Muggsy Bogues would grab a stepping stool and smack you in the face for saying that. Dude was short as hell and still made 6'X" players look like amateurs.
Ed: ... and Al wants to become a Robot. Al: Or a judge. Cornello: Objection? Al: Overruled I don't know why this is so funny... but it made me laugh my ass off.
It’s a sin worthy of the 9th circle of hell. All ketchup wasters deserve every unholy thing done to them. The only thing worse are the asshole liars that say they don’t like ketchup. They just disappear into nothingness.
@@scoutnova9213 if colonel mustang says it’s a horrible sin, then I’ll believe him. And for a second I thought they were going to call him colonel Mustard.
"He brought stability and meaning to our lives. Also swagger." "Oh. Well can we meet him? "Foooor shizzle!" "Hey! Quit being cooler than Ed. You're making him feel uncomfortable."
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Personally, I'm getting really sick of TH-cam Premiers. They work off of TH-cam streaming, and TH-cam streaming is absolute garbage. So unless I want to watch something lag to shit, I have to wait until the premier is over and the actual video goes up anyway. Meanwhile, I have the alert for the video in my feed early...say today, for example...rather than when I can _actually_ watch it, leaving me plenty of time to forget the video is out. That's why I'm leaving a downvote on every premier I see from now on. Stop this.
Hey man its not their fault that your stuff doesnt work. Ive gotten every premier on time without lag, so its probably something that has to do with your internet. Please dont dislike a vid just because you cant watch the premier.
I got 2 hardcore laughs from this within the first 1:30. Lil downhill from there this episode. But lots more story left. Lots of potential. Can't wait for more.
@@iowa89357 I loved specific parts but I generally dislike the direction they took. Not that I mind mocking a classic, but many of the jokes felt... a little too juvenile. But I LOVE what they did with the story itself, so Im still excited for more even if its kind of... weird
@@kylepessell1350 and the abridged reply when he says that will be "So you spent your whole life talking to your thousands of imaginary friends. Thanks dad."
Eh... it's funny, the dubbing is good, I feel the story flow and editing could use some work. If it had better comedic pacing, then it'd definitely be the best. As is, it feels a bit too compressed... then again, so did the first part of Brotherhood.
"I lost my arm and leg and my shot at an basketball scholarship" Also Jericos voice as Hawkeye. My live is comple X3 Aaaaaand Mustang is the powerful, stupid one! Get in line with Sinbad and Gilthunder! Where did you all came from?! Thx for the likes 🙂
11:03 That was the most genuine laugh I've heard in a long while. I don't mean he's good at fake laughing, but rather the VA legit broke character for that.
Roy sounds like Roy, but angrier. Riza still sounds done with Roy's bullshit but slightly to the south. Perfect. I've followed some of the other abridged series on this channel, and have been waiting for a FMA one.
5:28 he got it because he was specifically trained to be Führer and got adopted by a demigod. Then the demigod arranged for him to adopt his eldest brother as his son.
@@omegaheartless Some petty åşşhøłę studio behind the original FMA TV series issued a C&D to TH-cam VA and abridged maker Faulerro for his "Nullmetal Alchemist" FMA Abridged series, forcing him to discontinue it.
Hey, TSS, if you are reading this, here's a tip. Try to write Closed Captions if possible. Both TFS ( DBZA ) and SWE ( SAOA) did it and it's pretty helpful. Also, there's great potential for this series to take off like the other two. Best of luck. P.S. You could get someone to write the CCs for this series as well as the other series too.
You can totally tell during the "I-I don't know what he does beyond disappoint me" that the VA was trying so hard not to laugh. You can just hear the giggly smile through it and I love it.
General Bradley and Ed’s voice are perfect I laughed a couple times it’s definitely not bad but I hope they improve just a little bit but since this is my favorite anime of all time please finish it lol
"When you're handed checkovs blender, you damn best make a smoothie with that shit before the third act". - the moment i fell in love with this whatever this is.
"How did this guy become Führer?"
"He called dibs."
Kinda like Hitler
@@ImAFatNerd90 TRUE
Not too far from the truth either
I mean calling dibs and killing the other Candidates are basically the same thing
Have you not heard about the universal dibs protocol
“I lost an arm and a leg and a shot at a basketball scholarship” Edward... you are like 5 foot nothing, that was not going to happen anyway
Edward is short because he grew for both his own body and Al's body
Muggsy Bogues would grab a stepping stool and smack you in the face for saying that. Dude was short as hell and still made 6'X" players look like amateurs.
@@fili0938 we don't know that, that was just a theory
You don't have to be tall to have skill
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY BUG THAT ESCAPES THE WRATH OF A SHOE BECAUSE HES SO SMALL HE FITS IN THE GROOVES AND CANT GET SQUASHED?!?? *throws milk*
"Naturally, we tried it anyway."
*Immediately cut to screams*
Well yeah, *naturally*
Darn kids!
Lollp
It seems like a description of what happens when you try might have been helpful in convincing them not to. It's not like she didn't know.
Typical boys.
FMA Roy: _This is rain_
Schmucks Roy: *This is ketchup*
It's a terrible day for ketchup
@@hatsunemikuthegoddess it's not ketchuping...
@@Puppet1Show "Yes it is!" *Cries ketchup*
What a frickin dink
No, this is Patrick
"Anime magic....and a little bit of Satanism it's fine!"
"Mom was really happy that we did alchemy instead of drug"
Bigaty Bang
Came out of the gate swinging with a hysterical line!
@@samuelm6051 LMAO
PFFT XDXDXD
"You don't think he'll join...do you?"
"Oh yeah, I gave him a blender!"
" Looks like we won't be able to finish your arm" "Use the blender"
@@cap90parker0 A noble sacrifice indeed.
पी
“Yeah I do cool shit with fire so they gave me the name TheXXXBlaze420XXXAlchemist” I love this series already
Bro i cracked up
I saw that while watching that part
Instant like after that line. Also the blender to mecha-arm.
“Which I mean, okay, but like uh…”
“How’d this guy become Führer?”
“He called dibs.”
Never gets old
The “WHAT DID YOU DO?!” from Mustang actually sounded so genuine until the next scene, and oh god I think that’s what actually had me dying
"oh it's DBZA Tien
oh ohhhhh, I was wrong"
I like how they made the brothers so much smart than everyone and they’re flaunting it too
"She was pretty excited to see us doing alchemy and not drugs"
"And after that line I was hooked"
Hahahah a pun of sorts
pun of snorts*
that second line is a pun in and of itself
Honestly I think drugs would have ended better for those two
After all these years, here we are "Again".
I see what you did there
Yume no tsuzuki Oikakete ita hazu nano ni
Magarikunetta hosoi michi Hito ni tsumazuku
I am sorry I need to do it.
Goddamn i wont get rid of that for days!
So smooth😂😂
Ahhh I see what you did there- nice
"And Al wants to be a robot!"
-"Or a judge"
Almost every minute of this video broke me apart with laughter
I think he’d make a really good judge
I dont get it
"Where do you think?
No genuinely, we looked everywhere, where do you think it could be?"
Alphonse is the best part of this
Ed: ... and Al wants to become a Robot.
Al: Or a judge.
Cornello: Objection?
Al: Overruled
I don't know why this is so funny... but it made me laugh my ass off.
Cornello points his mini gun at Al "adstain" is just beautiful I agree.
I wasn't sure if it was a Final Fantasy Joke, Pheonix Wright, or neither
Al wants to become AI, funny
So anyone heard of Judge Dredd
@@JordanDragonAs yeah but I don't think he meant that in this case
I can't believe they wasted that much ketchup.
It’s a sin worthy of the 9th circle of hell. All ketchup wasters deserve every unholy thing done to them. The only thing worse are the asshole liars that say they don’t like ketchup. They just disappear into nothingness.
@@samuraijack1324 so like we gonna ignore the alchemy's greatest sin part? Yeah? Okay fine with me. DEATH TO KETCHUP WASTERS
@@scoutnova9213 if colonel mustang says it’s a horrible sin, then I’ll believe him. And for a second I thought they were going to call him colonel Mustard.
Low-budget practical effects
"Truly, it was the real victim here." - Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged (Project Mouthwash)
I'll see myself out...
"Objection!"
"overruled"
takes out minigun
"substained"
Cornello: hi guys it’s me, your boy.
Saiba: You ain’t my BOI!
This boi gets it. - Saibamen
Did this abridged series just imply that a philosopher's stone can improve someone's rapping ability?
Is-Is that not how it works?
Waiting here for someone to come along and try to explain how it's plausible.
Only thing that can do that......is the hype ebonics rhyme chamber.
@@ethownzbh well, what is the materialistc equivalent of the mental energy that comes up with some sick rhymes?
Its canon now
Duuuude Edwards voice actor is so good. Love the feeling of this abridged series. Well done!
❤️👁👄👁❤️
Thaaaaaaaaat’s toasty
It's really heccin good
Arrogant dubs has a great youtube abridged series on the 2003 Fullmetal Alchemist as well.
"He brought stability and meaning to our lives. Also swagger."
"Oh. Well can we meet him?
"Foooor shizzle!"
"Hey! Quit being cooler than Ed. You're making him feel uncomfortable."
Heya guys! This project was lovingly created by CharlestonVO and MyToasterisMoist, and doesn't negatively impact the speed at which we work on any of the other work on our channel! If you liked what you saw and want to see more, be sure to do all the TH-cam things~!
Personally, I'm getting really sick of TH-cam Premiers. They work off of TH-cam streaming, and TH-cam streaming is absolute garbage. So unless I want to watch something lag to shit, I have to wait until the premier is over and the actual video goes up anyway. Meanwhile, I have the alert for the video in my feed early...say today, for example...rather than when I can _actually_ watch it, leaving me plenty of time to forget the video is out.
That's why I'm leaving a downvote on every premier I see from now on. Stop this.
Hey man its not their fault that your stuff doesnt work. Ive gotten every premier on time without lag, so its probably something that has to do with your internet. Please dont dislike a vid just because you cant watch the premier.
@@KefkeWren damn just cuz its a premier doesn't mean you should dislike it because your internet is shit
@@KefkeWren dude dont blame them. What other series should we see? I loved sao. And slime. Goblin slayer was great.
@@KefkeWren found your dislike
MY CHANCE AT A BASKETBALL SCHOLARSHIP LMAOOOO
ah yes, anthpo is a man of culture I see. he watched abridges like a true man
I dont know what to reply with
i have discovered my true idol in you, sir
Yooooo
WHEN R U GOING TO DO AOT SEASON 4 PRODGY
Oh? *Oh?* another Schmuck
squad masterpiece incoming. This’ll be good.
Al: "My asshole is bleedingg."
Izumi: *"Welcome to w o m a n h o o d."*
How did this get 107 likes but no comments in a year
Even if this is abridged, I'M NOT READY FOR THE DOG. I'M NOT READY FOR THE GIRL. I'M NOT READY FOR THE PAAAAIIIIIIN
"Do you like my dog? She's almost like a daughter to me. :D"
@@dexketristo2349 AAAHHHHHH THE PAIN xD
@@parafoxl7619 I love the Nina Tucker memes so much. xD
@@dexketristo2349 dude watch "What if among us had anime kills - part 2"
It has her on it as well. XD
Ed taking the gun from winry would be so damn stupid.
5:27
Edward: how did this guy become Fügher?
“He called dibs”
Sadly this would make much more sense if he wasn't Wrath
Rose “ for.. shizzle."
Me: ...oh, painful Cartoon Network, Disney, and Nickelodeon cartoons trying to be hip. How I tried to repress you.
Ugh... 🤦ATHF flashback
This has been both the worst abridged series Ive ever seen, and also, oddly enough, the best. I think I may love this
Your nather right or wrong there
I really hope they finish this lmao, they got potential
I got 2 hardcore laughs from this within the first 1:30.
Lil downhill from there this episode. But lots more story left. Lots of potential. Can't wait for more.
@@iowa89357
I loved specific parts but I generally dislike the direction they took. Not that I mind mocking a classic, but many of the jokes felt... a little too juvenile. But I LOVE what they did with the story itself, so Im still excited for more even if its kind of... weird
Their seven deadly sins abridged is pretty good
The first line out of Mustang’s mouth sounded so much like the real dub Mustang.
"Mom was pretty glad we were doing alchemy instead of drugs."
''I don't know what he does besides disappoint me.''
Nothing. He does nothing besides disappoint you.
The guy spent nearly every minute of his life talking with dead souls. Stuff like that can distract a person.
@@kylepessell1350 and the abridged reply when he says that will be
"So you spent your whole life talking to your thousands of imaginary friends. Thanks dad."
@@michaeldaniels642 That's... a bit insensitive towards those who are basically victims of a planned genocide.
@@kylepessell1350 you're assuming that is what it will still be in the abridged.
"I want my limbs back and Al wants to become a robot!"
"Or a judge!"
“She was pretty excited to see us doing alchemy instead of drugs.”
In the first minute i can already tell the quality of this abridged series will be on the level of hellsing. keep it up
Eh... it's funny, the dubbing is good, I feel the story flow and editing could use some work. If it had better comedic pacing, then it'd definitely be the best. As is, it feels a bit too compressed... then again, so did the first part of Brotherhood.
"HIS JAMS RATTLE MY TAINT!" Theres going to be a great quote complication for this series if it continues.
Winry’s reaction to Mustang was everything to me 😂
Winry? Mustang? are you trolling me so I keep watching the episode over and over?
@Tin Watchman Hawkeye too but Winry was so left field it was something I never knew I wanted lol
There was a big missed opportunity for a “going out for cigarettes/milk” joke when their dad left...
I thought the same thing
Its overused.thats why they didnt do it.
@@ShinjiJynx oh, it was a conscious decision? You asked them?
@@cahsahhhhhhhn well how do YOU know it wasn't a conscious decision to not do that?
Ed doesn't like milk, making said joke funnier.
"I'm going to take you to court! With my lawyer! Daaaadd...? I don't know what he does besides disappoint me." I'm dead
“How’d this guy become Fuhrer?”
“He called dibs”
😂
“He called dibs” HELLO
“There’s a bald guy outside rapping about nonsense.... Someone should probably stop him”
Gonna be hard to live up to NullMetal. But ima peep this anyway
Doing good so far.
What is going on? I don't have the slightest clue. I just slapped a cow :D
@@NoOne-zd6zb you’re sounding awfully unamestrian dr Marco.
@@NoOne-zd6zb BIBITY BANG!
I hope Al wanting to be a judge becomes a running joke
"I lost my arm and leg and my shot at an basketball scholarship"
Also Jericos voice as Hawkeye. My live is comple X3
Aaaaaand Mustang is the powerful, stupid one! Get in line with Sinbad and Gilthunder!
Where did you all came from?! Thx for the likes 🙂
Calling gillthunder powerful is like calling bruce lee powerful if he was in the MCU
stupid and powerful? Black Star.
@@user-uo9gg2zc6j okay but like, Bruce Lee in the MCU could most certainly have powers and be OP
"Excuse me...this is a (exotic bird) and you will refer to it as such" Al....yes lmao
Edward's VA actually sounds like a calm and clear Ed lmao
This is going to be amazing
"Al wants to become a robot!" "Or a Judge!"
"Objection?" "Overruled!"
I love it.
6:56 She's praying to the Rap God
11:03
That was the most genuine laugh I've heard in a long while.
I don't mean he's good at fake laughing, but rather the VA legit broke character for that.
I better see a “patty cake” joke in this video.
"WELCOME TO WOMENHOOD!"
-Schmuck Izumi 2020
im not even halfway through and this is AMAZING. "Use it.... use the blender."
Damn they have Bradley's voice on point
Magnificent.
A great blend between satire and the original show
“I don’t know what dad does. Other than disappoint me.” I wheezed
In a word: good.
In two: *quite* good.
Okay, let's hope this FMA abridged is better than the others.
"Anime magic!
and a little bit of santism...its fine!"
ed: "who's that guy?"
guard: "you're kidding right? that's Fuhrer King First Class Major General Bradley PhD Esquire!"
ed: 🤨
You think he’s going to join the army
Of course I got him a blender
My favorite part ever XD
Ed's voice is fantastic. Definitely looking forward to the next episodes!
You know massive in-jokes about kitchen appliances are going to come out of this
Roy sounds like Roy, but angrier.
Riza still sounds done with Roy's bullshit but slightly to the south.
Perfect. I've followed some of the other abridged series on this channel, and have been waiting for a FMA one.
Lol Alphonse being an armored suit would be so convenient to voice over
I love Alphonse's voice so much, he seems so chill, but still happy to be involved.
Congrats! Youve nailed the military, politicians, and how politicians think politics work. Its awesome
" I don't know what he does. Other than disappoint me"
LMFAOZOMG
Before I commit to this, promise us that you won’t drop this after only episode 4.
5:28 he got it because he was specifically trained to be Führer and got adopted by a demigod. Then the demigod arranged for him to adopt his eldest brother as his son.
"you don't think he'll join, do you?
"oh yea,i gave him a blender"
Later
Use the blender
"I lost an arm, a leg and my shot at the basketball schoolarship"
*F*
Like he wanted that
F
Don't let Pony Canyon or whoever it was hit you with a bunch of C&D bűłłshīț like they did Faulerro and Nullmetal Alchemist.
Who? What happened?
@@omegaheartless Some petty åşşhøłę studio behind the original FMA TV series issued a C&D to TH-cam VA and abridged maker Faulerro for his "Nullmetal Alchemist" FMA Abridged series, forcing him to discontinue it.
I can't stop crying after the Chekhovs blender bit
"Genuinely, we looked everywhere. where do you think it could be?"
Imagine all his neighbors heard him scream for like 8 seconds as loud as ever
“Yeah so, skunks have racing stripes, they aren’t even that fast”
The bradley voice is uncannily like the funi dub. And mustang steals the show.
It’s only the first episode, but Mustang is my favorite character!
I love this anime so much, I really was hoping there to be an abridged series, this is the best thing I’ve seen in 2020
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ALPHONSE?! 🤣🤣🤣
I want more than just this pilot. This is amazing scripting, running gags, and comedic timing. This series deserves more than one episode
Hey, TSS, if you are reading this, here's a tip.
Try to write Closed Captions if possible.
Both TFS ( DBZA ) and SWE ( SAOA) did it and it's pretty helpful.
Also, there's great potential for this series to take off like the other two.
Best of luck.
P.S. You could get someone to write the CCs for this series as well as the other series too.
Eminem must have a closet full of philosopher stones
Okay, I just discovered this channel and now you uploaded this a few hours ago. I feel blessed.
"He called dibs," this is honestly the best explanation for fuhrer bradley I've ever heard.
THIS WAS SO GOOD! Can’t wait to see the rest of this.
You can totally tell during the "I-I don't know what he does beyond disappoint me" that the VA was trying so hard not to laugh. You can just hear the giggly smile through it and I love it.
As much as I like SchmuckSquad, I got to say Nullmetal Alchemist is still my favorite FMA Abridged.
To bad its dead...
@@LittleKiribo56 what?
@@commanderstars7631 what is there to explain, nullmetal alchemist died years ago.
This has a lot of potential. Please keep up the good work.
General Bradley and Ed’s voice are perfect I laughed a couple times it’s definitely not bad but I hope they improve just a little bit but since this is my favorite anime of all time please finish it lol
"When you're handed checkovs blender, you damn best make a smoothie with that shit before the third act". - the moment i fell in love with this whatever this is.
All this episode taught me was. You can’t grind meat on a blender and dibs are eternal
This was just randomly suggested to me via TH-cam recommendations. I love how Roy Mustang went on a moronic rant about a ketchup shortage.
I really hope Ed gets his body back so that.. You know.. He can get that basketball scholarship!
this was in my recommended and I'm so glad I watched. It was the funniest thing the FMA fandom has ever done, thank you.
They made a masterpiece into a bigger masterpiece
It’s not to often you see a high quality abridged anime, amazing voice acting, writing and editing. Can’t wait to see more episodes!
Feels like Ed isn’t emotional enough
PurpleEyesWTF: I’m not gonna make FMAB Abridged.
Everyone: Be a lot cooler if you did.
The Schmuck Squad: I’ll do it.
This is gold keep it up Jesusthat "Welcome to Womanhood" was perfect
love the writing in this, looking forward to an eventual series