r/Choosingbeggars She STEALS Money from a Cancer Family!
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- r/Choosingbeggars When a choosing beggar sees money, there's only one thing that goes through their mind: I DESERVE THAT MONEY! So when a choosing beggar sees somebody hand money to the family of a cancer victim, she does what comes naturally and grabs it right out of their hand. How incredibly shameless do you have to be to steal from actual cancer family? Some people are just disgusting! If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button for daily Reddit videos!
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Choosing beggar
r/entitledparents is by far the best. love your Karen voice man. the best XD
r/youngpeopleyoutube maybe?
Tales from tech support
r/nosleep is my favorite
I CANNOT begin to describe how hard I laughed at “that’s when the choosing beggar reaches for- ..what the f**k?” The quiet awe in his voice of how utterly ridiculous it was. Thank you rSlash. I’m going to be laughing all damn day.
yeah i did the same, had to listen to it a few times and just said bless him,
It was definitely funny, but also a little confusing. Doesn't he read the stories before deciding which ones to record?
@@limiv5272 From what I have witnessed, he reads these for the first time recording so we can get genuine reactions whenever possible. If you listen really closely when he does a story with more swearing in it he actually slows down a bit because he is having to do censorship on the fly. I imagine he only records them again if he misses something TH-cam doesn't like, or the mic picks up something it isn't supposed to. Like adorable puppy noises. :-)
I ran to the bathroom!
@@limiv5272 I believe he does record it the first time and uses it, but will re read parts if something goes wrong, this was a situation where s0mething went wrong I guess, another example of things going wrong are the puppy bloopers
“I have depression and it is really hard for me to do things”. That boiled my blood. As someone with depression who has a hard time doing things, you don’t just... DEMAND everyone to do everything for you because it’s hard.
I am sorry to hear that... hope you are doing better atm!
SAME OH MY GOD
Ff
I have DEPRESSION and I wouldn't even think of even demanding in the first place.
100% honest here I said OUTLOUD "I hAvE dEpReSsiOn It'S hArD fOr Me To Do ThInGs. One of those things is spelling apparently." Also I hope your depression gets better softserve.
"I stole from *the store* because I'm vegan"
Didn't know being vegan gives you the freedom to steal! Wish I'd have known this sooner, since I've been vegan for 3 years.
"I'm trans so i can never get in trouble", suuuuuuure, come with me person
f a c t s
You should watch Scott Pilgrim VS the World and learn about your Vegan card
Lol, they weren't just vegan: they were transgender, homeless and a college student. The great 'let me get away with what I want' combination.
@@jamesnorman9160 i doubt they any of these things.
I loved how you put your genuine reaction in this one- “CB reaches- WTF”
Oh that was great
I laughed too hard at that
I wheezd at it too
Listened to it a couple times so funny
Timestamp 15:27
I loved his genuine reaction it was Slightly funny the way he just stopped and said "wtf"
"I now have a court date for no reason." Um, you just admitted to stealing from the store. It's not "no reason."
I'm actually from the area in the post (Burlington, VT) and we call City Market "City Markup" because they only sell the most expensive groceries. If they had a problem paying for those groceries, they could've gone to a cheaper store.
That person was also trans which means they automatically believe the world owes them understanding and to just step aside and let them do what ever they want.
@@gamergodofjustice i don't get if you're sarcastic or meant something else, but your statement sounds very transphobic just fyi
@nonexitingsoulofaweeb2379 calling a group out for their gross behavior isn't phobic.
CB: "Surely you're not cold hearted..."
Me: "Yes, yes I am, your move!"
Lol, this needs to be on the top 😹
I'm so cold I wouldnt even respond
Honestly this story didn't seem terrible untill he was like you arnt cold hearted are you?. My brain was like nope! Not dealing with guilt trips.
"Cold hearted? Not at all, just completely indifferent."
R/entitledparents
As someone who has lost family to cancer, and suffers from Multiple Sclerosis, myself. That is beyond being a choosing beggar. That there is the epitome of human garbage.
So shameful and disgusting. I hope karma comes for that Karen!
First one of these I've heard where I wished I was there so I could threaten to beat the shit out of her if she didnt give the poor woman her money back .
i hope youre doing well ♥
@Azuraion I don't know if your diseases can be cured but I hope you get better soon ❤️
@Darran Thomas that was my very same reaction
Oh.. hope you recover! ❤
That was one of the most egregious things I've ever heard. Truly appalling behavior by a sub human.
CB: *Steal stuff*
Manager: *Calls the cops*
CB: *"Wait, that's illegal."*
No its "wait, that's illegal?"
But... but... you said you weren't gonna call the cops!!!
Lol
And I love your pfp
I don't understand why I should go to jail IM VEAGAN!
RSlash “then she suddenly reaches......Wtf” mans only job is to read these and he still gets surprised that just shows you how unexpected these people are
I don’t think that he pre-reads the stories before he records them
Laughed too hard
_"i tRiED lEaViNg wIthOuT pAyIng"_
*_"I wAsN't sTeaLiNg I wOuLd neVeR"_*
i wOuLd nEvEr dO tHat ThAt iS iLlEgAl
IM a lAw-AbidINg cItiZen I sWeAr
Lmao-
And brining beeing Trans in it, for pittypoints, doesnt make it better lol.
I wAs JuSt TrYiNg To LeAvE wItHoUt PaYiNg
The Instant “what the f**k” was the best part
I totally agree I laughed so hard at that one
Felt compelled to just replay that moment several times just because it was funny.
Same feeling more volume in my reaction
Kind of doesn't make sense though... Like, doesn't he read the stories he's going to narrate to himself ahead of time? So it wouldn't have been the first time he read it...
@@demenevai maybe he wanted to see if the sound or edition is good
Mom: *gives CB free rides*
CB: Hippity hoppity your car is now my property
Mom: *stops giving CB free rides*
CB: *surprised Pikachu face*
R/ : *WHA-*
😂😂😂🤣🤣💀
stardf29 🌭
J. S. 🌭
Deanna Jackson 🌭
“The choosing beggar then reaches for the money....”
Me: Excuse Me?!? *Kill Bill siren*
speaking of which... I would rather not reveal how many unhumane thoughts went through my head...enough to put me in jail thats for sure
The good The bad The Karen
the only reason i would be tempted to be religious is if it meant that hell was a real place, because i would then know that some of these monsters have a place to get their karma. reaching for money that is in no way yours is just a new level of F'd in this scenario for sure. I would probably have kicked her out on the curb right then and there and dead stopped 25 dollars from going to her at all.
Not to be one of those people, but as someone who had a brother with cancer, the moment I read the title I was like "I'm going to be so pissed, I shouldn't watch this." I was indeed correct, I'm so pissed. The audacity of some people, the entitlement that people have, to look at a kid with cancer and think "yea, I'm going to take money from this family because I somehow deserve it more than that child."
@@TheNewSoda Plot Twist: Both the good and the bad would team up against Karen
"i will tell the profesor that you stole my idea!!!"
oh yees. what will i ever do? not like i have a text message of you LITRUALY ADMITTING THAT YOU ARE LYING...
CB logic
Screen shots would definitely screw this choosing beggar's future.
"I'm here for the free donut, this is my daughter JVictoria."
that probably constitutes as a real name by today's flailing standards
im here for the free donut, my daughter is Jidonthaveakid
My kid's named Jcorden :)
@@MOCHERlK Love it
I'm here for the free donut, this is my daughter JKatrina
"I'm a student, vegan, homeless, poor, and trans. Gimme gimme gimme!"
Entitled trans people almost annoy me more than normal entitled people, at least as a trans person myself. The world doesn't owe us shit.
I feel like half this shit is a lie to get sympathy tbh
Add some people descended from slavery who still feel like victims to the mix and you've got a full package...
@@Sakiko23 holy shit I hate those people. Noone ever talks about the places where white folks are oppressed. It doesn't fit their narrative "white man bad"
@@texaspatriot2038 Yes there are countries where white people are opressed in modern times. Also no one ever talks about the Irish when they first came to America because it doesn't fit their political agenda of "White man bad!"
"And at the same time, CB reaches... what the f**k?!"
This is, the best thing I've ever seen on this channel
ikr? Listened to it a couple of times
It cracked me tf up
The story about the CB who wants four free meals etc is another great example of how i will never understand how those sellers keep being so nice. I'm also a person who's too often too nice, but even i would respond "not so nice" after the first few texts.
Whenever I get an urge to respond rudely and with anger, I step away from my phone and allow myself to calm down and think. If they crossed the line, I might be passive aggressive, but it definitely helps to wait until you've cooled down before leaving a response.
If someone starts sending messages like that i automatically block them. I just don't have the patience for bullshit. Bye bye with your little sociopathic selves.
I've given away dog food and diapers amongst other things for free on Facebook and it's never pleasant because people's entitlement as well as people looking for a freebie
@@LilChuunosuke or no response sometimes because I just can't
"I have a brain tumor, its not contagious" 😭😭😭 that just broke my heart 💔💔
14:52 I'm really happy that Anne's daughter is doing better now cuz I love hearing about people getting better from stuff,my dad got out of hospital treated from an infection recently and my Mum was in just before him with a broken hand, I'm sooooooo happy that they're ok cuz I love them more than anything in my life
If you love hearing about people getting better from stuff I'll write you when I won't have the coronavirus anymore
It's nice to hear that the little girl is in remission, brain Cancer is so often deadly.
BlankoPie yes, brain cancer can be very hard to treat successfully. So glad the young lady is feeling better though !!❤️🌹
So the little girl is ok? That's good
My dad has brain cancer is this is extremely accurate seeing as the only treatments are chemo or cutting out sometimes a large portion of the brain it makes me incredibly happy to know she is doing better and I hope she recovers as well as she can!
One of the boys from my church had a brain tumor and has since passed. It came out of nowhere too.
Yeah that almost never happens . I've never heard of that.
"The dress is ugly"
"it matches you perfectly"
Please an we have more uncensored reactions? They voice exactly what most of us are thinking.
franl155 I agree, and I like your profile pic.
@@foxfire_rec4036 - Thank you! Only recently decided to stop using the default, the barn owl is my very favourite animal.
franl155 lol, I noticed it was a barn owl since I had to do a project on one as a middle schooler. I used so many pictures that whenever I see a barn owl I can immediately identify it.
@@foxfire_rec4036 - They leave others standing, in my book. How did the project go?
franl155 I don’t really remember, but I know I did get a good grade. It was like in 3rd grade.
I lost it when he said "what the f*ck" after reading that last story.
-NeoBlade
Dude same lmao so much confusion in three words
same i laughed my ass off
You're definitely not the only one!
Same 😂😂😂 !!!
My reaction exactly. Let's hope that CB lost her home, lost her kids to CPS, and is now a bum.
The people in the car story should have just left CB on the road and drove away
She could use the money she stole off the cancer patient to pay for an uber home.
Letting everything aside for a while, how the hell CB said that "now this car is going to be public bus for teenagers" like this teenager is literally owners daughter tf!!!
"CB reaches- *Geniune shock gasp* What the f*bleep*?!" I legit had that reaction too. Some people thse days.
I thought CB stood for Crazy B*** whoop
The sound of your CB voice is always sure to bring out my visceral hatred of humanity. Thanks!
@@bigdog5433 Both
@@bigdog5433 yes
@@bigdog5433 Linus
I hate it, I can barely watch his videos. I wish he'd stop going so over the too with it, it takes him ages to get through a sentence and it sounds horrible.
It's supposed to sound horrible. Because he's reading the lines of horrible people ruining others lives.
"Please, for all the E parents here, make it fair." "E" isn't for the first name of the kid. "E" stands for "Entitled." As in "Entitled parents." Nothing is ever fair in their books. Even free doughnuts.
Facts
@@acerose7164
E parents: B-but that starts with an F, what aBoUt USs Reeeee
Me: Okie dokie time to pay respect * presses F*
lol yes it is, or at least in this context, the person is giving out donuts to people based off the first letter of their name, they didnt do the letter E yet and the EP is upset that their kid wont get a donut bc their letter B kid got a donut
edit: i think i just got woooshed 😔
That guy in the second story after being told they can’t cook it: I do not see -👄-
Damn he does a good “entitles Karen” voice
When he mentioned how the choosing begger tried reaching for the money, I had to rewinds once or twice to make sure I was hearing it properly
How freaking entitled can someone be? Taking the money, AND saying, "It's my car too!"
the academic fraud one makes me wish I was the person dealing with the choosing beggar. I would have screenshot EVERYTHING and then ask who their professor was and taking to them and the school. Like DAMN
Also, if they spent the time they spent abusing the person on their project insteaf, they would have had it on the way.
Tbh, getting notes from someone isn't really academic fraud at all, in college most people beg each other to get some help with notes
z2ocky notes yes, but not a project
@@z2ocky the beggar didn't want notes they wanted the entire project
The story with the CB blaming the sick girl literally made me wanna cry for humanity.
That “What the f**k” response was absolutely perfect, I need to hear more original responses
“I want your cancer money” Alrighty can I have your child support then KAREN
Side note: assuming she means Burlington, Washington, if she was actually arrested with a freaking COURT DATE, that means she was stealing hundreds of dollars of groceries.
VaellinTheBard She’s referring to Burlington, CO I believe. We have City Market Grocery stores here in Colorado.
@@trinitynerdlove what are the minimum $ theft to have someone not just be arrested in CO but also have a court date?
Never mind, was a much easier search than expected.
For those curious: CO has a misdemeanor (theft 1) at $500. Which means that she was stealing $500+ worth of "groceries"
There’s also a Burlington in Ontario Canada.
@@VaellinTheBard or more happened than they're saying. Whenever someone says "X did Y for 'no reason'" i find that that usually means there were reasons and those reasons haven't been mentioned.
I fail to understand why it's engraved into a choosingbeggars DNA that it's always a total strangers fault for their problems?
Well because they have a COLD HEART!!! Despite the fact that they're offering stuff and are polite and apologetic even when called names, they should do more, no matter what they're doing, it's not enough. The choosing beggars instead don't owe anything to anyone cause they're a single mom/poor/trans/jobless/a vet/other. Oh, also they always wait last minute/already promise stuff to their brats, so when stuff is just not gonna happen they have no alternative. How about starting to look into a solution sooner, instead of just leaving it up to luck to fall on your lap?? These people are killing me *sigh*
What do you expect? They always think they are never wrong.
Victim mentality. It's not just in CB's, but is VERY present in virtually all of them. It's a mental crutch to put a wall between a person and their stupid actions instead of taking responsibility.
They're selfish, that's it
It's called narcissism
There are three definitions of insanity:
- doing the same thing over and over and hoping for a different outcome
- valuing anything over another life and life itself
- believing you are entitled to the world when the world just met you
That second one is up for debate. There are a lot of things I value more than my own life, like the lives of my family and loved ones, and my principles. Personally, I think the only ting that makes life worth living, is having things that you'd be willing to sacrifice it for, if required. If I have to watch the people I care about die or sacrifice my integrity and what I believe, in order to live, what is that life even worth?
@Sam Rosenberg To be fair, it says *another* life and life itself; for example, if you valued material goods or specific ideals more than the lives of other people around you, that would be pretty insane, right? I see where you’re coming from, though, and I agree :)
@@tebthecat Fair enough, that's a good point. I guess I was being too narrow in my interpretation.
Sam Rosenberg that was the friendliest debate in a TH-cam comment section I’ve ever seen. Clap for both of you!
Bryni Adiel doing the same thing over and over again mhmm, sounds like my relationship with killing MMORPG bosses over and over again trying to get their gear because of their crap drop rates.
“I have depression and it’s really hard for me to do things!”
Well if you have depression maybe this project will help you get your motivation back huh?
15:26 “however, at the same time CB reaches... Wut the f#@k?!”
RSlash, TH-cam
Quote of the video
I actually laughed when you played the clip with the involuntary “what the f***?” That’s the first thing that came out my mouth too! 😂
I'm so happy Anne's daughter is in remission!
When I heard the choosingbeggar reached for the money I literally said out loud Wtf. That's got to be the most insensitive, entitled person ever
Goddamn, that "wtf" from Rslash gets me everytime.
imagine thinking you need to be on a specific diet when homeless lol
"I'm homeless and vegan"
Only in America.
Ah, America.
I can imagine it happening in the UK as well, sadly :(
Yeah, i dont think you're terrible familiar w Europe...
I'll bet your country is not without its entitled jerks.
@@rodneybever9583 You mean....America? Why yes, yes it does.
Being a perpetual victim doesn't mean you can get away with breaking the law. Happy how that first one turned out lmaooo
yeah. Listened to it like "I'm 23, trans" -- ohhboy here we go.
Why is it even fucking RELEVANT?
But of course he/she/helicopter is vegan as well.
Homeless but vegan. Choosing beggar indeed.
@@rogthepirate4593 any sane trans person ever probably rolled their eyes at that line simultaneously... like bitch, being trans is hard but that doesn't mean you get a free pass to break the law. And the vegan part? Unless op has severe allergies that don't allow them an omnivorous diet, their needs WERE being met. When you're truly poor you realize real quick that you cannot afford to be too nitpicky.
@@ClockworkChandelure Thats what I think. Yes, I feel bad they were misgendered. Thats not cool whoever you are. But being trans isn't an excuse itself. And you don't get to be picky and insist on being a vegan if you are poor and literally starving (because you are refusing to eat the "non-vegan" food provided to you)
That story just pissed me off. Trans people have a hard enough time fighting prejudice without other trans people perpetuating that prejudice by doing shit like this. Same with vegans. Quit making other people look bad because of your entitlement. And yes, this person probably needed food and shelter and all that other stuff you need when you're in dire straits (it's not unlikely that this person was kicked out of their home for being trans, since that's unfortunately something that happens a lot), but there are things you can do to survive that don't involve stealing (probably; not everywhere has good infrastructure for taking care of homeless people :\)
@@novaroseoooooo Everybody has an equal opportunity to be a shitty person, but, when a person in a minority is shitty, all the prejudiced a-holes crawl out of the woodwork to claim that 'aLL yOu PeOplE ArE LikE ThIS.' It's super frustrating.
The story about the donuts reminded me of a story that happened to my dad.
I live in a Spanish-speaking country, there is a very popular ice cream shop in my country, and before (I don't know if they still do) they had these letter offers ... but it was an offer for the last name, well, once our last name came out, Calvo. that in Spanish can mean bald and my dad is bald
well, my dad saw the ad and went to the store, came in and when he was treated he said "I'm coming for the offer from Calvo" the ladies looked confused and said
"Sir, the offer is for people named Calvo, not for those who are bald"
my dad got his ID and was able to get his ice cream ... so happy ending
JAJAJA ¿Cuál tienda era? Aquí no encuentro esas ofertas :')
"I didn't steal"
less than a minute later: "I stole from them"
So which is it?
nothing will beat the feeling of euphoria when I heard the daughter is in remission
People need to stop saying “sorry” to choosing beggars.
Omg, FINALLY someone said that. I've seen so many vids about such human pieces of s... and the other side was always so freaking polite, like how do you allow anybody to speak to you like that? Why are you explaining yourself to them? The patience some people have in such situations is unbelievable. And, quite frankly, completely unnecessary.
@@ankaf-j9129 Yeah I'd like to be that assertive person that tells them to go to hell but unfortunately, I have too much stupid empathy and it GETS IN MY WAY. One day I will master the passive aggressive comeback, one day... *shakes fist at sky*
@@natlegend I believe in you🙃
"Kick my ass!" I wish I received that text cause I woulda DIED laughing 😂
6:21
"I'll tell the professor that the thing you finished and turned in first is a copy of my incomplete thing."
These people are so dumb they don't even know how to threaten to try to get their way.
If someone asks you to babysit when you don’t want to, just say “only if I get to change their diapers”
They shouldn’t ask again
5:39 Ah yes, committing a crime makes you a good human. ok...
He should have told the choosing beggar that he’d have all the meals ready and delivered by 6:30 and leave him with no food for his guests 😂😂
I'd just have told them to F off and blocked them.
@@dx1450 i'd just tell them that i have screenshooted the conversation and good luck on your reputation now
"Oh poor me! I'm homeless and desperate!"
"I'm also trans, vegan and attempted to steal a bunch of groceries! Organic of course!"
The sad part is. People like this exsist
@@schwibleh4715 I found them a while ago.
This makes me think of that clip from the green inferno, when the tribe people give their prisoners bowls of something to eat and the rest of then are eating the food and the one character pipes up with, "but I'm vegan!"
Their response to this was the most perfect response ever to something like that.
Nothing. Completely ignored her and kept on eating
@@hurley9772 Didn’t she kill herself in that same scene, though?
I don't get what being trans has to do w anything, but I agree w the overall sentiment
IM CRYING THE QUIET “what the f**k?” WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY
Karen: iM veGAn 🌱 aND H0mEleSs aNd traNz, s0 i caN sTEAl
Me: ✋😐🤚 *breath in and out*. 😑. GET LOST NOW
Reasons: "Im sick and i have *depression*"
>-> no....
"i would never steal" but " i stole from city market" hmmm..... nope i see nothing wrong here.
I may be stupid, but im not a moron
The first story was absolutely irritating to see it from here perspective. Just how can someone like that manage to exist?
Listen, being misgendered is awful and I totally understand having to do what you have to do when you're homeless, but you can't expect the employees to let you commit crimes or get mad at them for enforcing. Literally they could get into trouble/lose their job
Edit: I guess ppl are focusing on me saying misgendering isn't cool and missing that I said OP was wrong. I do not think that because of that OP shouldn't have been arrested
True that
That's what your concerned aboht?
@@long7463 misgendering ain't cool even if they're criminal and choosing beggar
@@hotmamma2126 I never said that
this is exactly what i was thinking! like screw the cop for misgendering the cb. but man, in that position, you need to admit you did something ‘wrong’ and go to walmart self checkout in the future.
"Kick my butt. I mean lick." HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
I loved the reaction to the CB reaching for the money. I started dying of laughter. I find dumb things so funny but at least it made my day. These videos are awesome
I would've showed the txt msgs to a university admin. Yes I'm THAT petty.
I hate when I’m deep in the comments and out of no where an ad pops up 😩🤬
The person trying to get the project has overlooked that no person with depression has the self-confidence required to be that entitled.
Your reaction was literally exactly my reaction and I died 😂
"I'll tell the professor you stole my idea"
Lol you know you texted everything right? Lol
"-CB reaches-what the F***?!" OH I'm dying. That was good. I also got this mental image of Yugo just suddenly sitting up like, "What?!"
“For the E parents here”
Me: oh, E as in Entitled parents?
Nice 😂😂
Yep, abbreviations can be very confusing indeed.
For instance, anyone want to guess what R.P.G. means?
( spoilers ahead )
Adventure gamers; Role Playing Game(s).
Military and shooter-game players; Rocket Propulsion Grenade.
Dangerous goods transport; Restricted Poisonous Gas.
Basketball players; Rebounds Per Game.
Yep, all different, all correct. :-)
"CB reaches.." *wHaT tHe FuCk* i'm dying lmaoo
I need a donut . I deserve it . Or I will call the police.
Next episode:
BEST BUY WOULDNT LET ME TAKE A FULL CART OF STUFF WHEN IM PREGNANT AND BISEXUAL
The story after that: WALMART WOULDNT LET ME TAKE THEIR CHARITY BOX BUT I NEED THE MONEY MORE THAN THE PEOPLE WITH CANCER
The story after that: MCDONALDS WOULDN'T LET ME KILL SOMEONE I HATED BECAUSE THEY REFUSED TO GIVE ME THEIR MONEY
I would of turned the car around, and tell her to take the train.
Yep. I'd spend half my night taking her ass right back to where I picked her up, to drop her off there and then go home. That wouldn't be a waste of time at all, because the satisfaction would be so sweet.
r/pettyrevenge
Tell me you wouldn’t do the same
6:20 Hopefully OP kept thse screenies of that text exchange and gave them all to the beggar's prof.
“This car is mine!” lol I love that mom!
“The choosing beggar then reaches f- what the ####” this made me laugh so hard
15:29 I literally laughed until I coughed thank you for including this
Wish I could have seen his face when he read that part about the CB reaching for the money and laughed my but off when I heard it cuz you could tell he was shocked
The first cb pulled all the cards they could 😂 I doubt any of them were true
"at the same moment cb reaches for- what the f**k?" 😂
Ok rSlash, now we need more of your genuine reactions
I was more shocked that ms Chooseypants over there thought that picking up a cancer patient was an inconvenience. And that she had said that shit about her getting sick like cancer is contageous. Lady just...no.
“GRUNT! GRUNT!...Grunt...grunt...
Okay can I have help now?”
Madness combat references intensifies
"the cb reaches for... wtf."
I died laughing at this
grunt grunt grunt
me: gets flash back to the bully book
I laughed so hard at your reaction to the CB trying to take the money, rslash
CB: *takes the money she didn't earn for a car that's not hers from a woman with a child with cancer*
Me: WAYMENT...
I swear, when a CB wants you to do something, they live in the 20's when 5 bucks could net you a week of food. But when they want money, they live 80 years in the future where it costs 100 dollans to use the pay toilet...Yes...These are dark times...
More like thousands of years later when you are daily taxed hundereds of dollars for breathing
@@apollo4294 #TheLorax
@@TheZipperDragon Great reference, but I don't think that's what he meant.
This video came out at the perfect time. Right when I needed to listen to a Reddit video :)
"1 Star...they wouldn't let me leave!!" I laughed so hard at that.
The amount of times I roll my eyes or my jaw drops during these videos 😂😂 i can’t actually believe there are actual people out there like this.
[Steals a large amount of stuff] "I can't believe someone would call the police on me!!!"
17:36 You got it all wrong, it's a dollar an hour + a free kid, I wouldn't miss the opportunity to have a free meal.
Oh yeah sam- *wait a second*
Or you could sell the “food” on the dark web
Lol. I know a few people in my life that ACTUALLY pulled the same 💩, I guess now I know what to label them.
I don't understand why people think that once they use something a lot they own it, Just because you contaminate it more doesn't mean it belongs to you.
You’re actual reaction to that story had me dying😂😂😂
Where is MY doughnut i DESERVE IT