Castlevania Abridged Parody Episode 1 (Full)

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  • @kryptonavenger2024
    @kryptonavenger2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    "I will do everything in my power, to forget the name Simon."
    And like that, I'm laughing.

    • @greeninferno1339
      @greeninferno1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      “So dad, why did you name me ‘Simon’?” “Well, son *flashbacks* um... no reason”

    • @lofivibes3640
      @lofivibes3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yyooooo lmao. Theres no damn way in hell the voice actors kept a straight face when recording that part. 🤣😅

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ... you do realize that Simon is Trevor's Great-Great-grandson, right? He's not even the next Belmont to fight Dracula.

    • @ciphernine7637
      @ciphernine7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Dustubuni well... he is in Lords of Shadows. It's not canon, but still. I wouldn't be surprised if they used the name in the show (even if it would be just an ancestor of the Simon we know)

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ciphernine7637 Yeah, but Lords of Shadow also featured Trevor and Alucard as the same person, as well as Dracula being a Belmont himself. Not to mention; Lords of Shadow isn't the most popular version of the Castlevania series.

  • @callmeyugen
    @callmeyugen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    “ The Church-. ”
    “ B L E C H . ”
    “I SWEAR TO GOD-!”
    “ B L E C H . ”

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Take a shot for every time they say either word.

    • @dragonrider1736
      @dragonrider1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      1:29
      20:25
      You're welcome

    • @nomadicsquirrel6050
      @nomadicsquirrel6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm dieing

    • @SeeMeRowan
      @SeeMeRowan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like father like son

  • @PoppinCornBaby
    @PoppinCornBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Trevor: So you are in fact male right?
    Alurcard: Yes? Why?
    Trevor: *knees Alurcard in the groin*
    Alurcard: Really?
    Trevor: Yeah?
    Trevor *knees Alurcard in the groin repeatedly*
    Alurcard: Fucking Really
    This had me fucking rolling

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, really. Even if it isn't a bar fight, anything goes if you want to win.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Leaves me gasping for oxygen too

    • @theguythatlikeslegos7708
      @theguythatlikeslegos7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The funny thing is that kneeing a dhampir in the nuts doesn't hurt them much, and Trevor should have known that because of what his family does

    • @francisabellana445
      @francisabellana445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are very clever

    • @harmonioustigress620
      @harmonioustigress620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theguythatlikeslegos7708 wait, but why doesn’t it hurt them? Is this lore from the video game? I haven’t played it so I’m confused

  • @TheFuzzBall19
    @TheFuzzBall19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    1:30
    "The Church"
    Dracula: BLEOUGH!
    20:26
    "I swear to God"
    Alucard: BLEOUGH!
    Like father like son.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wow... Just... wow...

    • @blablabla55555
      @blablabla55555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Absolutely hysterical

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dracula 400 years ago: I swear my loyalty to the church

    • @nguyenvanmuoinguyenvanmuoi6444
      @nguyenvanmuoinguyenvanmuoi6444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H Hahfjfshfsd khàhg

    • @kimmalwah5404
      @kimmalwah5404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy fuck, that made me cry with laughter! 🤣🤣

  • @jtherealmccoy5309
    @jtherealmccoy5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Trevor:Not exactly the 3-way I was hoping for .
    Alurcard: Well it's the 3-way your getting.
    🤣🤣🤣 That's my favorite line

    • @asiayournet8593
      @asiayournet8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Season 3 finale in a nutshell. 🤣

    • @jakeh8780
      @jakeh8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love it cause it works for both this alucard and tfs hellsing alucard😂😂😂

    • @jtherealmccoy5309
      @jtherealmccoy5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jakeh8780 TFS ALUCARD: so how do you want to do this.
      You come to me, I come to you, oohhh we come together, oh you'll come, THEY ALWAYS COME!!!!

    • @Kain01able
      @Kain01able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Alucard is going to regret 3 ways soon enough

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it's the three way we all get to enjoy.

  • @maxsmith611
    @maxsmith611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    “Oh shit they’re actually eating babies” made me laugh way too hard.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmmfao

    • @Rockking1111
      @Rockking1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @dragonrider1736
      @dragonrider1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Well I'm not going in that."
      *His stomach demands him to go

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Also 10:47

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    I really love the fact that Trevor Belmont is the most reluctant of heroes and that the only reason he is helping people is to “get some booty” and for food.

    • @MusicFangTeaLover
      @MusicFangTeaLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And there are no better causes

    • @jasong9492
      @jasong9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      True to his character in the show at the beginning, honestly.

    • @mistermonstr699
      @mistermonstr699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      booty and foody.

    • @HaloLight02
      @HaloLight02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And Booze

    • @kalaong
      @kalaong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He worships the God of Tits and Wine.

  • @Zarreth
    @Zarreth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    The Backdash line though. "Seems incredibly broken." "You have NO idea..."

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      didn't understand it until here

    • @eduardoramirezjr1892
      @eduardoramirezjr1892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I spit out my water when he said backdash.

    • @Geminias
      @Geminias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just stumbled upon this, and I absolutely lost it.

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i lost itwhen dracula said your mother was violated in heaven and sent down t hell

    • @Sorcerer86pt
      @Sorcerer86pt ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Try playing symphony of the night and you see why backlash is kinda broken. Ok, to be fair, there's a lot of ways to be broken in that game. It's like a buffet of ways to be broken. Just pick your poison and go to town

  • @LordRamzee
    @LordRamzee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "She was sent to heaven, where she was violated by angels and sent to hell"

    • @gabrielhughes8221
      @gabrielhughes8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? yeah I laugh very hard right there.

    • @RogueAngel97
      @RogueAngel97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ffffuck that's a dark line......

    • @driloni1burri119
      @driloni1burri119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Berserk fans:I have seen this before

    • @m.k.o7610
      @m.k.o7610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@driloni1burri119 hahaha

    • @kenjisaku678
      @kenjisaku678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ve never seen more twists and turns in one sentence.

  • @RussianOrphan1
    @RussianOrphan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Abridged parodies don’t get enough love like they should.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, this one will get all the love it needs.

    • @Trivator-mi8hx
      @Trivator-mi8hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Probably because TH-cam acts like making a parody to express your love for something is the equivalent of plagiarism

    • @Arelenedhel
      @Arelenedhel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dunno what you’ve been watching, but the ones I watch get plenty of love.

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Trivator-mi8hx Or because a lot of "abridged" attempts are just really bad

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Ahh Trevor’s stomach the most powerful motivation for this Belmont.

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I'm convinced his stomach is possessed by the spirits of the past Belmonts and the growling is them pushing him to be a hero whenever he wants to back out of a bad situation.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C Sab dude yes

    • @menib7574
      @menib7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Better than wanting to fuck a goat

    • @nathanmorgan3457
      @nathanmorgan3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dale Gribble is it even an anime though? I saw the anime documentary on Netflix and the person they said was the creator of the show wasn't Japanese

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He get along well with Ken.

  • @XArctracerX
    @XArctracerX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “It’s not fucking Satan!” Had me rolling this is amazing

  • @isabellasf7116
    @isabellasf7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I loved it.
    “We don’t have a tank”
    “Are you a healer?
    No.
    Mage it is!”
    This is bad party for a dungeon, good luck with the boss XD

    • @SilverByakuya
      @SilverByakuya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Alucard kinda tanks, but the lack of a healer is concerning.

    • @kennethmorgan8795
      @kennethmorgan8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@SilverByakuya I mean a melee with regen is better than nothing

    • @gembocobo9484
      @gembocobo9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@kennethmorgan8795 life steal dps can tank a bit right?

    • @kennethmorgan8795
      @kennethmorgan8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gembocobo9484 for a bit at least, just gotta spread the hate around

    • @gembocobo9484
      @gembocobo9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kennethmorgan8795 now I wanna try if reflect LS mob tanker

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    The Priest: ''The Bishop asks for you in the church.''
    ''Did you tell him that I am not a-''
    The Priest: ''He knows you are not a little boy!''
    Me: *DEAD*

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Hesus Dela Cruz bruh

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HEY PADRE! HOW'S LITTLE TIMMY!?

    • @enid22ful
      @enid22ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was gonna put a quote from hellsing ultimate but looks like I'm too late.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO best line in this video.

    • @daboyz2374
      @daboyz2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “No little Timmy glued to your crotch, PROGRESS”

  • @deividilavitz6645
    @deividilavitz6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "I'm gonna get some booty"
    "I'm gonna get some booty"
    LOL

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What better motivation than a growling stomach lol.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10:47

    • @linis331
      @linis331 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol well he did get it

  • @bwillsloufam7700
    @bwillsloufam7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "I didn't really take off my finger. It was just a trick!" 😂😂

    • @error5an589
      @error5an589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prosedes to watch someones finger be removed

    • @Gyrokun
      @Gyrokun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Priest: "We had to banish the Belmonts, they had a terrifying power.."
      (Flashback) Trevor: "Is.. _this_ your card?"

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Gyrokuni 100% believe this should be used

  • @Karmakeddon_MtG
    @Karmakeddon_MtG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I think everyone is forgetting an important part here. Did Dracula get the thin mints that he wanted?

    • @barbiewasacommunist8061
      @barbiewasacommunist8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the true crime here fuck my wife where my thin mints at tf

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He got the thin mints after he gave the town hell.

    • @paytonludwig1455
      @paytonludwig1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not even the Lord of Darkness can resist the delicious taste of Thin Mints

  • @CID-db5zu
    @CID-db5zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Is Dracula’s voice actor the same one that played Walter from Hellsing Ultimate abridged? Because that’s fucking awesome.

    • @captainpewds8747
      @captainpewds8747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Wait, is it!? Holy shit that's so cool!!!

    • @kerovibe
      @kerovibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Probably not

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@kerovibe it is.

    • @Captain_Dante
      @Captain_Dante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      GOD DAMN!!!

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Remix is very cool. He played a lot of voices in TFS's work (I believe he's also Dr. Giro and Paragus), and has his own abridged series (Dub of the North Star)

  • @jumpingbean69
    @jumpingbean69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Leave the thin mints and piss off."
    Already I love this Parody.

  • @HaloLight02
    @HaloLight02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    When Trevor speed walked out the pub while exhaling as if he was sprinting had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justenleonas
    @justenleonas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "this is not the three way I was hoping for"
    "Well its the threeway you are getting."
    Glad to know i'm not the only one that ships that.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ROFL beggers can't be choosers.

    • @dragonrider1736
      @dragonrider1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      23:12 your welcome

  • @TheBamcast
    @TheBamcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “They did the same as you, forced themselves into a tiny man hole” had me cryyyyyiiiiinggg LMFAO

  • @Mal-dr2en
    @Mal-dr2en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “You’re too old to be a Girl Scout but I don’t want your thin mints.” - Dracula

  • @Frozenkoldfury
    @Frozenkoldfury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "The timeline changed. Thank you. Now my father wont return."
    "Wait, is Sypha the mom?"
    "No!"
    "*STOP!*"

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No one is to know the future.

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i dont want the imagine of a belmont fricking a mage

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ashera5469 Sorry to break it to you buddy, they canonically do the nasty

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No but sypha is theonly good pure girl on the show.Belmonts and their nasty french baguettes.

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ashera5469 Yeah, well, their Relationship is actually wholesome as hell. And without her, we'd never get any of the other badasses in the Belmont lineage

  • @longwlenguyen4214
    @longwlenguyen4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love how Dracula go blergh when Lisa said the "Church" and Alucard did the same thing when hear Belmont name, like father like son. 21:30 is my most favourite part.

  • @emeros8631
    @emeros8631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    What is the internet but a miserable pile of shameful refrained desires and impulses ? And porn. A lot of it.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Who are you? You, who are so wise in the ways of wisdom.

    • @Ehzvarious
      @Ehzvarious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So... much... PORN!!!!

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot the cat videos.

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So.damned.true. 🤣

    • @CaptainBardiel
      @CaptainBardiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @camicase007 No, to Xvideos.

  • @Dufoth
    @Dufoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "didn't actually take my finger off, it was just a trick" That hit me unexpectantly. lmao

  • @Godlysound
    @Godlysound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Too many abridged series just suffer from a general lack of quality to be truly enjoyable imo, it's nice to see one with some visible effort put in. I understand it's a dense and long process, so I'm grateful. Loved this anime.
    Also holy shit was Belmont referencing dogma with Affleck and Damon wow

  • @ForgetYouSawMeMan
    @ForgetYouSawMeMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Also, I like the joke that Simon was gonna be his son but now it's no longer gonna be. Which now fits cannonly. Especially since Simon is the name of that confession boy and Trevor now knowing he's gonna have kids will sure as hell not naming him Simon

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He pushed it back about maybe 150 years to when Seal Of The Curse (aka Simon's Quest) canonically takes place.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know. What about Alvin or Theodore?

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just named his son Christopher

  • @KJetixsSuccessor
    @KJetixsSuccessor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    It’s about time someone talked about Tartarus. For those of you who don’t know, it’s the hell to hell. Meaning the demons and beings of hell fear the torment of Tartarus as much as we fear the the torment of hell.

    • @HarbingerYT
      @HarbingerYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When I think Tartarus, I think Persona.

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Distinguishable Pie A bit of an oversimplification, but basically yes.

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      From the Greek understanding of the Underworld, it was a place where all dead souls went and the sinful, virtuous, and un-notable were sorted into different locations. Tartarus itself wasn't a part of the Underworld but it was a bit like a maximum security prison for the worst of the worst. Those thrown into it were expected to never be able to leave and included some of the worst enemies of the gods who, being immortal, could not be contained any other way reliably.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty sure Tartaros was in Greek mythology.

    • @noneedtoknow07
      @noneedtoknow07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So it's level ten of the nine hells?

  • @Maliki321
    @Maliki321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "OH GOD HE WAS RIGHT!"
    ~Famous last words

  • @SilverKingGary
    @SilverKingGary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I fucking lost my shit at "Yes he knows you're not a little boy.".

  • @Tia-Marie
    @Tia-Marie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Okay, Symphony of the Night background music was what sold me on this instantly.

    • @somerandomsatanist597
      @somerandomsatanist597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hearing Vampire Killer playing during the Alucard vs Trevor fight had me so hyped for no reason

    • @Nikki-xb7yv
      @Nikki-xb7yv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry at what time stamp was symphony of night?

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somerandomsatanist597 I wished beginning played because vampire killer is a simon theme

    • @КонстантинПаршуков-о6б
      @КонстантинПаршуков-о6б 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about Ardyn's theme?

  • @LuisPR90
    @LuisPR90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You had me at "stop knocking at my DOOOR"!!! and the church "yuck"

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too lmao.

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? have you seen dragon ball abridged?🤣🤣🤣

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? me too like a hundred of time, its so good that you forget is a parody 🤣

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bossshun9 fucking awsome

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? castlevania has new episodes the original and it already fucking funny

  • @biglion3816
    @biglion3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Imma be real, this was an amazing experience to watch but it felt more of a re-dubbing than an actual abridged. But id be pumped if there is gonna be a second episode

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It so does

    • @traviswright2648
      @traviswright2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like that tho. I feel like the more traction this gets the better experience.

  • @LAKnightAuthor
    @LAKnightAuthor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't burn you all to ash" is honestly a better line than his original dialogue.

  • @quicksilver1004
    @quicksilver1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Not exactly the three way I was hoping for"
    "Well its the three way you're getting"

  • @horrorsyndrome3053
    @horrorsyndrome3053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Lisa: the church-
    Vlad: bleeh

  • @EternalDawn
    @EternalDawn ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:31 “the church- *wretches* forbids …” GOLD

    • @EternalDawn
      @EternalDawn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      20:25 “Belmont I swear to god!” *wretch* OMG /wheeze/

  • @Showoff_Bradley
    @Showoff_Bradley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Trevor: That move, what is it?
    Alucard: A Backdash
    😂😂😂

  • @SixthAllicard
    @SixthAllicard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Yo this is really good. I was just searching up abrideged series and I was lucky enough to find a precious gem in the making.
    The voice actors are great especially draculas and alucards.
    It's been a long time since I laughed at an abridged series from anyone other than TeamFourStar.

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What no love for SWEntertainment or Schmuck Squad?

    • @solarrflare6056
      @solarrflare6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Team 4 star is just gods at this point 😂

  • @Smiddy81
    @Smiddy81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    That move...what do you call it?
    A back dash.
    Seems incredibly broken.
    You have no idea.
    Every speedrunner is dying laughing now.

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's why I put it in haha

    • @Smiddy81
      @Smiddy81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Psnyomi133 Are you ever working on more?

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Smiddy81 Yup

    • @Smiddy81
      @Smiddy81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Psnyomi133 cannot wait.

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get the back dash reference

  • @imperatordrakon6488
    @imperatordrakon6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Techincally, Simon is Trevor's great great great great great great grandson.

    • @HarbingerYT
      @HarbingerYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It goes Leon, Trevor, Christopher, Soleiyu, Simon, Juste, Richter, Shanoa, John Morris, Johnathan Morris, Julius.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HarbingerYT
      Uh... •ahem• Shanoa's just a protag, not a Belmont...

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Belmont family as we the audience know them has about 1000-ish years of history.
      That's approximately 3000-to-5000 generations, assuming each generation multiplies every 20-to-30 years.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 How the heck do you get 3 to 5 thousand from dividing 1000 by 20 to 30?

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maximsavage Multiplying, and my brain thinking faster than I can process the information it gives me. Assuming a bloodline breeds every 20 years, that's 5/100. Assuming it's every 30-35 years, that's 3/100. So it's closer to 30-to-50 generations. Sorry about that.

  • @kapmando
    @kapmando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Fucking really?”
    Abridged series always start out shaky, but that was well done.

  • @Lance-wants-tea
    @Lance-wants-tea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Trevor wanted to forget the name Simon, but then ended up naming his child Simon. The suffering never ended.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simon's hundreds of years later.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 not sure if that actually makes it _better_ or...

    • @Gyrokun
      @Gyrokun ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@seand.g423it just means that Trevor's son decided to name _his_ son Simon for unrelated reasons, probably

  • @banshee46
    @banshee46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Trevor: Not the three way I was hoping for
    Alucard: "Well, it's the three way you're getting"
    Me: ...And just like that, Trevor and Alucard's entire relationship is summed up in one bit of dialogue.

  • @leithgorias7067
    @leithgorias7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?"

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Either these people ''really'' know how to party, or they hired a demon to decorate. By the looks of things, I'm betting on the latter."

  • @blackblade1373
    @blackblade1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Not a bad abridged. I especially liked how Alucard was breaking the fourth wall with the game references.

  • @wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904
    @wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Well it's the threeway you're getting."
    Why do we all know that feeling too well

  • @TheKageichi
    @TheKageichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    13:10 I'm pretty sure Trevor made a freaking Dogma reference with those two angels. Watch that movie its good X3

    • @tonynewport8260
      @tonynewport8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what he did my favorite movie.

    • @Nero_Eclipse
      @Nero_Eclipse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dogma is amazing, anyone who says otherwise has no sense of humor

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a good movie. I still love it.

    • @2495781
      @2495781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I lost it at the Dogma Reference.

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "we don't exactly have a tank so that may pose some issues"
    ok the funniest thing about this is that the only castlevania character they missed was Grant....the irony of this is that Grant isn't even a tank, so even if they had gotten him, Trevor wouldn't have his tank even still

  • @senritsujumpsuit6021
    @senritsujumpsuit6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Poor Simon the confession boi

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pete is facepalming so hard.

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael is probably glad it's not him this time

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone going to hell for that joke lmao.

  • @dj_sagemode1149
    @dj_sagemode1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Never did I know that I needed something so badly until I received it.

  • @mrordinary470
    @mrordinary470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10 plagues, there were 10 plagues

  • @coreyc1995
    @coreyc1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “What’s in it for me?...oh..oh?..OOOHH!..naughty naughty”

  • @sale7423
    @sale7423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit, I love this. Belmont sounds like a chain smoker and Alucard sounds like he’s constantly dead inside. Also, the contrast between his calm face and suddenly shouting STOP! was hilarious.

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Words of truth. “This is not the three way I was hoping for”. “Well it’s the three way you’re getting.”

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it is their relationship all figured out in a single episode.

  • @SquidbeakCaptain
    @SquidbeakCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:29
    Lisa: The church-
    Dracula: Blech!
    20:25
    Sypha: Belmont, I swear to God!
    Alucard: Blech!

  • @chancemitchell4147
    @chancemitchell4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude. I gotta say...y’all MURDERED the musical choices. Nicely done!

  • @BigRaidah
    @BigRaidah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that Alucard sounds like Obi Wan Kenobi is amazing to me

  • @codycarney2311
    @codycarney2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This looks promising, can't wait to see where this goes and hopefully this won't get taken down

  • @ivanenchev3344
    @ivanenchev3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh this is the best kind of abridged, literally the plot is the same but 2x as funny

  • @riakun
    @riakun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    13:10
    I appreciate a good Dogma reference when I hear one 😂

    • @riakun
      @riakun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a movie called Dogma where two angels get exiled out of heaven, and the Catholic Church creates this archway that, if you walk through it, God forgives you for all your sins. So the two angels try to go through this Arch way so that they are cured of all their sins, but if that happens, then God's word is completely wrong and the universe will collapse within itself. In the end, let's just say that the angels don't exactly do well.
      Trevor made reference to two angels getting a second chance, and did not turning out well for them.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice movie too.

  • @theroster74
    @theroster74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I woke up to this.
    SO WORTH IT!

  • @RT-dm6gb
    @RT-dm6gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You know you are slow, when you just noticed that Alucard, is dracula spelled backwards

  • @BLOODCAVE6
    @BLOODCAVE6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m fully satisfied and terrified.

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is how you do parody. From absolutely loving the original content.

  • @vroomvroom8503
    @vroomvroom8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Finally something that can take Team4stars place

  • @ForgetYouSawMeMan
    @ForgetYouSawMeMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ok, I see potential.
    It's gets funnier after a while. Did do a bit of paraphrasing but that dosen't matter anymore since that helped established things to people who never watched it. So 30% of the audiences wouldnt even mind.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If it wasn't socially unacceptable I would have tried one of these corpses."

  • @Emperorwolf999
    @Emperorwolf999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Vlad reches hearing the word church

  • @blasetiaralegitbossgaming4515
    @blasetiaralegitbossgaming4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would love to see more abridged episodes of this cause it’s so funny

  • @DarthEnderX
    @DarthEnderX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    This...barely seems like an abridged. Most of the dialog is pretty much just paraphrasing the original.

    • @kerovibe
      @kerovibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah....... But atleast the voice acting isn't hot garbage like most abridges.

    • @abrahambobst4602
      @abrahambobst4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, it's not that funny either. I've seen better anime parodies. Goblin Slayer parodies are hilarious.

    • @herrflantier3739
      @herrflantier3739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd describe this as a shorter paraphrase of the original series with a few jokes added here and there.. Enjoyable, but lacking imo

    • @smjaygal
      @smjaygal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right and you should say it

    • @donovanmccampbell6767
      @donovanmccampbell6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      someone should look up the definition to abridged

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know if I should laugh at this or laugh at the moments when it is serious only to hear:
    Trevor's stomach 😂😂😂
    0:15 Dracula, "Stop knocking at my door!"
    19:36 Alucrd, "Will both of you just shut the fuck up?!"

  • @zamaragreenwood5916
    @zamaragreenwood5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol! I almost died when Trevor tried kneeing Alucard's crotch into oblivion XD

  • @ReDPsych01
    @ReDPsych01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like that everytime someone says god alucard and dracula gag😂

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Trevor and Alucard are hilarious😂

  • @ChiefChaosGremlin
    @ChiefChaosGremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The church-"
    "BLECH!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @HEAVYMETALmovie1981
    @HEAVYMETALmovie1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is brilliant. *MORE CASTLEVANIA PLEASE!* 😎

  • @lethellsing
    @lethellsing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve been waiting for an abridged version of Castlevania and low and behold here it is. Hallefu**inglujah! Many thanks 🙏🏻

  • @xavier5987
    @xavier5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i really did not expect to see this in my recommended.
    And you have no idea how much i loved every second of this, specially the meeting of the team.
    And don't mention the music, that is what did it for me.

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I respect the use of Nier music.

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, recognized that from FFXIV and was thinking, "Oh, that's NieR" since they do splice/remixes of NieR/FFXIV music for the NieR raids.
      ...that Yoko Taro has said are cannon to NieR and we just haven't figured out HOW, exactly, yet...

  • @little_ghosty1854
    @little_ghosty1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fight between Alucard and Trevor is f****n awesome

  • @databobproject
    @databobproject 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was a decent parody. Not alit of laugh out loud moments but I wasn't bored ether

  • @RavenVargas27
    @RavenVargas27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh man I love this the sarcasm humor dialogue voice actors all perfection dies laughing. I love Castlevania you did an amazing job, added to ma favorites thanks

  • @NytoonzTV
    @NytoonzTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Hey when's episode 2 coming out? I wanna hear Godbrand's voice in Abridged. I bet it'll be Scottish. I really love your channel so much

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well bugging them about when the next one's coming isn't gonna make it happen any time sooner, and it might even lead to them never finishing it, if other abridgers and similar content creators are anything to go by.

    • @NytoonzTV
      @NytoonzTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheBanishedWind I was just asking them a question

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NytoonzTV
      I get, I do, but imagine having that same question asked of you hundreds, if not thousands, of times in a single day, and likely while you have some major event going on in your life that would make the question insensitive if but that the askers didn't know about the stuff going on in your life.

    • @NytoonzTV
      @NytoonzTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBanishedWind that'll be fustrating

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheBanishedWind Major event? What the hell "major event" could possibly be going on these days that could possibly interru........ooooooh.......yeh... my bad.

  • @deividilavitz6645
    @deividilavitz6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Christ, the person dubbing Sypha is doing a great job, I honestly could picture her doing the voice over on the netflix original :D.

  • @lazonwilliams4859
    @lazonwilliams4859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that you used the castlevania music for this....waiting for part 2

  • @jeremywood7682
    @jeremywood7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well done!!! The only line i would have added was after the, "well it's the three way you are getting", is a "meh, i've had worse" from Trevor. lol.

  • @mastertadakatsu
    @mastertadakatsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Trevor feels a lot like TFS HUA Alcard

  • @Loonaticx
    @Loonaticx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the music choices here. FF6 in particular

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FFVI is my favorite Final Fantasy!

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Psnyomi133 where's the fan backing for that remake, amirite?

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Loonaticx Right next to the numerous rereleases of VIII Square has made

  • @Extella_Nights
    @Extella_Nights ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of this, good work😸👍

  • @mrthejayvion8211
    @mrthejayvion8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never did understand canon wise why the Speakers wanted to stay knowing that the people would have gladly killed them

  • @Sylenced1
    @Sylenced1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never seen Castlevania (outside an old console game) but damn I want to binge it now! Amazing job to everyone. Always love hearing the abridgers voices I know and love.

    • @Sylenced1
      @Sylenced1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay, I felt the need to write this after watching the entire series of Castlevania. Loved the abridged, but anyone looking for a kickass anime, watch all four seasons of Castlevania!! The last episode had me crying like a baby. I am very impressed, and as a Netflix owned adaptation of a video game of all things, they killed it. As good as Carole and Tuesday killed it. Watch the series - you won't be disappointed.

  • @DavidWilliams-bg5xu
    @DavidWilliams-bg5xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From one episode alone you earned the sub can't wait to see more

  • @Disgruntled_Dave
    @Disgruntled_Dave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was really well done. I hope you folks continue this.

  • @jasonmiller6181
    @jasonmiller6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "The church..."
    BLECH

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear to God!

  • @devonted1018
    @devonted1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    19:36
    Me when I try to sleep and my neighbour is blasting music at 12 am in the morning.

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:46 Ok wow. Didn't realize how powerful she delivered that line.