r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Wife, DO AS I ASK, WHEN I ASK!

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  • @julianreckmann4241
    @julianreckmann4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    Holy f I’m early.... I think quarantine shows.

    • @papachloe5897
      @papachloe5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @SampleChan
      @SampleChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same here

    • @Danielguy101
      @Danielguy101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Julian Reckmann same

    • @yellow_quack
      @yellow_quack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sameeee

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I know, right? I've watched more TH-cam in the past week than I ever have in my life.

  • @stardf29
    @stardf29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "You always use 'mental health' as an excuse for not visiting me!"
    "Yeah, that's because I've determined that you are bad for my mental health."

  • @NightShadeLunaMoon
    @NightShadeLunaMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Mental illnesses aren’t a joke. The one that talked about the person going out of town maybe me cringe badly from how bad the choosing beggar was.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And how "supportive" these friends were. "Cancel your trip and lose money on the train tickets just so that we can leech off you all night"

    • @cloudyautumns
      @cloudyautumns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fr I honestly felt bad for Op cause they clearly went through some stuff and were just trying to be the bestest friend possible but no a mental illness isn't "enough" of an excuse not to go somewhere and waste your own money on drinks. And telling someone oh u work at *so and so" and oh u dropped out isn't going to help them at all not to mention the place u work doesn't mean u have to pay for other people. It's like asking bill gates to buy u something like ya he's rich but he doesn't have to.
      I honestly felt bad for Op and hope he's in a better state of mind now

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm in a very similar situation and I can't even imagine someone being like that. my friends know I have money cause I worked my ass off before the virus hit but they'd never ask anything like this, unbelievable.

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Right? That one made my blood boil! I'm so so SO disgusted, and honestly kind of in shock by how utterly selfish that person is! I don't normally wish harm on anyone, but I kinda wish that they get depressed for a short amount of time just so they realize how much depression sucks.

    • @theanimewatcher12345
      @theanimewatcher12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The joke about not wanting her to 'go over the edge' made my blood absolutely boil, what a horrible human being.

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Update for the person going to London for a concert: OP is fine, she decided to head to see the concert and has since cut the group of friends out.

    • @Elisebelleville
      @Elisebelleville 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Good to know ! Good luck to her

    • @hannikito
      @hannikito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My now ex best friend was like that. She was like “you can afford to go on an all inclusive holiday with me and MY friends. you must pay a little extra as we haven’t got much money” blah blah blah. My now ex best friend was a university student and when on very expensive holidays which she clearly couldn’t afford but went anyways and whenever I used to say “I can’t go as it’s too expensive and I’ve not got a lot of money” (due to my low paid job at the time) she would then flip the fuck out and accuse me of being rude and inconsiderate and selfish. When I lost my job and after I told her (she was sickly sweet and was like ‘omg I’m so sorry’ and all that BS) “I can’t come to your birthday as I’ve lost my job” she did a complete 180 and was like crying and screaming at me down the phone and called me “fake and an absolute liar” when she found out I went to my then boyfriend’s 20th just two weeks prior (I still had my job then). Then she demanded I paid HER for her birthday celebrations and she had me pay for the replacement person’s hotel room! I dumbly did that and she basically dragged me through Hell. She also would threaten me and say that she will happily kick, smack, hit or do something to me if she ever saw my face. All I would do was cry and apologise. I would try and not cry though as she would get even more mad at me so if she was like “if you were sorry, you’d cry” then if I was trying not to cry she’d scream in my face saying stuff like “I’ve been through Hell and you lie about having mental health. Stop with the pathetic crocodile tears. I’ll smack you in the face, I swear to God I will. Bitch.”
      My mental health has been so bad that I’ve been rediagnosed with severe depression and social anxiety and after I lost my son last year I was diagnosed with severe post natal depression and acute PTSD. I have been in and out of psychiatric hospitals since.
      I barely leave the house now out of fear I will see her or her boyfriend or her minion (who would either be my friend or hers but mostly on her side to possibly avoid being threatened).
      I’m so scared of the outside world, the only people who I can trust is my mom, my sister and my new best friend.

    • @mikaelious9550
      @mikaelious9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hannikito Dear God, I'm so sorry for you. That's awful... I'm glad you've managed to cut her off.

    • @hannikito
      @hannikito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mikael Britschgi - thanks, and I’m glad too!

    • @mikaelious9550
      @mikaelious9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hannikito You're welcome!

  • @madlycountingsheep139
    @madlycountingsheep139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Honestly the one about trip and the “friends” broke my heart. Idk how the hell people can be like that. I deal with mental illness and struggle in college cus of it, but I have friends who love and support me. It’s how I get through it. I honestly can’t imagine having people in my life who are that nasty. I genuinely hope OP got those people outta their life. They deserve good things and much better friends.

    • @Juubith95
      @Juubith95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same here. I even used to have "friends" a bit like in the story, but luckily I don't anymore. Found some new people who actually support me and I support them when they need it. College is frickin depressing!

    • @_AbhiRam_
      @_AbhiRam_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what i cant believe is that op was still friends with them. she is either stupid, naive or really desperate for friends. or maybe her mental illness is clouding her judgement

    • @WeatherWX
      @WeatherWX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If it helps i saw this post a few week's before the corona mess, OP (the sceenshots not the post itself) actually cut contact with that friends and is getting help.
      The poster said this.

    • @bigpenguin6952
      @bigpenguin6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/woosh

    • @frith.calluna
      @frith.calluna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Seriously, how do people become that much of a shitrag?
      ''So you have depression, it's not you tried to kill yourself so it can't be that bad.''
      If depression is the reason OP dropped out of college, I'd say it's pretty damn bad.
      Not to mention the effect friends can have on your mental wellbeing. I have had a lighter form of depression since I was 12 (19 rn). Got treated for the first time when I was 15-16, felt great. Then my own friends decided to make me the black sheep because I didn't want to drink alcohol with them, which escalated to bullying. They made me miserable and I tried hurting myself because of them. Luckily, I dragged myself back to therapy again (at 17-18) and it happened to be my last year of school so I cut them out of my life completely. Now I'm in uni, studying what I love and I have a new group of friends who actually care about me. Aside from the occasional episode, life is pretty great once again!
      So to all of you struggling with mental health or shitty friends: do what's best for you. It's okay to feel selfish sometimes if your own happiness is on the line. Plus, putting your own health and happiness first isn't selfish to begin with. They don't deserve you and you deserve better. Treat yourself!

  • @Purplepixie42
    @Purplepixie42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    The spelling errors on the “dating flyer” made my head hurt. Also, I’m guessing he has a body buried in his yard.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know right? Even if he does miraculously find a girl she better be okay with him misspelling it when he brands her, too.

    • @Jaymaxair
      @Jaymaxair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is also quite repetive, i mean: "only female friends" and then "no male friends".

    • @Fretooo
      @Fretooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤫

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Esben M The fact that he didn't want a woman who'd ever even been with a black man says even more about him...

    • @acameron513
      @acameron513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would respond to his ad like so: "Female, college-aged, seeking husband. No racial preference. Must be willing not to have children. Must have a graduate/professional degree from a prestigious school, or at the very least have a grasp of his native language. No sexists, racists, Trump supporters, neo-Nazis, climate change deniers, flat earthers, or anti-vaxxers allowed!!!" If I see that ad in person, or one like it, I am texting him this.

  • @franl155
    @franl155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    The "I want a wife" - can't he afford an inflatable woman? seems like that's all he's good for.

    • @lotuslady9821
      @lotuslady9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      franl155 The inflatable women probably have higher standards than him too.

    • @kinghaus
      @kinghaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or a sex doll xd

    • @theghoul2303
      @theghoul2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like chirs chan

    • @LC-se8pw
      @LC-se8pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Now now, why would you doom the inflatable doll population like that?

    • @angeliki5135
      @angeliki5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone else smell the burn? 😂

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "I will not have any female..."
    Yeah you might as well just stop right there buddy

  • @sadpotato3386
    @sadpotato3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Never ever tell someone with depression that it's not serious since they haven't attempted.
    It stays with us and makes us think about doing it; could be enough to push us over the edge

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Getting rid of that "friend" could only improve their mental situation.

  • @jinxtheunluckypony
    @jinxtheunluckypony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    That wife flyer had to be satire. There’s no way anyone could be that unaware.

    • @seungyoungbae9372
      @seungyoungbae9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I wish, but sadly there are delusional people like that in this world.

    • @pilkpepsimilkk
      @pilkpepsimilkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Chan

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sadly, there are entire subreddits & even websites for guys like him. Incels are deluded creeps.

    • @2hawk1ce20
      @2hawk1ce20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@epsilon-eleven I'm interested in reading about that and kinda new at reddit, do you know the names of some of those subreddits?

    • @TiffWaffles
      @TiffWaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope so as well, but when I accidentally came across an incel site years and years ago, I've come to the realization that people like this exist. I exited out of the site and noped the moment I saw grown men say that a child rape victim obviously wanted it because she wouldn't have allowed her abuser to take advantage of her. It was a scary place to find myself. All that woman and girl hating.

  • @whyamihere1563
    @whyamihere1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "See if you have friends when you come back" ...well I wouldn't miss "friends" like that.

    • @AceOSpades717
      @AceOSpades717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They're probably the reason of the state of his mental health tbh. Toxic trash people like that tend to think that mental issues are easier and less hurtful than it really is, I used to date a guy who had that mentality, I ended up calling it "Princess Mentality".

    • @reikoznorma9690
      @reikoznorma9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly the amount of attempts of guilt tripping and being dismissive towards mental health and overall feelings of a person is Sky-high. That CB is 10/5 buttholes, and definitely will not be missed when they block the OP. In that instance, the trash took itself out.

    • @KCohere33
      @KCohere33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aga U Nor would I. I hope that guy was like “Do what you gotta do. I’m going to London. Bye!”

    • @warnova3151
      @warnova3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, at times like that, I'd just introduce his/her kneecaps and elbows to my 44. And make him/her disabled for the rest of their life. At least then they will know how it feels.

    • @emtims1670
      @emtims1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If all the OP's "friends" are like this, then technically they don't have friends now, tbh.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    CB: "I'll be calling your boss later!"
    OP: "Oh, sure, go ahead. What if I tell you, I'M the boss!"
    CB: "NANI?!"

    • @ezelmontenegro889
      @ezelmontenegro889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dino Dracko That is お前はもう死んでいる for choosing beggars

  • @vector6909
    @vector6909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    The most hardcore band member Kevin

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's a Kevin, he's not smart enough to come up with a "cool" stage name

    • @t.abellard6280
      @t.abellard6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Banned* member

  • @jesuschrist8336
    @jesuschrist8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "I'm a senior so I deserve free meals than those children"
    Your birth certificate is already expired. You need a free coffin not free food.

    • @juh2445
      @juh2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Damn you really crucified that walikng corpse

    • @randomizedcontent9461
      @randomizedcontent9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JEBUS

    • @trinitydaimond3632
      @trinitydaimond3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesus man

    • @jacksonvs416
      @jacksonvs416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sucks cause when they die your gonna have to be with them

    • @eowyneadig7879
      @eowyneadig7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultramagnus4105
    @ultramagnus4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This quarantine is revealing the worst in people.

    • @unsaidrumble1790
      @unsaidrumble1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ummm this been happening since before the quarantine...

    • @ultramagnus4105
      @ultramagnus4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unsaidrumble1790 I know that. But the insanity that people could pull off recently...

  • @gNetkamiko
    @gNetkamiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The guy who posted that flyer doesn't need a wife and family. He needs a reality check, a psychiatrist, and perhaps a neurologist to find which neurons in his brain got lost/damage.
    *edit* Oh and perhaps law-enforced house arrest out in the wilds, as to stay away from any populated areas.

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe he was joking (or am I having too much faith in humanity)? Either way, I hope someone called his number and trolled him for a bit XD

    • @sodium7127
      @sodium7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was trolling

    • @flynna
      @flynna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has maaaaajor trust issues, probably an r/niceguy I'm sure

    • @suspish2240
      @suspish2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flynna for sure sounds like one. I stay more than 6ft away from those people

  • @TBLSoundwave
    @TBLSoundwave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Oh god... The spelling errors in the "flyer" gave me a headache. Idk how anyone can think that guy would be a catch lol

    • @emmagraves2056
      @emmagraves2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "RELSHIONS!" Hahahahaaa. I lost it at that!

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He sounds like the cariacture of a guy from several decades ago where women would be treated like property than an actual living person...

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jamesnorman9160 given that the guy was 50, probably has not updated with the times and is angry the world no longer automatically supports what he wants.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've seen almost that exact same thing posted a couple times in the past. I think it's a proto-meme. Basically a meme before memes were a thing, back when people would actually print and post things on bulletin boards. Remember the classic "Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop" flyer you'd sometimes see tacked up on the inside of bathroom stalls? Like that.

    • @Emeraldwitch30
      @Emeraldwitch30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesnorman9160 or the guy who has several not worthy females tied up in his basement. Geezers 😱

  • @DeanDean03
    @DeanDean03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Give me the heart right now. i am a single mother and if you don’t give me the heart you will ruin their Christmas

    • @cheesesaucess
      @cheesesaucess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WAIT-

    • @DieKleineMimose
      @DieKleineMimose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dont edit your comment. The heart will dissapear if you do. :)

    • @mochimanoban8836
      @mochimanoban8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMFG

  • @smortboi2374
    @smortboi2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Pro life hack:
    When dealing with choosing beggars and/or nice guys/nice girls, say: “i hereby officially predict that you’re gon start talking trash after I send you the next message/tweet/text.”
    Then say whatever you want.

    • @chong3209
      @chong3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uM iM pRo ChOiCe (I actually am but not looking for a debate)

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I still find it hard to believe that these people have this kind of thought process

  • @somedude8392
    @somedude8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    You should've just sent him altered carbon spoilers
    That killed me

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am I the only one who watched the first season and didn't have the slightest idea of what happened? Did the rich playboy kill himself or not?

    • @The_Iron_Bull
      @The_Iron_Bull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If I recall correctly... he was murdered by his wife, or was it his son? I dont remember

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No to both of those things. He's alive.

  • @_bethm_5308
    @_bethm_5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I bet the guy with the ‘I want a gf poster’ is just at home like ‘why am I single??’ 😂

    • @David_H__
      @David_H__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Probably says he's such a "nice guy" also

  • @emosoup8505
    @emosoup8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    No one:
    Me: starts having trouble breathing, sneezing and heating up easily.
    Also me: more scared of my mum freaking out at me.

    • @wqfflesyrup8740
      @wqfflesyrup8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dont go to your doctors actually call your doctor before you can confirm an appointment. I hope you're okay:))

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quarantine, fam.

  • @nityodaytekchandani701
    @nityodaytekchandani701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    13:53 yeah exactly, that's how youtube works, everyone first checks if a youtuber has a banner, then subscribes.

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly, content and algorithm be damned. If you have a sick crazy ForkKnife banner, you have my full attention!!

  • @nicklancesabortedchild55
    @nicklancesabortedchild55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Good thing he said he doesn't want us blacks! We don't want him either, he's probably over 500 pounds if I'm being honest.

    • @carolynneoldham1697
      @carolynneoldham1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kadenze Komori He probably also smells like old hot dog water and ass 🤣

    • @mommiellamie5322
      @mommiellamie5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was my first impression too 🤣

    • @amyfair3649
      @amyfair3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's 50yo and seeking a female 20 years younger 😅 No surprised that he's still in mommy's basement

    • @bellagarcia3876
      @bellagarcia3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I pictured a fat guy in my head too. Haha

    • @nicklancesabortedchild55
      @nicklancesabortedchild55 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amyfair3649 LMFAO

  • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
    @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Altered carbon spoiler: diamonds and coal are made of the same thing!
    Altered carbon is a documentary about the element, right?

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone who has never seen the show, I can only assume you're 100% correct.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone who has seen the show, you are 100% correct.

  • @shanmccorkle4762
    @shanmccorkle4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That guy on the singles ad is proply going to be alone for the rest of his life. He doesn't want a wife, he wants a slave.

  • @norrie2460
    @norrie2460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AWW THAT PIZZA SHOP OFFERING FREE FOOD TO STUDENTS WAS SO AMAZING AND WHOLESOME FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

  • @yelyahfan88x94
    @yelyahfan88x94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Im looking for a non-black and racist, small and thus easy to beat woman to breed and serve me. Must not want a life or job and must be obviously blind and brain damaged. " Wow , shame I'm black cause this guy sounds amazing.

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ozukai
      @Ozukai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damnit im a man

    • @zerobitcs
      @zerobitcs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn i have a job

  • @danielhedger5904
    @danielhedger5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Am I talking to Buzz, Bloodfart, Cumrag, Hatchetcock, Razor or Kevin" I pissed my pants laughing.

  • @itsemerald4397
    @itsemerald4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    rSlash when he realizes that F * * * * * is another way to say bundle of sticks
    yea dis is big brain time

  • @amberheimbach7492
    @amberheimbach7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That guy with the flyer will always be single. God willing.

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    She obviously just wants money, but that guy is too smart for her mind games. And now the tables have turned

    • @MrOOF-jy9xg
      @MrOOF-jy9xg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We meet again

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is everywhere.......we can't escape him

  • @xavier4565
    @xavier4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Rslash just wanted to let you know I really appreciate you making these videos everyday, They've helped me get through life for over a year. Thanks for taking the time out of your day to make other's people day better. I know you wont see this but I really hope you have an amazing day!

  • @Bennuhne
    @Bennuhne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been binge watching your videos since I'm temporarily out of my two jobs due to covid, and these videos are really making me feel better. Thank you for the work you do on your channel

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “You work 35 hours a week. You can afford to pay for our drinks”
    So guy is part time. He’s lucky he can afford his own drinks

  • @annapolly5014
    @annapolly5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    R/:Welcome to r/choosing beggars
    Me: *smirks*

  • @bribnkr13
    @bribnkr13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s unreal how entitled POTENTIAL customers are. I’ve had this happen to me before. Messages in the middle of the night on the Instagram page and then complaining when they don’t get an answer

  • @VineTV-1
    @VineTV-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Most certainly the earliest I've been, keep up the good man.

  • @MoodyDLewdy
    @MoodyDLewdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Give us one puppy bloopers as we deserve him oh yeah and can I have your dog why am mad at

  • @Magmadon
    @Magmadon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Holy crap last time I was this fast, youtube ads still payed decently

  • @magicfireflame
    @magicfireflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "So what if you got depression, it's not like you tried to kys". Are they saying the only time a person's mental health matters is if they're driven to the point of trying to end their life? Fucking disgusting...

  • @somedude8392
    @somedude8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Quarantine:exists
    karenx:GIMME YO TP BOIIIII IM A SINGLE MOTHER BOIIIIII

  • @Clarissa_320
    @Clarissa_320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The one about the trip & fake "friends" was so sad & really hit close to home. I can relate because I dropped out of college over my anxiety & depression. 😔

  • @ravyn9380
    @ravyn9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m changing my Netflix password rn & logging out of all devices cause someone in Taiwan is using my damned Netflix. I checked just before you uploaded.

    • @ghihbgyu
      @ghihbgyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you find out? i'm not sure I could tell if someone hacked my account

    • @yoongi9424
      @yoongi9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how do u check that?

    • @wreckelite
      @wreckelite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yoongi9424 go into account settings. There should be an option to view connected devices and it'll show the approximate location of their IP

    • @ravyn9380
      @ravyn9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ghi6h66 bgyu5 Under settings is a page to view who’s logged in. There’s a place to log all devices out & then change the password if things look fishy.

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a similar one, but it is not about Netflix. So, a few months ago, me and my family members were just chilling, watching TV in our living room. Nothing weird at all.
      Since my YT channel is very small, I expected that _nobody_ would even care to get in this account.
      Anyways, we were chilling for a few hours. Then, my mom got an e-mail.
      It said, "New (device type) signed into your account" .
      Literally, _NOBODY_ was on their devices. Nobody knows the password and gmail besides us. (It actually used to be my mom's gmail, but she didn't need it so it became my channel)
      Somebody logged in to our Gmail WITH THE CORRECT PASSWORD without us realizing.
      I have never posted any phone numbers, the gmail, or the password on TH-cam or on other social medias.
      It was terrible, including that we had a TH-cam channel with 50 subs at the time. And lots of videos. That person could of just went to "Account Settings" and found the "TH-cam channel" part, then press " Remove channel".
      Luckily, we quickly discussed a secure but rememberable password, and set it to that. Then logged out all devices in the account settings from the Gmail.

  • @theganericgamers9710
    @theganericgamers9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:25 i like how you kept the begers voice when you switched to the op lol.

  • @PuppysInc
    @PuppysInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The train ticket London story? That “friend” is awful dump her please!

  • @bodkimalone
    @bodkimalone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:51 I noticed she said "and we need you there?"...that question mark shows they don't need him there and probs don't care about the OP,this saddens me greatly

  • @jasari47
    @jasari47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love when he says bundle of sticks because I just imagine them calling people bundle off sticks lol

  • @amandamccarthy8283
    @amandamccarthy8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched so many of these videos during quarantine, I literally had a day dream about rSlash's choosing beggar voice saying "you cant go outsiiiiiiiddddeeee *smirks*"

  • @in_99
    @in_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Having friends like that would give anybody depression

  • @gregarybrown9896
    @gregarybrown9896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:59 the choosingbeggar: WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO SIGN UP?!

  • @Amanda.Marie.13
    @Amanda.Marie.13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    iT sOuNdS LiKe yOuRe tAlKiNg LiKe tHiS when you read in the beggars voice 😂😂😂

  • @Somedude-ok2tt
    @Somedude-ok2tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best response to a choosing beggar “Hi, No good luck.”

  • @erkka3684
    @erkka3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the biggest part of Rslash senpai's job is fixing all the spelling errors for the script. Dude could be an English teacher

  • @sardiniegenie
    @sardiniegenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Blood, Buzzfart, Cumrag, Hatchetcock, Razor or (the more fearsome of them all,) KEVIN." LMAO! omg

  • @smolrobyn
    @smolrobyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I honestly love that Karen voice "wElL... TheY diD!"

  • @secretscorpio5393
    @secretscorpio5393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way he says twat, as a british person I find it hilarious

  • @fcsuper
    @fcsuper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, I typically don't use the word "incel" but 5:11 is the epitome of one.

  • @sethfroman7044
    @sethfroman7044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After bingeing all your videos over the last 72 hours (so happy I stumbled upon this channel btw.) I have lost complete faith in humanity. People just amaze me, and not in a good way.

  • @zontiky
    @zontiky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ive paused my quarantine school to watch this

    • @Alexandra-rb7ju
      @Alexandra-rb7ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are those online courses like? In all my life I've never taken any online programs, I'd most likely fall asleep on the computer after reading the words "Chapter One"

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alexandra-rb7ju The problem isn't that they're online, it's that the people in charge have no clue what internet is and how a computer works. All they really need is one studio and one really good teacher for every subject, and they'd have excellent teaching materials for an entire country. All that's left is some people to check and grade homework

    • @yoongi9424
      @yoongi9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alexandra-rb7ju as someone whos already doing online school, it seems like we're doing better at it than the public schools.
      it basically is how it sounds. we have the live streams for classes and submit and do work online. idk if its the same for all schools but my school has this exemption for if you're caught up in work and have a hood grade that youre exempt for the month, so its not too bad.

  • @Nikoli1103
    @Nikoli1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been binge watching your videos these last two weeks..... and I love them 😁

  • @emilyprime1019
    @emilyprime1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    rSlash uploads
    Me: I've been fed

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy with the Netflix account missed a golden opportunity:
    Yeah, I'll come out and get that Roku reset for you with the new password.
    *takes Roku back home, laughs as former roommate gives shocked pikachu face*

  • @yellow_quack
    @yellow_quack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    was literally just watching another of your choosing beggars videos and stopped just to watch this one

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    (5:06) "...or Kevin?" I'd love to witness the conversation when they came up with their names and the one guy decides to just go by "Kevin."

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That lady’s “friend” made me so sad

  • @pancake1803
    @pancake1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I listen to these when I am playing skyrim and at 5:10 when you said Kevin, it made me laugh and accidentally stab a ally.

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just baffled with these CB who shows his pride on paying with exposure when they only had 1k or less followers on social media.

  • @DignifiedBunny
    @DignifiedBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "....or Kevin?"
    That made me snort

  • @Whistlesonthewind
    @Whistlesonthewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    We all know why billy didn’t want to date black women: they’re too strong willed and think for themselves. It’s hard to CONTROL them.
    We all also know why he doesn’t want to date women who have slept with black men:
    because after sleeping with a black man they’d realize how horrible his “passionate hugging” really is........ 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @thisisaname3283
      @thisisaname3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mincy poo or admittedly any man. This man seems like what would happen if you took the nightmares of a radical feminist, economist, and religious woman together and embodied that.

    • @acameron513
      @acameron513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thisisaname3283 Well, I'm two of those things. This guy does actually tick all the marks of someone I'd never ever marry even at gunpoint.

  • @ayrman942
    @ayrman942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of your older videos pop up occasionally and I go back and watch them. The one in this video with the friends teasing the guy about their depression hit hard man, what sucky friends!

  • @aerinsheridan5564
    @aerinsheridan5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It's not like you've tried to kill yourself"
    Excuse me that's saying
    "I know you're depressed but it's not like you're suicidal so can you just pay for our drinks" that's not okay how is she still op's friend or really fake friend

  • @drewgagneaux5193
    @drewgagneaux5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a recovering addict myself, story 1 is exactly what addicts will do for money. Addiction breeds manipulation.

  • @PumpkinDealer
    @PumpkinDealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:59 we need to know this pizza companys name

  • @AstraeaFae
    @AstraeaFae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your entitled child voice always makes me laugh so hard lmao 😂😂

  • @drsuqi
    @drsuqi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can you do a vid where you switch OP and Karen's voice please?

    • @m1cra848
      @m1cra848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey thats not even a bad idea

    • @ezelmontenegro889
      @ezelmontenegro889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe on like April fools

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, that'd be cool. I wonder who's side we'd take lol

    • @omeloithemarshmallow7663
      @omeloithemarshmallow7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julian Walker that’s genius

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That'd be sooo confusing

  • @slaveteri
    @slaveteri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First story reminds me of when my sister in law was asking for money to "fix her car" while her husband was in Iraq (lots of money coming in because it was war time.) Hubby told her he couldn't give her the money, but he could go buy the parts and fix her car (he was a construction mechanic in the Navy). She noped out and said she really wanted it for her mechanic and needed it as cash. She wasn't happy when my husband refused to give her the money and doubled down on doing the work and buying the parts himself. (And yes, she was an active drug addict and spent ALL of her husband's hazard pay and other income on drugs. He came back with nothing to show for it.)

  • @FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule
    @FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who dropped out of college due to depression, I can say that just cause someone hasn't gone into ER for an attempt, doesn't mean the desire never crept up. Hell, even out of college i'm struggling. Those "friends" are terrible. It's easier to just be alone

  • @alanisaflower838
    @alanisaflower838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:23 Don't forget the fresh oil logo,Hon.

  • @balto2455
    @balto2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ah just perfect

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Have fun in London, see if you have any friends when you come back."
    "Oh, you mean that you'll leave my life forever if I go to London? Cool, I'll book a hotel for a week."

  • @brandymatthews1973
    @brandymatthews1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the old controlling dude that put up the flyers around town sounds like my ex husband, except he's a lil younger by a few years and he wouldn't put up flyers...he'd wait until he married you then do the 180 degree change...he doesn't like black women either, and the funny thing is that the's black...he likes his women to be white or asian...and he loves red heads

  • @lemonboy5869
    @lemonboy5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    as someone with depression i had to hold back my anger with the texts with the person who was getting bothered by their "friend" bout not buying them drinks. no one should be talked to like that especially someone with depression

  • @authorhoper8316
    @authorhoper8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    -When you’re Hispanic and black so you’re safe from this man-

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did you make a direct strikethrough? The best one I can do is -this- and it looks more like an underline. What symbol did you use? An underscore at the beginning and end makes italics, asterisks (or this *) at the beginning and end makes it bold, and a minus sign at the beginning and end makes a "strikethrough" .

    • @coitag
      @coitag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITAC85 -like this-
      Put a ' - ' informs and back of the sentences. Hope this helps

  • @alana.dyer.author
    @alana.dyer.author 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that 1 member is Kevin is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @npdbenrey
    @npdbenrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Last time I was this early, rSlash wasn’t around...

  • @pateralus9
    @pateralus9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:19 As a recovering addict, I can attest that this is EXACTLY how I used to do people. And it's terrible.
    I *so* do not miss those days.

  • @92jwiener
    @92jwiener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Mid Eastern female." We talkin' Iraqi or like Brooklyn area?

  • @Mollyarty
    @Mollyarty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:50 literally the only thing on the entire flyer that makes any sense is the idea that couples have to earn each other's trust, and he didn't even express that properly.

  • @jax_turner24
    @jax_turner24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Early - I’m binging your channel for the quarantine vibes

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "if you don't buy us beer we won't be your friends anymore!"
    Ok good! I'm tired of being your Instacart!

  • @ooogabooga
    @ooogabooga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only thing I agree with on the flyer thing is no drug addicts I feel like that’s a reasonable request

  • @RoughThief
    @RoughThief 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hi. No. Good luck." I like that guy!

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:39 Anyone know why there's a company literally called 6 in Japanese? That's a terrible name

  • @eliekira7521
    @eliekira7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one story about the person mocking the OP for having depression seriously pissed me off. I went through a really bad phase where I was nearly expelled from school because I was having so much trouble just getting out of bed. The fact that she mocked him for dropping out college... that's a low blow.

  • @shilomclain8773
    @shilomclain8773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2 minutes after posting... I’m for once “The Early Bird” 🐤🤩

    • @Z-sVoiid
      @Z-sVoiid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should share your worms! Oh, wait, we have choosing beggars instead. 🤣🤣

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats, here's your worm, with extra dirt. Enjoy

  • @Lore-my4cs
    @Lore-my4cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should make an episode that is all puppy bloopers.it would be hilarious and adorable. Btw, love your channel. You seem like a good person and your a one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @thomasbates7469
    @thomasbates7469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hey rSlash, love your work, and don't want to sound entitled (lol) but I have noticed lately that you do a lot of repeats. But still love you man

    • @jordanruggera7126
      @jordanruggera7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas Bates sometimes those videos get removed so he will repeat his favorites.

    • @thomasbates7469
      @thomasbates7469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordanruggera7126 Ohhh alright! I watch them as they are released so never see if its removed, I apologise if I sounded rude or entitled

    • @jordanruggera7126
      @jordanruggera7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all! It took me a while to figure it out, too.

  • @aliakbuse
    @aliakbuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:45 Does that say "HordeSoft Inc." ? lmfao