This is funny, but sad at the same time, these bf and gf relationships shouldn’t even be called relationships, they should be called temporary assignments
Even the one about the guy flushing the girls pet hamster down the toilet? That is a legitimately good reason for her to get away from him. A guy that can be that cruel to an innocent animal is definitely a danger to her. People treating it kind of as a joke! If he'd drowned a puppy or a kitten instead he'd probably be going to jail.
I can maybe understand the preference of not having a short boyfriend, but how in hell do you not notice they are short until after you are dating... and then use that as your primary excuse to break up?
I’m just putting this out there, I’m single, I’m not very interesting or very good at anything, but I have respect for others, I have love to give and I’m not crazy
If you are honest and female, you are in great shape! If you are male and straight, it is over. Now you need to decide if you prefer changing yourself or are happier alone.
Some people should have their names published so that the rest of us can have happy relationships and families. All the problems can go pair themselves up. Leave us straightforward and decent people alone.
"She like the DNA and she went to the source!" "OK Ellen DeGeneres" "I can understand taking your sister's toys, but not her ding dong!" MaximBady has got all the craziest one liners 🤣🤣🤣
What did the poor hamster do to the guy that made him so mad he flushed it down the toilet?😂😂PS: hamsters hibernate. I did not know that. They’ll go long periods of time without moving and people get rid of them thinking they are dead.
Right? I'd love to have been that Dad, I'm not even that old and girls that are older than her aren't interested in me because I'm "too old", I have no idea how those guys do it.
@@BassGal92 being single doesn’t mean you have a sad life. Does the presence of another human being being in your life determines everything ? Staying single is way much better then being stucked with a wrong person.
I'm pleasantly surprised. I expected a lot of ridiculous reasons, but a lot of these are valid. You got some that are out of pocket, like the one girl hollering at man's dad. You got some ridiculous, like the lady not being to up on her dude's lips. But hey, more power to her if she's a lip person, i guess. Then you got some who are beyond justified, like the lady with the hamster. Pouring one out for the fallen soldier who did absolutely nothing wrong. Im impressed.
It’s such insane whiplash to go from a legit reason like “he cheated on me” and then immediately it gets followed up by some stupid shit like “he was too short”
My two brothers are in relationship and I swear they all act like married couples and yeah much better and playful relationship they both have than those adults. I'm my 18 years I never heard this ridiculous reasons for break-up.
watched a friends girlfriends break up with him for not stopping the police from arresting her when she was aught shoplifting in broad daylight, something her and her friends did pretty much anytime we went anywhere, people normally didnt do anything about it
@nkmensah Why is she "bitter"? She didn't accuse anyone, she just said the reason that she broke up with him. And who said the minor was hotter than her? Have we watched the same video or what?
All these women are capping. If they left their exes its because they got a better, richer guy, it their exes left them its because they are insufferable.
Not sure if the papers one was reworded for a joke, or if there was confusion there. I interpreted that story to imply the dude was asking her to prove that she was 'legal' :p
hahaha was talking with a girl on tinder and she asked me why i broke up with my ex, so i asked her back the same. She said because his brother was hotter, but his father was even hotter. She gave it a try with the dad who shut her down... I responded with well thank god i dont have any siblings and my father is not in the competition in a light hearted tone... and she ghosted me after that comment... i dont know if she was hoping that i had broken up with my ex for similar reasons and she was disappointed it was just a long distance-not gonna work reason...
The hamster one and the one with the sister were really legit reasons. I feel like those two are actually good prople, that had to deal with a lot from those partners before those events. Stuff like that don't just happen over night. They build up.
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Pharmacy, telling hospital you smell like medicine best analogy ever 😂
😂 the audacity she has. Like she dint know how he was before they started dating
Ahahahahahahaha 😆😅🤣
@@MaximBadymaybe he grew shorter 😂😂
@@MaximBadyExactly🎉🎉💪🏽💪🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
Pharmacy hospital analogy was hilarious 😂😂
"Just stay single and avoid all these shenanigans" , I Totally agree
Wise words to live by🤷🏾♂️
Yep seems like good advice to me
Single for 7 years straight it’s a great life 😂😂
Me too especially the women who only want a wealthy guy like omg 🤦♀️
Its not like some of us have a choice really
She loved the DNA so she went to the source, wow damn that's something I never thought about before 😂
Me neither, I had to cackle😂🤣
so his mum too?
One of the best punchlines ever, hats off!
is that why some wmn slept with Elon Musk's aging dad
Made my day on that one
😂😂😂😂 I feel bad for the girls hamster, what did he ever do? Lmao
Ikr😅 that was the most legit reason for breaking up
@@MaximBady for friggin real😂
I don't believe her. I bet it was his and she's just a lying bint
Maybe they were doing it? 😂
@@MaximBadybut he needs to be flushed down the toilet too. Poor hamster
The guy who flushed the hamster is... just EVIL😡
these are fake stories
@@JohnDoe-ef3nv”It didn’t happen to me, therefore it didn’t happen!☝️🤓”
@@Staarzz you're obviously like 12.
@@JohnDoe-ef3nvSays the one resorting to petty insults because you can’t find any way to counter my claim. Try again, bubs.
@@Staarzz oh boy
The hamster has nothing to do with lovers' quarrels...
Legit psycho behaviour...
Maybe he has if you know what I mean…
@eoncatalyst unfortunately I know what you mean
Of course he has!
First its the hamster later the kids. Avoid those psychos!
This is funny, but sad at the same time, these bf and gf relationships shouldn’t even be called relationships, they should be called temporary assignments
just a fling
Great comment!
More like rentals
Even the one about the guy flushing the girls pet hamster down the toilet? That is a legitimately good reason for her to get away from him. A guy that can be that cruel to an innocent animal is definitely a danger to her.
People treating it kind of as a joke! If he'd drowned a puppy or a kitten instead he'd probably be going to jail.
@@eugene9852 Finally, a reasonable person! 👏👏👏
I can maybe understand the preference of not having a short boyfriend, but how in hell do you not notice they are short until after you are dating... and then use that as your primary excuse to break up?
Thank you! This! Makes no sense to me either
She was drunk? ...... All the time, or maybe the saying love make people blind too, is real...
He was short laying down is what she meant to say.
Thought she wouldn't mind, but then minded. Also she looked short af already.
I’m assuming everything else was good. He gave her whatever she wanted and once she had her fun she dropped.
"She like the DNA and went for the source." 🤣I guess she went for the Grandpa next.
Only if you get the shovel.
Ewww😝
“Is that Stephen Hawking’s wife?” 💀💀💀💀
The hamster training the ninja turtles for revenge almost killed me. Genius
Relationships in America has become delulu
I’m just putting this out there, I’m single, I’m not very interesting or very good at anything, but I have respect for others, I have love to give and I’m not crazy
Here's hoping that you find what you are looking for.
@@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS a full collection first run Harry Potter Lego set?
If you are honest and female, you are in great shape!
If you are male and straight, it is over. Now you need to decide if you prefer changing yourself or are happier alone.
@@vidard9863 facts
@nkmensah lol I bet I’m older than u
Some people should have their names published so that the rest of us can have happy relationships and families. All the problems can go pair themselves up. Leave us straightforward and decent people alone.
I have common sense and I approve of your message.
I have a message, and I approve of your common sense.
"She like the DNA and she went to the source!"
"OK Ellen DeGeneres"
"I can understand taking your sister's toys, but not her ding dong!"
MaximBady has got all the craziest one liners 🤣🤣🤣
I can understand the second one. I feel bad for that girl
Well, I can't! She looks totally fine sharing this horrible circumstance. Or the problem is just me, maybe I have anger issues!
@@ANUBISd88he murdered her hamster is it’s definitely wrong
@@MsBluebot I know!
I 'm just saying that if this ever happened to me, I wouldn't be as calm as this woman sharing it...
@@ANUBISd88 that makes more sense
What did the poor hamster do to the guy that made him so mad he flushed it down the toilet?😂😂PS: hamsters hibernate. I did not know that. They’ll go long periods of time without moving and people get rid of them thinking they are dead.
The hamster was the way to really hurt the owner - what could it possibly do to a human nearly 100 times its size, the poor baby?
"Angelina Jolie and Michael B Jordan dont want you either" LMAO!!!
Her: "He left me for a minor"
You're better off
So you're saying that she should be bitter that her ex is a pedophile
@nkmensahew.
"she like the "D"na and went to the source" lmfao
Right? I'd love to have been that Dad, I'm not even that old and girls that are older than her aren't interested in me because I'm "too old", I have no idea how those guys do it.
Being single is a blessings in disguise.. saying it from my experience
But it's such a sad life.
@@BassGal92 being single doesn’t mean you have a sad life. Does the presence of another human being being in your life determines everything ? Staying single is way much better then being stucked with a wrong person.
@@Kingofwaterdroplets amen
@@Kingofwaterdropletsno one’s keeping you stuck to someone, you realize it’s the wrong person, you break up. Simple as that
@@diegobordones2106sometimes it's not that easy. Get kids in the mix and you have a lifelong issue, even if you divorce/split up.
DELULU
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😂 I love that
Loved the No Neck Ed reference, MaximBady
Love your videos man.
Keep bringing ‘em.
I just saw the shirts!!! YES !!! 🙌
If I’m in a relationship with someone, and they do absolutely anything to my pet if I have one, I’m immediately throwing hands
What if they pet it?
Still throw hands@@fuzzypanda1684
Fr like there gonna have to catch these hands
I Always like your videos before even watching them🌟👑💎
Love the No Neck Ed reference hahahahaha!! Top 😂
Chakalakalaka boombooming 😂Jeezus on a motorbike is a visual must 😂,
Bady you're the best!!!
"Just stay single" Yes sir!!
you are right brother... let's stay single and avoid all these shenanigans. lol
What did you do to make him flush your hamster 😂😂😂
Nothing. 😂 He is the problem.
@@bobfg3130 👏👏👏
I don't know what you can do to make a guy hurt an animal. Sounds like a psychotic guy to me.
These women be trying to sleep with the entire family tree 😂😂😂
thanks you for the laughs!
we joking about animal abuse? nah im all set even if it was just a little hamster. RIp little guy
"Was that Steven Hawkings wife ?"
OMG bro im dying ! 😂
I think it should be called “why I’m single” 😂 these people are nuts
I'm pleasantly surprised. I expected a lot of ridiculous reasons, but a lot of these are valid.
You got some that are out of pocket, like the one girl hollering at man's dad.
You got some ridiculous, like the lady not being to up on her dude's lips. But hey, more power to her if she's a lip person, i guess.
Then you got some who are beyond justified, like the lady with the hamster. Pouring one out for the fallen soldier who did absolutely nothing wrong.
Im impressed.
1:14 The interviewer knew what was coming judging by the way he slowly turned his head towards her😂
the girl that got her hamster flush in the toilet has legit reason to break up with him dudes crazy
"Should've sticked with what you got!"🤣🤣🤣 The guy who flushed the hamster is evil! I would've reported him for animal abuse.😡
Yep should have gotten a animal abuse charge
It’s such insane whiplash to go from a legit reason like “he cheated on me” and then immediately it gets followed up by some stupid shit like “he was too short”
Maximbady, our new age philosopher. damn this guy should wrie a book!
its funny how everytime they ask the question, theres always an ex
I need to get into a relationship soon, the dating life is just getting worse and worse by the year...
Same bro, same.
The T-shirt ❤
Ngl, that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theory sounds legit!
Always classic 😂😂👍
Short Girl interview: “He was shorter than me”
Maximum Bady response: “Pharmacy telling hospital you smell like medicine” 😂😂😂
1:34
My two brothers are in relationship and I swear they all act like married couples and yeah much better and playful relationship they both have than those adults. I'm my 18 years I never heard this ridiculous reasons for break-up.
Poor hamster
I gave up on dating years ago, and the internet has only reinforced that this was a good decision.
I pray that the hamster would come back as a ninja and get its revenge on that guy. Pure evil.
the internet has given us something new, an insight in the human psyche, I think we were better off naive and not knowing lol
love from Nepal♥️♥️
Shaka Laka boom boom was a kid's show in India , a kid with a magic pencil , but in adults language it has got a whole different meaning 😂
True 🤣
LMAO THE NINJA TURTLE REVENGE THING😂😂😂
Now I want to know if there could be a shakalakabom between a pharmacy and a hospital.
watched a friends girlfriends break up with him for not stopping the police from arresting her when she was aught shoplifting in broad daylight, something her and her friends did pretty much anytime we went anywhere, people normally didnt do anything about it
“He left me for a minor”
No comment.
Probably dated leonardo di caprio..
@nkmensahyou again.. Nothing okay with a 39 yr old dating a 16yr old. They put perverts like that in prison.
@nkmensah Why is she "bitter"?
She didn't accuse anyone, she just said the reason that she broke up with him. And who said the minor was hotter than her?
Have we watched the same video or what?
@nkmensah I see. But sometimes reading between the lines may produce false conclusions.
Yup, that's her story and it plays well with her friends. Reading between the lines, he is probably just dating a younger/hotter girl than her.
The one who broke up when her bf flirt with her mom too much, yes she's not delulu for real
When the man said they need to have their body counts on their foreheads it was for a reason very eloquently described in this video 😂
They were doing the shakalaka boom boom 😂
"Jeeeesus cry on a motorbike" 💀💀
All these women are capping. If they left their exes its because they got a better, richer guy, it their exes left them its because they are insufferable.
JEEEEEZUS Christ on a motorbike!! I knew I heard that phrase from somewhere!!!
Hamster? What is wrong with people
Welcome in the world of delulu peeps🤣🤣🤣
What did the hamster say to him to provoke him like that?
So paperwork are mandatory in relationship?
"She liked the DNA and went straight to the source." 😂😂😂😂
the second one, depending on the context could actually be a good reason for a break up.
Dude why did you stop making longer videos.
I guess easier to change to shorts.
"I got with his dad"
"His sister was cute"
"His brother was hotter"
What's next his mom 🤣
Then his grandparents 👀
They demand high standards, but offer very low return.
Not sure if the papers one was reworded for a joke, or if there was confusion there. I interpreted that story to imply the dude was asking her to prove that she was 'legal' :p
The second one 😂😂😂
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ on a motor bike😂😂
What did the hamster did....brah....
I honestly don't blame the girl with the hamster story 😭
LLOOLLL what the hamster do 😂😂
:32 Apparently she did have papers either 😂
wow. ppl really are messed up.
Boy he had 12 toes so did Goliath and you left him because of that it's his heart that matters the most 😮
The hamster one is a legit reason to breakup imo
These are classic😂
Isn't the hamster one considered animal cruelty?
Yes you have to ask??
Like I know flushing a hamster is mean as hell but it made me laugh ngl
I broke up with mine because she gave me silent treatment for 8 days straight 1 month before marriage when in a long distance relationship
Some are okay but others were not 😮😢
I wish I was that first girls ex's Dad, dayum. But the last girl cracks me up, she said his brother was hotter when she's not hot at all.
I wonder why they gave such guys a chance in the first place?
RIP Master Splinter.
hahaha
was talking with a girl on tinder and she asked me why i broke up with my ex, so i asked her back the same.
She said because his brother was hotter, but his father was even hotter. She gave it a try with the dad who shut her down...
I responded with well thank god i dont have any siblings and my father is not in the competition in a light hearted tone... and she ghosted me after that comment...
i dont know if she was hoping that i had broken up with my ex for similar reasons and she was disappointed it was just a long distance-not gonna work reason...
The hamster one and the one with the sister were really legit reasons. I feel like those two are actually good prople, that had to deal with a lot from those partners before those events. Stuff like that don't just happen over night. They build up.
well, the hamster thing is pure evil
Relationships are a good decision
If real, this is prime example of devolution….
Shout out to Tom Green!
She went to the Source lmaaaaooo