should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear janes
@@Stevie-J "I'm sorry that alternative opinions threaten you and you feel the need to lash out like that" -Doesn't this apply to your first comment? -Also, In old tv shows and movies the standard joke for a married couple was that they hated each other. Never heard of "Take my wife, please"? Wife jokes are the go to for cliched old comedians. Why does referencing this bother you so much?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 true. Sexualizing kissing is annoying. Sure, some kissing is meant as sexual, but acting like it’s inherently an r-rated interaction is a really perverse idea of affection. Christians will often talk about “this sex-obsessed world” but then do stuff like this.
I've been hospitalized before, and they had me remove my cross not because it might be considered offensive, but because the metal would potentially mess with some of the machines. They'd have done the same thing even if it was a pentagram. Metal matters to them. Faith doesn't .
Yes, literally anything magnetic becomes a bullet if you so much as step into the room with an MRI machine. I'm not kidding, people have died. The magnetic fields in the room are so strong that a pen will just go straight through you, a magnetic pacemaker will literally get pulled out of your chest. A chair with metal wheels or legs with slam into the machine with thousands of pounds of force and take even more to remove. Really, the only way to get the metal out is to turn off the machine, which involves spinning it down from thousands of RPM, turning everything off, removing everything, repairing everything, then turning it back on and spinning it back up. The process can take a _whiiiilleeee_ and be very very expensive for the hospital. So, even the hospital workers must have all metal removed. Failure to comply costs a day of labor and thousands of dollars and possibly someone's life.
Its funny too bc everytime I've stayed at the hospital or gone in for stuff like surgeries they always ask about my spirituality! Most places are accommodating af, they just looove being dramatic 🙃
I love how the whole "God will protect you from bullets" thing is just a different version of that story about the guy drowning on his roof during a flood, only without the actual lesson you're supposed to learn at the end. Dead Guy: "I got shot, I though you would protect me!" God: "Dude you LITERALLY sell bullet-proof vests for a living. How much more obvious could I be?"
I like when movies give a female character hair with pink streaks and emo-esque clothes thinking it'll make them look like a derranged dangerous outlaw and not either a young teen or a nice woman who works at a bookstore and enjoys arts and crafts.
I can't say I've seen any of the porn sounding movies but that description alone sounds like the type of women who catch my attention but then again, I've also been into Goth women since the '90s.
Also a bonus if said person appears in a black vest. That is the truest mark of quality as seen in the works of such greats as Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen.
I feel like Pureflix exists because David White's acting and writing careers were going nowhere, so he made his own production studio and distriubution company so he could just hire himself.
"If you think drag queens are dramatic, you haven't seen 2 cowboys get into a fistfight over using the lord's name in vain." Ma'am, I live in the American south, I've seen cowboys fistfight over the last beer
Honestly, when I think of the South, yeah the dramatic cowboy stories come to mind. But lately I've been having somewhat interesting imaginations. And they usually follow the pattern of gayness, cowboys, magic, forbidden romance, and etc.
That description sounds way more appealing than what it was talking about. I can think of worse visuals than a goth Stephanie Beatriz. A lot more. This lady does not have that charisma. :(
Wait, read through David white’s character’s arc with a homosexual lens and it starts making a bit more sense. The wife (and consequently the rapture) is the unattainable standard of heterosexual normativity, and both him and the biker need to let go. No wonder the biker’s arc truly starts with him shooting his shot. Biblical mad max woke ass hell.
DId anyone read it any other way? Clearly he was driving to his Grindr date when all the hell broke loose, and then he just goes from man to man in each subsequent movie.
Pureflix: "There's not enough good Christian-themed entertainment in pop culture!" Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, VeggieTales: "Well excuuuse us then!"
@@kyuniverse718 Gandalf's return can be seen as a Christ-like resurrection, along with how morality is treated (there is good and evil, which is described as being 'seductive'). But the influence is much more noticeable in the books.
Pureflix: We can’t show violence because violence is not Christian. The Bible: *details a brother beating his sibling’s skull in with a rock, a plague that killed off every single newborn baby, and a mad lad having an all-night wrestling match with an angel*
Don't forget the time God summoned two bears to slaughter a bunch of children for making fun of a guy. 2Kings 2:23-24, I wish I was making this shit up.
There was the guy who killed Eglon by walking up to him and saying, “I have a message from God,” then stabbing him with a sword so deep he literally can’t pull it out again
Also the rewrite of Sodom and Gomorrah with a slave woman getting gang r*ped and left to die by her master. Which is used by Israel as an excuse to demolish a whole town.
@@tallulah.9143 Everyday I hide from builders with there cranes, bulldozers and hard hats but with my builder proof vest they all just implode when they lay there eyes on me
Seriously, those damn builders are everywhere! The horrifying hi-vis jackets and orange hard hats... I'm tired of being afraid of the builders. It's time to fight back.
My uncle, who has become an incredibly culty kind of Christian recently, continuously tries to convince me that I should only be watching Pureflix, and yet when I recommend that he watch the new Ghostbusters movie because he loved the originals he decided that it was probably too paranormal and Satanic. Apparently little, sentient marshmallow men are Satanic and the hot garbage he's watching isn't.
If he is suggesting you watch them maybe try looking up a podcast called God Awful Movies. It is 3 American atheist that do reviews of lots of those movies. It can be rather funny and gives you talking points.
Having the granddaughter say “only god can save you” after SHE literally JUST saved him is just the kind of baffling misunderstanding of basic themes that I have come to expect from Evangelical films. I mean, “don’t wear bullet proof vests because god (??)” is already a bizarre theme but, beyond that, someone other than god saves him, and god doesn’t save him at any point. Like, what???
Yeah the point is that whenever it's beneficial for mental health, you can turn to believing that God was responsible and that whatever happened had a point that will be good for the world. It doesn't have anything to do with what actually happens or the whole 'free will' thing that seems to fly out the window whenever it's useful to give God credit for someone's actions
I only just learned the term "tradwife" by watching this video- it's satisfyingly concise and I'm totally going to use the hell out of it now, whenever I feel like family or society are trying to threaten me into being one.
God's not dead 1 actually looked really nice, it just had a horrible premise and script My parents refusing to acknowledge there was anything wrong with it was a real wake up call for me Like I still can't believe they final destinationed the college professor right when he was about to repent Honestly I don't think I've seen a film with a more spiteful ending, like at least in a film like Oldboy you see it coming, this was just completely out of nowhere
Being raised christian and also being a dark little goth kid, Revelation was definitely my favorite. The "edgiest, coolest, litest book of the Bible" killed me lmao
If you actually want an edgy, cool adaptation of Revelation, Chris Koelle's graphic novel version is SICK. Some genuinely terrifying cosmic-horror-esque art.
A movie truly adapting Revelation would be wild-you’ve got beasts, some hard core pain and suffering, and four horses of different colors that child me 100% thought looked like my little pony characters because they were the only weird colored horses I knew. Too bad we can’t have My Little Pony: Apocalypse is Magic tbh
The relentless tepidity and cheapness of evangelist film ironically makes a bunch of utterly wild shows closer to gospel narratives than the Pureflix garbage. Even the surface text of Revelations sounds a hell of a lot more like Devilman Crybaby than anything David White has ever made.
I actually met the Pureflix dudes. They came to our film class in High School and did a lecture for a whole day because one of the guys in our class was the son of a director on one of their movies. They seemed like okay people, and even gave us their emails in case we ever wanted to pitch a script to them. Given that all my shit's gay af, I have yet to take them up on the offer.
David White gives some serious self-insert fanfic energy. He's always some kind of main protagonist, and they're all just him in a hat. Even when his characters are supposed to be morally wrong, like in Malibu Dan, they unfailingly become morally right. The quality of the movie or show doesn't really matter; he clearly assumes the audience will unfailingly root for him.
The purpose of being a tradwife is flexing on other tradwives about how you're the best tradwife, and how they can't carry your tradwife jock because your pecan spinwheels taste the Jesus-iest (or such is my understanding).
One thing that I ask myself when I see one of those "Rapture happens and society immediately falls apart" is, how does this look in other countries? Like Japan for example has around 1% christian population. Sure that's still a lot of people, but I feel like 2 years later, Japan (and many other countries ) would be doing just fine while the US immediately seems to turn into a wasteland.
A good question is which denomination is the "right" one. According to certain Protestants Catholics are not real Christians. It means in my country (94% Catholic) nobody would even notice Rapture no matter how much Jesus loving country it is. Not to mention that apocalypse is not that important for the Church so I doubt many would understand why couple percent of population just disappeared
I generally assume that for roughly half of the apocalypse media set in the US, the rest of the world is just fine and to them, America has just reached new levels of dumpster fire
Like European Christians (apart from a few smaller groups imported from the US) don't even belive in the rapture, if they haven even heard of it, so can you be raptured if you don't belive in the rapture?
The thing you have to understand is that Evangelicalism (where Rapture theology came to fruition) is extremely decentralized. There are no elected or appointed leaders. There is a marketplace of "ideas", and whomever sells the most books or draws the most people to their church "wins". As such, what "the Rapture" is and who it effects is hotly debated by the various believers in this nonsense. Left Behind author Tim LaHaye, for example, put forth the notion that the Real, True Christians *and* all children below the "age of accountability" (maybe 7-10 years old) would be Raptured off. In such a case, everywhere would be affected. It wouldn't necessarily be a complete social collapse, but a childless world would decimate a lot of industries.
In the original script, Ebony Darkness was called Midnight Shadow Rouge, but no one on the production staff could spell Rouge correctly, so they went with the other name.
I kept laughing at the fact that you kept shipping those two dudes through the video. It's always such a wonder how these types of things just have all sorts of unintentional homoeroticism sprinkled throughout. If nothing else, it was obviously more entertaining than the fight scenes.
"So anyway then the rapture happens" is literally a plot point in this movie, and I will remember this whenever I criticize myself and think the plot of my writing is based on contrivance
For the record, Ecclesiastes is the coolest edgiest littiest book of the bible. A whole book of a philosopher going “eh, life is just pissing in the wind. Shit happens more than I’d like. Get drunk and have a good time, because one day you’ll be dead.”
Pureflix movies are basically like if Dana Carvey's SNL Church Lady got really inspired by Hallmark and Lifetime movies and just went all in on "film" making.
I watched this when it came out with my old, weird church! completely forgot about that traumatic corpse of cinema, and I hate that you've reminded me. Thanks!
A little fact about David R white. He is a Christian actor , and I think he own part of PureFlix, who’s made movies about never divorcing because it would make god cry. Then as of earlier this year his wife divorced him.
my mother purchased pureflix and while watching a few movies with her the only two i found even remotely enjoyable were "John Light" and "Lucy Shimmers and the Prince of Peace" i find about 99% of christian media is soulless and unenjoyable but the latter movie actually made me cry
The idea of "Rapture" is the perfect example of how American understanding of Christianity and its eschatology seems completely insane to people (including other Christians) from different parts of the world
i mean I was raised a polish catholic and rapture does sound similar to what we were taught- it can come any day any time and if you're not a good Christian™ then you will be damned. no "you'll get left behind" Bs tho lol
@@brutus3631 That's just regular Judgement Day, the left behind bs *is* the Rapture, where all the good christians get sucked up into heaven and the world supposedly suck because they are gone. I assume regular Judgment Day happens after that, but I'm not really sure since American Christian media never seem to get past the Rapture part, and I also don't know what the point would be anymore since the good Christians are already in heaven. Maybe God just chucks the earth into the abyss after a while or something, tho that would still make the whole "left behind" part pointless since God could have just done that right away. I guess American christians just found the apocalypse scary, so they invented a way for them to skip that while still making everyone else suffer and didn't really think about the implications.
@@Painocus for us it was basically "everyone is judged and the sinners are left here OR go straight to hell" really every church says something differently, but yeah the only difference is that the judgement day won't happen when you're sleeping or sth because it's a big event, not just zoop everyone dissapeared
@@brutus3631 yeah, it seems to be pretty strong in some catholic cultures too. A high-school bestie is now a reactionary priest... hates Vatican II and disagrees with thr pope about masks and climate change. I can't even...
9:37 I like how "but then the Rapture happens" appears to be inserted at a totally random point in the script that has nothing to do with any of the movie's prior events.
Why could they not show the dude's head getting caved in? I watched Cain do that to Abel with a rock in a cartoon meant for little baby children, much less a rockin action movie.
Conservative Christians dislike the realities of their own religion. Unless it's the Crucifixion. Then they bust out 'Passion of the Christ'; and try guilting you into worshiping Jesus.
mister father strange you had no right to make me laught this hard. this whole video was hilarious also "limp-wristed crucifixion" is now in my vocabulary
I love the undefined older male figure, like a woman cant exist by herself she has to be beholden by some old man, doesnt really matter what the relationship is.
just realized that Mr. Store Owner at the start of the movie also plays a serial killer in Criminal Minds and it has ruined my ability to even think about this movie without laughing hysterically XD
How did I miss this until now! Almost like a brand new video from Strange! (On the point about women's dialogue being restricted to calling the husband's name - the anti-Bechdel test! - reminds me of Orihime from Bleach: for 3-4 seasons I swear 90% of her lines are "Ichigo" with various intonations)
The thing that gets me is that if someone pitched to me "Mad Max-esque modern-day western taking place after the Rapture and featuring heavy influences from Revelation" I'd really love to watch it. and yet...
"I just felt like I should step out, onto the highway" Ah yes we call those "the call of the void" those little thoughts that briefly appear from time to time for a split moment
@@saggguy7 The correct translation is 'thou shalt not commit murder'. Then you turn to Leviticus/Deuteronomy for the specifics on what constitute murder, self defense, etc.
It's endlessly fascinating to me that these films, financed and justified on the basis that they will 'convert' people, always have narratives that literally do not function the instant you have even the slightest difference in worldview or 'theology' from White - not even work less well or are less persuasive, but literally do not function as a continuous narrative. These films suck up tens of thousands of donations each from multiple evangelist churches, and far more than that in donations of labour and goods, justifying this on the basis that they are spreading a message - and then they are sold entirely to these same people who will be told they are failing the faith if they don't watch them. Ironically, this makes them incredibly good at presenting the exact worldview of a prosperity gospeleer.
Pragmatically they are made to preach to the converted since the films are cofusing or even incomprehensible if you don't share the worldview, but if you've been around the communities where he makes these films and others, they regularly solicit for free or discounted film services, props, costumes, sets, and donations on the grounds that the film is 'spreading the word'.
I'd argue this is doing the opposite of converting people to christianity because even if you are christian, if you're not *this type of christian* than I feel like you'd question some things.
I've come to the conclusion that at least 60% of Pureflixs subscriptions revenue comes from TH-camrs that dunk on its movies. And I guess I'm okay with that because I keep watching and liking these videos. It's just so fun!
Dear Strange Aeons, you have my deepest sympathy in that you made it thru these 3 films and did not end up brain dead. You are a true hero in even taking on such a herculean effort. Damn good video by the way :)
Oh my goddd… I can’t believe this is re-entering my stream of conscious - basically, when I was like 16-17, and a problem child runaway, I landed myself in juvenile detention for a few weeks. Believe it or not, we were allowed to watch a movie some nights if we earned a certain level of good behavior, and this was one of them. What an absolute throwback to degeneracy, and I’m honestly still not sure what was worse - being stuck in juvy, or stuck watching this movie in its entirety.
i used to be christian (now apatheist) and honestly just from what i remember christian lore is so cool???? the eldritch horror of angels??? the fear of god??? the absolute /banger/ of a setting that is the end of days??? lucifer vs micahel final showdown????? why are they not focusing on that if they want people to watch christian stories????
I had this video in my watch later list. Sorry it took a year. This movie sounds like it was written as it was being filmed. Every anime fan knows holding hands is the lewdest thing you can do.
The sheriff being played by Eric Roberts (a.k.a Julia Roberts' brother) and the fact that Revelation Road isn't the only Pure Flix movie he's been in is sending me...
@@tintinaus That would be Ray Wise. He was in a ton of stuff in the 80s/90s. Like Robo Cop, Twin Peaks, and every TV show you can think of. Not sure if he's religious or just needs a paycheck. Lol
Oh my god Murderbot is such a good series, I’m so excited to hear someone else talk about it! The audiobooks are narrated by Kevin R Free, who people might know as Kevin from Welcome To Night Vale. The books are novellas and one full length novel, so the series isnt a huge time commitment but you get so much personality and humour and emotional investment and pretty engaging plots in a small package. Murderbot themself is Such A Mood.
Yo seriously?! If you want to laugh at them some more, Cinema Snob has reviewed a good portion of their more famous films. God's Not Dead and War Room are particularly *chef's kiss*
You have to look up Kirk camerons sacing Christmas review by the cinema snob, I don't think it's technically a pure flix movie but it's definitely in the mold
So when Max Rockatansky uses the same methods of violence to exact vengeance he goes mad, but when David White does it it’s cool cause he’s doin it for JEEEESUS
One minute into the video and reading the comments, everyone is focused on critique and commentary and I'm....just waiting for the red dots in the reflection of her glasses to align perfectly w her pupils 👁
Thanos snaps and half the world disappears - Everybody is sad but society continues as normal. A very small percentage of people turn into light orbs and make away. - The rest of us decides, it it the apocalypse thus suddenly society collapses in itself, because everybody just feels like this is, what you are supposed to do during the apocalypse. Edit: Also, I was surprised seeing a number of known faces in there. - Except Kevin Sorbo. I don't expect anything anymore from Kevin Sorbo, my childhood Hero Hercules has me severely disappoint as a RL human.
I'm a 52 year old, white, straight, married to a conservative, Christian grandmother. Why am I here? Because I appreciate everyone's view and enjoy the genuineness of this channel.
Coincidentally, I just finished teaching a bible study on the Book of Revelation. These movies don't sound like they have anything to do with Revelation at all, and appear to be considerably more boring than the original text. I guess they just didn't have the sfx budget to do any of the good stuff? PS there is no Rapture in Revelation. It's based on a weird interpretation of 1 Thessalonians 4. Also, 'limp-wristed crucifixion' is the greatest description ever.
"I've never questioned God's existence until I watched a Pureflix movie." - My mother
Omfg I love this. We stan you and ur mom.
A surprise to see you in this comment section but a welcome one to be sure
should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear janes
So, they do stimulate theological enquiry? Not all bad then.
Wise words
"I hate his wife as much as he would if he were a boomer comedian" is the most perfect sentence.
"Converse overalls the sequel to converse pants lets make them even longer"
@@Stevie-J ok grandpa, isn't it time for your nap?
@@Stevie-J "I'm sorry that alternative opinions threaten you and you feel the need to lash out like that"
-Doesn't this apply to your first comment?
-Also, In old tv shows and movies the standard joke for a married couple was that they hated each other. Never heard of "Take my wife, please"? Wife jokes are the go to for cliched old comedians. Why does referencing this bother you so much?
@@Stevie-J >in my 20s
>Not an idiot
Pick one champ.
@@Stevie-J Someone's pressed.
From now on, I'm going to refer to kissing only as "light sex".
tbh, if they had proper kisses on the lips here, I think it'd be like medium sex
Or perhaps like many movie recap channels call it recently.
Kissing = A hormone hug, or hormonal interaction lolz.
I recently kissed my kid goodnight on the cheek.
I am understandably NOT HAPPY with Pureflix's interpretation of my interaction. WTF?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 true. Sexualizing kissing is annoying. Sure, some kissing is meant as sexual, but acting like it’s inherently an r-rated interaction is a really perverse idea of affection. Christians will often talk about “this sex-obsessed world” but then do stuff like this.
diet sex
I've been hospitalized before, and they had me remove my cross not because it might be considered offensive, but because the metal would potentially mess with some of the machines. They'd have done the same thing even if it was a pentagram. Metal matters to them. Faith doesn't .
There were no machines in that scene, though.
@@Oddball_E8 touché.
Metal matters. Faith doesn’t. Sounds like something I want tattooed on my body
Yes, literally anything magnetic becomes a bullet if you so much as step into the room with an MRI machine. I'm not kidding, people have died. The magnetic fields in the room are so strong that a pen will just go straight through you, a magnetic pacemaker will literally get pulled out of your chest. A chair with metal wheels or legs with slam into the machine with thousands of pounds of force and take even more to remove.
Really, the only way to get the metal out is to turn off the machine, which involves spinning it down from thousands of RPM, turning everything off, removing everything, repairing everything, then turning it back on and spinning it back up. The process can take a _whiiiilleeee_ and be very very expensive for the hospital.
So, even the hospital workers must have all metal removed. Failure to comply costs a day of labor and thousands of dollars and possibly someone's life.
Its funny too bc everytime I've stayed at the hospital or gone in for stuff like surgeries they always ask about my spirituality! Most places are accommodating af, they just looove being dramatic 🙃
I love how the whole "God will protect you from bullets" thing is just a different version of that story about the guy drowning on his roof during a flood, only without the actual lesson you're supposed to learn at the end.
Dead Guy: "I got shot, I though you would protect me!"
God: "Dude you LITERALLY sell bullet-proof vests for a living. How much more obvious could I be?"
I like when movies give a female character hair with pink streaks and emo-esque clothes thinking it'll make them look like a derranged dangerous outlaw and not either a young teen or a nice woman who works at a bookstore and enjoys arts and crafts.
says a lot about the audience
@@badger6882
And even more about the directors.
American conservative Christians fear unnatural hair color almost as much as they fear minorities
I can't say I've seen any of the porn sounding movies but that description alone sounds like the type of women who catch my attention but then again, I've also been into Goth women since the '90s.
You know a movie is good when it is written, produced, directed and starred in by the same person. The blueprint for a masterpiece 😌
call it the tyler perry affect
Also a bonus if said person appears in a black vest. That is the truest mark of quality as seen in the works of such greats as Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen.
@@comradet0m black tank top syndrome is a real thing that needs more awareness
It worked for Hamilton?
Its called atuere theory
I literally love how a good chunk of Pureflix's audience is curious lesbians who love bad stories
Wait, who are the others?
@@thunderbird3304 Closeted women full of regret trying to convince themselves they love their husbands.
@@sethporter6365 I think they were referring to other TH-camrs who review PureFlix content. Mostly, I've just seen guys review them.
@@sethporter6365 I cackled at this lmfao 😂💀
There’s Ally Hills
As a door-to-door bulletproof vest salesman myself, I think this movie is amazingly accurate.
I feel like Pureflix exists because David White's acting and writing careers were going nowhere, so he made his own production studio and distriubution company so he could just hire himself.
"If you think drag queens are dramatic, you haven't seen 2 cowboys get into a fistfight over using the lord's name in vain." Ma'am, I live in the American south, I've seen cowboys fistfight over the last beer
My sister grew up in the South and everything I hear about it kind of scares me. XD
In my mind the entire south is just one great big rougelike dungeon full of cowboys with the final boss being the entire state of Florida.
I've seen cowboys fistfight over who gets to fist fight another cowboy over who gets to fight another cowboy over who gets the last beer!
Honestly, when I think of the South, yeah the dramatic cowboy stories come to mind.
But lately I've been having somewhat interesting imaginations. And they usually follow the pattern of gayness, cowboys, magic, forbidden romance, and etc.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 I *wish* I had a magical gay cowboy to have a forbidden romance with
"Knockoff rosa diaz cosplaying ebony darkness dementia ravenway"
That is Scarily accurate despite being something that would absolutely never happen
That description sounds way more appealing than what it was talking about. I can think of worse visuals than a goth Stephanie Beatriz. A lot more. This lady does not have that charisma. :(
When I first skimmed this comment I really thought that quote was in another language 😂😂
This video is worth watching for this line alone
@@mogmeiquel I mean, it kind of is, isn't it?
i just watched the video of her dressing like Ebony lmao
Wait, read through David white’s character’s arc with a homosexual lens and it starts making a bit more sense. The wife (and consequently the rapture) is the unattainable standard of heterosexual normativity, and both him and the biker need to let go. No wonder the biker’s arc truly starts with him shooting his shot. Biblical mad max woke ass hell.
"woke ass hell" perfect phrase, no notes
DId anyone read it any other way? Clearly he was driving to his Grindr date when all the hell broke loose, and then he just goes from man to man in each subsequent movie.
I need a retelling of this film in this way.
Congratulations you made christion mad max gay
"and then the rapture happens"
I have never heard a line delivered so straight faced, as if it was just an everyday thing
Pureflix: "There's not enough good Christian-themed entertainment in pop culture!"
Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, VeggieTales: "Well excuuuse us then!"
I would add the Chosen to this list, it makes me care more than any Christian project has since Veggietales
@@luthientinuviel3883 The Chosen slaps, I would legitimately watch an episode just for fun. Absolutely deserves a place on the list.
Martin Scorcese’s entire filmography- oh wait those actually do challenge their audience no wonder the pureflix crowd would ignore them
I can’t rly see the Christian themes in Lord of the rings
@@kyuniverse718 Gandalf's return can be seen as a Christ-like resurrection, along with how morality is treated (there is good and evil, which is described as being 'seductive'). But the influence is much more noticeable in the books.
Pureflix: We can’t show violence because violence is not Christian.
The Bible: *details a brother beating his sibling’s skull in with a rock, a plague that killed off every single newborn baby, and a mad lad having an all-night wrestling match with an angel*
Don't forget the time God summoned two bears to slaughter a bunch of children for making fun of a guy. 2Kings 2:23-24, I wish I was making this shit up.
don't forget about Sodom and Gomorrah!
There was the guy who killed Eglon by walking up to him and saying, “I have a message from God,” then stabbing him with a sword so deep he literally can’t pull it out again
Also the rewrite of Sodom and Gomorrah with a slave woman getting gang r*ped and left to die by her master. Which is used by Israel as an excuse to demolish a whole town.
Also cutting newborns in half with a sword.
As an American, I think we need more door to door builder proof vest salesman.
absolutely not. we need more door to door gun salesman. as the man said "whut dew yew trust to proteck your famly? a bullit proof vist? or a GUN?
I too am terrified of builders and am in dire need of a builder proof vest
@@tallulah.9143 Everyday I hide from builders with there cranes, bulldozers and hard hats but with my builder proof vest they all just implode when they lay there eyes on me
Seriously, those damn builders are everywhere! The horrifying hi-vis jackets and orange hard hats... I'm tired of being afraid of the builders. It's time to fight back.
"builder proof vest" LMAO I'M DEADDDDD
My uncle, who has become an incredibly culty kind of Christian recently, continuously tries to convince me that I should only be watching Pureflix, and yet when I recommend that he watch the new Ghostbusters movie because he loved the originals he decided that it was probably too paranormal and Satanic. Apparently little, sentient marshmallow men are Satanic and the hot garbage he's watching isn't.
This is my parents who are ridiculously inconsistent.
@@theasexualvampire13 * Sees your username* Huzzah! a man of quality!
If he is suggesting you watch them maybe try looking up a podcast called God Awful Movies. It is 3 American atheist that do reviews of lots of those movies. It can be rather funny and gives you talking points.
@@momomc.thotty yikes
im so lucky my uncles are probably dead or in jail and live(d?) out of state
Having the granddaughter say “only god can save you” after SHE literally JUST saved him is just the kind of baffling misunderstanding of basic themes that I have come to expect from Evangelical films. I mean, “don’t wear bullet proof vests because god (??)” is already a bizarre theme but, beyond that, someone other than god saves him, and god doesn’t save him at any point. Like, what???
I guess God work through her
Yeah the point is that whenever it's beneficial for mental health, you can turn to believing that God was responsible and that whatever happened had a point that will be good for the world. It doesn't have anything to do with what actually happens or the whole 'free will' thing that seems to fly out the window whenever it's useful to give God credit for someone's actions
Also doesn't work cuz like, she believes in God but he didn't save her 💀🫠 like, idk if God can save me he's not rlly showing any grace to a believer
I only just learned the term "tradwife" by watching this video- it's satisfyingly concise and I'm totally going to use the hell out of it now, whenever I feel like family or society are trying to threaten me into being one.
Tagging a movie with "light sex" is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen. Absolutely losing my mind over this
Sounds like an ao3 tag😂
@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 “light sex” is definitely something I would see on ao3
If theres a light sex than is there a *dark* sex?
@@PatchyThePirate_ If there is, it's better you *not* know...
I actually saw a tag like that, it was just a very little description of sex.
You had me at Pureflix. They are a surreal world of nonsensical fantasy, horrible production values, toxic messages and just plain insanity
To paraphrase King of the Hill "You aren't making Christianity better, you're making movies worse."
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@@choicethetaurus wait this is actually pretty good- one of the few times I don't regret clicking some random link
God's not dead 1 actually looked really nice, it just had a horrible premise and script
My parents refusing to acknowledge there was anything wrong with it was a real wake up call for me
Like I still can't believe they final destinationed the college professor right when he was about to repent
Honestly I don't think I've seen a film with a more spiteful ending, like at least in a film like Oldboy you see it coming, this was just completely out of nowhere
@@ScornfulEg0tist "this was just completely out of nowhere"
This is when you know it's good writing :P
Being raised christian and also being a dark little goth kid, Revelation was definitely
my favorite. The "edgiest, coolest, litest book of the Bible" killed me lmao
I remember having a beginners bible as a kid. It completely skipped over Revelation. The one cool part of the bible
Yea, those children's bibles tended to leave out the best parts, the "Angels" *cough*aliens*cough* in Ezekiel
@@arby327 i sorry about that, i hope it at least had KINGS
@@woaddragon im not well versed in bible stuff, what happens in kings?
@@robyns5977 Ecclesiastes is the best biblical book, all others are c-tier, at best.
Going by the small heap of ashes, I would have concluded that the wife had been a vampire.
If you actually want an edgy, cool adaptation of Revelation, Chris Koelle's graphic novel version is SICK. Some genuinely terrifying cosmic-horror-esque art.
“But then the rapture happens. This causes some strife within the biker gang.”
Losing my mind about this series of sentences
A movie truly adapting Revelation would be wild-you’ve got beasts, some hard core pain and suffering, and four horses of different colors that child me 100% thought looked like my little pony characters because they were the only weird colored horses I knew.
Too bad we can’t have My Little Pony: Apocalypse is Magic tbh
""Too bad we can’t have My Little Pony: Apocalypse is Magic tbh""
Might I interest you in Fallout Equestria?
There was a skit in Robot Chicken kind of like that. My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony
Why? I shouldn't relate to this comment, Bute here we are.
The relentless tepidity and cheapness of evangelist film ironically makes a bunch of utterly wild shows closer to gospel narratives than the Pureflix garbage. Even the surface text of Revelations sounds a hell of a lot more like Devilman Crybaby than anything David White has ever made.
As someone who used to be in the mlp fandom there's fan fictions that cover apocalypse horses
"But we just saw them turn into orbs!"
"No, they're just really good at hide-and-seek."
Brilliant.
11:58 Oh, that's Sting. Good for him. He might be the most famous person in any of these movies.
I know the Straenge sign is supposed to be pronounced strange , but I can’t help but read it as ‘streenge’.
I actually met the Pureflix dudes. They came to our film class in High School and did a lecture for a whole day because one of the guys in our class was the son of a director on one of their movies. They seemed like okay people, and even gave us their emails in case we ever wanted to pitch a script to them. Given that all my shit's gay af, I have yet to take them up on the offer.
No you should do it. I would actually watch a gay pureflix film.
unironically do it. you can setup pricing on the script and make a nice chunk of change if they like it.
Please do it and see what they say
do it. I just want to see how they react
PLEASE do it!!! Either that or I will.. 😳
David White gives some serious self-insert fanfic energy. He's always some kind of main protagonist, and they're all just him in a hat. Even when his characters are supposed to be morally wrong, like in Malibu Dan, they unfailingly become morally right. The quality of the movie or show doesn't really matter; he clearly assumes the audience will unfailingly root for him.
The quality doesn't matter because they have a captive audience. The type of people that watch this trash literally won't watch mainstream film.
I love your profile pic!!
He very much sounds like another Derek Savage type of guy.
Giving me When I Was In High School and Learning to Write Stories Vibes.
The review might've as well said "If American Christianity was a spice, it'd be flour"
Absolute savage
15:38 "an entirely new cast of characters, such as--" 😺 MEEP "hello!" That was adorable 🥺
I'm crying the Bad Guy in the third movie is Mike Delfino from Desperate Housewives omfg
The purpose of being a tradwife is flexing on other tradwives about how you're the best tradwife, and how they can't carry your tradwife jock because your pecan spinwheels taste the Jesus-iest (or such is my understanding).
So this is Gallifreyan swearing…?
That's true regardless. Humans compete.
this is the best description in every way. if i had the money to, id hire you full time with benefits to just describe different concepts to me.
"knock off Rosa Diaz cosplaying Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven" is a brilliant description.
so many brilliant descriptions this episode
I hate that I got this reference
One thing that I ask myself when I see one of those "Rapture happens and society immediately falls apart" is, how does this look in other countries? Like Japan for example has around 1% christian population. Sure that's still a lot of people, but I feel like 2 years later, Japan (and many other countries ) would be doing just fine while the US immediately seems to turn into a wasteland.
A good question is which denomination is the "right" one. According to certain Protestants Catholics are not real Christians. It means in my country (94% Catholic) nobody would even notice Rapture no matter how much Jesus loving country it is. Not to mention that apocalypse is not that important for the Church so I doubt many would understand why couple percent of population just disappeared
I generally assume that for roughly half of the apocalypse media set in the US, the rest of the world is just fine and to them, America has just reached new levels of dumpster fire
Like European Christians (apart from a few smaller groups imported from the US) don't even belive in the rapture, if they haven even heard of it, so can you be raptured if you don't belive in the rapture?
The thing you have to understand is that Evangelicalism (where Rapture theology came to fruition) is extremely decentralized. There are no elected or appointed leaders. There is a marketplace of "ideas", and whomever sells the most books or draws the most people to their church "wins". As such, what "the Rapture" is and who it effects is hotly debated by the various believers in this nonsense.
Left Behind author Tim LaHaye, for example, put forth the notion that the Real, True Christians *and* all children below the "age of accountability" (maybe 7-10 years old) would be Raptured off. In such a case, everywhere would be affected. It wouldn't necessarily be a complete social collapse, but a childless world would decimate a lot of industries.
Even weirder: society seems to crumble just as fast in a lot of zombie movies as well.
In the original script, Ebony Darkness was called Midnight Shadow Rouge, but no one on the production staff could spell Rouge correctly, so they went with the other name.
I kept laughing at the fact that you kept shipping those two dudes through the video. It's always such a wonder how these types of things just have all sorts of unintentional homoeroticism sprinkled throughout. If nothing else, it was obviously more entertaining than the fight scenes.
"So anyway then the rapture happens" is literally a plot point in this movie, and I will remember this whenever I criticize myself and think the plot of my writing is based on contrivance
Never thought I would cackle at the idea of an old woman's ghost calling you an idiot for not knowing bible quotes and deucing out but here we are
you know, I feel like quite a lot of old women would do exactly that as ghosts.
If I saw that ‘fight’ scene in the shop with no context, I would have 100% thought “oh that’s a tomska sketch I haven’t seen” lol
"Hey, buddy! You wanna take this outside?"
"Sure!"
"Wow, what a lovely evening!"
"This was a really good idea!"
For the record, Ecclesiastes is the coolest edgiest littiest book of the bible. A whole book of a philosopher going “eh, life is just pissing in the wind. Shit happens more than I’d like. Get drunk and have a good time, because one day you’ll be dead.”
"God's not dead 3" ??? Let me guess, the villain is Darth Nietzsche ? 🤣
Pureflix movies are basically like if Dana Carvey's SNL Church Lady got really inspired by Hallmark and Lifetime movies and just went all in on "film" making.
Love Church Lady!
Yes, the best description
I suspect that would be slightly more entertaining.
the ease with which you rattle off the name "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" will never cease to impress me.
The best bit is that Ray Wise (who played the shop keeper) has played Satan multiple times over his career.
I wonder if that's intentional.
And the Evil Lawyer in God's Not Dead 2!
I was shocked and surprised and a bit confused. "Don't eat the jerky!!!" popped into my head and not just because I am vegan.
And Leland Palmer
He played a priest in a few episodes of Psych
Apparently im in too deep bc absolurely none of my irl friends have ever heard of pureflix and i cannot imagine not knowing about this monstrosity
I watched this when it came out with my old, weird church! completely forgot about that traumatic corpse of cinema, and I hate that you've reminded me. Thanks!
PureFlix made a movie about the Columbine shooting which basically says that Rachel Scott was killed for being religious. It's as awful as it sounds
What the even
Is it as bad as Bench Appearo's school shooting "thriller"?
@@GeneEricWhiteman worse
@@GeneEricWhiteman hahahaha! I usually just call him Ben Sharpie.
🤢🤢
A little fact about David R white. He is a Christian actor , and I think he own part of PureFlix, who’s made movies about never divorcing because it would make god cry. Then as of earlier this year his wife divorced him.
I can't wait to see how a film maker of this caliber is gonna harness his likely very intense divorce energy into his future works 🙏
Its God. And I doubt he made a Movie about Never Divorcing at all.
@@skwills1629 it's a minor grammar mistake, calm down
6:15 that jerky is 100% made from people
Got it in one, Tiger Girl.
The body of Christ jerky style
Absolutely.
I don't see a problem here. Cannibalism should be a-okay in Christianity, no? With all the rituals about eating Jesus in Church...
my mother purchased pureflix and while watching a few movies with her the only two i found even remotely enjoyable were "John Light" and "Lucy Shimmers and the Prince of Peace"
i find about 99% of christian media is soulless and unenjoyable but the latter movie actually made me cry
"But then the Rapture happens. This causes some strife in the biker gang..." is about the point where I died.
The idea of "Rapture" is the perfect example of how American understanding of Christianity and its eschatology seems completely insane to people (including other Christians) from different parts of the world
i mean I was raised a polish catholic and rapture does sound similar to what we were taught- it can come any day any time and if you're not a good Christian™ then you will be damned. no "you'll get left behind" Bs tho lol
@@brutus3631 That's just regular Judgement Day, the left behind bs *is* the Rapture, where all the good christians get sucked up into heaven and the world supposedly suck because they are gone. I assume regular Judgment Day happens after that, but I'm not really sure since American Christian media never seem to get past the Rapture part, and I also don't know what the point would be anymore since the good Christians are already in heaven. Maybe God just chucks the earth into the abyss after a while or something, tho that would still make the whole "left behind" part pointless since God could have just done that right away. I guess American christians just found the apocalypse scary, so they invented a way for them to skip that while still making everyone else suffer and didn't really think about the implications.
@@Painocus for us it was basically "everyone is judged and the sinners are left here OR go straight to hell" really every church says something differently, but yeah the only difference is that the judgement day won't happen when you're sleeping or sth because it's a big event, not just zoop everyone dissapeared
@@brutus3631 yeah, it seems to be pretty strong in some catholic cultures too. A high-school bestie is now a reactionary priest... hates Vatican II and disagrees with thr pope about masks and climate change. I can't even...
9:37 I like how "but then the Rapture happens" appears to be inserted at a totally random point in the script that has nothing to do with any of the movie's prior events.
Why could they not show the dude's head getting caved in? I watched Cain do that to Abel with a rock in a cartoon meant for little baby children, much less a rockin action movie.
Budget.
@@tanithsfinest Kill Count shows just how difficult it is to do properly.
Conservative Christians dislike the realities of their own religion. Unless it's the Crucifixion. Then they bust out 'Passion of the Christ'; and try guilting you into worshiping Jesus.
@@mysteriiis Gibson is Catholic, so showing brutality it's normal (you should look old paintings about martyrs).
@@mishakac1283 Is true, old school Catholicism is hard core. Gibson is part of some weird 'more-Catholic-than the Pope' nonsense.
mister father strange you had no right to make me laught this hard. this whole video was hilarious
also "limp-wristed crucifixion" is now in my vocabulary
If you don't know of Fireproof, I would also suggest watching that for a good laugh lol
"I had the urge to walk out onto the highway."
Babe, that's called suicidal ideation.
I'd watch a rapture apocalypse movie where the only people who are left behind are the Good Christians™©® who were 100% sure *they'd* be raptured
*unraptured Christian*: Oh, this heaven looks weird. Very dusty and Madmaxxy. But hey, I've been a good boi so this gotta be Heaven, right?
I would love that
Ironic.
I love the undefined older male figure, like a woman cant exist by herself she has to be beholden by some old man, doesnt really matter what the relationship is.
just realized that Mr. Store Owner at the start of the movie also plays a serial killer in Criminal Minds and it has ruined my ability to even think about this movie without laughing hysterically XD
How did I miss this until now! Almost like a brand new video from Strange! (On the point about women's dialogue being restricted to calling the husband's name - the anti-Bechdel test! - reminds me of Orihime from Bleach: for 3-4 seasons I swear 90% of her lines are "Ichigo" with various intonations)
The thing that gets me is that if someone pitched to me "Mad Max-esque modern-day western taking place after the Rapture and featuring heavy influences from Revelation" I'd really love to watch it. and yet...
"I just felt like I should step out, onto the highway" Ah yes we call those "the call of the void" those little thoughts that briefly appear from time to time for a split moment
intrusive thoughts yup
Ayo!!
Store owner doesn’t look any different from when he was in Twin Peaks. Amazing.
PureFlix is basically what Butch Hartman wanted OAXIS to be
bruh why did you have to go and make me remember OAXIS???
21:51 As a wise man once said:
“ The bible is quite specific on killing. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the subject of kneecaps.”
Is it quite specific about killing? because it says “thou shalt not kill” and then god proceeds to sanction his people to kill everyone lol
@@saggguy7 (That Joshua Graham quote about righteous killing here)
🎵 Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me. 🎵
@@grahamcarpenter5135 You can't stop the signal, Mal!
@@saggguy7 The correct translation is 'thou shalt not commit murder'. Then you turn to Leviticus/Deuteronomy for the specifics on what constitute murder, self defense, etc.
It's endlessly fascinating to me that these films, financed and justified on the basis that they will 'convert' people, always have narratives that literally do not function the instant you have even the slightest difference in worldview or 'theology' from White - not even work less well or are less persuasive, but literally do not function as a continuous narrative. These films suck up tens of thousands of donations each from multiple evangelist churches, and far more than that in donations of labour and goods, justifying this on the basis that they are spreading a message - and then they are sold entirely to these same people who will be told they are failing the faith if they don't watch them.
Ironically, this makes them incredibly good at presenting the exact worldview of a prosperity gospeleer.
I don't think these movies are designed to convert people as much as they're made for Christians to watch themselves.
Pragmatically they are made to preach to the converted since the films are cofusing or even incomprehensible if you don't share the worldview, but if you've been around the communities where he makes these films and others, they regularly solicit for free or discounted film services, props, costumes, sets, and donations on the grounds that the film is 'spreading the word'.
I'd argue this is doing the opposite of converting people to christianity because even if you are christian, if you're not *this type of christian* than I feel like you'd question some things.
I've come to the conclusion that at least 60% of Pureflixs subscriptions revenue comes from TH-camrs that dunk on its movies. And I guess I'm okay with that because I keep watching and liking these videos. It's just so fun!
"and then the rapture happens" the exact energy i currently possess regarding the seventeen new covid variants. like might as well.
Going to change the Thunderdome to the Sunshine dome? They compete by who can sing Kumbaya the best. That's so HARDCORE!
You might try The Omega Code if you want a not awful movie based on Christian apocalyptic mythology. It features Michael York devouring the scenery.
Bump
Sorry, but the first thing I could think of was omegaverse smut 😂
She can also play Doom
"weird limp-wristed crucifixion" is not a combination of words i ever thought i would hear
"sir we just saw them turn into orbs" "NO THEY'RE JUST REALLY GOOD AT HIDE AND SEEK"
Dear Strange Aeons, you have my deepest sympathy in that you made it thru these 3 films and did not end up brain dead. You are a true hero in even taking on such a herculean effort. Damn good video by the way :)
Oh my goddd… I can’t believe this is re-entering my stream of conscious - basically, when I was like 16-17, and a problem child runaway, I landed myself in juvenile detention for a few weeks. Believe it or not, we were allowed to watch a movie some nights if we earned a certain level of good behavior, and this was one of them. What an absolute throwback to degeneracy, and I’m honestly still not sure what was worse - being stuck in juvy, or stuck watching this movie in its entirety.
Watching this during my school lock out so thanks for keeping me calm and distracted with your lovely videos 🥰
hope youre doing okay!
Yo you aight?
@@justinstayner9692 yeah we good still, just a lock out so the danger is outside the school somewhere
@@mothma_am thank you!
Bruh, I hope you are doing okay 0.0
i used to be christian (now apatheist) and honestly just from what i remember christian lore is so cool???? the eldritch horror of angels??? the fear of god??? the absolute /banger/ of a setting that is the end of days??? lucifer vs micahel final showdown????? why are they not focusing on that if they want people to watch christian stories????
Because the effort and budget required for that is way above what these people are capable of.
Yo the bible wasn't made to be inspiring it was supposed to terrifying
Because then ppl realize how much violent and and fucked up the Bible really is.
@@Jokoko2828 apatheist?
What's an apatheist? I'm a pagan, I'm just curious and not trying to convert you or anything lol
The only saint in this scenario is Kristen (not sure how it's spelled) for agreeing to watch a week of pure flix with you
It's spelled Kristin :)
I had this video in my watch later list. Sorry it took a year. This movie sounds like it was written as it was being filmed. Every anime fan knows holding hands is the lewdest thing you can do.
I can't believe the shopkeeper at the beginning touting Jesus when his actor played the Devil himself in the comedy show Reaper
The thumbnail just makes me want to mix the words around...
"Only bullets can save you from god"
Now, that’s a truly American thing to say
Hwoooo boi… *so are we using silver bullets or do werewolf rules not apply to god?*
@@ashlingemberstone3913 ddjendnwjdb
@@orionar2461 well i’m not in wales at the moment but i have heard of that kind of metal
Better call Hol Horse.
The sheriff being played by Eric Roberts (a.k.a Julia Roberts' brother) and the fact that Revelation Road isn't the only Pure Flix movie he's been in is sending me...
The shop keeper in the first film played the Evil Satan Lawyer in God's Not Dead 2
Also the villain from the third is played by James Denton aka Mike from Desperate Housewives (I almost had a stroke when I saw him)
@@sylver7135 I saw him and was like "MIKE DELFINO?? Nah, that can't be him..."
@@tintinaus That would be Ray Wise. He was in a ton of stuff in the 80s/90s. Like Robo Cop, Twin Peaks, and every TV show you can think of. Not sure if he's religious or just needs a paycheck. Lol
@@lisah-p8474 really wanna know which one it is, lol
watching a pureflix video essay is basically a "when does kevin sorbo show up" waiting room
Heh. My dad knew his brother in the army and was making fun of Sorbos movies and the guy was like. Thats my brother.
Oh my god Murderbot is such a good series, I’m so excited to hear someone else talk about it! The audiobooks are narrated by Kevin R Free, who people might know as Kevin from Welcome To Night Vale. The books are novellas and one full length novel, so the series isnt a huge time commitment but you get so much personality and humour and emotional investment and pretty engaging plots in a small package. Murderbot themself is Such A Mood.
“rosa díaz facial expressions” THATS SO ACCURATE
Maybe the "light sex" tag was because all of the bondage
im absolutely screeching I've never heard of pure flix before
Oh god I envy your innocence
What is your pfp from its so cute😭
@@MOTHHMAN think it’s Galko-chan
Yo seriously?! If you want to laugh at them some more, Cinema Snob has reviewed a good portion of their more famous films. God's Not Dead and War Room are particularly *chef's kiss*
You have to look up Kirk camerons sacing Christmas review by the cinema snob, I don't think it's technically a pure flix movie but it's definitely in the mold
Holy fuck he's tryna be Jason Bourne but he's not even Jason Bourn-Again,
he's just just Jason Bored
So when Max Rockatansky uses the same methods of violence to exact vengeance he goes mad, but when David White does it it’s cool cause he’s doin it for JEEEESUS
Saying "and then the rapture happens" so nonchalantly is crazy to me
One minute into the video and reading the comments, everyone is focused on critique and commentary and I'm....just waiting for the red dots in the reflection of her glasses to align perfectly w her pupils 👁
Thanos snaps and half the world disappears - Everybody is sad but society continues as normal.
A very small percentage of people turn into light orbs and make away. - The rest of us decides, it it the apocalypse thus suddenly society collapses in itself, because everybody just feels like this is, what you are supposed to do during the apocalypse.
Edit: Also, I was surprised seeing a number of known faces in there. - Except Kevin Sorbo. I don't expect anything anymore from Kevin Sorbo, my childhood Hero Hercules has me severely disappoint as a RL human.
Ray Wise; Eric Roberts... They were surprises. But Kevin Sorbo? Even his old mate Xena won't put up with his s**t anymore :-(
I’m only at 6:15 but I am CERTAIN that this man made jerky from the flesh of the unbelievers
I'm a 52 year old, white, straight, married to a conservative, Christian grandmother. Why am I here? Because I appreciate everyone's view and enjoy the genuineness of this channel.
For one split second when they met the Shepard i thought they were gonna give us black jesus but then I remebered this is pure flix
Coincidentally, I just finished teaching a bible study on the Book of Revelation. These movies don't sound like they have anything to do with Revelation at all, and appear to be considerably more boring than the original text. I guess they just didn't have the sfx budget to do any of the good stuff? PS there is no Rapture in Revelation. It's based on a weird interpretation of 1 Thessalonians 4.
Also, 'limp-wristed crucifixion' is the greatest description ever.