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  • @jackhutch8729
    @jackhutch8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    The laggy soldier made me cry of laughter it’s too good

    • @Banatq
      @Banatq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But why

    • @Zep2084
      @Zep2084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Banatq who cares

    • @silvergaming3953
      @silvergaming3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Banatq "gamer"
      -Who plays roblox

    • @dr.sunshine5730
      @dr.sunshine5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Espaclly the laggy ded

    • @RatchetTheCat
      @RatchetTheCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@silvergaming3953 Its not like Roblox is not a game.

  • @lauralynch7226
    @lauralynch7226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    At least the medic was trying to help.Sniper was the only suitable healing target.Everyone else sucked.And when the sniper said no.The medic did the only thing he could do.Attack.And they were the only one who stuck to the plan.They still got the enemy's attention. It was the spys that messed up the plan. So from my point of view that noob medic did a good job.

    • @TorbsT
      @TorbsT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Wise words from someone who cannot spell "heartwarming" correctly.

    • @LeonCoretz
      @LeonCoretz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He got "Hearth's Warming Eve" mixed up in there (pony reference). But yeah I have to agree with laura, I thought that the Medic's heart was in the right place :3

    • @vaporatorthemoist5715
      @vaporatorthemoist5715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Actually, yeah he did a pretty good job there

    • @pinoyscratchercard271
      @pinoyscratchercard271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      heavy is a suitable healing target too

    • @Zer01211
      @Zer01211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍

  • @Drew_64
    @Drew_64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    Ok, I don't know if it's just me, but I can't stop laughing about that glitchy Soldier XD

    • @eduardilles2623
      @eduardilles2623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it's not only you :D

    • @dirtkiller23
      @dirtkiller23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      drew1212 It's me,with ping 200

    • @darkness74185
      @darkness74185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      more like 500 pings(I've dealt with 300 something,other than the fact that back stabs/head shots are literally impossible,it's not that bad)

    • @BigguBosu117
      @BigguBosu117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      drew1212
      I think it's as cute as the Lag Pyro

    • @ryantierney730
      @ryantierney730 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YourTypicalFriendlyYoshi wqqwwwwww

  • @Ommelanden
    @Ommelanden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I like that f2p medic though. At least he was allways willing to fight.
    He was loud and ugly
    Now he is loud! ... and ugly
    R.I.P. snipers pocket meem

  • @scorchfire4816
    @scorchfire4816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    8:16. This part is actually true in real life. When a team of players are in a full leading winning streak without thinking anything else. They think they can win in an instant, but when after they got all killed, losing rapidly or even the tiniest bit of losing out of the blue.
    They ragequit instantly without retrying. Same thing happen in MvM.

    • @MassiveGigaGamer
      @MassiveGigaGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well except for blu scout 2. He forgot to buy butter.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't remind me about MvM everyone just fucken leaves after one loss and I have to find a new match because the game won't start with just me in it like wtf

    • @vdubden10
      @vdubden10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wasn’t there for meet your match, but I can still envision it happening. Like a crit sticky trap killing all of the enemy team on last. Ah, my brain is filled with dopamine just thinking about it

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      happens so much in mvm its very commen to requeue just because everyone left

  • @jchry3688
    @jchry3688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    Typical person in casual mode :
    1. The one who always gets to objective
    2. The one who always tries to get kills
    3. The one who is lagging
    4. The one who is afk
    5. The one who is hacking
    6. The one who thinks casual mode is friendly server
    7. The one who rages in the mic
    8. The one who spams lenny face or other word in chat box
    9. The one who is 10 years old trying to get free hats
    What a casual mode in a nutshell

    • @AGenericAlias
      @AGenericAlias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Atomizer forgot 10) the csgoscam player

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Atomizer 10. The casual F2P
      11. The guy trying to trade on a non trade server

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Atomizer 12. The quiet guy

    • @tubie9017
      @tubie9017 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I usually try to balance between 1 and 2 (and sometimes 6 :D).

    • @FshineK
      @FshineK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atomizer I'm 2 n 3

  • @PootVidHere
    @PootVidHere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    OH, how annoying it is to have a Rocket Jumper Soldier on your team who stubbornly shoots the other team with it.

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hoovywatchessyoutube *pootis* I shoot at enemy players with it just for fun :D

    • @alialgarib6390
      @alialgarib6390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No,The Rocket Jumper had no damage after i tested it or a rocket jumper hitted team using itemtest in bot servers
      No one just trust this rocket jumper had no damages
      After,I played casual there was a hacker using some heavy cheats on Goldrush this is why i prefer 100'000 hackers using haxs Just do not prefer

    • @mr.fartworthy6818
      @mr.fartworthy6818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried killing people with it when i was a newb soldier in hightower, i died shortly afterwards and the soldier that killed me told me you can't kill with it. Good thing he told me.

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Fartworthy lol you should have read description of the weapon.

    • @mr.fartworthy6818
      @mr.fartworthy6818 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did but i did not fully understand the 100% damage penalty thingy.

  • @SanityDrop
    @SanityDrop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    Get mad at 3 useless spies
    > still playing sniper

    • @_bank7713
      @_bank7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100 likes Wo ho

    • @LeSuperFishe
      @LeSuperFishe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      BitterVoid one person cannot carry with specific characters like sniper and heavy all the time so they rely on their teammates to push forward his goal is to kill while his team is distracting them

    • @amymeadows9834
      @amymeadows9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's engineer

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Kim > implying if the sniper’s bad based on how you play as him versus other people’s skills with how they play as him, in which you must be very terrible as the sniper then if you find him to be bad, maybe start being soldier main and find out what’s really “useless” lmao

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget a noob medic and a soldier with a bad WiFi connection

  • @youtubevideouploadsshutdow6527
    @youtubevideouploadsshutdow6527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Blu team: rage quit
    Blu scout2: forgot to buy butter
    Man I laughed so hard my dog howled

    • @roman1441
      @roman1441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes 😂😂

    • @djmario8643
      @djmario8643 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop Laughing

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    That was very funny vid
    good work - Soldier
    is funny to me - Heavy

    • @TheGreatestMango
      @TheGreatestMango 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes this is stupid

    • @Demon-ft1th
      @Demon-ft1th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't you in the Talent Show? the one with the drums.

  • @LaSanya2001
    @LaSanya2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    my favourite character from this video was the high ping soldier....

    • @VasilyMusic
      @VasilyMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's not their fault... Playing with high ping is more painful than seeing one play.

    • @pawelwawrzyniak7359
      @pawelwawrzyniak7359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This soldier is me in a nutshell xD

    • @mateuszw.7905
      @mateuszw.7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@VasilyMusic that is fucking true ;(((

    • @emqbaba3890
      @emqbaba3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is ping

    • @mateuszw.7905
      @mateuszw.7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emqbaba3890 latency

  • @oyunlarnyolcusu8568
    @oyunlarnyolcusu8568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    1 hours to join a game is unrealastic af it should bee 7-12 hours

    • @ardnaxoy
      @ardnaxoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxpolatoyundababapro8912 Abartma.

    • @georgensenchua2228
      @georgensenchua2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxpolatoyundababapro8912 what

    • @ssabuero1234
      @ssabuero1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1 hours is plural now?

    • @Nuchhhhh
      @Nuchhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ssabuero1234 yes

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Took me 4 hours to find my game

  • @burtburtist
    @burtburtist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    You're not a soldier main unless you play at over 500 ping.

    • @doctorTF_2
      @doctorTF_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im a soldier main with white painted gibus and got 800 hrs and im always on the top of the leaderboard. (if im playing on 2fort)

    • @ecksdee1248
      @ecksdee1248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Z. Lapu
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    • @ImKent
      @ImKent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ecksdee1248 nice

    • @kitanalathrope5230
      @kitanalathrope5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So...i'm a soldier main? Cool!!!

    • @ShiftyGuy777
      @ShiftyGuy777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im also soldier but worse high ping and low fps.

  • @pootisspencer6999
    @pootisspencer6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    9:10 when you get to stay home from school because of the quarantine, but they give you endless, confusing, online homework that may cause school to extend into summer vacation.

  • @hanknewman54
    @hanknewman54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    noob medic was the only one who actually tried to help
    maybe laggy soldier, but noob medic was better at his job

  • @captainshiverroo2970
    @captainshiverroo2970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    #1- F2P Medic
    #2 - Laggy Soldier
    #3 - 3 dancing spys
    Is a P2P's worst nightmare

    • @pokeaust7800
      @pokeaust7800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Captain Shiverroo Medic helped the most, he charged sniper

    • @captainshiverroo2970
      @captainshiverroo2970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ok, I didn't know because I,m not a P2P, I'm a F2P

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Captain Shiverroo idk how fp2 would even do competetive and that how could he only if he paid steam

    • @captainshiverroo2970
      @captainshiverroo2970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, because I'm a f2p myself and i don't even play competitive.

    • @asdadaadasfwe3yef456
      @asdadaadasfwe3yef456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain Shiverroo WTF F2P'S IS CANNOT BE IN THE COMPETITIV, HE NOT BUY PASS.

  • @isntpuddy
    @isntpuddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    cute little gibus med

    • @Hervoo
      @Hervoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so cute :3

    • @PeeterViljamaa
      @PeeterViljamaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i love onion

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      but also idiot he runs on enemy team with vita saw even though hes not healing XD

    • @alexanderpicken1899
      @alexanderpicken1899 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was me when meet your match came out. (Gibus medic)

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe but some are going with ubersaw on enemy team without healing..

  • @alduloz111
    @alduloz111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    I'm the laggy Soldier.

    • @thederpscoutreturns8709
      @thederpscoutreturns8709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fix your ping. You'll thank me later

    • @asdadaadasfwe3yef456
      @asdadaadasfwe3yef456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WhiteTigress your ping is big , your ping is very big XD

    • @protootype3217
      @protootype3217 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      WhiteTigress same

    • @xAnri
      @xAnri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, mine ping is not always but most of the times 200+

    • @mm3shadowman982
      @mm3shadowman982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine hits around 900+ ping

  • @renzomiranda9790
    @renzomiranda9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:59 Mercenarios azules: * Saltan para matar al sniper epicamente *
    El sniper: "Ustedes contra mi solo"

  • @br_uh8604
    @br_uh8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how medic is the most cooperative one so far

  • @aces3743
    @aces3743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I play community servers for a reason...

    • @thederpscoutreturns8709
      @thederpscoutreturns8709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah :l

    • @AdidasSlav
      @AdidasSlav 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I know why.
      Highertower.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Red Clorox Bleach No... porn servers.
      Sad reality

    • @amy-587
      @amy-587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would be friendly in them but every fucking person spams things like Lenny binds.

    • @SpySniper1080
      @SpySniper1080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old school, baby

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    This is gonna go places, boy! Great job!

    • @SergioYT222
      @SergioYT222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hoovy Tube you are best :D

    • @stevemarley6062
      @stevemarley6062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:11 is almost everyone's reaction to those two idiots known as gggmanlives and dishonest wolf's reviews of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus.

    • @holyghost2379
      @holyghost2379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoovy Tube kkkkkkkk

    • @subsandwichwithmayo469
      @subsandwichwithmayo469 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoovy Tube yep

    • @alexherson9088
      @alexherson9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no no garrrrrrrr

  • @Kevinfreddo
    @Kevinfreddo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    It's a shame, if meet your match never happened, I would still be playing TF2 regularly

    • @supervegito7834
      @supervegito7834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kevin Freddo it inproved since the release

    • @protootype3217
      @protootype3217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kevin Freddo what about jungle inferno?

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Protoo Type Yes, it is MUCH better now.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      plis cum bak Pirow updaet fixx it

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chopper6408 Hide the chat by typing *hud_saytext_time 0* in console/autoexec.cfg You can still type in chat and read messages by hitting [Enter] to manualy open chat. Chat just won't clutter your screen. Also muting people in the in-game menu not only mutes their voice but also their messages.

  • @Billious
    @Billious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    4:00 is me when I play medic

    • @nataliab9317
      @nataliab9317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @JesseP.321
      @JesseP.321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nataliab9317 ciao

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar ปีที่แล้ว

      As a half medic main and half soldier main.
      I can confirm

  • @poptoptart3099
    @poptoptart3099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Fun fact: Today I made 18 queques....
    14 of them made me get into a group of lvl 1-10 players...
    Im a lvl 144....

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you saying that you actually got into a comp game...? How............?

  • @anyarr
    @anyarr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    6:37 Too true.

  • @diven3437
    @diven3437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    okay those 3 spies literally can drop the beat xD

  • @bombtails
    @bombtails 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Let's see every randomness i liked:
    Sniper's face at 2:40 makes me think he needs a weekend to relax, at the beach.
    medic is processing at 5:29
    8:17 is hilarious, i wonder if the second blue scout finally bought that butter after the video
    Also, at 8:21, while the F2P medic and the dancing spies are shocked, the lagging soldier is telling us he catched a large fish yesterday.
    9:11 could you imagine if Sniper was a saiyan? he would become a super saiyan so that he will defeat every enemy he meets.
    9:34 "Announcer is confused about the fact an arm came to the speaker"

    • @tumors1670
      @tumors1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      为什么

    • @Tuffy._.
      @Tuffy._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      large fish. lol

  • @Deadchannel2381
    @Deadchannel2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:43 Sniper: MED, *sees medic ded*. I love that part

  • @jordansimmons5315
    @jordansimmons5315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The moment that broke me was him looking over at the three spies, each doing a different dance taunt.

  • @LordSiravant
    @LordSiravant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    9:11
    TF2 characters screaming like that with a red background and a warped face makes me crack up every single time.

  • @holidayspirit-
    @holidayspirit- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    My match making experience:
    My team :
    FTP
    FTP
    FTP
    KINDA PRO
    ME
    FTP
    Enemy team :
    PRO
    PRO
    PRO
    FTP (Gets kicked out at the start)
    PRO
    PRO
    KINDA PRO

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said he it was his matchmaking experience.
      OP needs to be clear with his comment.

    • @walkingstickman1
      @walkingstickman1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HolidaySpirit and people wonder why there isn't a serious comp tf2 scene nowadays

    • @B.B.B
      @B.B.B 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HolidaySpirit saem

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hoovywatchessyoutube in a way if they bought a pointless or another game

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HolidaySpirit im the in the middle not a pro or noov

  • @davidofportugal6795
    @davidofportugal6795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    And That why I prefer Mann Vs Machine!

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Caetano same

    • @Maen-ne9df
      @Maen-ne9df 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O hai M8 u are everywhere xd

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I dunno. Before matchmaking, mvm with random people was more decent. After the matchmaking update though, about every game I'm put into is filled with inexperienced players who don't know what they're doing. I know the point is to have fun, but it isn't fun when every game has inexperienced players.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      7K :)

    • @figurativefluff
      @figurativefluff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Scout ignores money, medic doesnt get projectile shield, the spy is trying to backstab the tank and your matched to a server in north korea. Mvm sure is fun

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Medic: The F2P
    Spies: The people who don’t take the game seriously
    Soldier: That guy with 1000 ping
    Sniper: The only one actually trying

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I call it "the noob lottery".
    The team that gets the least amount of noobs usually wins!

  • @davidham1330
    @davidham1330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    forgot to buy butter

    • @subsandwichwithmayo469
      @subsandwichwithmayo469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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    • @5teve669
      @5teve669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@subsandwichwithmayo469 wtf dude are you ok

    • @subsandwichwithmayo469
      @subsandwichwithmayo469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5teVe hel. P

    • @probmaxx
      @probmaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's need help

    • @movedaccounts8572
      @movedaccounts8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@subsandwichwithmayo469 r/ihadastroke

  • @MioKedama
    @MioKedama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    This is so fucking accurate it hurts.

    • @somedesertdude1308
      @somedesertdude1308 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kendra the Woofle furfag

    • @MioKedama
      @MioKedama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some desert dude thats not even relevant to the conversation. Are you looking to piss me off or something?

    • @MioKedama
      @MioKedama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually I'm skinny as fuck. nice try tho

    • @oblue0033
      @oblue0033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some desert dude Are you TRYING to start something so what his profile pic is a animal

    • @MioKedama
      @MioKedama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oblue 00 he probably is trying to start shit. I _am_ a furry, but it amuses me people think we're all the same

  • @Chowder908
    @Chowder908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Match making in a nutshell
    me and f2p snipers/spies vs Pub stomping burning team captain Unusual players.

  • @CricketandClover
    @CricketandClover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sniper: Acts like he's a pro/leader
    The three spies: doesn't do anything but chill
    Medic: Tryhard or a New Player
    Soldier: slow ass ping

    • @ki-kodevorne7318
      @ki-kodevorne7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those spies play like I do. Easily my favorite part of this video.

  • @SunHyperion
    @SunHyperion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pov i get the crappiest team ever

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My first Comp game: *got steam rolled because I hadn't picked up the game in a while and the enemy team all had gold weapons, unusuals, and like 50 levels under their belt.
    Second Comp Game: Got steam rolled because the rest of my team left.
    Third Comp Game: Didn't happen because I dropped the game for a month and now only play casual.

    • @CorvoTanuar
      @CorvoTanuar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      don't forget that everytime you're winning, someone from the opponent team dc so the score won't get counted, but when you're losing, no one will dc so your exo will decrease. that shit happened to me 5 times in a row, competitive match is a myth to me.

    • @vexmythoclast3223
      @vexmythoclast3223 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chaos inc. I

  • @fortress2270
    @fortress2270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I always get crappy team.

    • @aaaaaaaaasssssddffffffff
      @aaaaaaaaasssssddffffffff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fortress22 who doesn't?

    • @sparnage7360
      @sparnage7360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me.

    • @alexthewolf7633
      @alexthewolf7633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      when ever i get a bad team i teach them a bit and well they get batter some dont listen but i get threw it and we win
      also one time i joined agame and my intire team were f2ps and there were reaily good so ya f2ps dont suck

    • @exo2402
      @exo2402 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fortress22 me too

    • @axolotl0376
      @axolotl0376 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @nickolson7825
    @nickolson7825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:02 that soldier in the background had it easy

  • @bananapowers85
    @bananapowers85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That moment you’ve waited a whole hour to get into a match with toxic sweats

  • @rydernguyen9236
    @rydernguyen9236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:03 when the kritzkrieg medic ubercharges a cloaked enemy spy with an ambassador.

  • @chellinacell7450
    @chellinacell7450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    TF2 matchmaking in a nutshell: Noobs vs Pros

  • @edgyname1006
    @edgyname1006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I wish I could stop time when I'm snipping, Nobody would stand a chance!

    • @gunma747j
      @gunma747j 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mario DukeOps ZA WARUDO!!!

    • @adampeters892
      @adampeters892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd still fucking miss knowing my luck

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can shoot the wings off a fly and headshot a double-jumping Scout.
      I still miss the goddamn heavy shooting his minigun.

    • @ooofamlel6842
      @ooofamlel6842 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RandoGrunt It's probably because sumthin or hes firing at you which makes you flinch and annoyingly aim your gun up like if you got startled.

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope. He's not even looking at me!

  • @acardboardbox8424
    @acardboardbox8424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That Lagging Soldier Is Basically Me Every Time I Join A Server-

  • @mrdarkness9643
    @mrdarkness9643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:10 when school goes on forever

  • @bilosantiago356
    @bilosantiago356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:36 accurate representation of my computer in match making

  • @pauligoa4053
    @pauligoa4053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the glitchy soldier

    • @JohnJon-jl9el
      @JohnJon-jl9el 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paul Igoa you mean laggy

  • @robloxtestdummyaccountdele2861
    @robloxtestdummyaccountdele2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This part got me laughing so hard
    6:36

  • @linabuggy8315
    @linabuggy8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The laggy soldier speaks to me on a spiritual level.

  • @PrincessOfFriendship
    @PrincessOfFriendship 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So we got
    AFK Medic
    Lag Soldier
    Three Dancing Idiots

  • @thespy632
    @thespy632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:23
    I mean I would be fine with these spies on my team

  • @Madcap31
    @Madcap31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I know who sniper was texting, it was the spy that shot a Pokemon and got mangled by it's fans.

  • @The_D_ray
    @The_D_ray 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:13 - 5:18
    Is this a reference to "Dat Inteligence"? The music in background and basic scene is the same!

  • @crabzero
    @crabzero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    8:10 where's earrape?!

  • @captaintristan1176
    @captaintristan1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The rage quit though. Spoiled blue team.

  • @AlexsaysBruh
    @AlexsaysBruh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:30 the most hated sound in tf2

  • @rake483
    @rake483 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6 years later and not much has changed. Most matches are still veterans vs newbies.

  • @simpsitandmore2908
    @simpsitandmore2908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I played comp for a while and I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
    When I saw the blue team left I was like "can't wait for sniper to realise he won't get any mmr".

  • @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo
    @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    8:06 Top 10 Most epic wins on anime.

    • @JesusYT-wo9vu
      @JesusYT-wo9vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      como se llama esa

    • @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo
      @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      La Machina

    • @JesusYT-wo9vu
      @JesusYT-wo9vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a gracia estaba buscando esa

    • @JesusYT-wo9vu
      @JesusYT-wo9vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a y como se llama ese sonido el q muriendo azul

    • @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo
      @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JesusYT-wo9vu No tiene nombre, es simplemente el sonido que suena cuando consigues una o varias muertes por penetracion (anal) con la Machina.

  • @DesertFoxWITHAFREAKINGKNIFE
    @DesertFoxWITHAFREAKINGKNIFE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one BLU Scout forgot to buy the butter.

  • @anthony3486
    @anthony3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved that you put bully music into this video! Nice effort.

  • @InsaneEnergy
    @InsaneEnergy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:10
    Now that's a scream to rival Genowhirl's New Weapons Soldier.

  • @qwertycomputer7871
    @qwertycomputer7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:21 The best way to play literally any fps game

  • @ness294
    @ness294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:10 nice Genowhirl reference :D

  • @Tommy_Orca
    @Tommy_Orca 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:24 that soldier was menacing in this section

    • @RyanHo242
      @RyanHo242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Q

  • @cybernetic_crocodile8462
    @cybernetic_crocodile8462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:16 This quote is literally perfect description of my life.

  • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
    @ferbthe2gadgetguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how the medic almost has my loadout. Only thing he's missing is the Kritzkrieg and the spirit of giving.
    Weird huh?

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also how did a Gibus medic get in competitive in the first place? Don't you have to pay for it?

    • @justarandomguy2263
      @justarandomguy2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard of premium f2p, basically a f2p who has bought premium but still pretty much lacks any skill at the game

  • @drakainequus7115
    @drakainequus7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This entire time I was screaming about him not getting a double kill with the machina.. then when they started lining up near the end I saw it coming. So happy it did lmfao.

  • @male0449
    @male0449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:10 most reminiscent of an evil student, when he is killed all the time.

    • @nuocho1667
      @nuocho1667 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gentlement Spy fottttf)

  • @Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer
    @Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sniper:Kills Blu in a single shot
    Valve:Hacks

  • @stillalive3463
    @stillalive3463 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the gibus medic is so adorable!!

  • @MrSlendyMannn
    @MrSlendyMannn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:13
    I'm just going to assume that was a Dat intelligence reference.

  • @zombotnyx
    @zombotnyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    machina doenst shoot unless zoomed in

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zombotny X and it only penetrates while 100% charged

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depressedkermit3752, it was 100% charged when sniper dropped it.

  • @АлексейФедоров-т5ф
    @АлексейФедоров-т5ф 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1 medic Gibus
    1 soldier of the 400 Ping
    3 spy's from exiting Trade servers
    NICE TEAM

  • @EzrealOnline
    @EzrealOnline ปีที่แล้ว

    that sniper is the goat no matter how many times the enemy team leaves before the match ended

  • @DatShpee
    @DatShpee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am i the Only one that thinks the Mannrobics and Kazotsky Kick at 3:23 sound good together?

  • @jenewest98
    @jenewest98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:18 Scout2 FORGOT TO BUY BUTTER? LOL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @crazedspace800
    @crazedspace800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rarest occasion:Get a team which have the skill of the blue team in the vid

  • @lemonboy69420
    @lemonboy69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:36 ahhh! Ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahh!

  • @timtop91
    @timtop91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The blu team:* Gets killed once*
    Also the blu team after getting killed: Aight Imma head out

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how medic was the only one to do his job

  • @shalimadookie7419
    @shalimadookie7419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fornights take the wold sniper 3 hours later
    5:06 mom Wi-Fi

  • @davinci726
    @davinci726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:17 The Red Soldier reminds me of the Glitched Pyro that Dr. Face made

  • @zetasann
    @zetasann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Missed an opportunity for the title:
    Meet your Matchmaking

  • @Just_Denis2006
    @Just_Denis2006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not today,but someday,sniper gonna det his beloved rifle)))

  • @southofheaven15
    @southofheaven15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:01 love him or hate him he's spittin straight fax

  • @babyherc2
    @babyherc2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    that me 5:26 the medic

  • @Meowjam
    @Meowjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When lazy purple is in the server with his friends 1:59

  • @mistahwhoop7938
    @mistahwhoop7938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:05
    Sniper "HEAAAAAALP"
    Medic *laughs* HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @gordonfreeman6751
      @gordonfreeman6751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheAustraliumScoot BlueSoldier kills NoobMedic

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gordon Freeman with a non crit stock rocket launcher

    • @ryanfilmsdude1
      @ryanfilmsdude1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HELP no! HELLP eh heh HEEEAAAAAALLLLLLPPPPP ja JĴÈÆÆHHHHHHHH

  • @FEF832
    @FEF832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Sniper really needs a better chance at winning.

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:06 rare footage of me forgetting I have the rocket jumper

    • @FridayNightStreamz
      @FridayNightStreamz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess Sniper didn’t know you could play casual while waiting for competitive

  • @MarkerPliyah
    @MarkerPliyah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had to watch 6:36 like 7 times because it is so funny!

  • @dalelash2nd743
    @dalelash2nd743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I prefer to play by myself or co-op against and with bots for a reason.

  • @NeoDerikik
    @NeoDerikik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    06:30 Crits in comp.
    Sure, why not?

  • @spycrab4024
    @spycrab4024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The medic is honestly the smartest if you forget sniper

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the soldier was probably decently good, but his lag prevented him from using his full potential. the spies _intentionally_ did nothing to help, in contrast with the medic who did his best

    • @spycrab4024
      @spycrab4024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hobomike6935 yea

  • @jenewest98
    @jenewest98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The beginning is so true about the game cause it does take an hour to get in a game