Robin asked for a creepypasta and I shall deliver: It's Saturday and I needed a quick repair in my house. I'm not the type of DIY guy, so I call this number in this magazine I saw. I have never seen this magazine before in my house, let alone find it on my floor. "Oh well," as I shrugged my shoulder, "must've been the mail man." Little did I know it was going to be the most horrifying night of my life. Here's some backstory, I called the number at 5:00 because I had a leak in my sink. I work at a dealership, so I don't know a damn thing about fixing leaks. My girlfriend works until 10:00 PM, so I have the home all to myself for 5 hours til she comes home. Anyways, it's about 9 when I get a knock at the door. It's a man, looks mid 40's, the type of guy you'd expect to be a Plumber. He'd always look at me time to time, with a smirk. I thought to myself,"This dude's creepy, but nevermind". By the time he's done it's 9:25, so my girlfriend is almost done working. He gave me another grin as he was walking out. Then it hit me. He was driving with a white van. As I said, I worked at a dealership, and so I know this van. Me and my coworkers heard rumors from my boss that a serial killer, who was in our town, bought white vans like the one the plumber was driving. He would torture his victims and give chance to fight back, but he would always pick people who look weak. So he always was able to kill his victims. People say one of his victims landed a hit with a hammer on his face, disfiguring it. He then killed the victim. By the time he left, my girlfriend got home. I showed her the ad, but this time, it was different. The face was disfigured. I am still petrified to this day.
Tom: The creepy pasta. It was late summer and my dads car had broken down. We called for a mechanic and he came over. His name was Tom and he asked “How may I help you?” We told him the situation and he said no problem! He was working when all the sudden it burst in flames. He screamed in pain as we scrambled for the phone to call the cops. They took him to the hospital but he was pronounced dead. A few weeks later we were driving on the same highway at midnight and still saw the charred outline of his body... we saw an apparition of him and we stopped and looked. Nothing there. The next day the place he worked at burned down. Everyone survived... we drive by there every year but at exactly 12:00 midnight you can hear the muffled screams and the blazing fire out the window. You look back and it’s gone. Legends say if you go into the charred building and ask for Tom. You can hear his screams before a muffled glitchy voice on the intercom says. “How may I help you?”
That construction guy at 6:42 is actually Voldemort. He lost his nose in a tragic sawmill accident, and later lost his job when his boss discovered that Muggles could do the same amount of work for less pay, thus starting Voldemort on his downward spiral into darkness that would eventually spark the events of the first Harry Potter movie.
yeah, he attacked his boss but before he performed the spell, he chucked a can of paint at Voldemort, squirted lemons into his pupils, then put bleach in his hair, killing it.
"Yeah,the what" "It is called the!" "THE WHAT?!" "It is called the." "Sire,NO!" "THE RESTRAUNT IS CALLED THE!" "WHY ARE YOU RAGIINNGGG" *they go to the together* "Oh...."
As Tom stood over his victims corpse, a small smile made its way onto his lips. He slowly muttered "that's the last time you take my nose dad." He pulled it from his father's shirt pocket and soon realised, that after years of his nose being cut away and separated from his distorted face, that it had aged and transformed into a metaphor.
6:37 creepy pasta: Tom was a normal worker he was at the top of his work buddies but bob the builder came along Tom got annoyed because bob the builder stole his name tom’s name was : Tom the builder. He got felid with anger, hate and madness.Bob the builder stole tom’s place at the top,Tom was of course mad at bob like always his work buddies said and laughed,but tom had a plan,he had enough of it he said and then he replied to him self with: I need to do something.........Next morning Tom went to his daily job,he saw bob again,but bob went to the bathroom and no one came with him,Tom took the chance and went there with a hammer, he said to bob: you stole everything from me even my mother! Bob replied with:well I did not steal anything I am just better than you,Tom was mad not just mad he was exploding with madness,he attacked bob trying to kill him, but he was to late his “work buddies” came and helped bob up, they started to use the hammer to cut of tom’s nose then they made Tom smile with needles,Tom cried,and he tried to call for help be he couldn’t move his mouth,he died that morning crying in the bathroom blood everywhere tears everywhere.then was night time bob and bob’s work buddies were leaving,but one of the work buddies disappeared his name was Samuel then well every other person that had there name start before t well they vanished.then it was bob but bob was different,the ground started shaking the the moon turned to Tom and the tears of bob turned to I’ll end you............. and the only one survive that night was Zach. Zach was the the person found with the book that every thing I typed was there they found him crying....... they asked: are you ok? He replied with *mumbling* then we turned his head to the cops and he was smiling and with no nose................: this was made by me this is TM don’t copy it because I swear I did this please help me....
I recurring have nightmares about the kinda bathrooms on 12:18. The fact they're real is literally personified fear. Just the invasion of privacy about it is so creepy. There was actually a bathroom exactly like this at some public park I went to years ago. I just had to hurry up and hope no one else came in.
12:04 No joking or exaggeration: I have had nightmares about bathrooms like this. Multiple times. This is a reoccurring nightmare that I'm not excited to see actually exists.
15:03 Says, "They will forget what you say, they will forget what you did, they will never forget how you made them feel." If anyone was confused, or just wanted to know what it said.
12:15 looks just like the bathrooms at a skating rink i used to go to as a kid. idk why the stalls would be so low, but it made it even harder to use the bathroom if you didn’t wanna take your skates off. i kissed the floor a few times in there unfortunately 😭
“The is my favorite restaurant to go to for hotdogs.” “The what?” “The. The restaurant is called the.” “I don’t get it.” “ITS THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT! IT’S CALLED THE!” “THE WHAT?!?!?” “THE!!!”
Well, credit to • Springtronic • for making there own creepypasta of it first. "Here I am," he said to himself as he looked through the newspaper. Bored, and having a power outage, the newspaper was the same old as it was everyday... at least he thought so. As he turned through the pages something seemed off to him. Almost as if someone was watching him as he read. He looked around, and thought to himself, "What is this off feeling?" Where is it coming from?" He was puzzled, shocked, and uncomfortable. He read through how people have been going missing... As he read further, the Newspaper's words jumped out to him that there was no good reason, no explanation for why they had gone missing... He was shook, and unsure. He didn't know what to do with this melting pot of feelings. He flipped through, and ended up at the AD section. He didn't think about it much. So, he turned the page back because he saw a head line that jumped out to him, nothing was out of the ordinary, and it turns out the head line was misleading. He shrugged with disgust he had been baited, and turned the page. He saw something new on that very AD page... He saw a horrible disfigured looking carpenter man, with his hammer, and a name tag saying "Tom," he was shocked. He looked around, and on every he started seeing "Tom." Tom always appeared in the top left corner of the page, with his hammer, and unforgettable point at him. His phone rang, he looked, he answered, he screamed, he fled. He rushed out of his house. But what did this call say? It said that, simply he was not alone, that he was endanger. As he ran, and fled. He flopped over after feeling a horrid crash on his head, he felt as if he had been shot, but no. As he turned to face what might've struck him, he saw him... Tom... As Tom hovered over him, Tom's shadow covered in him darkness... He was dragged into a hole... With a weird assortment of structures, and they were all furniture, or out of place walls... His pain ridden body was thrown onto a long couch. Along with others, he didn't know what to do... Tom seemed content on forcing people to watch him construct these structures. "What could've made him like this?" He pondered. He would never truly know, and wouldn't ever know... He then noticed all the people there with him were the people who were reported missing. He was now a statistic, and he would live the rest of his horrible life watching Tom build these structures.
@@SteevOQ shush it gives Robin money, and when robin gets some money Damien lets him out of the basement to play outside and then they drive to Popeye's to get some chicken since Robin was a good boy that day
just wanted to point out though I've played rummy cub with my little cousin those boards are designed to fit 14 tiles with that extra ¾ tile space so you can move your tiles around it looks like this idiot is trying to fit 15 in there...
I think that is the point they were making in the first place. Take a closer look at how the legs are bent the wrong way. Leads me to believe their stamping device was flipped backwards itself.
He means they are backwards compared to the way they should be. The legs of the flamingos on the mug are not the same as a flamingo irl. The knee joint should be the opposite way.
After losing his nose to his wife, the lumberjack wanders the woods at night looking for children to replace his nose. Some say you hear wood being chopped right before he chops yours off.
6:37 - he is the man who traps you in his house but his house isn’t the ordinary house, his house is full of carbon dioxide but you only will kidnap you when you are near a construction site. The more you stare at him the more worse he will look, if you stare at him long enough, you will start hallucinating and almost instantly die. But if you manage to escape him you’ll only find yourself trapped in a loop and in that loop you’ll only be staring at him bashing your family and friends and once he’s finished, he’ll do it harder to you. Hope I didn’t give anyone nightmares-
When a child specifically 9 with a few of his friends passed by a construction site they found a man working there, no other person was there, only him, and then the man noticed him, he had very little facial features and then it charged at them, the child stood there, standing being pale, not moving at all, all the others ran and forgot about him, it attacked the child and then the next day, when the real construction workers came, they found his corpse, in a box, with a few of his body parts used to finish a bit more of the building, the children who ran off was found dead in there house, with strange marks on them, not from a knife or gun, but from human bite marks. This is my first creepypasta so this may not be scary, also this is meant for 6:31
6:37 creepy pasta: Tom was a normal worker he was at the top of his work buddies but bob the builder came along Tom got annoyed because bob the builder stole his name tom’s name was : Tom the builder. He got felid with anger, hate and madness.Bob the builder stole tom’s place at the top,Tom was of course mad at bob like always his work buddies said and laughed,but tom had a plan,he had enough of it he said and then he replied to him self with: I need to do something.........Next morning Tom went to his daily job,he saw bob again,but bob went to the bathroom and no one came with him,Tom took the chance and went there with a hammer, he said to bob: you stole everything from me even my mother! Bob replied with:well I did not steal anything I am just better than you,Tom was mad not just mad he was exploding with madness,he attacked bob trying to kill him, but he was to late his “work buddies” came and helped bob up, they started to use the hammer to cut of tom’s nose then they made Tom smile with needles,Tom cried,and he tried to call for help be he couldn’t move his mouth,he died that morning crying in the bathroom blood everywhere tears everywhere.then was night time bob and bob’s work buddies were leaving,but one of the work buddies disappeared his name was Samuel then well every other person that had there name start before t well they vanished.then it was bob but bob was different,the ground started shaking the the moon turned to Tom and the tears of bob turned to I’ll end you............. and the only one survive that night was Zach. Zach was the the person found with the book that every thing I typed was there they found him crying....... they asked: are you ok? He replied with *mumbling* then we turned his head to the cops and he was smiling and with no nose................( well there is a difference with mine not barraging really am not)
12:05 looks like the 'bathrooms' that were in the daycare my aunt worked at, except there was only two stalls one of which didn't have a door. The adults had a separate bathroom.
6:40 This man was born with a severe face deformation causing people to stay away from him but all he wanted were friends. He trued dressing up as a construction worker but they saw through the disguise. He realized it was useless. Anger boiled and built up inside of him leading him to use the hammer he used in his disguise to get revenge on the people who avoided him. He entered peoples homes using his hammer to break in and hid in their closets until everyone was asleep and then he came out to crush their skulls. You can hear his angry murder from the street and all you can hear is a terrible ripping noise which was him using the back side of the hammer to rip off limbs, and using the head of the hammer to create loud cracking noises with their skulls.
To be fair I genuinely love the idea of a restaurant literally just called "The". Even if this is probably meant to be read as "The Sausage" or something ?
Spongebob is a rectangle, he is not a square or anything else, he is actually a rectangle, so there's no problem with Robin's answer. If you want to talk about maths and shapes, learn it first, come back, tell what you want to say.
@@nosamthecrewmate1232 i meant the shape Robin talked about, becouse, duh the sharpener is not just a rectangle, think before you dispense smart wisdom.
Why does emkay get the biggest people for voice overs, lexi can reach the top shelf, robin is 6'3, zach has that type of tall stature and damien isn't necessarily stupid tall but he's a big guy
In the days of radio the best announcers were fat guys. Paul Douglas, William Conrad, Harry von Zell were all heavyset. Nowadays tho, everyone's fat, usually from eating ice cream or cheesy snacks which create phlegm and make your voice crack. But...we still have big tall people. They too have voices. Big voices. Good voices.
4:05 It was added centuries later. Fun fact: that church is St Mary's Church, Kirkby Lonsdale and was built in the 12th century. Those clocks were added much later, estimated around either the 19th century or the 2000s. Whoever did it must’ve been drunk, clearly.
creepy pasta for man with weird nose: He once had a wife named Margret and I child who loved adopt me. one day, their son got scammed. he cried nonstop for years. the family had enough. but before anything, he got over it, but Margret kept hearing the cries. The guy w/ weird nose tried to help, but it just got worse. The two later always got into fights and soon, they had a divorce. the guy w/ weird nose soon had depression to the point, he bonked his nose and became the guy w/ weird nose and is out to get his revenge
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a…
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"Hey guys, i'm going to The, y'all want anything?"
"The what?"
*"The."*
callmecarson moment
Only 799 more words to go.
Me when the
I like the
Hinata Boke!
“Can’t wait to be a doctor?
DONT”
Every Asian parent in a five mile radius: *the big sad*
Skybound now check and turn the signal to the right
I think it means DON'T WAIT, but it could also mean DON'T BE A DOCTOR
Be a doctor nOWOWPDWOPDWODWOWDAOFUJEIAWOP":K"OPEA
Yea
Horse
Boomer humor : i hate my wife
Millenial humor : i hate my life
Gen Z humor : *THE*
AlphaLucario looool
*THE*
“Honey what do you want for dinner?”
“THE”
I laughed-
That's to dang funny
"There are no mistakes, only terrible designers."
-Master Oogway
I'm sure master oogway is dead
@@AandJ9 yeah we know bro it's a joke
“I could only afford Microsoft word online guys”
-Master *[PURCHASE FULL VERSION TO CONTINUE READING]*
@Not Robotevajit replied to a 10 month old comment💀
Also fair
The turtle or the guy that got cancelled?
Robin asked for a creepypasta and I shall deliver:
It's Saturday and I needed a quick repair in my house. I'm not the type of DIY guy, so I call this number in this magazine I saw. I have never seen this magazine before in my house, let alone find it on my floor.
"Oh well," as I shrugged my shoulder, "must've been the mail man." Little did I know it was going to be the most horrifying night of my life. Here's some backstory, I called the number at 5:00 because I had a leak in my sink. I work at a dealership, so I don't know a damn thing about fixing leaks. My girlfriend works until 10:00 PM, so I have the home all to myself for 5 hours til she comes home. Anyways, it's about 9 when I get a knock at the door. It's a man, looks mid 40's, the type of guy you'd expect to be a Plumber. He'd always look at me time to time, with a smirk. I thought to myself,"This dude's creepy, but nevermind". By the time he's done it's 9:25, so my girlfriend is almost done working. He gave me another grin as he was walking out. Then it hit me. He was driving with a white van. As I said, I worked at a dealership, and so I know this van. Me and my coworkers heard rumors from my boss that a serial killer, who was in our town, bought white vans like the one the plumber was driving. He would torture his victims and give chance to fight back, but he would always pick people who look weak. So he always was able to kill his victims. People say one of his victims landed a hit with a hammer on his face, disfiguring it. He then killed the victim. By the time he left, my girlfriend got home. I showed her the ad, but this time, it was different. The face was disfigured. I am still petrified to this day.
10/10
Woah, this is good! Why does this not have more attention?
Best fricken creepypasta story. Now we need the name
Impressive
okay but this is actually good
People who actually wrote a creepypasta for the noseless construction guy:
"He lost his nose in the fire, now he's out for revenge"
He had a nose, lost it in the war
The hamer war
Lies.
Megumin with a gun?
Nah
Megunmin.
Crap, American megumin.
Tom: The creepy pasta.
It was late summer and my dads car had broken down. We called for a mechanic and he came over. His name was Tom and he asked “How may I help you?” We told him the situation and he said no problem! He was working when all the sudden it burst in flames. He screamed in pain as we scrambled for the phone to call the cops. They took him to the hospital but he was pronounced dead. A few weeks later we were driving on the same highway at midnight and still saw the charred outline of his body... we saw an apparition of him and we stopped and looked. Nothing there. The next day the place he worked at burned down. Everyone survived... we drive by there every year but at exactly 12:00 midnight you can hear the muffled screams and the blazing fire out the window. You look back and it’s gone. Legends say if you go into the charred building and ask for Tom. You can hear his screams before a muffled glitchy voice on the intercom says. “How may I help you?”
You actually tried on that one, and only have 7 likes. Well now you have 8 at least (;
Why I'm a scared
Everyone:CreppyPasta
Me an intellectual:scary spagetti
That is very good I'm gonna post it as an actual creepypasta
Jeez that is creepy, great job!
That construction guy at 6:42 is actually Voldemort. He lost his nose in a tragic sawmill accident, and later lost his job when his boss discovered that Muggles could do the same amount of work for less pay, thus starting Voldemort on his downward spiral into darkness that would eventually spark the events of the first Harry Potter movie.
amazing voldemort backstory, the one they give him in the movies is wrong
Damn voldemort really let himself down. He went from master wizard to CONSTUCTION
yeah, he attacked his boss but before he performed the spell, he chucked a can of paint at Voldemort, squirted lemons into his pupils, then put bleach in his hair, killing it.
The "whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend horse" made me wheeze so much my lungs almost restarted like windows
Oof
Well
**HORSE**
SAME
Same but instead of restarting they had a error. Horse
th-cam.com/video/7nQ2oiVqKHw/w-d-xo.html
"Whats your favorite restaurant?"
*"T H E"*
Woah
That's my favorite restaurant too
"Yeah,the what"
"It is called the!"
"THE WHAT?!"
"It is called the."
"Sire,NO!"
"THE RESTRAUNT IS CALLED THE!"
"WHY ARE YOU RAGIINNGGG"
*they go to the together*
"Oh...."
My wife got arrested there and im not even maried.
@galaxy dragon yep.
As Tom stood over his victims corpse, a small smile made its way onto his lips. He slowly muttered "that's the last time you take my nose dad." He pulled it from his father's shirt pocket and soon realised, that after years of his nose being cut away and separated from his distorted face, that it had aged and transformed into a metaphor.
O wow uhm lol
@@macydoesstuff8735 uhhh hi
@@hellohoi7492 hoi
6:37 creepy pasta: Tom was a normal worker he was at the top of his work buddies but bob the builder came along Tom got annoyed because bob the builder stole his name tom’s name was : Tom the builder. He got felid with anger, hate and madness.Bob the builder stole tom’s place at the top,Tom was of course mad at bob like always his work buddies said and laughed,but tom had a plan,he had enough of it he said and then he replied to him self with: I need to do something.........Next morning Tom went to his daily job,he saw bob again,but bob went to the bathroom and no one came with him,Tom took the chance and went there with a hammer, he said to bob: you stole everything from me even my mother! Bob replied with:well I did not steal anything I am just better than you,Tom was mad not just mad he was exploding with madness,he attacked bob trying to kill him, but he was to late his “work buddies” came and helped bob up, they started to use the hammer to cut of tom’s nose then they made Tom smile with needles,Tom cried,and he tried to call for help be he couldn’t move his mouth,he died that morning crying in the bathroom blood everywhere tears everywhere.then was night time bob and bob’s work buddies were leaving,but one of the work buddies disappeared his name was Samuel then well every other person that had there name start before t well they vanished.then it was bob but bob was different,the ground started shaking the the moon turned to Tom and the tears of bob turned to I’ll end you............. and the only one survive that night was Zach. Zach was the the person found with the book that every thing I typed was there they found him crying....... they asked: are you ok? He replied with *mumbling* then we turned his head to the cops and he was smiling and with no nose................: this was made by me this is TM don’t copy it because I swear I did this please help me....
ayyyyy
“Consume My Pantaloons.” IM DYING
Whoever said DIAMONDS are a girls bestfriend- HORSE
Such a memorable quote, it’ll stick with me forever
@@SteevOQ G O O D Q U O T E
HONSE
I laughed so hard XD yes if u say diamonds are a girls best friend then just HORSE XD
JUAN
Uncle Roy?
There's a guy.
The guy: FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
How I'm tryna be
Should we recruit Robin to the Sad milk team?
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
*BFG Division fades in*
*COD theme plays*
Literally every youtube ad of an RPG game:
"The most immersive RPG"
@@anotherguyontheinternet4163 i always mix those up lol
They spend their money on more ads than upgrading the game itself
Yep
What was this before-
@@mark-hc2ba209 enticing I think
I recurring have nightmares about the kinda bathrooms on 12:18. The fact they're real is literally personified fear. Just the invasion of privacy about it is so creepy. There was actually a bathroom exactly like this at some public park I went to years ago. I just had to hurry up and hope no one else came in.
Someone took his nose as a child. He never got it back.
10/10
Will read again
Oh nose
Frome YOU (the viewers
@@jarredstevens5646 Please leave.
Who Nose, Maybe he got it back.
"So what restaurant is your favorite?"
"Oh, I like the best"
"The what best?"
"The"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
"I MEAN I LIKE THE"
"THE WHAT"
"THE THE"
Omg I live for this under rated comment I'm dying XDDD!
fucking died at "THE THE"
The the lmao
THE THE
@Ace Williams its kind of like how all of the e's in Mercedes are all pronounced differently
as a designer, I hate all of this. but it's not as bad as it could be. IT'LL KEEP GETTING WORSE
:)
U didnt watch the full video yet...
meme trash ugh bruh 17 minute video...
this is hell
I didn't think so. The designs are not that much bad
8:26 I laughed so hard I literally f**king fainted in my chair.
Uncle Roy?
it’s not that funny
“uncle roy? Theres a guy” fucking sent me
@Phoenix Puckett uncle Roy? There’s a guy!
@Phoenix Puckett no? Wdym. Uncle Roy, however, now THATS a guy.
"Uncle Roy? There's a bunch a guys!"
Roys our boy!
THE
12:04 No joking or exaggeration: I have had nightmares about bathrooms like this. Multiple times. This is a reoccurring nightmare that I'm not excited to see actually exists.
I've had nightmares like this too! Now it turns out they're real 😭
@@firstnamelastname6202 I know and I'm quaking in my fucking booties. That's so unfortunate.
bruh I have weird nightmares sometimes like that too lol
SAMEEEEE
The bathrooms at my kindergarten were like this
my humor has deteriorated to the point i’m laughing at “The”
The what
Baba boi “The”
a t
Ha ha ha
Break time! Only 799 words to go!
Robin's reaction at 4:50 absolutely sent me. The snort got me going and from there on it was all over. 🤣
"Diamonds are a girls best friend"
- Horse
mom said it was my time to be the first reply
@@itswindyyy Tell your mom we're praying for her
@@itswindyyy i WaNt her GoLd
i see
@@natewilson111 uhhhh, it was a joke, but I’m not going to r/woosh u
Robin: I’m going to read it as Godless America
Me: Never before, have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with
12:44 *his Patrick voice kicked in when he saw sandy*
Underrated comment
lolllll
“Is this the krusty krab?”
“No,this is robin.”
1:32 The way he says it has me laughing 😂
Hey, did you know a girl's best friends are diamonds Horse?
Not 969 likes anmore not funny :(
diamond *h o r s e s*
what
@@milktaster84 wdym what?
But in minecraft I always kill horses that has diamond ;-;
*B U T T S T A L L I O N*
“Anybody want a hotdog from The?”
“..........”
The what?
@@Lucas_Lopes2408 bruh the restaurant is called The. NOTHING ELSE
@@lechonk3450 I know i just comment that like
What if soneone responded or something like that.
Im about to get wosheed right.
I ate a hotdog already
@@Lucas_Lopes2408 r/Wooooooosh
So is everyone going to ignore the fact that the Child on the hoverboard had ABSURDLY LONG ARMS
@• Jensou • 13:07
When?
I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight just bc of that
@@andrewbroome1469 I hope you sleep better today
He didn’t skip arm day
Oh my gosh! I worked at Aqua-Tots for several years. Part of the curriculum was actually making them comfortable swimming without their goggles.
"Thanks, F.A.G. You really made the world a better place."
I'm at the very beginning of the video and scrolling through the comments I really hope this a joke In the video😭
Federation of asshole gamers. It was an actual thing. Keemstar was in it lol
OH MY FRICKING GOD THATS AMAZING
Thanks I am one
I can see a lot of gay men who see that first aid kit getting pretty mad
WHOEVER SAID
*DIAMONDS*
ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
*HORSE*
best quote I have ever seen
better than horse - unicorn
@@debateacademia better than a unicorn=pegasus
ostrich
Som faks sam soss
I laughed way too hard on this one
15:03 Says,
"They will forget what you say, they will forget what you did, they will never forget how you made them feel."
If anyone was confused, or just wanted to know what it said.
Thank you
@@ritualisms6666 Np
Thats....incredibly ominous
R/woosh
How long did it take you to realize this because I’m not sure I ever would have
"Uncle Roy? There's a guy...." Little did Uncle Roy know, that guy had stolen his nephew's soul, and was coming for him next.
"Who ever said diamonds are a girl's best friend horse." Bruh what. Where TF write they going with that shirt?
"Where TF write they going with that shirt?"
Horse.
Try again
Horse horse, horse horse horse?
GnocchiJack HORSE HORSE TREE HORSE HORSE
"Cuckyland?" Is that what they're calling high school nowadays?
As a high school student I find this especially hilarious
I thought that was college these days.
I think reddit is projecting their insecurities
Hey Robin, if you're ever broke just ask Batman for some cash, he has it.
Genius.
Yes
If Batman need someone’s parents he can go to robin
I see what you did there with Robbin
12:15 looks just like the bathrooms at a skating rink i used to go to as a kid. idk why the stalls would be so low, but it made it even harder to use the bathroom if you didn’t wanna take your skates off. i kissed the floor a few times in there unfortunately 😭
I kissed the pavement up at Crosby while biking
“The is my favorite restaurant to go to for hotdogs.”
“The what?”
“The. The restaurant is called the.”
“I don’t get it.”
“ITS THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT! IT’S CALLED THE!”
“THE WHAT?!?!?”
“THE!!!”
i've actually been to that restaraunt many times. it's called the hot dog palace and its located in concord, ca.
@@marmarchan69 you need to correct your “palace” it’s spelled place
@@RedIMPOSTERGamer no its palace as in royal palace
@@RedIMPOSTERGamer do you are have stupid
I saw your profile picture in somewhere else
16:52
Mad Trant Arery
Doesn't make sense even when deciphered
thank u i can now get on with my life
maybe Mad Tract Art? That's as much as I can figure out.
He is speaking the language of gods
Did some analysing, and with a last push from google I got it! It actually says: "Mad Transit Artists"
You're welcome!
@@MicroMidas How has nobody (else) given you a thumbs up yet? (Best I got was Mid [something] Arena.)
Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend HORSE. I am dying
*H O N S E*
Yougurt
th-cam.com/video/Tt7bzxurJ1I/w-d-xo.html
@@CyberCy2 ...
Its a Family guy reference. The episode where Peter bought that horse.
Well, credit to • Springtronic • for making there own creepypasta of it first.
"Here I am," he said to himself as he looked through the newspaper. Bored, and having a power outage, the newspaper was the same old as it was everyday... at least he thought so. As he turned through the pages something seemed off to him. Almost as if someone was watching him as he read. He looked around, and thought to himself, "What is this off feeling?" Where is it coming from?" He was puzzled, shocked, and uncomfortable. He read through how people have been going missing... As he read further, the Newspaper's words jumped out to him that there was no good reason, no explanation for why they had gone missing... He was shook, and unsure. He didn't know what to do with this melting pot of feelings. He flipped through, and ended up at the AD section. He didn't think about it much. So, he turned the page back because he saw a head line that jumped out to him, nothing was out of the ordinary, and it turns out the head line was misleading. He shrugged with disgust he had been baited, and turned the page. He saw something new on that very AD page... He saw a horrible disfigured looking carpenter man, with his hammer, and a name tag saying "Tom," he was shocked. He looked around, and on every he started seeing "Tom." Tom always appeared in the top left corner of the page, with his hammer, and unforgettable point at him. His phone rang, he looked, he answered, he screamed, he fled. He rushed out of his house. But what did this call say? It said that, simply he was not alone, that he was endanger. As he ran, and fled. He flopped over after feeling a horrid crash on his head, he felt as if he had been shot, but no. As he turned to face what might've struck him, he saw him... Tom... As Tom hovered over him, Tom's shadow covered in him darkness... He was dragged into a hole... With a weird assortment of structures, and they were all furniture, or out of place walls... His pain ridden body was thrown onto a long couch. Along with others, he didn't know what to do... Tom seemed content on forcing people to watch him construct these structures. "What could've made him like this?" He pondered. He would never truly know, and wouldn't ever know... He then noticed all the people there with him were the people who were reported missing. He was now a statistic, and he would live the rest of his horrible life watching Tom build these structures.
"Cowabunga my fellow trees" "consume my pantaloons"
LOLLLLL
Say the line, Bort!
"It was not I who did that."
Yayyyy!!!
title: "The"
me: *ah, i see the yellow submarine has a new friend..*
The submarine's name is "The".
NeoNess is here yeah we know. You said it at the beginning of your sentence.
It is a joke.
@@egorsdeimos3523 I know
@@Sonic_hahaha_one Man f**k Wienerschnitzel The has the best hotdogs and submarines.
@@joeyrodriguez1290 I go to "The" to get some delicious submarines.
Damien: "I'm not allowed to curse on EmKay!"
Robin: 16:46
You took me to an ad, how dare you
@@SteevOQ shush it gives Robin money, and when robin gets some money Damien lets him out of the basement to play outside and then they drive to Popeye's to get some chicken since Robin was a good boy that day
RuneCharge K oh.......oh my
just wanted to point out though I've played rummy cub with my little cousin those boards are designed to fit 14 tiles with that extra ¾ tile space so you can move your tiles around it looks like this idiot is trying to fit 15 in there...
The editor : ill allow that
3:15 Robin goes a little Paul Lynde and I'm here for it.
Therapist: Mickuey Mouse doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Mickuey Mouse: “hI tHerE iTs Me gOoD oLd MiCkUey mOusE”
I'm pretty sure it's actually Mickuey Mose.
he needs your lifeless carcass to summon staten to give him the world's best cheese🐀🐁🐭
@@I_have_mesothelioma "staten"
U have a stack of like
Please tell me I'm not the only one whose mind read this with a Mickey voice.😂
The flamingoes legs weren’t backwards they just have backwards legs irl
I think that is the point they were making in the first place. Take a closer look at how the legs are bent the wrong way. Leads me to believe their stamping device was flipped backwards itself.
He means they are backwards compared to the way they should be. The legs of the flamingos on the mug are not the same as a flamingo irl. The knee joint should be the opposite way.
@@spiikkeefan1808those joints are ankles. Bird femurs are quite short, and knee joint is usually hidden in the feathers. Birds are weird af.
For the noseless construction guy: Looks like Voldemort is still alive.
👁️👄👁️
:0
but there is more of them look 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ the army will make your fate
2:04 *Consume my pantaloons*
That made me laugh way harder than it should have XD
Who ever said that diamonds were a girls best friend HORSE
*WHEEZE*
that's the peak of modern day humor
He didn't even notice the dart is blurred in a way that makes it look like the dinosaur shot it out backwards
@@Kiriali the motion blur indicates otherwise. If it was going down the throat, it would be blurred on the other end.
14:50 Holy Shit I live in the town with that restaurant, the full name is The Hotdog Palace but the rest of the words are on a separate plaque lmao
2:18 that's not a second beak that's a tumor
Emkay: "consume my pantaloons"
Me: "ya know what... I think I will consume your pantaloons"
What
. . .
CUCKYLAND
“Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend horse”
Me: This work of art should Elbe on r/ihadastroke
Aaaaaaaand you spelled it wrong in the process
Amazing job on the oahdiendicnslznxbdoanxlsndkxnskdbdkakxbd
@@Lemon-vf2yg r/ihadastroifbgbffhdb
whoever said a DIAMONDS are a girl's best frriend HORSE
After losing his nose to his wife, the lumberjack wanders the woods at night looking for children to replace his nose. Some say you hear wood being chopped right before he chops yours off.
karen even took the nose in the divorce...
@@TheBookofLab She might take the kids but at least you still have your virginity
are you talking about the bart statue?
6:37 - he is the man who traps you in his house but his house isn’t the ordinary house, his house is full of carbon dioxide but you only will kidnap you when you are near a construction site. The more you stare at him the more worse he will look, if you stare at him long enough, you will start hallucinating and almost instantly die. But if you manage to escape him you’ll only find yourself trapped in a loop and in that loop you’ll only be staring at him bashing your family and friends and once he’s finished, he’ll do it harder to you. Hope I didn’t give anyone nightmares-
9:16 "Do you think he can justify making 3-in-1 cutlery that looks like ninja stars?"
"Shuriken."
If the handles were longer I think I would actually use them
Rejected fidget spinner design?
7 in one
Boomer humor : i hate my wife
Millenial humor : i hate my life
Gen Z humor : _If you say King backwards, it sounds like sausage!_
gniK
gniK
ah yes my favourite sausage: gniK
gniK
And if you say sausage backwards it sounds like king! :D
When a child specifically 9 with a few of his friends passed by a construction site they found a man working there, no other person was there, only him, and then the man noticed him, he had very little facial features and then it charged at them, the child stood there, standing being pale, not moving at all, all the others ran and forgot about him, it attacked the child and then the next day, when the real construction workers came, they found his corpse, in a box, with a few of his body parts used to finish a bit more of the building, the children who ran off was found dead in there house, with strange marks on them, not from a knife or gun, but from human bite marks.
This is my first creepypasta so this may not be scary, also this is meant for 6:31
3:37
There’s actually nothing wrong with that sticker,
That’s just how Californian health codes are
6:45
Tom
Age: 34
Some one took his nose and then became insane.
6:37 creepy pasta: Tom was a normal worker he was at the top of his work buddies but bob the builder came along Tom got annoyed because bob the builder stole his name tom’s name was : Tom the builder. He got felid with anger, hate and madness.Bob the builder stole tom’s place at the top,Tom was of course mad at bob like always his work buddies said and laughed,but tom had a plan,he had enough of it he said and then he replied to him self with: I need to do something.........Next morning Tom went to his daily job,he saw bob again,but bob went to the bathroom and no one came with him,Tom took the chance and went there with a hammer, he said to bob: you stole everything from me even my mother! Bob replied with:well I did not steal anything I am just better than you,Tom was mad not just mad he was exploding with madness,he attacked bob trying to kill him, but he was to late his “work buddies” came and helped bob up, they started to use the hammer to cut of tom’s nose then they made Tom smile with needles,Tom cried,and he tried to call for help be he couldn’t move his mouth,he died that morning crying in the bathroom blood everywhere tears everywhere.then was night time bob and bob’s work buddies were leaving,but one of the work buddies disappeared his name was Samuel then well every other person that had there name start before t well they vanished.then it was bob but bob was different,the ground started shaking the the moon turned to Tom and the tears of bob turned to I’ll end you............. and the only one survive that night was Zach. Zach was the the person found with the book that every thing I typed was there they found him crying....... they asked: are you ok? He replied with *mumbling* then we turned his head to the cops and he was smiling and with no nose................( well there is a difference with mine not barraging really am not)
Tom riddle?
34 hmmmmm
12:56 I think they meant to say: “If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.” Praise Susej.
I feel “The” would go under r/blessedimages
-probably r/blursedimages instead-
wait im pretty sure r/comedyheaven would be better
r/comedyheaven
@@realultraformerlyultranact6542 whats cursed about it
r/Hmmm
R/cursedimages actually
bird man somehow has so much and so little emotion in his voice at the same time
16:34
it took me a minute to realize the problem was the window placement, and not the fact that the sponge looks like a slice of bread.
Me too
“In order to make good coffee, you have to bathe in the coffee, you must *BECOME* the coffee... *BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAH”*
For the Euronal one: In my home town there's a store called Vondom. Yes, like condom. It's a *furniture store*
"Consume my pantaloons"
- Sart Bimpson
WHY DID THE "TO WHOEVER SAYS DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND: HORSE" MAKE ME WHEEZE SO DAMN HARD??? ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY WTFFFF
Because, *h o r s e*
Unexpected HORSE
_v o i d_
"H O R S E"
12:05 looks like the 'bathrooms' that were in the daycare my aunt worked at, except there was only two stalls one of which didn't have a door. The adults had a separate bathroom.
6:40 This man was born with a severe face deformation causing people to stay away from him but all he wanted were friends. He trued dressing up as a construction worker but they saw through the disguise. He realized it was useless. Anger boiled and built up inside of him leading him to use the hammer he used in his disguise to get revenge on the people who avoided him. He entered peoples homes using his hammer to break in and hid in their closets until everyone was asleep and then he came out to crush their skulls. You can hear his angry murder from the street and all you can hear is a terrible ripping noise which was him using the back side of the hammer to rip off limbs, and using the head of the hammer to create loud cracking noises with their skulls.
Wow. This is the best one
Oh
He then used their skulls as bongos
*o h .*
Take my like you underrated . . .
. . . *B U T T R Y* *C R O I S S A N T*
To be fair I genuinely love the idea of a restaurant literally just called "The".
Even if this is probably meant to be read as "The Sausage" or something ?
Creepypasta: Tom has enough creepypastas now, and he'll steal the noses of people that do more creepypastas
8:58 possibly the hardest I've ever laughed
*_-H o r s e-_*
H O R S E
@@RandomIdiotOnline *H O N S E*
HORSE
*H Ø Ř Ś È*
THE on the hotdog probably means "The Hotdog Enterance", which makes less sense than "The"
Only 799 words to go.
Yes
the sarcasm in robins voice is something i can relate to on a spiritual level
13:35
Damien: maybe a...... RECTANGLE
Everyone who likes maths and shapes: *intense breathing*
i love maths
Thats not Damian that's Robin
Damian is gone
Spongebob is a rectangle, he is not a square or anything else, he is actually a rectangle, so there's no problem with Robin's answer.
If you want to talk about maths and shapes, learn it first, come back, tell what you want to say.
@@tymongajewski2816 it’s a rectangular prism not a rectangle
@@nosamthecrewmate1232 i meant the shape Robin talked about, becouse, duh the sharpener is not just a rectangle, think before you dispense smart wisdom.
I honestly wanna get something that says “sample text” in a fancy font just for laughs 😂
ｓａｍｐｌｅ ｔｅｘｔ
I have one of those 😂
Giofilms is selling that but it’s not in fancy font
𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽
I've got one, family bought and I just wanted to know why
Why does emkay get the biggest people for voice overs, lexi can reach the top shelf, robin is 6'3, zach has that type of tall stature and damien isn't necessarily stupid tall but he's a big guy
In the days of radio the best announcers were fat guys. Paul Douglas, William Conrad, Harry von Zell were all heavyset. Nowadays tho, everyone's fat, usually from eating ice cream or cheesy snacks which create phlegm and make your voice crack. But...we still have big tall people. They too have voices. Big voices. Good voices.
4:05 It was added centuries later. Fun fact: that church is St Mary's Church, Kirkby Lonsdale and was built in the 12th century. Those clocks were added much later, estimated around either the 19th century or the 2000s.
Whoever did it must’ve been drunk, clearly.
@EmKay The 'If you say KING backwards, it sounds like sausage' is a mistranslation of Jesus (which backwards is suseJ; Soo-SahJ).
Now I'm just imagine a sausage jesus, a jesus sausage, jeusage, sausus,
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I'm very tired
@@ieatchildren7863 either that or you’re high
@@mewyorkcityf46607 all that 420-j is getting to my head
1:31 that voice change had me dying oml! I'm laughing so hard.
"hey, what's your favorite place to get hot dogs?"
"the"
that honest to god sounds like a meme
"The what?"
"The"
I like the
The
"THE"
(3:31) When you can't afford tables:
1:34 the delivery and the potential of you and Robin discovering in sync is (mwah) perfecto!
"Consume my pantaloons."
Had me rolling- 😭🤚
When he said
" t h e"
Its so inspirational.
It gives lots of hope
I love it
Its a message from god
We have been blessed
" *The* "
*insert Family Guy E. Peterbus Unum joke here*
someone boutta get wooshed
So is "Sample text"
@@jazmineotero3329 it reminds me of giofilms
This reads like one of the posts in the video.
8:58 i'm actually crying this is too good
Imagine having a mini stroke when you're in the middle of saying happy birthday to a friend
"Happy birthday to you, happy bifnethe to ye
@@isthisagoodhandle Ah yes, you have a stroke and start speaking broken Welsh.
Happy irthbayd!
9:22 I honestly kinda like it. I'd call it, the Sporife.
THERE’S NO REASON FOR IT TO EXIST THOUGH???
@@NintendoNerd64 Agreed.
@@NintendoNerd64 it will be funny to hand to some random guy in any situation. Somebody’s crying? Just give them that.
@@splaty2231it would make them confused and make them burst into laughter
EmKay's Fan: **makes an edit for EmKay**
EmKay: **puts it in a video of "Crappy Design"**
EmKay's Fan: ._.XD
furret go walc
*D E S I N G*
oops, miss click.
creepy pasta for man with weird nose: He once had a wife named Margret and I child who loved adopt me. one day, their son got scammed. he cried nonstop for years. the family had enough. but before anything, he got over it, but Margret kept hearing the cries. The guy w/ weird nose tried to help, but it just got worse. The two later always got into fights and soon, they had a divorce. the guy w/ weird nose soon had depression to the point, he bonked his nose and became the guy w/ weird nose and is out to get his revenge
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a…
God dammit.
Beautiful
I love this
I have been played ;-;
I just got Rick rolled from a comment-
Petition for all the EmKay narrators, ie. Jack, Robin and LexiKitty, to do a face cam video for only once.
Sam K cries in zach and Damien
@@raahimkamaal5363
First off,
Damien has left EmKay and has his own channel "Damien Lee"
And secondly,
Zack, I'm not so sure about.
@@theK1NG_alex
Oh yeah, I remember now. Thank you for refreshing my memory.
The No-Nosed Builder:
He builds the homes of people with the bones of their families
Better have a HUUUUUUGE family
Oh god-
The house inspector comes over:"bro why does your house smell so bad, it smells like a graveyard in here"
@@guywithahammer4766 The no nosed builder was Michael
"look at the fluffy yellow chicken nugget" is my favourite quote from this video.