"She loves her job; i hate mine." Irrelevant. They even said themselves, that finances and chores were equitably split based on finances - since she is no longer going to be able to contribute financially, she should absolutely contribute more to the house work to make up for it so her wife isn't getting totally burned by a selfish decision.
They said that chores were split equally, like in half, not based on their income level. Finances and bills were split about 55% and 45% but just because op doesn't have a job doesn't mean all her previously acquired money just dissolves into nothing. She still has money in her savings and can help pay somethings and buy herself things. I agree she can definitely do more chores now that she has the time, but she doesn't deserve all these random people on the internet tearing her to pieces and calling her names.
@@emilyofnewmoon But she says her percentage is now zero since she's not working. So it looks like she doesn't intend to use her personal savings to pay for anything.
@@emilyofnewmoon When one enters the arena of the internet one must be prepared to be torn to pieces. Just as you or anyone else may tear me to pieces for something I comment here. To me and I admit I may see things differently in this regard but the joint savings is a mutual amount now belonging to both and not one where one part belongs to OP and another part to the wife. A yours/mine/ours situation so to use what is now "ours" would be wrong except for an emergency. This is no emergency. The most troubling to me about this is the refusal to do all the chores and what seems a flippant attitude regarding finding a new job.
That's how it works in a good relationship. Sounds like the OP was just lazy and didn't think she should have to do anything other than what she agreed to. But yeah, if you're going to sit around the house all day long, every day, then you should be expected to not only do more chores, but almost all the chores.
The woman post about "AITA" is just messed up..My parents for the longest time slipt the chores like they did, however after my mom lost her job and got a lot better, she is doing full chores due to my step dad paying the bills..It use to be the other way when he wasn't working when my mom had TWO jobs and was paying the bills, they always made sure things were equal. Smh the lady was in the wrong, like your wife is working all day, why can't you do the chores since your home all day?
Apparently she wants to do hobbies like yoga and whatever. Does she know how many hours there are in a day? If they can get the chores done after an entire work day, she'll have plenty of time in the day to do yoga and whatever and do the chores.
That’s great that your parents made that decision and I’m sure it helped them through the years! I really tried not to judge the OP, but...if she’s not helping or doing her fair share, she needs to understand how unfair that is to her partner!
Yep. Not the same but when I turned 18 and quit my job as a bit of a break to find out what the fuck I wanted to do with my life, I helped out SO much around the house. I was fully aware that I was an adult living there for free, so i worked my ass off trying to get the house back in order, running errands, doing all pet care, helping my sister with her homework, etc etc. If you want to live in a household, you have to contribute. That's how it works.
why should she have to? That was just the arrangement for your parents. What about your grandparents? When grandpa retired, did he suddenly start doing more chores? Based upon my experience and observation, that probably didn't happen.
@@hermeticbear because she has more time at home. Op can easily do more chores and still have way more freetime than she would at work then doing chores. She's just lazy.
My boyfriend makes most of our income and he's working during this pandemic while I'm not. You know what I do? Clean the house, help pay for groceries whenever I can, pay for literally anything when I can, take care of the pets, make him dinner, and ask nothing from him for my birthday since he does so much. That's 50/50 when one person is working and making money.
You're an amazing person. Not only because you're taking care of the home every day - which is a great burden - but really just mainly because you're doing anything and everything you can to support your partner and are happy doing it. That's what true love is - not only to accept and admire your significant other, but be more than willing to work your ass off to make sure their life (and your life too) is as good as you can make it - and that goes for both men and women. Kudos to you and I wish you a great relationship!
I thought your propic and channel banner synergized a bit too well, so I went and Googled your username. Turns out you're an artist. Thank you for your service against choosing beggars.
The woman that quit her job and didn’t do any extra chores is literally that one kid that barely did any work on the project and acts like it was 50/50
That's wrong. The kid your talking about did fuck all the whole time, where as this person has contributed plenty. They have enough savings that neither of them has to work for some time. Maybe you would agree that people who earned plenty over a few years retire despite being able to work should clean the streets or something. Also, they both agreed to this beforehand. And I'm sure if the situation were reversed, she wouldn't try to make her partner do more than was agreed upon.
The AITA one she should do more chores since she even stated “We have it like this so that when we came home from work we wouldn’t have chores to do on some days” or something like that but she not AT work anymore. And if her wife is paying 100% of the bills then isn’t it fair to do 100% of the chores? If she goes and gets a new job then they can go back to splitting the chores
Yeah, she's kind of missing the point. When they're both working, they both have a lot more disposable personal income, but in the new arrangement, her missus is paying for everything and as such has less money for herself (and presumably has to then share that with her CB of a spouse). Sorry, but do the chores, you lazy twat!
I agree, at first I was like ok that makes sense as long as you find a job super fast or already have one lined up, but she said she MAY find another job which makes everything really unfair if she plans on doing her three days of chores and then nothing else because she isn’t working or looking for a job.
I don't know because it seems there house is already paid off she's able to live off her retirement possibly. she referred to the job as unnecessary so maybe that means they have enough money for them both off work the rest of their lives her wife chooses to work anyways. I dunno. If I was in her position I would probably just do all the chores. Lol
TerrorKitty1 ikr the MIGHT go back to work statement just gives me more reasons to think she’s just being a lazy twat who just didn’t want to work anymore unless it’s fun 100% of the time. And that is rare at best. Even people like markiplier have a fun job but there are parts of it that take work that might not be as fun like editing and making an appealing thumbnail.
@Sophia Couvillion she is UBER ENTITLED. Her wife should react with "You know what? Chores are reeeeeeeeeeeeeally stressful for me, so I'm opting aout of our agreement about them, just like you did on our agreement to pay the bills. Also from today onwards, if we go out or order food, it's split the bill."
Yeah, if her partner agrees with their new situation in which she will have to bring in all the money to pay the bills while her wife is jobless, that's between them and I respect that choice. But how does her entitled wife not understand that her wife working all week to bring in money, while she gets to lounge around at home without any compensation at all is really unfair? Especially when the working wife said she is not okay with this arrangement. Plus, the entitled woman said herself that her wife's chores aren't that difficult. Why can't she just do them then? It's like when someone goes ''come ooon man, don't be stingy, it's just 5 dollars!'' If it's just 5 dollars, pay for it yourself. And all this after she said in her intro how she ''values equality''. Yeah, I can see that...
Yoooo you got 93 likes! That's a lot! Now you can offer exposure to your MASSIVE online following in exchange for shart art! Dude I wish I was as lucky as you.....
Uhu, THAT'S a great idea actually. She could say it's stressful and not fun for her and that the house is (atm) clean anyway. So she did her part. Nice. xD
you know I'd give my right arm for a job that makes 90k a year. some people can be so damn entitled when there are those who try desperately to get a job and never get an interview.
FishIsMyGender FishLikesFish I mean to each their own, but if it’s gross to someone you shouldn’t judge them, just like you shouldn’t judge someone into it.
@mikehunt7360. Crystal Ball here from the future. It's 2024 and covid is still around and has mutated. Have to get boosters after the vaccine. My daughter has had Covid 4 times.
Lady: writes a huge post about how ''equality'' is important in their relationship Also lady: why should *I* compensate for my partner paying all our bills while I spend many hours a week at home??? I don't get it!
@Shannon Suckling Quitting your job is one thing, but most people go and look for another job in order to keep contributing to the household. Or, if they decide to be a stay-at-home spouse, normally they take on most if not all the chores to make up for their lack of income.
@Shannon Suckling Um, no. She said she may go back to work if she finds something less stressful in her industry, but maybe not. That doesn't sound like someone who's looking for another job, it sounds like someone who doesn't care if they go back to work again or not.
the jobless op story was confusing does she actually believe that she shouldn't have to do more chores now that she does nothing to contribute to the bills
"An agreement that we already had established" Yes, when the situation was that you were BOTH working. BOTH doing equitable amounts of chores. You subtract work from the equation and that means YOU take up the slack on chores. "I put all this into the relationship" isn't a valid excuse to suddenly do nothing with your life. I hope the wife of that OP just stops doing any and all chores and says "Well, I really hate chores, so I'm quitting them. So now my contribution is zero percent. As per our agreement, you'll just have to suck it up." now scuse me while I bang my face on my keyboard, repeatedly.
"She asked me if i would be taking on all the chores because im not working anymore, i OBVIOUSLY said NO!" I thought that was a joke, almost spit out my coffee.
I thought it was a joke too! Fortunately, I wasn't drinking coffee....I would have hated to risk spitting any out and wasting a delicious sip just because a choosing beggar is too narrow-minded to look past the fact she is living off her wife without doing anything extra in return.
I have noticed that so often the OP will apologize for not agreeing to a truly idiotic demand from a CD then continue to engage in conversation. If someone offers a hundred for a thousand dollar item that is too great a gap for negotiations regardless if they are a single mom, has cancer, diabetes, promised the item to their child, unemployed or any of the other tales of woe.
JayLeeBeanz fk that, let it rain baby, let them post their sperg out, then post it all over social media and let them know the link. These people need to be publically shamed. It’s the only justice we can get.
@@Korihor666 but do we know that it was a she who wrote this? I don't remember anything in the post stating the gender of the OP. There is nothing wrong with it though. I just wanna if rSlash maybe messed up by accident or if I just missed that part.
Too generous I'd give it 18 years before they retire and the expenses go down and they get in an argument that if the CB worked they could have more money so then she leaves CB. 18 years
Well, just had my own Choosing Beggar moment a few hours ago. Some background - I have high functioning Autism, and cannot drive (I keep failing the tests due to stress and the fact I don't like sudden changes - give me more than 5 seconds warning, please!), so I rely on Community Service Aids to drive me around after work (my mother - who should be declared a Saint for putting up with everything related to me - takes me into work on her own way to work) and these Aids take me to anywhere I want to go - store, doctor, gym (if I want to), library (second home practically), horseback-riding place (can't wait for things to get back to normal), dining establishments, home, and anywhere else I wish to go (Hypothetically, if I wanted to go to an Adult Establishment, they would have to take me there, and they'd have to be with me, but there's none of those in my area - so don't have to worry about that!) Now, one thing to note is that the Aids work for me - what I say - within reason - goes, although I prefer that my relationships with my Aids to be more on the level of Friends, and not "Strictly Professional", although of course there are lines to not cross. Anyways, got a new Aid a few months back - my one old Aid had retired after 8 years with me (although he was already of Retirement age to begin with), and the other I had got another job, as did another, so I got a Rookie Aid, who is a few years younger than me, and a woman (nothing wrong there, but sometimes people think that we are a couple, when we are not - she's married to a cop, and has two kids). I'm the sort who likes routine, and while recent events have been difficult - can't go to the library or go horseback riding - we have adjusted. Now, there's a place I like eating at - great wings - and with things the way they are, we phone in, so that I can get a double order of wings and a gluten-free pizza (as my mother has issues) and my Aid gets her own supper. Of course, having all this on my lap is not comfortable for my legs, so we pull over into a nearby parking spot (haven't actually left the plaza yet), and my Aid works at placing the food in the back. To make hings easier, she opens the driver door so that she has more room to maneuver around. This is when this strange woman shows up. She looks like the sort who has had a, shall we say, difficult life, hasn't had a shower, and I don't know her, and neither does my Aid. SW: Excuse me. I need a ride. Can I borrow your phone to get a bus ride? Aid: (Getting over her initial statement) Do you have the number with you? SW: (Gets out a card for a bus company) Yeah. (Looks at the back of the car.) Um, do you think that you could take me home actually? Me: (A few things to note is the fact that my Aid has a child's car seat behind hers, and my stuff, including food, is behind me, so no room. Also, again, neither of us know this woman, and we don't know what all she has.) No, we can't, as she's working. Aid: He's right. I'm working, but I can let you use the phone to call for the bus. (Aid types in the number.) SW: (After talking to the bus company, learning where she has to go - basically a block over - and how long she has to wait, and handing the phone back) Um, could you take me to the bus stop? Aid: I can't take you with me, but the place is just down the street. SW: (Shuffles away.) Aid: (Closes door, gets out wet wipes, cleans off phone, window, and steering wheel.) The only reason I let her use my phone was because I felt that I could outrun her if she tried to steal it. Me: Well, at least you did your good deed for the day - most probably wouldn't have. Aid: She seemed to not believe that I was working. Me: Well, you don't look like a taxi or anything of the sort. Afterwards, we did lay down a few ground rules about whom she could have in the car while I'm also in the car - kids already in car while on their way to a nearby babysitter as she comes to pick me up are okay, and she needs my approval to pick up family/friends who destinations are within the area we travel in, but that might be an easy "Okay" - just no hitchhikers we don't know.
"We focus really heavily on equality and fairness, but now I want my SO to pay all the bills and still do her chores while I actively contribute nothing. That's fair. Am I the butthole?"
I do understand where she's coming from in that it doesn't mean more work for her wife if she just drops work, however that doesn't mean she can't do more around the house since she has free time to equalise the new conditions. After all, she had no issue with changing the conditions of work (since it was expected that both be working to contribute a percentage of the payment for the bills) so she shouldn't have an issue with also changing the conditions of home life as well. She's obviously just lazy. I wonder if she'll end up getting another job eventually anyway after bumming around the house for a few months. To be fair, it does sound like she was supporting her wife for about six months when she was aiming for her dream job, so it seems that the shoe was on the other foot at one point, though I assume that said wife was probably doing other stuff than just staying home (like schooling or something). Maybe not, though. Maybe the wife just stayed home and did only half the chores whilst OP was working and paying the 100%. No way of knowing. :shrug: Either way, their relationship, their ideals. It'd be great if she pulls her head out of her ass and realises that helping out a bit more will help her wife out too, and get rid of the obvious friction that has appeared in their relationship over this, but that's on her.
7thlittleleopard exactly. It would only be temporary till she finds the job she wants. She even said the chores weren’t that hard. She said she paid her due by supporting her wife while she chases her dream job. Now her wife can do the same for her by taking on the financial responsibility for a bit. Least she can do rn is do a few extra days of chores till she finds her dream job. Op is just entitled and by the looks of her update not great at accepting criticism. 6 out of 5 butthole rating for her.
The one of the Disappointed women who went to Isis, reminds of a woman who got surprised that the UK wouldn't let her back into the country after she left for ISIS. Wtf did she expect?
I guess it's always been in my head that if one partner works and the other doesn't, the other pretty much (within reason), takes care of everything at home. Both should contribute, and both should be equally valued. Otherwise, it's not really a partnership, it's like a parent-child relationship.
6:04 - 9:03 Wtf. She isn`t working, so her wife is now paying for her. Shouldn`t she do the chores for her then? She even has more time to do them if she isnt working.
I love how rSlash couldn’t contain his laughter during the first post about the… yeah, that guy. I honestly don’t know how someone could maintain composure reading that post, I damn sure couldn’t.
I need to use JoJo's words to the next scammer that contacts me on social media. I am married, I am NOT looking to cheat on my husband, I have kids and pets. What gives these jerks from across the sea the idea that I need another man? Really? Me? Why would I want to go to live in a place without running water, no clean water, no washing machines, no daily hot showers and have to cook for hours because everything needs to be made from scratch? Why? They just want to marry a U.S.A citizen so they can come take your money. Thanks JoJo.
"GameDev Tycoon" has the best representation of a Pirated Game. The pirated copy literally makes it harder and harder to earn money for your games and says that piracy is sucking your profits dry until you can nolonger continue.
Except that's not how it works irl. The majority of people who pirate games wouldn't have paid for them in the first place. "Potential sales" is nonsense, and is the same argument used against recordable VHS, cassettes, CDs, and MP3s in the past. That said, I've pirated games in my childhood. I paid for them when I had money (I'm aware I'm in the minority). And I'm perfectly fine with creative anti-piracy measures like the Arkham games used.
@@epsilon-eleven Same, I wish Devs would spend more time on creative anti-piracy measures that ONLY affect pirates instead of the draconian one size fits no one DRM's. They are just bloatware that do little to prevent piracy and just bog down normal users system with unnecessary processes, like Denuvo.
I usually don't pirate games, but on the few occasions I have, I treat it as a "free trial". I don't want to shell out forty bucks for a game I don't enjoy. However, if I like it, I will buy it legit
"The girl asking for a ring: so I only want people from USA to contact me. Me: oh well I was gonna buy you everything but I'm from Japan so.. I guess I can't!
I want to write a cheeky comment about wanting to take her place in taking up both your offers, but, ah, I'm not quite that witty at the moment. Pretend this is witty! Lol
oh darn i was so ready to waste all of my money on this one person in exchange for a crappy relationship, but whoops i'm from norway. welp, guess she won't get any of her bills paid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thank you for continuing to make videos. They make me laugh super hard before I start my work day, which currently gets more and more depressing day by day.
“Not everyone has the resources to buy all the games they love, they prefer to spend their money wisely to spend their money wisely on the things we really need or they buy one game for the year when it’s on promotion” Yeah I’m one of those people. And I do not pirate the damn game, I just wait for it to be cheaper. Reason I have no Switch games yet
She sounds like if she did do any extra chores even if it was only once would act like she gave her 3 kidneys and be bringing it up in every arguments for the next 30 years "idc if I ran over your niece remeber that time I washed the dishes on your day 25 years ago while I was sitting round the house jobless"
Choosing beggars be like: "I found someone X10 BETTER THAN YOU AND X100 CHEAPER THAN YOURS but i still want to buy yours or you're a disgrace on your country, your family, and the whole world"
I get wanting to quit your job because you hate it but you have to find other work soon and you should take more chores since you aren’t doing anything else
12:55 My favourites of these: - In Game Dev Tycoon. You play as a game developer and in the pirated version, you lose profits due to piracy and can get a game over! They then go on and are all "these filthy pirates are stealing my money!!! How do I stop them??" without a hint of irony. - In Earthbound, a pirated cartridge has an absurd amount of enemies and if you are able to get to the final boss, the game starts glitching real bad and you have to reset...only to discover all your saves are gone!
I went off on my boyfriend when I was the only one working and working massive amounts of overtime, at that, to support the both of us, because he wasn't doing a damn thing! I told him after working 60 hours a week, why should I be getting off work and worrying about having to clean the house as well!?! It doesn't matter that he contributed in the past. What he was contributing at that point was literally nothing and I told him to either at least start cleaning the house or pack his shit and get out! Needless to say, he finally started to do some things.
"if you drink alcohol or believe in it" is uhh... is alcohol denialism a thing? i mean, i understand people that think it's a sin or something, but believing it doesn't even exist?
It's not denial. Pretty sure that's not what this person meant. I think they meant along the lines of "if you drink alcohol or think it's okay to drink alcohol, don't message"
I'm amused that rSlash started the cat portrait one with the "entitled kid" voice despite the beggar being a parent, because that's exactly what all these supposedly "adult" CBs are: overgrown children.
That EM with the cat story might actually be my mother.... I live with my dad and my cat is gone so I was mourning her and my mom said something really rude about it, so I got mad at her and to make up for it she wanted to get a painting of her. which I said no to because that would make me feel worse. (It might not be mine since i'm not 9 but she coud have made that up because thats what Entitled Parents do.)
I don't think CBs realise how dispensable THEY can be to artists. When a client outside of the art/commissioning community asks me for work, it's not rare for them to assume I'm bored all day desperate for work and that they're doing me some amazing favour 😳
Actually, In the new update, they have an actual use now, which is collecting/breaking hay bales, target blocks, netherwart blocks, warped wart blocks, shroomlights, dried kelp blocks, and both wet and dry sponge blocks. (Yes, I know your talking about old minecraft, but still, if you didn’t know already, you learned something)
The OP's story about not working, it's funny how she's all about fairness and equality when she decides she doesn't want to work but keep the status quo when that status quo relies on her working. Any changes like that require a change in dynamics.
Steel Mongoose could I ask what the time frame to bring up college debt is in a dating situation? I’m not being hostile, just curious. If someone had mortgage debt or car debt would it be the same? I honestly don’t understand telling that to a person unless I really get to know them- not on the first date? I have about $26k from loans right now, i intend to pay it off myself, and due to all the crazy COVID stuff, I’m breaking out in hives because I don’t have income to pay on it... I’d tell that to almost anyone, I’m not hiding it, but I’m not gonna overshare, ya know?
That woman's demands make her seem like a white nationalist Karen; so entitled and jingoistic that she refuses to consider Canadians who meet her expectations, or even people from countries with better economies and more hospitable culture (like Sweden).
No joke, the first story was making me cringe so hard! I give major probs to the guy for keeping his composure, despite the incredibly awkward conversation he was having! 😅
12:35 An anti-piracy method I know is for the game _Michael Jackson: The Experience_ for the Nintendo DS. The music in the opening will sound really compressed and low quality. All songs will be replaced with the sound of vuvuzelas. The frame rate will also drop significantly and crash the game.
rSlash: "I don't have a legal team"
Choosingbeggars: "Interesting..."
CB,,you used my story as content!"
Rslash:,, I'll pay you in exposure "
XD
@@J-Station4 reading this comment was as how I imagine feeling snorting coke feels like. Just remove XD, it burns people's eyes
These moronic talentless people would never work for exposure. Yet they expect people with actual intelligence and talent to? SMH
Oops! My eye fell off!
People who reply to their own reply are very dumb
"She loves her job; i hate mine."
Irrelevant. They even said themselves, that finances and chores were equitably split based on finances - since she is no longer going to be able to contribute financially, she should absolutely contribute more to the house work to make up for it so her wife isn't getting totally burned by a selfish decision.
They said that chores were split equally, like in half, not based on their income level. Finances and bills were split about 55% and 45% but just because op doesn't have a job doesn't mean all her previously acquired money just dissolves into nothing. She still has money in her savings and can help pay somethings and buy herself things. I agree she can definitely do more chores now that she has the time, but she doesn't deserve all these random people on the internet tearing her to pieces and calling her names.
@@emilyofnewmoon But she says her percentage is now zero since she's not working. So it looks like she doesn't intend to use her personal savings to pay for anything.
@@emilyofnewmoon When one enters the arena of the internet one must be prepared to be torn to pieces. Just as you or anyone else may tear me to pieces for something I comment here. To me and I admit I may see things differently in this regard but the joint savings is a mutual amount now belonging to both and not one where one part belongs to OP and another part to the wife. A yours/mine/ours situation so to use what is now "ours" would be wrong except for an emergency. This is no emergency. The most troubling to me about this is the refusal to do all the chores and what seems a flippant attitude regarding finding a new job.
That's how it works in a good relationship. Sounds like the OP was just lazy and didn't think she should have to do anything other than what she agreed to. But yeah, if you're going to sit around the house all day long, every day, then you should be expected to not only do more chores, but almost all the chores.
Blind or what? Deaf? Both? SHE PUT IT CLEARLY that she don't contribute to expenses since she doesn't work.
The woman post about "AITA" is just messed up..My parents for the longest time slipt the chores like they did, however after my mom lost her job and got a lot better, she is doing full chores due to my step dad paying the bills..It use to be the other way when he wasn't working when my mom had TWO jobs and was paying the bills, they always made sure things were equal. Smh the lady was in the wrong, like your wife is working all day, why can't you do the chores since your home all day?
Apparently she wants to do hobbies like yoga and whatever. Does she know how many hours there are in a day? If they can get the chores done after an entire work day, she'll have plenty of time in the day to do yoga and whatever and do the chores.
That’s great that your parents made that decision and I’m sure it helped them through the years! I really tried not to judge the OP, but...if she’s not helping or doing her fair share, she needs to understand how unfair that is to her partner!
Yep. Not the same but when I turned 18 and quit my job as a bit of a break to find out what the fuck I wanted to do with my life, I helped out SO much around the house. I was fully aware that I was an adult living there for free, so i worked my ass off trying to get the house back in order, running errands, doing all pet care, helping my sister with her homework, etc etc.
If you want to live in a household, you have to contribute. That's how it works.
why should she have to? That was just the arrangement for your parents.
What about your grandparents? When grandpa retired, did he suddenly start doing more chores? Based upon my experience and observation, that probably didn't happen.
@@hermeticbear because she has more time at home. Op can easily do more chores and still have way more freetime than she would at work then doing chores. She's just lazy.
My boyfriend makes most of our income and he's working during this pandemic while I'm not. You know what I do? Clean the house, help pay for groceries whenever I can, pay for literally anything when I can, take care of the pets, make him dinner, and ask nothing from him for my birthday since he does so much. That's 50/50 when one person is working and making money.
Good on you!
Sounds nice lol
Well that's fine you are a home maker eh?
That's a healthy partnership as long as he doesn't start taking advantage of it (I doubt that and meant no offense just saying)
You're an amazing person. Not only because you're taking care of the home every day - which is a great burden - but really just mainly because you're doing anything and everything you can to support your partner and are happy doing it. That's what true love is - not only to accept and admire your significant other, but be more than willing to work your ass off to make sure their life (and your life too) is as good as you can make it - and that goes for both men and women.
Kudos to you and I wish you a great relationship!
Rslash: censors the word "crap"
Also Rslash: says the word "shart" loud 'n proud
I thought your propic and channel banner synergized a bit too well, so I went and Googled your username. Turns out you're an artist.
Thank you for your service against choosing beggars.
Right? Not that its as effective but yeah
Lmao. One video he is PG. The next he is dropping F bombs and shit
i have no idea what that word means
BRONCOASMR ipoipgigiouuuuoyugouuu
The woman that quit her job and didn’t do any extra chores is literally that one kid that barely did any work on the project and acts like it was 50/50
Oh damn, she is! xD
The extrovert who contributes nothing to the group project, but gets to present because he's outgoing
She sounds like she just wants to be lazy. Notice it was not "when I find another job," but "if I find another job."
Seriously just HOW delusional and unaware can OP be? Fuck
That's wrong. The kid your talking about did fuck all the whole time, where as this person has contributed plenty. They have enough savings that neither of them has to work for some time.
Maybe you would agree that people who earned plenty over a few years retire despite being able to work should clean the streets or something.
Also, they both agreed to this beforehand. And I'm sure if the situation were reversed, she wouldn't try to make her partner do more than was agreed upon.
The AITA one she should do more chores since she even stated “We have it like this so that when we came home from work we wouldn’t have chores to do on some days” or something like that but she not AT work anymore. And if her wife is paying 100% of the bills then isn’t it fair to do 100% of the chores? If she goes and gets a new job then they can go back to splitting the chores
Exactly.
Yeah, she's kind of missing the point. When they're both working, they both have a lot more disposable personal income, but in the new arrangement, her missus is paying for everything and as such has less money for herself (and presumably has to then share that with her CB of a spouse). Sorry, but do the chores, you lazy twat!
I agree, at first I was like ok that makes sense as long as you find a job super fast or already have one lined up, but she said she MAY find another job which makes everything really unfair if she plans on doing her three days of chores and then nothing else because she isn’t working or looking for a job.
I don't know because it seems there house is already paid off she's able to live off her retirement possibly. she referred to the job as unnecessary so maybe that means they have enough money for them both off work the rest of their lives her wife chooses to work anyways. I dunno. If I was in her position I would probably just do all the chores. Lol
TerrorKitty1 ikr the MIGHT go back to work statement just gives me more reasons to think she’s just being a lazy twat who just didn’t want to work anymore unless it’s fun 100% of the time. And that is rare at best. Even people like markiplier have a fun job but there are parts of it that take work that might not be as fun like editing and making an appealing thumbnail.
The jobless women who makes her wife pay for everything is definitely a Karen
Commie Karen
Choices have consequences...and sometimes those consequences aren't always good. LOL. She's definitely a Karen.
KaiyaCorrbin WHEN WILL YOU LEARN...WHEN WILL YOU LEARN...THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
@Sophia Couvillion she is UBER ENTITLED. Her wife should react with "You know what? Chores are reeeeeeeeeeeeeally stressful for me, so I'm opting aout of our agreement about them, just like you did on our agreement to pay the bills. Also from today onwards, if we go out or order food, it's split the bill."
Yeah, if her partner agrees with their new situation in which she will have to bring in all the money to pay the bills while her wife is jobless, that's between them and I respect that choice. But how does her entitled wife not understand that her wife working all week to bring in money, while she gets to lounge around at home without any compensation at all is really unfair? Especially when the working wife said she is not okay with this arrangement.
Plus, the entitled woman said herself that her wife's chores aren't that difficult. Why can't she just do them then?
It's like when someone goes ''come ooon man, don't be stingy, it's just 5 dollars!'' If it's just 5 dollars, pay for it yourself.
And all this after she said in her intro how she ''values equality''. Yeah, I can see that...
"I have $350,000 in loans."
A'right, Imma head out.
I dont get why some people are so easy when they are in (heavily) debt i would be ashamed to only be 50 bucks in debt somewhere.
Y de
How much you want to bet she majored in something less useful than even a Communication?
Unless the next sentence is "I currently make 1.2 mil/year" it's serious business to take on someone with that kind of debt.
I'm sick and tired of people promising exposure as payment
Exposure to USD is like 1000000000000000:1
Yoooo you got 93 likes! That's a lot! Now you can offer exposure to your MASSIVE online following in exchange for shart art! Dude I wish I was as lucky as you.....
Beeg Yoshi I already did
Hasan Wilson easy, just keep demanding more exposure until you’re asking for 750,000 exposures. They’ll be confused as hell.
Vizman216 ....... what? 😂😂😂
*The wife of the AITA poster should "quit chores" like the O.P. quit work.*
Perfectly put. Working wife has contributed the other 50% anyway.
Uhu, THAT'S a great idea actually. She could say it's stressful and not fun for her and that the house is (atm) clean anyway. So she did her part. Nice. xD
or sex
Jordan Knight YESE
YES
Wife1: im quitting my job!
Wife2: then make up the loss of income
Wife1: NO I DONT WANT TO!!
Sounds like something about 50 million men have heard. 😆
@@steelmongoose4956 Cut that down by a factor of about 1000 spread across the past 40 years, and you might be right.
Star Synthetik yeah
you know I'd give my right arm for a job that makes 90k a year. some people can be so damn entitled when there are those who try desperately to get a job and never get an interview.
Jaden Price yeah
Definitely. If she wants to quit her job, it’s only fair to do more chores if her wife is paying for everything
"I could get you plenty of exposure on my fart hub account with other shart fetishists like me."
"That sounds.... horrible."
Im not going to look it up but does fart hub exist
How much are we betting that the couple’s gonna get a divorce because OP’s lazy af?
Brendan Neyman yes !
Brendan Neyman I got confused when rSlash referred op as “her” and I thought he was talking about the wife
I know, right? She’s sitting there acting like she’s entitled to sit on her ass while her partner handles money and chores.
50
I agree I think she should do more so the SO doesn't have to worry about a job
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Eeeeeew. That first one is gross.
shut up
@@regsolos whoa hey, calm down.
@@regsolos woah get a load of this *"cool"* guy
FishIsMyGender FishLikesFish I mean to each their own, but if it’s gross to someone you shouldn’t judge them, just like you shouldn’t judge someone into it.
Yep. It ruined my lunch for me.
"If you believe in alcohol"
Like, what, believe alcohol is a real thing?
Alcohol is fake!!
Alcohol is all in ur head
Sakura Senpaii
Yea! It’s actually water, the government just wants us to think it is “alcohol”
You get drunk? NO, Its just the placebo effect
It must be a religion.
"I'm launching a new skincare line when this whole pandemic blows over." Lady, COVID-19 isn't allergy season. It's not just gonna "blow over."
Seriously, why don't more people realize this
U don’t have a crystal ball
@mikehunt7360. Crystal Ball here from the future. It's 2024 and covid is still around and has mutated. Have to get boosters after the vaccine. My daughter has had Covid 4 times.
Me: *sees thumbnail*
"Pay me 400k to date me!"
Me: Is that how much the surgery to put your face back in place will cost?
Lady: writes a huge post about how ''equality'' is important in their relationship
Also lady: why should *I* compensate for my partner paying all our bills while I spend many hours a week at home??? I don't get it!
Yup, a bit of hypocrisy in that tale.
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
She's more equal than her spouse.
@Shannon Suckling Quitting your job is one thing, but most people go and look for another job in order to keep contributing to the household. Or, if they decide to be a stay-at-home spouse, normally they take on most if not all the chores to make up for their lack of income.
@Shannon Suckling Um, no. She said she may go back to work if she finds something less stressful in her industry, but maybe not. That doesn't sound like someone who's looking for another job, it sounds like someone who doesn't care if they go back to work again or not.
the jobless op story was confusing does she actually believe that she shouldn't have to do more chores now that she does nothing to contribute to the bills
Well... yes. She thinks she has done her part somehow.
@@penaxor she "has" done her part to pay bills already, but that doesn't mean she should refuse to help more if she has more time
Staying home = more mess = more chore work.
She should at least do dishes everyday
Or does anything else with her time? My wife would kill me if I tried pulling that entitled crap.
BOTH
I can’t wait to see the jobless women update that her wife divorced her.
Ikr
I am almost convinced that she just wants a divorce but does not have the guts to go ask for one herself.
I can't wait to see that there is no update because a divorce never happened.
@@hermeticbear doesn't mean there was no divorce... Or maybe she figured out how entitled she sounded.
I’m embarrassed to share the same LGBTQ+ label with that one girl.
(The Karen who said she was quitting her job.)
"An agreement that we already had established"
Yes, when the situation was that you were BOTH working. BOTH doing equitable amounts of chores.
You subtract work from the equation and that means YOU take up the slack on chores.
"I put all this into the relationship" isn't a valid excuse to suddenly do nothing with your life.
I hope the wife of that OP just stops doing any and all chores and says "Well, I really hate chores, so I'm quitting them. So now my contribution is zero percent. As per our agreement, you'll just have to suck it up."
now scuse me while I bang my face on my keyboard, repeatedly.
CB: “I can’t afford to spend this much on art”
Also CB: “YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED MY $20 YOU’LL BE BEGGING FOR IT CUZ YOU’RE SO BROKE”
"She asked me if i would be taking on all the chores because im not working anymore, i OBVIOUSLY said NO!"
I thought that was a joke, almost spit out my coffee.
I thought it was a joke too! Fortunately, I wasn't drinking coffee....I would have hated to risk spitting any out and wasting a delicious sip just because a choosing beggar is too narrow-minded to look past the fact she is living off her wife without doing anything extra in return.
How to deal with choosing beggar: Never say sorry, be blunt and tell them to gtfo.
Burn them alive and then say ill call the fire department if i get MONEY
I have noticed that so often the OP will apologize for not agreeing to a truly idiotic demand from a CD then continue to engage in conversation. If someone offers a hundred for a thousand dollar item that is too great a gap for negotiations regardless if they are a single mom, has cancer, diabetes, promised the item to their child, unemployed or any of the other tales of woe.
JayLeeBeanz fk that, let it rain baby, let them post their sperg out, then post it all over social media and let them know the link. These people need to be publically shamed. It’s the only justice we can get.
Post at 4:11 be like
"It costs over 400000 dollars to date this woman... for 12 seconds"
br? also tf2?
Tf2 reference?
That woman who quit her job is literally just “Everyone’s wrong but meeeee!”
The wife with the lazy partner needs to get a lawyer
It's wife with lazy wife.
@@richardstraun Partner can mean Wife, Husband, GF, BF, whatever, yaknow
Solid Boi op said at the beginning that she has a wife.
@@Korihor666 but do we know that it was a she who wrote this? I don't remember anything in the post stating the gender of the OP. There is nothing wrong with it though. I just wanna if rSlash maybe messed up by accident or if I just missed that part.
@@MegaKBang u just missed that part, F28 & F31
Boyfriend: I am once again asking for your financial support.
That one got me😂
Its actually a lesbian couple
@: 3 what?
They both girls.
Oof I read the title and assumed it was a boy.
I give their relationship 2 months before she leaves her or gets a divorce.
And you are being very generous
Too generous I'd give it 18 years before they retire and the expenses go down and they get in an argument that if the CB worked they could have more money so then she leaves CB.
18 years
That's being generous. I'd give it 2 weeks
The two married ladies had me going at first. It seemed like a decent relationship, but then she went all weird.
Well, just had my own Choosing Beggar moment a few hours ago.
Some background - I have high functioning Autism, and cannot drive (I keep failing the tests due to stress and the fact I don't like sudden changes - give me more than 5 seconds warning, please!), so I rely on Community Service Aids to drive me around after work (my mother - who should be declared a Saint for putting up with everything related to me - takes me into work on her own way to work) and these Aids take me to anywhere I want to go - store, doctor, gym (if I want to), library (second home practically), horseback-riding place (can't wait for things to get back to normal), dining establishments, home, and anywhere else I wish to go (Hypothetically, if I wanted to go to an Adult Establishment, they would have to take me there, and they'd have to be with me, but there's none of those in my area - so don't have to worry about that!) Now, one thing to note is that the Aids work for me - what I say - within reason - goes, although I prefer that my relationships with my Aids to be more on the level of Friends, and not "Strictly Professional", although of course there are lines to not cross.
Anyways, got a new Aid a few months back - my one old Aid had retired after 8 years with me (although he was already of Retirement age to begin with), and the other I had got another job, as did another, so I got a Rookie Aid, who is a few years younger than me, and a woman (nothing wrong there, but sometimes people think that we are a couple, when we are not - she's married to a cop, and has two kids). I'm the sort who likes routine, and while recent events have been difficult - can't go to the library or go horseback riding - we have adjusted.
Now, there's a place I like eating at - great wings - and with things the way they are, we phone in, so that I can get a double order of wings and a gluten-free pizza (as my mother has issues) and my Aid gets her own supper. Of course, having all this on my lap is not comfortable for my legs, so we pull over into a nearby parking spot (haven't actually left the plaza yet), and my Aid works at placing the food in the back. To make hings easier, she opens the driver door so that she has more room to maneuver around. This is when this strange woman shows up. She looks like the sort who has had a, shall we say, difficult life, hasn't had a shower, and I don't know her, and neither does my Aid.
SW: Excuse me. I need a ride. Can I borrow your phone to get a bus ride?
Aid: (Getting over her initial statement) Do you have the number with you?
SW: (Gets out a card for a bus company) Yeah. (Looks at the back of the car.) Um, do you think that you could take me home actually?
Me: (A few things to note is the fact that my Aid has a child's car seat behind hers, and my stuff, including food, is behind me, so no room. Also, again, neither of us know this woman, and we don't know what all she has.) No, we can't, as she's working.
Aid: He's right. I'm working, but I can let you use the phone to call for the bus. (Aid types in the number.)
SW: (After talking to the bus company, learning where she has to go - basically a block over - and how long she has to wait, and handing the phone back) Um, could you take me to the bus stop?
Aid: I can't take you with me, but the place is just down the street.
SW: (Shuffles away.)
Aid: (Closes door, gets out wet wipes, cleans off phone, window, and steering wheel.) The only reason I let her use my phone was because I felt that I could outrun her if she tried to steal it.
Me: Well, at least you did your good deed for the day - most probably wouldn't have.
Aid: She seemed to not believe that I was working.
Me: Well, you don't look like a taxi or anything of the sort.
Afterwards, we did lay down a few ground rules about whom she could have in the car while I'm also in the car - kids already in car while on their way to a nearby babysitter as she comes to pick me up are okay, and she needs my approval to pick up family/friends who destinations are within the area we travel in, but that might be an easy "Okay" - just no hitchhikers we don't know.
"We focus really heavily on equality and fairness, but now I want my SO to pay all the bills and still do her chores while I actively contribute nothing. That's fair. Am I the butthole?"
I hated how he tried to justify his actions. I hope his wife dumps him soon
@@edithliciabalducci6543 *she... it's two WOMEN.
@@CalebChildofHumanityCalder You're right. Sorry, this quarantine is killing my mind too 😖
I do understand where she's coming from in that it doesn't mean more work for her wife if she just drops work, however that doesn't mean she can't do more around the house since she has free time to equalise the new conditions. After all, she had no issue with changing the conditions of work (since it was expected that both be working to contribute a percentage of the payment for the bills) so she shouldn't have an issue with also changing the conditions of home life as well.
She's obviously just lazy. I wonder if she'll end up getting another job eventually anyway after bumming around the house for a few months. To be fair, it does sound like she was supporting her wife for about six months when she was aiming for her dream job, so it seems that the shoe was on the other foot at one point, though I assume that said wife was probably doing other stuff than just staying home (like schooling or something). Maybe not, though. Maybe the wife just stayed home and did only half the chores whilst OP was working and paying the 100%. No way of knowing. :shrug:
Either way, their relationship, their ideals. It'd be great if she pulls her head out of her ass and realises that helping out a bit more will help her wife out too, and get rid of the obvious friction that has appeared in their relationship over this, but that's on her.
7thlittleleopard exactly. It would only be temporary till she finds the job she wants. She even said the chores weren’t that hard. She said she paid her due by supporting her wife while she chases her dream job. Now her wife can do the same for her by taking on the financial responsibility for a bit. Least she can do rn is do a few extra days of chores till she finds her dream job. Op is just entitled and by the looks of her update not great at accepting criticism. 6 out of 5 butthole rating for her.
Honestly I didn't even know that something like farthub exists and now I regret finding out that something like that exists
Let's just hope we all forget of the existence of that page soon
unfortunately there are fetish websites for anything. quite disturbing to think about really
I didn’t know too and as an artist I’ve got another thing to add to the freaking hell no list
YES!!!! I thought the same thing. I also wish I could unknow that shart fetishes are a thing too.
Rule 34
The one of the Disappointed women who went to Isis, reminds of a woman who got surprised that the UK wouldn't let her back into the country after she left for ISIS. Wtf did she expect?
Knowing the level of intelligence some of these people have, probably a medal.
I guess it's always been in my head that if one partner works and the other doesn't, the other pretty much (within reason), takes care of everything at home. Both should contribute, and both should be equally valued. Otherwise, it's not really a partnership, it's like a parent-child relationship.
Imagine a Choosing Beggar goes to hell asks the devil:
"I don't have to pay for the fire burning me, right?"
"I know an area called 'Heaven' that is 10 times better but why do i still have to pay you 10$ for the hell I caused to others???"
rSlash: "I'll say 'passionate hugging' instead of 'sex' to avoid demonetization"
Also rSlash: Uses the quote "I need to curb my sexual desires".
I mean it simply demonetizing the word “sex” and not like other word with sex in it
I didn’t even notice it 😂
rSlash: OP gets a request from someone in the *Shart* community.
Me: (really hopes he heard *Shark*)
That's what I thought I heard too. :(
"Woah, cool! So like people who swim with sharks...?" *2 seconds later* OH MY GOOOOO-
Agreed! Then realisation hits...
I have no idea what that is. Is it one of the things you rather not want to know?
I thought he said Shark...I was very... Very wrong
"I'm literally six times the size of this influencer"
Daaamn, flexing on em a bit
tuckerrobinson13 - Yes he does that from time to time.
This guy discovered the secret to life early in age. “I could afford 5 hookers a day for less than that”
The mental gymnastics of the woman who quit their job is staggering. Just wow. Hopefully her wife is smart enough to get a divorce.
"I want to comfort my daughter and get a portrait of her beloved cat, but I don't care enough to spend money on her."
6:04 - 9:03 Wtf. She isn`t working, so her wife is now paying for her. Shouldn`t she do the chores for her then? She even has more time to do them if she isnt working.
Yeah, that's what a decent person would do.
The jobless “Karen” is despicable.
I love how rSlash couldn’t contain his laughter during the first post about the… yeah, that guy. I honestly don’t know how someone could maintain composure reading that post, I damn sure couldn’t.
I need to use JoJo's words to the next scammer that contacts me on social media.
I am married, I am NOT looking to cheat on my husband, I have kids and pets. What gives these jerks from across the sea the idea that I need another man? Really? Me? Why would I want to go to live in a place without running water, no clean water, no washing machines, no daily hot showers and have to cook for hours because everything needs to be made from scratch? Why? They just want to marry a U.S.A citizen so they can come take your money.
Thanks JoJo.
"GameDev Tycoon" has the best representation of a Pirated Game. The pirated copy literally makes it harder and harder to earn money for your games and says that piracy is sucking your profits dry until you can nolonger continue.
Karma
Except that's not how it works irl. The majority of people who pirate games wouldn't have paid for them in the first place. "Potential sales" is nonsense, and is the same argument used against recordable VHS, cassettes, CDs, and MP3s in the past.
That said, I've pirated games in my childhood. I paid for them when I had money (I'm aware I'm in the minority). And I'm perfectly fine with creative anti-piracy measures like the Arkham games used.
@@epsilon-eleven Same, I wish Devs would spend more time on creative anti-piracy measures that ONLY affect pirates instead of the draconian one size fits no one DRM's. They are just bloatware that do little to prevent piracy and just bog down normal users system with unnecessary processes, like Denuvo.
@@Blackwing02 ea should add a anti piracy measure to sims 4 as lots of users pirate it (even me) and refuse to pay 700$ for the game but then HAVE to
I usually don't pirate games, but on the few occasions I have, I treat it as a "free trial". I don't want to shell out forty bucks for a game I don't enjoy. However, if I like it, I will buy it legit
"The girl asking for a ring: so I only want people from USA to contact me.
Me: oh well I was gonna buy you everything but I'm from Japan so.. I guess I can't!
Exactly
Sucks, yk I was gonna throw in a private jet too but I’m from Sweden and only live in America
Oh well
I want to write a cheeky comment about wanting to take her place in taking up both your offers, but, ah, I'm not quite that witty at the moment. Pretend this is witty! Lol
oh darn i was so ready to waste all of my money on this one person in exchange for a crappy relationship, but whoops i'm from norway. welp, guess she won't get any of her bills paid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Random Promises we’re starting to get the Scandinavian gang in here, leessgoooooooo 🇸🇪 🇳🇴 🇩🇰 🇫🇮
“Free Exposure?” Like fart exposure? 🤣
Thank you for continuing to make videos. They make me laugh super hard before I start my work day, which currently gets more and more depressing day by day.
The Good Wife: Works Hard
The Bad Wife: Complain and Bad at math
Why.....why does the automated subtitles know the word “fartist”
WHAT.
Lol, pretty sure it goes by sound 😂
Or if you're FANCY
sh@rtist
Andrew I CACKLED
Fartist sounds like a term for someone who's against farts
How dare you guys be so fartist!!1!!1!! I'm pro-fart smh
sharting 👀👄👀
“Not everyone has the resources to buy all the games they love, they prefer to spend their money wisely to spend their money wisely on the things we really need or they buy one game for the year when it’s on promotion”
Yeah I’m one of those people. And I do not pirate the damn game, I just wait for it to be cheaper. Reason I have no Switch games yet
the woman in the thumbnail.
Her eyebrows have develop emotions and a petty beggars attitude
They're so weird noodles get jealous
Yes I agree lol
ismael lauriano bro, connect her eyebrows and she’ll look like squilliam from spongebob
@@skeltonslay8er781 LMAO STOP- HHHH MY SPLEEN HURTS FROM LAUGHING
Her eyebrows remind me of spiders. Maybe she is the original "Spider Woman" (as in "Kiss of the Spider Woman")😉.
about the wife that stopped working: what is she doing all day she literally has so much time on her hands why not do chores?
She sounds like if she did do any extra chores even if it was only once would act like she gave her 3 kidneys and be bringing it up in every arguments for the next 30 years "idc if I ran over your niece remeber that time I washed the dishes on your day 25 years ago while I was sitting round the house jobless"
Choosing beggars be like:
"I found someone X10 BETTER THAN YOU AND X100 CHEAPER THAN YOURS but i still want to buy yours or you're a disgrace on your country, your family, and the whole world"
I get wanting to quit your job because you hate it but you have to find other work soon and you should take more chores since you aren’t doing anything else
“I’m 6 times bigger than this choosing beggar” the flex tho 😂
Today is my birthday and this is just what I needed thank you RSlash!
happy early birthday
@@ragged2233 lol thanks
12:55
My favourites of these:
- In Game Dev Tycoon. You play as a game developer and in the pirated version, you lose profits due to piracy and can get a game over! They then go on and are all "these filthy pirates are stealing my money!!! How do I stop them??" without a hint of irony.
- In Earthbound, a pirated cartridge has an absurd amount of enemies and if you are able to get to the final boss, the game starts glitching real bad and you have to reset...only to discover all your saves are gone!
I went off on my boyfriend when I was the only one working and working massive amounts of overtime, at that, to support the both of us, because he wasn't doing a damn thing! I told him after working 60 hours a week, why should I be getting off work and worrying about having to clean the house as well!?! It doesn't matter that he contributed in the past. What he was contributing at that point was literally nothing and I told him to either at least start cleaning the house or pack his shit and get out! Needless to say, he finally started to do some things.
I have to say, I’m extremely amused when a story makes you inadvertently laugh or some such. 🤣
"if you drink alcohol or believe in it" is uhh... is alcohol denialism a thing?
i mean, i understand people that think it's a sin or something, but believing it doesn't even exist?
It's not denial. Pretty sure that's not what this person meant. I think they meant along the lines of "if you drink alcohol or think it's okay to drink alcohol, don't message"
“The only spirits we believe in under this roof is the Holy Spirit.”
/s
They mean it as in you believe it’s okay to drink alcohol, which...ngl, I agree with her lol
Bart De Bock alcohol is a lie
>this is a joke
Flatearthers and anti-vaxxers just had a child!
I'm amused that rSlash started the cat portrait one with the "entitled kid" voice despite the beggar being a parent, because that's exactly what all these supposedly "adult" CBs are: overgrown children.
"It costs four-hundred-thousand dollars to be with my wife... *for twelve seconds."*
ah yes, sasha
4:50 having heard that... it sure does sound like a bizarre adventure.
I love how she posts asking for people’s opinions- and then gets bitter and insults everyone when they give her an opinion that she didn’t want
Thank you Quaratine for letting me lurk on youtube for the freshes videos!
without being interrupted, might i add
Man, that Jojo chick was awfully *bizarre.*
Lol! A fellow otaku. :D
Lmfao
I understand that reference!
I GET IT!
Fellow weeb, ah yes
Choosing beggars are definitely creative
But they're also definitely *not* smart.
That EM with the cat story might actually be my mother.... I live with my dad and my cat is gone so I was mourning her and my mom said something really rude about it, so I got mad at her and to make up for it she wanted to get a painting of her. which I said no to because that would make me feel worse. (It might not be mine since i'm not 9 but she coud have made that up because thats what Entitled Parents do.)
"we're big on fairness"
Yeah, except when it's inconvenient for you
in DMs : " ill contact my legal team about this!"
in real life : "Mom? MOOOOOM....!"
r/slash owes me money because of all the effort I put to write this comment
And you owe me 95% of that money for the effort it took me to respond
And you owe me 99% of that money for my effort to read your reply
@@cardsandhearts94 And I should get 90% of your money for writing a reply to your reply.
@@reclipsel @galaxy Rabbit @MysteriousBomb64
And I deserve all that money for replying, reading, and taking the time to liking all your comments
Definitely. I mean, you have over 60 likes already, r/slash should be grateful he's been commented by such a popular person!
I don't think CBs realise how dispensable THEY can be to artists. When a client outside of the art/commissioning community asks me for work, it's not rare for them to assume I'm bored all day desperate for work and that they're doing me some amazing favour 😳
Did u paint yur profile?
Damn .....
Good luck....
Also
My prayers to you to prevent u from meeting CB
@@spooked2104 I did, cheers man
"I'll be in contact with my legal team!!"
Also dumb influencer
"Mommy!!!"
“If you drink or believe in alcohol don’t contact me” ah yes I pray to alcohol every night
I MADE RSLASH. IM PUMPED. ME AND MY GIRL WATCH THIS EVERYDAY.
Edit: I’m the first post. I found it on Twitter.
iamhiphoptk what?
I dream about this
Great job
Of you’re the first poster, then I have to say that as an artist, I feel for you.
Just like what they taught you in Minecraft, _don't waste diamonds on a hoe_
Argeed
Except if you’re going hardcore XD
Actually, In the new update, they have an actual use now, which is collecting/breaking hay bales, target blocks, netherwart blocks, warped wart blocks, shroomlights, dried kelp blocks, and both wet and dry sponge blocks. (Yes, I know your talking about old minecraft, but still, if you didn’t know already, you learned something)
@@maarz.ylahraamje is that update out finally?
One of the few moments when Rslash loses his shit, 😂😂😂
Priceless 😅
I see what you did there!
OMG!!! I had just taken a drink when you said the Wilfred Brimley joke and I nearly choked to death on soda! 😂😂😂😂
That lady wants to be a housewife without acting like a housewife...
There is a legend arround choosingbeggars that someone has accepted exposure as a payment.
I'm early. Guess this quarantine thing is really hitting
Yeah, I usually watch rSlash right at 15:00-15:05 (local time when it comes out) these days /o\. My favourite work break of the day.
The OP's story about not working, it's funny how she's all about fairness and equality when she decides she doesn't want to work but keep the status quo when that status quo relies on her working. Any changes like that require a change in dynamics.
Stressed woman who wants to quit her job: several hundred thousand dollars will disappear faster than you think.
5:50 „I have not ONCE asked for something for free, just because i‘m a youtuber!“
Soo, when am i getting paid for liking your Videos? 😂
These so called "influencers", they are a special kind of breed aren't they?
Heavy: It cost over $400,000 to date with woman for 12 seconds.
At least she's up front about her debt. You won't get that sort of courtesy from most girls.
Steel Mongoose could I ask what the time frame to bring up college debt is in a dating situation? I’m not being hostile, just curious. If someone had mortgage debt or car debt would it be the same? I honestly don’t understand telling that to a person unless I really get to know them- not on the first date?
I have about $26k from loans right now, i intend to pay it off myself, and due to all the crazy COVID stuff, I’m breaking out in hives because I don’t have income to pay on it... I’d tell that to almost anyone, I’m not hiding it, but I’m not gonna overshare, ya know?
@@OneWhoDreamsAwake Steel Mongoose is a MGTOW/MRA, which explains everything.
That woman's demands make her seem like a white nationalist Karen; so entitled and jingoistic that she refuses to consider Canadians who meet her expectations, or even people from countries with better economies and more hospitable culture (like Sweden).
Tony The Loser? Unrelated, but I love the video your profile picture is from! It’s so funny!
Any cb: I HAVE X AMOUNT OF FOLOWERS
R slash: So you have chosen... FLEX
No joke, the first story was making me cringe so hard! I give major probs to the guy for keeping his composure, despite the incredibly awkward conversation he was having! 😅
8:40 tbh if you’re not working doing more chores does not sound unreasonable
Me: (ears Jojo) oh god no, *they're coming*
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!!!
WE WERE ALREADY HERE
TH-cam: 42 comments
Me: can I see them
TH-cam: of course this time
12:35 An anti-piracy method I know is for the game _Michael Jackson: The Experience_ for the Nintendo DS. The music in the opening will sound really compressed and low quality. All songs will be replaced with the sound of vuvuzelas. The frame rate will also drop significantly and crash the game.
16:09
A pencil commision for 10€???
That a dreamfull price that karen is losing a incredible price there holy fuck
2:28
My heart died when I heard him ruin the way Kerela is pronounced.
But Still, Rslash makes great content
*edit* Kerala