Thank You, You nailed it because I'm so tired of people trying to compare, or make him seem like a combo of other people. He is Tim Dillon. The only one of his kind. He is not like anyone else.
Apparently she's involved in child trafficking. Wouldn't surprise me if she WAS CIA. I mean how long can you have a comedy show, and not be funny and be a bitch.... without HELP from some place....
It’s the exact same demographic that made Kanye West famous. His one lame song was what Ellen danced too while her producers were backstage goosing temps and making them smell their fingers afterwards.
I remember watching Ellen dance and smile on her show years ago and thinking it was so obviously fake most of the time. My mother nearly slapped me for commenting on it lol. Well, look now Ma. Look at her now.
@@OffGridInvestor ...She's, uhh, in recovery. She had the haircut, constantly sent food back at restaurants, spoke to managers... Yeah...She's working on it though lol. Honestly doing a lot better now.
1. no employee is allowed to look at Ellen 2. if Ellen seems like she is in a 'bad mood', just go into her office there, and do a little skit, do a little humorous bit. okay? it's not a big deal. 3. if Ellen seems to be attacking someone on staff, just ignore it, it will be okay, the next day she will probably switch to someone else. these were actual, printed rules and guidelines for employees on that show.
I haven’t been this excited about finding a new comic since I discovered Patrice O’Neal and Joey Diaz over a decade ago. I could listen to Dillon rant for hours.
@@CameronBrtnik Burr was good while.he was still single. Once he got married to a liberal woke wife, he started to change (same thing happened to Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart)
@@CameronBrtnik sure. She's funny. But, she's still a liberal California woman. Just listen to bill talk about masks and vaccines...then you really see it.
Props to this guy producing on the right. He is laughing, sure...but I'm sitting here crying-laughing at Tim's rant. I would have shorted the circuit boards halfway through this segment.
He was on Rogans Podcast for the 2nd time not long ago --it’s an episode worth checking out . I laughed out loud a few times listening to that podcast episode ✌️
The line, "Do I like the show more now, now that I know that Ellen has been running a rape room . . ." caught me off guard, and I nearly Bert'd myself and fell out of my office chair.
Apparently she's involved in child trafficking. It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Went on the Jonny Carson show straight after he ex girlfriend died of a "car accident"... she has that psychopath edge to her. Easily a CIA asset. She a comedian that DOESN'T do standup with a show that ISN'T funny..... just like ACTUAL bankers would talk to Epstein and say amongst themselves "this guy isn't a real banker. It's his cover for something".... just like Ellen isn't a real comedian.
No Creative Name well what can WE do? What can we also do to facilitate the exposure of the pedo sex rings in Hollywood? What can we do about the current state of plutocracy in the nation? What can we do with congress playing childish self centered games in current sessions while 21+ million of Americans are financially cut off at the knees, additionally now homeless.....I know I’m going off here but fact remains....WE can’t do shit but spread the information
John C Hey bud nobody is even taking about pedophile rings. Not everything is related to pedophiles in Hollywood. I know this may come as a shock to you but the world is complex and not made for you to collect clues and play connect the dots from home.
Okay who is the sidekick/IT guy? He is the Jamie to Tim's Joe Rogan. He needs all the recognition. Laugh so hard everytime he just loses it and can't control his laughter
Amazing that her show is still on and the network gave her those game shows too! Nobody cares as long as the money keeps coming in. This is the perfect example of how awful narcissistic personality disorder really is. Narcs destroy everything in their life and there is no cure
Ellen's never had Tim as a guest on her show because she's afraid he'd steal her spot as Americas most beloved gay
He already has
US*
THEM*
dude hit the nail on the head
There is a long list of gays that just lap Ellen on the most beloved gays
His lil sidekick has the best job. I’d love to just sit by Tim and listen to him ramble
Imagine getting paid to have a front row seat to a podcast that’s funnier every week than most stand up specials lmao
He should change the guy once awhile put some flare over there 👉
Fun fact: That's Howard Stern's daughter that recently transitioned
Chad Farthouse seriously? 😂
He actually pays to be there
If Chris Farley and Alex Jones had a love child, it would be Tim Dillon.
perfect
I thought the samething
That poor bed :(
@Anderson Silva what? How could multiple people come up with such a clever comment? Seems impossible, this guy is a pioneer
Or if Chris Farley and Sam Kinison had a kid.🤯😎
If Tim Dillons parents had a kid it would look like Tim Dillon
🤔
Lame as hell
Holy shit
I never thought of it like that
Thank You, You nailed it because I'm so tired of people trying to compare, or make him seem like a combo of other people. He is Tim Dillon. The only one of his kind. He is not like anyone else.
Ellen in the CIA is canon now
It wouldn't be surprising if she was part of the CIA. Some kind of program created by the CIA to keep the masses of middle aged suburbanites docile.
EllenGate is ElsaGate for adults 🤔
yeah, we just gotta keep saying it 😂
Apparently she's involved in child trafficking. Wouldn't surprise me if she WAS CIA. I mean how long can you have a comedy show, and not be funny and be a bitch.... without HELP from some place....
@@Saturnia2014 nailed it, the biggest stars are government agents whether they are aware of it or not
Once his voice breaks in he'll sound like Alex Jones.
And once his face breaks in he'll look like him too.
Correct
He does look a bit like a younger alex lol
Once he gets his shipment of Bone Broth the transformation will be complete 👌
Damn I thought this was a young Alex Jones, my bad boys and girls
Why do you think so many Karens exist? That's Ellen's entire audience. Think about it.
Think about what a sheep you are to say Karen. Think about it.
@Tom Griffiths You had to tell me it was a joke that's how funny its not. Leave the thinking up to people more capable.
@Tom Griffiths You don't even believe what you're saying. So go take a nap and forget about it.
PS4LIFE GAMER lol.. you’re ridiculous
It’s the exact same demographic that made Kanye West famous. His one lame song was what Ellen danced too while her producers were backstage goosing temps and making them smell their fingers afterwards.
I remember watching Ellen dance and smile on her show years ago and thinking it was so obviously fake most of the time. My mother nearly slapped me for commenting on it lol. Well, look now Ma. Look at her now.
And your mom's a Karen I guess?
@@OffGridInvestor ...She's, uhh, in recovery. She had the haircut, constantly sent food back at restaurants, spoke to managers... Yeah...She's working on it though lol. Honestly doing a lot better now.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 glad she's doing better 🙂
@@pyroed7044 There's a few relapses here and there but that's to be expected with her past. What matters is she's working on it.
Being a Karen is rock bottom. 🪨
I love his producer trying not to lose it
I doubt anyone actually went to Ellen for help. I don’t think anyone was allowed to make eye contact or something
Jennifer Lopez has that eye contact thing I think.
1. no employee is allowed to look at Ellen
2. if Ellen seems like she is in a 'bad mood', just go into her office there, and do a little skit, do a little humorous bit. okay? it's not a big deal.
3. if Ellen seems to be attacking someone on staff, just ignore it, it will be okay, the next day she will probably switch to someone else.
these were actual, printed rules and guidelines for employees on that show.
I haven’t been this excited about finding a new comic since I discovered Patrice O’Neal and Joey Diaz over a decade ago. I could listen to Dillon rant for hours.
Same. Joey and tim are my top 2 favorite people to watch just rant about american daily life and culture.
me three but don't forget ol' Billy Burr!
@@CameronBrtnik Burr was good while.he was still single. Once he got married to a liberal woke wife, he started to change (same thing happened to Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart)
@@cashkitchen Nia? She's fuckin hilarious, my fave episodes of the MMPC are when she's on
@@CameronBrtnik sure. She's funny. But, she's still a liberal California woman. Just listen to bill talk about masks and vaccines...then you really see it.
0:18 "She's out there dancing.. and in the back, it's a free-for-all." I come back just for this line.
next time you come back drop the time stamp
@@andrewrossnagel9433 done.
Legendary line
Commenting to bring you back 😂
@@taranguapolet’s get bro back here
All I care about on youtube these days is Tim Dillon.
Same. I've even ventured off to his Patreon.
Tim and I found Irish people trying American food on TH-cam. I mean... I'm set for awhile.
‘She’s gotta go do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger’
The best goddamn Podcast ever
This is one of the most epic rants of all time. Period.
That blue polo shirt gets more airtime than Michael Yo mentions on JRE
Awesome joke bro. Yeah.
😂😂😂😂😂
The way Tim says "Goosed" will never fail to make me laugh too loud in public.
Such an mix of Rush Limbaugh and Jiminy Glick
I love Tim. During these depressing time's he makes things a little bit better
“Ellen makes Joan Crawford look like one of the VonTrapp children. “ Lol. Someone wrote this on some blog. Hilarious
At least Joan Crawford knew she had problems and tried to reign them in...shame about her daughter.
Please tell me they really call the Ellen show "Dancing Lady" in China.
It's called "The Happy Lady Dance Hour".
“Dancing Lady boy.”
Cole Steele 😂😂😂
Ayyyyy yeeeee nice!
@@colesteeleA 😭😭😭
I've just discovered Mr. Dillon his humor is right up my alley.
Henry Kessingers coming on . They're gonna do the Charleston 🤣😭💀
Tim Dillon is just an incarnation of Eric Cartman. Absolutely love every time I see his clips!
Conspiratorial Tim Dillon is like a more intelligent and progressive version of the Alex Jones of 18 years ago
You mean Bill Hicks...
You know he's been listening to Alex Jones since he was 13 right?
Proof of evolution
People like the brocialist think they are smart but know little to nothing of how the real world works.
Tim isnt as smart or he doesnt show it because hes too saturated in irony, Alex has predicted a lot
I really love this podcast and how Ben in the producer/ sound mixer, rolled player and sidekick on camera. He is always laughing his ass off
Well he doesn't do that much 🤣🤣
Props to this guy producing on the right. He is laughing, sure...but I'm sitting here crying-laughing at Tim's rant. I would have shorted the circuit boards halfway through this segment.
10 people on Epstein's flight manifest disliked this
they need to open up the comedy clubs again, I'm trying to see this man live
"that's an intern at Ellen that came in late" I swear he is SO funny!
I want that sidekick job!
Tim Dillon, the voice of reason in a mad world.
Ellen’s very first standup performance was on Johnny Carson right after her ex girlfriend was tragically killed in a car accident.
She sacrificed that girl for fame and money
What year was this
Damn! Doing a standby just after someone you love dies.
@@illwitness probably bumped her off. Some people believe she's a CIA asset.
@@illwitness Standby is a good term for a routine by someone who isn't funny.
Tim is a gift from god
Which God?
I worked at a Deli with a Catholic kid who didn't support gay rights and loved Ellen.
I hope that's a true story lol the irony is delicious
@@voteZDLR
I swear upon his Holiness Sir Timothy Dillon the First
It's called denial..
Coz he was a male Karen....
You want to give tim dillon rights?
Where is Joe Rogan to question Tim on his sources when we need him?
This comment is way funnier now after the recent Alex Jones JRE podcast, sourcing every word the man was saying
Joe died from COVID
"Put her in jail" after her apology is soooo GOLDEN :DDD Found out about Dillon a few weeks back the guy is a genuis.
They're gonna do the Charleston. LOL!!!!
I can listen this dude for whole year without any break 😂😂😂😂
Never heard of this guy but like this .. Cool. I hated Ellen since almost ever.
He was on Rogans Podcast for the 2nd time not long ago --it’s an episode worth checking out .
I laughed out loud a few times listening to that podcast episode ✌️
This rant... Has me hollering. "I thought she was just a bitch" You are one of my favs.
The line, "Do I like the show more now, now that I know that Ellen has been running a rape room . . ." caught me off guard, and I nearly Bert'd myself and fell out of my office chair.
Im in tears, this was incredible. So glad you're Megham McCain video popped up in my feed one day.
You've got another listener down here in Australia.
Tim’s mid 90’s bowl cut hair parting was On point today besides his verbal jabs
My obsession with him is unnatural
Yeah, I'm getting the same way. The dude is fantastic.
cant remember that last time I laughed so hard.. Tim Dillon, you're awesome
If Chris Farley and Gary Busey had a love child... it would be Tim Dillon
Holy shit your comment made me laugh out loud like....a tard or someone who laughs to themselves
@David Calderon They were definitely there. Here come the tinfoils. They probably had something to do with it though.
That just made me think of the part in Black Sheep where Busey says to Farley, "I can start a small fire in your mama's panties"
And, a touch of John Goodman.
Brian Dennehy and John Goodman
Ellen in the CIA would be equivalent to Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin. 🕵️
Apparently she's involved in child trafficking. It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Went on the Jonny Carson show straight after he ex girlfriend died of a "car accident"... she has that psychopath edge to her. Easily a CIA asset. She a comedian that DOESN'T do standup with a show that ISN'T funny..... just like ACTUAL bankers would talk to Epstein and say amongst themselves "this guy isn't a real banker. It's his cover for something".... just like Ellen isn't a real comedian.
"We'll set up a daytime talk show and run an Abu Ghraib in the back" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I. WONT. STAND. FOR. IT!" 💀
4:14-4:20
This six second bit about the idea that Ellen DeGeneres is a CIA asset has me crying. Wtf Tim. 🤣👌🏻
Holy hell that abu grhaib bit had me creased
Your boy David Spade, is not going to like you talking about “dancing lady” Ellen.
Every time he cuts back to the backroom descriptions I lost it 😅👌
GHISELLEN DEMAXWELL
She will get away with it. People are already apologising for her.
We shouldn’t let that happen
No Creative Name well what can WE do? What can we also do to facilitate the exposure of the pedo sex rings in Hollywood? What can we do about the current state of plutocracy in the nation? What can we do with congress playing childish self centered games in current sessions while 21+ million of Americans are financially cut off at the knees, additionally now homeless.....I know I’m going off here but fact remains....WE can’t do shit but spread the information
@@johnc1280 Good question John. Its frustrating to be an ordinary, law abiding citizen these days.
@@ancientnpc Ratio all her online content.
John C Hey bud nobody is even taking about pedophile rings. Not everything is related to pedophiles in Hollywood. I know this may come as a shock to you but the world is complex and not made for you to collect clues and play connect the dots from home.
"It's a real knife fight down there behind the scenes at the Ellen Degeneres Show"
Once his voice breaks in he sounds like Alex Jones and looks like Chris Farley! Keep up the great work... love it 🔥💯
He looks and sounds like if alex and chris had a child lol
Haha, maybe he did
One of his best bits. I come back here monthly
“That’s an intern at Ellen”
“You know Ellen walks by that and says nothing”
My favorite NFT is Ellen at Abu Ghraib
Tim you are the news man we need!!!
The campos thing was exactly when I realized that Ellen was extremely not a good person. Tim is slinging truth and it IS funny because it's true.
"that's an intern at Ellen who came in late" oh my god bahaabahahahahahah
I love how the other guy is dying laughing while desperately trying to hide it at first, but then just embracing it.
Most effective takedown of Ellen I’ve seen or heard.
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time. Nearly couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard
my god this it had me in stitches
You made me laugh hysterically at a person getting tortured. How?
The guys reaction on the right had me lol the whole time.
I absolutely love this he is the funniest man I have seen in a long time 🤣🤣
Dancing on Ellen's grave still hasn't gotten old, even a year or more later.
Omg! Its that helerious guy I saw on Joe Rogans podcast. Definitely subbing! 😂 Instant fan. Even the guy on the laptop can't hold it together! 😂
Okay who is the sidekick/IT guy? He is the Jamie to Tim's Joe Rogan. He needs all the recognition. Laugh so hard everytime he just loses it and can't control his laughter
It’s like the whole show is just tim trying to make him crack and laugh
These are made like 5 times funnier watching the guy on the right cracking up after everything Tim Dillon says lol
I am obsessed with the Ellen commentary from Tim.
Hey, looky! Tim has his own Jamie!
What's this Jamie's name?
@@JohnChoidotOrg Benjamin Avery
The Real Star of this Epic Rant is “Jaime” the sidekick’s reaction to Tim!!😭😭😭
His name is Ben for god’s sake
Tim's not gonna take it anymore!! You hear that ellen!!!???
"Whatever war she wants to have on a Wednesday afternoon"
Who is Tim’s side kick, his laughing is a riot!
that kid to the right can't even keep a straight face. Tim is really milking the shock factor.
I know I'm late to the party...
Listening to Tim on a roll here, killed me.
I'm finished, what a rant. CLASSIC!
I love Tim so much! Very few things make me belly laugh so hard. But this fool!
she is also related to MADonna. Two huge wealthy celebs. These people are all related, supported by our Gov T.
This guy is fucking hilarious he would go well in Ireland here with us
I'm CRYING I'm laughing so hard....OMG, THANK U SOOO MUCH
6:06 "People were being chased around with hammers" 🤣
This Channel deserves 20mio subscribers!!!
Ellens safe word is "more" :)
🤣😭
This is absolutely hilarious and 100% spot on
The bare bones version of the Joe Rogan set, if Joe Rogan was on welfare and living in a ghetto...
It would make his show so much better
Henry Kissingers coming on they're gonna do the Charleston 🤣 this guys is one of the funniest guys in.comedy right now
This is one of my favorite podcast.
Your the king of rant dude! I fucking love it because it’s all true. You have no filter and I wish there was more people like you.
EVERYONE MUST BE CANCELLED.
Except Tim Dillon 🖖🏼🇬🇧
Agreed
Cancel Your Family Tour!!
You only need 1 complaint, ,but 36, this is nuts!!!
This is the onky comedian that makes me laugh out loud. He is the next Bill Hicks.
George Carlson was pretty awesome too..Truth teller
@@matinabastakos386 You mean Carlin?
I love Tim. Dude's hilarious.
Amazing that her show is still on and the network gave her those game shows too! Nobody cares as long as the money keeps coming in. This is the perfect example of how awful narcissistic personality disorder really is. Narcs destroy everything in their life and there is no cure
I'm also amazed that her exec producer has a Linkedin account.
I couldnt be his co host ill be laughing my ass off the whole time!