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Thanos VS Steven He
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ค. 2025
- When Iron man puts himself in great danger it's Steven's dad who has to save the day, but not before scolding the young man
With his mighty slipper and the power of asian he shows Thanos the true meaning of beijing corn
anyway, hope you enjoy watching! this video has been a while in the making (a while before the idea appeared on Steven's reddit report card if you're wonedering)
This video is better than my entire channel.
what's your IG?
No way! The man, the myth, the legend, the CEO of Beijing corn himself!
I'm so honored honestly, this is my dream
P.S. I don't have an IG, but I can make one if needed
Fun fact: I was in the middle of making this video and my heart dropped when someone mentioned the idea on Reddit report card
But then it turned into my favorite joke in the video (infinity scone)
This is what you call The Asian Ending like this was truly wonderful
This must be the best day of your life, I’ve saw som of your content and yes they seem to be good, the editing on the video is lengendary so I’m subing, you too Steven He I forgot to do that, I know I should have done that a long time ago, now that’s a failure moment. (I’m half Chinese).
Are you Timmy?
I'm not in liberty to discuss this information 😅
btw I DMd you on IG (@evrey_time1)
lol
Steven he is cool
I actually am I’m part of the Timmy group in school and I’m timmy
@@timmy12347 that says on the name
“I can cook minute ramen in 58 seconds”
“Impossible”
Dang he got him
It was minute ramen… not minute rice
@@zulabdrahman7575 they didn't said 1 instant ramen but it's the whole ramen from all universe can be cooked in 58 seconds
@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8
atheis be like (not me) :
nah bro your religion history are too weird and you said yesus die and sacrifices him self so everyone sins will be forgiven? ok so why people still can go to hell if everyone sins was forgiven?
I knew he lost from that time
2:41
1:03 he flinched when Steven said "dumb," this is perfect editing
“He got 15 years work Experience!”
“If you consider failure experience.”
“WAT DA HAIL!?”
Thanos with that comeback was insane
My favorite part
3:34 to 3:42
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@jbear5155Same.
Yep ‘do you consider failure experience’
I gave that one to Thanos. Then he ended with the ‘you couldn’t live with your own failure as his last words to haunt Steven’s dad.
TOO GOOD 😂
Imagine winning 14 million times and the 1 time you lost an Asian guy who was trying to cook infinity stones calls you *FAILURE*
That right there , is emotional damage
@@randomstuffguy478subtitles made some moments like 3:46 even funnier When Steven ask what thanos masterdegree is😂
And i love that baelin just randomly wanderes through the portal😂
😂😂 lol
Who cares if he’s Asian🙎♂️
No one can defeat Steven he because he is the final boss of asian
Steven He : *activates Asian mode*
Thanos : *dies of emotional damage*
I got no time😢
I got no time to live😢
I got no time to live and I can't say goodbye😢
And I'm regretting having memories
Of my friends who they used to be
Beside me before they left me to die💀
And I know this is😢
I know this is the truth😢
'Cause I've been staring at my death so many times☠
These scary monsters roaming in the halls👹
I wish I could just block the doors
And stay in bed until the clock will chime
I have resistance to Frost, Fire, Air, Earth, Nature, Holy, Shadow, Physical, Arcane, Psionic dmg type!!!
How about emotional dmg class?
@@TSC225sSo my flashlight's on, I'll stay up till dawn, I got this headache and my life's on the line
I agree
Facts lol!
Thanos: “All of that for a drop of my blood”
Steven He: “You A failure Tony Stark“
"TIMMY LEARNED CALCULUS FROM THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS!!!"
"It's a simple calculus."
"HE'S NINE!!!!"
🤣
With 15 years experience. 😂
If you consider failure an experience
Wat da hail????
You don't know how *EASY YOU HAVE IT!*
TIMMY LEARNED CALCULUS FROM THE BACK OF *MILK CARTONS!*
Thanos was not ready to play on Asian difficulty.
😂
He could not live with his own failure
Where did that bring him? Back to He
he did manage to live longer than most
lol
„15 years of experience, he’s only 9 years old.“ Gets me every time.
bro was on the grind pre-conception
The Ash Ketchum experience
Bro just work before your born I have 160 years of experience I am 13
Nah bro I have 1 million years of experience,I'm 16
Is he studying since he was in heaven?
That appearance or Rowan the a Farmer NPC as retired Farmer Thanos was off the cuff! Well played.
idk whats more amazing: the editing or the fact that someone looked at steven and said "what if he was in avengers"
*Both*
Both
Or the fact that he actually responded
Wasn’t he? I can’t remember now
both
Steven defeated a 5 hour plot line in about 6 minutes but it caused him to reflect on all the emotional damage he's caused on his son for being a failure before being interrupted by the fisherman NPC. Crossover of the century 🤯
The fisherman's name is Baelin.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodohe skipped the dialogue where the fishermen says his name
@@weeblordgaming6062 SKIP!
@@MyRegardsToTheDodoCURSe yOU BAEL!
HA
Steven frying the infinity stones in the frying pan while saying "taste the failure"... is the most Steven He thing I've ever seen.
I genuinely double checked to make sure this wasn’t a Steven He vid 😂
Gordon Ramsay had also apparently cooked the same stones in another video
1:07 "I don't even know who you are", 1:11 "I do", 1:20 "Your so bad at it", 1:24 "CMON", 2:11 "I'm gonna enjoy it very very much", 2:45 "Impossible", 2:55 "Your not the only one cursed with knowledge"
You forgot emotional damage
@@tahleeeza They were doing Thanos dialogue, not Steven He dialogue.
Regardless they forgot some things
@SharkBoyBubz ahh got it. It would be epic if Thanos said that though
“Timmy look like Tom Holland”
This time Tom Holland is actually here to listen to that.
xd
there's something really funny about how the clip cuts to him turning and smiling
lmao
so you tom holland?
You look like “Thank you, next!” 🤣 Gets me every time.
This gave Thanos lots of emotional damage 😱
😂
😂
He getting sent to Jesus
@@Spinogaming487*Hell!
Even Jesus can't save him
Reality is often disappointing
Tony warning Thanos not to fight him like he’s genuinely trying to help him cracked me up
For real
Same
Like it’s a conversation between friends
“Definitely don’t want to dance with this guy”
“I do”
0:50 its hilarous how when steven he goes in the other avengers look at him like they didnt want him to be here but cap is just happy lol
"Where's your masters degree?"
entire army f*cking fades
LOL
wow the masters degree is really that strong?
The power of emotional damage
same here bro, my dad dissapear
They were all aspiring actors 😂
The way you stitched all their lines together into surprisingly coherent dialogues was nothing short of an obra maestra
This was fr better than the movie itself
Iron Man: *Dies*
Timmy’s Dad: “Such a failure” “Timmy, rewind time”
XD
I think adding taught
Yep, he did so la Pago de Venos family Dad got you down the night owl who are you? Yeah trying to be a man you own man I want you well like him. I want him the big guy us Gladys Noah not my king army come out and everything jelly alone, Yannis***o do you know you’re gay again cut you got this you got dick you got dick cause you all avenger and I can’t do one now. Well, do you want your tea you want the tea yeah you down yeah Donville you almost got played. don’t do it again.
Timmy's Dad: Timmy go back even farther, save Black Widow and Vision too
Steven's Dad: Steven couldn't do that, he too busy going back to save Rhodey
Timmy's Dad: Timmy already go back and make Rhodey Terrance Howard again
Steven's Dad: (what da hail...)
4:16 bro really had emotional damage
Thanos-“I don’t even know who u are…” Steven he-“I can smell the failure “
“You cannot live with your own failure.”
This Viva la Dirt League part was just perfect...
Edit; thanks for the likes but I just said a simple statement
YES I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO RECOGNIZE HIM
Ye rowan cutscene was op
I was like wth is vldl doing here 😭
yah that background music gave chills
@VivaLaDirtLeague
"I can cook minute ramen, in 58 second"
".....impossible...."
Got me dying 😂
I can cook it in 1s
@CashbansINCONCEIVABLE!
The Despasito timing and tuning to the trumpets at 1:50 are perfect
This isn’t just the meme. You created a fantastical insert, getting everything close enough to fit. From Steve’s singing and choreography, to dialogue with Thanos. Plus with Balen’s cameo, just topped this as truly off the wall. Absolutely incredible! I laughed so much! Thanks
I imagine Dr Strange watched this on repeat until he was interrupted, felt embarrassed and just said he'd seen only 1 way to defeat Thanos to save explaining what he was really doing
That's canon
Duh
Headcanon: The one they went with in Endgame was just because he didn't like Tony, turns out there were multiple timelines where they won
@@JargonMadjin it was the only outcome where they win with the people they had
In other universes like the one in multiverse of madness they kill thanos but mcu universe didn't have a supreme strange, reed Richard's or a black bolt
The 14000605 universes he saw were the ones where they had the same cards they did
@Codename_storm17i-rp4kg
First of all, there's infinite timelines, there was just no way in hell he was going to see them all. For all we know there could have been multiple timelines where they won and he just didn't have time to see them all.
Second of all, the joke flew over your head, I doubt Strange is petty enough to choose one timeline just because it's the one Tony dies in
I love how they fought for 6 seconds, did random shit for 2 minutes, and then Failure management destroyed Thanos with maximum emotional damage
1:21
This is da way! And nice day for fishing :)
2:46 TIMMY USE CONFUSION
Loki: We use the stones as paperweights.
Steven: Do not waste your food. There are many homeless people.
I didn’t even realize this wasn’t a StevenHe video until after watching it. Nice inclusion of the nice day for fishing guy
Same bro 💀
I ended up subscribing just because Steven He and VLDL were brought together so delightfully
3:53 “Where’s your master’s degree?” Maximum emotional damage.
Dayum
Warlord’s degree.
Masters? Why no PhD. Why not Harvard? Why not Summa Cum Laude? Why not Mayor? Why not CEO? Why not US President? Why not Fortune 100 Bilionaire?....
@@sangbeom6245 “Only degree you get is from being failure!”
If only Thanos remembered his Masters Degree in War and Conquering…
4:52 i just love how hes looking around😂😂😂
I love how Baelin just randomly appears when everything's over
npc of the century, i tell you.
Hey it was a nice day for fishing
@@theRedwoodwarriorIT'S A NICE DAY FOR FISHIN' AIN'T IT?
I was not prepared for Rowan's cameo at the end lmao
😂 rowan would have defeated thanos, by driving him mad
Hahahahha. Manager rown
@@don.geo.thayyilthanos be getting a pay cut
@@josephben9435 Thanos in shambles after he's informed that he's a low socioeconomic peasant
Fr XD
Love how thanos is wearing full armour and he is just wearing shorts. "Not all heroes wear suits."
But isn't he the villian?
@@umuhyacinth6144 Yes he is
He’s a great hero but he went to the Thanos with no suit show some respect to the titan of the United States of the universe.
The greatest part broo its insaneee 5:53🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What the haillll u say
Did u mean 1:53 not 5:53?😂 cuz the pancake ring replacement was funny asf😂
1:31 I can't stop laughing at Steven blocking a frickin laser by kicking his slipper 🤣🤣
if you pause at 1:32 you get his slipper just hitting the laser
and I agree it is hilarious
1:37 Cant forget the part where he goes bonk* bonk* bonk* on a F___ING BLACKHOLE and the blackhole just goes kaboom
and then using his mystical asian powers to change into shorts...
and yet the action was so clean
Never unestimate la chancla
This is technically one of the outcomes Dr Strange saw
No
@@Sponge_Edits-p2s according to the multiverse it is cannon, even if Strange didn’t see it. He only saw a couple million or billion outcomes as opposed to the infinity of the multiverse
@@MaxPower-ke5rq exactly, he got interrupted before he got to 15 million plus futures
@@Sponge_Edits-p2sYes
So it's canon?
Emotional damage used to be psychological but in this it's an actual super power move
Ya true
TBF when Steven's Dad was born, physics wasn't invented yet
3:19 bro roasted him 💀
i did not expect Rowan to be in the same frame with Steven He, u made my day
Finally someone said something about him
Best part of the video XD
It's not Rowan, it's Rodney :D
SAME THAT WAS AN AMAZING APPEARANCE 😂😂😂
Mornin' nice day for fishin' ain't it haha
Steven caused so much emotional damage to Thanos that Thanos just died
lol first
Bro casted vicious mockery
This is one of the best comments i’ve seen.
Nah he got roasted to ashes
Gone, reduced to atoms ⚛️
3:18 I Just Love How Steven Refers To Peter As Timmy
he said "he look like Tom Holland" which is the name of the actor who plays peter.
@@megabradchad8721 Yeah I Know
He meant Timmy is as handsome as Tom Holland the actor.
The character (peter) is as smart as Timmy
@@TheNormalGuy58 HE IS LITERALLY TOM HOLLAND
Stevens ultimate move:EMOTINAL DAMAGE
Thanos literally died of depression. I must say Steven's failure dialogue claused a lot of damage to thanos mental health. or rather emotional damage
(edit:Wow legend is here.)
One might even say.....emotional damage 😅
Fr
Ture
Why attack from the outside if you can attack from the inside
Correction it's emotional damge.😂
Baelin's route went farther than expected
You are THE GOAT if you understand this reference
Lol
We all know Baelin would have destroyed Thanos.
@@nothingimportant5158VLDL for the win!
I seriously wasn't expecting the Epic NPC man reference caught me completely off guard.
"I can cook 15 minute ramen in 15 seconds"
"Impossible" 😂
He said I can cook minute ramen in 58 seconds
@@charliedoherty7166 Lol I heard 15 bc I didn't have subtitles on
@sf1292 he didn't said that at all, you sure you watched the video?
@@ImJeremyHD
It's probably the captions being captions.
He said Minute Ramen in 58 seconds. Fix your ears
1:01 “this kid thick as a dictionary “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello everyone! it's been a long time!
Thank you for your patience.
I'm thinking of only making this type of videos once in a while since it takes much longer to make, but I do like it, what do you think?
Have fun watching!
bro this is fire, cant belive u can make stuff like this and are still under 1k subs. also the last cutscene with viva la dirt leauge was a great touch. vid made my day bruv, pls keep makin more
@@galestormreal I love hearing this , I hope you will enjoy the next videos , also comments like this are making me very happy, so thank you
Wow @randomstuffguy478 this is incredible the editing that u go to make this good of content. It actually looks like the store counter is in the endgame battle field. This editing is out of this world keep going for your dreams and never give up for what u love
Failureeeeeeeeeeeeee
amazing. thanks for this
Vldl at the end caught me totally off guard! Excellent tribute to the great Steven He
Bro, I thought I was alone on that 😂
VLDL WWOOOOHHH
If Baelin fought Steven he's dad, but didn't let him stay at a distance and talk, who would win?
Rowen could obliterate Steven he
WHAT IS BAELIN DOIN??? XDDD
I love how he goes from fighting with stupidly powerful powers, to using his son like a pokemon, to just straight up roasting him. Truly incredible
captions at 4:02 [discovers the power of Asian] 😵💀
I remember being in the cinema and everyone's reaction when Stevens dad came in to beat Thanos. Legendary
Dang you must be a traveler of the multiverse. In my universe it only exists as this video. Steven’s dad wasn’t in the original movie
@@HelpDesk310 Your figured it out! Dr.Timmy Strange teleported me to this universe to spread the word of Steven's dad. But this video shows that this universe has already discovered his message.
The fact you had Steven He in here perfectly but then added VLDL here too, this is such a good video. Very very well done!
veesxdxd
Came to comments just for that did not expect to see baelein
@@theRedwoodwarrior Right!? I was so shocked.
@@theRedwoodwarriorsame here but no idea who baelin is.
@@Hack3RKinG420 it’s the name of the nice day for fishing guy
Absolute S tier editing! This deserves a million views!
Thank you so much
He got them
*has almost 7 million views in 7 months* YOU ARE *not* A FAILURE
0:48 The zoom out got me good
Oh my god. The cameo by Baelin ("Nice day for fishing!") was the perfect icing on top.
I did NOT expect to see VLDL in this 😂😂
Fr
The crossover I never knew I needed, I was sold the moment I saw him walk out (as if the rest of the video wasn't already perfect.)
Rowan is one of the best TH-cam actors on here, but his co-cast members are just as amazing. The fisherman is one of my fav characters from the VLDL's channel.
@@wilddesigns857 Yeah, the VLDL cast is amazing. Rowan is particularly great at playing annoying (or annoyingly flawed) characters. But his versatility is phenomenal.
Steven cooking the infinity stones here is something i actually can imagine him doing it for real 😂
It's a joke that Asians will cook and eat anything.
The way he goes ‘雪花飘飘北风潇潇’ as war cry got me and my bestie so well that she’s currently dying from laughter 😂
Thanos wasn’t ready to fight steven 😂 and emotional damage was my best part 😂
5:22 The look of utter disgust on his face at the thought of having Panda Express finally did it for me, and I laughed so hard I fell down the stairs
Bro didn’t even need to fight. It wasn’t a physical battle, it was an intellectual one all along. Thanos couldn’t take the vicious mockery and turned to dust.
Took emotional damage.
Bro rolled a Nat 20 , but he had advantage.
okay to be fair, thanos put up a good fight
“if you consider failure experience” was RAW
Is nobody gonna talk about how the subtitles say "Emotional Damage", "Minimum Wage" and "Discovers the power of Asian" at 3:54
apparently you are lol
It’s a shared understanding that trencends words
1:59 bro cooking (LET STEVEN COOK!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Love the "nice day for fishin'" guy at the end.
He's from a youtube channel called viva la dirt league. He has a whole movie.
@@TheAngelBacon Baelin is awesome
@@joshcusack422indeed!
I did NOT expect Rowan to be in this video 🤣😭
I was so confused then he appeared right after I read the comment
Exactly
Morning! nice day for fishin aint it, huh huh
Bro! 100% 😂😂😂
Yes! I was thinking his name was Adam. Thanks for jogging my memory.
This was the crossover I didn't know I needed. Absolutely brilliant 😂❤
And the cameo from Bailin was chefs kiss to boot
I love how rowan just appears in video game fashion
perfection
Thanos: If you consider failure experience.
Steven He: That's the closest you've come to damage me.
3:47 "It's a simple calculus" Thanos' famous last words
The fact that I opened TH-cam and this was a suggestion...
Beautiful video, its essentially cinematic. I love how you used the part about how "he looks like Tom Holland" and panned over to him XD
Good work :D
"I will send you to hell" MADE ME ROLL ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂
I think u mean hail
@@joanngayacao1882 haha YEAH
5:29 you guys got together😂😂😂
Rowan's "Morning nice day for fishing ain't it" was the most perfect and unexpected sht that could ever happen in this video 🤣😭
Agreed. Unexpected plot twist so good it put m night shyamalan to shame
The collab we did not ask for, but got
Baelin
@@Volt64boltadventurer
Didn't expect Rowan to show up
The editing is on point, especially the part where Steven battles Thanos at the start
Bro is just a bard casting Vicious Mockery over and over again till they die
🤣 True. Now I have to make a Bard called “Steven’s dad”.
@@ZachSawyer2077 that would actually be hilarious
A D&D reference, always appreciated
@TheStorrman it is good
Vicious Mockery evolved into True Ruthless Taunting
1:20 why bro looks like salesman
0:22 bro this sound always catches off guard I literally feel like it is coming from outside and getting scared😭😅
Same i thought a mosque started sing😂😂😂
Steven he battle cry
3:20 "HE LOOK LIKE TOM HOLLAND YOU LOOK LIKE THANK YOU, NEXT" LMFAOOOOOOO
That line was amazing!
Bro didn’t just make an alternate cut he made an entire storyline 💀
1:13 My man switched places instantly OH MY GOD. Also 1:31 one of my favorite parts
I can’t decide which I like more, the perfectly synced fight to the VFX at the beginning, or the banter between Steven and Thanos.
Imagine Steven he saying superman's "not impressed" dialogue to Darkseid 😂
You might be onto something, I'll think about it
@@randomstuffguy478yeah you should make a video with Steven vs darkseid
The slipper throw at Thanos face was the best part 🤣 Loved this
0:55 gives best shot of it
@@KwyzeeTunesthnx for timestamp cause i can do this all day so funny😂😂
I would sell my leg for this to be in the real movie😂😂😂😂
This is the best 6 minutes of my life, thank you for making this masterpiece
Seems like you're lifeless
Steven He: 雪花飄飄~
Thanos: Visible confusion
everyone's reaction to him showing up is just hilarious. they all look at him like: Who is this and who invited him?
Friday, what just happened?
The army came out and Steven went "More kills babyy!!!"
"I hired my first employee to beat Thanos."
"MYSELF"
Based 💙
Wow this is so well made
Edit: Oh my goodness viva la dirt league cameo even better
the Viva La Dirt NPC crossover LMAO
Nice day for fishin, ain't it
@@koxhecker Hu HA!!
The subtitles are something else 😂😂 Thanos stumbling backwards to [minimum wage] got me dying omg gahhahaha
3:39 was very personal 🤣🤣🤣
4:39 bro the layering in this seen for the desk and steven is amazing. Looked super clean. good job man :)
BRO THE BAELIN CAMEO AT THE END WAS IMMACULATE BRO WHEN DEADPOOL 3 COMES OUT YOU SHOULD MAKE THEM TEAM UP BAELIN AND STEVEN
Sadly, he was too late for the fight...
Mornin'
You know you’re cooked deep fried and grilled when Steven says FAILURE