As someone who works in a chiropractic office, I can confirm that stretching out upside down like that (so long as you don't fall on your head of course or stay there for more than ~15 minutes) is very helpful for making sure your spinal discs decompress and stretch out again. Great for longterm spinal care. Also, the table that Steven was thinking of (at least, the 'medical' version) is called an Inversion Table.
I gotta be honest; I love all the normal vids and sketches and stuff, but these vids are now my favorite things just because of Megan’s editing and whenever she cuts into the videos. Like it’s so well done it actually elevates the comedy and the quality of the video.
Steven, I want to say thank you. Last night we were watching this video with one of my closest friends and laughing together. I never imagined that would be the last time I would see him laugh because a couple of hours later he passed away. I’m glad bc at least I was able to say goodbye to him with a laugh so once again thank you for the opportunity.
Call a corn company, offer to dress up their next promotion package with a limitted edition all around sticker of Beijin Corn (buy 10 get 10 or 1$ becomes 99cts,) and boom! We can officially buy Beijin Corn! We want Beijin Corn. We need Beijin Corn. Young Generation will grow up with Beijin Corn, the first corn garanteed anti-failure and all corn certified Free of Emotional Damages!!!
I just imagine Steven walking around outside to go to a shop or whatever and some Asian kid is walking with his parents and the kid points to Steven and says “Mother, look, a failure”
I cannot state how true that is.... We had hundred students in our class.... ALL of the parents wanted them to be THE topper..... As a result there was a crying festival on the report card day... 99 people thought there life was over and they were failures 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they all see these videos now.... Love from India ❤️
Beijing corn: secondary weapon: + Can give you teleporting powers. Force’s you to get A+. Get to your ennemy extra emotional damage by hits. - Emotional damage to yourself if miss shots. Be a failure. Universal sign of peace: You’re a failure.
I think the "someone get this man a burger"-gasm edit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why it hits so hard, but it's so damn funny.
9:09 "What? I'm using my phone to film this. Wanna talk about budget? 'Cause ya' boy broke as FU- Steven, this is a joke, please don't buy me a camera. Or maybe you could- no! Please don't do it!"
5:05 reminded me when at my school, you’d close the classroom door and the hinges would be too loose, so you would close the door with the least amount of force and it would be loud. It makes me feel like they were made that way to get us in trouble 😂
I use to hide in the clothes racks when we shopped at Kmart( sadly no longer around). Best fun memories I can remember in the 70’s without getting into trouble! Lol 😂
"The red sun in the sky" "the failure in the sky " "farewell to Slovakia" "farewell to f-" "Poland has not yet perished" "Beijing corn has not yet perished"
9:07 when I watched that video for the 7th time, I realized it wasn't cuz the templates, it's the camera when her hand move fast Hmmmm, Steven he fair battle?
I can give you science stuff about hanging upside down. It activates your vestibular, proprioceptive, interoceptive, visual and tactile sensory systems, which in turn can help someone regulate. Fancy words for when upside down, body too busy to be actively sad or anxious.
Doctor Lawyer is a Korean TV show where the surgeon switch his career into a lawyer. It also involve a lot of detective work and a lot of pissed off people complaining about the doctors and surgeon failing at their jobs that they might end/kill their beloved people's lives.
Hey hey hey, glad you came today! Need to wash your *emotional damage* away? It’s not that hard just open the Reddit Report Card! Love the intro. Just love it.
Steven's editor is underrated
Seriously.... We love ❤️ Megan ❤️
petition for megan and editor-san to make a video together, exposing all the cringe moments of steven and twoset 💀
@@cottoncandye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Megan, Megan, Megan
Is she the editor of 2set violin as well? I suspect she is.
Dude Steven's laugh is the best thing ever 😂
His laugh is contacious
I AGREE
AGREE
“Wash your emotional damage away…”
Me: Yeah but you’re gonna still be a *FAILURE*
Failures Together Strong!
F A I L U R E
@@Pabloelement failures together strong
@@walker96284 yes
Thats very true😂
Doesn't matter that they're not siblings, I like the term "Steven She", especially since it's also a fun reference
They aren’t siblings?
STEVEN……….. SHE
Fun fact....when you travel to space, your parents still think you should have been a doctor.
lol 69
*TRIGGERED*
Just be a paramedic and travel to space, your parents will have nothing to say.
Hmmmm good to know
As someone who works in a chiropractic office, I can confirm that stretching out upside down like that (so long as you don't fall on your head of course or stay there for more than ~15 minutes) is very helpful for making sure your spinal discs decompress and stretch out again. Great for longterm spinal care. Also, the table that Steven was thinking of (at least, the 'medical' version) is called an Inversion Table.
The fighting stance Steven hit at the end looked amazing😂😂👌
Megan we assumed you were related because we couldn’t imagine a failure like steven could afford anyone to help him who wasn’t 😂
You gotta admit Megan kind of looks like she is related to Steven but then again could be because of asian factor and facial structure
Yeah, seriously tho she really does look like Stephen here
😊😊😊😊😊😊
I gotta be honest; I love all the normal vids and sketches and stuff, but these vids are now my favorite things just because of Megan’s editing and whenever she cuts into the videos. Like it’s so well done it actually elevates the comedy and the quality of the video.
Thanks! I’m glad you like my bits!
Steven, I want to say thank you. Last night we were watching this video with one of my closest friends and laughing together. I never imagined that would be the last time I would see him laugh because a couple of hours later he passed away. I’m glad bc at least I was able to say goodbye to him with a laugh so once again thank you for the opportunity.
Megan receiving raw footage from steven labeled reddit report card: "oh shit here we go again"
That’s pretty accurate 😂
#BuyHerACamera lets trend this
@hunterirish2617if you’re talking abt the song in the beginning, it’s the rrc intro. There’s a demo of it on Megan’s (the editor) channel
I wanted to protest about the failure to give us a proper closing but this is actually on brand. So yes, A+
Yo Steven give ur editor a raise
agreed
@@stevenhelive then do it
@@stevenhelive bro saw this video like 2 weeks ago
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on Steve he shorts channel
@@krishjain8472 me too
You mean Steven She?
These are fire!
Also, love seeing Megan!❤
You mean Steven She (Sorry Megan I don't make the rules).
Glad you enjoyed!
4:46 Oh god its even worse when you've just finished an argument with your parents
Thank you all so much. It's so great to watch. I really appreciate all the hard work and fun you all have doing these.
YOU HAVE REACHED THE POTATO
Yay
Call a corn company, offer to dress up their next promotion package with a limitted edition all around sticker of Beijin Corn (buy 10 get 10 or 1$ becomes 99cts,) and boom! We can officially buy Beijin Corn!
We want Beijin Corn.
We need Beijin Corn.
Young Generation will grow up with Beijin Corn, the first corn garanteed anti-failure and all corn certified Free of Emotional Damages!!!
I just imagine Steven walking around outside to go to a shop or whatever and some Asian kid is walking with his parents and the kid points to Steven and says “Mother, look, a failure”
I cannot state how true that is.... We had hundred students in our class.... ALL of the parents wanted them to be THE topper..... As a result there was a crying festival on the report card day... 99 people thought there life was over and they were failures 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they all see these videos now.... Love from India ❤️
Steven's editor cracks me up every time she does something even just looking
I love this second channel so much! And yay for Megan cameo
Yay! I’m glad you’re here!
2:28 I literally did that last week, in the store while shopping.
next time we see Steven he'll be 3 inches taller
Haha LMAO😂
Beijing corn: secondary weapon:
+
Can give you teleporting powers.
Force’s you to get A+.
Get to your ennemy extra emotional damage by hits.
-
Emotional damage to yourself if miss shots.
Be a failure.
Universal sign of peace:
You’re a failure.
Not sure how many of you are Nefarious fans but when Steven's editor typed "Thx boss", it reminded me of Becky replying to Crow.
The intro 😂🤣 I love it 🤣🤣🤣
That jingle was fire
I think the "someone get this man a burger"-gasm edit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why it hits so hard, but it's so damn funny.
petition to have megan and steven do a reddit report card together
5:00 wait till you accidentally slam the door right after your parents scold you
Accidentally slamming the door is literally every childs fear
I love these report cards!! 😁😁❤❤ pls never stop posting Steven!
Ah the portion of emotional damage was just right
9:09
"What? I'm using my phone to film this. Wanna talk about budget? 'Cause ya' boy broke as FU-
Steven, this is a joke, please don't buy me a camera. Or maybe you could- no! Please don't do it!"
That intro slaps!
The bench Steven was talking about is called an “inversion table” it works really well for stretching out your spine
Drinking Emotional Damage while watching this is superior
So help me, if Emotional Damage CAN'T come back, next flavor needs to be lemonade with title "Beijing Corn"
When you expected a new upload but it is a re-upload: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Jokes apart, Megan should get a raise
fun fact: this was unlisted and you could watch it when you went to this channel’s ‘home’.
HAAAAA I didn't even know that
yeah i believe this released like 3 weeks ago…
it was even posted to his shorts channel as well btw
Steven: *Starts video*
Me: Wonders why I can hear anything.
Steven: *drinks emotional damage*
Me: "Oh I forgot I'm on mut-" *Turn volume on*
Steven: *"FORTY THOUSAND FAILURES!"*
😂😂😂😂😂 I would like your comment again, but I can’t do that.😢 1:14
Love the theme song
Broke as Fuuucccc- 9:13
My quality of life increases greatly whenever this comes out
SAME!😂 LMAO
“It is limited edition
And the link is in the description.”
-Top Best Slogans of All Time.
most: apes together strong
steven: *failures together strong*
Just got Emotional Damage from Gamer Supps! Thanks man, it tastes delicious!!!
The domination comment at the beginning earned my sub immediately XD
I am a failure.
I have been damaged emotionally.
...and I am proud
5:05 reminded me when at my school, you’d close the classroom door and the hinges would be too loose, so you would close the door with the least amount of force and it would be loud. It makes me feel like they were made that way to get us in trouble 😂
OH MY GOD THERE'S A THEME SONG NOW!!! Steven your editor is amazing :)
3:41- best song of life
calculus
10:07 i was literally eating lays, i had to check if it was lays or "legs"
10:18 in india lays cost 10 rupees and that mean inflation dont apply to legs
Am so proud of him
I could have sworn he blew up even more since last time I saw his followers he is no failure
❤
Everything about this channel is DELIGHTFUL--EVEN THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. 😂😂😎😎
9:15 STEVEN DON'T LISTEN TO HER, BUY THE CAMERA!!
Love your intro as always
Its funny and cute with not annoying
I love the fact that this channel is essentially megans channel
Oops
11:32 the way he slapped the hat off that guy
😂😂😂😂
Congrats on 40k failures! Also give your editor a raise because the edits are🔥
I always get scared when I accidentally close my room door a little too hard.
You’re lucky I broke my door, but the worst part is it’s not fully broken so I can’t shut my door.😢
@@fullcirclefarmva I feel for you bro, my room didn't even have a door for the first few months we lived in our mobile home 😞
Other kids: U slam doors, u barely survive your parents
Me: U slam the doors, u hope, that the glass stays there even after u slam them xD
I use to hide in the clothes racks when we shopped at Kmart( sadly no longer around). Best fun memories I can remember in the 70’s without getting into trouble! Lol 😂
"The red sun in the sky" "the failure in the sky " "farewell to Slovakia" "farewell to f-" "Poland has not yet perished" "Beijing corn has not yet perished"
5:07 i have experienced that😂😅
5:45 From now on, we all will call him.. "Steven Heehee".
“It’s just me on this channel”
Steven’s Editor carrying the channel: 😢
Nothing better than starting my day with a bag of *legs* !
Lol The Intro Reminds me of every nickelodeon cartoon in 2010
Me: When are you gonna be proud of me? My Asian mom: When ur not gonna be a failure anymore
9:07 when I watched that video for the 7th time, I realized it wasn't cuz the templates, it's the camera when her hand move fast
Hmmmm, Steven he fair battle?
The Steven universe ✨
We are the failures and we won't save the day
Steven… He is a legend fr
A hybrid legal and medical drama would bring in the fans. Bonus points for dramedy.
I can give you science stuff about hanging upside down. It activates your vestibular, proprioceptive, interoceptive, visual and tactile sensory systems, which in turn can help someone regulate.
Fancy words for when upside down, body too busy to be actively sad or anxious.
Matpat: DID SOMEONE SAY LOOOOOOOOOOORE????
Yes
You’ve got to respect the editor
Thanks!
U should also sell emotional therapy along with emotional damage lmao
"Keep on managing failuh, lah"
-Steven's father LOL
I did something like that survey but made a ad about Beijing corn and made a can of one.
the intro song is a bop. I relate to this on a broke as fudge level
Megan:we're NOT siblings.
My mind:OMG STEVEN HE HAS A SISTER!!!!!!😮😮😮😮
bro needs his own 2D video game with references from his work put into it
Steven: you made me!
Stevens dad: did i made you to be a failure
5:03 this is why i watch this video so i can take my emotional damage, cuz i just do it like 10 minute before i watch this
me when steven says emotional damage is limited edition: so when its gone, everyone happy exept asian parents
Doctor Lawyer is a Korean TV show where the surgeon switch his career into a lawyer. It also involve a lot of detective work and a lot of pissed off people complaining about the doctors and surgeon failing at their jobs that they might end/kill their beloved people's lives.
Ngl Megan’s cameo is the best part of the weejio
Inversion table. You want an inversion table. It will help elongate your emotional failure.
My parents: you get good grades you get a good job and you get good money.
Legs: Cost 1Rs(1$=70Rs)
Me: Too expensive
When is the new video coming out and I enjoy these reddit videos 🔥🔥❤️
Hey hey hey, glad you came today! Need to wash your *emotional damage* away? It’s not that hard just open the Reddit Report Card!
Love the intro. Just love it.
Thanks!
steven:why would anyone make a series called dr lawyer
no one : because WE ARE ASIANS
Steven your not the only one to sense the fear of closing the door hard no but the worst is when you do it after a argument
Emotional damage drink, tastes like failure.
This theme song is gonna be the only one on my playlist 😂
teach said we can write anything we want. Me: * writes lyrics of the intro of redit report card* teach + class: what da hail