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It should be noted that Yamaguchi was a high level military contractor. He wasn't just going to work. He was going to report an enemy super weapon to a general that he knew would be at his company in Nagasaki. Also he crossed a river on a bridge of human corpses which is pretty extreme.
@@ArakivenThere's a river in middle of city of Hiroshima, almost directly below where the bomb fell, and by natural instinct, people who survived the initial blast threw themselves into the river to quell the pain of their sever radiation burns and to escape from the raging citywide fires, thus creating a pile of dead or near dead pile of people almost filling up the river.
@@LighthouseCape The area close to where the bomb fell vaporized, not clear how close "almost" means. If the map I saw of where the bomb hit is right, ground zero was indeed very close to the river (like 100 feet close). The fires hit a much larger area, that covers much of the river, so people jumping in is plausible. But the river is a couple hundred feet wide in most of the slimmer areas, a few hundred in the thicker areas, and being a river the water will be flowing, though I don't know how fast... It doesn't seem infeasible that bodies could clump up if the river was flowing slow enough, there were definitely enough people in that city to fill the river several times over. Sources are almost certainly gonna be word of mouth, as cameras were not abundant, not a priority in the circumstances, and radiation would damage the film, but I wish a picture existed. Closest thing I can think of is that one scene in War of the worlds.
So not only is the "sneak this thing into prison in a cake" trope actually true, the reality is even more absurd with it working three separate freaking times for one prisoner.
There is this case when some castle was overtaken. The conquerors let the women and the children go with everything that they could carry, so they carried the men out of the castle.
That is very clever. If a leader is honest and values honesty to that extent then they'll keep their word and let it happen. I like that. I like that a lot.
your production value is really high in these, and I can tell you put a lot of work into them, I wish creators like you would get more attention on youtube. 60k views in a year is criminal for this level of content.
Thank you! I really appreciate that :) I do put a lot (probably too much) of work into them, which is a big reason as to why they take me so long to make.
@@BlueJayYT Percy Jackson Movies are an Epic Failure, but not only are Reviews about them always Fun, but also: Did you know a new series is made? Made by the original Author?! So maybe we do finally get a ‚real’ Percy Jackson Adaptation.
Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the man who experienced both the Hiroshima and the Nagasaki atomic bombs, has been described as both the unluckiest and the luckiest man in the world. Yes, both.
Cutting their throats at the eve of crucifixion is perhaps one of the greatest gestures of mercy you could ask for. It's actually beautiful he did that. Crucifixion is one of the most horrific and soul eradicating forms of execution. Cutting ones throat is, almost humane. We do it to animals being prepared for food for this reason.
I... what the fuck? "Cutting throats is actually humane" has got to be one of the stupidest takes I've seen here. This is like saying "The bully could have broken one of his arms, but he was actually doing him a favor by just punching him in the throat". My man, people's throats are still being cut. Julius Ceasar was a lot of things, but he was hardly a good guy in that situation. Let's not go about defending his actions as humane.
@@writershard5065 He said "almost humane", which, compared to being crucified, is true. When people are crucified, they slowly die of exhaustion and asphyxiation. This process could take from hours to DAYS. Imagine suffocating for days on end while being tied up in such a way that you can't defend yourself from anything coming your way. This including any animal that wants a bite out of you (this were reported ocurrences during crucifixions). Also, this isn't comparable to a bully wanting to break your arms but choosing to punch your nose instead. It's more like killing a deathrow inmate in minutes instead of torturing him for days until he dies (these were pirates, not innocent people). TLDR: Google how cricifixion kills you and you will agree that slicing your throat is infinitely the better option.
@@writershard5065 The pirates kidnapped him lol how is it like a bully punching his throat instead of breaking a arm? Its COMPLETELY humane to kill them for kidnapping a emperor,If someone kidnapped joe biden somehow,would it be humane to kill them?
I met a man in Alexandria Louisiana circa 2010 who had spent time as a youth in a concentration camp in Poland. He later went on to be the largest turtle farmer in America. He was awesome! I never asked him about his time there obviously. I just noticed the tattoo on his forearm and when he caught me staring he simply said, "yes son it's real." I doubt he is still around but meeting him is the most important meeting in my life and I've personally spoken to the likes of Jack Nicholas and Keanu Reeves. Nice enough people, but to overcome what that man did and still succeed is a story that will always hold more weight with me personally.
After reading the Percy Jackson books during quarantine I agree....those movies were a genocide to the story....like forgetting half of the characters and events of the first book
yeah, my brother watched the films then read the books then i read his copy of the books cause i was bored then watched the films and jfc it took all my willpower not to smash my friend’s tv
@@BlueJayYT I used to think it was one of the worst book adaptations I'd ever seen. But than the Artemis Fowl movie came out, making the Percy Jackson movie look almost good by comparison. Almost. But not quite. It's still a steamy pile of bull poo.
Well back then imperator ment commander / victorious commander, which he was. It was by no means a dictator title. Only after caesar it started to mean ”the empire’s commander” as we know it today.
@@lukastheprussian The word Tsar comes from it too! Also, the statue shown wasn't of Julius Caesar, it was of the first ACTUAL emperor of Rome, Augustus.
"Aggressively shout commands at nazis" is a strategy that works for a number of people in this time period in case anyone was wondering by the way. Raoul wallenberg being one of the most significant examples
@@seanhartnett79 you would also need to look like an officer, wear a somehwhat similar outfit or I guess just a really nice expensive looking suit in general (could give off the impression of an "techinically off-duty" officer about to head home to boink the wife or something)
Charles Upham (very famous New Zealander who you might remember as the Australian guy in BF5) got a jeep stuck in barbwire at night, and just kind of gestured angrily (he didn’t speak any German) at some Italians nearby and they helped him get his jeep untangled and sent him on his way with some snappy salutes.
Within the first few seconds, I could instantly relate. One time, when riding my bike near a pond, I got chased by a gaggle of pissed-off Canadian Geese. I never pedalled harder in my entire life.
@@areallyhappyarcticfox1240 It's the term used to describe a group of geese. Sort of like how a group of crows is called a "murder of crows". Yes, that's actually what it's called. I know, it's pretty metal.
There some that hang out at a pond where I’ve walked my dog before on multiple occasions. She likes to try and chase after them but I don’t let her (leash). So whenever they start hissing at me I just let my dog slightly lunge at them. They back off very quickly. :D
Geese are no joke lmao. When I was in highschool, during the fall like 100 of them would land on the football field and my track coach would cancel practice because they were so aggressive. A year before I got there some kid thought it would be funny to run at them and try to scare them off and he immediately got attacked by 20 of them and his parents tried to sue the school. My coach Gene would specifically say “because some of you can’t act right” when cancelling practice lmao.
0:01 yea I've seen Canada geese pull off some pretty crazy escapes. I saw one run a mile after being shot jump into the lake and swim for freedom leaving the two hunters who went chasing after it to be mocked by their buddies.
“I’m telling you, it was like a second sun for a few seconds!” “That’s bull, you just burned yourself on the stove or something” “No it was the bomb!!” “Ok, I’ll believe you when I see it” “No, you’re not listening it just happen” *And that’s when it happened*
I feel like everyone involved in the Edward I escape should have suspected something was up when their captive requested to ride the fastest horse last.
Thats funny, he was gonna be my 5th story but I didn’t wanna make the video that long! I had a really funny idea for him, so I decided to save him for part 2 if that happens
I just discovered your channel, and I love it! Keep up the good work, and please keep the videos coming :) I hope you get discovered by hundreds of thousands more!
God bless the day I got that follow from you on Instagram, because it opened my eyes to your GLORIOUS content. Your content is amazing, mate. Can't wait to see the channel grow!
Percy Jackson Movies are an Epic Failure, but not only are Reviews about them always Fun, but also: Did you know a new series is made? Made by the original Author?! So maybe we do finally get a ‚real’ Percy Jackson Adaptation.
Percy Jackson Movies are an Epic Failure, but not only are Reviews about them always Fun, but also: Did you know a new series is made? Made by the original Author?! So maybe we do finally get a ‚real’ Percy Jackson Adaptation.
0:01-0:05 Fun story, I was climbing up a ledge, and I heard this loud hissing sound. I thought I was going to be mauled to death by a cougar or something, so I jumped back down and got as far away as I could. When I got to somewhere safer, I turned around to find a Canadian sitting at the top of the ledge. Canadian Geese are the masters of intimidation.
I don't know what I find funnier: the Cards Against Humanity reference (look at the black box next to those pirates playing games with Julius Caesar), or the comparison of Canadian Geese to a Percy Jackson film (DON'T EVEN ASK HOW THE SECOND FILM WAS GREENLIT, BECAUSE THE AUTHOR DENIES THE EXISTENCE OF THE FIRST ONE).
One escape probably not all that popular in the English speaking world is that of German WW2 flying ace, Fanz von Werra from British POW camps. He made multiple attempts in Britain before being shipped off to Canada where he ultimately escaped from the prison transport train and fled to the US. As this was early 1941, the US was still nominally neutral and while his fate was debated by US and Canadian authorities, the German consul helped him flee to Mexico. There is a movie, The One that Got Away, based on his story starring Hardy Krueger, RIP.
“Uh I didn’t know I’d get this far” is exactly what my friend said during our dnd session yesterday…so he murdered the gnome and hide her body under the sheets
I agree with the part about the Percy Jackson premier. The Eragon one was worse though. That movie is nothing like the book, save for one character, who they nailed
I guess you could do at least 2nd cake easily, because Eamon was surely a good Catholic boy and maybe observed a name day! (not sure when they stopped that in Ireland tbh)
@BlueJay in the Dominican republic they have the same thing and I remember asking my mom what's the point in even bothering putting them in prison since they'll just pay someone off and get a luxury life anyways
Tsutomu Yamaguchi also lived into his nineties, I can only assume because whatever cancer he got from the first bombing was killed by the radiation of the second
Spending his time writing and reciting poetry to the pirates reminds me of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where Vogon Prosthetnic Jeltz tortures Ford Prefect and Arthur dent by reciting Vogon poetry, which is said to be the 3rd worst poetry in the galaxy. I think it was 3rd. It doesn't really matter but it's sci-fi, so you know it'll matter to somebody and they'll call me out on it or some crap. That whole... THING.
iirc it was the third. the second was some alien poet & the first was someone from (basingstoke i think?) england, who i like to imagine was a personal friend of douglas'
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You should make part2
It should be noted that Yamaguchi was a high level military contractor. He wasn't just going to work. He was going to report an enemy super weapon to a general that he knew would be at his company in Nagasaki. Also he crossed a river on a bridge of human corpses which is pretty extreme.
I know it’s been three months since you said this, but that last part… why is this the first time I’ve heard of that
@@ArakivenThere's a river in middle of city of Hiroshima, almost directly below where the bomb fell, and by natural instinct, people who survived the initial blast threw themselves into the river to quell the pain of their sever radiation burns and to escape from the raging citywide fires, thus creating a pile of dead or near dead pile of people almost filling up the river.
@@LighthouseCape Source? I'm just curious
Hey boss, I’ve got some info about this big bomb the Americans have ma- *bang*
@@LighthouseCape The area close to where the bomb fell vaporized, not clear how close "almost" means. If the map I saw of where the bomb hit is right, ground zero was indeed very close to the river (like 100 feet close). The fires hit a much larger area, that covers much of the river, so people jumping in is plausible.
But the river is a couple hundred feet wide in most of the slimmer areas, a few hundred in the thicker areas, and being a river the water will be flowing, though I don't know how fast... It doesn't seem infeasible that bodies could clump up if the river was flowing slow enough, there were definitely enough people in that city to fill the river several times over.
Sources are almost certainly gonna be word of mouth, as cameras were not abundant, not a priority in the circumstances, and radiation would damage the film, but I wish a picture existed. Closest thing I can think of is that one scene in War of the worlds.
"I can do a lot more than abuse prisoners with this baton"
"Like what?"
"Uhhh.. TAXES... fuck"
"i didn't know i get this far" :DD
Line was fucking golden!
_"Taxes fuck?_ You ARE a freak aren't you? _Cha~ching._
Thats literally what xqc said😂
🙏👍🤣🤣🤣
So not only is the "sneak this thing into prison in a cake" trope actually true, the reality is even more absurd with it working three separate freaking times for one prisoner.
Reality is stranger than fiction my friend. You’ll keep seeing this more and more throughout your life :)
@@21films92 Who would have guessed how 2020, 2021, and 2022 would be so absurd?
And that guy also stole a big gem and captured an airship and went out of prison again
@@richardarriaga6271 2023 here, they had a trilogy already why isn't it ending
but it's always been tied to cartoonists.
There is this case when some castle was overtaken. The conquerors let the women and the children go with everything that they could carry, so they carried the men out of the castle.
Conqueror: "That's not what I meant!"
Woman: "But it's what you said! Are you going to go back on your word?"
Conqueror: "I guess not. Just go."
That one women probably: *packs other household items instead*
Her husband: o-o
That is very clever. If a leader is honest and values honesty to that extent then they'll keep their word and let it happen.
I like that. I like that a lot.
Castel "Weibertreu"(Faithful-wives) in Germany. Close to the town of Heilbronn.
Madlads
6:57 Theorie: all the keys where of fitting size..... he just ate them
your production value is really high in these, and I can tell you put a lot of work into them, I wish creators like you would get more attention on youtube. 60k views in a year is criminal for this level of content.
Thank you! I really appreciate that :) I do put a lot (probably too much) of work into them, which is a big reason as to why they take me so long to make.
@@BlueJayYT Well, keep it up good things happen to those who wait
You being sarcastic? lol
@@BlueJayYT Percy Jackson Movies are an Epic Failure,
but not only are Reviews about them always Fun,
but also: Did you know a new series is made? Made by the original Author?! So maybe we do finally get a ‚real’ Percy Jackson Adaptation.
@@BlueJayYT yea dog (bird), you're already blowing up, and your videos have mad replay value. Keep it up, I'm loving it
Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the man who experienced both the Hiroshima and the Nagasaki atomic bombs, has been described as both the unluckiest and the luckiest man in the world. Yes, both.
He did actually end up dying of cancer though - in 2010 aged 93.
What about that woman who was on the Olympic, Titanic, AND Britannic for each of their major incidents?
@@BL-yj2wp He was one tough sonofabitch
@@MrJoeyWheeler That's both the unluckiest and luckiest woman. ;-)
@@BL-yj2wp Hey getting to 93 before Cancer kills you is pretty fucking great for getting nuked twice.
Cutting their throats at the eve of crucifixion is perhaps one of the greatest gestures of mercy you could ask for. It's actually beautiful he did that. Crucifixion is one of the most horrific and soul eradicating forms of execution. Cutting ones throat is, almost humane. We do it to animals being prepared for food for this reason.
I... what the fuck? "Cutting throats is actually humane" has got to be one of the stupidest takes I've seen here. This is like saying "The bully could have broken one of his arms, but he was actually doing him a favor by just punching him in the throat". My man, people's throats are still being cut. Julius Ceasar was a lot of things, but he was hardly a good guy in that situation. Let's not go about defending his actions as humane.
@@writershard5065 He said "almost humane", which, compared to being crucified, is true. When people are crucified, they slowly die of exhaustion and asphyxiation. This process could take from hours to DAYS. Imagine suffocating for days on end while being tied up in such a way that you can't defend yourself from anything coming your way. This including any animal that wants a bite out of you (this were reported ocurrences during crucifixions). Also, this isn't comparable to a bully wanting to break your arms but choosing to punch your nose instead. It's more like killing a deathrow inmate in minutes instead of torturing him for days until he dies (these were pirates, not innocent people).
TLDR: Google how cricifixion kills you and you will agree that slicing your throat is infinitely the better option.
Hahaha this comment is just insane...is like comparing being shot to being hanged....you are gonna die a horrible death anyway in your final moments
@@mafiousbj Except that one means days of horrible pain and despair and the other means just a few minutes of pain.
@@writershard5065 The pirates kidnapped him lol how is it like a bully punching his throat instead of breaking a arm? Its COMPLETELY humane to kill them for kidnapping a emperor,If someone kidnapped joe biden somehow,would it be humane to kill them?
I met a man in Alexandria Louisiana circa 2010 who had spent time as a youth in a concentration camp in Poland. He later went on to be the largest turtle farmer in America. He was awesome! I never asked him about his time there obviously. I just noticed the tattoo on his forearm and when he caught me staring he simply said, "yes son it's real." I doubt he is still around but meeting him is the most important meeting in my life and I've personally spoken to the likes of Jack Nicholas and Keanu Reeves. Nice enough people, but to overcome what that man did and still succeed is a story that will always hold more weight with me personally.
Wow! That’s my hometown! Just curious how did you end there? It’s not exactly a tourist destination…
Wait wait wait, turtle farmer?
love the german yelling part lmao
In the armies it seems that a superior yelling at the rank and file is the most natural thing. Asking nicely could had been suspicious
I love Lamp
Pretty sure it’s a sample of hitlers outburst in Downfall
@@Ghostdog15 It is
The schei*e was really good. I couldnt hear an english accent
we definitely need a part 2. This channel happens to be criminally underrated.
Most underrated yt channel Rn no cap
And it still is. :)
No Cap? That’s embarrassing
this nigga is pretty good
@@feliciavale4279 hes a sam o nella copy but with worse jokes
I just found this channel yesterday and would agree, if Tom Cardy's wasn't even more underrated :(
You know, there's an alternate timeline where Julius Caesar became the feared pirate king of the Mediterranean.
I want to explore this timeline so bad T.T
After reading the Percy Jackson books during quarantine I agree....those movies were a genocide to the story....like forgetting half of the characters and events of the first book
You get it, my god it’s so bad.
yeah, my brother watched the films then read the books then i read his copy of the books cause i was bored then watched the films and jfc it took all my willpower not to smash my friend’s tv
@@BlueJayYT I used to think it was one of the worst book adaptations I'd ever seen.
But than the Artemis Fowl movie came out, making the Percy Jackson movie look almost good by comparison. Almost. But not quite. It's still a steamy pile of bull poo.
@@BlueJayYT AGREED! The books are superior in every. Single. Way.
this is absolutely true, i love* the books, and the movie might be good if it wasn't adapted so badly.
Pachelski didn’t only yell he screamed them and threw a tantrum. He was so loud and terrifying the soldiers were convinced that he was of high rank
Good
thank
BlueJay welcome
Agree
Also agree
Yes
Love it! Caesar was never an Emperor though, just a consul declared Dictator (so like, almost an Emperor)
Well back then imperator ment commander / victorious commander, which he was. It was by no means a dictator title. Only after caesar it started to mean ”the empire’s commander” as we know it today.
@@Alexandros.Mograine sure, but that just makes him Commander yet, indeed?
@@andersmeisner1642 yes but he was technically still emperor, the meaning just changed ;)
The German word "Kaiser" which means emperor is related to "Caesar". So Caesars name became a synonyme for emperor 🤷🏼♂️
@@lukastheprussian The word Tsar comes from it too! Also, the statue shown wasn't of Julius Caesar, it was of the first ACTUAL emperor of Rome, Augustus.
I like to imagine when Yamaguchi's boss was asking how a bomb could destroy a city, Yamaguchi pointed outside at Fat Man saying "Like that".
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"Aggressively shout commands at nazis" is a strategy that works for a number of people in this time period in case anyone was wondering by the way.
Raoul wallenberg being one of the most significant examples
Yeah; no shit. You yell, pretend to be a superior officer and act like you are supposed to be there, you will almost never be challenged
Well, yeah. You know that if you make them angry, or even inconvenience them in any way, they're likely to shoot you on principle.
@@richeybaumann1755 depends. if that had partaken in a bit too much panzerschokolade
@@seanhartnett79 you would also need to look like an officer, wear a somehwhat similar outfit or I guess just a really nice expensive looking suit in general (could give off the impression of an "techinically off-duty" officer about to head home to boink the wife or something)
Charles Upham (very famous New Zealander who you might remember as the Australian guy in BF5) got a jeep stuck in barbwire at night, and just kind of gestured angrily (he didn’t speak any German) at some Italians nearby and they helped him get his jeep untangled and sent him on his way with some snappy salutes.
3:24 That's the funniest shit I've seen in a while lmfao liked and subbed my guy
Caesar didn’t escape, he paid his ransom….that’s like an anti escape.
Honestly I love this. The exact kind of contend in a channel I love lol
Hey thanks man! More content coming soon-ish!
I too enjoy contend..🙂
Only the Irish would try that plan, and only the British would fall for it
Within the first few seconds, I could instantly relate. One time, when riding my bike near a pond, I got chased by a gaggle of pissed-off Canadian Geese. I never pedalled harder in my entire life.
Tf is a gaggle
@@areallyhappyarcticfox1240 It's the term used to describe a group of geese. Sort of like how a group of crows is called a "murder of crows". Yes, that's actually what it's called. I know, it's pretty metal.
There some that hang out at a pond where I’ve walked my dog before on multiple occasions. She likes to try and chase after them but I don’t let her (leash). So whenever they start hissing at me I just let my dog slightly lunge at them. They back off very quickly. :D
Geese are no joke lmao. When I was in highschool, during the fall like 100 of them would land on the football field and my track coach would cancel practice because they were so aggressive. A year before I got there some kid thought it would be funny to run at them and try to scare them off and he immediately got attacked by 20 of them and his parents tried to sue the school. My coach Gene would specifically say “because some of you can’t act right” when cancelling practice lmao.
@@Shiestey That's honestly a way better and way funnier story than mine. And it also further demonstrates just how much of assholes geese really are.
0:01 yea I've seen Canada geese pull off some pretty crazy escapes. I saw one run a mile after being shot jump into the lake and swim for freedom leaving the two hunters who went chasing after it to be mocked by their buddies.
4:15
I had to watch one of those after reading the book... it was worse than having to take an essay
“I’m telling you, it was like a second sun for a few seconds!”
“That’s bull, you just burned yourself on the stove or something”
“No it was the bomb!!”
“Ok, I’ll believe you when I see it”
“No, you’re not listening it just happen”
*And that’s when it happened*
"I paused it. I think there's a universe now"
@@ntfoperative9432 What's it made of? "Quarks and stuff!"
Finally someone who shares my hatred for Percy Jackson movies
I think every Percy Jackson fan hates the movies
I think everyone does but we try to forget and therefore hardly mention this desaster
@@mrsscreamgirl5332 just like the eragon fandom "what movie"
@@LuKe-cq9il and don't even get started on the Avatar the Last Airbender movie
@@MerijnH What do you mean there never was a movie there only ever was the cartoon its sequel and the comic.
3:32 excellent animation 11/10 stars
This channel is way underrated! Keep up the good job bluejay! Love the format
That prison guard getting fluster when the flirting is returned, yeah I felt that on a spiritual level. Many such cases.
3:51 And then he set sail to capture the Avatar, which would restore his honour
As a person who watched and read the Percy Jackson books/movies I 100% agree with the statements in this video
This is like Sam O'nella, in the way that Danny Gonzalez is like Drew Gooden. Same thing but wholly individual.
I love your sense of humour . Hope this channel becomes huge
Absolutely love your channel! I recently discovered you and I can't get enough of these! Please keep making this awesome content~
I feel like everyone involved in the Edward I escape should have suspected something was up when their captive requested to ride the fastest horse last.
This poor man is about to be spammed by jnj fans even tho its the wrong person.Really good video btw
Yeah lol
Haha yeah this is interesting, thanks anyway though!
@@BlueJayYT LMAO
Love the BlueJay with his little ball and chain n lil cap 😁
Yeah 3:20 works on Germans to this day. I confirm as a German
Filling the void the Sam O. Nella left. Great work!
Forgetting or ignoring my boi Jack Sheppard is a motherfucking crime!!
Thats funny, he was gonna be my 5th story but I didn’t wanna make the video that long! I had a really funny idea for him, so I decided to save him for part 2 if that happens
This video needs a part 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7. Great content.
I just discovered your channel, and I love it! Keep up the good work, and please keep the videos coming :) I hope you get discovered by hundreds of thousands more!
De Valera's American passport turned out to be a lot more of a useful escape item than a master key.
Good stuff! Can't wait to see what else you create soon.
Definitely deserves more subs
God bless the day I got that follow from you on Instagram, because it opened my eyes to your GLORIOUS content. Your content is amazing, mate. Can't wait to see the channel grow!
Percy Jackson Movies are an Epic Failure,
but not only are Reviews about them always Fun,
but also: Did you know a new series is made? Made by the original Author?! So maybe we do finally get a ‚real’ Percy Jackson Adaptation.
Still waiting fo this to blow up like Sam and oversimplified
Baylor? May i ask a thing?
@@slevinchannel7589 yes
Percy Jackson Movies are an Epic Failure,
but not only are Reviews about them always Fun,
but also: Did you know a new series is made? Made by the original Author?! So maybe we do finally get a ‚real’ Percy Jackson Adaptation.
Thank god, I was waiting for another.
You give me serious Sam O'nella vibes, is he your inspiration?
I've seen his stuff and he's great! But not entirely, I've wanted to make videos like this for a long time!
I don't know how I got here, but your videos are great man. Keep it up!
As someone who loves history and the Percy Jackson Books I appreciate BlueJay saying He hates the Percy Jackson Movies.
4:06 yo is that fucking firelord zuko
maybe
love that blue jay and his many tales
Directions unclear was beaten by prison guards and murdered in the shower
Love this channel glad I stumbled upon this gem
0:01-0:05
Fun story, I was climbing up a ledge, and I heard this loud hissing sound. I thought I was going to be mauled to death by a cougar or something, so I jumped back down and got as far away as I could. When I got to somewhere safer, I turned around to find a Canadian sitting at the top of the ledge. Canadian Geese are the masters of intimidation.
before I read the last sentence I was legit picturing a mountie or something just crouched up on a wall hissing down at passerby lmaoo
Geese are scary. My dad has a picture of a time him and his dad were trapped in a canoe for hours surrounded by Geese.
Great video! If you are making a part two I can recommend the escape of Hugo de Groot!
rofl i just googled that... who doesn't search a suspiciously large chest for prisoners?
*wonders if that's who Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy was named after
The Canadian goose lookin fresh tho
XD fast becoming 1 of my favourite channels ..... that police baton joke had me in stitches
Keep it up the amount of subscribers you have does not show how high quality your vids are
I don't know what I find funnier: the Cards Against Humanity reference (look at the black box next to those pirates playing games with Julius Caesar), or the comparison of Canadian Geese to a Percy Jackson film (DON'T EVEN ASK HOW THE SECOND FILM WAS GREENLIT, BECAUSE THE AUTHOR DENIES THE EXISTENCE OF THE FIRST ONE).
*Cicilian pirates.
Always look forward to your videos!
I knew about these others, but I had no idea that the cake trope was started by an actual event. Cool👍
There was a great escape scene in The Wackiest Sailor in the Army, starring Morgan and Martin Freeman.
The faces with your voice are spot on! And the stressed ending with the stars 🤣
One escape probably not all that popular in the English speaking world is that of German WW2 flying ace, Fanz von Werra from British POW camps. He made multiple attempts in Britain before being shipped off to Canada where he ultimately escaped from the prison transport train and fled to the US. As this was early 1941, the US was still nominally neutral and while his fate was debated by US and Canadian authorities, the German consul helped him flee to Mexico.
There is a movie, The One that Got Away, based on his story starring Hardy Krueger, RIP.
this channel's bout to blow up
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BLUEJAY IS RELATED TO A CROW AND RAVEN BECAUSE THEY ARE CORVIDS THANK YOU
Yes, I did!
this is amazing! this is like Sam O Nella quality except you actually upload!
“Uh I didn’t know I’d get this far” is exactly what my friend said during our dnd session yesterday…so he murdered the gnome and hide her body under the sheets
XD Classic murder hobo.
"I didn't know I'd get this far" really amused me. This channel is so fun.
I agree with the part about the Percy Jackson premier. The Eragon one was worse though. That movie is nothing like the book, save for one character, who they nailed
Tbf, that is one more character than the Peter Johnson movies managed.
3:28 words cannot explain how good this is. Too perfect.
I guess you could do at least 2nd cake easily, because Eamon was surely a good Catholic boy and maybe observed a name day! (not sure when they stopped that in Ireland tbh)
I love these type of channels so much
2:10 that hasn't changed. Rich people jail is just a four star hotel.
Depends on the country!
@BlueJay in the Dominican republic they have the same thing and I remember asking my mom what's the point in even bothering putting them in prison since they'll just pay someone off and get a luxury life anyways
Wow your contents really good I’m surprised you don’t have more subscribers
4:55 Henry stickmin moment
Neat video! Thanks for uploading!
Tsutomu Yamaguchi also lived into his nineties, I can only assume because whatever cancer he got from the first bombing was killed by the radiation of the second
That's a heck of a cauterization.
That sort of comment reminds me of my favorite Futurama joke about global warming being cancelled out by nuclear winter
I've seen a few of your videos now and I have to say I absolutely love the sarcasm
Spending his time writing and reciting poetry to the pirates reminds me of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where Vogon Prosthetnic Jeltz tortures Ford Prefect and Arthur dent by reciting Vogon poetry, which is said to be the 3rd worst poetry in the galaxy. I think it was 3rd. It doesn't really matter but it's sci-fi, so you know it'll matter to somebody and they'll call me out on it or some crap. That whole... THING.
iirc it was the third. the second was some alien poet & the first was someone from (basingstoke i think?) england, who i like to imagine was a personal friend of douglas'
This channel will go far
As a long time bird watcher, just gotta say...
I keep coming back to this channel.
Love the history with the comedy! Makes learning some new things east peasy japanesee.
Nice Zuko reference :)
Scrolled way too far to find you, fellow Avatar viewer
Goddamnit I hit like before the bluejay intro. You good buddy hilarious and informative is a hard combo
3:45 little did the world know he was the us’s real target.
Hope you get 100k subs soon
This information will be useful one day...
Just discovered you by the newest vid blessed by the algorithm, you're vids are cool man!
Where has this channel been? Hilarious content.
I love these videos there pretty nice
fun facts with foxy: if they didn't cut julius ceaser, there wouldn't be enough supplies for ceaser salad.
Man, your honestly a underated TH-camr.
0:40 I find it hard to believe they were Silesian pirates.
I believe Sicilian is the correct answer.
Cilician
Came from reddit, not disappointed, new sub!
Glad you liked it!