@Stammtischbruder yeah I see what you're saying. I personally thought that was the funnier parts of the skit due to it being built up in Tim's Kitchen Tips, so, when I saw the callout I had to thumbs up
One of my favorite parts of this, is when Eric explains to Ms. Greek, about his Sister's birthday and family being in town, as if she has ANYTHING to do with that.
Yes, Eric went off track here just like he did in Tim's Kitchen Tips. Sewer water, who knows where the cats are, stressed about getting to the airport on time, being fully swollen for Adam Bloomquist's funeral and unable to speak, etc. 😆
lol exactlyyy & after he explains all that & looks at her as if it did have ANYTHING to do with her or like anticipating an explanation outta her about it.. she's just ... " ...Ok..." :P HAHA !!
@@long-long. Pretty sure he means that's his favorite joke. They are layers to the cooking show, so picking out your favorite doesn't mean you see it as a secret. Go back to your country.
I cannot believe I used to HATE these guys with a passion. I don't remember exactly what it was that got me into Tim and Eric but holy shit, are these guys underrated.
Yah Eric is insanely good at delivering absurd lines in an unremarkable way. The juxtaposition between the stuff he says and the way he says it is gold. The realization hitting you once you process what he says makes it all the funnier.
This was really close, but I thought Mrs. Greek was going to win this one for sure, but then Tim added his Pitzmans and then I just was not sure anymore.
I have to show up to work with Tim on Monday, with a smile, and try to get some comedy going. This Greek woman, I hope I never see her again. So that's how I based my decision, Tim wins.
I love how Tims method of cooking is to just open a bunch of cans, and then pick thru it all with his bare hands and scrape the remains back into the pot. Master Chef Heidecker
Did anyone else notice Heidecker's comment challenging the woman to a cook-off had 2 likes and one of them was his own? Say what you want about his cooking, but he knows what the people want, and he knows how to deliver it.
Eric: “I’m probably gonna have a lot of digestive issues. So that’ll change the experience with my family... because I had to come judge this shit...” Tim: “Okay.”
Just read in the news that "creating a lane" on the countertop is now taught at culinary institutes across the globe. Tim is a pioneer in the kitchen all students look up to.
There is so much hilariousness packed in that 5 minutes. Tim's allegiance to Pissmans is intriguing hahaha I bet it runs deep. Rothchilds and Rockafellers, Pissmans.
Yes Tim nailed the phony, happy, over-the-top excitement that cooking show hosts have, especially in episode 2 of Tim's Kitchen Tips when he said "Let's try it with a carrot" and he had that eyebrow lift with the big smile 😆.
The diarrhea joke at 3:44 is just comic mastery. Great delivery, and great timing both within the joke, and within the sketch itself. I don't think Tim is capable of not being funny. He just has his finger on the pulse of funniness at all times. Either I'm laughing, or I'm just smiling stupidly because I can't get over how funny what I'm seeing is.
Yeah, he is a comedic genius. I wish this sort of comedy still existed these days but it's all a part of a bygone era prior to everything going to shit and BigPharma owning the Earth.
I love how Tim is poking fun at the stupidity of the food television industry. I'm glad someone is making fun of it. You found another niche yet again you sexy bastards. Great Job!
I personally think Angelo's Mom had the better dish, but Tim pulled everything he had to a whole new culinary experience and it really showed! Great Job!
I thought for sure the celebrity judge would be Chef Goldblum. Eric was definitely the better choice, as he is obviously impartial. A fair contest, and fair fight, overall. Mrs. Mike, you tried your best, but, Tim Heineken is a serious pro and you can't expect to go into battle with a boomerang up against a nuclear missile and expect to win.
When Tim first presented I was so worried because he forgot the winning strategy Pissman's Mustard. After he put the mustard on the whole game changed and i knew the winner. Pissman4Prez
Kenstar?? Kenstar!!!! I think it’s cruel what he did there, adding that Pitzman’s at the last minute, that old crone didn’t have a chance with him pulling out the big guns like that
I can't get over Tim's facial expression after she says her name, and then the "Huh, okay, who cares". I just can't. I have to pause the video there every single time.
I hope Tim and Eric lives longer than I do because I would hate for there to be a day when I'm alive and they no longer exist and produce videos like this.
"I do have a very sensitive stomach..." "The dish? 'Chili'." I almost laughed my cigarette out of my mouth, and I'm not supposed to smoke during chemo.
The flawless comedic progression of seeing Angela marked as "Immigrant Housewife" and thinking "Huh, that's a weird thing to point out" and then having Tim's biases slowly revealed is incredible.
"I do have a very sensitive stomach. If it's something light like salads it's totally fine"
The dish? Chili
that's why he's being such a lil turd
That part got me too
@Stammtischbruder What did you get? Because the joke the op is referring to is pretty blatantly obvious.
@Stammtischbruder yeah I see what you're saying. I personally thought that was the funnier parts of the skit due to it being built up in Tim's Kitchen Tips, so, when I saw the callout I had to thumbs up
Ooh thank you :>
"It reminds me of something I'm going through medically."
"Yes chef."
Did he basically just say it looks like diarrhea?
@@GoldenTerrabyte Yes
Tim not so subtly losing it.
That part got me good
@@GoldenTerrabyte yes chef
“We have some large chunks of... i don’t know what meat that is...”
“Little _hawdawg_ “
The "t" was pronounced.
My favourite animal.
First time I watched all these, I love the little hatdawg
I like how Tim looked at the camera after he said it was hotdawg
hotdog in chilli is the bomb. excellent move by tim.
*Eric literally gags on Tim's chili*
"I mean both were okay."
And when he said a contrast between "low level chili and mustard." 😆
"I didn't cook my eggs enough this morning so I got diarrhea."
A man this open and honest could NOT have committed all those vape pen murders.
He didn't do it, he's an innocent man
LaGuerre19 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭😫
Delgados control the mainstream media
That look he gives the camera when he delivers this line fucking killed me
One of my favorite parts of this, is when Eric explains to Ms. Greek, about his Sister's birthday and family being in town, as if she has ANYTHING to do with that.
Yes, Eric went off track here just like he did in Tim's Kitchen Tips. Sewer water, who knows where the cats are, stressed about getting to the airport on time, being fully swollen for Adam Bloomquist's funeral and unable to speak, etc. 😆
lol exactlyyy & after he explains all that & looks at her as if it did have ANYTHING to do with her or like anticipating an explanation outta her about it.. she's just ... " ...Ok..."
:P HAHA !!
Pretty sure he's upset about it and just wants some sympathy
it's comedy
I love how every time Tim calls Eric into a show, it's some huge fuckin' inconvenience for him, but he keeps showing up every time.
Doctor Vanilla lol
Oh wow you got the joke.
Pat your self on the back
@@long-long. Pretty sure he means that's his favorite joke. They are layers to the cooking show, so picking out your favorite doesn't mean you see it as a secret.
Go back to your country.
@Sam Spencer
You're a turd.
Sam Spencer no U
"What's your name again?"
"Angela"
"Hm....who cares"
shades of brule
"Jangala mingus" is the correct brule
@@duckduckgo358 Jangala mingus is perfect, you my friend are a Steve Brule expert and you are NOT a hunk.
Ms. Greek
@@HliasPsinakis Im the hunkest
I LOVE Eric's delivery in all of these cooking episodes. So deadpan and understated. Gets me every time.
I love the way he says he has diarrhea. I can't think of anybody better at keeping a straight face.
Eric and Tim are so awesome
The "Immigrant housewife" is cute
I cannot believe I used to HATE these guys with a passion. I don't remember exactly what it was that got me into Tim and Eric but holy shit, are these guys underrated.
That must be a walk in the park for him. The keep straight faces during some insane ish.
Yah Eric is insanely good at delivering absurd lines in an unremarkable way. The juxtaposition between the stuff he says and the way he says it is gold. The realization hitting you once you process what he says makes it all the funnier.
Angela: _"I don't think that was fair. Eric is Tim's friend."_
Eric: _"Both were ok. I just have to look at it like.. Tim's an old friend."_
Thank you chef
“This Greek woman I hope I never see her again so that’s how I base my decision” 😭😭😭😭
This was really close, but I thought Mrs. Greek was going to win this one for sure, but then Tim added his Pitzmans and then I just was not sure anymore.
It’s a real formidable secret weapon, that Pitzman’s
You have to consider though that Eric has to show up to work with Tim while he may never see that woman again.
She's nothing, she's shit, she's garbage
Her dish was clearly lacking that Greek flair the judges were looking for from her. She was miles off, Tim was right on target
I always thought it was pissmans mustard xD its pitz man's lameee
"She's nothing, she's shit, she's... garbage."
Fantastic use of the classic "lane" when Tim was making his chili. Also a nice twist with the Pitzmans at the end there, really made the dish.
Agreed. A shame he didn't do the old Pissmans flip. That would've really awakened the flavors.
He does have a used Michelin star..
Matt Harwood-Jones
Woooow spoilers!
The lane is supposed to be a secret amongst chefs, I can’t believe he just…exposed it to the entire world
you can feel eric's contempt through the black bag.
I like how tim calls Eric chef even though he's just the judge
bro.. Eric is literally the host chef on Heimy's House
when it says his name on the screen and his many jobs...one of them reads "Chef"
No chef
I have to show up to work with Tim on Monday, with a smile, and try to get some comedy going. This Greek woman, I hope I never see her again. So that's how I based my decision, Tim wins.
Bobby Yates I read this comment exactly as he was saying it lmao
Hahahahahaha it gets me every time! Eric is high-larious!
3:07 the whole can is in the pot. I'm crying
lmaooo I didn't even see the can
I watch this like once a month and never noticed this.
This makes you cry?
@@poolsofbloodinyourstomach Not the brightest bulb huh? Never heard of someone laughing so hard to the point of tears or something?
I love how Tims method of cooking is to just open a bunch of cans, and then pick thru it all with his bare hands and scrape the remains back into the pot. Master Chef Heidecker
The running joke with Eric being totally put out by doing these appearances on the show kill me
AND FUCK THAT PISS MUSTARD
Did anyone else notice Heidecker's comment challenging the woman to a cook-off had 2 likes and one of them was his own?
Say what you want about his cooking, but he knows what the people want, and he knows how to deliver it.
I knew that Pitzman's Mustard would be the game changer!!!!
Pissman's*
They nailed all of the comical noises that modern day reality shows often exhibit! Good job!
Funniest bit was 1:35 to 1:40. OMHF Love it!
I love Tim's "responding to critique" sounds. He just totally nailed it.
*great job
@@nicholaslassard90Great job!
One more... trip... east.
SHUDAP
A Rodriguez Samir you’re breaking the car!
Christopher Morano hey dude i just wanted to let u know that that comment was preetty cooool
LMFAO 😂😂😂
I love when I look at the comment section and hey quote the exact part of the video I’m at 😂😂😂😊
The flatulent spray of the mustard really showcases Tim's amazing understanding of presentation.
😂
"Let me tell you somethi-*URRRP*" - Tim Heidecker, genius
I have no issues getting physical with you.
Hes always burping
"I do have a very sensitive stomach. If it's something light like salads it's totally fine." "the dish: chilli" hahahah
dedpxl made me laugh immediately
At 2:01 the "shut up" and glance to the camera is tim at his best...basically the beginnings of his on cinema persona. Brilliant
Haha Eric's personal life is always being so bothered by Tim.
Eric: “I’m probably gonna have a lot of digestive issues. So that’ll change the experience with my family... because I had to come judge this shit...”
Tim: “Okay.”
Just read in the news that "creating a lane" on the countertop is now taught at culinary institutes across the globe. Tim is a pioneer in the kitchen all students look up to.
It's a nice contrast of...pretty low level chili and just...mustard.
Tim's Cook off
Tim that was totally unfair, you're nothing but shit and garbage.
***** yes chef.
There is so much hilariousness packed in that 5 minutes. Tim's allegiance to Pissmans is intriguing hahaha I bet it runs deep. Rothchilds and Rockafellers, Pissmans.
skankles That's Pitzmans, but your spelling is the correct pronunciation.
Sounds good.
-JM
“There’s some large chunks of.. I don’t know what meat that is..”
_”Lil hot dowg”_
With a smug grin
It's been almost 7 years since this, and cooking shows remain the same. This has aged really well so far.
Yes Tim nailed the phony, happy, over-the-top excitement that cooking show hosts have, especially in episode 2 of Tim's Kitchen Tips when he said "Let's try it with a carrot" and he had that eyebrow lift with the big smile 😆.
I love the running joke that Eric constantly hates being a part of this
Joke?
Yeah it’s not a joke man cmon. Tim really does hate this. How could you be so insensitive?
"Miss Greek"
ah
I rewound that part to see if I heard him right. Comedic Gold!
"I was hoping for a little more of a "Greek" essence."
10/10
I didn't cook my eggs enough this morning..so I got diarrhea.
5:45 you can see her not being able to hold back from laughing
+matthew rist ya blew it
She's not an actor, she's a real person
She's not an actor, she's a real person
@@chandler1312 She's not an actor, she's a real person
@Ivan Gotsukdov She's an actor person, she's not real
"This Greek woman, I hope I never see her again."
Best part lmao
I'm sure the feeling is mutual
I love how he's literally threatening her and no one bats an eye 😂😂😂😂
I give this five squirts of Pitzman's Mustard and a small cube of feta cheese.
Pissman's*
Please for the love of god, make more episodes.
RIP
Angela Mike's acting here is so flawless. Makes the sketch so much better.
What do you mean, acting?
Tim's character is so hilarious and despising at the same time :D His delivery of those xenophobic lines are phenomenal.
They nailed the cooking show edits.
I’m so glad we have this and not even a million views.. this is our little treasure.
can't disguise eric's voice
The diarrhea joke at 3:44 is just comic mastery. Great delivery, and great timing both within the joke, and within the sketch itself. I don't think Tim is capable of not being funny. He just has his finger on the pulse of funniness at all times. Either I'm laughing, or I'm just smiling stupidly because I can't get over how funny what I'm seeing is.
Yeah, he is a comedic genius. I wish this sort of comedy still existed these days but it's all a part of a bygone era prior to everything going to shit and BigPharma owning the Earth.
@@Travybear1989 lol wow. i do agree though
@@Travybear1989I missed out on this when it was new, but now I’m finding all these amazing sketches. Tim and Eric are amazing.
Tim saying “yes chef” as a joke more relevant than ever
Once in a while, I come back to this skit. Lol I love this.
I love how Tim is poking fun at the stupidity of the food television industry. I'm glad someone is making fun of it. You found another niche yet again you sexy bastards. Great Job!
South Park has a great episode making fun of it as well.
"I do have a very sensitive stomach. If it's something light like salads, it's totally fine."
"The dish: chili."
I personally think Angelo's Mom had the better dish, but Tim pulled everything he had to a whole new culinary experience and it really showed! Great Job!
Haha I love how Eric is always like "My family is dying... You wanted me here." like Tim only schedules the shows when it's worst for Eric
I love how Tim shames her about her Greek heritage the whole time, but at the end she loses the contest because it wasn't Greek enough
Stop lying, Dan!
That woman's just some hunk, great crooking Tim.
she is very handsome
She's nothing. She's shit. She's garbage.
Tim is a master chef. That lady is a silly dumhead.
For your health
Dingus
I thought for sure the celebrity judge would be Chef Goldblum.
Eric was definitely the better choice, as he is obviously impartial.
A fair contest, and fair fight, overall.
Mrs. Mike, you tried your best, but, Tim Heineken is a serious pro and you can't expect to go into battle with a boomerang up against a nuclear missile and expect to win.
Chef is his Christian name, its not a nickname
"yes chef" killed me. this is the funniest Jash video so far!
thank you!
“..one more trip…. East….” Funniest line
6:36 being told his chilli looks unappetizing and taking it as a compliment lol
"This is what you get when you mess with somebody online."
Thank you chefs for your offering.
WHOA
HUGE CURVEBALL on that Celebrity Judge, Jash. Wowowowowowow!! Thanks You!!
"Oh-hot-daaawg"
I love how he fondles the beans and yells SHUT UP! cuz she criticizes his strange cooking tactics
Love it!!!! Never stop guys. The cooking shows are amazing. Great job!!!
When Tim first presented I was so worried because he forgot the winning strategy Pissman's Mustard. After he put the mustard on the whole game changed and i knew the winner. Pissman4Prez
this is so damn good ! these guys are geniuses at observation. the facial gestures, the tone. everyone i showed this clip have been in tears lol'ing!!
I didn't cook my eggs enough this morning.
Willy Wonka lmao the easiest thing to cook he messed up
Thank you for your offering
The Pitzman's really opens up all the flavors.
Tim won fair and square, I don't get what everyone's problem is.
Kenstar?? Kenstar!!!! I think it’s cruel what he did there, adding that Pitzman’s at the last minute, that old crone didn’t have a chance with him pulling out the big guns like that
they parody this shit so well. just like the real thing with the shots, music, aesthetics, etc.
I can't get over Tim's facial expression after she says her name, and then the "Huh, okay, who cares". I just can't. I have to pause the video there every single time.
I was blown away by the special guest judge. Such a surprise.
Yes chef
Both Eric saying: "Thank you for your offering" and Tim later saying: "Yes Chef" to Eric, always kills me
This fits in with EVERYTHING on TV today. I love you guys!
Eric's brutal honestly at the end, I died.
@3:28 I absolutely died at this point: “Let me tell you something- *clears throat* -I have no issue with getting physical with you. 😂
He admits Tim got the win due to friendship straight after she pointed that out. Damn thats gold 😂
I've been addicted to 'Beat Bobby Flay' lately, and they got the beats down perfectly. Great job!
I hope Tim and Eric lives longer than I do because I would hate for there to be a day when I'm alive and they no longer exist and produce videos like this.
"I ate something, I didn't cook my eggs enough this morning so I've got diarrhea."
*Smiles at camera*
lmao
"I do have a very sensitive stomach..."
"The dish? 'Chili'."
I almost laughed my cigarette out of my mouth, and I'm not supposed to smoke during chemo.
the hand scrub of sauce into a pan from the counter is one amazing move.
i dont like to keep an clean kitchen...
I like to keep a little chaos
Why did they discontinue this? It was phenominal.
That could be a short film.
Childflayer They said the show reached its peak and they wanted to move onto different projects.
@ianjsutt "I'm too fat to Google something" hahahahaha that's fantastic
@ianjsutt Haha keep your head up man, you're the best.
@ianjsutt Congratulations
this whole video is savage AF. I'm dying over here
This perfectly captures the essence of food channel cook-off shows, right down to the use of the word "offering." That split my sides.
The flawless comedic progression of seeing Angela marked as "Immigrant Housewife" and thinking "Huh, that's a weird thing to point out" and then having Tim's biases slowly revealed is incredible.
Hot Daog and Pissmens...that's #1 chili
Yes, Chef.
Pitzmens,' with the apostrophe after the s, in memory of the attic.
"Yes Chef."
Tim's chili is something I'd make at 4 in the morning after 10 hours of drinking.
Angelo's TH-cam channel name is "flying over trout". That's from Pod People a movie that MST 3K did an episode on. One of the best.
Tim how did you guys even come up with this 😂😂😂 I’ve been dying watching this I love how you make everything with mustard! You are so beyond funny
5:30 HAHAHAHA I was honestly like "What's the garnish gunna be??" I SHOULDA KNOWN!
" It's really gonna open up all the flavors"
The dynamic of this whole thing from the start. Hilarious
The mystery judge was a huge shock
Swedish chef from the Muppets and Tim from Tim Heidecker in a battle of Cooks. That should be exciting!