right in!

  • @cockyrooster361
    @cockyrooster361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you forgot forest fires, legalizing pedophelia, horrible traffic jams, smog, ....

  • @stage1greg
    @stage1greg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Californians, don't ruin Austin. dear god this man is hilarious.

  • @HadrianCall
    @HadrianCall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim talking about dying cats
    Ad: "here's something for your cat allergies"

  • @rrp2600
    @rrp2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know Tim. I hear the real estate market in Austin is a real knife fight.

    • @chrisc.4517
      @chrisc.4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @chrisc.4517
      @chrisc.4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't know if Tim is ready for that. He'd prefer a pillow fight.

  • @eliteepoxyaz
    @eliteepoxyaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scottsdale, AZ!!

  • @zachmccabe7510
    @zachmccabe7510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LA has been embarrassing for a decade. At least

  • @alexgall8785
    @alexgall8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe you mentioned Briamere pies. I live right there my family and I get them almost every holiday. North of Riverhead.

  • @CelticAngloPress2nd
    @CelticAngloPress2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Import the third world, become the third world.
    Meanwhile...in Japan.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEAH. Some of the hardest migration in the world.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They need workers

    • @blodus4521
      @blodus4521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless they fix the population problems eventually they'll do the same thing we're doing

    • @mattjackson7859
      @mattjackson7859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Automation is the cure to Japan’s woes, not immigration.

  • @soundsbyeye
    @soundsbyeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Low key think Tim Dillon is about to manifest himself as the next goat. Podcast AND comedian. always funny and real!

  • @Tyler-Thompson
    @Tyler-Thompson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tim had so many reason California sucks that I had to watch an ad in the middle.

  • @6atlantis
    @6atlantis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he’s wagging his head back and forth @6:24 it reminds me of the Sesame Street episode he was in.