Comes back 12 hours to check his video ? U A FAILURE !!! Jokes aside, I loved the sound effects in this skit. I wish I spoke (American) Gen-Alpha; I am Asian. Also, was Asian Dad coping with the fact that he and his phrases are "relics" to his students at the end of this video ?
And rich and head of a company that generates tons of money through questionable means. And accomplishes ridiculous feats, like building an elevator to the moon.
"Keep mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz". "Fortnite? Keep playing, it will be nite nite for you!" "I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub". "I'm a blue-eyed white dragonn, and I will send you to the Shadow Realm...!" Those lines cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact at 2:41: That’s 25 me’s chanting “emotional damage” at the same time. I legit had a proper recording session for those, with a condenser microphone, headphones and click track. I even mixed them and panned them off to the sides, so that the middle of the stereo field wouldn’t be so crowded. If you have no idea what any of that means, don’t worry. I go to music school, so I’m just applying what I’ve learned so far.
Thanks to these videos I now tell my kid all the time “I raised a donut” and he tells me I “sound like how dust tastes”. They’re perfect insults that you can’t help but laugh at; I hope you get plenty of opportunity to use this new one!
Yeah as someone who’s not technically either gen alpha or gen z, half my class says these things and I’m in the half that doesn’t. I only (sort of) understand some of it because some classmates explained it to me. It’s just so dumb.
0:54 “WHERE U LIVE TILTED TOWERS?!?!?” Got me dying 😂😂 ‘Then proceeds to kick board’ 😂🗣️🔥🔥🔥 Edit: YOOOO Tysm for the 190 likes it’s the highest I’ve ever gotten 💀
LOL AHAHAHA WHEN YOU SAID "FORTNITE KEEP PLAYING IT WOULD BE NIGHT NIGHT FOR YOU AHHA😂" AND WHEN YOU SAID "NEGATIVE AURA MORE LIKE NEGATIVE POOR-A😂😂" the ending was so unexpected😂😂😂
As a Gen Alpha I kind of agree with our generation being a bit crazy, and I feel like us imitating popular people is negative for the already bad mental health going around these days, I don't think that we're messed up, respectfully. As there are still so many acts of kindness going around today (someone of my generation I didn't know well bought me lunch the other day for no reason), and while people are wearing tighter masks they are also still spreading joy. My main concern for my generation is our mental health on a personal level, as I feel like it's hard to get real with others due to social stigmas. Thanks for reading, if you did. Or thanks either way for reading this part :)
As a Millennial I am actually proud of Gen Alpha. We raised them to question everything as we did already and now they put it to the next level while speaking sarcasm and positive nihilism fluently. For example: Skibidi Toilet often misunderstood as a product of lack of intelligence is actually just the nonsense fun we loved in the early days of the internet, where no stupid massivley advertized high performer BS was the big thing but fking stupid animated GIFs we laughed at with our whole hearts. This next generation will top anything we did. Show us the way Gen A! GG!
@Nexahexaflexa Agreed. I'm a millenial too and I used to get my early memes from The Demented Cartoon Movie, Homestar Runner, Don Herrzfeldt's Rejected and Ebaum's World (REALLY dating myself here). I was like 10-12 when those were a thing. Same exact sense of humor.
As someone who spent like a good 2 hours researching all gen alpha slang, as you do, I can claim that this video is actually fairly accurate with the meaning of the words
That Homelander smiling-face Asian Dad (Steven He) made was not him being proud that he could communicate to his students in Gen-Alpha but him coping with the fact that he is a relic to them. That is why he started to re-branded his speech towards his son (I wonder how old he is, if Timmy is 9 years old with 15 years experience). LOL !!!
this is where i feel the GULF separating gen z and alpha... because no matter how much time i spend on socials or the internet in general, i do not understand a single one of these words/ phrases despite looking them up on urandictionary (not asking for definitions here, no need to explain, i sincerely don't care. just wanted to express my thoughts) so now i feel old... i am NINETEEN. gen alpha scares the shit out of me. (but even though i don't understand, the video is hilarious. keep making fun of this generation please, Steven 😭🤣)
I am very close to being Gen-Alpha, but I refuse to accept that pitiful existence. Please rescue me from this zombie horde of Gen Alphas, I need sanity. They are going to be the end of all humanity.
@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia same situation but not exactly i have to hear skibidi all the time wherever i go i've started saying some of the stuff like "lock in" "cook" ect but not dumb stuff like "skibidi" "rizz" "gyatt" "fanumtax" or whatever
Check out Opera Web Browser here: opr.as/Opera-browser-stevenhe
Are you Asian ?
Nice
XD nice job with this video i like it
video uploaded 4 mins ago
comment sent 1 hour ago
sounds about right
How was this 1 hour ago... but the vid was 7 mins ago...
"I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub" somehow perfectly captures how it feels
Fr😂
Bro same
that is how i feel when i talk to my classmates
He did a good, great joke 10/10
That is facts right here
"Yo, let me cook though."
"YOUR GRADES MORE COOKED THAN A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN" 🗣🔥🔥🔥
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@@p-__ wh.
the warriors jersey that says number 8, failure 😂
want free clout and likes? Just copy whatever line was said in the video and copy paste it into the comments! Maybe add a few emojis.
Oh s°°° when they all started repeating the emotional damage qoute, I became one of them for a minute. 😅
Can confirm after spending hours googling and writing this video, I am now fluent in Gen alpha
Comes back 12 hours to check his video ? U A FAILURE !!!
Jokes aside, I loved the sound effects in this skit. I wish I spoke (American) Gen-Alpha; I am Asian.
Also, was Asian Dad coping with the fact that he and his phrases are "relics" to his students at the end of this video ?
This should get a TH-cam 🏆 every line delivered, landed 😂💀 the physical humour too soo good
rest in peace
Respect
Thanks for your sacrifice
“Try brainmaxing”was perfect😭
fr
"I am a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and I will send you to the shadow realm!" I didn't know Steven's dad was Kaiba. That actually explains SO much
Yep. The blazer, the name calling everyone a failure (3rd rate duelist). I can see a Kaiba meme sprouting from this.
And rich and head of a company that generates tons of money through questionable means. And accomplishes ridiculous feats, like building an elevator to the moon.
A nice throwback to us millennials
@@StevenHe can't wait for the Beijing corn duel disk system to drop
@@StevenHe yeah that's right!
“Why don’t you try brainmaxxing”
Idk why but that was funnier than it should’ve been 💀
FOR REAL
*_Imma use that insult_*
@@srinivaschilakala216 me too
'' I have Senu. It's pretty serious, actually.'' ''Wha- what's Senu?'' ''Senu TO JESUS !'' had me dying...🤣🤣
My new favorite thing he now says 😂
Best one out of the lot
I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud at this
It’s like the old “what’s Nunya?” “Nunya beeswax!”
Fr
"Keep mewing and you unlock homeless rizz" was personal 💀
Fr
3:02 my brain can't take these words with this accent, someone help me 😭
Sooooo cringeeee
@@herovoltsy2123 yeah it's cringe. But here it's satirical so I get it
Lol
He's talking in brainrot
lol
2:51 I don’t know how live footage of Steven reacting to his own rise to stardom got into this video, but I’m here for it 😂
it's Steven's turn to say “What Da Hail You Say To Me”💯🔥👌 👏👏👏🤣
This gave me Joker movie vibes
"Fortnite!? Keep playing and it will be _grabs sword_ NITE NITE FOR YOU!!"
i can't xD
That one killed me too 😂😂😂☠️☠️💀
I played that part back so many times.
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
That was Gold
"Where you live?! Tilted Towers?"
"Teach I'm just looksmaxxing"
"Try brainmaxxing" got me
"Keep mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz".
"Fortnite? Keep playing, it will be nite nite for you!"
"I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub".
"I'm a blue-eyed white dragonn, and I will send you to the Shadow Realm...!"
Those lines cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i denfiney need this
Best quotes
You forgot "Like how the milk fanum taxed your dad"
Lines had 😂😂😂fn
Nah, they would make every single teacher quit.
they already are
In my Gen Z days, I have seen Teachers tougher that they actually gave me a serious emotional damage and they are not even Asians 😭😭😭
I’m a middle school teacher and I hear “What the Sigma?” about 200x a day
@@wagonwheel9499 I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck.
Get vietnam era drill instructors, and watch the fun unfold, "to easy HALF RIGHT"
Fun fact at 2:41: That’s 25 me’s chanting “emotional damage” at the same time. I legit had a proper recording session for those, with a condenser microphone, headphones and click track. I even mixed them and panned them off to the sides, so that the middle of the stereo field wouldn’t be so crowded.
If you have no idea what any of that means, don’t worry. I go to music school, so I’m just applying what I’ve learned so far.
Bros a time traveler
The video just came out how are 1 hour early
it cane out 24 seconds ago HOW DID YOU GET TO 2:41
@@quillerancefr tho
How did u time travel
3:13 voicecrack LOL
LOL
Emotional damage is still the best meme we’ve ever got! Thank you for emotional damage
HE WILL SEND YOU TO JEEESUS LAH
@@ayushthealpha3574 dollar menu sounds about right 😅
YO, MY SKIBIDI W RIZZ 10 GYAT better thank your aura
“I got w rizz”
“Keep mewing and then u unlock homeless rizz”
Got me rolling all on the floor😂😂
yea, i won't mew a lot now.
I love how the board says:
Failure #101
a²+b²=Disappointment
(you)=Failure
Failure=🩴
*can of Beijing Corn* =📈
XD
Aw yes, the true intellectual course I signed up for.
I also liked how one of the students was wearing an insane amount of ties around his head XD
The 'what the sigma?' at the end was amazing. This is the video that best represents gen alpha language. A masterpiece.
Why is it so accurate🤣
“Emotional damage” will always be an unforgotten meme
Yessss
"Emotional damage" will live on!
... probably longer than we will
i give it like 4 years, max
The meme still be alive even Steven is no longer
I even heard kids at my daughters primary school mimic it over here in the Netherlands 💀
“How you gonna fanum tax my vibe tho” Teacher : “Kyle just like how the milk fanum taxed your dad” 😂🤣
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
You got that one😅
@@StevenHe if you had a gf would she be called StevenShe
@@bruh4138 fr
This man is famous for two words, emotional damage
As a Emotional Damaged person, I agree..
Yes
He found a way to reach these keeeeeids.
Fr😂
@@Omega-jg4oqlol😂
"Please Gyat yourself together, guys"
Just Epic
Steven’s Dad: I have Senu it’s serious
Student: Senu what’s that
Steven’s Dad: Senu TO JESUS 😂😂😂
Best line of the video right here!! 😅😅😅
"you won't be livvy-ing in a minute"
No he promising this folks 😂
"I can feel my braincells making toast in the bathtub" was BRILLIANT! I cannot wait to use that. Great job!
Thanks to these videos I now tell my kid all the time “I raised a donut” and he tells me I “sound like how dust tastes”.
They’re perfect insults that you can’t help but laugh at; I hope you get plenty of opportunity to use this new one!
2:14 my classmates when at 5 grade started to spam saying emotional damage in hk
2:45 "👏🏽-👏🏽-👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" in the background took me out 😂
Fr bro
😂
I love how Steven just KICKS the whiteboard out of pure frustration 😂
The zingers in this one were really good!
Yeah that whiteboard was destroyed by the end of the video
@@StevenHe RIP whiteboard took too much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
@@ToxicPea*braindamage
@@StevenHe RIP Whiteboard ✝️
[*]
Senu TO JESUS caught me off guard when he yelled 😆.
Absolutely LOST it! I don't often laugh out loud, but when I do I"m watching a Steven He video.
I love the look of Steven watching himself initiate 5% of the vocabulary of an entire generation.
He didn't make this stuff up. It's how all the "cool" 12-year-olds talk.
@@selohcin i am 12 and i don't understand a single word. am i not real? am i only a simulation? is reality even exists?
@@zwiebellachrymose001me every single day:
@@zwiebellachrymose001 Thats good if you don't understand a single world, I'm 16 and I understand like two words which is already too many
Yeah as someone who’s not technically either gen alpha or gen z, half my class says these things and I’m in the half that doesn’t. I only (sort of) understand some of it because some classmates explained it to me. It’s just so dumb.
0:45 bro really said keep mewing and you will unlock homeless rizz 😂😂😂😂
More like
Ohio
🤖
Mewing isn’t even Gen Alpha. It’s been around for at least 10 years
Wow really? I had no idea! It’s not like that’s the exact words that came out of his mouth or anything.
@@gezza18 wha?
i've never heard it before until 2024
and i've been online for quiet awhile
0:50 “FORTNITE?! Keep playing and it’ll be NITE NITE For YOU!!”
That joke had me rolling, great script writing!
I wonder why the timed comment section didn't show this until I posted my own 0:51 comment 🤔
"Keep mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz" 😂😂😂 that was a good one.
1:06 “better than negative poor-a” 😂
Prank em john
"You are on edge of Unemployment ".😂😂
His Videos just keep getting better and it's worth the wait.
Sorry these longform ones are taking a while, I’ve been uploading ~1 short sketch a day on TH-cam shorts and ig reels
its ok Mr He! Ur comedy is always making me feel better after dealing with my idiot brother every day
0:54 “WHERE U LIVE TILTED TOWERS?!?!?” Got me dying 😂😂 ‘Then proceeds to kick board’ 😂🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Edit: YOOOO Tysm for the 190 likes it’s the highest I’ve ever gotten 💀
“My name is.. Me- Memphis Tennessee”
LOL AHAHAHA WHEN YOU SAID "FORTNITE KEEP PLAYING IT WOULD BE NIGHT NIGHT FOR YOU AHHA😂" AND WHEN YOU SAID "NEGATIVE AURA MORE LIKE NEGATIVE POOR-A😂😂" the ending was so unexpected😂😂😂
honestly, Steven's scriptwriting is insane. I'm taking a course that focuses on scriptwriting and storytelling, so Steven is a HUGE inspiration 😂 😂
2:54 this part was giving me some Homelander vibes 😅😂
Yessir
If Homelander was Asian@@StevenHe
Same here, that was nicely done.
@@StevenHe Stevenlander
This part gave me Joker movie vibes
*"Skibidi Rizz"*
Steven's Dad: *so you have chosen death*
Keep playing it will be nite nite for you😂 killed me
“YOUR GRADES MORE COOKED THAN FRIED CHICKEN”💀
Steven He in his Asian GEN ALPHA LOLZ
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😂😂😂😂
0:51 "keep playing it'll be nite nite for you" actually got me so bad 😂😂
As an Asian student in HK, I can definitely confirm that gen alpha is absolutely messed up, and we need Steven as our teacher💀
As a Gen Alpha I kind of agree with our generation being a bit crazy, and I feel like us imitating popular people is negative for the already bad mental health going around these days, I don't think that we're messed up, respectfully. As there are still so many acts of kindness going around today (someone of my generation I didn't know well bought me lunch the other day for no reason), and while people are wearing tighter masks they are also still spreading joy. My main concern for my generation is our mental health on a personal level, as I feel like it's hard to get real with others due to social stigmas.
Thanks for reading, if you did. Or thanks either way for reading this part :)
@apostrophe-of-calamity How are you two so wise? Lol you're 12!
As a Millennial I am actually proud of Gen Alpha. We raised them to question everything as we did already and now they put it to the next level while speaking sarcasm and positive nihilism fluently. For example: Skibidi Toilet often misunderstood as a product of lack of intelligence is actually just the nonsense fun we loved in the early days of the internet, where no stupid massivley advertized high performer BS was the big thing but fking stupid animated GIFs we laughed at with our whole hearts. This next generation will top anything we did. Show us the way Gen A! GG!
@@alec8451 Thanks for the compliment :)
@Nexahexaflexa Agreed. I'm a millenial too and I used to get my early memes from The Demented Cartoon Movie, Homestar Runner, Don Herrzfeldt's Rejected and Ebaum's World (REALLY dating myself here). I was like 10-12 when those were a thing. Same exact sense of humor.
1:32 That's gotta be Steven's loudest "I will send you to Jesus" yet.
Yeh
"Like how the milk fanum taxed your dad" That felt personal💀
NO WAY HE PULLED AN ACTUAL SWORD WHEN HE SAID "KEEP PLAYING AND IT WILL BE NITE NITE FOR YOU"
1:58. Kyle how did the milk fanum tax ur dad got me 😂😂😂
I don’t think most people got that line…
😂
@@StevenHei did lol
@@StevenHe i didn't get it, it got me
Me too
2:42
Steven's Dad: They Love me
Haha yes
The steven dad EMOTIONAL DAMAGE empire
@@StevenHe Bro became homelander for a second there
The slow smile was perfect🤣
1:08
I actually expected "Negative Aura better than Failure Aura"
2:11 emotional damage!
We’re cooked if gen alpha doesn’t grow out of this
good luck w gen beta
don't worry just be ready to quote them back years later when they're trying to be taken seriously.
Oh god what if they dont.. then they become old enough to become president... and brain rot songs become the us anthem.
YOUR USING SLANG RIGHT NOW😢😢😢😢😢
Y'all aready are
0:09 The face of a dad about to throw a piece of footwear at their little failure.
As someone who spent like a good 2 hours researching all gen alpha slang, as you do, I can claim that this video is actually fairly accurate with the meaning of the words
Impressive scholar
Wait, they actually talk like that?
I thought it was a joke
@@jonypalmseed As a middle school teacher...yes, they do.
@@jonypalmseed Their whole generation is a joke
@@leviberg2377and as a middle schooler I can confirm that my generation is stoo-bid
Of course I’m listening to this with big dawgs stuck in my head😂
Steven He making fun of himself at 2:22 is priceless :))))
“Negative Aura better than your negative Poor-a”
That was one of the many hilarious lines in this video
Some times it’s the punchlines that make no sense that get me
@@StevenHe *”E”*
I am a blue eyes white dragon And I'm gonna send you to the shadow realm wha so funny I was Almost knock out of how funny it was. 2:03
That’s a nice throwback for us millennials
Even Steven uses the blue eyes white dragon.
I love Yu-Gi-Oh so awesome reference @StevenHe
@@StevenHe :)😊
@@StevenHeBLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON WHIGHT LIGHTNING ATACK
3:01 We we're too late brothers, the brainrot darkness had already consumed the most powerful being there is...
It’s a joke 🤦
@@jurassicjuice2479 And that is a joke too man
@@RorroYT-SAR I know but given the context and the current state of these phrases it’s hard to tell.
"Steven roasts himself and roasts himself back for almost 4 minutes straight."
But how many minutes gay?
That’s pretty much my entire channel
@@vijayanand665020 seconds so .3 mins ig
1:33 i expected this lol
Im the Jesus
@@TrickyJebusPRAISE JESUS
@@Glitchywastakenagain HELL YEA
@@TrickyJebusGOD PLS SMITE GEN ALPHA KIDS
@@GlitchywastakenagainAs an atheist I fully agree
2:10 at last, a cure for the Gen alpha pandemic of skibbidi 😃
"I can feel my braincells making toast in the bathtub." Brilliant lol
"i can feel my brain cells making toast in the bath tub"
I love this line
This is honestly the best roast I could have imagined; that katana point was everything 😂😂😂
2:35 - he has acknowledged his creation
"Keeping mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz" 😂😂
2:16 Cue live remix of *e-MO-tio-nal DA-mage!!* 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
Steven He screaming emotional damage and teaching parents how to manage their failure to now just being a sigma by still screaming emotional damage 😂
2:30 SAME THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYDAY I’m about to die
did he actually notice me and HEART MY COMMENT 😭
2:35 asian homelander
Emotional damage never gets old
It will survive forever
0:52 The way he said that line was so personal and funny as hell 💀💀
"I can feel My brain cells making toast in the bathtub" has gotta be my favorite line
1:22 I love how a piece of the frame that fell chipped off
2:10 the iconic line…
The best line
The ultimate line.....
The ultamite line…….
0:25 u won’t be livv-ing in a minute!
😂😂😂
I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub, has gotta be one of the funniest thing í have ever heard😂
“Please gyatt yourself together guys” 😂
1:23 OH NO HE BROKE THE PICTURE FRAME
I like how the whiteboard disappears after that then comes back lopsided🤣
How did it reappeared by its self😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:05 Send this generation to Jesus for this one line alone
I’m a gen alpha and I think skibidi toilet isn’t even fun
“Yo let me cook tho”
"your grades are more cooked than a BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN"
"Keep mewing , you'll unlock homeless rizz " 😂😂😂😂😂
I got Senu hit so hard 😂
That Homelander smiling-face Asian Dad (Steven He) made was not him being proud that he could communicate to his students in Gen-Alpha but him coping with the fact that he is a relic to them.
That is why he started to re-branded his speech towards his son (I wonder how old he is, if Timmy is 9 years old with 15 years experience). LOL !!!
With Gigguk (Garnt) also knowing (American) Gen-Alpha; I need to start learning too, if they don't include subtitles for translation.
this is where i feel the GULF separating gen z and alpha...
because no matter how much time i spend on socials or the internet in general, i do not understand a single one of these words/ phrases despite looking them up on urandictionary (not asking for definitions here, no need to explain, i sincerely don't care. just wanted to express my thoughts)
so now i feel old...
i am NINETEEN.
gen alpha scares the shit out of me.
(but even though i don't understand, the video is hilarious. keep making fun of this generation please, Steven 😭🤣)
I’m 19 too, and if kids are seriously going around talking like this our society is even more retarded than I already thought 🤦♂️
I am very close to being Gen-Alpha, but I refuse to accept that pitiful existence. Please rescue me from this zombie horde of Gen Alphas, I need sanity. They are going to be the end of all humanity.
@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia understandable...just stay with us 🥲
@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-XiaSave yourself. Time & experience will help you.
@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia same situation
but not exactly
i have to hear
skibidi
all the time wherever i go
i've started saying some of the stuff
like
"lock in"
"cook"
ect
but not dumb stuff
like
"skibidi"
"rizz"
"gyatt"
"fanumtax"
or whatever
"Guys gyatt yourselves together" 😂
1:47 I ALMOST KAI CE-SHAT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!
"I AM BLUE EYED WHITE DRAGON AND ILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" 🤣
"Emotional Damage?"
0:10 the whiteboard lol
Everything equals failure and disappointment XD
When he said u won’t be living anymore that make go to da heaven
Real "How do yo do, fellow kids" energy.
bro said every gen a word that exists 💀
"Please gyatt youself together guys!!" WHY WAS THIS SOUND WAY MORE FUNNIER THAN IT ALREADY IS!!❤❤🤣🤣😍😍🤩🤩😜😜
0:19 i was dying at that part😂