Plssss respond. Could you do a video of a how to survive you're Asian family a tutorial or something? Love you're work. You mean so much to me keeping me laugjhing in hard times.
Amen. He is coming again. We all must bow down to the true king. He is kind and loving. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist4
@@StevenHe: ☝ In the context of this channel, those words feel like the setup for several good punchlines. Ex: ["The Dad']: Therapy homework so bad, teacher need more therapist than can help!
I hope this isnt his plea of hez forreal feelimg guilty hd lmows hes truly free and is chinese. Most chimese cant say that what ccp wants is not what they want or thwy dissapear.
As someone who talks to GPT 3.5 a lot for work, I was expecting: Steven: "I came all the way from China to go to Chinatown." AsianGPT 2: "As of the information in Sept 2021, it was your father who swam from with his right foot China while his left foot was busy working on Beijing Corn."
“The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you” “You don’t need a workout you need a miracle” These hits were so effective my soul left my body. Thank you ChatGPT 😭😭😭
I couldn't stop laughing through this whole sketch. Steven is such a good actor that I forgot that the other two characters in the sketch dunking on him are also played by him. I didn't think he could make "go to Starbucks/Kumon" funny over & over but somehow he did. (Probably those little noises he made after facing rejection over & over helped).
This joke was already made in Role Models, by Paul Rudd in relation to the size of coffee cups. Change the original term used of “stupid” to “dumb” & ta-daaa, a recycled phone alert sound.
You should make a video where Steven is auditioning for a role in a film where he needs to play his dad and his dad keeps interrupting the audition to make fun of and correcting him
Filial piety is the virtue of exhibiting the proper love and respect for one's parents, elders, and ancestors, particularly within the context of Confucian, Chinese Buddhist, and Daoist ethics.
"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy... Then realize you can't afford it" I laughed hard for 30 seconds then I started crying because it was too relatable. 🤣
Hi, Steven. I’m Deaf and I appreciate seeing captions in your videos. But with this one…the captions stopped at 3:43 (when you decided the video “ended,” and you went into the commentary or bloopers or something. That stuff may not seem important to you, but since you feel it’s good enough to be shared with your hearing viewers, you might as well caption that stuff. Thanks, and again, I enjoy your videos (when it’s fully captioned).
God, the never-ending stream of Starbucks jokes made me laugh so hard, and that was before I remembered that Timmy already worked there. Maybe the two could meet up and be professional failures together! And then Asian GPT going off on a rant about everything that was on sale had me rolling on the floor. Steven's Dad would be proud.
A humorous masterpiece by the renowned playwright Steven, renowned for his wit and mastery of comedic timing. This classic comedy showcases Steven's exceptional ability to craft clever and amusing dialogue, bringing joy and laughter to audiences around the world. With its well-developed characters, hilarious situations, and expertly delivered punchlines, this play exemplifies Steven's professionalism in the realm of comedy. It is a testament to his talent and dedication to the art form, leaving a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of experiencing his work.
Mom: I care about you mental health. If you ever need to talk with me or need some help ill be here for you. Also Mom: Me: Mom im depressed. My Mom: CAUSE YOUR ALWAYS ON THAT DAMN PHONE-
I have to admit Steven is the only person on TH-cam that makes me actually laugh out loud. Like some people are amusing, maybe makes me smile however Steven breaks me every time. It's probably because I grew up with Asian parents.
"Hey Asian APT, can you order me some food from like DoorDash?" "Walk and get it yourself you chubby dumpling. Last time I saw something as inactive as you I was watching a bear in hibernation."
One of my favorite lines in this skit! Imagine swimming all the way from China to America, then running dozens of miles and climbing mountains just to reach Chinatown🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I'm surprised Steven He still manages to keep himself up and kicking since making these types of video will eat away his sanity. Huge respect for you, man! You never fail to deliver high quality humor.
I was watching the video in my college library, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face but I suddenly burst out into laughter on the " you can't afford it " part and everyone started judging me 😭😭
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Pin me pls
OMG HEY
Hi
Legend has it that everytime ChatGPT is asked a question it can’t answer, it always asks Steven’s dad.
fr
Real
ChatGPT: Um, me, or my Asian counterpart?
Yes
AsianGPT2* the next level in technology
"Imagine a very nice, clean respectable place you want to live in. and imagine you can't afford it." hit me harder than bricks in a spin cycle.
Very nice meditation. Until the end
@@StevenHecheese
That immediately “un-Zens” you 😂
im rich
Welcome to Vancouver. All traffic, all the time.
Steven's Dad as ChatAI would be so freaking Epic.
i need asian GPT
I'd be scared but in a better way than I am about AI in general hahah
HAHAAA community guidelines are sweating right now
Plssss respond. Could you do a video of a how to survive you're Asian family a tutorial or something? Love you're work. You mean so much to me keeping me laugjhing in hard times.
Amen. He is coming again. We all must bow down to the true king. He is kind and loving. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist4
Bro the “NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK U UGLY” got me so hard XDDD
Same
ayo
Maybe…rephrase that?
It probably what Steven was thinking anyway
Honestly it would probably be more effective than anything else he would say. xD
1:47 “MUSIC?!! Only scale you can high is the bathroom scale” got me laughing so hard on the floor 😂😂
I read it just as it played! 🤣🤣🤣
Did he said skibidi
@@Cr3perprocraftyno one says that shit
Bro sacrifices his emotional state every video, mad respect
😂😂~ thank you for your sacrifice Steven 😭👍✨
Yes. It hurts.
@@StevenHe 😢
Kumon
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
The amount of emotional damage in this video was off the rails LMAO
Also, as an Asian child the Kumon part was so relatable, depressing flashbacks
Ugh, it's been decades and I still can't escape the spectre of Kumon exercise sheets.
NO KUMON
This channel is my therapy class
I wanted to make a joke about seeing an actual therapist, but I couldn't find a way to make it funny or not incredibly mean. I feel ashamed.
It's not that bad.
What's really impressive is that Steven consistently writes three-minute continuous roasts of himself. What a legend
Yup. This channel is just my therapy homework
@@StevenHe: ☝ In the context of this channel, those words feel like the setup for several good punchlines.
Ex:
["The Dad']: Therapy homework so bad, teacher need more therapist than can help!
True
I don't think he's that creative, he just says what his father already says to him
I hope this isnt his plea of hez forreal feelimg guilty hd lmows hes truly free and is chinese. Most chimese cant say that what ccp wants is not what they want or thwy dissapear.
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire... making cereal" LMAO!!! 🤣🤣
As someone who talks to GPT 3.5 a lot for work, I was expecting:
Steven: "I came all the way from China to go to Chinatown."
AsianGPT 2: "As of the information in Sept 2021, it was your father who swam from with his right foot China while his left foot was busy working on Beijing Corn."
Don't forget that he couldn't use his hands, as his right hand was fighting 3 lions and his left was inventing calculus
🤣
“The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you”
“You don’t need a workout you need a miracle”
These hits were so effective my soul left my body. Thank you ChatGPT 😭😭😭
Emotionally damaged me with this post
"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy..."
"Then realize you can't afford it." 💀
*Asian GPT
Literally me.
@@noseboop4354That was my favorite one. Although this video is packed with gems, it's hard to choose the best line.
"Set the kitchen on fire, making cereal" 😂
hi big fan
Hey Ian!
big fan dude keep up the goofy work
Omg are you the vampire from Fortnite?
"I didn't know one could burn juice."
Bro made an entire YT channel out of dissing himself, mad respect!
😅
And has 10M subs, so jokes on us? 😂
Yes sir.
@@StevenHeI wanna see you insult/roast asian ChatGPT as revenge one time just to see what would happen XD
Kingchris embarrasses himself on the internet
1:49 “The only scale you can go high is the bathroom scale”
That was cleaner than that house he couldn’t afford 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
Hands down the funniest video I've seen for a bit, had me rolling at the "set fire to the kitchen making cereal" SLAM CUT
I couldn't stop laughing through this whole sketch. Steven is such a good actor that I forgot that the other two characters in the sketch dunking on him are also played by him. I didn't think he could make "go to Starbucks/Kumon" funny over & over but somehow he did. (Probably those little noises he made after facing rejection over & over helped).
Haha I went hard on the roasts this video. The emotional damage was real
@@StevenHeyes very Real mr asian i am a Fan🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉 will you give me dumpling
@@StevenHeit was one of your best videos in months
@@yandoc8885 that racist
@@DogeMinecraftlog no
"No, Last time you set the kitchen on fire, Making cereal" that got me😂😂😂
Same lol
Is this a Simpsons reference?
ikr got me too
@@ajitadonismanilal9105 Homer got it earlier. 😉th-cam.com/video/a-DlCdhsIIU/w-d-xo.htmlsi=N8m6tgbe_yYLKzFl
Man your jokes are hilarious. Mad respect for you. Keep up the good work
"How are you dumb in three languages ?"😂😂😂😂😂 iconic
😂😂😂
This joke was already made in Role
Models, by Paul Rudd in relation to the size of coffee cups. Change the original term used of “stupid” to “dumb” & ta-daaa, a recycled phone alert sound.
Yeah if your dumb in three languages than your probably dumb in all
2:26 'That sounds about right.'😂😂😂I can't lol
3:09 That one there was an emotional damage 😂😂
You should make a video where Steven is auditioning for a role in a film where he needs to play his dad and his dad keeps interrupting the audition to make fun of and correcting him
That actually sounds really cool!
Yes get this to 4k likes
That is really cool
Please make this comment famous
Steven he needs to see itttt!!!!!!!
“You don’t need a workout you need a miracle”😂
I love the fact that no matter how many times Steven gets failed by ChatAPT, he still uses it
Filial piety is the virtue of exhibiting the proper love and respect for one's parents, elders, and ancestors, particularly within the context of Confucian, Chinese Buddhist, and Daoist ethics.
1:45 I'M DYING THE HUMOR LOL
1:05 “oh ok ok I understand” was outrageous😭🙏
2:38 "I've got a low calorie snack for you: air" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
My parents sometimes jokingly tell me to eat air before they make food that takes a long time to make. 😂
"Imagine a place that brings you joy.
Then realise you can't afford it"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
3:35 That was a fart of relief, you can't convince me otherwise
0:39
that roast was actually genius but i COMPLETELY predicted it at the same time 😭
Every time I watch a Steven he video I laugh about 9 million times
The bathroom scale roast was so good. Honestly, I love this type of humor in general.
"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy... Then realize you can't afford it"
I laughed hard for 30 seconds then I started crying because it was too relatable. 🤣
not me im rich boi
1:06 That hit harder than it needed to 💀
We've all been there. Except for me. I manage to fail in different ways.
@@Echo_419 We all do 👍 glad to be in this together
It always hits hard coming from Steven's Dad or AsianGPT 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣
By chance, did you used to work at Starbucks, Megan?
@@verentyee5413 No, this editing stuff is my first job 👍
@@megan_l_yt Gotcha, keep up the good work!
Missed out on saying “HOW ABOUT FOCUS ON YOUR FAILURE” at 0:37
Hi, Steven. I’m Deaf and I appreciate seeing captions in your videos. But with this one…the captions stopped at 3:43 (when you decided the video “ended,” and you went into the commentary or bloopers or something. That stuff may not seem important to you, but since you feel it’s good enough to be shared with your hearing viewers, you might as well caption that stuff. Thanks, and again, I enjoy your videos (when it’s fully captioned).
God, the never-ending stream of Starbucks jokes made me laugh so hard, and that was before I remembered that Timmy already worked there. Maybe the two could meet up and be professional failures together!
And then Asian GPT going off on a rant about everything that was on sale had me rolling on the floor. Steven's Dad would be proud.
Haha I’m pretty sure Timmy also invented starbucks
"If dollar store is too expensive, you can see pigeons in the subway" 😂
This guy doesn’t miss! Steven’s channel has grown 10x over the last 1-2yrs. Absolutely phenomenal!
"NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK YOU UGLY" had me rolling on the floor!
Bros got to make more chat GPT videos, I was literaly dying from laughter😂😂😂
Rumor has it the nicest thing ChatGPT has done for Steven is to order him a Starbucks uniform
Haha😂😂😂 also be aware of the imposter me in the comments
@@StevenHe Yes , I know that 😄
@@StevenHe hello
1:40 “AsianGPT? I want to be a successful TH-camr”
“Oh nice! What is it about homelessness that attracts you?” 😂
"You don't need workout , you need miracle" . This line is absolutely epic 😂
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire, making cereal" - AsianGPT
A humorous masterpiece by the renowned playwright Steven, renowned for his wit and mastery of comedic timing. This classic comedy showcases Steven's exceptional ability to craft clever and amusing dialogue, bringing joy and laughter to audiences around the world. With its well-developed characters, hilarious situations, and expertly delivered punchlines, this play exemplifies Steven's professionalism in the realm of comedy. It is a testament to his talent and dedication to the art form, leaving a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of experiencing his work.
I can tell this is not written by chatgpt. Because chatgpt has no idea who I am
Well what if I told you it is
Sad. It should@@StevenHe
Dude used AsianGPT 4
"last time you try cooking you set kitchen on fire making cereal" got me laughing hard XD
"You don't need a workout, you need a miracle." lol
Last time you set the kitchen on fire by making cereals😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom: I care about you mental health. If you ever need to talk with me or need some help ill be here for you.
Also Mom:
Me: Mom im depressed.
My Mom: CAUSE YOUR ALWAYS ON THAT DAMN PHONE-
I love how Steven already crying even before the ChatGPT finished the sentence
Not even Steven's Dad can emotinally damage Steven this goo- oh wait xD
1:24 okay THAT was a leg too far. That one hit a little too close to home.
I have to admit Steven is the only person on TH-cam that makes me actually laugh out loud.
Like some people are amusing, maybe makes me smile however Steven breaks me every time.
It's probably because I grew up with Asian parents.
I appreciate that so much❤ I’m starting to make other videos outside of the growing up in China stories. I hope you like them!
I do not have Asian parents, but this video had me laughing out loud too.
0:53 that cry got me dead😂
Fr
I want a roast battle between AsianGPT and Stevens dad
"The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you" 💀💀💀💀
0:50 "cries in ugly"
*but steven isn't ugly* 😂
Lol fr 🗿☠️
It should be cries in ugly and homeless (but Steven isn't ugly or homeless)
Emotional damage
0:42 Steven died from emotional damage 😂😂
Thank u for identifying the sound of dying inside, was hearing it for years and now i know 😂
You should write a book called "Emotional Damage: An illustrated guide on how to manage your failure"
The best steven video in quite a while.. this did not give me emotional damage, gave me emotional fatality..
3:09
“Gives you time to cope with the rejection, lah.”
O O F .
Didn't laugh at first but he got me after that one 😂😂
"Hey Asian APT, can you order me some food from like DoorDash?"
"Walk and get it yourself you chubby dumpling. Last time I saw something as inactive as you I was watching a bear in hibernation."
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire making cereal" is bro cooking his Lucky Charms 💀
2:53 is super duper funny
“Imagine a very, nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy. Then realize you can’t afford it”
This hits hard.
“You don’t need a workout, you need a miracle” story of my life 🤣
2:28 the steamer lid in the fridge was the tipping point. 😂😂😂
You caught that😂
@@StevenHehi
At this point, Steven has endured more childhood trauma than the younglings Anakin killed.
"Your cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you."
How have I never heard this burn before?
We all know ChatGPT is the result of Steven's dad left foot starting a business.
“I came all the way from China, to go to China town” that killed me 😂
That sounds abt right! 😂
One of my favorite lines in this skit! Imagine swimming all the way from China to America, then running dozens of miles and climbing mountains just to reach Chinatown🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Yep, I've seen them. 🤣
I'm surprised Steven He still manages to keep himself up and kicking since making these types of video will eat away his sanity. Huge respect for you, man! You never fail to deliver high quality humor.
Steven: "How can I be successful?"
Ai: "Don't be Steven"
the reaction Steven had when it said he set the kitchen on fire with cereal got me
3:04 "Gives you time to cope with the rejection lah." 😆
One day AsianGpt will be released so we can spread the emotional damage to our friends.
Nice. I’d probably just use it on myself
I cringed when Kumon appeared in the background 😂 0:59
1:54 I really thought he was going to say "Steven gets a job"
“Imagine a nice clean, respectable place that brings you joy-and then realize you can’t afford it.” 😂
Bro I swear Steven always finds a way to make anything funny 😂❤
2:47
“Last time you set di kitchen on FIYAH making cereal!
😂😂😂😂.
I need Steven's dad in my GPS so he can emotionally damage me the entire trip.
"why didn't you turn even a cat could get it"
HAAAA that’s a fantastic idea
@@StevenHeI want your dad as my Google maps voice!
Amazing he still used it after the first roast, the amount of long lasting emotional damage it can provide is mind blowing, parents just got replaced.
"Last night you set the kitchen on fire... making cereal"
*Breaks down in failure*
I swear any time I attempt to relax it's exactly as ChatGPT 2 said. Imagine your happy place than realize you will never afford it.
I had to watch this video 3 times I laughed so hard. It made me forget about my pain. Thanks Stephen. Love you ❤.
It is believed that the amount of Emotional Damage dished out in this video is the highest ever recorded in human history
In AsianGPT, you don't ask the question and get the answer, you get roasted and toasted by getting boasted at.
"The only scale you can go high on is the bathroom scale" lmao
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire....making cereal." I'm crying. 😂😂🤣 This man is a gem.
2:07 Or 4 months ago...
Emotional damage
"you dont need a workout routine you need a miracle"
that line his harder than my dad 💀
“You don’t need a workout, you need a miracle”
😂😂😂😂
Last time you set the kitchen on fire making cerial 😂
I was watching the video in my college library, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face but I suddenly burst out into laughter on the " you can't afford it " part and everyone started judging me 😭😭
*"Nothing can beat asian intelligence"*
-issac newton
That Kumon hits me hard. As a fellow Asian, I know how it feels to be in that sacred place. 😭😭
I’m also an Asian and I know how it feels to.
"you don't need a workout, you need a miracle!" 😅that was personal
“They don’t give figurines to background actors” 😂