r/Texts | man of his word
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- Top posts from r/Texts on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Narrator ► / @jaymick
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Ok, but does anyone else think Jack nailed the singing voice for Black Parade?
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I very much agree.
Lmao I was just listening to mcr
petition for a full version when
Hooray yay happy happy joy joy
Damn, he even apologized for being two minutes late and still got rejected.
should've been on time smh smh smh
feelsbadman🥲
@Pedro_a_Pedra_Falante 🇵🇹 whos profile
@Pedro_a_Pedra 🇵🇹 gay?
That centauritauritaur joke is one of best things I've ever seen and heard
Jack is perfect for this subreddit because he can do many impressions with his voice .
plz fix period thank you
200th like
@@saltwatertastesgood hown you know noor shahid is woman?
@@saltwatertastesgood no .
diabetus
If someone woke me up at 1 am for some *lightly fried fish fillets* I would not be mad at all
same
lightly fried fish fillets
@@litfill54 lightly fried fish fillets
@@timerchOfficialyt lightly fried fish fillets
Lightly fried fish fillets
5:42 that was the most powerful form of gaslight i have ever seen
9:48 The Centauritauritauritauritauritaur is showing clear signs of carcinization. That is 100% turning into a crab.
1:32 will forever be part of my mental soundboard
Lmao the "uuuh" sends me
I wanna be the very best...
All of my cringe in one subreddit
yet Jack still finds a way to make it better
@puteqx jeses lovs you
@@jebjack7262 jeses doesnt exst
@@TantalumPolytope yes o know
I love emkay videos,they always make my day a little bit better
All the singing was a joy and really helped to lift my spirits! Thank you Jack ♡
0:37 The "welcome to misery" is too perfect
Clearly this owns an airfryer.
air fryer
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@@Rocco049 where is the air fryer
6:30 No, crocodiles are not dinosaurs; they're a sister clade. The final living group of dinosaurs are birds. Yes, that means you have eaten dinosaur meat before.
Chicken nuggies are dinosaur meat. It just makes it funnier to eat ones in dinosaur shapes.
@@Dranlia kill the dinosaur
Slice the dinosaur
shape dinosaur
Cook dinosaur
Eat dinosaur shaped dinosaur
What about trilobytes tho? Aren't they dinosaurs too? Also idk how to spell trilobyte
@@barstadbeastvods8790 No they are not. They are invertebrates.
@@Dranlia ??? Why does that mean they can't be a dinosaur?
That eagle screech was so....authentic it almost made me choke and die on my hot chocolate...well done lol
Jack is perfect for literally every subreddit lol
That eagle been through a lot even by the time of the recording.
jack for what it’s worth you are absolutely and unironically my favourite narrator
9:38 I just died from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
From gravity falls
This was fun. The change in voice was quite immersive. Love it
if anyone ever sent me that “touch my butt and feed me french fries” image, i would just think for a moment, then text back “i’m sold, where and when will this happen”
That centauritauritaur had me fkn cackling 😂
5:42
Gaslighting be like:
“I have a question”
“NO YOU DON’T”
Nobody going to mention that the sausage dog LITERALLY said hello to the person in the way the described it lol
I thought I was the only one who thought this lol
1:48 if you look closely at the cats party hat, it looks like it says "Thot" when in reality, its part of the word "birthday"
XD
yo how did you realise this
Quick glance
Thda
That friend zone one was... Ouch
That eagle screech sounded like it just drowned while shitting
(Not a sound from experience btw)
You sure?
Wait a minute…
That sounds like someone who DOES know that sound from experience!
…It’s a good thing that you clarified that you didn’t know from experience!
Been crying and this made me instantly smile. Thank you
HELP
5:30 the person was texting them self 😂
maybe group chat
9:41 Wow, I haven't been able to actually have a good laugh for the last 2 months until I saw this. Thank you.
R/bossfight
From gravity falls
@@xxx_abbas_xxx1885 could be a good bossfight
4:14 chad cong
the cat dude is an absolute chad
3:08 ive never seen someone this far into the friend zone
He truly is a man of his word
9:38
out of ALL THE ONES that could have made me laugh, THIS WAS THE ONE
"Dinosaurs still exist, right? Yes, they do. him: Yeah, crocodiles, all over Australia." EVER HEARD OF BIRDS?! THOSE ARE MANIRAPTORAN DINOSAURS
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
The Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type) is one of the eighteen types. Prior to changes in Generation IV, all damaging Grass-type moves were special, but they may now also be physical depending on the attack. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed
Starting in Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are immune to powder and spore moves and Effect Spore.Grass types are tied with Rock in having the most weaknesses out of all types with five.
Since Generation I, a particular asset of Grass types is being the only type that is immune to Leech Seed. As of Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to powder and spore moves, such as Sleep Powder and Stun Spore. Additionally, Grass Pokémon are the only ones affected by Rototiller and Flower Shield. Those moves raise both attack stats or the physical Defense stat, respectively, when used.
Forest's Curse adds the Grass type to the target's types. Grass-type attacks are resisted by seven types, so they're tied with Bug as the most resisted type. Those resistant types are best covered by Rock and Ground. As of Generation VI, Dark and Ghost have neutral matchups against every type that resists Grass.
When Grassy Terrain is in the effect, the power of Grass-type moves is increased by 30% (50% prior to Generation VIII) if the user is on the ground.
Contest properties In contests, Grass-type moves are typically Clever moves, but can also be any of the other four contest conditions. As of Generation VIII, there are 112 Grass-type Pokémon or 12.27% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Grass-type in at least one of their forms), making it the third most common type after Normal and before Flying. A Pokémon with Protean or Libero will become a Grass-type Pokémon if it uses a Grass-type move. A Pokémon with Color Change, Imposter, Mimicry, RKS System, or Multitype will become a Grass-type Pokémon if (respectively) it is hit with a Grass-type move, is sent out against a Grass-type opponent, if the terrain is grassy, if it is holding a Grass Memory, or if it is holding a Meadow Plate or Grassium Z.
Since Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to Effect Spore.Only Grass-type Pokémon can have these Abilities. This does not include signature Abilities.Due to the decreased amount of types in the TCG, Grass generally adopts all Bug-type Pokémon under its typing. It also adopted Poison-type Pokémon prior to the Diamond & Pearl set, after which they were moved to Psychic.
Similar to the games, Grass-type Pokémon in the TCG are generally weak to Fire and resist Water. Grass-type Pokémon are strong against Fighting and Water Pokémon, whilst Metal Pokémon resisted it until the EX Power Keepers expansion set.
Generation V introduced the most Grass-type Pokémon of any generation, with 21 (including Rotom's Mow form), and Generation VI introduced the fewest Grass-type Pokémon, with nine.
Generation I introduced the most Grass-type moves of any generation, with 10, and Generation II introduced the fewest Grass-type moves, with three.
The Grass type and/or Pokémon of the type have been referred to using the term "plant" instead on some occasions:
In the English Generation I games, the Gym guide in Cerulean Gym refers to Pokémon of the Grass type as "plant Pokémon". In the English versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, he instead mentions "Grass-type Pokémon". In the Japanese versions of the Generation I games and FireRed and LeafGreen, he mentions the Grass type itself, calling it the "Plant type" (Japanese: しょくぶつタイプ).
Another reference to "plant Pokémon" (Japanese: しょくぶつポケモン) is made by Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon Red, Green, and Blue, and international Pokémon Red and Blue, classifying Bulbasaur as such when the player is about to choose it as their starter. This is also the case in the Japanese versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen; in contrast, he calls it the "grass Pokémon" in the English versions.
This same reference is also used in the first episode of Pokémon Origins.
In multiple languages, such as French and German, the Grass type is translated as the Plant type.
The Turkish dub of the anime occasionally refers to "Grass type" as "Plant type".
The Grass type has the most Pokémon that evolve by Evolution stones, with a total of 11. It is also the type that can utilize the most stones, having at least one Pokémon that can evolve via the Leaf Stone, Sun Stone, Water Stone, and Shiny Stone.
The Grass type is the only type to have more than one HP-draining move, having five of them.
Grass-type attacks deal doubly super-effective damage to the most Pokémon of all types.
Grass-type attacks are super effective against the three types that Fire types are weak to.
Fire is the only type that hasn't been paired with Grass.
In Tree's a Crowd, Brock states that Grass-type Pokémon resist Electric-type moves due to being able to diffuse the electricity into trees and the ground. He also explains that if Grass types are in the air, they cannot diffuse the electricity from Electric attacks, thereby dealing normally effective damage.
the f
*presenting it to an imaginary audience*
One thing, sir: You said grass type Pokémon are strong against fighting and water types. They are actually strong against water, rock and ground types.
The abrupt ending got me good
Respect for that man who didnt forget to text in a year. i forget things after a week
one year and 2 minutes*
one year and 2 minutes*
@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238 my bad
@@miltarge6366 dont worry,i forgive you,but pls dont make that mistake again 😃👍
0:19 I was so ready for him to sing “TOOK ME INTO THA CITAY” now I’m dissatisfied 😤💔
As someone watching this on a flip phone i could feel how long that message took
This is the 1st vid I’ve watched here and I love it. You getting a sub. Also, ISTG 7:36 IS SO ME
I CANT STOP LAUGHING THE HORSE STAMPEDE AAAAA
I will never see a horse the same again. Thanks.
Dinosaurs do in fact still exist - they're called birds. They're descendents of avian dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction events, and in taxonomy, a species always carries the same classifications as its predecessors, making birds dinosaurs by technicality even though a lot has changed in the millions of years since.
The concept that crocodiles etc. are living dinosaurs is completely false (dinosaurs and crocodilids share a common ancestor but are not the same), however they are still ancient and haven't changed much since the days of the dinosaurs.
was about to make a simmilar comment^^
Crock of shit. There's no connection between birds and dinosaurs except in paleontologists' imagination.
@@anonygent Okay, buddy. If you want to ignore current science then that's your prerogative.
At 11:55 , as a trumpeter, I am proud that we are able to piss off our neighbors so easily.
Cong is a menace.
10:03 at that point just call it the fractauritaur
7:00 omgggggggg I can't
1:29 why tf did the *eagle screech* kill me lmaooo
7:25 -- My attempt: "I would hold on to Faith for as long as I could."
11:15 I mean I was once telling my friend a story and I forgot “Grand Canyon” and instead said “the giant hole in the ground in Arizona” so this is probably something I would do XD
the centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur was probably the funniest thing ive seen this year tbh
The fact that the thumbnail is my bday- I can't
1:31 bro this is the most depressive eagle i have heared
The last message (from dad saying thrash) got me off. The "did you feed the cats? " got me
2:06 it would be pretty hard doing a test with lava on it
6:00 bro turned into Frieza
6:36 chickens too!
0:44 as someone who has been to missouri, and currently has friends living there, I can tell you this is true.
The cat birthday was ADORABLE
had two EmKay videos going at the same time when I unmuted my speakers, so I just got bombarded by Lexi talking over Lexi simultaneously about r/texts and r/mildlyinfuriating lol
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POINT OUT THAT AT 7:30 he missed a good "your lack of faith is... disturbing..."
I died at "THE AGE THING".
Damn, "Will you be my faith" is kinda good line.
I love how at 7:00 the sad music only playing for like a second
3:12 my bff did the same thing to me. Had a bi crisis for like a week lol
9:01
10 images of SPAM? I guess you can say he spammed the poor guy.
*Bahdum tsh*
9:38 gravity falls s2e13.
Lol I know the reference
@@Your_best_nightmare19.99 I've watched the show like a quintillion times lol
@@outflame3040 me too
9:39 this whole clip reminded me when Mabel summoned a centaurtaur in that one episode of gravity falls.
This is the best way to spend half my driver's Ed class lol
“THE CENTAURITAR” got me laughing so much!!
7:31
Guess it was faith that he’d say that
"Give it a year"
They said…
YES,DINOSAURS STILL EXIST,they are not the crocs they are called birds,all birds,every bird
was waiting for someone to say this
I eat dinosaur 💀
Omg the cat's birthday song was perfect
AJGHGFHU MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFRENCE IN AN EMKAY VIDEO? HELL YES! MCRMY ARISE!!
3:10 There Is no come back from that point
He'll give it another year. Whatever it takes xD
Legend has it that that guy who came back after a year and 2 minutes. He will try again every year. He will come back after December 5th 2022 8:54 PM. And next year.
Man really waited a year 💀💀💀Is he that desprate
What the frick frack, smick smack, paddy whack did we dead?
Crock pot, slap pap, quarterback, cracker jack, biofeed backpack, trackthod, trackside, track, tic-tac
"Jeet" = "Did you eat?"
0:48 almost a minute in and I'm already losing my mind
It’s not the crocodiles that are dinosaurs in Australia… it’s the magpies
11:47, did you feed the cats
Yes
6:35 Crocodilians aren't dinosaurs, but an older group. Birds are dinosaurs.
this is the only voice narrated channel i like
0:23 TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
The cong one tho is just 😆😆😆
6:34 crocs are not dinosaurs. Crocs are older than dinosaurs.
Jack does every voice perfectly. He's awesome.
The centauritaur got me so bad 🤣🤣
I swear the voice overs are the best man fkin hell... I'm sure at least 50% of them weren't even that funny if it's not the frikkin voice overs 🤣
I was trying to eat while watching this... That was a mistake. Almost chocked numerous times from laughing.
I'm laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Laughing at what? My face? Well I don't blame you!
"IM AWAKE" " hey you' your finally awake" " NO NOT AGAIN
cong had me crying omg
Your voice makes the comments 10 times better in the funny department. Its very good
7:28 I was in class watching this and I burst out laughing thanks a lot...
Texting can be chaotic
6:24 nope because Sprint no longer exist 😂
I wish my dad made lightly fried fish fillets at 1:15 in the morning, instead he’s still out buying milk
at exactly 3:52 i got an ad it was old spice and it was only the theme 🤣