Tim and Eric's Zone Theory

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  • @geronimo8159
    @geronimo8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    The smug smile when Tim says "... and I'm plane 8" is the best.

    • @michaellk2254
      @michaellk2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "I'm the best" smug smile absolutely kills me

    • @disliked1390
      @disliked1390 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Regular people are like Plane 2 lmaoaoooaoaooaaooaoaoaoa

    • @thedarkness4052
      @thedarkness4052 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@disliked1390 That's just the begINNInG LOLL!!

  • @redandblue323
    @redandblue323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "He eats from 7-11"
    ....he delivers that line as if it's impossible to sink any lower

    • @youtubertoo
      @youtubertoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is it?

    • @thatguy431
      @thatguy431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I eat from 7-11.....I used to be homeless....7-11 is the lowest low.

    • @kevinbl4836
      @kevinbl4836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      After the housing recession in '08, I "lived" in Victorville and ate from a mini-mart called the 6-Ten. I'm not a proud man.

    • @sillypsyborg
      @sillypsyborg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You really can't, tragically.

    • @DaimothCL
      @DaimothCL ปีที่แล้ว

      and he's right. don't eat goyslop

  • @TheOutlawJon
    @TheOutlawJon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    I can't believe they got William Dafoe to do this sketch

    • @felipeharger
      @felipeharger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Willem
      Lol

    • @intigfx
      @intigfx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wait... that's not Willem Dafoe...

    • @HeavyProfessor
      @HeavyProfessor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm at one with my Ba'hee Priss Dimmie.

    • @adamtherock2008
      @adamtherock2008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Wilhelm The Foe

    • @huludicidal
      @huludicidal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WELL BELIEVE IT YOU JABRONI

  • @judemiller
    @judemiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    0:53 that pretentious little head wobble hahahahaha

    • @jamesarthur7109
      @jamesarthur7109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      +Jude Miller yeah he did that fucking perfect haha

    • @richarddupont9632
      @richarddupont9632 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      fucking tim man. He's so good at making you hate him

    • @brando555555
      @brando555555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Lol, they're both great at capturing the essence and nuance of douchebaggery

    • @judemiller
      @judemiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      brandon hahahaha

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ha it's exquisite

  • @Illcastashadow1
    @Illcastashadow1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That little eyes closed head wobble Tim does when saying he's a plane 8 gets me every time

  • @1hptowin
    @1hptowin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    1:30 Tim's performance is SPOT ON. Where he puts emphases on his words sounds just like something out of a new age self help seminar.

  • @gb7zone7
    @gb7zone7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    Me me. I'm a zone boy.

    • @urghey123
      @urghey123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      gb7zone7 You should try the Zone system!

    • @Tonytalent
      @Tonytalent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      urghey123 Sounds like the plan for me.

    • @apocalypse123
      @apocalypse123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gb7zone7 number one handsy bone zone boy

    • @MrEquusQuagga
      @MrEquusQuagga 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But you've got a full set of teeth!
      ...beautiful pearls...

    • @urghey123
      @urghey123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me me wants a zo-one

  • @lofts2399
    @lofts2399 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This is 100% real and it works. Despite formerly being a woman innately plagued by PMS (Probo Malevolence Syndrome) I was still able to transition from woman to Zone Boy to The Perfect Man simply by increasing my exposure to white foods 3-4 days a week and precipitating my Ba'hee into a spaghetti pot. Thank you Tim and Eric for showing me a new life and a new way.

    • @baloneyboy7288
      @baloneyboy7288 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thunder 35Don't listen to this shill. Tim and Eric are peddling this horseshit and making a buck off of other people's misfortunes. Rang Dipkin is the only real path to enlightenment. Praise Hosana.

    • @johnnolan6340
      @johnnolan6340 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eric Carl This is the Anti-Rang predicted in the scriptures... "Those who excrete unto vessels of boiled grain will deceive you." StarChart 3, Chapter 5

    • @gorillanutswilson
      @gorillanutswilson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Nolan Nice try. That quote is actually located on Plank 12, Unit Blagok.

    • @GahMorninJulia
      @GahMorninJulia ปีที่แล้ว

      8 years later and this is more needed now with the skyrocketing popularity of boy/girl transformations just so kids get an early start to Plane 8. Without any medical help, Zone Theory is the only hope for alignment

  • @poorinspirit1982
    @poorinspirit1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "Look at this sexy beard and fancy.....hat."
    My favorite thing about Tim and Eric are these bizarre little details.

    • @NataliaStrawn
      @NataliaStrawn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tim and Eric are God

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he eats from 7-11

    • @RobbyBabes
      @RobbyBabes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "got my white foods got my divorces coming up, I couldn't be happier"

    • @juduking44
      @juduking44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Youre now the perfect man.

    • @TrippyTheShroom
      @TrippyTheShroom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that the guy from BalloonShop in your profile pic. If so, im so glad i found someone who understands the love for BalloonShop

  • @mxxymurder936
    @mxxymurder936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I'm gonna be honest, I don't know about this whole Zone Theory thing. But Tayne I can get into.

    • @moneymaria42
      @moneymaria42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Can I get a hat wobble?

    • @jameskelvin6720
      @jameskelvin6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@moneymaria42 nude Tayne, anyone?

    • @luciferjones8103
      @luciferjones8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me me I'm a Tayne man.

    • @Krooksbane
      @Krooksbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’ve got something you might like, but it’s NSFW.

    • @meganjo5774
      @meganjo5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @ballabate
    @ballabate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    2:02 is by far my favourite part. That man is a comedic genius

    • @johnkennedysmith
      @johnkennedysmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, it's that "I really drank the koolaid" laugh that you typically see in cult/MLM recruitment videos that does it.

  • @koolobeans
    @koolobeans 9 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Keep in mind, he isn't actually a billionaire. He is just as rich as a billionaire.

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes, a ugandan billionaire

    • @holzapfelstein
      @holzapfelstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's all about your state of mind!

    • @holzapfelstein
      @holzapfelstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When you're at Plane 8 you don't need a billion dollars to be as rich as a goddam billionaire!

    • @M-CH_
      @M-CH_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @T Wilson Sorry, you'll still gonna have to wait.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A got damn bullionaire.

  • @damonopz
    @damonopz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "I got my white foods, I got my divorces coming up..." Best part😂

  • @pogslammer3082
    @pogslammer3082 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Wake up in the morning feeling like Priss Dimmie. Got my white foods, I'm out the door, I'm gonna divorce my family.

  • @jarkko348
    @jarkko348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfect everything about this video is. Just four minutes but countless of quotable lines just show how flawless the writing, editing and the performances are.
    I'm proud to say I'm a zone boy. Even a fuck freak like me can do 7 steps.

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Tennessee is my favorite new rotating cast member of their sketches, he's so funny

  • @sheppo
    @sheppo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "Who knew I had millions of poems trapped in my brain!?"

    • @lordmeatmcrubit9176
      @lordmeatmcrubit9176 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ba'hee Is alovely man indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ°͡ )

  • @thecrakp0t
    @thecrakp0t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Former Scientologist here. This skit eerily resembles a Scientology "win" montage. The only difference is this is funny on purpose.

    • @skullmonkey5633
      @skullmonkey5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ex-member too. Totally agree

    • @comradeelmo5739
      @comradeelmo5739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Escape is futile

    • @skullmonkey5633
      @skullmonkey5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@comradeelmo5739 fuck off mate

    • @OneMeanArtist
      @OneMeanArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kinda obvious that psycho cult was their inspiration.

    • @xzakofthedeadx
      @xzakofthedeadx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It totally does! Congrats on making it out! I

  • @supermarc
    @supermarc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just 7 steps!

    • @FriendZone75
      @FriendZone75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only 7 steps.

    • @Argos_RB
      @Argos_RB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Any kind of fuck freak can follow 7 steps!!!

    • @Mcmotherfuckingrory
      @Mcmotherfuckingrory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makes so much sense when you put it like that. Ba'ha pristimi!

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any Fuck Freak can do this!

  • @thatASMRchick
    @thatASMRchick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I wanna be the perfect man. Gimme this book.

    • @SurfaceTensionNews
      @SurfaceTensionNews 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      thatASMRchick it's pretty clearly not for women, but on the upside I did just discover your amazing ASMR channel
      OH THE TINGLES

    • @thatASMRchick
      @thatASMRchick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      tvsexdeath61 I bought this audio book and book and will transform into a perfect man in no time. Praise Ba'heeeeeeee Priss Dimmie

    • @JohnnyNatrium
      @JohnnyNatrium 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tvsexdeath61 You're really easy to advertise to ain't ya.

    • @SurfaceTensionNews
      @SurfaceTensionNews 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny Natrium i mean she has 72k subscribers she must be doing something right

    • @thatASMRchick
      @thatASMRchick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      tvsexdeath61
      I followed the Zone Theory

  • @grease_witherspoon
    @grease_witherspoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am sad and lonely. I wake up each morning waiting for the next big thing... and I am not gonna lie that was the best 5 minutes of my day.

    • @dakusch
      @dakusch ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope you're doing better

  • @Dustin4d
    @Dustin4d 9 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Tim and Eric have made a lot of good stuff over the years. I love it, but it is the type of stuff that is impossible to get other people into.

    • @SmellsLikeNothing
      @SmellsLikeNothing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      definitely not for everyone

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dustin Ford Feel blessed you're able to appreciate it.
      I had to literally force myself to stop thinking about Eric shoving the giant needle into Tim's neck in "Dr. Wareheim" because I was laughing so hard I was getting light headed and felt like I was going to pass out.

    • @lofts2399
      @lofts2399 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dustin Ford So incredibly true. A person's gotta have a couple of rather messed up friends to spread the joy of this shit...

    • @nickb3250
      @nickb3250 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dustin Ford I show people this when I first meet them to quickly and effectively remove idiots from my life.

    • @user-og6hl6lv7p
      @user-og6hl6lv7p 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dustin Ford Normies will never reach level 8

  • @stentor9640
    @stentor9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When you watch these and your really sleep deprived they seem genuine

    • @matthew4694
      @matthew4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like you need the Purple Boys!

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@matthew4694 classic case of the sunday scaries

  • @gokk99
    @gokk99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've watched this so many times I've memorized it

  • @ClassALiving
    @ClassALiving 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Even my son can do it, he's got issues." XD

  • @JordansFilms1
    @JordansFilms1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the Zone System and achieve an alignment of the Zone System to make sure that the alignments of the Zone System become congruent with the Zone Theory which is just 7 Steps."

    • @theCidisIn
      @theCidisIn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Any fuck wit can do just seven steps bahacristamane

  • @CranberryJackson
    @CranberryJackson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I sure hope Tennessee will still have time do Tim and Eric sketches now that he's a Zone boy and a Totino's pizza boy.

    • @iVenge
      @iVenge 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's as rich as a god damned billionaire.

    • @joshuamcdermott1698
      @joshuamcdermott1698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      iVenge a god damned bullionaire

  • @ambassadorcartwright7720
    @ambassadorcartwright7720 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eddie! Your shirt is on! You look great anyways bud, we love you!

  • @Soupfries
    @Soupfries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "im rich as a god damn... bullienheir now"

    • @Soupfries
      @Soupfries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      blihunare

    • @bloodyhell302
      @bloodyhell302 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Three words, one letter: Bill Ion Air E.

    • @ballsups
      @ballsups 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bilyunehr

    • @MrClockw3rk
      @MrClockw3rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao ur pic is awesome

  • @Knoxboy15
    @Knoxboy15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:55 Tim can't hide his satisfaction for being a zone plane eight. That little smirk...

  • @tuodekab
    @tuodekab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just seven steps."
    after finishing my third step i can now finally say without absolute confidence that this is indefinitely within a doubt a true statement in regards to how effective the zone theory has been for me and my experience with working within the the seven step.

  • @derrickvandevelde2066
    @derrickvandevelde2066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the way Tim starts explaining the spaghetti pot and the diarrhea dipstick. Like, he acknowledges that convincing everyone to talk to their diarrhea is a stretch.

  • @serafinoamendola9538
    @serafinoamendola9538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The diarrhea spaghetti pot part killed me

    • @Chameleonardodavinci
      @Chameleonardodavinci 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially with the lobotomised tone of the dude delivering it (same guy as Totino Pizza's Boy...)

    • @DNorbs7
      @DNorbs7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When out of nowhere that dude says, "All you gotta do, is diarrhea in a spaghetti pot," I spontaneously combusted.

    • @chunkatronic
      @chunkatronic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Tim & Eric, you know there's gonna be diarrhea in there somewhere.

    • @SugarW1thC0ffee
      @SugarW1thC0ffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      D. Norbut I was laughing so fcking hard 😭😭

    • @ExtremeUnction1988
      @ExtremeUnction1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There are a couple of things you’re gunna need to get besides the book...

  • @zhenshuang
    @zhenshuang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imo the most underrated video ever. It's genous.

  • @syd3918
    @syd3918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just received my Zone Theory book and I am ready to have my life turned around. Thank you gurus!

    • @michaellk2254
      @michaellk2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which level are you now

    • @syd3918
      @syd3918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaellk2254 I couldn’t read it:(

    • @madjack1748
      @madjack1748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the book was not intended for women

  • @maryhadfad
    @maryhadfad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I heard Macaulay Culkin's a Zone Theorist.

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      mary hadfad you mean that zone 3 shitlord? He doesn't even use a spaghetti pot.

    • @meavid
      @meavid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😱

    • @JibbsCompilations
      @JibbsCompilations 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mary hadfad sounds about right

    • @skootdiggity
      @skootdiggity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mary hadfad Yes, that's true.

    • @beaniepq
      @beaniepq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mary hadfad There is some weird satisfaction in finding you here, on a Tim & Eric vid.

  • @r43521
    @r43521 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact that Tim and Eric exist is a miracle. There must've been some Zone Alignment in order for them to have met each other and end up doing shows together because they are like cartoon characters in a show. But they're not, they're real people who make shows about insanity which is a million times better.
    The most brilliant thing about them is that they push against norms of what is 'acceptable' humor in such a calculated and strategic manner with a greater idea in mind that they can literally say the stupidest shit like 'poo poo pie pie' and it becomes absolutely hilarious because of the deeply sardonic implications in the jokes.

  • @iwanttocomplain
    @iwanttocomplain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What I like about Tim and Eric is that their satire is almost indistinguishable to reality. Media is so strange and at the same time so straight faced you have to wonder if they are joking.

    • @scottianson5133
      @scottianson5133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can easily imagine this book being found far into the future and being turned into an actual religion.

    • @Bronco541
      @Bronco541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you look at a lot of religious concepts in the world objectively they really are that crazy. Just disguised underneath a lot of "normal" tradition.

  • @luto2000
    @luto2000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:06 omg it´s shirtless eddie

  • @votejello
    @votejello 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whoah, fellas! F-bomb at 3:24! Might want to skip that portion!

  • @TheClassicalKids
    @TheClassicalKids 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Plane 8. That's what I'm talkin abouttttt!

  • @dieffenbach12jeff
    @dieffenbach12jeff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The part where Willem Dafoe mentions how his white foods and divorces coming up couldn't make him happier gets me every time.

  • @spaguettoltd.7933
    @spaguettoltd.7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love that little conceited wiggle Tim does when he says he's on Zone Plane 8

  • @carpeomnia3294
    @carpeomnia3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime when I feel like I need spiritual advice, I skip all nondual teachers and go straight to Tim and Eric. I can clearly see both of them abiding in most perfect realization of Sahaja Nirvikalpa Samadhi. It is my heart´s desire to touch the holy feet of both of these great teachers, light of lights, and get a good head kicking from them.

  • @cath5017
    @cath5017 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Will someone PLEASE make a gif of Tim's little triumphant smirk/head wiggle when he announces he is in fact a zone 8 priest @ 0:54 ?!

  • @bibowski
    @bibowski 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    How convenient... I already diarrhea in a pot, daily. I'm almost there!

    • @eequalsmcdonald
      @eequalsmcdonald 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dude, that's like plane 4

    • @subflatwaytizza2912
      @subflatwaytizza2912 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I only diarrhea on about half of the days but also on all of my birthdays

    • @gearheadred
      @gearheadred 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dan John Now you just need to talk to it. That's like step 3.

    • @backhandsmack1358
      @backhandsmack1358 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dan John the important part, is that now you have a reason. ba'haa priss dimmie brother.

  • @mchris65
    @mchris65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love what being out of debt looks like😂 3:02

  • @donlitos
    @donlitos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ZONE THEORY SYSTEM EXPLAINED
    1:39 Eyes of 7 Zone Steps not Connected or Aligned
    1:41 Eyes of 7 Zone Steps Connected and Aligned traversing the 3rd Eye
    This really works! Ba'hee Priss Dimmieeeee!

  • @Sneakytoke
    @Sneakytoke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Damn I've always thought than since I'm a fuck freak I wouldn't be able to use Tim and Eric's Zone theory program but now I know I'm wrong!

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    How do I join this delicious cult????

    • @pooinsky
      @pooinsky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      theneedledrop follow the step by step guide ya dingus

    • @InternetSlumlord
      @InternetSlumlord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      theneedledrop You stop being vegan and REVIEW PERTURBATOR'S LAST ALBUM, YOU HACK FRAUD

    • @trnkabarfilm
      @trnkabarfilm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zonetheory.net
      Just buy a book and follow steps: www.amazon.com/Tim-Erics-Zone-Theory-Achieve/dp/1455545430

    • @TheAmazingAriel
      @TheAmazingAriel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      theneedledrop Cultanthony Fantano

    • @kehellybrors6232
      @kehellybrors6232 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theneedledrop anto, u look like boiled egg?

  • @superman55566
    @superman55566 9 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I AM A FUCK FREAK

    • @TravisArk
      @TravisArk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AlienAshtray ayy lmao

    • @RIGO12354
      @RIGO12354 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AlienAshtray then buy the book fuckboi

    • @alexcai6695
      @alexcai6695 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AlienAshtray no ur not

    • @kylenorth10
      @kylenorth10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Raphael B. Pascua El-p and Killer Mike the true fuckbois son run the jewels

    • @averymathews4643
      @averymathews4643 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rage Kage Fuck you fuck boys forever hope I said it politely

  • @yamumhasahairynutsac
    @yamumhasahairynutsac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine if all along Tim and Eric have been deadly serious.

  • @mikeboyd3236
    @mikeboyd3236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "My son didn't respect me, but the zone system made it all clear."

  • @Bingus_Bangus
    @Bingus_Bangus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's shirtless eddie

    • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
      @GuyPerson-jt9tv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep that's right, I love to practice zone theory with my shirt off. And I've lost 30 pounds, thanks to zone theory!

  • @rosiesummer2711
    @rosiesummer2711 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The random "I see you." HAHA.

  • @ihaveskillissue69
    @ihaveskillissue69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "Suffering from addiction to Marijuana, eats from 7-11"
    Man that is me.
    Guess I really need to get on the Zone Theory.

    • @corbse2059
      @corbse2059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Don't listen to this bullshit, what you really need in your life is some Pitzmans Mustard, for all your cooking needs.

    • @placidfuture5693
      @placidfuture5693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks Cinco!

    • @RP-nn2mr
      @RP-nn2mr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's all of use. And it was Tim and it was Eric before they got rich.

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont eat that shit

    • @feelingveryattackedrn5750
      @feelingveryattackedrn5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nichijouuu

  • @VirtualCarClub
    @VirtualCarClub ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oh my god that's shirtless eddie

    • @MNice82
      @MNice82 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's he doing in Walmart with his shirt off?!?!?!

  • @DudeGuy999
    @DudeGuy999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ba'ha: is a turkey man, that I worship.

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I give this video 5 bags of 🍿 and two 🥇 to represent the success that Zone Theory has brought to my life.

  • @StarlynsAgency
    @StarlynsAgency 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    am level 6 now my diarrhea is perfect

  • @BurtSampson
    @BurtSampson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Since starting the Zone Theory my adult horseplay time has become very productive. Before, whenever I'd romp around with the boys and I usually felt very unsatisfied, now, with just 15-20 minutes a day of nude and adult horseplay I feel ready to conquer the world. This definitely isn't for rude dudes or busy bodies. Ba'Hee and Priss Dimmie to all fellow followers out there.

  • @joshberry777
    @joshberry777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I see you!" LMFAO

  • @emart5
    @emart5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Although Zone Theory may lead me to become the perfect man, I'll forever devote my life to that almighty Hosanna. Praise Rang Dipkin

  • @billyblumpkin2742
    @billyblumpkin2742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best part about this sketch is knowing that if you put this on late night TV people would actually buy it

  • @wvnderbread
    @wvnderbread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video felt like an eternity

  • @diosantana2659
    @diosantana2659 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:33 "Every day I wake up...Call my zone priest...and ...recite him my new Po-ems"
    -Tennessee Luke Fortenberry, Zone Plane 2

  • @Nhnhnfk
    @Nhnhnfk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It worries me that there are people out there who probably think this is real.

    • @saabgarage3574
      @saabgarage3574 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it is though?

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Doe You can only say that after reaching plane 8

    • @huludicidal
      @huludicidal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It worries me that this comment gets so many upvotes. Have a downvote. Ba'heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Nhnhnfk
      @Nhnhnfk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      huludicidal thanks

    • @milescend
      @milescend 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait, this isn't real?
      damn, I just gave up my life for zone theory

  • @captnquazar2153
    @captnquazar2153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know this is comedy but the zone theory literally changed my life and started my music career

  • @butterchuggins5409
    @butterchuggins5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just wish I had my foreskin banjo meats for the last couple of mountain chibber festivals. You remember why old Ronny made honcho dip every single day of your reeducation ceremony. Never forget that, Tina

  • @jaguarsharkman
    @jaguarsharkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been doing Zone Theory for twenty years. It changed my life.

  • @chopchopchop5585
    @chopchopchop5585 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is all very exciting stuff

  • @andrewedelman3968
    @andrewedelman3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These success stories have inspired me to totally zone out & become a swirling mass of molecule balls on the universes pool table. I couldn't be any happier, thanks Cinco!

  • @gattocake
    @gattocake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Silky smooth 23.976 FPS transitions.

    • @Goatsee
      @Goatsee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ha jokes on you the eye cant see past 24 fucks per second

    • @Tedminat0r
      @Tedminat0r 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goatsee it's 7.1 fps u dong

  • @GG256_
    @GG256_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pause at 1:40. The zone system is the most sense making thing ever on TaE.

  • @caedgeworth
    @caedgeworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks to this book I no longer have pools of blood in my stomach

  • @Serpmusic
    @Serpmusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Me me Im a Zone Boy.

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tony HorrorShow But how did you manage to keep those pearly chompers?

    • @Serpmusic
      @Serpmusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CardboardOdyssey Dentures!

    • @PowertipBrushhead
      @PowertipBrushhead 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me me wants a bro-oche

  • @tomasberdychchannel
    @tomasberdychchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists with inside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignments of the zone system become congruent with the zone theory which is just seven steps" hahahaha

  • @BudleyBailey
    @BudleyBailey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    William dafoe looks great, its gotta be the zone boys

  • @noahking3723
    @noahking3723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My probos are in great shape thanks to Zone Theory.

  • @ienjoyapples
    @ienjoyapples 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now we can access the ability to translate the power that exists withinside the zone system and achieve an alignment of the zone system to make sure that the alignment of the zone system is congruent with the zone theory which is just 7 steps.

  • @mikeylikesit100
    @mikeylikesit100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Still makes more sense than Scientology...

  • @DeathOrGlory83
    @DeathOrGlory83 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lifelong fuck freak here, and I can personally say zone theory worked for me.

  • @ryanslater674
    @ryanslater674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I watch this every night in my purple mattress

    • @RonSoda
      @RonSoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is the purple matress? We need to upgrade the bed in the sex dungeon.

    • @JoeCorneli
      @JoeCorneli 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is the sex dungeon? We need to upgrade the root cellar

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim Heidecker is actually an incredible actor. I heard someone say that Tim “is amazing at playing the uncanny valley of facial expressions”

  • @RopeGorl
    @RopeGorl ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shirtless Eddie is the real star ❤

  • @Filthykur
    @Filthykur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm on Plane 2 and I'm just getting started.

  • @GeraldMcCray7stonesGFX
    @GeraldMcCray7stonesGFX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is honestly the weirdest thing I have seen in quite a while, if you manage to make it through the first 3 minutes, the weirdness increases exponentially. Amazing.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    They look amazing when they're glamoured up in spotless clothes, blow-dried hair and TV make-up. It achieves a freakishness that transcends normal ugliness and reaches some new level of horrible.

  • @gabrielfernandesabreu6952
    @gabrielfernandesabreu6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:53 this is what makes tim and eric comedy so god damn funny. Is the little things. The little gestures,smiles. The way they move their hands. This guys are genuises. 2:02

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The little smile Tim has after saying he's a level 8. It's like, "I'm level 8 - nah, c'mon guys - no big deal".

  • @johnstumpf93
    @johnstumpf93 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s weird to see Ed with a shirt on at :15

  • @bsimms3686
    @bsimms3686 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey Eddie. Your shirts on. Why's your shirt on, Eddie? Take that shirt off, Eddie.

  • @mundunugu5648
    @mundunugu5648 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just pre-ordered.
    My probos are already feeling better.

  • @lintern77
    @lintern77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wish we went to Zone Theory church when I was growing up

  • @taytay4458
    @taytay4458 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I still say “the big dipster” whenever I see that constellation lol

  • @bewaremyhyperultradoomomeg4139
    @bewaremyhyperultradoomomeg4139 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Zone made my foreskin grow back

  • @BlissfulSl33p
    @BlissfulSl33p 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But how do I get the Zone Theory™ to work for me?? My hidden poems are still trapped, my Zone Priest won't pick up the phone, and I've got sores all over my mouth from talking to my diarrhea all morning
    Baha Priss Dimmie

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      BlissfulSl33p Raoul Duke. The man, the myth, the legend. Take some more ether and remember to stay out of Bat Country. Just don't take a big hit from the brown bottle, it'll mess you up bad.

  • @pezzonovante888
    @pezzonovante888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! That sounds like the right plan for me! Thanks Tim & Eric!

  • @Nothing-fp7jg
    @Nothing-fp7jg ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm being genuine here, the acting for this is really good. Great delivery.

  • @BrokTheLoneWolf
    @BrokTheLoneWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Praise Ba'hee Priss Dimmie