OMG that is a pet peeve of mine. ONCE you establish that you are throwing away money like that ... YOU CAN NO LONGER SAY THINGS LIKE "oh, I'm hurting for money right now." ETC. Saying "I'm hurting for money" or "I need help, I'm broke right now, can you help me out?" Is for people who are NOT able to spend $5k on xmas.
@@milespico7179 which is why the "I'll pay you back when I get my tax refund" dodge is the absolute best. These people never consider debts a priority over spending on themselves.
Seriously. "Having kids isn't cheap" fuck off. Kids will understand if you need to not spend a gross amount of money for Christmas. Yeah it's four kids and that builds up but just. Get all four of them a communal game console and a few games, that'll be less than $1000!
The one that was in South Africa... He offered a tip of 500 RANDS, not dollars. The South African rand is worth about 7 cents in American money. Yep. He offered them a $35 tip.
@@k0h69 they clearly don't know that every fucking place in the world uses currency, I am american but I know how Canadian dollars, and how Euros work and their currency. They're making us look dumb, since they believe the American Dollar is the only currency.
Whenever someone says“but my *insert friend or relative* can do it cheaper” after asking you, you instantly can dismiss them as a beggar. If your relative/friend is so good, why don’t you ask him before me?
@@vewayy No you sexist piece of shit, it's "as if it's our fault they didn't use a condom". Having sex is normal and healthy, but I guess you wouldn't know that because no one would do it with you
There are three sentences that make me groan in pain by now "I'm a single mother" "My kid deserves it" and "You've got one, you don't need the old one"
Hi. I'm sorry, I didn't think about what I said yesterday." *Translation* : "I realized, just now, that slagging off a family friend who babysat for us, who I was harassing for free crap, was a terrible idea as my wife will be pissed and we're down a babysitter."
More like: "I know I said some pretty rude things yesterday, but hopefully this apology will be enough to erase what I said so I can try to swindle you again today and if it still doesn't work then I'll resort to saying some equally rude things like yesterday."
"I want to be able to warn others about you!" Warn them...that they expect to be paid for their work and won't tolerate verbally abusive choosing beggars?
/this "I'm a single mom, and I need a tattoo covered up." "Lady, you need a life coach first, as you're obviously incapable of making adult decisions."
Always been a bit of a pet peeve of mine since I've had friends who had single moms who worked super hard to make ends meet [one of em was a nurse who worked late shift at a hospital] CBs who use that excuse make the good moms look bad.
You can. "I decided not to purchase this product/use this service/shop at this store because...". I've done that a few times for things like "restaurant smells like rotted meat", or "product was very clearly made of cheap materials". That guy, though... he's just being an ass and trying to get some form of petty revenge when he's clearly in the wrong. And OP proved it.
Seriously!!! Its gotten even worse these days too. Our culture has convinced all of these women that their victims of something. And it's like bonus points if you are a single mother. As if you deserve a prize for it. Pathetic.
Watching "choosingbeggars" videos, we always see the same pattern: The victim playing dumb and always explaining themselves to the entitled jerk. Don't give explanations to jerks. You don't owe them that.
The chirstmas village post: I love how at the very beginning he says this is how you run your business then says you are actually charging. Hahaha my dude is one serious twit.
@@crosshika2980 continues... CB: Person IS HARRASSING ME HELP!!!! THEY THREATENED TO KILL ME AND I DEMAND TO SEE THEM ARRESTED. Person: *shocked pikachu face*
(With the painting thing) A similar thing happened to me. I’m a beginner in painting and I charge like 5 or 6 dollars, not that much right? Well apparently not to my cousin. She came to me once and this is what happened (Cc choosing cousin) Cc: Hey, could you do a painting of my mom? I need a Christmas present for her but I can’t buy anything. Me: sure, if you can give me about 5 dollar- Cc: Why can’t you do it for free?? I’m your cousin after all Me: I’m sorry but I’m not waisting my time on something that I’ll get no payment for Cc: But whyyy Me: Because I have my own things to do Cc: FINE your paintings are sh*t anyway! And then I painted a picture of her mom and *I* gave it to her with *MY* signature. I also told her about Cc since my aunt had 0 tolerance for her children being brats. And I’m kind of petty.
Yeah, not that the choosing beggars are even remotely right, but every time someone says something like that, I immediately assume that they're almost certainly rude themselves.
This is one of the better posts. I really appreciate these because it not only shows me that I'm not the only one dealing with absurd people, but that it could always be worse.
I hope his wife saw this conversation and tore him a new one for trying to take advantage of HER friend. The artist is not his friend and he is all but a stranger to her. So why should she paint anything for him for free?
Fortunately i did not came across something exactly like this before but i had a few annoying encounters. But those were harmless to my blood pressure...Unlike the person(more like thing) in the video.
I would have just said goodbye and blocked them right after that rude line. The main motivation for a real business is passion(i do it because i love to do it). If i do not feel comfortable working with you then the money does not worth it.
@@cosmicreef5858 I agree with your first sentence, however there are several issues with the last 2. There are many reasons why a "real" business operates, profits, passion, social change, etc. As to the last sentence, you're talking about employees. A business is run by employers. And the freedom to leave work or simply change is a luxury many can't afford. It's not that simple when you have a family to feed, rent to pay, bills piling up.
Whenever I see a stupid begging post I always reply sarcastically now, I’m not “nice” or patient to these people anymore. Gotta speak a language they can understand
OMG... I'm an independent artist so I've had so many of those messages. Usually on Facebook. The Laptop story reminded me of something. I have some Fantastic friends who hand down their electronic equipment whenever they upgrade. Really sweet people but they get some Serious choosing beggars. People getting upset and whining because they're not Actually getting given the latest tech, demanding they upgrade sooner, or literal begging. They Get Nothing. But my laptop died recently and I cannot afford to replace it. 3 of them offered me their old ones And tech support. Greatest People Ever. Unless you're a choosing beggar. ;)
@@familiarstranger2080 Had to go search op on reddit. Damn, and there´s a new post now where the wife claims that her husband wrote the texts that were from her to op.🤔🙄😂
Normal human being: "Hello" CB: "Give me ur kidney!!!!!!!!!! " "Hello" "Hello" "Ur a bad person for not wanting to have life threatening surgery to give me ur kidney even tho we don't know each other" 😂🤣
Saw that story about the South African photographer on a different video and I’ll say here what I said over there: R500 (currency is Rand) isn’t great for a luxury service like wedding photography. Especially if you’re planning on cheaping out on your bill. You can’t even get 4mb/s internet for a month with that money lol. It’s about $34 when converted. Those people were just being jerks.
The first situation: CB: *spends $5k on 4 kids for Christmas ($1.25k per child)* The average spent on my Christmas presents: *300-450 (I did get a $1k phone for Christmas last year so that was pretty epic :D)*
The first CB “your being punished by the universe I don’t want that bad energy near my kids” the universe (uno reverse) CB can you please baby sit PO “no”
Person: give stuff away for free CB: "How much is it?" Person: "its free" CB: "WAIT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PAY ME????? I SHOULD GET AT LEAST 100 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE IS NEEDED TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO HERE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO GREEDY AND I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
I will never understand the logic of "Wow! That's expensive. I saw like 5 others for way cheaper" as a means to get something for a lower price... I know. I can hear you saying _"Choosing Beggars logic. Why even bother trying to figure it out?"_ And of course, you're absolutely right. But consider me someone who likes a challenge. In this case, it's also called "being an idiot". Lol It's just hard to believe these people exist and think that would actually work somehow!
I can't feel sorry for the wedding photographer who KNEW he was being fed BS from a cheap groom who even dropped "gentlemen's agreement" crap but STILL took the job. When you are TOLD you are going to be screwed over but go for it anyway, you really have no one to blame but yourself.
7:11 LOL! You have no power here. I almost choked on my drink when he said "By law...". 8:44 That was the perfect response! I raise my glass to thee, random tattoo-artist.
I swear I would've been petty and kept messaging 'ok' to his every reply just to see how unhinged he can become for not getting a laptop for 100 bucks 😂
Dude oh my gosh💀😂😂 when he did the “thud thud thud!” Open up!” At 8:07 I literally jumped and thought someone was banging on my front door!😂😂 I’m upstairs cleaning!😂
In the first story if he has 4 kids and a wife and he is spending 5,000$ that means 1,000$ per person, what is he getting his kids that’s so expensive?!?
I would have thretened to *BURN* the photos and when the the money arrives i will say, "well i'll think about giving them to you" What is wrong with people
I would have had no sympathy for that wedding guy? "You want a better price? Ok! Well since you violated the contract and had my people doimg stuff they weren't supposed to do, I'm charging you "biggest package" price. That is the BETTER package that you recieved. Also they stayed an hour over which is also BETTER since you got more pictures ."
Professionals: "I need to be paid for my services."
Choosing Beggars: "Why are you being so GREEDY?!"
Also CBs: I’m a single mom of four kids and have twenty husbands
@@vewayy yes
yes
Vewayy “all of whom are in various government seats so that makes *me* important”
@@vewayy You'd thing you'd be fucking rich having twenty husbands provide for you.
*spends $5,000 on gifts*
“Come on man, help out someone in need!”
Know lots of people like this. They are only broke to others and not themselves.
OMG that is a pet peeve of mine. ONCE you establish that you are throwing away money like that ... YOU CAN NO LONGER SAY THINGS LIKE "oh, I'm hurting for money right now." ETC. Saying "I'm hurting for money" or "I need help, I'm broke right now, can you help me out?" Is for people who are NOT able to spend $5k on xmas.
Ikr like damn, my mum always had to buy gifts for 6 kids, yet it would never be that much!
@@milespico7179 which is why the "I'll pay you back when I get my tax refund" dodge is the absolute best. These people never consider debts a priority over spending on themselves.
Seriously. "Having kids isn't cheap" fuck off. Kids will understand if you need to not spend a gross amount of money for Christmas. Yeah it's four kids and that builds up but just. Get all four of them a communal game console and a few games, that'll be less than $1000!
Guy saying he's gonna give a $500 tip when he just offered to barely pay for the services? That ladies and gentlemen is what we call a red flag
Actually it was a 500 rand tip , and one rand at the moment is 0,053 American dollars! So the tip was 26.65 dollars in total ...
it was rand not dollars
All calls should be recorded and be company policy.
@@lunawolf6826and this, my friend, is why rSlash needs to start saying currency names.
Of course we can’t trust each other. This is why, we have a contract.
You can trust me, I just can't trust you.
"Send us the photos and we'll decide IF we'll pay."
666 likes
love yourself 669 likes boo yah
OCEANANTICS ruined
"Exposure"
I'm really hating that word.
Exposure is good but money is better and exposure with the actual cost of the art is the best
Its Compensation for me. Fucking hate that
Me too
such a manipulative word
It's a vile word
The one that was in South Africa...
He offered a tip of 500 RANDS, not dollars. The South African rand is
worth about 7 cents in American money. Yep. He offered them a $35 tip.
17 rand is about £1 xD
@@really507 it's dollars, not pounds...
69 likes nice
@@really507 don't make us look dumb
@@k0h69 they clearly don't know that every fucking place in the world uses currency, I am american but I know how Canadian dollars, and how Euros work and their currency. They're making us look dumb, since they believe the American Dollar is the only currency.
“All artists need exposure” yes but tHEY CAN’T LIVE OFF IT
Sure, when my property taxes are due, the government would LOVE for me to pay them in exposure bucks!
This is why we have baseball bats.
Me telling the store clerk I will give her a shout out on my snapchat so I can buy 1 (one) bean.
Death by Exposure
How to get exposure and make money: Stream your creative process on twitch. It's the perfect form of self-advertisement.
Whenever someone says“but my *insert friend or relative* can do it cheaper” after asking you, you instantly can dismiss them as a beggar. If your relative/friend is so good, why don’t you ask him before me?
I dont see how it dismisses them as a begar since 100% of the time the person who could do it faster and cheaper doesnt exist.
socks man The more reason to dismiss them as a beggar... I think you misunderstood, what I meant by “dismiss” is that you know that they’re a beggar.
Probably because the choosing begger already burned that bridge.
"It's just stapling wood"
"My dad can do that"
"I really want one"
Then do it yourself ffs
DylanWertzlerProductions no
DylanWertzlerProductions you liked your own comment didn’t you
"but I can't afford the materials and wood and stuff"
666 likes
"Wow you're so rude. I will leave a BrUtAl ReViEw"
“Exposure” doesn’t put food on the table.
Gha... I would like but... 69...
@@ChaoticAngelKitten too bad
maria jimenez No more 69. Now gets like.
That's fair
or pay expenses
"come on, I'm a single parent/have kids. Why you won't give it for free"
Ah yes, it's fault of the painter/worker for you having spawns.
@@vewayy No you sexist piece of shit, it's "as if it's our fault they didn't use a condom". Having sex is normal and healthy, but I guess you wouldn't know that because no one would do it with you
I was a single mother. I never asked for anything for free. I paid for shit like everyone else. Kids are never an excuse for douchebaggery.
Limi V it’s very slutty if you start using your children as excuses for free things lmao
@@stary3482 I do not think that word means what you think it means. lmgtfy.com/?q=slutty
Of satan.
Hilariously it works on 2 levels here lol.
There are three sentences that make me groan in pain by now
"I'm a single mother"
"My kid deserves it"
and
"You've got one, you don't need the old one"
Hi. I'm sorry, I didn't think about what I said yesterday."
*Translation* : "I realized, just now, that slagging off a family friend who babysat for us, who I was harassing for free crap, was a terrible idea as my wife will be pissed and we're down a babysitter."
It astounds me how people don't realize how utterly transparent they are when they're begging for freebies and discounts.
More like: "I know I said some pretty rude things yesterday, but hopefully this apology will be enough to erase what I said so I can try to swindle you again today and if it still doesn't work then I'll resort to saying some equally rude things like yesterday."
Methinks the bloke had a few too many pints when that was initiated
Wait until she finds out he didn't buy her anything for her birthday.
"I want to be able to warn others about you!"
Warn them...that they expect to be paid for their work and won't tolerate verbally abusive choosing beggars?
Translated: I want to lie through my teeth to everyone else as revenge for not giving me free stuff.
Take a shot every time a CB says “i’m a single mother”
/this
"I'm a single mom, and I need a tattoo covered up."
"Lady, you need a life coach first, as you're obviously incapable of making adult decisions."
Take a shot every time someone says they'll pay in exposure
Peter Shipway or “i’ll give you a shoutout!” With their 2nd grade level grammar
Always been a bit of a pet peeve of mine since I've had friends who had single moms who worked super hard to make ends meet [one of em was a nurse who worked late shift at a hospital] CBs who use that excuse make the good moms look bad.
Basically 24/7 way to be wasted
"Wow way to run a business"
Moments later:
'Please let me have this free. Don't be so greedy to think about your net loss!!'
You can’t leave a review on a product you didn’t even purchase 😂
True. That would be against the law. 😁
“I am a buyer,”
You can leave a review on how the interaction went. Though that person was insane..
actually, you can on some websites
You can. "I decided not to purchase this product/use this service/shop at this store because...". I've done that a few times for things like "restaurant smells like rotted meat", or "product was very clearly made of cheap materials". That guy, though... he's just being an ass and trying to get some form of petty revenge when he's clearly in the wrong. And OP proved it.
CB "cant you cut me a deal I'm a single mom"
Tattoo Artist " I dont give a f@ck if you run an orphanage tbh"
Hahaha TA is my hero
Seriously!!! Its gotten even worse these days too. Our culture has convinced all of these women that their victims of something. And it's like bonus points if you are a single mother. As if you deserve a prize for it. Pathetic.
@@mr.fettesq.7705 ,Yeah 😅I've gotta start milking it more ,jokes I'm not that entitled enough
"Paint me with your materials for free"
"I can't"
"You greedy"
Edit:Yes I under [STAND] that you are all watching Jojo's
Jotaro
"Give me free stuff"
"No"
"You're the greediest man alive and you're also a *every swear word in the universe*
Hollll up
dad? you shaved?
Michael Jackson: ...
Watching "choosingbeggars" videos, we always see the same pattern: The victim playing dumb and always explaining themselves to the entitled jerk. Don't give explanations to jerks. You don't owe them that.
The chirstmas village post: I love how at the very beginning he says this is how you run your business then says you are actually charging. Hahaha my dude is one serious twit.
CB: Whatever my dad can make it in 1 day
OP: Then ask your dad to do it
CB: *Wait, no, that's not how you're supposed to play the game*
"wow"
-Choosingbeggars
Wow
How rude of you
Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
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DylanWertzlerProductions stop
Hello?!
@@grubbyjoe be quiet and plus your vid has comments off
“all artists need exposure”
yeah
you can pay for the art
and then expose it
*Person giving out free samples*
CB: How much are they?
Person: oh they are free
CB: *gasp* THAT'S EXPENSIVE! HOW DARE YOU
hm what if
CB : GIVE ME ALL OF THEM!
Person : im sorry but these samples are 1 per person
CB : bUt My bAbY NeEdS tHeM
@@crosshika2980 continues...
CB: Person IS HARRASSING ME HELP!!!! THEY THREATENED TO KILL ME AND I DEMAND TO SEE THEM ARRESTED.
Person: *shocked pikachu face*
@@crosshika2980 and my baby has CaNcEr
Cb: "oh but YOU should pay ME for trying them for you" 😂lmao
R/comedycemetery
When at 10:26 i read "German" I just sunk into the floor. We certainly have the most embarassing Karen-type of stereotype one can imagine
In Italy Karens (or Francescas) are more of a passive aggressive kind of entitled
(With the painting thing) A similar thing happened to me. I’m a beginner in painting and I charge like 5 or 6 dollars, not that much right? Well apparently not to my cousin. She came to me once and this is what happened (Cc choosing cousin)
Cc: Hey, could you do a painting of my mom? I need a Christmas present for her but I can’t buy anything.
Me: sure, if you can give me about 5 dollar-
Cc: Why can’t you do it for free?? I’m your cousin after all
Me: I’m sorry but I’m not waisting my time on something that I’ll get no payment for
Cc: But whyyy
Me: Because I have my own things to do
Cc: FINE your paintings are sh*t anyway!
And then I painted a picture of her mom and *I* gave it to her with *MY* signature. I also told her about Cc since my aunt had 0 tolerance for her children being brats. And I’m kind of petty.
lol
Galaxy_piper
cAn yOu PaInT mE oNe FoR fReE
Galaxy_piper what happened after that
5 comment and the 150 like
Sounds awesome :)
"I feel I have offended you..." Idk why but I found this line hilarious with that voice and situation lol
Same lolz.
I love Rslashes choosing beggar voice.
I can imagine the face lmao
Hahaha yea
Also
69th like XD
SorrowTV is way better at it.
@@seditiouswalrus fuck off then
3li0 yeah but sorrowTV is better than most voice actors
This is like when someone kept asking me to draw them art for free and acted devastated when I said I dont do free art
@@tommyshelby2250 You should not let jerks stopping you from doing what you love.
"I'm a married dad, I'm not a choosing beggar or expect it for free."
I wish
"I have a low tolerance for rude people"
two minutes earlier he accepted a choosing beggar offer... yeah right
Yeah, not that the choosing beggars are even remotely right, but every time someone says something like that, I immediately assume that they're almost certainly rude themselves.
That last guy should have started deleting a picture for every day they don't pay
@@grubbyjoe can you stop
YO
they would probably try to sue or some shit
Instructions not clear enough. Commented pear instead.
@@tidepodpadthai2633 They may try, but they haven't payed, so technically it's not theirs.
This is one of the better posts. I really appreciate these because it not only shows me that I'm not the only one dealing with absurd people, but that it could always be worse.
Honestly the first choosing beggar is so ludicrous I’m having a hard time believing it’s real.
Same! I was thinking this has to be satire...
We can only hope.
TraustiGeir the prophecy is true
I hope his wife saw this conversation and tore him a new one for trying to take advantage of HER friend. The artist is not his friend and he is all but a stranger to her. So why should she paint anything for him for free?
Doctor Happy Pills the wife went with the husbands side as he said in a reddit comment and ruined the friendship
CB: you're sleeping? Rude!
Op: It's 2am
Cb: Make me this for free.
Op: I can't, I need materials
Cb: B***
Op:lol bai
That one with the wood and the shelf sounded like a thirteen year old. No joke.
Adults do act like that too.
Since it's illegal to throat punch when people act like that, we make fun of those people here and other channels.
8:00 acts like a 12 year that just found out swear words
Bro they should have babysit them for free AND give him the painting for free what was he thinking?!
Gaming Pulse Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
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DylanWertzlerProductions done
DylanWertzlerProductions SHUT THE FK UP
@@grubbyjoe i will
Vewayy I got hacked I’m sorry
It always makes my blood boil when CB says 'wow' after being rude and get what they had coming.
As an artist I can say this shit happens all the time
Tama E.J Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
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Fortunately i did not came across something exactly like this before but i had a few annoying encounters. But those were harmless to my blood pressure...Unlike the person(more like thing) in the video.
"Wow, how are you so rude" - *CB after cursing at OP several times*
I love the lady who questions why they're charging after originally saying "wow way to run a business".
Yes that's how a business works.
I would have just said goodbye and blocked them right after that rude line.
The main motivation for a real business is passion(i do it because i love to do it).
If i do not feel comfortable working with you then the money does not worth it.
@@cosmicreef5858 I agree with your first sentence, however there are several issues with the last 2.
There are many reasons why a "real" business operates, profits, passion, social change, etc.
As to the last sentence, you're talking about employees. A business is run by employers.
And the freedom to leave work or simply change is a luxury many can't afford. It's not that simple when you have a family to feed, rent to pay, bills piling up.
The guy who wants the village is the CEO of “HELLLLO?, WOW”
Hes CEO of WOW WOW wow
Whenever I see a stupid begging post I always reply sarcastically now, I’m not “nice” or patient to these people anymore. Gotta speak a language they can understand
Rob Fowler Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
th-cam.com/video/sRM2tB7b7P4/w-d-xo.html
@@grubbyjoe It's time to stop!
Evan Chismark I’ve been hacked, I’m not actually writing this!
Oh I’m not most definitely not a nice person so choosy beggers would get stabbed
@@grubbyjoe If you've really been hacked, reset your password... otherwise the hacker will continue doing this...
OMG... I'm an independent artist so I've had so many of those messages. Usually on Facebook.
The Laptop story reminded me of something.
I have some Fantastic friends who hand down their electronic equipment whenever they upgrade. Really sweet people but they get some Serious choosing beggars.
People getting upset and whining because they're not Actually getting given the latest tech, demanding they upgrade sooner, or literal begging. They Get Nothing.
But my laptop died recently and I cannot afford to replace it. 3 of them offered me their old ones And tech support.
Greatest People Ever.
Unless you're a choosing beggar. ;)
Love how the christmas village guy went for a second round of scorn. LOL
The first woman should gift her friend the screenshots so she could see how her husband treats her best friend.
Apparently she did, and the wife took the husband's side...
@@familiarstranger2080 Had to go search op on reddit. Damn, and there´s a new post now where the wife claims that her husband wrote the texts that were from her to op.🤔🙄😂
8:07 is amazing. For a moment I thought someone was at my door.
Hey F you for not building me a mini village
*guy stops answering
Karen:HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO
I mean what did u expect
Normal human being: "Hello"
CB: "Give me ur kidney!!!!!!!!!! "
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Ur a bad person for not wanting to have life threatening surgery to give me ur kidney even tho we don't know each other" 😂🤣
Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
th-cam.com/video/sRM2tB7b7P4/w-d-xo.html
"Buying in Gucci Store"
Beggars:can I pay 1$
Duh, of course a MacBook is worth $0. How dare those scalpers sell them for $500!
Honestly, if I didn’t need this MacBook for my job, I’d give it away for free in a heartbeat. lol I hate Apple!
Equinerhael that’s not good enough, GIVE IT TO ME, NOW!
@@SPEEDFRAK ok. Pay me $100 and you can have it!
Equinerhael what did I just say? MacBooks are FREE. PERIOD. They cost NOTHING. PERIOD. I deserve your NOW, FOR FREE. PERIOD.
@@SPEEDFRAK What’s that? You want to pay me $200 for it! How nice!
Saw that story about the South African photographer on a different video and I’ll say here what I said over there: R500 (currency is Rand) isn’t great for a luxury service like wedding photography. Especially if you’re planning on cheaping out on your bill. You can’t even get 4mb/s internet for a month with that money lol. It’s about $34 when converted. Those people were just being jerks.
You just gotta love how the rSlash guy says "hello" in such a choosingbeggarish way. It sounds great xD
The way your voice gets more and more exasperated when you're reading OP's side of the story is so realistic and funny
The ultimate battle
A Boomer versus Mega Karen
Dang this is fr my most liked comment🤓🤓
I can’t thank y’all enough 🤧🤧Thanks my boys
Sometimes I wonder what Karen vrs Karen would look/sound like.
@@chastitymarks2185 i just imagine two goats fighting each other
F for karens that are actually good ppl
The world would explode
@@PacMacDo
I have NEVER heard of a "good Karen"
The first situation:
CB: *spends $5k on 4 kids for Christmas ($1.25k per child)*
The average spent on my Christmas presents: *300-450 (I did get a $1k phone for Christmas last year so that was pretty epic :D)*
I really hope the artist was fwding all those to his wife
The first CB “your being punished by the universe I don’t want that bad energy near my kids” the universe (uno reverse) CB can you please baby sit PO “no”
Drinking Game: take a shot every time that guy asking for a Christmas Village says 'wow'.
might as well down the fucking the vodka bottle.
Artist exposure = gallery spots.
Not some crap-pastes’ living room where no one will see it.
I always get so excited when r/ reads stories from South Africa. (Bc I'm from there)
Lazygirl when he said $500 instead of R500
Greetings fellow South African :D
I’m a Namibian, living in Europe and even I get excited 😂
"I feel that I've offended you" absolutely KILLED me
Person: give stuff away for free
CB: "How much is it?"
Person: "its free"
CB: "WAIT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PAY ME????? I SHOULD GET AT LEAST 100 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE IS NEEDED TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO HERE!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO GREEDY AND I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
I will never understand the logic of "Wow! That's expensive. I saw like 5 others for way cheaper" as a means to get something for a lower price...
I know. I can hear you saying _"Choosing Beggars logic. Why even bother trying to figure it out?"_ And of course, you're absolutely right. But consider me someone who likes a challenge. In this case, it's also called "being an idiot". Lol
It's just hard to believe these people exist and think that would actually work somehow!
"Way to run a business!" Goes to "wait you want money?"
I can't feel sorry for the wedding photographer who KNEW he was being fed BS from a cheap groom who even dropped "gentlemen's agreement" crap but STILL took the job. When you are TOLD you are going to be screwed over but go for it anyway, you really have no one to blame but yourself.
I feel like it’s fine to haggle or ask something but if people are pushy or rude after being rejected that’s when I start judging them.
"I feel I have offended you" xD I laughed too loud
Beggar: how much?
Me: £1
Beggar: I will pay £0!
Me: I guess you will pay 99p
7:11 LOL! You have no power here. I almost choked on my drink when he said "By law...".
8:44 That was the perfect response! I raise my glass to thee, random tattoo-artist.
"Wow way to run a business"
"Wait you're CHARGING for these?"
Uh yeah.... that's why it's a business.
8:40 “Can’t you cut me a deal? I’m a *SINGLE MOM* “
*TRIGGED*
store: oxygen in here is free-
Cb: THATS TO MUCH YOUR SO GREEDY.
I always like to rewatch these just because I love how Rslash says "Hello", "Is this still available?", and "Huh?"
Take a shot every time that one guy said “wow”
Instructions unclear, I now have alcohol poisoning.
Instructions unclear, Cat in microwave.
Instructions unclear, fire in my house
I swear I would've been petty and kept messaging 'ok' to his every reply just to see how unhinged he can become for not getting a laptop for 100 bucks 😂
Hey no one could be more choosing
*giornos theme starts playing*
CB:oh so you approach me
That photographer story is the reason why I would and will never shoot weddings. That shit is ridiculous.
Rslash: I only have one word to say to them
Also Rslash: *says two words*
Deleted? 🤔
Dude oh my gosh💀😂😂 when he did the “thud thud thud!” Open up!” At 8:07 I literally jumped and thought someone was banging on my front door!😂😂 I’m upstairs cleaning!😂
Remember being polite is repeatedly swearing at someone and constantly insulting them.
When OP said "is over 100GB and this is South Africa, it would take 2 years"
Man I felt that, I'm venezuelan and our down speed is like 60kb/s
Story with the photographer:
In Austria we call this ppl "german refugee kids", no matter how old they actually are.
CB: You are so rude!
Also CB: *Proceeds to swear at OP about 80 times*
"hello?" "hello?" "dude wtf"
-The man how said to the seller to fy
Funny history, sad in real life.
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In the first story if he has 4 kids and a wife and he is spending 5,000$ that means 1,000$ per person, what is he getting his kids that’s so expensive?!?
Petition for Rslash to censor the curses and slurs with his dog barking.
absolutely signed
Yes
No
As much as I love dogs, that would get annoying pretty quickly haha
Pls no
I would have thretened to *BURN* the photos and when the the money arrives i will say, "well i'll think about giving them to you"
What is wrong with people
The photography story has my blood boiling. This is exactly why I don't shoot weddings anymore.
I've only shot one wedding, and it was only because the hired photographer left my friend's wedding.
Artists making museum styled paintings and living in an apartment on the brick of eviction : I can reduce it to $200 for you
Beggar : *Exposure*
Jeez. I haven't seen such an uproar about canvas since the Fallout 76 fiasco.
I would have had no sympathy for that wedding guy? "You want a better price? Ok! Well since you violated the contract and had my people doimg stuff they weren't supposed to do, I'm charging you "biggest package" price. That is the BETTER package that you recieved. Also they stayed an hour over which is also BETTER since you got more pictures ."
Dude, can’t you pin my comment? I’m a single mom.
SweetAriee I run an orphanage
Im child wit Canser pin my coment.
X = Doubt.
Tell me ur location so you wont be single
TheDeadlyBlueWolf r/wooosh
3:19 I never thought I'd see the day when R-SLASH used the entitled person words against them....how times have changed...
Where's the puppy bloopers. I'm suing you
CIA Agent Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
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0$ is the equivalent to saying “You need 10$ to pay for this that’s 0$”
I've been watching so many of your vids because there great.Keep up the good work
Billy Bob Watch this video and comment “pineapple”
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I'd have two words to say to him: Deleted, Blocked.