South Sudan, the World's Newest Country

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  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31357

    I noticed a map in our government class on the wall and noticed it didn't have South Sudan on it thought it was old....thats when i realized that the USSR was on it still

    • @Nandoline
      @Nandoline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      Blyat

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

      I too like to examine maps to determine when it was printed.

    • @-ninetynine-2498
      @-ninetynine-2498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Tunkkis u and everyone who does dat are weird

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      @@-ninetynine-2498 I kind of figured already, but thanks.

    • @lordbrain5263
      @lordbrain5263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Tunkkis Same

  • @Ebinisti
    @Ebinisti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4406

    Update: In Feb of 2020 President Salva Kiir and rebel leader Riek Machar formed a board of directors together after more than six years of civil war!

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      Not gonna lie, I read that as "a board of dictators" at first.

    • @JakubWojciechowski933
      @JakubWojciechowski933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Now just seven other ethic groups to fight

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ahhhh I wanted a new country

    • @trezapoioiuy
      @trezapoioiuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      maybe they're gonna split. Looking at the map, the new nation could be called "North-East South Sudan"

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, I was happy when it was announced on Egyptian TV.

  • @earth-6163
    @earth-6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46727

    True Facts: Here in Africa we don't have internet, I'm currently commenting using a smoke signal.

    • @cheesemate9141
      @cheesemate9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2995

      Well I'm commenting with messenger pigeons.

    • @poggersfish4229
      @poggersfish4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

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    • @earth-6163
      @earth-6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2364

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    • @poggersfish4229
      @poggersfish4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      @@earth-6163 what it say tho

    • @earth-6163
      @earth-6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

      @@poggersfish4229 LOVE#FROM#KENYA

  • @ch0co1ate.m1lk9
    @ch0co1ate.m1lk9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7842

    A south Sudanese refugee actually came and spoke at my school a few weeks ago and she had to walk 1600 miles to Kenya to escape the civil war, her name is Nyibol Bior and she published a childrens book about her story in 2021 called My Beautiful Colors, she’s now a teacher who teaches special needs classes and she’s doing really well

    • @venom_ftw9316
      @venom_ftw9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      That's awesome

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Thank you for sharing that! People with backgrounds like that have a perspective of true perseverance and gratefulness that I, as an American, admire and want to learn from. :)

    • @jpecc8314
      @jpecc8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats so sweet to hear

  • @Himbotical
    @Himbotical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17852

    My dad is from South Sudan. Family always ask, "When are you going to visit! You have to come back home sometime." I never have the heart to tell them I would never step foot over there.

    • @kingchalz6239
      @kingchalz6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      you've been lied to

    • @jangar5000
      @jangar5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Salt Boy why

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

      @@jangar5000 Probably for the reasons mentioned in the video?

    • @jangar5000
      @jangar5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Marispider BRUH stop lying

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@jangar5000 ehh?

  • @jackson4274
    @jackson4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25376

    Imagine clicking on a video and saying “hey this guy is gonna talk about my home country how cool” and then he just roasts the shit out of how bad it is

    • @Himbotical
      @Himbotical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

      We know though, no one is nostalgic for that place lol. Only for the peaceful windows before war that no longer exist.

    • @august6604
      @august6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

      Jackson Gallagher he says in the video that in south sudan there’s no internet

    • @Caprifoolaceae
      @Caprifoolaceae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

      I want him to roast my country... It would be the only international outlet that would talk about my country without me wanting to cry :D

    • @yeezyyazzy6765
      @yeezyyazzy6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      No worries im down south east in kenya

    • @julioescamilla6045
      @julioescamilla6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Caprifoolaceae where are you from?

  • @TroubleshootingError
    @TroubleshootingError 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18658

    Yall just ever govern so bad your country goes through mitosis

    • @yolomab
      @yolomab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      **china sweating nervously**

    • @kacperNFS
      @kacperNFS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lmao

    • @raeserec535
      @raeserec535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@yolomab despite how shit they treat thier people they are pretty good at everything else they wont collapse unless they have a schism in the communist party but seeing how stable it is, its probably external threats they are worried about

    • @TheInglip
      @TheInglip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      not yet I haven't

    • @nothingisreal6816
      @nothingisreal6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      **Spain sweating nervously**

  • @scottcaramel
    @scottcaramel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5236

    For those wondering, the South Sudanese Civil War came to an end in February 2020, resulting in 3 “administrative areas” being created, presumably to decrease tension between ethnic groups.

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      "Yo dog I heard you like independence so we made you independent from South Sudan while you independent from Sudan while you independent from Egypt"

    • @jrfw96
      @jrfw96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what does this tell you. Ethnic groups arent meant to be mixed. Diversity doesn't work.

    • @MitchellGwr
      @MitchellGwr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jrfw96 How did you manage to come to that conclusion??

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jrfw96 I think it's more like a spectrum. In the absence of non black people, different ethnicities of black people will fight each other, just as in the absence of non human intelligent species, we humans fight each other. basically, the more diverse a society, the more tolerant it is, but we always fight someone.

    • @scottwhitley3392
      @scottwhitley3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Do you think they ever considered, just like not shooting eachother?

  • @djzaacma8945
    @djzaacma8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34838

    I'm a South Sudanese and this is actually 100% true. But now there's a new peace agreement just had been signed, so let's hope for the best.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3808

      Wow, how do you have internet?

    • @josephstalin4980
      @josephstalin4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      :O

    • @hakunamatata5418
      @hakunamatata5418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

      @@Vitorruy1 we Africans have internet .

    • @Turtle5454
      @Turtle5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

      @@hakunamatata5418 yes like 15% or less about. which country are you from? because big underdeveloped nations like congo and nigeria barley have internet but richer nations like algeria morroco and south africa have a lot more users
      edit: made this comment like a year ago and reading the replies made me realize that i was wrong.

    • @hakunamatata5418
      @hakunamatata5418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

      @@Turtle5454 I'm from Ghana. Every one I know uses the internet, especially the ones below the ages of 40 becausewe grew up with access to the internet. Most people outside of Africa don't know this because we Ghanaians usually keep to our selves even on the internet.

  • @bungofungus
    @bungofungus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7311

    Be prepared for northern south sudan

    • @over-usedcommentpolice7731
      @over-usedcommentpolice7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      southern northern southern sudan

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Parent Sudan should just annex the south

    • @dabbinghitlersmemes1762
      @dabbinghitlersmemes1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The Middle Sudan Inbetween That Sudan Just South of the Other Western Southern Northern South Sudan and Eastern West Sudan

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@dabbinghitlersmemes1762 *_S O U T H E G Y P T_*

    • @resentment3259
      @resentment3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Medium Sudan

  • @coreyburkeen9455
    @coreyburkeen9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5366

    The president and the VP have actually recently arrived at a peace treaty to elect 10 governors of the regions of the country and the war is virtually over but they’ve been hit hard by COVID-19

    • @symonalex2152
      @symonalex2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Sudanese finally come to peace, Allah be like: Nah!

    • @adolfdripler372
      @adolfdripler372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thanks Manny

    • @coreyburkeen9455
      @coreyburkeen9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Talon Smith no problem

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Happy ending?

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      *when 2020 so wack that South Sudan stops fighting itself*

  • @rat5490
    @rat5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    Heisenburg went from a drug kingpin to the president of South Sudan, mad respect

    • @youraveragekomodo
      @youraveragekomodo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      jesse, we need to struck a unity deal and formed a coalition government to pave the way for refugees to return home

    • @OwnFall420
      @OwnFall420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Husseinburg

    • @gaminglord5558
      @gaminglord5558 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was also a nazi scientist

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He still a drug kingpin though, I see that as grounds to question his morals at least slightly

    • @goldenknight9515
      @goldenknight9515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OwnFall420underrated asf 😂😂

  • @josegarza6763
    @josegarza6763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6676

    That's what happens to a nation that appears so Sudan-ly.

    • @sneezingsuspense
      @sneezingsuspense 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I choked on my water

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Subbed just to unsubscribe for that joke. How do you feel now Jose

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jose Garza
      Duh Duh *head smashing*

    • @yeehaw693
      @yeehaw693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      this comment right here, officer!

    • @MrPs103
      @MrPs103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You asshole. Take my upvote and leave!

  • @CloroxBleach-ms7eo
    @CloroxBleach-ms7eo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    3:23 props to the guy on the top left pointing the gun to himself

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I would too

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      "you can't kill me if i kill myself" -that guy pobrably

    • @boilgeogaa
      @boilgeogaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the first thing that caught my eye when that scene happened in the video

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Fantasiado Then he's probably Hitler.

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      May I drink your blog juice my Lord and savior clorox?

  • @IsabellaShortleaf
    @IsabellaShortleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30022

    the person who made “clusterfuck” in the urban dictionary have a separate definition for just ‘south sudan’ is a man of culture

    • @movietimeateds69
      @movietimeateds69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      Omg i just looked it up hahahaha

    • @mr.molduga
      @mr.molduga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      English pls

    • @american_cinncinnatus
      @american_cinncinnatus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You can also buy a clusterfuck gaiter

    • @m1_2t
      @m1_2t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mr.molduga d

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@mr.molduga did you seriously not understand that sentence?

  • @Novous
    @Novous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    One of my good friends in college was from South Sudan. I loved watching his eyes gleam talking about being from "the newest country in the world" and about their constitution and stuff. It was sad hearing in later years how much civil war / oil / corruption had hurt his country (both before, and after their independence). His apartment was so bare bones it was crazy to me. He slept on a thick blanket (no "real" bed) and had his engineering textbooks, and his laptop for homework, and that was it. He had nothing else--only what he needed for his education. I need to facebook him and see how he's doing.

    • @bironjames9948
      @bironjames9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Damn mans in survival mode his people gave theyre last to get him here with high hopes

    • @Kholdstare52
      @Kholdstare52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Update Please, how's he doing?!

    • @Emerald_Raven08
      @Emerald_Raven08 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So? How is he?

    • @GetLoYo
      @GetLoYo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you checked up on him? Please let us know!

    • @YungPhilosopher
      @YungPhilosopher ปีที่แล้ว

      Africa sucks

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4776

    "14 Year Old Sudanese Boy Suffers Mid-life Crisis"

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *south

    • @hoh5590
      @hoh5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahehihohuhahuu

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      North Sudanese Most Affected.

    • @RedSeraph_03
      @RedSeraph_03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i.i cyx good? You sure you’re talking about the same sudan?

    • @suda_lifts
      @suda_lifts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NPC 420 my name is sudan to

  • @_stargirl
    @_stargirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    I'm South Sudanese. I was in South Sudan when you uploaded this video. (Also keep in mind that throughout these decades, even now, thousands of of my people, my relatives, have been slaughtered mercilessly.) My first cousins had to move out of their home last year because their village was overtaken by militia. They now live in a refugee camp in Uganda, a country that they had never visited before. It hurts my soul, because they used to be regular kids, going to school and singing in the church choir, watching movies, and riding bikes, but now they have looked war and disease and death in the eyes and have become practically homeless in a year and a half. It is really difficult for my parents to contact their siblings, let alone send resources. War is truly a terrible thing.

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ruth Ceasar is there any sign of the war dying down? It's gone on for long enough

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your English is excellent, btw

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m sorry to hear that, I hope you and your family survive and thrive despite the incredibly difficult situation

  • @nolex9804
    @nolex9804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    My co-worker came from South Sudan. Before this video, I knew nothing about it, so I asked her what it was like and she simply said “I think I like it better here.”

    • @forkgodsdescendant61
      @forkgodsdescendant61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Revo Red No shit

    • @evancraig-w7q
      @evancraig-w7q 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wher do you live then?

    • @nolex9804
      @nolex9804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evancraig-w7q The U.S.

    • @KennyNGA
      @KennyNGA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nolex9804 couldn't decide what's better

  • @kirtil5177
    @kirtil5177 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    fun fact: this video has more views than the population of South Sudan

    • @AsiaMinor12
      @AsiaMinor12 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Another fun fact. South Sudan's birthrate is so high that this comment will probably be outdated in a couple years. Nobody really knows how many people are living in South Sudan though so the population can be much higher.

    • @Qaze1
      @Qaze1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@AsiaMinor12An anonymous NGO based in south sudan has confirmed that the population of South Sudan is between 14.2 to 17.8 Millon

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6600

    It's going to be a strange day when the view count of this video exceeds the entire population of South Sudan. Many wars, politicians and professional news agencies- and then suddenly South Sudan is widely publicized through crudely drawn stick figures informally explained by some guy messing around in Delaware.

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What is the population of South Sudan?

    • @gregoryshortale
      @gregoryshortale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@TimoIvvie 11M.

    • @jakosloth
      @jakosloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Scrolling through the comments and I see u here. Hello, I love your videos

    • @Tenznimi
      @Tenznimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love your videos too bro, and i really feel you for the flipnote thing, had an accident where I lost my DSi and felt even worse when flipnote ended.

    • @overkill726
      @overkill726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gregoryshortale only 3 million off

  • @siriusraycraft5263
    @siriusraycraft5263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    Just had surgery and laughing hurts watching him is torture but it’s great

  • @gabrielloko30000
    @gabrielloko30000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    "This makes Hotel Rwanda looks like Hotel California"
    That comparison just killed me

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Livin it up at the Hotel Rwanda

    • @runertje550
      @runertje550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 such a lovely place

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@runertje550 What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
      Bring your alibis

    • @soyjakchud
      @soyjakchud 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

  • @malegria9641
    @malegria9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    My favorite fact about South Sudan is that my favorite singer/rapper, Emmanuel Jal, is not only from there but was at one point literally a child soldier and after running away became Riek Machar and his British wife’s adopted son until the wife died in a car accident and Riek gave him the boot. Now he lives in Canada and is one of the most popular musicians in Africa. He also gave a ted talk and wrote an autobiography!

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HE WAS WRONG TO LEAVE SOUTH SUDAN

    • @mr.jitterspam9552
      @mr.jitterspam9552 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@NigerianCrusadereh?

    • @zeenoh5811
      @zeenoh5811 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This guy gave a talk at my school. Legend

  • @DrTicklesworth
    @DrTicklesworth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20669

    "Two Coupes Make a Sudan"
    Unsubscribed, reported, called the cops.

    • @lorichan
      @lorichan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      ecksdee

    • @d_wang9836
      @d_wang9836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      Speedwagon You forgot to shoot it into space via volcano.

    • @yokowan
      @yokowan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Bu dum *CRACK*

    • @corvuscadaver
      @corvuscadaver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Your hat's gay.

    • @corvuscadaver
      @corvuscadaver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      AANickFan Coupé and Sedans are car types

  • @dorkeegaming7418
    @dorkeegaming7418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3414

    Damn, it feels good to be older than a country.

    • @jarleskogly8388
      @jarleskogly8388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Me too! I was born 2010 so I am older than sedan

    • @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin
      @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Jarle Skogly
      w h a t

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Jarle Skogly you probably shouldn’t have a TH-cam account if you’re that young

    • @Mohammad-q2y1i
      @Mohammad-q2y1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dara.308 its ok if the parents know

    • @deftones158
      @deftones158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jarleskogly8388
      *u h h*
      you should be 13 or older to have an account on youtube

  • @gimmeaneck6415
    @gimmeaneck6415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3776

    Don’t forget the massive inflation. My dad sends money there regularly, about $300, which equals thousands upon thousands there.

    • @abhinavneoharysvarma8551
      @abhinavneoharysvarma8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      So I'm basically a millionaire in Sudan

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      Abhinav Neoharys Varma yeah a dead millionaire by the end of the month

    • @redacted5657
      @redacted5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      in iraqi Kurdistan 1 dollars USD is 1000 dollars there

    • @acuacidgaming9486
      @acuacidgaming9486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thereal_yoda1042 bs

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your dad is a rube.

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like when Sam draws a gun, he draws the mechanics of the gun
    not just what a gun looks like from the outside

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think that’s just him reusing a drawing from a video where he where he explained how a gun works.

  • @moobloom155
    @moobloom155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18572

    imagine not being older than south sudan

    • @raeraesocraycray7702
      @raeraesocraycray7702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

      im 9 years older than my country(south sudan)lolz

    • @ZemanTheMighty
      @ZemanTheMighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

      @@raeraesocraycray7702 hey you survived the Civil War. Good job

    • @raeraesocraycray7702
      @raeraesocraycray7702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

      @@ZemanTheMighty yh my parents had me and dipped to egypt during the second sudanese war

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      @@raeraesocraycray7702 I think that’s what Jesus’ parents did at some point.

    • @mathiasvoorhees6232
      @mathiasvoorhees6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      You know how many countries in Eastern Europe got their independence in the 1990s and early 2000s?

  • @MohammedMuaawia
    @MohammedMuaawia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    _"We'll take our falafels elsewhere"_
    My grandpa was a general in civil war and this is exactly what happened.

    • @abubakermohamed9654
      @abubakermohamed9654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mohammed Hamza fancy meeting you here 😂

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mohammed Hamza May I ask what type of General?

    • @stannicolae4623
      @stannicolae4623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mohammed Hamza their blood is still on your hands and it ll be for generations to come

    • @AstralElephantFuzz
      @AstralElephantFuzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Stan Nicolae Just like the blood of slaves is still in the hands of every American.

    • @koticr6238
      @koticr6238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Andy Birger so the blood of slaves is on my hands even tho i had absolutely nothing to do with slavery and dont support it in any way🤔

  • @gamatastica3478
    @gamatastica3478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5787

    Grade A under A’s cousin that went through school with a scholarship.

    • @pizza6383
      @pizza6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Omfg lmao can be true tho

    • @y6y660
      @y6y660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Yeh but actually funny unlike grade

    • @d-day7567
      @d-day7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Both Grade and Sam are funny

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@d-day7567 Yup, I know no one cares, but I agree

    • @carjis
      @carjis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It’s his cousin dickhead

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "It took two civil wars before the South gained independence."
    Oh no

    • @evanwilson9529
      @evanwilson9529 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      9 months later and look at texas rn

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Atlanta looks very burnable at this time of the year

  • @zot93X
    @zot93X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15716

    So Sudan got a free battle royale mode?

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      XDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @mikey1227
      @mikey1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      What skin are you going to be

    • @singularfoofighter
      @singularfoofighter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      black

    • @zot93X
      @zot93X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@mikey1227 like a human, but darker.

    • @tommyortega7796
      @tommyortega7796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@singularfoofighter Jesus fucking christ

  • @spanishnameisjesus
    @spanishnameisjesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4630

    My highschool history teacher did some charity work over in South Sudan, and he told me once that it was Hell. He said it was literally the worst place he could think of on planet Earth, that he experienced and witnessed a lot of horrific things there due to the constant conflict. One day a typical edgy teenager in my class was talking about how anarchy is better than a dictatorship, and my teacher was pretty quick to shoot that down. at least in a dictatorship there's basic infrastructure. A country as war torn as South Sudan just has... nothing.

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Somalia Junior?

    • @ehtuanK
      @ehtuanK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Well, that just depends on the dictatorship you compare it to. I'd think living in South Sudan is still better than living under the Khmer Rouge. Of course that's like comparing pestis and cholera.

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Anarchy is the absense of a state, not the multiple dictator-ish factions vying for but never getting full power. That's like marking flu deaths under covid-19

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@thepastaprogenitor851 under that definition, anarchy doesn't & cannot exist. Humans are social creatures, so as long as we're the dominant species there's going to be some form of 'the state'.

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@gingermcgingin1733 Saying something must be a certain way because it's all you can remember is exactly the mentality of societal stagnation. Don't think only what currently exists must always exist.

  • @t850terminator
    @t850terminator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2490

    The newest country?
    Not anymore when I start the Republic of Dave.

    • @tannerosborn207
      @tannerosborn207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      The Republic of Me will annex you

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      how do i after effects A declaration of war?

    • @tannerosborn207
      @tannerosborn207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      David Chang Take it as you will.

    • @ana_cabana
      @ana_cabana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      David Chang Is this a juju Deference?

    • @thatoneguy2023
      @thatoneguy2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Make Jojo Great Again No I think it's a fallout 3 reference

  • @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort
    @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I remember when I heard South Sudan became a country, I was really excited. As an outsider watching from afar, it seemed like the best solution for all the civil wars and whatnot, so I, like everyone else, thought this would mean an end to the bloodshed. Was so disappointed to see how things turned out, but I think they're slightly better now, right?
    Also, the two coup(e)s make a sedan joke is everything.

    • @theunicornbay4286
      @theunicornbay4286 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, who's your favorite herbrew patriarch?

    • @hajarmdn4883
      @hajarmdn4883 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And now Sudan is going through their own civil war and straight up genocide of their non-Arab citizens. It’s disheartening and heartbreaking

  • @AugoZone
    @AugoZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "Which sucks, but ya know what can ya do..." is the basic undertone of every one of his videos.

    • @noobsa78
      @noobsa78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This line is so good yet so underrated

    • @buckle9733
      @buckle9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I read this he said it such a wild coincidence

    • @updatedautopsyreport1490
      @updatedautopsyreport1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your pfp is hot

    • @YaBoiAshX
      @YaBoiAshX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf is ur pfp.

    • @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN
      @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wh-why..??

  • @jamwither9847
    @jamwither9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    Another coup happened in Sudan.
    One more, and we get a 3rd sudan

    • @bloubear2557
      @bloubear2557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAHA

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      West Sudan

    • @afriendinthevoid6522
      @afriendinthevoid6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      After while we’ll have New Sudan, St. Sudan, The Republic of Sudan, and The Sudan of Tomorrow.

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@afriendinthevoid6522 and the republic of Sedan

    • @banosisbest4976
      @banosisbest4976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BECAUSE
      2 coupés make a Sedan!

  • @WeekzGod
    @WeekzGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6939

    Two coups makes a sudan......i laughed harder than i should've. the imagery made it funnier.

    • @tulgagencal3881
      @tulgagencal3881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      coupe is a two door car, coup is military takeover.

    • @anna-eq4kx
      @anna-eq4kx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      When english isn't your native language and you didn't get the joke, sad.

    • @inanwlf1841
      @inanwlf1841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WeekzGod Haha, me too

    • @babythorgaming2166
      @babythorgaming2166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I replayed the clip like 50 times XD

    • @euphoricsalad7809
      @euphoricsalad7809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That should be the countries national joke

  • @mohmmedalmobsher2010
    @mohmmedalmobsher2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Being from Sudan and actually witnessing the actual misery in play...i would say well played sir...i never laughed at our situation this much..since last week when another coup was staged with god knows who...so yah..that’s pretty much sums it

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Impress your (12 yr old)friends and say "im older than a country!"

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      technically
      south sudan is way older than us

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Well, the land there is DEFINITELY older than any of us.

    • @gavin169
      @gavin169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nafi Napkin *countries

    • @lovebeinganowl2109
      @lovebeinganowl2109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Donut Sensei It got it's independence from Sudan in 2011, making it 6 years old in this year

    • @ts-wo6pp
      @ts-wo6pp 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donut Sensei no it wasn't.

  • @ranianfibio8107
    @ranianfibio8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Fun fact: Salva Kiir and Riek Machar have reconciled, sort of. Machar has been resworn as vice president.

    • @connorp3764
      @connorp3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Those must be some really awkward meetings.

    • @SomeBody-sf2wc
      @SomeBody-sf2wc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the type of comment you’d expect to have like a few thousand likes.

    • @ranianfibio8107
      @ranianfibio8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SomeBody-sf2wc Oh, interesting. Considering this is a random comment I left with the social media account of a company on a South Sudan video... 62 likes is not that bad.

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ranianfibio8107 Well something is happening, as you are up to 95.

    • @ranianfibio8107
      @ranianfibio8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanjohnisee Indeed!

  • @eagenthorror
    @eagenthorror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    There's a genocide in Darfur, a region in south Sudan. Its been going on since 2003 and hasnt ended. So far, up to 400,000 people have been killed

    • @noiihate213
      @noiihate213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That is in Sudan tho

    • @wetdoorhandle4566
      @wetdoorhandle4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      F

    • @jr7938
      @jr7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      F

    • @five_bits9377
      @five_bits9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      F

    • @TeoSarp
      @TeoSarp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Darfur is in west sudan, and theres no genocide, theres some bandit groups from chad who trying to get a grip of that regiom because it has oil, the thing is, they never achieved anything, because they are bunch of thieves on horses and ak47s.

  • @timtsai9285
    @timtsai9285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Fun fact: Sudan's independence of Egypt and England has lead to the only piece of unclaimed land in the world

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There’s also a bit of Antarctica 🇦🇶

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They’re not “unclaimed” per se, it’s that both sides think that Bir Tawil belongs to the other nation. Either side claiming ownership of Bir Tawil would lose ownership of the prosperous Halaib triangle region. Fascinating history

    • @dcr645
      @dcr645 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@scottydu81 "it's not unclaimed it's just that neither side claims it"

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dcr645 That’s not what I said. I said that each nation sees the land as claimed by the other nation. Not unclaimed.

    • @JimmyButlersdreads
      @JimmyButlersdreads ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@scottydu81 So unclaimed basically

  • @-SUM1-
    @-SUM1- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2993

    This channel's going to blow up. I can sense it. Mark my words.

    • @jrh3336
      @jrh3336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In more ways than one...

    • @milsugianus
      @milsugianus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      yea.... he made a video about sudan they r going to blow him up

    • @zoeshadow
      @zoeshadow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's happening..

    • @miaowmiaowchowface
      @miaowmiaowchowface 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep.

    • @97paugasollakers
      @97paugasollakers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It has just begun

  • @liefericson6496
    @liefericson6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    So first Sudan had its civil war that resulted in South Sudan splitting off, and then South Sudan had its own civil war going on (though it sounds like some peace is going on currently), so what if they just keep splitting, like next, South-East Sudan gains independence, but then it has some civil wars, leading to the independence of South-South-East Sudan, and so on, forming a golden ratio spiral of Sudans

    • @bhesseling9949
      @bhesseling9949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Silence, shut up before they make the united republic of south-south-eastern south-west south-Sudan

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      They'll keep on dividing themselves until they're down to splitting atoms

    • @mochalo4912
      @mochalo4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @hardikkhanna2480
      @hardikkhanna2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *The Sudan Multiverse*

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Soon youll lay down and be in 295,566,633,345,697,655,997,641,235 countries at once

  • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-υ5χ
    @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-υ5χ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    *yeah lets draw some lines in africa what could possibly go wrong*

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      *yea lets give them their independance what could go wrong*

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      name 😑😑😑

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dragoncam13 don’t worry Britain will rise again

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ghastly Grinner Oof

    • @newpaperyes
      @newpaperyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Civil wars, coups, ethnic cleansing,starvation,
      Yeah, not that big a deal
      But hey, we drew the lines quicker than if we'd taken to account anything other than who owns it
      That's a plus, right?

  • @Matthew-li7we
    @Matthew-li7we 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It is funny AND sad that his subscriber count keeps growing but no new videos... Oh well, we should be thankful for the ones we did get.
    Edit: Oh and if Mr. Sam O'Nella ever reads this post, thank you for the videos you made, regardless if you ever make another one, I really enjoy your work and come back all the time to rewatch these.

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey in case you didn't know, he's back

  • @turtlesandwich77
    @turtlesandwich77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    I had a boss for 3 years who was from Sudan, and I never had the courage to ask him “which one” cos it felt rude. Based on the religion points, i know he was from the north. Arabic is his first language, and he is Muslim. Thanks, Food Poisoning Smart Man

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He missed the most major point proxy war Sudan was backed by Soviet Union then later Russia while South Sudan backed by USA
      Yes Sudan (have U) while S. Sudan (have oil)
      Hence why the civil war took it form

    • @أنس-ت1س
      @أنس-ت1س 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am from Sudan

    • @icecube2655
      @icecube2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ko-Daegu no soviet and us backed south sudan

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@icecube2655 sudan was backed by the soviet and russian later on
      south was backed by the US
      I'm from both and I have family memebers who died serving
      the whole thing is complicated but to simplified it
      US is intreasted in our OIl and russian wanted the U and gold in the red sea mountains and Darfur but then US interevened in darfur as well
      and here we are

    • @bugfighter5949
      @bugfighter5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@أنس-ت1س good job man !

  • @leonsrc
    @leonsrc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    A civil war in a civil war... wow

    • @missachol24
      @missachol24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) haha not even close it's more of a civil war in a civil war in a civil war, some time the clans of the tribe fight each other.

    • @leonsrc
      @leonsrc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      missachol24 LOL

    • @mistamista595
      @mistamista595 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      NyaAres they should have joined then north now there worst off

    • @andrewclark7269
      @andrewclark7269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      civilwarception.

    • @michaelc.4321
      @michaelc.4321 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) surprised it wasn’t French

  • @milesbeler3974
    @milesbeler3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    CORRECTION: Salva Kiiir actually has *DOZENS* of black cowboy hats, all in the same shade (but different embellishments) that he cycles between.
    Yee haw Bruddah!

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This man is a cartoon character

    • @PogChimp
      @PogChimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is so cool

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!

  • @ShadowNinja452
    @ShadowNinja452 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Found out about what’s going on in Sudan and now I’m back here at this video.
    Does anyone else find that history tends to repeat itself? All I know is war never changes. Has the same face, just a different arsenal up its sleeves each time

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    Southern Americans: "The south will rise again"
    South Sudan: "write that down, write that down"

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, I think the important lesson here is that it takes two civil wars for the south to gain independence.

    • @perplacymp
      @perplacymp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      General Wrangel: hey, that was my line!

    • @ernestsmith3581
      @ernestsmith3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget South Yemen, who invented coffee (or stole it from Ethiopia or South Sudan).

    • @dragongirl3681
      @dragongirl3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I live in Arkansas, and have unfortunately seen over 20 different Confederate flags in my (short, I am still a teenager) life. (If you are gonna support the CSA, which doesn't exist anymore, and was very racist, at least use the correct flags, people. It had 3 true flags for you to choose from. And you choose the one they NEVER used as a national flag.)

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      9/11

  • @thmadballerl840
    @thmadballerl840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    Me, a kid with two parents from South Sudan who made it out and now live in Kansas America with a pretty good lifestyle👁👄👁 tbh I really didn’t know how hard my parents worked for us to make it here

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Damn man

    • @zlpsucks1192
      @zlpsucks1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, same.

    • @archangel2709
      @archangel2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Hey cheers from kansas it's where I live! Wish you the best and hope you like it here (even if it is cold as hell right now...)

    • @dildosaggins
      @dildosaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That's pretty dope bro. Happy for you and your family!

    • @thmadballerl840
      @thmadballerl840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dildosaggins thnx😁

  • @PinguinCrazy
    @PinguinCrazy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This was recommended to me somehow... and I'm glad it was.

  • @wallacex7392
    @wallacex7392 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Didn’t think I’d ever find use in these videos but here I am using this one for my high school history project.
    Thanks for making this, Sam.

  • @cornflax5148
    @cornflax5148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    So.. there are Ethnic Groups gaining their independence From South Sudan. Who Gained independence From Sudan, Who Gained independence From Egypt, Who Gained independence From UK...
    Who Knows whats coming next.. A City? Then a Family? then a House? Then A person? Then Body Parts?? Till we Reach Cell Divisions????

    • @CrakBBCL
      @CrakBBCL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Oil Mapper til the electrons be like "man i had enough of this shit, im outtie"

    • @madmoe3461
      @madmoe3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is true if you really think about it 😂😂

    • @levandhisdemons6087
      @levandhisdemons6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      this just in, Sudanese organelles have declared independence from their oppressive nucleus.

    • @dragmasanimation
      @dragmasanimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      * 10 months later *
      This just in! A civil war between strings (not THAT kind of strings, look up string theory) has broken out!

    • @tacogreatlordoftacobell7295
      @tacogreatlordoftacobell7295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IM LAUGHING TOO HARD FROM THIS

  • @Harry-ib9dv
    @Harry-ib9dv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    Well they became independent faster than Ireland

    • @shon6937
      @shon6937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah and we didnt even get all of it

    • @november8039
      @november8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's because they were part of Sudan, not England. Bit of a difference in military power there.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@november8039 They were part of England, and Egypt. He said so right in the first 30 seconds of the video.

    • @november8039
      @november8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah but South Sudan declared independence from Sudan, not England or Egypt

    • @azau2457
      @azau2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Up the ra!

  • @baroud247
    @baroud247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Odd!
    Am from Sudan, yet I've never understood my own country so clearly until I stumbled on this video

    • @merttar4935
      @merttar4935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wtf

    • @randomorange6807
      @randomorange6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Obligatory "Which Sudan?"

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@randomorange6807 probably north one because people in south sudan don't have internet, but it is probably different if he used to be in south sudan but moved out.

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or he literally just lied

    • @baroud247
      @baroud247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@evantanuwidjaja8017 Nope, his facts check out. But to me, the timeline & reasons were vague. He made it clear, in a unique way.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These little episodes REALLY need to be shown at the beginning of class in every middle school social studies class across America, and from there the teacher can take the reins to steer class discussion and instruction. I swear, that will engage so many more young minds than the status quo currently does.

  • @johnaldag3645
    @johnaldag3645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    TL;DR - Sudan got into a war with itself for ethnic and religious reasons, and several decades later, the chunk that _finally_ split off... got into a war with itself... for ethnic reasons.

    • @grandmilanista8426
      @grandmilanista8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's all about oil sudan refuse to give western big oil company control over its oil so they started finance rebel and brought 50000 mercenary from neighbors country to fight the sudan government and take control over oil places in sudan
      every african country that has a lot of oil and refuse to give it for free to oil company they did the same shit to them algeria libya Mali nigeria to name a few

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grandmilanista8426 u got proof nigga?

    • @sleepyguy4237
      @sleepyguy4237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grandmilanista8426 Source: My Ass

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grandmilanista8426 source: just trust me bro

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      entropy Libya one is kinda believable and well known, gotta give him that

  • @yourmom9931
    @yourmom9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5489

    "Here's a few reasons South Sudan sucks so bad. First let me talk about ethnic groups."
    ~Sam O Nella

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      IKR ?! Ducking gingers

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      based

    • @thokko691
      @thokko691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ?

    • @justyourneighborhoodtrash1817
      @justyourneighborhoodtrash1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean.... if the ethnic groups gon be bad then everything goes to hell

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Ed-1749 But everyone's different. Unless you're an identical twin or something.

  • @JK-gv2bb
    @JK-gv2bb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    ''Two coupes make a sedan'' made me spit out my coffee

  • @anthonyzeedyk406
    @anthonyzeedyk406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I respect the shit out of the way you humanized the hardworking people of Sudan who just want peace.

  • @JC-om7nr
    @JC-om7nr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8298

    I like South Sudan because they’re president wears a cowboy hat that he got from President Bush

    • @stargun7235
      @stargun7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      What are you doing here suleiman???
      Shouldnt you be recreating the Ottoman Empire?

    • @amandabarnes1781
      @amandabarnes1781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      Star Gun nah he’s too busy wearing a fabulous onion hat

    • @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN
      @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      T-tha-thank y-yo-you..

    • @oldjose9110
      @oldjose9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Sir, there's a big onion on your head..

    • @BrianGaming365
      @BrianGaming365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amandabarnes1781 ah yes joke

  • @Jacquett
    @Jacquett 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    this is like gradeAunderA's smart cousin or something

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      jamie timmins ikr

    • @xDerpiicity
      @xDerpiicity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I wouldn't compare him to Grade. Sam O'Nella actually has talent

    • @s.y.7866
      @s.y.7866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kits00ne I don't know why you hate grade, he's actually good!

    • @Bounty2223
      @Bounty2223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Sensible TH-camr he was funny before running out of ideas and shilling and talking smack about people and political stuff. He's really bad at arguing.

    • @thespyfromtf2133
      @thespyfromtf2133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      exept this guy is actualy good and not a total dick

  • @thomaswalsh4552
    @thomaswalsh4552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The coupes joke is probably the best I've heard on this channel. A++

  • @zunzun1995
    @zunzun1995 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey sam, there is no chance you will see this, but I want you to know when I was in vegas I had a cab driver, and he said he was from south sudan and when I said I knew about it and it was the newest country in the world it made his day, so your videos make a difference

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    South Sudan Server
    Friendly Fire : ON
    Mode : PvP BR
    Loot spawns : Medium
    Weapon spawns : High
    War Status : Extremely High
    Happiness : Extremely Low

  • @elim.4204
    @elim.4204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I remember my ELA Teacher showed this to the class after we read "A Long Walk to Water"

  • @kingastaroth7912
    @kingastaroth7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Hey South Sudan how many civil wars you need?
    South Sudan: yes.

    • @lunareclipse2401
      @lunareclipse2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @alemeral9987
      @alemeral9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piggi5X the Derp
      👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lunareclipse2401
      @lunareclipse2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alemeral9987 daww thanks

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We did it we won our independence, time to fight for our independence.

    • @burpyiscool1365
      @burpyiscool1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_Laughs in French_

  • @gormold4163
    @gormold4163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This video is older now than South Sudan was when it was created.

  • @rachelb1638
    @rachelb1638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I honestly wish history class was taught like this, just straight to the point with a little comedy thrown in.

    • @haykalhakeem4473
      @haykalhakeem4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. My history teacher has a voice

    • @chopperbrosadvance9760
      @chopperbrosadvance9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is just an older version of 3 year olds saying "I wish we could have candy for dinner every day"

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is it taught in your country then lmao. do they not get straight to the point?

    • @kotobaza2099
      @kotobaza2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@volition1312 usually it is coated in layers of ideological/patriotic shitfuckery

  • @carmenp3003
    @carmenp3003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Who else googled the South Sudan President to see his hat?

    • @lhopeItSnowsTomorrow
      @lhopeItSnowsTomorrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      I did and I dont see whats the problem here that hat is badass af

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did.

    • @5C2WMedia
      @5C2WMedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      moldova belongs to russia. transylvania belongs to hungary

    • @olgamurillo4421
      @olgamurillo4421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That hat's
      Ggggggggggggggggggggggggg
      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @hmkhgx8068
      @hmkhgx8068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@5C2WMedia Moldova is romania, Transilvanija is romania, Kosovo is Albania, Bosnia is Croatia, Quebec is Canada etc...

  • @CreeketsCreek
    @CreeketsCreek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    They don't have internet there??
    That's it, the inside war is one thing, but *this* . This is the true crime.

    • @MohamedAmeenME
      @MohamedAmeenME 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They do have internet in South Sudan, @21Mbps btw

    • @mohanafy9264
      @mohanafy9264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WillowRustle64
      I think they have internet 0

    • @AA-yn4oy
      @AA-yn4oy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAOOOOO YES THEY HAVE INTERNET!!

    • @loldebiteloldebite1607
      @loldebiteloldebite1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      massive whoosh

    • @ajangmabior4606
      @ajangmabior4606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s internet here and it’s alright

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Coming back to this video after... recent events. Sam 6 years ago probably never expected this to be a valuable resource to learn about an important conflict all across world news

  • @nazipepe9022
    @nazipepe9022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    U.S. Military: *_DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?_*

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      flowing through some intelligence channel at one point: _we've discovered we can bribe them with hats, this will be easier than expected_

    • @pescavelho6151
      @pescavelho6151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Username checks out.

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shut up poo tin.

    • @MissButterfly777
      @MissButterfly777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh ma gad is puhutin

    • @Whack0
      @Whack0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UK military: *OIL??*

  • @Muhad
    @Muhad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Funny enough, just earlier this year in 2020 on February 22nd, Kiir and Machar reached a deal and ended the civil war.

    • @whaddyamean99
      @whaddyamean99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And they formed a coalition government... Why couldn't they have done that years ago and saved the country from a civil war?

    • @Muhad
      @Muhad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@whaddyamean99 tribalism

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To increase the drama of the plot

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, things can only go up from here for them

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vitorruy1 developers thought that country with lots of tribes would be intersting, but decided to cut out that content in latest add-on to focus on pandemics and trying not to make world even more divided

  • @popefrancis3571
    @popefrancis3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    “There were two civil wars until the south gained independence.” That could have many meanings

    • @law4803
      @law4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Foreshadowing..

    • @ThatCatfulCat
      @ThatCatfulCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@law4803 "da souf will raiz agiiin!" they shout, in between the family make-out sessions

    • @Shottyshotgun1
      @Shottyshotgun1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The yanks are shaking in their boots

    • @SrSander
      @SrSander 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oof

    • @stormjet814
      @stormjet814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye yeet

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    April 2023 and TH-cam decided to recommend me this. Very topical as the US is currently fleeing their embassy in Sudan.

    • @christianbolisca1493
      @christianbolisca1493 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell, some Sudanese fled to South Sudan for safety.

  • @MadM0nte
    @MadM0nte 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    Shouldn't they have called it the "Nuer Civil war" ba dum tsh.

    • @dammitthatguy3107
      @dammitthatguy3107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      MadM0nte It's time to stop

    • @ticklishspoon1797
      @ticklishspoon1797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seranoke

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So Nuer is at east of South Sudan. So if the nation just bacomes two nations, would the Nuer one be called Southeast Sudan?

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Black Eagle that reminds me, if you want to see a first-hand account of the Sudan civil War, read the story, A Long Walk to Water

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Black Eagle probably, as well as all rivaling tribes in the area

  • @fett716
    @fett716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    so sudan split in two, and now south sudan's basically split in two. i'll bet the country's just gonna keep splitting until it's 100 little micro-nations

    • @sor3999
      @sor3999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The south is not split in two. It's more like split 7 ways.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Der Kommissar
      Each nation consists of one person

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Who are constantly at war with each other and themselves

    • @froglover4203
      @froglover4203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Microstates

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm going to move there and declare myself an independent country. Everyone else will be too busy fighting to care.

  • @dewdropp8587
    @dewdropp8587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "If you looked up clusterfuck in the dictionary, well, you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word."
    -Sam O'Nella

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoaFXP he was a wise scholar far ahead of his time

    • @XsimD
      @XsimD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, we also watched the video

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Xsim k

    • @S1KTER
      @S1KTER 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dickshinairy*

  • @lordsoupsoup7321
    @lordsoupsoup7321 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I found out today that my African coworker is actually a Dinka! I showed him this video and he actually really enjoyed it, saying “that’s reality”. So this video has South Sudanese approval.

  • @robbobb4050
    @robbobb4050 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    3:20 A Seven Nation Army never held me back

    • @timmteller871
      @timmteller871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bonasaur badum tss

    • @richierich890
      @richierich890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that is why we are the 2nd strongest army in all of Africa!

    • @MisterTipp
      @MisterTipp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like a seven army nation never held me back

    • @frickinhecker2610
      @frickinhecker2610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bonasaur I

  • @levandhisdemons6087
    @levandhisdemons6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "we ain't all about your Alah"
    iI just love how you said that 😂

  • @Jordan_Benzos_Peterson
    @Jordan_Benzos_Peterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    South Sudany here. It's true we don't have internet. Not sure how I found this video. Anyhoo, have some things to shoot at with the guns lying around here.
    Civil war out.

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Go ahead and protect those oil reserves

    • @kafkafication3449
      @kafkafication3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is it because of postmodernism?

    • @flibbaflabba3126
      @flibbaflabba3126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay pordan jederson

    • @paxshmitz2665
      @paxshmitz2665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Samuel Erickson OK boomer.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flibbaflabba3126 Ok Milennial.

  • @tjcola7703
    @tjcola7703 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im glad they were able to sort things out peacefully in the end

  • @thousandblues2527
    @thousandblues2527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    *_A wild Catalonia appears_*

    • @frabbledabble1376
      @frabbledabble1376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      PodTheRod *A wild Quebec appears*

    • @davigurgel2040
      @davigurgel2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *A wild Scotland appears*

    • @frabbledabble1376
      @frabbledabble1376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Davi Gurgel *Britain used tax increase! It's super effective! Scotland fainted!*

    • @frabbledabble1376
      @frabbledabble1376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Davi Gurgel *A wild Palestine appears*

    • @senorpigeon9564
      @senorpigeon9564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *A wild Philippines Appeared*
      *SPAIN USES IMPERIALISM!!! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

  • @oliverz4133
    @oliverz4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    One thing I love about your videos are that I can watch it at 144p and not miss out much.

  • @xiphactinusaudax1045
    @xiphactinusaudax1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:50
    "It takes two Civil Wars to get the south's independence"
    hold up

    • @DanielFuentes-mr3nn
      @DanielFuentes-mr3nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Americans right now: Aw shit, here we go again

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That "Oh I see" has been living in my head rent-free for years now

  • @m.i.3319
    @m.i.3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3606

    As a Muslim, "Us Africans, we ain't all about your Allah" made me belly laugh

    • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
      @sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      “Yeah, well, who cares?”
      “Oh, I see.”

    • @maxpayne7459
      @maxpayne7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@sawyervuorensyrja4703 i love that moment of silence

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Coughed my Lungs out

    • @makandcheese7962
      @makandcheese7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I find it funny and ironic because many people like me are both African and Muslim

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@makandcheese7962 half of africans are muslim

  • @Dfturcott
    @Dfturcott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “This makes hotel Rwanda look like hotel California.” I get that you’re going for hyperbole but you picked a band that literally all takes separate planes and buses to the stadium they play at because they can’t stand each other

  • @ThyBluebell
    @ThyBluebell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Notice how there were two civil wars before the South gained independence.”
    ....I thought that line was about to go in a completely different direction

  • @charles-pn5uf
    @charles-pn5uf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    ‘two coup[e]s make a sedan’ is so underrated

  • @captaincantelope7526
    @captaincantelope7526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Lmao I thought your voice was text to speech

    • @MCZockerKonig
      @MCZockerKonig 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same ^^

    • @1234q-q8x
      @1234q-q8x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Captain Cantelope why would you think that?

    • @Thomas-yb3mf
      @Thomas-yb3mf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      how

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you deaf?

  • @Jx_-
    @Jx_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Sam: "Notice how there were 2 civil wars before the South gained independence"
    Me, living in Louisiana: "Haha, I'm in danger"

    • @endergamer7483
      @endergamer7483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me just chilling in Florida, knowing that I live a 1 - 2 hours from Georgia: Welp they ain’t gonna hold back now.

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@endergamer7483 Better round up the Florida men and somehow persuade them to attack Georgia.

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seanjohnisee Florida. Hello from Texas. You'll see the Texan Navy has met your troops. You'll also notice that we've finished our invasion of Alabama. God Bless Texas. Begin the siege of Tallahasse.

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magmamouse7270 Back at you with a battalion of Oregonian Unipipers, all with the flames aimed at your troops. (If you don't get it, look it up. You won't regret it.)

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seanjohnisee Counter with an Alamo card in defense. mode. Prepare with Battle of San Jacinto in attack mode for the next turn.

  • @activeregent8889
    @activeregent8889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If Sam ain't my warlord, I don't want one at all

  • @Lewis077
    @Lewis077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:45 why the president looking like Heisenberg…..?

    • @RralRonaldo
      @RralRonaldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black hat + beard = Heisenberg 💀💀💀 bro think he did something funny

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji ปีที่แล้ว

      😐

    • @Tearcarlog
      @Tearcarlog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      his beard isnt brown, so you're kinda reaching