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I respect the guy who made the engagement ring out of wood and gemstones, that shit means more then any crappy shiny rock that loses half it's value just by walking out the front door of the store ever could.
He put time and effort into making that.
I agree fully.
One could quite literally say that the future was built with and upon it later on down the line.
That's honestly really creative. If the person is the right one for me, I'd totally accept such a ring. For someone to spend valuable time and effort into something for me is like, my dream. It doesn't even have to be a physical object.
Engagement rings started off as a way for the man to prove that he has enough money to start a family, and it also serves as a backup in case they run short on money so they can sell the ring, now, It's just a way to scam Millenials.
I'd much rather have something like that than some gaudy, overpriced thing.
A handmade ring is the ultimate in being spoiled. It shows that the person that made the ring loves the person that received the ring so much he put personal effort into creating it.
its the idea behind it that counts not how much it cost.
And no im not saying that because im a cheapskate or anything. Because even as a guy I prefer getting a birthday gift that showed whoever gave it to me cares over a very expensive thing that I never do anything with anyway.
Anybody who refuses gifts with the reason that they are not expensive enough you should avoid and ignore imo.
For real. I already think that rings are a scam, but if my boyfriend MADE me a ring, that'd melt my heart and I'd marry him twice on the spot.
Plus, if your partner makes the ring, they have you completely in mind. They have your exact size, your preferences, and your lifestyle going into account. Also it's going to be much cheaper and that money can go towards something else, like a house or maybe the ceremony itself.
Plus, there's no telling how much time and effort would go into a ring they made for you
Honestly I don't really believe in rings but if my partner made me a ring, I'm marrying them twice on the spot, that shit would take so much time and effort to make AND that they have you specifically in mind.
People who don't accept cheap gifts are people you should ignore and/or avoid.
@@Emmett_Br0wn really sounds like you just mashed up the two comments above you :/
@@oddball9163 :/
10:12 Diamond rings are a scam. In fact, the whole idea of an expensive wedding ring started as propaganda from the companies selling them. That handmade ring, which he put his own time and effort into rather than spending some empty currency on someone else's (or more likely a machine's) work, is a better demonstration of affection than the most expensive ring in the world.
Anyone with a halfway decent job can save their money up. But putting your time, effort, and care into something is the closest you can get to giving someone a piece of yourself without getting weird.
SO REAL !! If i EVER get married, I don't want my partner to have to take out a mortgage for a damn rock. Literally just buy a little quartz stone or smth, hell, just a normal stone from out in the yard would be fine! It doesn't matter what you propose with, if you two truly love each other, it won't matter. Cheers xx
@@jesuschristbutafab9923 I mean, I see the point, and to be honest it doesn't matter that much but I think I'd still want to get my partner a fairly expensive (not like tens of thousands but maybe several hundred) just for them to know I didn't cheap out on them.
@@deutschegeschichte4972 I understand that too, wanting your partner to feel appreciated with your gifts is also part of my love language. If you can afford it, then go for it! xx
perhaps my least favorite part of all that is that diamonds are so cheap! We long ago mined them at a point their price should have plummeted and since then we've learned to make artificial diamonds so perfect that now rather then defects making a diamond worth less the "appraisers" rate flawless diamonds as cheaper because the artificail diamonds are actually superior but they could cut into the lucrative jewelry industries profits. At least with gold and other rare earth metals we have legit reasons for prices to be what they are but that ship sailed decades ago for most gemstones.
Artificially made diamond rings are better, because you can get the diamond without the blood of child slaves on it. It takes the blood out of Blood Diamond, and it is environmentally friendly as well
honestly mad respect to anyone who's enduring second degree or third degree burn wounds, I could not even begin to imagine the sort of pain that constantly hits them every moment of each day. One of the few things that should never be joked or lied about.
At least the pain ends off at some point with third degree burns because the fire burns off your nerves, hence why people after a certain amount of time feel nothing.
One time I was doing a rope swing and I fumbled so hard that I got a fucking burn mark that felt like getting kicked in the balls every day on my neck, and I promise that it was nothing compared to a second/third degree burn.
Both of my uncles got third degree burns on exleast 40 percent of their bodies and the fucking nurse told him to stop whining and when I told people this they said oh nurses won't say they so I told them to get a fucking brain cause your job doesnt make you a saint
I disagree on the joking thing, but agree on the lying. It shouldn't be disrespectfully joked about, but if I wasn't laughing my ass off and cracking jokes when my thumb to my wrist got 2nd degree burns, I think I might have just died. Or at least crumbled into a crying mess. Jokes are good in moderation and when appropriate. If you burn yourself, make sure to immediately start laughing and asking yourself if your karma is shit.
@@BillionairesArentYourFriends I don't think they were talking about the person getting burnt joking about it, so i think part of your comment was slightly unnecessary.
10:05 If that picture is real... that's a fucking awesome looking ring and as someone who loves woodworking, I know how much work must have gone into it. Anyone who wouldn't take that and love it with all of their heart quite frankly deserves to be single and living on the streets.
The lead up made me think it was gonna be some lazy boyfriend who got a wonky ring but it’s actually really pretty
Not only that, it's hand made
fr if my boyfriend hand-carved me an engagement ring I'd skip the bullshit and marry him that night
It reminds me of the rings Xyla Foxlin made for her aviator friends out of a bunch of stuff, they came out incredible. Yeah no diamond in it, but having it lovingly made seems worth much more to me. (Oh and yeah, she made a video about it if you want to see the process and the meaning behind the ring)
My main concern would just be "Will this start to splinter over years and years of wearing it non-stop...?"
The sentiment and care on display is phenomenal and I know woodworked goods can be very hardy, but sweat and skin oils *do* tend to be a bit corrosive...
"If he's so failed how did he learn a new word?"
Robin... even a broken analogue clock is correct twice a day.
You've officially won wordplay
Mine isn't. It keeps showing 13 numbers.
Oh shoot
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla to be fair he said broken not built entirely wrong
@@bikalpsatyal6699 The old man with a long white beard at the mystery shop assured me it worked perfectly fine.
10:06 BRUHHH, I would actually melt if I had a boyfriend who proposed to me with a hand made ring. That is the most adorable idea ever
i know this comment is from a year ago but yeah it's a really adorable idea
Just in case anyone was wondering, the book review (9:21) was for the Echo Maker by Richard Powers. Just read through some of the reviews on goodread and apparently some people loved it while others absolutely hated it.
Thank you so much
Thanks man!
ive been looking for this comment for like 10 minutes jow
"so with the greatest of respect, get bent."
that is the most formal way to end an amazing paragraph of absolutely demolishing someone
*and i love it*
And, in my American opinion, a very British thing to say.
how does one even get banned from wikipedia, that's a talent i wish i had
i got the top comment on an emkay video and only noticed cause someone called me motherless, so how was your day today?
Same, I’m so talentless that I can burn water
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I was banned for over a year in 5th grade because I edited a page with some doge meme crap. 3 years later, I don't even use Wikipedia that much anymore.
With dedication and determination
If only more places had check people or whatever they're called.
I love that, no matter how bad the grammar is, you just read the text however it is written. Respect.
3:36
I feel this one. Too many writers don't seem to realize that a story's quality isn't measured by its body count. Not only can it mess up the story because there's nobody left to move the plot forward, but it has diminishing returns. Keep killing characters off and the audience will see it coming, destroying the shock value. There also won't be as much pathos on their part, since they won't let themselves get attached to characters once they realize they're dead men walking. That's what turned me off of Attack on Titan and Akame ga Kill. They should take a cue from One Piece: Characters almost never die, not even villains, and the story is actually a lot better for it. Not only are they used for further storytelling, but because deaths are few and far between, the deaths that do happen actually have an impact. All the deaths in Game of Thrones don't have half the pathos that was poured into the funeral for the Going Merry...a SHIP.
TL;DR: When it comes to character deaths, focus on quality, not quantity.
literally no none dies in one piece except for like that one dude there is no tension, you know no one will die what are you on about
@@wontonsoup1711 do you have a third grade literacy level?
@@wontonsoup1711 youre amazing.
great point, but sometimes there are exceptions. halo reach is an amazing one, you know everyone is going to die but the deaths are done so well that every single one hits as hard as the first.
@@wontonsoup1711Characters dying is not the only source of tension. Does your life only have drama when people die?
10:05 Honestly, if a guy can make that by himself (and without it falling apart in minutes notice)? He'd deserve it. Like if he can make a quality ring with a saw and a single piece of wood, imagine everything else he can do.
Yeah pretty dope
And that lady is definitely r/choosing beggars
😏
@@Luis-gz3oo you're gonna get splinters in your anus don't try it.
Oh my god. The “I’ve never seen an American flexing their European ancestry”. One of the girls in my art class’s entire personality was how she’s Italian and she’s literally not. She makes me want to die-
theres also this kid at my school who apparently has the tiniest bit of italian blood in him and legit BEAT SOMEONE UP because they stereotyped italians
@@kgamesnyc HA.
If said person makes thee wantst to die, make her want to die.
Or, better, make her die.
i haven't and I'm American lol. I so no reason why where you're ancestors where from matters. sure it can be kinda neat to know but you don't need to tell other people that
Bro someone I used to know made their whole personality being Latina, they were white 💀
if i were given that ring i would straight up cry. Of joy. The amount of time that mustve taken to make is actually freaking insane and i would cherish it forever. i'd make that shit into a family heirloom, id be that grateful
“I’m not certain of the answer to this” Dude the fact you have even the smallest recognition of any of those symbols impresses me beyond comprehension.
From someone with a third grade math level, agreed.
@@Starbeam1979 Please help me understand. It's an integral right? That's as far as I can go. I have no clue how too answer this.
@@ZappStone I miss-worded it, I meant "as someone with a third grade math level, I agree." As in the highest math I can understand is what's taught in third grade.
Love it when the censor doesn't catch F bombs
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@@SparrowIZ grow up, kid.
@@commanderfoxtrot it’s a bot ignore.
@@kingteddieP4 you literally cannot tell me what to do, kid.
@@commanderfoxtrot man you’re just as annoying as Mr. Fatherless here
that marshmallow 'roast' was literally just pointing out how his brand works.
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@@SparrowIZ what?
@@ThatComputerGuyRyan yeah
that made no sense
also
who asked that person?
@@ThatComputerGuyRyan Don’t worry, he may have a mom but he obviously doesn’t have a father
@@SparrowIZ I- what-
If my partner gave a handmade wooden engagement ring that actually fit my sausage fingers, I'd try to set a world record for most expedient wedding. That kind of love and dedication to someone is absolutely amazing.
The Department of Fire and Emergency Services managed to be informative but also make the most hilarious joke about a guy making natural disasters political.
i'll never understand people like that but they're becoming increasingly common, especially in the US. I'm not a fan of Trump but his border wall, while not a silver bullet, actually made a lot of sense. Trumps wall was new in some sections but was also in large part either replacing old walls or supplementing existing sections of the border wall built under Democrats. Those Democrats were fine with the idea of a border wall when Clinton and Obama were in power and didnt mind too much when it was Bush but when Trump made it part of his election platform suddenly the idea of a border wall was wrong, if not evil, so they shut it down even though even the Democrats admit there's a crisis on the border. Republicans do the same thing too, people make a crisis or disaster political and once it becomes political peoples brains become disconnected.
Seems that Marshy here will be quite crispy. Delicious.
It was so powerful that the fire was white, he’s not just gonna be crispy, trust me
Lmao
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Das how I eat my marshmellos-- Burned an crispy
No he’ll be crunchy af
Marshmallow does it for privacy among other reasons. which is acceptable. and him being himself is making music doing what he loves but all in secrecy
Sucks because he is Chris Comstock
we just have different definitions of "just being yourself" ig, because i definitely can't see eye-to-eye with this comment at all
that shouldn't be called "being yourself", that should be called "doing what you want"
two vastly different things
@@obbyg4ming905 true. I didnt word it very well but if he wants to wear the mask then let him. let him do what he wishes
A lot of people like Marshmello usually do something to keep themselves anonymous in some capacity. Like being in the public eye is so fuckin dangerous, just look at Gabbie Hanna. She sucks but some guy made his way into her house by coercion. People are genuinely insane
@@yoimvision facts
I love the posts on store review sites that basically just say
Review: "Service sucked, these people are terrible."
Store: "Sir, you were banned from the establishment for being a total asshole to the staff."
16:14
THEY FOUND HIM
THEY FOUND FLORIDA MAN
THREW AN ALLIGATOR AT A CAR
As an Irish person, Americans do try to flex them being Irish and not know where our country is. They also think we all have Dublin accents.
Northern Ireland is my favorite Scottish location.
What
I’m three generations removed from Ireland on both my parents sides yet I know my paternal grandfather’s family is from county Roscommon and my maternal grandfather’s family was from county Waterford. They kept both kept their families history to pass on. I only claim to be of Irish (and Scottish) heritage.
is having irish grandparents and you being born in the usa even a possibility
@@kiwitheleafeon During the war between the Irish and English a lot of Irish people fled to America.
Occam's Razor is the one that says "the simplest answer is usually the correct one". Or more precisely, the answer that requires the fewest unfounded or untestable assumptions.
For example: if it quacks like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is most likely a duck.
As a Neuromorphic Software Engineer, who works almost exclusively with data scientists, I can assure you: The girl who is trying to education-shame that guy is NOT a data scientist. Data scientists, if they aren't awkward AF (it's just how many are), then they are acutely aware of how their degree doesn't elevate them above others: they work with software engineers who very commonly haven't graduated college.
she still could be. Not every person is gonna fall into some stereotype.
My grandfather was a woodturner, and that ring would be something that he'd love to look at and maybe attempt himself. Besides, the effort going into making a ring like that instead of going out and buying one speaks louder than people'd realise.
And if needs be, if you wanna add detail to it, then it's definitely a lot cheaper than going to the jewellers to say "Hey, dent my fucking ring in," without it sounding like a sexual innuendo.
1:47
i liked the part where he said *"MANY humans"* because that could mean he seduced men aswell
𝕆𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
@@GamerCatGD even my dog blushes looking at him
*Rizz sfx*
Bruh, the first one already had me dying, also, Emkay is the best channel right now because they upload multiple times a day and they never get boring
Ikr
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@@SparrowIZ Bro, what the heck! Give him back his mom!
@@SparrowIZ MF give him his mom back
5:05 Robin recognized the character, which means he's seen MLP. Kinda based ngl
Youare right he is a MLP fan he even talked about the fact he is a MLP fan multiple times.
He's played on GMOD *AS* a pony
I've never seen almost anything from it but I can still name some characters
Based on
2:29
i finally heard robin swear
it was so unexpected lol
Being burnt alive isn't the worst pain. Do not ask me how the hell I know this, but it is actually being steamed alive that is more painful. It won't burn off your nerves meaning you will feel every last pinch of pain.
You're a strange fellow, Violet. But you steam a good ham.
let me guess, writer?
Lesson learned; Steam the rich, don't roast them.
you see emkay, you don’t roast a marshmallow, you toast it
We ain't be roasting him, no no no, we's be toasting him.
Its the marshmallows you're roasting?
XD
Where I come from (Southern California), we do call it "roasting marshmallows".
The thing about Marshmello hiding his face is the thought that anyone can be Marshmello if that makes sense. Him covering his face is to make Marshmello more of an idea than a person
huh
So he's Spider-Man
Fair enough, but it does make him sound like a hypocrite trying to push a message about "being yourself." He's clearly not practicing what he preaches at that point.
He also covers his face. So he can have a normal life outside events and concerts without getting bothered by paparazzi and fans etc.
@@crispyshaman4937 that too, honestly if I did ANY entertainment, music/online/etc, I would do the same because I'd want to have a life outside of what I do
The, you were on it one, was beautiful. I take adhd medication, so i was upset about what that person said, but their mom just replying was amazing. They've learned a lesson.
I'm with you on this one! I was so mad that that guy just said something so stupid like that. I have ADHD and have a brother on the Autism spectrum, and I can vouch that those meds are the only things keeping people like us being functional humans, unlike that guy.
@EmKay: the book in question from 9:17 is "The Echo Maker" by Richard Powers.
I believe birth and getting kicked in the nuts do have similar pain levels, but Birth takes longer and the effects last vastly longer. Birth is still very much worse than nut kicking.
Not to mention the fact that women are given higher pain tolerance because of the purpose to have multiple children
@@Feathered_Crow source??
@@ZDragonimated
If you Google it you will have your answer.
do research before commenting
@@Feathered_Crow no u
@@ZDragonimated that hormone is called Oxytocin. I already gave a name if you want to further study it then go ahead
17:20 this particular response smack down was explosively legendary
the missed opportunity that is the title of the video
"marshmello got roasted"
Why does DST have to turn back two weeks in Australia before literally everywhere else just so I can miss an EmKay video?
yeah that sux
Why did I assume DST meant Don't Starve Together instead of Daylight Savings Time?
Because 'daylight savings' is a scam
Jaywalking was funded into law by motor vehicle companies, because before this law, the road was for pedestrians that cars intruded on. They kept hitting and killing people and didn't like the bad publicity. They called it Jaywalking because a Jay was slur term for someone who was poor, simple or stupid. It was a vulgar term with classist and racist roots.
2:22 pretty suspicious bro
No kidding, if I had a girl or boyfriend and they'd propose to me with a ring they made with their own hands, I'd love that way more than any store bought rings.
10:07 I would marry him on the spot. I've always been adamant about not wanting a big fancy ring. Just something modest that symbolizes something important. The person who said "I want to be spoiled and I deserve it.." won't ever really be happy because every good opportunity she has to be with someone nice will just crash and burn because she's got just as good of a personality as the trash can on my curb.
0:58 when I was a kid, we had a small population of Irish/Irish descent Americans in our school. I was a little jealous cause my dad would say we are just "American" (my ancestors are Old Immigrants).
When I found out we technically had some Irish in our blood (maternal grandfather was Irish a few generations up) I started gloating it until my mom said "You aren't Irish, it's too far back, stop telling people"
Lol so now I just say "My genes are as white as a picket fence"
I read somewhere that the DNA last at least four generations.
I had indigenous grandmothers.
If I have a kid, thou it's impossible (can't even adopt), they won't have this little piece of indigenous DNA. The indigenous features will be completely erased.
I am Swedish, Norwegischen, Finnish, Polish, Russian, German, Irish, and American, in other words, 1/3 of World War Three packed into one stressed out meat bag who owns a Spanish Broad Sword.
I'm stealing "my genes are as white as a picket fence."
18:24 for some reason Bassthoven popped into my head
Imagine Click and EmKay meeting up to be Swedish together.
I think a video of the Swedish flag waving in the sky will be less Swedish than Click AND EmKay
That's funny but I think the whole masked celeb thing is so they can go to Walmart and not get mobbed.
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@@SparrowIZ wat?
Never really thought about that. Fair point.
@@exileisland2675 bot.
@@SparrowIZ you've said this exact same thing on two comments. at least I have a scumbag dad, instead of my mom.
douche canoe is the most creative insult in the whole video
15:33 funnily enough when my dad was young he accidentally got set on fire by his brother.
He was in the late teens and Yes recovery was long, i think a couple of months, his leg skin had to be replaced compleatly
And he never gets tired of explaining that while yes he doesnt like to get shots like vaxxines nowadays and has a little bit of fear of these syringes, he happily takes them and that when he was in the hospital the syringes where way bigger and he got 27 of them daily.
So far the comments story could be true.
But my dad got nowhere near a drug Addition. He "only" had his legs burned and got 27 needles a day, he was so happy to beeing able to stop taking anything etc
12:34 that made me physically cringe because that sounds more like death than pain.
13:40 A smart way to call someone an absolute idiot
At 2:29 the editor forgot to censor Robin. Just something I noticed, I know no-one cares.
❌‼️SWEAR WORD SWEAR WORD ‼️❌
@@queenbee9405 lol
It's actually refreshing to not have to hear the *god awful* censoring noise
@@Cera_01 isn't that the sound from re:zero whenever there is a brutal death or something else that's fucked up on screen ?
@@user-fn8us5jx5v No idea...
Bro that wooden ring looks amazing, sometimes its not about riches, its the effort that matters. I hope he succeeded in finding a loving partner
10:28 they disrespected a portrait of the queen, then told little kids to stop disrespecting it
It's different if someone does it on purpose.
22:12 we need more guys like this in the church
I have a feeling the ppl who liked that everyone was able to be killed off on GoT were the kind of people who have kept "Reality Television" on the market.
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@@SparrowIZ shut it
What?
R/ihadastroke?
1:20 Actual gold.
Although, “dudes” implies “Anti-SJWs” have a mental age in the double digits.
11:36 In all seriousness, crosswalks are a really good idea. Sure, they were introduced for questionable reasons, but I think they definitely help. Especially in dark cities. Arizona has a lot of observatories, so certain cities, like Tucson and Flagstaff, stay darker at night than most cities. Oh YeAh, BiG dEaL, iT's DaRk At NiGht. But seriously, the dependence on lighting infrastructure is incredible. Tucson is a pretty large city, but it is eerily dark at night. It is a little unnerving to drive in. It can be hard to see things off the road. Imagine some guy just deciding to cross wherever. With crosswalks, there are limited, designated places where I can expect humans to be thanks to reflective signs. BuT wE cOuLd JuSt MaKe ThE wHoLe RoAd A cRoSsWaLk. Have you ever driven through a dense forest on a winding road and seen one of those "watch for deer" signs? Okay, so we know they are in this area now, that's good. But then a deer runs out into the road and everyone is still startled because nobody saw it coming. That is what crosswalks help to prevent, but with humans. The deer still go wherever. But the humans at least sometimes use them, definitely more than the deer would.
The post is more about jaywalking, than the crosswalks. They have crosswalks in Britain too.
7:45 he was probably writing that way to make fun of how the customer wrote
I do wish he didn't make fun of people who have a language barrier. I thought it was a funny comeback, and not hard to understand. I do love these videos regardless!
@@AutumnForest862 why do people get offended on other’s behalf? You don’t know how he feels.
6:50 sounds like someone booked a room in a carboard box found in a back alley...
In all my years, I've never heard the "au" at the end of an Aussie website verbalised so eloquently. Thanks, Robin!
5:12 I’d think minimum wage should be enough to SURVIVE off of. Not enough to drive a freaking Lexus around, in a big house, because prices, but bare minimum wage should be SURVIVABLE. Able to house, feed, etc. The fact that US minimum wage is still WAAAY below such a basic level is a huge problem.
A person on SSI, the control amount for poverty level, still makes more a month than a minimum wage worker.
1:26 inaccurate, at least buying a beanie baby gives you a plush
They're the online Beanie babies (in the same way there are online Pokemon cards) for dudes who are too stupid/young to know what Beanie babies are.
“Why are we giving children legal speed”
Because it makes it so I can function at a normal human level, Deborah.
11:43 Jaywalking: another scam. Thought up by the guys who were selling cars when they first hit the streets. It was a case of "this person just got seriously injured or worse by out machine. Quick, let's shift the blame onto the victim!"
if your common sense realized there are literally crosswalks on fucking intersections, maybe you wouldn't send this
I remember that I used to be able to tell if the narrator of a video was Robin based off the comments, before I heard his voice. Now, everyone’s so used to Robin that I can tell he’s the narrator when I don’t see any comments about it.
18:44 that’s called a “Banzai Bill”
i was gonna comment this lmao
While it is called a Banzai bill I personally yhing he dodged those insanely big king bills in world 9 on NSMBW
Dude dodged a Banzai Bill and fired off a King Bill for that one.
Or a king bill
20:32 student loans are stored in the balls
Exactly, that’s why no one ever sees a woman’s student loans
I think the bit of ending every character in a story only really works when it comes to Movies, TV shows rely far too much on drawing things out to get rid of the main focuses.
I love how squidward is continueing from the past videos, would be nice to see him get something new again, like an umbrella or something.
Loving this vid, keep it up Emkay!
20:48
For a second I thought the guy was talking about Karens.
The whole "flexing your ancestry" thing comes up where I live all the time. Once had someone ask me what I was and I was so confused I just said "American? I was born here." To which they went on a full snobbish rant about how there is no such thing as american because you have to look at what you came from and that is the most important thing. Then goes off listing percentages like they were a status symbol.
I don't know why I hate on those expensive ring stories so much. I don't even wanna get married but if so I would love anything as a form of appreciation and love. Imagine someone literally makes a ring for you and not buy it from the jewelry. I would mind if my partner of life your rip a ring from a bottle cap draw love on it and give it to me as long if there is love and trust. Being married and loving each other isn't about the money. Yes you have to be financially stable that's good but I often read about weddings worth several thousands or ten thousands. This not what it's about
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I think social media has made the wedding overspending so much worse. People can share pics of their event to literally thousands of strangers and compare with other strangers who have more resources, so everyone is trying to best everyone else. I think there's a statistic that the more that's spent on the wedding the quicker the couple breaks up.
For me, it's the care that counts. As long as you aren't intentionally trying to be a cheapskate I don't mind. The wooden ring is great because my partner would've put a lot of love into making something special they made with their own hands, to me that's worth more than any gemstone.
@@professionalcyberbully6410 yes amen. Its like that. If you just wanna be greedy it's also weird but if someone puts so mich effort into is it's worth more than money. And yeh I guess lots of this is just showing up and part of being sooo special and better than everyone else. It's sad that most of the actual reason to marry or be together is lost these days. It's the promise to care for each other and be there and love each other. But yeh these days.. I sound like I'm 60+ haha but I am not 🤣
4:10 *attack on Titan noises intensify*
I mean not every protagonist died in SnK
Emkay : I don't like shows that kills everybody off
Also Emkay: *plays* *re* *zero* *ost* *during* *curse* *words*
Emkay editors are chill and I like it ( :
Thanks for making my day with another hilarious video @Emkay
you sound so much more yourself today, I hope you have managed to take some time to relax. Either way, hope you're having a good weekend, remember you manage to make people smile, and see more than one perspective.
At 11:25, me, a European:
Yes, it sure does suck when you live in a place where you don't have to constantly remind yourself you live in a free country.
Americans: We can barely afford mortgages, but FREEEEEEDOOOOMMM!!!
Pretty recently an American told me Finland is pretty good, but “just not as free as America”. When I asked how it would manifest, the conversation ended; he knew he was more free, just not how. Greatest country in the world, where brainwashing is part of the culture.. yay!
Hearing robin curse is like seeing your favorite actor not in character for the first time
5:13 what a privileged view of life "I don't value service workers enough and think they have enough spare time to need to get another job or make even less from two jobs" Jesus
0:07 murdered by math
Jaywalking is literally a law made up by automobile lobbies to shift blame on pedestrians in case of accidents.
15:55 WOOOO its that hit rapper and artist the Baby ?
13:22 that *"fugget about it"* made my day.
Considering that I live in the UK, and Liz Truss is already the PM for the next 2 years, it’s DEFINITELY been a kick in the bollocks.
45 days *cough*
/agedlikemilk
Okay, MANY of these . . . were glorious. Thank you!
21:15 I don't understand, I'm single, a virgin and happy. Why do so many ppl stress over dating and adult entertainment time?
Here's the asexual
@@Lrd_Storm an asexual, humm. See I was born long before that new gen idea came out, I'm still under the impression that asexual means to procreate with oneself. I'm 33 man. This new gen mentality is odd to me.
Never lost your v-card cuz ya never lose, keep rising King.
@@garydezern9391 that is absolutely not what asexual means. Like that’s nearly the exact opposite
@garydezern9391 I know what type of asexual you're talking about, but the way you say it makes it seem like masturbating.
7:30 I thought the sub was murdered by words not murdering words.
I love the daily uploads
3:59 I would also like to point out the same idea with supernatural. they're both great, just never think your fav character is safe...
Okay damn, a home made ring like that is so much better than a diamond. Those things are just over priced stones, that one had time, love and effort put into it, not just “oh this one will do it’s big.”
2:28 i feel like a single swear may have been missed and uncensored lmao 💀
5:08 with a profile picture like that ain't no way that's the first time someone said something about it
19:29
THIS MAKES ME SUPER MAD! I live under that URL’s domain and I’ve had so much shit with fire and floods! My cousin lost like half her land to fires I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK OF IT AS “LEFTIST NEWS” BECAUSE I CANT LOOK AT FIRE WITHOUT REMEMBERING WAKING UP AT 2 TO IT LITERALLY RAINING ASH LIKE A FUCKING POMPEI RECREATION BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULDNT WISH THAT SCENARIO ON ANYONE EVER YET I HAD TO SIT THROUGH IT, PRAYING ID SEE MY FAMILY THE NEXT DAY
Them left wing, propaganda spreading, communists at it again!
Jokes aside, I hope you’ve been well for the past year. Stay safe
16:00 So either he's a compulsive liar, or it turns out that Rasputin's still kicking around.
Always love Robins' rants and truth bombs
I don't.