so I’ve actually been shopping and have had my card declined before. I was under 18 at the time and out buying supplies to make my mother’s christmas present (a painting of the northern lights cause she’s always wanted to see them). My card got declined (the second that’s happened at the same store lol) and like the first time, I go to text my dad to add some more cash to my debit card. But then, this sweet old lady behind me offered to pay and I was flabbergasted. I paid for most but the few extra paints were covered by her as I was thanking her profusely and answering her questions about what its all for. She let me go with “have a blessed christmas” and i damn near cried. As someone with horrific social anxiety shopping around christmas time, that woman was a godsend
Yeah. Absolutely ridiculous. I have a little over 4K followers on Twitter, and I got that number through hard work, being generous and creating content my target audience really likes. I do giveaways (not even raffles, just free giveaways) with sports memorabilia I get signed by players I meet at games, and that has worked out really well. Creating a following is hard work.
I know. I was honestly shocked and horrified. I never knew someone in the art community could be that vile and scary- I get that she works hard to create art and would like to get her creations the publicity they deserve. But not like that.
Lol, I like how her brother suggesting that she get her own Spotify sets her off like that. Because asking someone to be reasonable and get their own Spotify account is being a sociopath...
I love how she says a socio is much different from a psychopath. I'm a psych major and can tell you that they are only different in the ways in which they are brought on. psycho= born with the disorder. socio= brought on by traumatic events. they are the same in how they effect the person but different in how they are developed. she's the one who needs to google it XD
I’m a single parent. That’s not fair. You’re so selfish. One thing I notice over and over, is the OPs apologizing to the CB. Even though the CBs are the ones being unreasonable. Sigh.
@@RavenTheFox_ they really do! I'm a single mother and it blows my mind that people do this. I feel bad enough asking my own family for help when I'm really struggling with something but asking strangers? And then having a tantrum and insulting them when they say no? I feel really sorry for their kids, such a bad example being set for them. They'll grow up thinking it's okay and become the next generation of CB's and EP's
you sound like a really good person and a even better parent because you aren’t saying stuff like “I DESERVE YOUR STUFF IM A SINGLE MOTHER IM CALLING THE POLICE THATS ILLEGAL”
Then again sometimes op has to be professional in those situations like being a seller or employee so if they did do what the cb deserved they’d get reprimanded or disrespected
@@blackdemonknight and also they nag that everything is on their head and they have to do everything while doing nothing and whining constantly. Been there, done that.
@@tomaszurbaniak4312 and at this point the sane partner has two choices either emotiionally disconect himself from everything or get out of there. Most eventually pick door number 2
@@brianchapman9283 Makes sense. It just irks me how people dont realize how much supplies cost, and they people also need to be paid for their time. But I also agree, a lot of art is outrageous.
My lord, I come to your comment and reply, with my humble intentions, even with the year of lateness, "lmfao dude, it's so old yet so funny like actually xd". I shall go back to my king, and report my success. 110th
0:49 how to ACTUALLY request an alternate assignment: 1: assess what you have issues with (type of assignment, content, etc.) and find out why it's a problem (too much work from other classes, extra-curricular activities in the way, personal issues) and ensure that there are no accommodations that can be made to the current task. 2: figure out the point of the assignment (reinforcing information, demonstrating knowledge, etc.) 3: Politely (re:POLITELY) detail what the issue is and why it's an issue. If it's personal you don't have to go into super deep detail but make sure they can see why it gets in the way. 4: Propose suggestions for an alternate assignment. If you worry about presenting in person ask if you can send in a video of you presenting it. If you struggle with the topic ask if you could do it over something else that is still relevant to the course.
"Ok i'll take $65 up front" *shows up* "Ok i'm out! Thanks for the cash!" " "BUT YOU DIDN'T PAINT ANYTHING" "And you didn't pay me for my time, just for the drive. Byeeeeee :)" *leaves*
"it would mean so much for X" "yeah, but it would mean nothing for me" Also flashing a gun on a guy whos trying to sell you another gun is a bad idea altogether. Because... Well... He still has the gun... And 99.9% of the time he has another gun that he is not so flashy about.
My hunting buddy and I had a system, when meeting someone for a sale. If he was seling, I was the armed bodyguard, and vice versa. Never had trouble. He also had his laptop online with Paypal, to confirm the money transferred before handing over the item he sold.
@@lancerevell5979 With Paypal? Did this really work out well? I mean, for once they take a very big fee, for second a lot of people just claim back their money after some weeks and the seller generally has low to now chance to get the money back without suing. Aside from PP freezing accounts willynilly when they feel like it because they deem your business unworthy of their service to give them money. They are basically relatively close to being scammers, at least for sellers.
Ahh yess you finally posted about the entitled artist. I watched that meltdown live. Seriously, as an artist, you can't expect people to like and retweet your stuff. No one is obligated to do so.
@@anowlwithinternetaccess6879 No she' didn't delete them. She felt no shame and sadly gained a ton of followers after it. But I think they just followed to see her next meltdown.
"its not that hard to paint some flowers on the wall" "well why dont you do it for her, when its that easy and you want to save money. And we could have saved even time we spend on this conversation"
I see a pattern between choosing beggars. If you decline their offer, there are three ways they answer: saying “oh sorry my friend/ family member typed that” ,they say” no one is going to buy that!” Or they insult you. Edit: and they say: “I’m a single mom of [insert how many children]!” Or : “I am/ my kid is really sick!” , “it’s my birthday!” , “it’s Christmas!”, “I’m broke!”
The choosing beggar starter pack "Is this still available?" "Can you lower the the price a little?" "(Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) you you (bleep)ing (bleep) you scam!"
As an artist with sub 400 followers, I feel really disgusted by that ungrateful artist... I am so thankful to everyone who has bothered to follow me and like my stuff, even if not all of them do. It really makes my day, and make all my efforts worth it!
I love how in the spotify one, when he sends the uno reverse card, she starts saying a sociopath and psychopath are different things. So she is admitting to being a psychopath!
@@atlasfp I remember watching an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares USA" At one point Gordon Ramsey started ranting, it went something like this: "Bleep bleep bleep bleep wanker bleep" I laughed for quite a while at that,
No way! I was just casually watching your vids and when you mentioned your birthday I looked on my phone and it is today! I wish you a happy, happy birthday with you and your family! Please stay healthy during these times and have the best "party" you could have at a time like this! :)
I’m an artist too but I don’t really do commissions since I wouldn’t want to encounter a choosing beggar and for other reasons. Sometimes if a friend of mine were to ask me to draw them something I would.
Point of View: After a long,hard, depressing day, you open TH-cam to unwind and see a new rSlash video. You forgot all your sorrows and enjoy. Life is good for the next 17:38
2:50 That's far from true. You're also able to download the songs to listen to them offline, or without having to stream them allowing you to save data. And on the mobile app you are only able to select and skip songs for a very limited amount of time(s), so having premium on your phone is a must. This isn't the case for the desktop app because if that was the case everyone would simply use a different music player.
Seems like the type of person who would Google her symptoms and tell a doctor she has cancer and than when the doctor says she's wrong she will call him an idiot.
I no longer listen to the radio anymore, I listen to your channel every day while riding around at work. 😂😂😂lol so funny, r/choosingbeggers is my favorite. The audacity of some people is insane
"I promised my child a -blank-, without in any way having planned how to get it for them, so if you don't give me what I want, precisely when I want it and exactly HOW I want it FOR FREE, it's YOUR fault, that my child will be disappointed!" -Every Choosing Beggar parent, thinking everyone are responsible for their children, except for them. Lol.
"Your just painting " well if it's just painting/drawing I'd like you see you do as good. Oh what's that you cant draw good? Oh so sorry your art sucks but it's just drawing. :P I would have seid that to them. Art is hard to do. Getting every detail and every curve, point, and then the color just right. Not to mention the time it takes.
I share my Spotify account with my brother and sister they get offline and listen to their music if I see them online I go offline but they say sorry and go offline cause they are okay with me being online
Gosh! What's the matter with those single parents? My mom is a single parent with two kids. While we were little, she was never like that. Always hardworking, reasonable and humble. And i don't remember being hungry or unhappy.
Hello Rslash! I just wanted to say that the reddit posts you future are extremely good and it’s the best! You’re the best reddit reader in TH-cam and hope you the best and I hope you’re channel get more subscribers and less copyrights!
When someone is a choosing beggar when I am doing something for them, I usually just answer with, "sorry, is your free favor not good enough for you?". It usually shuts them up or gets me out of it.
"Retweet my art" Who gets the feeling that she is one of those people that get art from other sites and post it on twitter. Cause it reminded me of a guy that was on twitter and he stole memes from reddit and posted them on twitter. His account got shortly deleted after getting many reports. I swear Redditors are the symbol of justice and peace.
I remember she made a big scene on twitter calling all her followers names and just being a general bitch because ppl didnt give her money asap. And she wanted like all of her art to have constant interaction. Her art wasn't even good enough to warrant any of this and a bunch of other artists called her out. She started blocking anyone who told he she was being a child. Cant remember it she was actually an ornery teenager or just an idiot of a young adult
@@ZLT_90 I have TH-cam red so idk, I was just worried that it might class as offensive language but maybe it doesn't count because the reviewer might be American idk
@@dinesh6675 I don't care that it's used but TH-cam can be a prick when it comes to monetisation and might pick up on use of swear words. I have no problem with the word!
Happy 3-day late birthday!!!! Thanks for all the amazing and hilarious videos you create! It's helping my time in college a bit more relaxing and enjoyable! :D
The funny thing about that 'artist' is that there are so many artists on twitter who are so much more humble and honoured to people who like their art, they get retweets for nothing. SHOCKER, being kinder gets you better publicity.
Well he added 50% of the original price compared to the new price so here's an exaple (20$-50%)-(20$+50%)=20$ or (20$-50%)+(20$-50%)=20$, there's two of the many ways to do the math.
@@thepotatoekingstudio That's... not how maths work. 50% = 50/100 (50 per 100) = 1/2, which gives us: 20 - (20 * 1/2) = 20 - 10 = 10 Now we're adding 50% so: 10 + (10 * 1/2) = 15 You could also do it the other way around too: 20 + (20 * 1/2) = 20 + 10 = 30 and then the discount: 30 - (30 * 1/2) = 30 - 15 = 15 You're welcome!
Hay r/slash I really enjoy all of your videos. I sit outside alot cause I love the summertime weather. Sometimes I'm out here 5 to 6 hours and my family wonders about me . Come wintertime, I probably still be out here To listen to you. I love the stories and you have the best voice for all the different things in the stories. You are great. I'm 65 and get a kick out of how some of these people act and would be embarrassed to be some of these people. Keep up the good work.
Miscritop you should instead say in the first place “this is the price, no more, no less, don’t care if u’re a single mum or your son desperately wants it”
Hi friends Let's take moment to thank...... The choosing beggars entiteld parents entiteld Karen's and of course The gods them selves the OP for the beautiful storys we have today 😮😮😮😮😮😲😲😲😲😱😱😱😱😱😂
Sometimes I wish stands were real, like someone’s gonna try to rob you or best you up or some other shit and then next thing you know there getting punched at 300km/m with over 5000 pounds of force, and the best thing is only you know what happened to that person cause only stand users can see stands, crazy diamond and GE are amazing as hell stands
Rick Sanchez I’d rather have Crazy diamundo because SP can only stop time for 5 seconds. Very mudamudamuda, CD can fix ANYTHING and ge can turn ANYTHING into life so those are cooler abilities that what SP has
I actually have a side business with Rover taking care of pets. That Reddit was close to home for me. First off, you can generally set your own prices on Rover but they have minimum prices you can go lower than. What she's asking for is either a Dog Sitting where you watch them in the cloents home or Drop Off Doggie care where you drop your dog off at the sitters house. The minimum I believe is 20 dollars for 24 hours but nobody charges the minimum. I have a friend that does drop off doggie care and she does 30 dollars for 24 hours which is considered cheap.I know if do a dog sitting it's usually 50 dollars depending on the exact needs of the dog, sometimes more than 50 dollars for 24 hours. That might seem like a lot but your paying someone to be in your hourse watching your dog for a full 24 hours. That works out to a little over 2 dollars an hour. Plus if your dogs has special needs such as administering medication like a shot of insulin or Cancer meds then it can get more complicated. So yeah nobody will do 48 hours for 20 dollars.I think the lowest in my area for dog sitting is 35 for 24 hours so 70 dollars for 2 days. Seriously good luck to her. I think the OP was very kind to her and gave here solid advice if she couldn't afford the dog sitting services. Lol
Choosing Beggar: You better do what I say. I have a gun.
Off-Duty Cop: Oh really?
rSlash GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Hi!
Hahah
Pulls out taser
r/TIFU
Tried to rob a cop
so I’ve actually been shopping and have had my card declined before. I was under 18 at the time and out buying supplies to make my mother’s christmas present (a painting of the northern lights cause she’s always wanted to see them). My card got declined (the second that’s happened at the same store lol) and like the first time, I go to text my dad to add some more cash to my debit card. But then, this sweet old lady behind me offered to pay and I was flabbergasted. I paid for most but the few extra paints were covered by her as I was thanking her profusely and answering her questions about what its all for. She let me go with “have a blessed christmas” and i damn near cried. As someone with horrific social anxiety shopping around christmas time, that woman was a godsend
Oh wow. And paint can be pricey. What a sweet story!!!
She’s the opposite of a choosing beggar! Such a good person!
This is the sweetest thing I've read in a while. I hope that lady also had a blessed Christmas 💜
No, no, you should have asked for a pack of cigarettes, too.
@@stargazer1998 A choosing helper!
"My birthday is Nov.16"
SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN!!
I set a google reminder.
Everyone else should too. Cause that way our comments are less likely to all get buried
IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN BROTHER
Gabriel Aguilar I put it in my calendar
EY! EY! CAPTAIN!
The artist with the Twitter was honestly very upsetting. Begging AND insulting your 300 followers?
Alrighty then...
After only a half hour at that because nobody has a life....
Yeah. Absolutely ridiculous. I have a little over 4K followers on Twitter, and I got that number through hard work, being generous and creating content my target audience really likes. I do giveaways (not even raffles, just free giveaways) with sports memorabilia I get signed by players I meet at games, and that has worked out really well. Creating a following is hard work.
I know. I was honestly shocked and horrified. I never knew someone in the art community could be that vile and scary- I get that she works hard to create art and would like to get her creations the publicity they deserve. But not like that.
It is kind of annoying when that happens, I posted something on reddit and I wanted people to rate what I posted... nobody did and I only got upvotes
@@auxferd Unless you're interested in hockey-related content, I doubt anyone would follow me haha
"Do you even know what a sociopath is?"
Honey, do you?
As full of herself as she sounds, it sounds like she hasn’t looked in a mirror
Lol, I like how her brother suggesting that she get her own Spotify sets her off like that. Because asking someone to be reasonable and get their own Spotify account is being a sociopath...
@Madfox lol ikr
I love how she says a socio is much different from a psychopath. I'm a psych major and can tell you that they are only different in the ways in which they are brought on. psycho= born with the disorder. socio= brought on by traumatic events. they are the same in how they effect the person but different in how they are developed. she's the one who needs to google it XD
@@raywhittaker4813 sociopaths are also able to feel sympathy to some degree, while psychopaths cannot
The guy is a legend for putting the uno REVERSE CARD.
He got uno reverse card. LOL
It's fake lmfaooo
@@drakefrom2011 As is the cat in your pp
Ahaha fucking mint
Olyvier Monteau just writing "epic" after someone goes ballistic is such a power move
I’m a single parent.
That’s not fair.
You’re so selfish.
One thing I notice over and over, is the OPs apologizing to the CB. Even though the CBs are the ones being unreasonable. Sigh.
Amy Caires people who use the I’m a single parent excuse make single parents look bad
@@RavenTheFox_ they really do! I'm a single mother and it blows my mind that people do this. I feel bad enough asking my own family for help when I'm really struggling with something but asking strangers? And then having a tantrum and insulting them when they say no? I feel really sorry for their kids, such a bad example being set for them. They'll grow up thinking it's okay and become the next generation of CB's and EP's
you sound like a really good person and a even better parent because you aren’t saying stuff like “I DESERVE YOUR STUFF IM A SINGLE MOTHER IM CALLING THE POLICE THATS ILLEGAL”
Then again sometimes op has to be professional in those situations like being a seller or employee so if they did do what the cb deserved they’d get reprimanded or disrespected
Raven
Oh, yeah..i think they meant that some are CB’s
Choosing beggars often say “I’m a single parent”
I wonder why they are single 🤔
Because the constaltly demand there partners to do everything for them and then complain when they need something I'll bet.
@@blackdemonknight and also they nag that everything is on their head and they have to do everything while doing nothing and whining constantly. Been there, done that.
@@tomaszurbaniak4312 and at this point the sane partner has two choices either emotiionally disconect himself from everything or get out of there. Most eventually pick door number 2
😐 How did I not realize why they're single till now.
Id be like I dont care about your mistakes. Now then where were we.
Am I the only one who loves the way rSlash says “HOW DARE YOU”??
rSlash and mrreddit have it down.
It hurt my ears
Hmm, yes 🤔 very Karen-like..
It makes me laughs
HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE R/SLASH'S ONLY TRUE FAN!
“Your so disgusting for paying for Spotify for me!” -Choosing Begger 2019
all the censoring, and you still say wanker... british youtube police on the way
*loud sirens and tardis noises*
Haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa hilarous
Im from britina
As a brit I must say. I'm surprised
Oi Oi mayte you got a loiseence for those words.
People REALLY don't understand how much art costs, wtf
@@brianchapman9283 Makes sense. It just irks me how people dont realize how much supplies cost, and they people also need to be paid for their time. But I also agree, a lot of art is outrageous.
Honestly you put your time and effort into it but I also put my time and effort into asking for it so I think it should be alot cheaper thanks
@@jessesingfield7963 yes that's like one minute compared to hours of work
@@jessesingfield7963 You're joking right?
@@noobslayer6915 yes sir I'm not a total fuckwit
The way rSlash says "HOOOOoooow DARE YoU!" is iconic.
4:56
Legend says she's still waiting for someone to retweet her art
Lol yep
How did u even get the WiFi password?
My lord, I come to your comment and reply, with my humble intentions, even with the year of lateness, "lmfao dude, it's so old yet so funny like actually xd". I shall go back to my king, and report my success. 110th
the person demanding art retweets probably steals art from other people in the first place ...
Kei-chan maybe but maybe they’re just desperate for approval
I thought so too, the art is too good for that kind of personality
I'm an artist with about 380 people following me on twitter, and I couldn't be more grateful.
ye
@@Spika94 I'd be interested in seeing your work :)
0:49 how to ACTUALLY request an alternate assignment:
1: assess what you have issues with (type of assignment, content, etc.) and find out why it's a problem (too much work from other classes, extra-curricular activities in the way, personal issues) and ensure that there are no accommodations that can be made to the current task.
2: figure out the point of the assignment (reinforcing information, demonstrating knowledge, etc.)
3: Politely (re:POLITELY) detail what the issue is and why it's an issue. If it's personal you don't have to go into super deep detail but make sure they can see why it gets in the way.
4: Propose suggestions for an alternate assignment. If you worry about presenting in person ask if you can send in a video of you presenting it. If you struggle with the topic ask if you could do it over something else that is still relevant to the course.
I did this once in creative writing, and it works!
"Ok i'll take $65 up front"
*shows up*
"Ok i'm out! Thanks for the cash!" "
"BUT YOU DIDN'T PAINT ANYTHING"
"And you didn't pay me for my time, just for the drive. Byeeeeee :)"
*leaves*
Hmmm, why do all these entitled people and choosing beggars sound like a old acquaintance of mine... I WoNdEr wHy
Choosing beggars always start with
Is it still avalbile
"it would mean so much for X"
"yeah, but it would mean nothing for me"
Also flashing a gun on a guy whos trying to sell you another gun is a bad idea altogether. Because... Well... He still has the gun... And 99.9% of the time he has another gun that he is not so flashy about.
My hunting buddy and I had a system, when meeting someone for a sale. If he was seling, I was the armed bodyguard, and vice versa. Never had trouble. He also had his laptop online with Paypal, to confirm the money transferred before handing over the item he sold.
@@lancerevell5979 With Paypal? Did this really work out well? I mean, for once they take a very big fee, for second a lot of people just claim back their money after some weeks and the seller generally has low to now chance to get the money back without suing. Aside from PP freezing accounts willynilly when they feel like it because they deem your business unworthy of their service to give them money. They are basically relatively close to being scammers, at least for sellers.
Ahh yess you finally posted about the entitled artist.
I watched that meltdown live.
Seriously, as an artist, you can't expect people to like and retweet your stuff.
No one is obligated to do so.
I’m working to become a better artist to finally feel comfortable to post it, and artists like that brat made me cringe so hard.
those tweets are probably deleted by now right?
Gora T I hope not because I’d love to find out who this entitled brat is so I can give her a piece of my mind lmao
@@anowlwithinternetaccess6879 No she' didn't delete them. She felt no shame and sadly gained a ton of followers after it. But I think they just followed to see her next meltdown.
CINNAStixx i would two!
"its not that hard to paint some flowers on the wall"
"well why dont you do it for her, when its that easy and you want to save money. And we could have saved even time we spend on this conversation"
Ngl, It's better that the CB and her daughter paint the wall instead, it's better for their connection
I see a pattern between choosing beggars. If you decline their offer, there are three ways they answer: saying “oh sorry my friend/ family member typed that” ,they say” no one is going to buy that!” Or they insult you.
Edit: and they say: “I’m a single mom of [insert how many children]!” Or : “I am/ my kid is really sick!” , “it’s my birthday!” , “it’s Christmas!”, “I’m broke!”
And "please im broke"
I have the money RIGHT NOW, IN HAND. or: I already promised my (family member).
Trueeee
@@badger_venture2248 That's the one that bugs me. Hahahah. "But I already promised my kid I'd get this one for them"🤣😂
@@gacowboy8616 lol why would somebody promise somebody else something if they knew they weren't able to pay it.
The choosing beggar starter pack
"Is this still available?"
"Can you lower the the price a little?"
"(Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) you you (bleep)ing (bleep) you scam!"
You forgot :HELLLLLOOOOO HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Can you lower the price a little? (comment on a free item)
You forgot the main one
"I'm a single moooom
Hey can I get this for free?
**** you ****
And DLC 3:
SCAMMER!
In the pack, you get this:
“Hey, it’s my ***’s birthday, can I get this for free?”
“What the hell SCAMMER?! F YOU!”
“HELLLO?!”
*All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle*
I just never had the balls to do it
Quack
👏 👏 👏 👏
Hahahahaah this guy is hilarious
Maybe doing it with other people would help. You could look around for some clubs.
Have mine
(Incert Karin screams)
As an artist with sub 400 followers, I feel really disgusted by that ungrateful artist... I am so thankful to everyone who has bothered to follow me and like my stuff, even if not all of them do. It really makes my day, and make all my efforts worth it!
"RETWEET MY ART!"
*retweets their tantrum*
I hate when people have good art but a terrible personality
She doesn't even make good art; she even does outright tracing
TheBritishWolf XDDDDDDDD!!!!
You win the internet!!!
OUTSTANDING MOVE
@@perryrhinitis Who is it? I want to see the entire saga! 🍿🧐
Tries to scam a cop?
Gosh I’ve done that before, Definitely DIDNT steal something for the nugget cave, nothing like that
Nugget why doesnt jack want to play with you anymore?
Nuggetttttt
*NUUUUGGGEEEETTT*
Nugget is that you
NSA Turkey Jack left me and now I have to find a new friend to go through the trials of the nugget
It’s so funny the way you say “huh?” when the people write “???” 😂
I love how in the spotify one, when he sends the uno reverse card, she starts saying a sociopath and psychopath are different things. So she is admitting to being a psychopath!
The retweet one: I was really hoping for the followers to just all start unfollowing and see even more of a meltdown
Ursea_Lux ikr
sad update: shes now at 500 followers
@@Nemcro Please tell me her twitter
@@Nemcro do u know her account?
@@Nemcro I don't understand why people would want to follow her if she acts like that.
7:35 out of the many voices Rslash produces, that one is the one that will give me nightmares.
I love how non-British people don't censor the word "wanker"
There's also "bloody hell"
Ik, it's actually quite amusing
@@atlasfp I remember watching an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares USA" At one point Gordon Ramsey started ranting, it went something like this:
"Bleep bleep bleep bleep wanker bleep" I laughed for quite a while at that,
Yet everything else is bleeped because it’s such a British word it only has meaning in Britain lol
I mean, 66.04M wankers being offended versus 372.2M wankers that think it's hilarious.
We enjoy your swears. Let us enjoy them. Lol
rSlash’s choosing beggar/entitled person voice is so good it makes me angry
Its makes me laugh
It reminds me of Bugs Bunny pretending to be a girl
@@generalbacon7476 EH, GIMME YOUR FUCKING CARROTS, DOC!
That means its working
Kayla Raczkowski must be a “ayla” thing cuz SAME
No way! I was just casually watching your vids and when you mentioned your birthday I looked on my phone and it is today!
I wish you a happy, happy birthday with you and your family! Please stay healthy during these times and have the best "party" you could have at a time like this! :)
I am an artist that does commissions, and this stuff really hits home.
Yeah, hits me home too. People honestly expect artist to do work for free, like supplies and time don’t cost money.
How many exposures does your art cost
@@silvershadow1271 XD Exposure Credits are no good out here. I need something more real. XD
@@daniellclary how much essential oils lol
I’m an artist too but I don’t really do commissions since I wouldn’t want to encounter a choosing beggar and for other reasons. Sometimes if a friend of mine were to ask me to draw them something I would.
r/slash:I hope someone remembers my birthday
Me: *opening calendar*
Me too
i set a reminder
I can't remember my own birthday
Have it set in my calendar now
Me too
Point of View: After a long,hard, depressing day, you open TH-cam to unwind and see a new rSlash video. You forgot all your sorrows and enjoy. Life is good for the next 17:38
I love how you do the voices of the CBs!!; Never gets old!
(3:29 - 4:55)
This story reminds me of a quote:
"Oh shut up. You're so annoying"
-King Julien
Balto Flyer I read it in his voice xD
xD
2:50 That's far from true. You're also able to download the songs to listen to them offline, or without having to stream them allowing you to save data. And on the mobile app you are only able to select and skip songs for a very limited amount of time(s), so having premium on your phone is a must. This isn't the case for the desktop app because if that was the case everyone would simply use a different music player.
beggar: "you're never gonna sell it for that price!!!" me: "hey guess what? i sold it."
I never thought I'd see an artist who is also a choosing beggar.
“I need a babysitter from 12 am to 8 am”
*What the hell are you going to be doing at midnight?*
Some people work graveyard shift.
@@thefruitsong I don’t think a choosing beggar would be *working* at midnight
I've seen some very chintzy people wanting a babysitter, but I think this one paying less than a dollar an hour for 40 hours a week takes the cake.
As soon as he said ‘if you haven’t liked this video... HOW DARE YOU!’ I immediately liked
No I love it lol
"It's so obvious you are one."
Me: OH SO YOU STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY AND ARE A THERAPIST!? No? THAN HOW CAN YOU DIAGNOSE SOMEONE!?
Seems like the type of person who would Google her symptoms and tell a doctor she has cancer and than when the doctor says she's wrong she will call him an idiot.
@@flunkett5617 True
With all of the free time lately, rSlash has become an everyday entertainment filler. I'm really glad to have come across these videos 😊
rslash
The benefit of having a Spotify Paid Account is not listening to ads and also not having to do the crappy “shuffle” on the Spotify mobile app.
The way I deal with that is by making a playlist of a single song and shuffle that playlist c:
Katherine Lima lmao same
I use my iPad for Spotify so I can choose stuff
Katherine Lima that doesn't work because Spotify auto adds songs
@@batulraza4203 It doesn't work anymore, it did for a long time :C
At 12:00 : This is a scam! He added 100% not 50%!
Alternately, he RE-added the 50% he had discounted. More poetic to have the same number anyway.
Oe maybe he did meth instead of math
I no longer listen to the radio anymore, I listen to your channel every day while riding around at work. 😂😂😂lol so funny, r/choosingbeggers is my favorite. The audacity of some people is insane
Just letting ya'll know rSlash has a subreddit called r/rSlash_YT
Yessssssss
Ooh thank you
NO NOOOOO MY PEEPS THATS NOT HIS REDDIT USERNAME, its probably his
@@kathyalv11 Subreddit
And it is real www.reddit.com/r/rSlash_YT?
Kathleen Alvarez it’s real so chill lol
Y'all write rslash's bday down we gon spam him all the love and support then
TheInsaneDoge I set a reminder
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RSLASH!!!! I hope you see this and it makes your day! We love you!
actualy if you ADDED 50% of the price because of the birthday AFTER subtracting 50% for the birthday, it wouldnt be 20 bucks but 15
vhaelen ...wait
@@terra_the_nightingale135 I guess because after you take 50% of the 20 it's 10, then he is gonna add 50% of 10 which would be 5, So 15
Yes you would need to double it
oh my god im having a crisis
I believe the OP in that post was adding 50% of the full price.
3:58
And that, kiddos, is how you lose your entire fanbase in just 15 minutes. Even it was small but still had a lot of room for potential.
"I promised my child a -blank-, without in any way having planned how to get it for them, so if you don't give me what I want, precisely when I want it and exactly HOW I want it FOR FREE, it's YOUR fault, that my child will be disappointed!"
-Every Choosing Beggar parent, thinking everyone are responsible for their children, except for them. Lol.
The art one really pissed me off the most (I'm an artist looking for support on youtube and other apps)
Am I the only one?
Just went to your channel and I think your art looks great
I feel you
"Your just painting " well if it's just painting/drawing I'd like you see you do as good.
Oh what's that you cant draw good? Oh so sorry your art sucks but it's just drawing.
:P I would have seid that to them. Art is hard to do. Getting every detail and every curve, point, and then the color just right. Not to mention the time it takes.
@@vortex7733 I would have loved to say that to someone if they said that to me but I don't think I would have the guts to say that
That art one I think I actually saw on Twitter omg
I share my Spotify account with my brother and sister they get offline and listen to their music if I see them online I go offline but they say sorry and go offline cause they are okay with me being online
Gosh! What's the matter with those single parents? My mom is a single parent with two kids. While we were little, she was never like that. Always hardworking, reasonable and humble. And i don't remember being hungry or unhappy.
Hello Rslash!
I just wanted to say that the reddit posts you future are extremely good and it’s the best!
You’re the best reddit reader in TH-cam and hope you the best and I hope you’re channel get more subscribers and less copyrights!
To the Twitter artist.
It might help if you send an actual link to your Kofi page instead of to the base website.
When someone is a choosing beggar when I am doing something for them, I usually just answer with, "sorry, is your free favor not good enough for you?". It usually shuts them up or gets me out of it.
"Retweet my art"
Who gets the feeling that she is one of those people that get art from other sites and post it on twitter. Cause it reminded me of a guy that was on twitter and he stole memes from reddit and posted them on twitter. His account got shortly deleted after getting many reports. I swear Redditors are the symbol of justice and peace.
WhY cAn'T i GeT rEtWeEtS iN fIfTeEn MiNuTeS?!?
Maybe her art is just shit
Her icon looks like something made by the artist of the webcomic Lore Olympics.
Only the Lore Olympics artist is actually a sweetie pie
I remember she made a big scene on twitter calling all her followers names and just being a general bitch because ppl didnt give her money asap. And she wanted like all of her art to have constant interaction. Her art wasn't even good enough to warrant any of this and a bunch of other artists called her out. She started blocking anyone who told he she was being a child. Cant remember it she was actually an ornery teenager or just an idiot of a young adult
Just a hands up, wanker is a swear word in the UK so it might mean you get demonetised! Don't want that to happen
Hmmm I got a ads. I am in the US tho.
@@ZLT_90 I have TH-cam red so idk, I was just worried that it might class as offensive language but maybe it doesn't count because the reviewer might be American idk
No one cares, Wanker just means c**k and everyone knows that!
@@dinesh6675 I don't care that it's used but TH-cam can be a prick when it comes to monetisation and might pick up on use of swear words. I have no problem with the word!
gum drop no it doesn’t
Happy 3-day late birthday!!!! Thanks for all the amazing and hilarious videos you create! It's helping my time in college a bit more relaxing and enjoyable! :D
"Do you have an alternative?"
"Yes, it's called an F"
For the person asking for the retweets, the internet did it's job by not retweeting.
13:01
My reply to the cashier.
I decline that payment and wait for my turn.
Choosing Beggar: Can I have it for free?
OP: It's... it's a $2,000 laptop...
Choosing Beggar: 3, take it or leave it
*patrick intensifies*
Hey! I didnt know you watched Rslash XD
WAIT! HOLD ON A SECOND! Your birthday is 16th of November?? So is mine! You'll definitely get a Happy Birthday from me rSlash! :-)
Lol mine to
There is no "mine" it's our.
Me too !!!
Me tooo
aw sweeeet. i turn 17 on that day. happy early birthday to all you turkey babies
The funny thing about that 'artist' is that there are so many artists on twitter who are so much more humble and honoured to people who like their art, they get retweets for nothing. SHOCKER, being kinder gets you better publicity.
Wait, 50% of $20 is $10, but when you add 50% of $10 it's now $15.
It’s my birthday on November 16th too so on that day you have to give me 50% of your gifts and Revenue
I demand part of the gifts as well since my birthday is also on November 16
I would asking like my share as a November 16 baby
We are the 4 horsemen of the 16th
@@Theory_Zero Make it 5!
and dog kisses...
7:29 Omg, that creep voice had me laughing so hard!!!
Accually if you decrease by 50 then increase by 50, you’ll get 15$
Why would they ask for 50% from the smaller number, when a birthday = a birthday though?
Well he added 50% of the original price compared to the new price so here's an exaple
(20$-50%)-(20$+50%)=20$ or (20$-50%)+(20$-50%)=20$, there's two of the many ways to do the math.
@@thepotatoekingstudio That's... not how maths work. 50% = 50/100 (50 per 100) = 1/2, which gives us:
20 - (20 * 1/2) = 20 - 10 = 10
Now we're adding 50% so:
10 + (10 * 1/2) = 15
You could also do it the other way around too:
20 + (20 * 1/2) = 20 + 10 = 30
and then the discount:
30 - (30 * 1/2) = 30 - 15 = 15
You're welcome!
2:16 CB: *insult* OP: *sends picture of reverse card* me: *breaks down laughing*
You mean OP, not EP, right? EP is entitled parent.
But yeah, totally agree the uno reverse card was lol-worthy.
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber thank you for pointing out the typo
Oh it was his birthday a few days ago...HAPPY BIRTHDAY R/SLASH !!!
Me replying to the thumbnail: if ur so sorry, why did u scam the cop then?
When Choosing beggars try to think out side of the box.
**Choosing beggar tries to scam police **
$0.75 for an hour
$6 for a day
$30 for a week
$60 for every 2 weeks
Would recommend this babysitting job 10/10
"My birthday is Nov 16th"
Runs to write on calendar to make sure I say happy birthday.
r/boneappletea made a little Cameo! (11:45)
"how much were you thinking?"
"50 purse cent"
Hay r/slash I really enjoy all of your videos. I sit outside alot cause I love the summertime weather. Sometimes I'm out here 5 to 6 hours and my family wonders about me . Come wintertime, I probably still be out here
To listen to you. I love the stories and you have the best voice for all the different things in the stories. You are great. I'm 65 and get a kick out of how some of these people act and would be embarrassed to be some of these people. Keep up the good work.
Spotify only allows so many “skips” per hour or something on the free version
And you can only listen with internet connection and only on shuffle
That’s why if you can’t afford it you download Spotify++, just means you can’t download songs but you get all the other benefits of premium
OMG you mean a CB has to be exposed to ***shudddder*** adverts??!!! ***shudddder***
It’s annoying
I literally thought rSlash was Rumpelstiltskin for a second there when he was talking about the baby!😆😆😆
Nah, he was Jared Fogle.
LOL yeah him too
How to avoid Choosing Beggars:
1) Block any client that says "Is it still available?"
2) Accept collateral damage aswell.
How else are you supposed to respond, if not "Is it still available?"
I don't wanna get blocked by every seller ever
@@GoErikTheRed It's a joke.
Miscritop you should instead say in the first place “this is the price, no more, no less, don’t care if u’re a single mum or your son desperately wants it”
@@GoErikTheRed karen v2
Lol I say is it still available all the time when I’m about to buy something and don’t know if they’re still active
No-one:
NO-ONE:
STILL NO-ONE:
Rslash: *HOW DARE YOU?!?*
*setting reminder for 11/16 to make my favorite youtuber happy*
I love how the person looking for a pet sitter went to a drastically lower rate after the sitter said no to an already ridiculously low rate
Hearing RSlash say "Wanker" out loud.
Ooooh, special moment :D.
"My birthday is Nov 16"
Ayeeeeee fellow scorpio :DD
Random Person feels good dudes
Random Person I'm a Capricorn
im aslo i demand money
I’m a Scorpio as well :D
@@12verjef Mine's the fifteenth!
The voices are so good I can literally picture each person Haha its awesome
7:00 Does anyone else realize that it says 12 AM to 8AM that is 20 hours a day, and 100 hours a week for 30 DOLLARS
12-8 is 8 hours
Buyer: has a gun
Dad: hey that’s cool (shows his badge)
Me: ah sweet sweet karma
2:25 Lol did that CB of a sister accidentally admit that she was a freaking *_psychopath?!_* 😂
Hi friends
Let's take moment to thank......
The choosing beggars entiteld parents entiteld Karen's and of course
The gods them selves the OP
for the beautiful storys we have today
😮😮😮😮😮😲😲😲😲😱😱😱😱😱😂
Sometimes I wish stands were real, like someone’s gonna try to rob you or best you up or some other shit and then next thing you know there getting punched at 300km/m with over 5000 pounds of force, and the best thing is only you know what happened to that person cause only stand users can see stands, crazy diamond and GE are amazing as hell stands
Anonymous S This comment is so random but I love it. And yeah I’d love to have a Stand. I’d like a long range one
Boruto Dog
Reverb or hierophant
I'd want SP or GE tbh
Rick Sanchez
I’d rather have Crazy diamundo because SP can only stop time for 5 seconds. Very mudamudamuda, CD can fix ANYTHING and ge can turn ANYTHING into life so those are cooler abilities that what SP has
Anonymous S Reverb
No one:
Rslash when Prouncing Ko-Fi: Coffee
How is it really pronounced?
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 Koh-Fy
@@drstrange788 Thanks! 👍
rSlash: My birthday is November 16th.
Telltale: *The internet will remember that*
"My birthdays November 16."
Me- GET OUT!! Omg I must be triplet then gotta go tell my brother
Eyyy. Same here with me and my sister! (Only we aren't twins)
I actually have a side business with Rover taking care of pets. That Reddit was close to home for me. First off, you can generally set your own prices on Rover but they have minimum prices you can go lower than. What she's asking for is either a Dog Sitting where you watch them in the cloents home or Drop Off Doggie care where you drop your dog off at the sitters house. The minimum I believe is 20 dollars for 24 hours but nobody charges the minimum. I have a friend that does drop off doggie care and she does 30 dollars for 24 hours which is considered cheap.I know if do a dog sitting it's usually 50 dollars depending on the exact needs of the dog, sometimes more than 50 dollars for 24 hours. That might seem like a lot but your paying someone to be in your hourse watching your dog for a full 24 hours. That works out to a little over 2 dollars an hour. Plus if your dogs has special needs such as administering medication like a shot of insulin or Cancer meds then it can get more complicated. So yeah nobody will do 48 hours for 20 dollars.I think the lowest in my area for dog sitting is 35 for 24 hours so 70 dollars for 2 days. Seriously good luck to her. I think the OP was very kind to her and gave here solid advice if she couldn't afford the dog sitting services. Lol
I need your "how dare you" as a text tone
I love it, i hear it in my nightmares