How to wash your cat

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
  • In this video I give you the insight of how to wash your cat

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  • @demoniccoconut5678
    @demoniccoconut5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8285

    The fact that I took him seriously at first lmaooo

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Demonic Coconut Me too 😂

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      love your name btw lol

    • @demoniccoconut5678
      @demoniccoconut5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Emily Norris thank you, lol.

    • @wekh6465
      @wekh6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      me too 😭

    • @tiffanyalexandria9480
      @tiffanyalexandria9480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao!!!!! 😂😂 so did I !!!!!!

  • @Siilver
    @Siilver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    can't you see the excitement?
    cat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @RxyZAx
      @RxyZAx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @disniesebastien
      @disniesebastien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao 😂

    • @Laureen408
      @Laureen408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao (╹◡╹)

    • @moonbiillust
      @moonbiillust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @moonbiillust
      @moonbiillust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That cat is crying 🤣🤣

  • @olivialeighanne7210
    @olivialeighanne7210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8562

    Him:"They love that"
    Cat: *crying in agony*

  • @deppintt8136
    @deppintt8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Cat: Meows desperately.
    Him: Look at how excited he is.
    Peta: Ok, no problem here.

    • @Anna_m98
      @Anna_m98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AHahahhahahahahah

    • @sandiilovesu4077
      @sandiilovesu4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @saadbunni
      @saadbunni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peta is shit

    • @ernestpaniagua1210
      @ernestpaniagua1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You Sir are one brave soul . I tried it to my cat and she turned in to the cat of Lucifer

    • @ernestpaniagua1210
      @ernestpaniagua1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nice 😅😅😅😅 you're a better man than me 😅🤣😁🤣😂😂

  • @nikkiwhite8391
    @nikkiwhite8391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    “If you bleed it’s all right.” 😂😂😂

    • @MaestroFER
      @MaestroFER 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nikki White
      Hahahhahshs I was abiut to comment the same lol

    • @cryst4lmj3th
      @cryst4lmj3th 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg 666 likes 😎😱😋 xoxo

  • @EC-dg6ti
    @EC-dg6ti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "he's having a great time" *cat screams*

  • @nenam3057
    @nenam3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "If they claws....thats alright....cuz you're a very caring person" lmao

  • @Jayjay-tf4tz
    @Jayjay-tf4tz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    *Spits water on cat
    Him: "They love that"...
    Cat: Yeah and my claws love your back...

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @pointlessanimations901
      @pointlessanimations901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cadejust6777 when you wanna self promote

  • @drydzewskii
    @drydzewskii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    The end should have been: "No cats were harmed in the making of this video, only people."

    • @SUGAR_XYLER
      @SUGAR_XYLER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 Or only me

    • @Kiysha
      @Kiysha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

  • @attiashah5210
    @attiashah5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    1:30
    The guy: everyone is happy and excited
    Cat: *continues to cry*

  • @kyleromus6845
    @kyleromus6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3569

    Favorite line, "Some blood might happen, but that's just part of the process"

    • @ezez679
      @ezez679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BSHA

    • @jaderamirez3352
      @jaderamirez3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You need to cut their nails a little

    • @wesss365
      @wesss365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cats clean themselves you should only wash them when they are kittens

    • @paulrogers1737
      @paulrogers1737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@wesss365 There are times when the cat gets into things and becomes dirty or has diarrhea when you have to wash them.

    • @underwriter100
      @underwriter100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Older cats too, may not have the energy to clean themselves like they used to. Went through that with my 20 year old cat

  • @bellselizabeth7573
    @bellselizabeth7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Are people going to just ignore the fact that he got into the bath with socks on 🤣🤣

    • @gamze5873
      @gamze5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean why with the sooocks 😅😅😅

    • @Commander_HW
      @Commander_HW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's white. White people wear shoes inside of their house, on the sofa, and even to bed! So i'm not surprised with the socks. lol

    • @КатяЛевицкий
      @КатяЛевицкий 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Commander_HW facts

    • @itzpreztige5334
      @itzpreztige5334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Commander_HW well thats not racist at all

    • @Commander_HW
      @Commander_HW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@itzpreztige5334 It's not racist, it's just Profiling. Even FBI uses that tactic

  • @aizawa4520
    @aizawa4520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "You guud homie"
    Cat: *S C R E E C H*

  • @stacyquezada1850
    @stacyquezada1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    Cat: looks like its about to die
    GUY:They love baths

  • @jimcanterak7349
    @jimcanterak7349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    This is a very kind cat. You still have your eyes and skin on you hands. A very cool cat.

    • @nonebussiness7138
      @nonebussiness7138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i agree the cat must love him

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😁

    • @winsomewhiimsy
      @winsomewhiimsy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jim Canterak he has eyes on his hands?

    • @213213yoyo
      @213213yoyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +winsome whiimsy It's like in Pan's Labyrinth.

  • @Randomvideos-tl2in
    @Randomvideos-tl2in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I took him seriously at first then I couldn't stop laughing at his pain. 😂

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @scarletbell6309
    @scarletbell6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    he’s wearing socks in the bath. love that.

    • @ItsWhoIAmItsHowILive
      @ItsWhoIAmItsHowILive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scarlet Bell I thought you meant the cat at first

    • @plumbingstuffinoregon2471
      @plumbingstuffinoregon2471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would make me uncomfortable.

    • @kittendoll5659
      @kittendoll5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I used to shower with socks on thinking that if I didn't I would fall lmao

    • @El_Bryan2k
      @El_Bryan2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bella Marietta stinky

    • @Joshua05005
      @Joshua05005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This triggers me so much

  • @miriamtovar2009
    @miriamtovar2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    1:10 " cats actually love baths " CAT CRIES IN DISAGREEMENT 💀

    • @junkrod1902
      @junkrod1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cat loves them.

  • @MrBeeffeater
    @MrBeeffeater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    I don't even have a cat wtf im doing here

    • @deni6405
      @deni6405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MrBeeffeater saaame

    • @cookiebub1100
      @cookiebub1100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MrBeeffeater thats sad
      You should have a cat

    • @bitchesgetstitches283
      @bitchesgetstitches283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vani808
      @vani808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You ARE the cat.

    • @xikijo3498
      @xikijo3498 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrBeeffeater me too

  • @LS-qo1ub
    @LS-qo1ub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is the best video I ever randomly came across in my life. I have laughed for about 20 mins and watched it about 8 times 🤣🤣

  • @prisillamatias710
    @prisillamatias710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    DID HE JUST GET INTO THE BATH WITH HIS SOCKS ON

    • @chloecox8041
      @chloecox8041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Honey Bees LEGIT

    • @arnemaeschaelck5012
      @arnemaeschaelck5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Honey Bees and all of his other clothes, lol yes

    • @cadaga920
      @cadaga920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honey Bees congratulations you watched the video

    • @AzuraDragonFaether
      @AzuraDragonFaether 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is the content I didn't know I needed. Soild 5 stars and def subscribed

    • @joryrammah9168
      @joryrammah9168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes...

  • @danialuna6711
    @danialuna6711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "Some blood might happen, but that's just part of the process" LMFAO

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dania that cat fudged him up 😂

  • @evieroberts7810
    @evieroberts7810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    If you bleed it's alright 😂

    • @seahawkfan1995
      @seahawkfan1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evie Roberts hell no

    • @koko-xi8dz
      @koko-xi8dz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evie Roberts XD

    • @koko-xi8dz
      @koko-xi8dz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Seahawkfan1995 - That's what he said

    • @nikoyoart
      @nikoyoart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      XDDDDD

    • @realstinkyjammeranimaljam6101
      @realstinkyjammeranimaljam6101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for diabetes people it aint... because i heal too slow so i never wash my cat because its take about almost 3 month( depends how hard your cat claw or scratch you ) to heal ;-;

  • @Idontknowwhattonamethiseither
    @Idontknowwhattonamethiseither 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Him: there not that intelligent
    Me: I’ve seen cats look both ways before crossing the road bruh

  • @jeromealday614
    @jeromealday614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    How wash your cat
    STEP 1 : *Don't*

    • @qishaaiqd6193
      @qishaaiqd6193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dont wut

    • @zycant4247
      @zycant4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Qisha Aiqd don’t wash your cat

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zycant4247 i dont have a cat 😢

    • @zycant4247
      @zycant4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con I don’t either😔

    • @shalijn8802
      @shalijn8802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Um when u get a cat/kitten for the first time u should give it baths so that when it get older it gets used to the water so it makes it easier

  • @arylove1032
    @arylove1032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    All I can hear is “HEEEELLLPPPPP---HEEEEELLLPPPPPP” repeatedly by the cat

  • @kynolikey
    @kynolikey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “Everybody is happy”
    Cat:*crys and whines*

  • @222Lightning
    @222Lightning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "they might try to escape the wrong way...they're not that intelligent" Lol

  • @dysfuntellect
    @dysfuntellect 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    He wore socks... in the water

    • @munoz5426
      @munoz5426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this guy has no idea what he's doing, he's confusing stress and panic mode with happy and joy hahaha

    • @jeffreyalley9559
      @jeffreyalley9559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Micheal Mumoz orrrr, it's satire..

    • @JinxaizenHm
      @JinxaizenHm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes so he doesn't drown.

    • @ThunderAndCalico
      @ThunderAndCalico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a joke. A bad joke, but all a joke...

    • @GoonieLord
      @GoonieLord 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sofia wesley it's nut bathing his beyond pissed off cat

  • @김오리-j3w
    @김오리-j3w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    This video is not a video that tells you how to wash your cat but a video that tells you how you can take a shower as an excuse

  • @rachelciel3330
    @rachelciel3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The cat got the most distressed kind of meow I've ever heard, it made want to just comfort it. I'm pretty immune to pitiful meows because my previous cats were all drama queens, so that's a feat.

  • @rubycowcher
    @rubycowcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "If you bleed its alright" 😂😂😂

  • @destinyquashie8973
    @destinyquashie8973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    He is having a great time- *MEOWWWW* *MEOOOOOOOWWWWW*

  • @daisyelliott2108
    @daisyelliott2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    I am laughing so hard and feeling so bad for that cat at the same time lol

    • @dreamweaver6017
      @dreamweaver6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAAAAME!!! LMAO

    • @rahmadking4639
      @rahmadking4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im fucking crying 😂😂 its fucked up but its just funny asf

    • @ilyasguner2267
      @ilyasguner2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not alone

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @Acidoats
    @Acidoats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "they are *always* eager too get in the bath"
    The cat: *nOoOOO*

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    My cat came over and stared at me as I watched this video (laughing hysterically) because I think she heard the cat’s sounds of distress.
    She just stared at me like: “YOU...YOU MONSTER!!!”

    • @shariceboykin9951
      @shariceboykin9951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too funny. My cat did the same thing.

    • @logan_7599
      @logan_7599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      whyistomatoafruit same😂

    • @daisyg6160
      @daisyg6160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same it really work him up

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @justnow5809
      @justnow5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cats clean themselves, do not need bath. I used wet cloth to wipe and there is not problem....

  • @fckudave1
    @fckudave1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    3:30 "they are not that intelligent"
    I was thinking the same thing about the guy trying to take a bath with a cat

  • @elyastheking9604
    @elyastheking9604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "Keep the socks on DONT FORGET THE SOCKS!!!!!!"

  • @talentless1516
    @talentless1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "they love that"
    the cat: *MEEEEOOOOWWWW*

  • @madelinebrown5240
    @madelinebrown5240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    Just cringing at the feeling of wearing socks in the water

  • @theora8809
    @theora8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "yeah they secretely love baths"
    cat: *intense ambulance sounds*

  • @anonhomie4049
    @anonhomie4049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    I died when he started spitting on the cat.

  • @leen1657
    @leen1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “If you bleed it’s ok” “just like the dog make sure you wet your hair two” “*cat terrified* see how happy he is” “you good hoomie” “you know don’t wash your cat it’s a bad idea”

  • @4dgreentea
    @4dgreentea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Cat throughout the video: *mwaaaaaaaaa mwaaaaaaaaa*

  • @apdroidgeek1737
    @apdroidgeek1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2554

    omg your cat sound adorable

    • @audreyshaw64
      @audreyshaw64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      His cat is suffering idiot

    • @apdroidgeek1737
      @apdroidgeek1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Audrey The Wolf Lover suffering..? the cat is getting a bath... the cat is mad because it doesn’t know what’s going on just like a baby...

    • @AdriJuicy
      @AdriJuicy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@audreyshaw64 Suffering x) Of course...

    • @albakyriu8211
      @albakyriu8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      he's clearly not having a good time

    • @georgep7543
      @georgep7543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      your*

  • @minaakbar973
    @minaakbar973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    I was literally laughing so hard during this🤣

    • @Gabriel-fo2uw
      @Gabriel-fo2uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @FrenchViking466
      @FrenchViking466 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaming cu gabriel You

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Carly20000
      @Carly20000 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @vagelisvlachopoulos1805
    @vagelisvlachopoulos1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    This video should be named: "how not to wash your cat

    • @ieatratcatsforbreakfast3848
      @ieatratcatsforbreakfast3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment. People are actually dumb asf

    • @uncommonsense3022
      @uncommonsense3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's satire you nincompoops

    • @TTTT-rv6pm
      @TTTT-rv6pm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uncommonsense3022 obviously it is. And it would be fine if he wouldn’t scare and make his cat uncomfortable just for the sake of a freaking TH-cam video. Animals feel too.

    • @uncommonsense3022
      @uncommonsense3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TTTT-rv6pm you'd be surprised on the amount of people that can't tell satire and staged videos from real.
      And I agree. Trying to teach my kids that our new kitty's aren't toys. They're living beings

    • @dn9348
      @dn9348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @lizam3846
    @lizam3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3283

    Why am I watching this instead of preparing for exams ,I don't even have a cat....
    Upd: i finally passed all my exams and now I can watch every video I'd like to !!!

  • @evolvingidara
    @evolvingidara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    HAHAHHAHAH "if you bleed its alright"

    • @50.__Cal
      @50.__Cal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idaraa Eno lmaooooo

    • @Yasha-mx7te
      @Yasha-mx7te 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      getting clawed is completely natural for cat owners, and the critical veins in the neck are too deep for the claws to kill you.

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hannah Juhl but vein depth is genetical to some degree, and there are alot of other vital veins that are less deep. Cats be scary man

    • @elleelle5847
      @elleelle5847 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cats scratched/bit me countless times since I was a kid because I would always pick them up and cuddle them. Then my own pet cat scratched me so many times 😁 They know I'm not scared so they never hurt me bad. Never had permanent scars/infection from cats.

  • @newyorkker
    @newyorkker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    2:49 she slapped him. ha ha

  • @theoriginal_vanilla
    @theoriginal_vanilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dude I was DYING whenever I was watching this video LMAO. This has to be a joke.

  • @kaispoutylips5769
    @kaispoutylips5769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    That cat has the cutest voice

    • @trinityadam
      @trinityadam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww i love it. That Cat can Sing and Sing the Same as Janet Devlin... Here: I think that Cat Should be Named Janet Devlin.

  • @plutoscool5761
    @plutoscool5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    “Cats actually loves baths”
    -puts cat in bath-
    Cat: YOU WILL REGRET THIS HUMAN

  • @thepriestofyoutube567
    @thepriestofyoutube567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    Also known as: How to get killed

    • @damiongonzalez812
      @damiongonzalez812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Priest of TH-cam XD I'm dead

    • @scorzyc4615
      @scorzyc4615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Priest of TH-cam 😂😂😂😂

    • @fireball1433
      @fireball1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Rulivigance
      @Rulivigance 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @UnoReversesTheCard
    @UnoReversesTheCard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Everyone is happy here, no pressure!"
    Cat : aaaa

  • @Yaraljefri
    @Yaraljefri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    “Cats actually love baths, let’s keep it a secret, and they’re always eager to get into the bath.”

    • @LaggardlySort
      @LaggardlySort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *they just keep it a secret

    • @sparklyplumbob
      @sparklyplumbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I knew he had to be trolling at that point because no😭💀

    • @vi_illusionworld111
      @vi_illusionworld111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤭😝🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @natashak3387
      @natashak3387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I seriously am dying in Florida right now. Lol! Haha! I brush my cat regularly and he absolutely LOVES it, but I don't dare bathe my tripod. I use wipes on him sometimes if he needs it. My cat is wondering what is wrong with that cat. I am crying. Lol!

    • @mhosrom
      @mhosrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all cats depends on their breeed

  • @shafinaabdrahman
    @shafinaabdrahman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    how to wash your cat AKA how to go to emergency ward.

  • @PlutoisaPlanet
    @PlutoisaPlanet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3379

    "no animals were harmed in the making of this video"
    me: humans are animals

    • @seanfast6628
      @seanfast6628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ariana Diaz dumb ass

    • @arianaae
      @arianaae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carman2006 thanks for correcting me and not being rude and cursing at me like @sean fast did. and its Ariana not arina

    • @Rockoll
      @Rockoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is TH-cam who gives a fuck if anyone swears. I sure as shit don't because when I see a dumbass it is funny as hell to watch them complain and shit. I see you also machine gunned those miscarriages of replies, you are quite the dumbass in my opinion, you can literally fucking google are humans animals.

    • @PlutoisaPlanet
      @PlutoisaPlanet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ariana Diaz Basically cats evolved from monkeys and humans aren’t animals? Shit, I need to rethink my entire life now.

    • @arianaae
      @arianaae 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CobraSpitz Gaming tbh i bet you just wanted to call me a name. Im not a dumbass. But you sure are. You clearly didn't know what to reply. You didn't hurt my feelings.

  • @BlackCroLong
    @BlackCroLong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    DON'T HOLD YOU CAT CLOSE TO YOUR FACE !!! NEVER

    • @borabora1275
      @borabora1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why? After all, they are just eyeballs.

  • @daledorable6877
    @daledorable6877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I was looking for a serious video. But I’m glad I found this

    • @cassidyheflin6589
      @cassidyheflin6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dale David no joke same

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This dude is a str8 dumbass lol

    • @sannehol6942
      @sannehol6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you want to wash your cat?

    • @duckymomo29
      @duckymomo29 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sanne Hol im washing mine because she’s too lazy to clean her fur coat

  • @hoeslutty5007
    @hoeslutty5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    poor baby wasn’t even mad :( she was just meowing and not even growling or hissing

  • @erlendbor6101
    @erlendbor6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    I just want to know how to not get killed by my cat

  • @alyssahuggins8585
    @alyssahuggins8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My cat doesn’t really care about baths. The first minute or so she doesn’t like it but as long as she is standing in the tub and my hand is under her, she does really good. She likes the soap part because she is getting “pet”

  • @ahmedhawasly5764
    @ahmedhawasly5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Cat: scratches owner
    Owner: It's ok if it bleeds

    • @Anna_m98
      @Anna_m98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AOC Fan is jocking dump

    • @gonzalo4658
      @gonzalo4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AOC Fan he doesnt look Brazilian to me

  • @zedexzivable
    @zedexzivable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Dude's next tutorial: how to calm an angry lion in the safari. Stay tuned...

    • @NasciParaAdorar7
      @NasciParaAdorar7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dark zedd 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liajoel8772
      @liajoel8772 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dark zedd 👍

    • @nexigen2609
      @nexigen2609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "If your arteries are hanging out from your neck, it's alright!"

    • @gondolin12
      @gondolin12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dark zedd I literally laughed out loud 🤣

    • @MrArrmageddon
      @MrArrmageddon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The video was never uploaded! I wonder why?

  • @tyronesmith9550
    @tyronesmith9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    “They’re not that intelligent”
    Says the person bathing the cat

    • @dominikkuharic1259
      @dominikkuharic1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well said.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, we're not the ones trying to escape from the wrong side.

    • @IceeFish
      @IceeFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Herobrine 234 that has nothing to do with intelligence, only thing that tells us is that he's a psychopath

    • @anuanuuu_
      @anuanuuu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IceeFish it's a joke

    • @IceeFish
      @IceeFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      namochann My reply was somewhat of a joke itself

  • @rishavdutta6970
    @rishavdutta6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn! You cat seems pretty calm! Mine would have killed me 3 times already.

  • @CoziTCG
    @CoziTCG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I really watched this video expecting to get valuable information...

    • @rattsune
      @rattsune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @sharont7979
      @sharont7979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @markaxeman6982
      @markaxeman6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG you mean you all didn't get valuable info from this video?? ??

    • @DanTUtilizer
      @DanTUtilizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you did get valuable info......

    • @michelle-agathenormil
      @michelle-agathenormil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too and I don't even have a cat

  • @vc6218
    @vc6218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "but thats alright because you're a caring person" LMAO

  • @2Red2Sky
    @2Red2Sky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    3:16
    guy : head into water
    cat looks at you : holy sh*t that dude is craaaazyyy MEOW

  • @MrsJiWoonHak
    @MrsJiWoonHak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just a cute fella trying his very best to show everyone how to calmly and sweetly bathe their cat...to bad that’s an impossible task, lol 😂 VERY nice attempt though, man...👍🏻👏🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @joom7340
    @joom7340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    *cat is meowing like crazy*
    cat: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @elyastheking9604
    @elyastheking9604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "As you can see every one is happy LOL LMAOOOOOOO

  • @CTAjunior
    @CTAjunior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This cat is going to piss all over your clothes now for payback 😂😂😂. This video is hilarious

  • @denkishinori6872
    @denkishinori6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:07
    Him: "They love that"
    Cat: "@#!$#£Meow"

  • @user-ge8qx4he4s
    @user-ge8qx4he4s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Him: they very happy creatures
    Cat in his neck trying to escape: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ducttape9940
      @ducttape9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In his neck? sounds painful

  • @lymarromero895
    @lymarromero895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Him:He is having a great time bathing..
    Cat: *Meowing desperately*
    Him: *ill pretend i didnt hear that*

    • @mikemihalis8341
      @mikemihalis8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fuck that, did he just put the bath water in his mouth

  • @Tionaintown876
    @Tionaintown876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    AHHHHHH WHY DID THE CAT RANDOMLY SMACK YOU IN THE FACE I CAN'T BREATHE

    • @michaelstanko3950
      @michaelstanko3950 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sage look at it the cat is missef

    • @ani.dimitrova
      @ani.dimitrova 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha mine does that too :D I wear transparent protective glasses while I bath her :D

  • @Sunny-gl4qz
    @Sunny-gl4qz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The cat might try to escape from the wrong way. They’re not that intelligent.” THAT LINE HAD ME DYING

  • @SCG77
    @SCG77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5956

    this video is full of lies just the way i like it. you should be comedian

    • @DarienIA
      @DarienIA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      XD he's just like, it's okay if you bleed

    • @azazil1306
      @azazil1306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or politician.

    • @rrttdd30
      @rrttdd30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some Chinese Guy great comedian 😂

    • @omniversal4739
      @omniversal4739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's called sarcasm.

    • @imnsx
      @imnsx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so funny he’s being so sarcastic comedy way

  • @MoonriseJT-Official
    @MoonriseJT-Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The title should be “ Do not do this at Home”

    • @katelinmcmillan8998
      @katelinmcmillan8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @morty6767
      @morty6767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or how to torture your cat at home

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The title should be "My audition for a writer/actor at the Onion"

    • @rafaelurena5208
      @rafaelurena5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts my cat always makes me bleed 😬

  • @yahiasaeed123
    @yahiasaeed123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    What type of drugs are you doing 😂 This was entertaining.

    • @jessewru6425
      @jessewru6425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mormon grade catnip

    • @eddydemey2488
      @eddydemey2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Morphine

    • @gisselxoxomendez4200
      @gisselxoxomendez4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m honestly so dead lmao

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is like an onion video, where the premise is so insane but the person/people doing the skit are dead serious. This had me dying XDDDD

    • @Sksk-pj4xs
      @Sksk-pj4xs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr 😭😂

  • @thedejabelle
    @thedejabelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Him: Cant you hear the excitment??? ....We are having a great time......
    The poor cat: Help..... HELP..... hewp....

  • @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987
    @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I think the cat is saying "fuck you dude" over and over again,btw funny video.

    • @rainasingh5262
      @rainasingh5262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MEOWWWWWWWW

  • @NerdyGamer132
    @NerdyGamer132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I like how people are calling this abuse in the comments. Meanwhile cats get abandoned, dragged by cars by a rope, get stones thrown at them, etc.. But no, this is abuse. Lol It's water for god sakes, it's not like the cat's gonna die. People are just way too sensitive about things. Cats(Like dogs) do need baths, getting rid of fleas and dirt. They tongue doesn't reach everywhere when they naturally bathe themselves.

    • @queenpugs6805
      @queenpugs6805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheLoneBountyHunter When the truth is spoken

    • @daniellewebber4569
      @daniellewebber4569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don't give them baths it ruins there fur 😂

    • @NerdyGamer132
      @NerdyGamer132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In some cases they do need baths. Lol

    • @KazimierzRat
      @KazimierzRat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      danielle is not my name If you do it wrong, yes.

    • @summerdemore3867
      @summerdemore3867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheLoneBountyHunter lol ikr cause the cat needs a bath tho so it's not abuse

  • @dianeeharris
    @dianeeharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    'If you bleed it's alright."
    I laughed so hard🐯🐈🐯

  • @thanhatnguyen3164
    @thanhatnguyen3164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Cat:Why are you torturing me like this ?

    • @dizzywun1950
      @dizzywun1950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cat: you better sleep with one eye open tonight

    • @zvakicauwu
      @zvakicauwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dizzywun1950 one eye open wont help him lol

  • @sfadare301
    @sfadare301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    When he said “AND IM REALLY WHITE” 😂😂

  • @jamiephelpsdwe9215
    @jamiephelpsdwe9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *_HOW I BATHE MY CAT_*
    1~ *Find a spot your cat thinks he/she will be safe or comfortable.* One of my cats' bathes herself, but my other cat's don't. My cat likes it in the sink, get cat-friendly soap and warm water.
    2 ~ *Get any type of cup that is small.* If your cat is a kitten, I'd recommend using a *medicine cup.* If your cat is in it's teens or is grown up, use a cup of water.
    3~ *Let your cat get comfortable.* Wherever your cat is sitting, let them get comfy and make them feel safe.
    4~ *Close doors.* If you start getting your cat wet, and the door is open, your cat may get scared and run out the door. Like I said, if your cat is wet they might get on anything and soak it.
    5~ *Gently bathe your cat.* Once you start, *MAKE SURE YOUR WATER IS WARM.* Not too cold, either hot. If your cat starts freaking out, get your hand wet and act like you are petting them.
    6~ *Soap!* Soap time! *PLEASE* make sure the soap does not get in your cats' eyes. As it can damage them or keep them blind _forever._ Leave the soap head below. As that will make them calm and more relaxed.
    7~ *Wash, wash!* When you are done with the soap, make sure *_all_* the soap was washed off your cat. It may get everywhere, or he/she may lick it and get sick.
    8~ *Draining.* Once you think you've bathed your cat enough, drain the water if you have any, *while holding your cat.* Make sure their claws are away from your face. The cat may get scared of the drain noise and scratch you.
    9~ *Keep your cat wherever you were bathing them.* Let them lay down or do whatever they need to do too get comfortable. As it will help them stay still.
    10~ *Rub rub!* Alright, it's time too dry your cat. Find a small towel or anything you think will dry your precious kitty. Rub them gently and maybe even hold them if they let you. When you're done drying them, your cat should look like Sonic the Hedgehog. :)
    11~ *Phoof!* If you think your cat is not dried yet, you can blow dry them. *Please, please* make sure the level on the blow dryer is low. It may get hot or the noise will scare them.
    12~ *Done!* You're finished bathing your cat! If they back up or are afraid if you, don't think they hate you. It's because they might be nervous, or getting anxiety.
    *_I hope this helped you on how to bathe your kitties! If you need more information, you can reply any questions or search them up online! :)_*

    • @noha3896
      @noha3896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes maybe the sink because it's less water and the cat feels less drowned

  • @saira_6151
    @saira_6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "if they have claws, it might not be a good situation for you" lol

  • @gabriellekelly3141
    @gabriellekelly3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Can’t you hear the excitement?”
    *_cat tries to jump out_*

  • @ilovebleach3801
    @ilovebleach3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    “They’re not that Intelligent” 😂

    • @azunkor422
      @azunkor422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *gets slapped by the cat*

    • @JulieDiva
      @JulieDiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOOO

  • @linah5005
    @linah5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I’ve never laughed as much as i did watching this.

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/nVFUrIe7r9s1/w-d-xo.html0

  • @LoveU1st
    @LoveU1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is TH-cam gold! Luke is absolutely adorable from the first 30 seconds of the video when he says “don’t worry about gender with giving a bath” and it’s all down hill from there😸😸😸 My husband has a dog grooming salon after watching this I think I’ll let him bath the cats!😸😸😸

  • @The-Saus
    @The-Saus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3736

    Just wear a space suit

    • @timachan7419
      @timachan7419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

    • @ironclaw442
      @ironclaw442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aqua Troll lmao

    • @badgalruth
      @badgalruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aqua Troll 😂😂😂😂

    • @marie-ut2yp
      @marie-ut2yp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daniel Bouroutzis sometimes it's necessary

    • @alicelee1454
      @alicelee1454 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol a space suit 😂

  • @reece9195
    @reece9195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I fucking lost it when he said "you good, you good homie" 😂😂

  • @MeMe-ht2hd
    @MeMe-ht2hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Super cute cat. You are lucky your cat could have been worst dealing with the stress and messed you up more.
    I can tell the cat trust you but was mortified.

  • @workinggirl3925
    @workinggirl3925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spits water from his mouth
    "they love that" 😂

  • @loganczarnecki9759
    @loganczarnecki9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    this video is the hardest i have laughed in a few years

    • @nads_artpage
      @nads_artpage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Logan Czarnecki OMG me too 😂😂😂

    • @HatsuneO1Miku
      @HatsuneO1Miku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt bad laughing. But my cat (that I had) when I tried to wash him in a tub full of an ankle height of water, he flipped the heck out climbing up to the window sill and knocking the shampoo bottles over. I laughed so hard that day, I felt guilty but it’s hard not to :,(
      He still loved me very much afterwards too