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Clearly this is not political. Amazing. Keep the great work up.
Indeed. Continue the non political videos coming.
I do in fact think this is a compilation of non political tweets coming from twitter mainly humor based
JACE MY MAN!!! YOU DID IT!!!
@@cytom4204 I’ve achieved C O M E D Y .
Im ur 400th like
Fun fact: Mario was created for the sole purpose of fitting as much detail into an 8-bit character model as possible
Well... not entirely, he was also created as a fuck you to their landlord at the time.
Fun fact: this is completely fake
@@MrDLBMusic funfact: you belong are r/wooosh
@@Punky_TallKnightStan Do you are? Am I are?
@@Punky_TallKnightStan Also your name isInk Sans the punny skeleton EVC1010🏳🌈
5:39 what's funnier is that Sonic is actually a character who wasn't just a "let's make hedgehog with red shoes", but actually a character with well thought design, while Mario is " Let's give him mustache so we don't need to draw mouth, hat so we don't need to draw hair and overalls so we don't need to draw a clear distinction between legs and torso"
To be fair Mario was created when videogames barely looked like anything and there wasn't a lot of room to improve.
I wouldn't call that well thought out design lol
It is less lazy, but still meh
And Sonic is STILL less popular.
3:17
I still think it’s wild that one Japanese couple tried to name their child Demon (悪魔) and the judge in charge of verifying names was like “Fuck no, try again.”
EDIT: This happened in Japan. Foolish people are everywhere
Wasn't there a story of naming someone a bunch of gibberish and symbols but pronouncing it 'Abby' or something?
Our teacher told us the names of past students. We just thought there was swear words on his board. Nope, their names were genuinely Asshole and Shithead both pronounced differently than you think.
@@lostarchitect7242 Are you sure it's different than I think? Because I have known of multiple "Shih-theed"s.
@@Joseph_Drew_III That's sad. But it was literally spelled Shithead. Not 'shih-theed'
When I think of outright terrible names I remember the name "Jiggaboo Ni**a Jones"
The editors using the audience to bully each other into watching stuff is one of the most hilarious things i've ever saw... Thank you, guys!
3:26 there it is again, folks. The most aesthetically pleasing stock photograph of female bullying. Also: 5 layers of clothing.
is it me or does the girl being bullied look into it.
@@netkat7486 It is absolutely NOT just you. A few others looks like they’re enjoying it as well
@@0gammag0 whadya mean? They're just gal-pals doing gal-pal things /j
@@dazeoliver Words cannot express how glad I am for this response
I saw this on Google
Then saw someone commenting on it
Who was it?
Was it in this channel?
2:01 Got a buddy who is like this. Loathes “That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime”, but doesn’t mind “Skeleton Knight in Another World”, “How a Realist Hero Rebuilt a Kingdom”, “How Not to Summon a Demon Lord”, or “Black Summoner”. As he puts it, it is the difference of how they got overpowered. Most of the ones I mentioned involved them having grinded in a game they played and then were teleported into or the sacrifice of their memories in the case of the Black Summoner. Meanwhile the Realist Hero used his knowledge from our world, from his old job, and from the books he read to become a formidable leader. Rimuru, in his eyes, was overpowered from the start from their reincarnation and became more overpowered as time went on, being able to kill thousands in mere moments.
I recently rewatched "How Not to Summon a Demon Lord." You know, for the plot.
@@A3d10n While you might be joking, I did actually enjoy it for the story so far. Plus, just seeing him struggle to hold back on the whole “I am demon lord” aspect given the connotations makes me laugh, like the “Devil is a Part Timer”.
@@A3d10n I assume that's sauce
@@hiddendesire3076 yeah, when I first found it i didnt realize it would be super fan service but it really is quite funnyl
I read like about half of the first "That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime" because my friend heard i liked manga and bought it for me, and honestly not bad. I remember none of the actual story, but there was a dragon and some warriors.
11:36 What makes the German Dunkin‘ add a lot more weird is that it says "we are looking for you" which just means that they want new employees, but you can’t tell me it doesn’t sound creepy with that image.
i think that might be because whatever sequence of events that made "we're looking for you" a creepy sentence in english never happened for german
judging by your username, you seem like you might know about this, so, is what i said accurate?
@@KishinAubrey it’s pretty accurate, "Wir suchen dich" has gotten pretty common as a way of just saying we want you to work for us.
@@Awwi2 ^^ can confirm!!
Can someone explain to me what's so weird about a German dunkin donuts? I am missing a piece of the puzzle here
@@GrayShadowOfNight The twitter users shock was because of the poster and the phrase on it with the creepy little cartoon - If you read the phrase on the poster like it's in English (even though it is German) the phrase sounds like something rude....
But as the comments above explain it's just a German phrase that translated means "we are looking for you" as in looking to hire people.
Once again, these 2 editors are cultured af
I literally died at that frightened/upset pepper
Rest in peace. 😔
3:14 As someone with an uncommon name, my name is on the level of about 50% of people spell it correctly upon first hearing it/50% of people pronounce it correctly upon first seeing it, and I never find my name in gift shops, but it's also normal enough that we know a human with common sense named me and not an alien passing for a human or a random word generator. Thank you, mother, for keeping it at that level of uncommon when you wanted an uncommon name.
Me too...
Do you have any idea how many people say "Pidge" or "Peach"
And when I respond "No, Page. P A G E." They're like "oh like a page in a book." Amd I want to die
@@pageclayton6850 how do I pronounce page, then?
@@MrGamelover23 no, it is pronounced like a Page in a book. I've just had so many book jokes over my life that every one makes me feel as if my soul is being evicted just that little bit faster
@@pageclayton6850 I'm honestly having trouble coming up with any book related jokes other than maybe the same one over and over. It really doesn't seem like a name people would make fun of, I'm genuinely perplexed that there's that many people making jokes about it. Sorry to hear that.
@@MrGamelover23 it literally is just the same joke, every time.
I think we can all agree the last tweet in the video was by far the best
Wait, verified person and they aren't top comment?
Thanks v1nce
hehe, *NUTMARE*
@@justmeandmyanimations3526 its cus they said nut-mare
Well hello v1nce didn't expect to see you here of all places?
Yo can we talk about how robin just nailed the pronounciation of açaí on the first try? As a brazilian I'm surprised.
Eu ainda fico bravo pra caralho com americano que só conhece o açaí com 1 trilhão de merda é uma tonelada de açúcar
7:14 I just can't relate to this one. Here's one for my fellow reading addicts:
"I'll put it down after this chapter," I lie to myself at 5 am as I start reading the 15th chapter that night.
Dude, saying that the books would have eight words per page is a bold assumption. I read the entire Harry Potter series in a week in eighth grade, not even in summer, I had class every day that week.
It took me a year, granted I was in 5th grade but still (Not trying to brag, just giving you props), that is commitment
@@natp6906 I was a tad obsessive with my reading back then.
When I was in the fourth grade, my teacher introduced the series to my class. I finished the entire series before the end of the year and I’m still obsessed to this day
The only reason I couldn't do the same is because I had to wait a couple years for the last two books to come out.
3:42 I'm nearly in tears. It's 8:30 AM. I slept for two hours last night because I have a job interview this afternoon-my _first_ interview in almost three months-and I've been panicking too much to really sleep.
I was named after a middlingly popular TV show from the 80s-90s. I've received more emails, texts, and phone calls from prospective employees asking me questions like "Is that *really* your name?" than I've gotten rejection or position filled notices, and the fact this is my second interview this year is telling on how many positive responses I've gotten.
Also, it's frustrating how many times I've had someone say "Why don't you find yourself a Skipper, Gilligan!" because I've had four variants on that thrown at me because apparently people in my locale like Gilligan's Island more than the show I was named after, and consider my name dumb or something.
Either that or my anxiety's getting to me again, but still. GIVE KIDS NORMAL GODDAMN NAMES! And while you're at it, watch what your kids' initials might spell. I was called "Missus" from 5th to 8th grade, because of my initials being "MIS." Not fun.
My dad wanted to name me after manny pacquiao
So if passed, my name wouldve been pacquiao pacman(middle name)
Im so thankful that my mom didnt agree with that
11:41 as a brazilian, i have a lot to say on açaí.
1- you pronounced it right
2-it's actually super healthy, basically fruit ice cream, almost no sodium
3-its great for breakfast
AITA is either “I shot a man because he ate my cheese. AITA?” or “I was shot for breathing and called an ambulance. AITA?”
No inbetween
2:35 I mean, they are already extorting people with newer printers by demanding subscription payments to use a product you bought. It’s barely as bad as the larger farm equipment these days that requires expensive subscription services to even operate the software on them.
The massive amount of aro/ace energy 0:45 radiates.
cake for asexual juice boxes are for aromantic
3:37 I still remember the news story about how a mother named her kid Abcde (pronouced Ab cid ee) and then got made that a flight staff at an airport laughed when she had to read out the name.
You know it's good when Robin's laughing his anus off before the 10 second mark.
8:32 Dude, humans are SCARY. The one that shook his hand got his hand broke and is now bedridden with influenza. By the time they realized he was murderous, he convinced them he was genuinely scientifically curious about the laser rifles, so he memorized the code to the gun safe(or ripped off the hand needed to open it) and now he's shot all the others while the aliens sleep, the lights are out, and now he's armed.
He slowly stalks the halls with a bowie knife and the only functional laser rifle, the rods in his eyes ensuring you cannot hide in the dark, his predatory ears picking up even the smallest noises, slowly lasercutting his way through locked doors, or bashing them open with brute strength. The aliens think they've won when they lock him in the airlock and jettison atmosphere for 20 seconds, only for the now pissed-off but very much alive sociopath to stalk the halls, abducting them one by one, and all the while, the alien bedridden with Influenza Is assailed by the human, who brings the heads of his crewmates one by one, and whem finally The Captain's head is plopped down on the bedridden's chest, and he can barely breathe anymore; the human slowly, oh, so slowly, crosses the room, and...
treats him?
The alien slowly recovers, and when he can speak, the human only has questions.
Questions on how the ship works, where their homeworld is, how their _weapons_ work. And as the ship lands back on earth, the alien finally breaks, his fingernails shattered and jabbed into the flesh they once covered, his will no longer strong enough to save his race. from this Monster...
Huhhh-???
0:22 "I can't, I just CAN'T do this anymore... * sobbing * They all make fun of me for not being spicy enough, it's not fair..."
I had a bagel for breakfast this morning. It burnt and tasted like ash.
Uh ok
mmmmmmm deliciousness
10:44
(cuts to "welcome to the internet" being the only thing on there music list)
7:30 - No it's more that you didn't have as much responsibilities as you did now.
for those who want a playlist
1. Pompeii :Bastille
2.Syndicate :Derivakat
3. Your Best Nightmare :Toby fox
4. Marvelous :Wallows
5. Come a Little Closer :Cage The Elephant
6. Silence is Golden but Duct tape is Silver :Against all Authority
7. Baby Tonight : Black Polish
8. Harder , Better , Faster , Stronger : Daft punk
9. Verbatim - Sped Up : Mother Mother
10. The Fall : Lovejoy
Please enjoy
6:37, Listen, toys are cool, but if someone got me my own rotisserie chicken, I would be pretty damn happy. Rotisserie chicken is one of life's simple pleasures.
Chicken wings for me.
@@ArtTheClownisgreatwithkids Also a good choice!
Hehe, I just love flipping the 'be the bigger person' speech on others. I have been told to do that several times in school before I got pissed because those mean kids didn't get punished more even when they actively went after others. I was done with that bs, so the next time someone said to be the bigger person, I got my voice ready to imitate my neighbor and went "Come here ya little brat, mama's gonna whoop yer ass!" and went towards the kid, ready to sit on them and make them pay. Ironically, I WAS and still am literally a bigger person than them.
3:05 yeah I have fun naming my characters but that's because I'm never having kids. For instance, I can and will name a character, say, Francis Artichoke or something like that, but that's because he will never actually have grown up with that name. He popped right out of my head like Athena from Zeus' dome, fully formed as a thirty-something coffee drinker with a bad haircut and the role of side character.
As for my pets, this rule does not apply. My neighbors will one day think I've lost a marble or two (or seventy) while I call out for my pants to come back inside, but that doesn't matter. My dog Pants will understand.
Francis Artichoke seems like a normal name though
"clearly there is no end to what you can do with excel" - Robin
Okay, the Mario voice was actually due to the voice actor who got the job going "I have literally no clue what I should use here, so I'll go with straight Italian" after asking the team right before they left for a try out. And now we have the world's iconic video game voice.
1:03 That is a polish homeless guy that got his face sprayed with silver grafitti paint
srebrny brek🇵🇱
widzisz mnie?
11:11 This is actually more plausible than one might think. OpenAI's text generation model (Which drives AI Dungeon) was trained by scraping reddit posts and comments, meaning it would probably know how an AITA post is structured. It can also handle up to about 30 words of context, if I remember correctly, for each word it adds on to the end of the string. This means that it wouldn't loose track of what it was talking about on a post this short, like it does in AI Dungeon.
OPENAI IS A REDDITOR?!
@@massgunner4152 In a sense, yes.
7:05 why did you have to call me out like that
I love that it sounds like he's belching when he's reading something with swear words lol
I think it sounds like YEABUM
1:51
That resonates with me decently well. I told my family about Deathnote after I'd only seen about 8 episodes. We decided to pick up watching it together, and they loved it.
Then the show blindsided me by including probably the inspiration behind every early 2000s Otaku stereotype. A popular super-star who ends up with the same powers as the main character, but better because she's so in-love with him and dedicated to him. Every character who isn't Light or L instantly loves her enough to die for her.
If Misa wasn't such an idiot, I'd say she was a Mary Sue.
There's also the scene where L cleans off Light's feet, which I thought was just awkward until Dad pointed out that it's a reference to the Bible.
10:30 that has to be the most delicious thing I have ever seen give me it NOW
2:48 i once had a classmate who was named baby
their name was genuinely baby and it wasnt a nickname
13:15 - The person who did it denied it for so long and then said "well I didn't know there was a boat underneath it" dude, yo dumped hundreds of pounds of ppop and piss into a lake. It shouldn't matter if there's a boat underneath it or not.don't do it!
750 page novel is so true, I read novels like there was no tommorow and now anything above 1paragraph is a aneurism
I got AC/DC, followed by Miku, then ABBA, Bowie, multiple remixes, some Norse music, Himalayan throat chants, Christmas music, and ends with the song they play during hell week in the Mareens (I think it is called Boots)...my coworkers hate driving with me.
i love it how the editors are having so much fun
3:14 i literally heard someone in target call their kid brick and when they didn't listen they said BRICKSTON GET OVER HERE
12:20 this joke is 10x funnier when someone actually did set the towels On fire at my local target
Whoever edited this is a great singer
8:17 & women's clothes don't have pockets even though they own stuff.
5:45
Nintendo's "Duck Hunt" is older than Nintendo career in video games.
Duck Hunt was originally an old laser/light projector toy.
It used some retroreflector thing behind the projector to pick up the light gun's laser.
Just clicked on the video and the first one that's read is about a bagel... while I'm eating a bagel.
WHY ARE SO MUCH PEOPLE THE CHOSEN ONES LIKE YOU
@@ihearthistoryy We are the chosen ones. Hush now, not chosen one.
@@Krow_Kid YES CHOSEN ONE!
Hah! If he was complaining about how bad the original scoob movie was, wait until he watches Velma.
Shut up Velma doesn’t exist we don’t talk about it
@12:35 oh.. oh no no.. those aren't for veneers those are for full crowns. Don't think she knew exactly what she was signing up for.
I have been on 3 hot air balloon champagne-brunch cruises; it's the most socially acceptable way to spin the barrel of restful oblivion while maintaining a smokescreen of making ppl think you're fancy.
7:27 hell no, when i was in 6th grade i read the entirety of the idhun chronicles in three days because i really enjoyed it, shaming kids reading books isn't cool
The Costco CEO is the Stan Lee of grocery stores. An unapologetic badass who understands his customers. Long may he reign.
10:23 Actually, that IS possible. Most modern sirens can have custom tones, even seen qn AUX cable before. It is possible, just frowned upon.
4:40 I had no idea any of them were still alive.
6:26
Detroit style hotdog: there is no hotdog.
7:24 Editor, that's 4 words per page.
When I go into a Starbucks and they ask my name, I'll usually just say "Oh, yeah, it's Krzysztof" (The name of a polish friend of mine). I do it with a totally straight face and you can often see that little jolt of panic in their eyes. Usually they'll say "....... Erm, how do you spell that?". I just sternly look at them, and say "It's spelt like it sounds" then repeat the name. Some of them just scribble some random thing on the cup (which it usually amusing because my friend knows I do this, and I'll quietly snap a picture of their attempts and email the best ones to him every once and a while. He thinks it funny how us Brits can find so many different ways to mess up his name). On the other hand, they'll sometimes freeze and don't know what to do, I'll then just say, "Oh, you want my name for the cup? Oh, Just put the letter K on it".
It may be childish, but it's just a little thing to help break up the monotony of my days.
This is my favorite subreddit to ever exist by far.
Clearly this owns an airfryer. (Cyan is back at it again!)
Hooray!
9:06 i was like that sounds like invader zim... BRO LITERALLY MADE INVADER ZIM
I feel bad for Loser Lane. He had a brother named Winner Lane. Middle school must have sucked for him. Yes, someone named their sons Winner and Loser.
Well, Loser is a police officer and Winner has had multiple criminal charges so who's the real loser
@@quethesparkle I know. Loser Lane actually caught Winner Lane.
taking a ride in a hot air balloon in October during the height of fall leaf colors was magical. 10/10 would do again .
11:40 I'm so used to hearing açaí being said wrong that hearing a correct pronunciation completely threw me off
The sound of Robin trying to pronunce Neil Gaiman's name, without saying the syllable 'gay'.
I can never share the absolute worst name I've ever seen because I'm a hospital worker and it's a HIPAA violation because it is just such a unique and identifiable name. the kid was admitted as a mental health patient and I theorize that the situation had everything to do with the type of parents that would name their child like that. I can't say for sure because I'm just not supposed to know that stuff, but that's my theory.
THE PAIN IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT WHEN YOU CRY ISNT NORMAL
0:01 every time
3:17
A german court ruled that if someone is named Alexa or Siri and therefore bullied they are allowed to change theire name
Yoooooooo your taste in anime is PRIIIIME, editor! That's my favorite anime for several reasons, and most of them AREN'T attatched to a girl's chest lol
That anime KNOWS EXACTLY what it is. It's fanservice AND glorious drama with great humor and fun worldbuilding, awesome powerscaling that only leaps with Emotional Growth from the character. Season two was fun as shit, and season 3 was PRIME anime all around. I haven't seen anything past that though, so NO SPOILERS!
Your pronnunciation of Acai was on point
The naming one is so much better if you assume that her Twitter name is her real name
13:49: Preach brother, they replaced the Lord of voice over himself, Frank Welker with some flavor of the week celebrity as Fred despite Frank being in the room voicing Scooby Doo, WTF!!!!!
2:36 PRINTER PROBLEMS (robin voices the printer in that lol)
10:12 It's not everyday you see an image from the Sonic OVA
I put mini marshmallows in my son's overalls. Like, I put them in the front pocket and he runs around eating them or trying to give them to the dog. But it's super cute. He'll also keep hot wheels in his pockets when I put them in there. He gets super excited.
Robin's laugh is so wholesome in the beginning
I will name my firstborn Gilgamesh and my second child will be called James if it's a boy or Natalie if it's a girl. Gilgamesh will be the name regardless of sex
10:28 - in my family we butter the outside of the bread and add Parmesan cheese and spices like garlic salt and parsley. Whatever floats your boat, on the inside, whatever you can imagine.
My favorite is ranch, jalapenos, pepperoni, pepper jack cheese, salami, another slice of cheese, another layer of pepperoni, and banana peppers. *Chef kiss*
The five buck roast chickens and $1.50 hot dog/drink combo came from the Price Club in the merger. Sol Price made them a condition of the merger.
every time robin voices, you know its gonna be a good video. ☺️♥︎♥︎
3:11 Luckily, once they're 18, they can change their name in Iowa, where I live now.
the homoerotic bullying picture is everything
At 8:20, now I wanna know why baby clothes get to have pockets but most woman's clothes don't.
10:36 this is beautiful and I can totally relate. Mein would be a some Rammstein, Dua Lipa, and Joker Xue
7:00 is a stupid big fallout to like 90% of the people who watch this channel. Not because we’re special for watching, but because 90% of us had a messed up childhood at this point
2:14 I remember a school club having a hang out at one of their houses, and we all sprawled out across the floor and projected A Silent Voice onto the ceiling. I will remember that night for a very, very long time.
Also I had my true gay awakening because I was cuddling with a girl and I only realized that several months later.
8:32
I am pretty sure that's the among us movie, but the aliens and the crew members switched roles
Fun fact: The claim that sodium is bad for you has no solid scientific base.
Excessive sodium IS bad for you. That's the issue; too much.
@@mokko759 Anything excessive is bad, that is the definition of the word.
The name thing hits me so hard because my aunt named her son Cruz and I just sit there and think to myself, “god this poor kid is gonna be a 30 year old man one day and his name is CRUZ”
Is your aunt religious? If so, she most likely named him "cross", but in portuguese. Kinda well thought but still unusual
Dude, what a coincidence, I was just at costco to get my glasses and since I’m lazy I just got food there- I AM WATCHING THIS VIDEO WHILE EATING AN OVERSIZED PIZZA SLICE
12:44 the heck? What episode of Ben 10? I thought I watched every one other than all of reboot but I missed this?
4:35, Nah, I think Paul and Ringo live healthy enough lifestyles where they can probably live for another 15-20 years.
god willing
10:42
Was listening to music earlier, and I listened to a song about the atrocities of war, followed by a song about a guy who got constipated, then found out that his girlfriend and him were related, then got himself decapitated on a roller coaster.
Love Emkay vids, your videos are what keep me going throughout the day. Thank you so much. Keep up the good work!!!! 😁
7:25
The novels that only have eight words per page like that actually only have two or three words per page, and a picture taking up the whole page.
im banned from going to any subway because i threw a chair at the window
Lucky
0:47 actually, the cake might just be cheaper that way because mentioning the w-word when ordering/booking things instantly jacks its price up like 40% or so