Polish Mercenaries: War of Vodka
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ม.ค. 2019
- And here it comes back... The Polish Soldier and company have returned to spread their Polishness again.
This time they have a mission to regain something that they have long lost, in other words... Polish Vodka!
Used Maps:
underground_rc3
george_event
doppler_b11
Used Music:
Kevin MacLeod - The Descent
Team Fortress 2 - Intruder Alert
Kevin MacLeod - Volitile Reaction
Kevin MacLeod - Scheming Weasel (slower)
Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Snitch
Kevin MacLeod - George Street Shuffle
Half Life 2 - Song 9
Kevin MacLeod - Evil Plan FX
Kevin MacLeod - Exhilarate
Kevin MacLeod - All This
Belgium National Anthem (Instrumental)
Kevin MacLeod - Attack of the Mole Men
Team Fortress 2 - Soldier of Dance
Pokemon ORAS - Battle! Zinnia
Raxxo - Spare Missile
Super Mario Galaxy - Catastrophe
Kevin MacLeod - Thinking Music
Kevin MacLeod - All This
Kevin MacLeod - Air Prelude
Halo 2 - Peril
Kevin MacLeod - Pop Goes the Weasel
Punch Out!! Wii - Soda Popinski
Kevin MacLeod - Investigations
Kevin MacLeod - Colossus
Polish National Anthen - Mazurek Dąbrowskiego (Instrumental) - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
Polish Soldier Loadout
Bill's Hat + An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge = 1,43 keys
Gentle Manne's Service Medal = 3 keys
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
= 3 ref
Fancy Dress Uniform + An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge = 30-35 ref
The Killer's Kit
= 3.88 ref
Being polish is expensive
Sense of Polish Pride: Priceless
@@Lukencio0 and impossible since you can only wear 3 items at a time
POLSKA GÓRPM
I Literally Love See The Scout Warning Us to Dont do This At Home 14:11
Dear god 😨
thanks to our health safety
2:17 Medic.exe has stopped working
It's how to rant like the Fäiliure himself!
Lol
YUNG BOI VOID Ded!
2:16
11:06 I love how General Heavy says “BLYAT!”
I thought he said Vlad
@@FridayNightStreamzit sounded like "blood"
It’s Russian
The fact I'm learning about my country's politics from a goddamn TF2 gmod animation, is quite something.
The wonders of modern technology
That is a fact.
@@berorrim Can't wait for the Fortnite machinima adaptation of politics.
Just wait for people to learn about william dudley pelly by playing a MAP GAME were all ready there oh that's how Trump got elected not people being mad at the same crony politicians being elected 30 years in a row and eventually said fuck it elect a millionaire who memes and is a meme
newb mann and we’re better off for it
politics as a tf 2 joke
i've seen evrything
Not gonna lie the only I noticed was the moving background
-_-
It was very chauvinist of you doctor freeman...
( •______• )
@Semitex aka [[Citation Needed]]
*Polish people* : see video about Poland
Also Polish people:
1:15
LyviN thats right
No i'm from poland and for me its funny
@@Progamer_80_YT chodzi o film że śmieszny czytaj ze zrozumieniem
naaah
Chodziło mi o zmasowany atak na sekcję komentarzy ;)
I meant the massive attack at the comment section ;)
15:35 *Polish National Anthem*
I ten inżynier ze skarpetkami i sandałami xD
prawdziwy polak
Brakuje torebki z biedry
w usa tez ludzie tak chodza
ale ja wiem o co chodzi tyle ze nie wiem czemu polacy sobie to tak przywlaszczaja skoro to nie jest polska rzecz i nie tylko w polsce sie z tego nasmiewaja itd
Taki Januszynier
I could totally see a dispute between Russia and Poland being settled with a drinking competition
lore accurate
this is Germany and Polska
Belo conhecimento preciso
"I promise you pain without end"
"No"
Pain without end rates drops by 99.9%
9:53 "YOU LITTE SH*T"
Ivan (lived before polish wars and retired after the cold war)
Is the "strong shit" alcohol a reference to "That Gray Cartoon Pony"?
Nope. It's a refrence to an old polish sitcom
it contains
scrumpy
cider
red wine
tequila
whiskey
vodka
rum
arrack
spirit
and pure ethanol
@@tweechie_ what?
Yes, its contains into Poland, also that gray Cartoon pony are polak, so you know
What part
Fun fact: Poland invented vodka, not russia.
That explains a lot
No fucking way
They don't actually know this. The origins of vodka are still a matter of debate. However, a liquor called vodka was first documented in Russia, and the first recipe being made in Russia at the end of the 9th
5:44-5:46
6:57
soldier: DIE 1000 DEATHS!
spy: NANI?!!
spy: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
1:easy mode
2:neutral mode
3:painful mode and die
💀
2:16 *Cursing in German*
6:54 This will go for my deskopt wallpaper
Here :) pbs.twimg.com/media/DxsLoB8WwAA0Mk2.jpg
@@DamashiDX Thanks
Imagine someone sees that on your wallpaper
Ahh yes the Sweet desk opt
@@DamashiDX the next frame looks better though, I think he tried to tell the next frame.
2008: Team fortress 2 Red vs blu
2020: Team fortress 3 Soviet vs nazi
Jusz jest 2020 a team fortress 3 nie widze na steam
but these are Poles, not Soviets 🤦♂️
2007*
Yes poles not soviet's 😂
@@niezniszczalnychinczyk8701 some people don't know the diffrence.
Me: **Eats a beef and bean burrito with hot sauce on it**
My stomach: 14:38
My stomach when I eat spicy Curry.
@@harrisonofcolorado8886, so true...
That is stroooong SHET
Brings strong shit
Toilets: *shock in terror*
OH CRAP
4:07
*"Some men Gave some, Some men gave more than some. Duty and Honor!"*
-Polish Soldier
Please
Super film
Dawno się tak nie uśmiałem 😂
1:56 OH SHIT SO FUNNY
Nice video!
Xd
YOU HERE?!¿¡
1:45 Never laugh at a polish sentry, bc then they can do this: 1:50
4:07 listen carefully
*all men gay some , some men gay more than some *
*duty and honor.*
"gave", not "gay"
Listen much more closely, next time!
@@patrisowka2010 its funny af anyway XD
All men gaved some some men gaved more than some. Duty and honor.
14:12 "Don't do this at home."
Hell yeah I won't, Why would I drink those stuff? LOL.
Well! For many people it delicious.Even I not after all.
I'M dRUnk
"P.S.:This Warning only for those who hate alcohol"
I would rather wine if I was adult
Excuse me Mr.DamashiDX but I have a question..
I really love the polish soldier (I am polish by myself) and I would love to use his loadout.
But there is one small problem, there Can be only 3 Items equipped,
So my Question is: What is the official Polish Soldier Loadout?
Fancy Dress Uniform, Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe and Bill Hat. This loadout wilk be ok :3
DamashiDX Thanks for the answer Mr.DamashiDX as well for the Heart >^<
Keep up the good work
im polish too and i loved that scene with strong shit !
STRONK SHET
I will use it >w
2:24 laughing my ass off "they lived without honor and died like farts"
Vodka?
Oh, you mean Russian Water.
What? Vodka is undetected item of Russia, Special "Water" for stroong Russians men.
Кхм кхм I'm Russian
russian boohich*
@@bybka9903 what's you say?
You serious?
11:05 "Blyat"
He say's blood and Not Blyat
@@vik4381 Blyat = "F*ck!" in Russian, That Heavy is from Russia. It makes more sense Heavy saying Blyat instead of Blood, since he was about to 'die' ;)
Блять
@@fuckingkiska5236,Слава КПСС
da faq
2:29 enge trzyma mocny full polskie piwo z świata według kiepskich o lol 1:04 obok enge jest mocny full
W co by se tutaj teraz, przycelować
@@crokiet7300 w babkę Xd
OOOOO dopiero teras widze
HEHE
Можно по-русски?
"Hee~ Nice!"
"DAHHHH! NO! That's MINE!"
"Hrrrgh! Mine!"
"MINE!"
"Mine!"
"MINE!"
"Mine!"
"MINE!"
"Mine!"
I love moments like that in these videos.
MINE!
OUR
They saying MORE
Ours
Me and the boys at 15:
Polishgineer: *Drinks Strong Shit*
Heh, more!
*Livers intense pain intensifies even more*
*more painful than demoman liver*
Not a Slavic liver.....
i believe Strong Shit was possibly strongest alcohol in universe
bro dont got one
Never underestimate the Polish Soldier’s tenacity and power!!
But can he into space?
@@norsedinosaur7321 sadly no :(
@@norsedinosaur7321 OH YES he can!!
@@JayPolakow1939 U 2 DARE TO USE THAT STUPID STEEROTYPE!!!
@@drixonsanimations6432 :ujel:
With a display like Engies I can only come to one conclusion, the Engineer is actually Irish, that's the only way he could beat a Russian in a drinking contest
Iam russian, i confirm that sentence is true
There's no man that can drink as much as polish and russian guy
John Blunt no it’s because like the Russians they haven’t got much to do during the winter so they sit in doors all the time and drink
Engi hates Irish people,read the description of Pomson 600.
Uh, no. the Irish may be able to drink a lot but the Irish are not Slavs. Only Slavs have the Slavic industrial strength liver as original equipment.
Question: why does Mr. Tusk have a rubber duck on his head?
Is reference to some polish cartoon
Idk if am I right but maybe because his name is Donald, just like a Donald duck.
@@erikneumann9774 ya
Think it means he’s a ‘lame duck’ or something like that
Because he like ducks
The best part in this video is when Engi *didn't get poisoned even if he drinks alot,neither "Strong Shit" will kill him with 2000% vol*
9:00 best part starts
DAAAH! No, that's mine!!
Engineer: Mine
Demoman:Mine
Engineer: Mine
Demoman : Mine
no this is moja vodka! niet!, moja! noet, moja!!111111
(mine, no, mine, no, mine)
02:17: German nazi warlock taking way too much time to cast an ultra-instinct spell.
Too much unfocused rage. Not enough training. *Tsk tsk tsk.*
Argh! I can't find me comment anymore in the video's comment section! :-O
I found out
4:02 C’mon, Scout is old enough to drink beer, he’s like, i don’t know, 21 or something... Just give him his beer!
Hes actually 23 in the lore
Im literally 17 and i only drink some
I drink only 0,0 vol beers
Negatory, kurwa!
Polish drinking age is 18 years old 👍!
This is amazing, I wish more gmod videos were this educational while equally fun and entertaining!
Dzielni Polscy żołnierze walczą z Rosjanami o zapasy (1944,koloryzowane)
One of your best videos yet. Hopefully I will still be alive to see the next one.
8:54 engineer should have kicked demo man in the water
The polish national anthem at the end, as it is one of my favourite anthems, is an awesome touch!
Ile polaków tutaj kocha tego pana?
W chuj kur wy a
@@DaburuTori nice
Wszyscy a nawet więcej
Dużo oj dużo
Me!
"They lived without honor and died like farts. *laughing*
Me: *sees the plan to attack poland*
Me:*laugh*
Me: wait a minute, I'm from Polish and I speak Polish.
Me: My god i need help from a man named Józef Piłsudski.
Kurwa mach did you bring the perdołonè tickets? Were going the swiss dudes
Jòzef Piłsudski
I was bored so I just typed it
1:29 Why did the soldier make the “sniper getting hurt/killed” noise? Lol
Sniper did that sound
@@2frudels No he didn’t. That was Sniper’s sound coming from Soldier.
Ñ
@@comicguy416,no, it's from the sniper beacause if the soldier does the sniper sound he should doing it immediately after he was killed by the big tomahawk, but instead the sound appeared right about the sniper open his mouth.
13:32 *The russian guy from PUNCH OUT theme starts epicly*
13:42 *The russian guy from PUNCH OUT theme ends epicly*
He's SODA POPINSKI...! He will CRUSH you and me!
Polish soldier is Zośka! :D
Pozdrawiam kumatych ;)
Ogarniam gud
A co ja kurwa kliknevem XD
the sniper tripping into the meat grinder was just so perfect lol
poland can drink 2000% vodka
soviet cant drink 2000% vodka
Same
hah, russians can =D
Irish can drink 100000% of all alcohol.
@@mapleflag6518 Irish cannot drink like Slavs can. We have Slavic livers.
@@penguinsfan251 The Irish can drink flaming alcohol and only die of Alcohol poisoning.
9:52 YOU!!! *LEETLE SHET!!!!*
Tusk mnie rozwalił XD
Tusk has destoryed me.
@@zmsn. I mean I couldn't stop laughing because Tusk is real person and he is really bad politician
@@BreBroxd meant*
@@zmsn. forgot "T"
7:10 I Tak Się Powinno Traktować Anty-Polaków I Zdrajców Narodu, Dawać Im Wpierdol Kurwa Jak Nasz Bohater Żołnierz :3
A JAK ! Zdrowie twoje w gardło moje !
Ciekawe czy będzie aktualizacja typu:Polska VS Trzecia Rzesza niemiecka lub w innym stylu
anty-polacy i zdrajcy to nasza aktualna partia rządząca. Tusk właśnie powinien tu wrócić i zaprowadzić porządek ;)
@@bloodfire5942 popieram
*POLISH MERCENARIES: WAR OF NOODLES IN CHINA AND POLISH DEMOMAN'S SHOWDOWN IN CHINATOWN*
Chinese Mercenaries Music: Drunken Master
We all gonna see horde of polish dudes saying in comments :
"Kto z Polski?"
and that means
Whos from Poland?
It is really annoying to me
Well
Happens xd
Kto z Polski? Well Me
Grigorij Rasputin ja
KTO z polski must say Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewic or
żółć
Yes
Soldier: *Is Polish*
Me: I thought you were American?
Fun fact
He fight in Poland, that's a fact from comics
soldier is juzef piusucki
@@Anakondrai no XD
@@Anakondrai that would be funny
After 4 years, I realised that soldiers smoked both cigar and pipe at the same time
Long live the Polish! Greetings from Hungary.
I like this. It’s a unique TF2 Gmod video! Please keep this “Polish” series up!
Still waiting after 3 years?I do
Same.
Glory to Poland (English)
Sláva Polsku (Czech)
Dzięki że to nagrałeś bo myślałem że każdy kraj o nas zapomniał
8:44
*INCOMING JUMPSCARE!!!*
That horrified me.
Five Nights at Freddy’s in Team Fortress 2.
2:05-6:48 I am an American woman. And I find this funny.
15:34 Polish National Anthem For the Polish armed forces,Air Force And Navy including the special Forces of Poland In Team fortress 2.
That animation was amazing! also i still cant belive you added to your animation Tuska. I think you had waste a lot of time for searching these informations about Poland :)
2 mvm custom maps are on there underground rc3 and doppler b11 nice:)
😂 Leftist Riffraff?! Bro I'm subscribing, your awesome!
😎👍
Das ist Ein Wonderbar Video! (This is a wonderfull Video!)
Nie wierzę XD
Dałeś Tuska do filmu xd
Mr dusk* xD
@@DaburuTori nie był mr tusk
Dobrze że mu nakopali do DUPY
wina Tuska xD
@@Rosja-w-wiaderku Wódka ruska wina Tuska :D
*TO WSZYSTKO WINA TUSKA*
Jak zawsze
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Prawda
wina kaczki
Potwierdzam
Technically in Russia, strong alcohol such as Vodka, Cognac is only given to those over 21.
I think Scout is 23.
1:50 that’s one hell of a mini sentry!
Someone put that amazing little gun on steroids then we'll easily win wars 😂
Its mini-army
Quality I'm looking for all over TH-cam
this is surprisingly well done
Polish Soldier is John kurwa wick
00:38 when enemy hears name
Thanks to you you inspired me to make Egyptian men (a Egyptian version of your polish mercenaries of course the stories aren’t a exact copy)
14:12 Not a Alcoholic, But thanks for the Warning though.
Scout is like, i'm the smartest here, lol
when my friend wants his money back
me: 5:04
you get me xd
Why is that so me xD
Because yall are unreliable lol
This Always was and always will be my favorite video to watch :>
9:26 Soviet new skill
Hammer and sickle rampage activated
Kurwa, thats so much alchool for today!
.... the heck does "kurwa" mean?
I have a feeling it's pretty much the "f-bomb" in the english language.
Kur*a to przeklinanie znaczy fuck
@@RenGraes yes
Skąd ludzie z za granicy wiedzą o Tusku ?!
Bo ma dość ważne stanowisko w międzynarodowej organizacji.
Gdzie była scena z Tuskiem?
@@MrMrowkaTV 4:39
On jest polakiem złamasie
Bo nie jest jedynym producentem vodki dla Polski
god i loved the gulping sounds! nice video!
Cool video man !
Donald Tusk mnie rozwalił
Tusk was a polish politician just to let you know but I do get your joke but did you know Donald has posted a similar joke on twitter to the joke about tusk in the video he actualy said "the reason why I will not sanction Saudia Arabia for killing a journalist from Turkey is because if helps fun the military industrial complex and the deep state who want me impeached as president so then why am I helping fund agencies who's higher ups want me out simple 1 it's only the highest ranks who want me out 2 without the militarily industrial complex that our military was built in the cold war is all we got would like to reform but can reform company's and just letting my twitter followers know 1I do make small profit from the military industrial complex 2 I already have millions and I don't need any more 3 when I say military industrial complex I'm referring to companies with contracts to the millitary like Boeing 4 I realize this is almost bush levels of OIL CRAVING and I agree you can blame presidents before that that made our military so big and not chose not to demobilize and 5 like all millionaires I do make profit off of the MIC and feel free to make me just as much of a joke as bush but this time not invading countries for oil not punishing countries we should punish because there a ally with oil"
He actually tweeted this just letting you know this is a thing on his twitter paraphrased and 2 tusk was a actual polish politician
Appeals to my funny bone because of the title, but you still need to get rid of the subtitles. They always seem on the nose..
no
Nyet
Nein
Non
No
I love how the only polish words used are "kurwa" and "wpierdol"
Po prostu piękne stary XD
Kto z Polski?
I from polend maj frend.
Ja też
Każdy kto to oglonda
KURWA
JA 🤓
2:29 XD MOCNY FULL?
Xd
1:46 LOL
15:31
13:31 nice, soda popinski music
You love poland, do you?
Also, I'm proud of you, how you made a soldier say "Kurwa" really badly I love it.
I’m positive that DamashiDX is Polish.
00:38 school bully’s when they see my buff Russian friend
So this just popped up in my recommended.
TH-cam having one of its rare moments of getting it right, it seems.
1:34 time to sentry
0:54 WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
2:18 How to talk to foreigners POLITELY
9:53 when your little brother searching in your stuff
YOU LITTLE SHIT!
【Police Of Shame】 Big brother fury intensifies
KUR*A JAKIE TO ZAJEBISTE ;)