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- Most Fun I've had in months, tell me if you'd like to see me make more of your skit ideas!
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another geeking out skit but instead its a hired assasin, the target, and the boss.
the assasin has successfully kidnapped the target and the boss orders him to kill the target through call/walkie-talkie. the assasin says smth like "any last words" to the target. then the target compliments the assasin on smth and they end up geeking out. then the boss is just on the other end of the call confused af 😂
ok I have to make this one
@@StevenHe ok I'll be expecting this
nicee
everyone expect this
Lmfaoo good one
Hyped
Steven's dad teaching financial sense to the guy who kidnapped his son is phawkeen hilarious. Even when their son is in danger, Asian parents will look for discount.
“phawkeen” 😂
Atleast he more expensive then rice.
Im liking for use of the word phawkeen. Im using that!
You missed it not only did he want a discount but he demanded 20k the original kidnappers price to take his son back. Coming on 30 years with 4 sons I would of asked for double.....
actually no
This is literal gold. You get an excuse to make weird af skits, it makes the community happy, and it's less work. Win/win!
EXACTLY
@StephenHe is a professional famous person at this point.
@@aaronturner2609 Stephen he???????????
@@Blaze-bs5pg It's his cousin StephenHe
@@StevenHe Good for business
"Can I have a discount, you have a slightly below average product." that statement just wrecked me right from the start. lol.
Commenter - "why asians don't get kidnapped"
China - *visibly nervous and dripping with sweat*
Imagine Steven's father starts roasting Steven as usual but father's father comes in the room and starts roasting him. 😂
Thats a great idea! I love it
If you loop it infinitely we could figure out where the first man actually came from
YES! YOU ARE A GENIUS!
"When I was a kid we were so poor I actually had to build the school then teach myself !"
Love this!!
How about a skit where Steven finds a time machine and goes back in time to see how his dad ACTUALLY got to school when he was his age?
That's good
then he calls his dad a failure
and throws a slipper at him
Until it turns out his dad was never lying at all
@@averysj69 His dad would be like, "What took you so long? When I was 7, I already went on three trips back in time."
smort
A asian google maps that expects you to know where to turn and when you don't turn it calls you a failure.
"Cyber Monday coming up you have do do some sales. Its good for business." Love it
"Steven got as much talent as a celery" got me laughing on the floor 🤣
Celery is probably more famous than Steven. Just because more people buy celery than are subscribed to Steven.
@@KdinIsHere Exactly! But then again celery tastes like failure.
@@ItzDarkTrax it tastes like if water could get moldy
@@KdinIsHere It genuinely tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.
Oooooh, a celery ... yeah, that makes way more sense than a Celebi. (even though it's typing is mediocre among legendary pokémon, that many type weaknesses is rough)
Asian Dads dealing with Ransom is comedy gold. In my case, my dad might say to the police: “He’ll manage on his own but make sure you reach on time.”
@Goofy ahh I was thinking more like...
th-cam.com/video/aKQHT05pGvI/w-d-xo.html
If I were to say that y’all would call me racist…
@Don't Read My Profile Picture okay
Kidnapper: I want 100,000$ cash or you never see him again!!!!
Asian dad: he just came out as gay, has wasted his college money and wants learn painting art, refuses to get a job and his own place, plays video games all day….. you pay me 100,000 to take him back!!!! By the way, he is ugly and fat so you won’t any sex trafficking money of him. His health is horrible so his organs are useless and have no value.
@@dylanbruhhh4208 c'mon racist is only when u hv a malicious 'intent' in ur delivery..
a skit where stevens dad finds another steven from a different universe but is perfect in every way
I really liked the skits. Especially the past one, where the subtitles was translating the noises instead of what the actors were saying 😂😂
I loved how after he realized he could put subtitles, he only got a few actual words before the subtitles said things like “wind noises” lol That was great. Excellent work again Steven!
thank you amanda!
@@StevenHe keep up the good work, your videos are hilarious
That's also painfully relatable
I love that Steven's father sold Steven back to himself, and also that Steven knew exactly how much to charge on the kidnapper's bank card
3:54, OMG! Yes! Hollywood has been flooded with terrible audio engineers filling films with bad mixes for a decade! I'm glad someone submitted that one. Bad mixes drive me up a wall! You have to max the volume just to hear the crushed vocals, then something unpredictable happens, the music and sound effects are boosted, and they blow your freaking speakers and get your lease terminated for noise violations lol
Okay, caught me by surprise at 2:23. That was absolutely wonderful, I love The Merry Go Round of Life.
Movie suggestion: How main characters can talk SO much and the bad guys just politely wait for them to finish
That's actually brilliant! I love it
Part 2: Bad guy monologues but the heroes is busy on their phone updating their socials.
Lol, this is exactly what I have thought so many times watching movies and anime. In Sailor moon she could transform herself taking all the time she wanted and the enemy was always there just waiting for her to be ready to fight 🤣
@@Alinda1308 *Winx club flashbacks 💀💀
@@StevenHe This is kinda bad, but can you do a skit about some piano student being years locked up in like a single small room with only piano and to get out he would need to play the whole Rush E-song.
2:17
Anyone who can play the theme song to Howl's Moving Castle so well has my respect
true
I knew it was from Miyazaki films. 😊
you're a man of culture i see
@@StevenHe Howl's Moving Castle was my favorite anime for a certain period of time and Sophie was my first love when I was little
Yes
Skit: Asian dad discovers that the lights are electric and makes Steven look like a failure for not inventing them..
I love that piece from "spirited away" you played it beautifully 😊 love your videos
Respect for Steven, a man who got rejected so many times for being himself, constantly being told he wouldn't be able to do it , but he has the last laugh 💚
All because you believe in me. Thank you for being here
@@StevenHe dude you have some sick glasses my guy
@@StevenHe and can you do why Asians don't go through drive-thru
@@fierceflammiko3650 lol one day
@@StevenHe always mate 🥹
I love this channel!!!! Thank you, Steven, for sharing your comedy skills!!
Loved it! You play piano so beautiful 😢. Great sketches, please do more
A horror skit where Steven becomes so perfect in everything he does, Steven's Dad takes emotional damage because he's been defining himself by his son's failure and hunt for success, ending starts on a wholesome note about how family is important and everyone having emotional damage with tense music in the background, but ends in Steven's Dad waking up in a sweat from a nightmare. Something along those lines :D
Wow ... excellent idea !
society:- failure is not an option.
steven he:- you can always be a professional failure. 👌👌
A *_successful_* professional failure with his own failure management.
A failurologist
[noun]: An expert, most likely with a PhD, invested in the failure studies.
Stumbled upon you recently, and my god man, youre a breath of fresh air. You keep me rolling lol. Funny idea popped into my head "Why Asians arent Truck Drivers" Would be an interesting bit.
This man's imagination is amazing.
4:10
Steven's Dad would be like:
"My Son's such a failure, he can't even do lip reading"
'Asian parent reads bedtime stories'
we have some really weird stories, and having steven's dad edit them to asian version would be great
That’s a good idea😂
@@StevenHe how old are you?
I'd totally watch that. And the morale of the story would be like 'and the wolf was killed because he was a FAI-LU-RE"
Steven's dad commenting on bedtime stories and children's books would be epic. Everything from Dr. Seuss to all the weird German ones, there's a lot of material there.
I imagine him completely tearing them apart (metaphorically, but maybe physically too) for how ridiculous they are, and severly misrepresenting the moral of the story.
@@JustinKindle you ask too many questions. @Steven He is a man of mystery.
A timeline where Steven is a success
I like how it's all formatted like it's on tiktok (all in center frame) but is still filmed in landscape, very nice
Steven he is the only one that can make us laugh by doing the most simple of things.
the cgi part was probably my favourite
@Goofy ahh no it's not
Steven gets a an adopted new sister who excel at everything and his dad teared with joy but the fun part is that she is an employee of the company "Rent a successful Asian children" and Steven's mother the one who rented her.
The skit about the action scenes had me rolling as I just had the same reaction last night, grabbing the remote and saying “turn on the subtitles! I can’t understand what is happening!”
Is that Rolex?! I think we're all being held hostage.
Skit idea: Steven's dad is being wholesome and seems genuinely proud of Steven but it's April Fools and he's just doing it because he knows it will mess with Steven
Max emotional damage
fbi pls if you're reading this please put this user on the black list
THIS!
Wanna see it
Very effective 👌🏼
A skit where Steven travels back in time to accomplish EVERYTHING his dad wanted him to do leaving his dad with nothing to roast him with.
That would be the last video of this channel
Good idea making his dad loose the will to live not because his son is awful but because his son is perfect
@@StevenHe non cannon to the lore
Then Steven’s dad goes back in time, roasts Steven for it goes back to the present, smacks current Steven in the face,
Then stops him from actually doing all of those things again,
Then ascend to become a Time lord
And in the end Steven discovers that Steven is his own father. And that is why they look the same.
I just love your videos and creativity so much! Hahahah! They're so hilarious! Hugs from Portugal!
I like how good you play the piano and the hitting and throwing of the duck is so funny
4 skits and a reel of bloopers? Wooo what a great way to start the week! This instantly cured one of my depression episodes. Tysm Steven! Would love to see more!
got it! making the next one now
@@StevenHe :D
I still always love how your acting is so good that Steven and Steven's Dad really feel like 2 different characters, keep it up man!
I love the way he turned the situation around.
*Steven paying with the kidnappers card
one of the best i have seen online
Do a skit where you encounter the personification of emotional damage and he's really nice and supportive
HAAAAA that's kinda good
Emotional Damage: "Wait! There's merch with my name on it? What the Hail?"
0:19 "Can I have a discount?" That caught me off guard ngl.
I don’t know if Steven is a father or not but his instinct in his videos always scares me of how accurate is this🤣
So funny! Really great videos. I jumped when the duck quaked! You have such a cute laugh.
Oh man the dialogue being drowned out by action is so painful…I LOVE IT!
This is just like when the characters talk so low you can’t even understand what they are saying
Then you have to raise the volume because the subtitles are either ahead or behind the actual dialogue which is horribly distracting only to immediately met with a sudden, deafening music score.
Not to mention when you turn it back down only to have the characters begin talking just as quietly again.
Imagine if he does a skit where Steven is at a family reunion and it's all his aunties, uncles, grandparents, etc. It would be like an army of Steven's dad 😂
He kinda did, in the music lessons failure management video
Fr that should be the next skit, and whole bunch of Asian stevens saying weird funny Asian stuff
@@SkiWi6 I agree with this.
Love the song you chose to play on the piano, Howl's Moving Castle is the best
with my parents thered be an additional "shell eat all your food too so that will cost extra"
Skit idea: Steven goes back in time and sees his dad. He finds out his dad was a *HUGE FAILURE* when he was younger but he then sympathizes and understand why his dad wants him to be successful
Love this Idea!!!!!
Steven He please do this idea!! 💡
This could be a full movie.. XD
And then after subtitles plot twist where father timetraveled before Steven and make younger himself to pretend to be a failure, while really running business with one leg and fighting lions with another
Grandfather has a company called Hongkong Hotdogs.
Can we appreciate Steven's Asian piano skills? I'd love to hear more.
Yes
Merry Go Round
@@hafuwida Howl's Moving Castle is amazing
That piano part was actually flawless❤
I've been watching u for months man... thank you for entertaining us.
3:57 Man, are we ever going to get to see the rest of this? The visual effects are crazy! You almost can't tell they added them in post!
yes indeed. we hired the top CGI artists and gave the year to work on it
@@StevenHe Ya mean the fix it in post button
Looks that one scene in harry potter
@@fierceflammiko3650 Woah, sauerkraut is a type of cabbage? The more you know!
okay, but is no one going to talk about how good his piano playing sounded? like damn, merry-go-round of life is already a really hard piece and he made it sound heavenly
We need a full length version please???
Ya, i was so pleasantly surprised. Oh, but remember he's got Asian parents, so it shouldn't be that much of a stretch. Wish I could have played like that after 10 years of piano lessons. Now my 16 year old son is teaching me new songs using the "watch-a-piano on screen play the notes and memorize." Of course he's only mastered his right hand and doesn't know the notes he's playing, but I'm still impressed. Maybe us Americans have way too low of standards. Which is better I wonder?
Most Asian parents expect their kids to make something out of their hobbies. For ex. I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, it would be kinda bad if I couldn’t play smoothly lmao. Would say it’s both a good and bad thing because parents are very supportive of helping their kids grow talent, but it can be a ton of pressure
@@cmoloney9647 There's nothing wrong with learning a different way, even if he never learns how to read notes. A lot of Asians are classically trained in piano and/or violin but most of us will never use it past high school age. Music ends up being a hobby - so I say as long you and your son are having fun, there is no "better" or "worse" :)
NAH “FINISHER BIRD” WAS UNCALLED FOR 💀💀
I LOVE HOW YOU SHOW THE MISTAKES AT THE END
Skit idea: Steven's Dad and Steven go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and everyone who works there has a PHD or Masters, even the staff's children, and they're nine. One is even a master chef
Wow. For some reason I thought that was completely realistic
"Can I have a discount?" Priceless🤣
Here's a skit idea, "Asians at the Drive Thru"
I love your piano playing!
The haunting melody 😂 Thank you so much!!!!!
I hate it when subtitles do that for shows like *Explosion* or *Raindrops* but thank you Steven for the laughs 😂❤
yeah like I need to see *Explosion when the screen shows an explosions
I freakin rage each time someone starts speaking a foreign/made up language and I turn on the subtitles, only for it to say [foreign language]...like I guess I'll never know then, lol.
@@Kr.m.h. character on a show: starts speaking spainish
5:23 "Click on the click button"
Click button is high
That first one was a modernized Ransom of Red Chief and I LOVE IT
Having the sound affects in the subtitles
Genius
Man I feel that pain with the last part. Always hated it how you can never hear what there saying in a movie so you turn it up so loud that when the action finally starts its like the whole room is shaking and your in a war zone.
The kidnap scenario makes me think Asians would be the absolute BEST at being a negotiator.
They'll always win the conversation somehow or someway through beration.
that has been my experience so far.
@Goofy ahh stop spaming your links everywhere, thats kinda sus pal
Yeah
The one where they suggested one where the background is so loud that you can't hear the actors: THEY DO THAT ALREADY WITH *EVERY* *SINGLE* MOVIE!!!!!!!!
I love how Steven throws a pillow :D
I officially hire Steven He as my therapist
yes sir.
jealousy
Expecting a paycheck soon, 20 thousand dollar
Yes, skit where Steven goes to a therapist for failure management and it's his uncle.
3:45 "IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE"!?
Just imagine if steven dad got job offer as an idol and making a music where he just roast his son (steven) with his music..
Steven! These videos are great! I am not Asian, but I would love a series of videos where Dad and Son try food from different cultures. I am Greek, and I would love Dad's take on gyros and Moussaka! Or seeing Son cook for Dad and being served emotional damage in return for his effort on a meal.
when Steven uploads, it instantly makes my day a lot better.
Joelle! thank you! that's so kind of you
agreed
The movie effects and/or music drowning on what characters are saying is so on point and got me full ugly belly laughing at 1000% power.
LOVE the song you decided to play on the piano was that from one of Miyazaki's films
'Steven got as much talent as a celery' is a very good simile and probably gonna get A+ in next term of English
0:50 "why would i want him back"
i was expecting the parent to say "exactly!"
Just proving once again that every Asian kid is a prodigy. Thanks, Steven! 👍
na bro having to pay to give the kid back is crazy 💀
Comedy Sketch: How ASIANS celebrate Halloween.
This needs to become a series for sure, this was brilliant!
Steven's dad talking about his son's life insurance seems like it'd be prime roast material.
NOT hearing “what the haillll hello Beijing Embassy” was the mist jarring part of these skits
The behind the scenes are gold too 🤣
I got a suggested video:
Steven explaining to asian dad what bollywood films are after catching Steven watching one, and asian dad's reaction to the info.
Keep up the awesome work Steven, you keep us entertained!
Where Steven is a bunch of different characters at once and it's absolute chaos-
just the way I like it
Oh, or if Steven is cosplaying a character like Harry Potter or someone idk and Stevens dad walks in and starts insulting him just the way that character's dad would 😆
✨ Chaos ✨
Or if Steven is a part time package delivery guy and has to deliver something to his own house...
@@high_lady0fthedesk
(Steven He dad voice) "Whaaaaaaat daaaaa hail?! You trying to dress up as the Harry Potter? Harry Potter kill the Voldemort. You can't even kill a MOsQuiTO!"
Ok i did not know what to expect when i clicked but im glad the algorithm recommend you to me you are hysterically hilarious i have to keep r pausing or rewinding because i cant stop laughing.
Please make a dream where you play a "free-to-play pay to win game" with 20 special editions and 50,000 updates a week
This man never failed to make me laugh
Thank you mate
@dontbesurprised. What the fricken heck is dat
@@BlueDonutKitty report, but never mention please ❤️ it will only up their relevance.
@@StevenHe no i gotta thank you
For making me happy every day
@@lucbloom ah- ok thx for telling me xp
Do one where young Steven and his friends make a competition out of who has received the most emotional damage for no particular reason at all, because we've all been there.
Also, I adore your content and you are one of the few channels I have bothered to turn on notifications for (ik it's a weird compliment, but that's just the first thing that came to mind lol). Thank you so much for single-handedly making TH-cam such a vibrant place!
POV: Every Asian Kid.
Other kids around the world: Flexing how much nice stuff their parents have done for them.
Asian kids: Flexing how much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE you've got
"Steven is intelligent as a celebi" got me rolling on the floor lol. 😂😂
The words. "Failure Management" on an orange background is sure a clever design for only a sweat shirt for sale Steven.
I love the fact that you picked Howl’s moving castle for the piano. Honestly a duck is close enough to a cobra chicken I think it’s a valid nightmare.
4:27 this is why I need subtitles in my life 💀🥲
Ngl those lasers were pretty well edited XD
Emotional Damage -> Painful
The asian sketches never fail to disappoint