Obscure Obsolete Inventions

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  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23627

    It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20578

    Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
    *I like it*

    • @jacobplata
      @jacobplata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      9/10 video

    • @dominic2009
      @dominic2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      BeetleBubz he’s innovating

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i say not disturbing enough

    • @raisinman1870
      @raisinman1870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2450

    You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
    The power of your subscribers really is something.

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DavionX13 found the shill account

    • @ballsligmer5572
      @ballsligmer5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

    • @sib113
      @sib113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

    Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

    • @needforfumo
      @needforfumo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
      When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
      When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
      And down will come baby, cradle and all
      Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

  • @almosteducatedmf8352
    @almosteducatedmf8352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6732

    Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
    Let’s hope he continues

  • @tameus2796
    @tameus2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7598

    I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

    • @Tommydawg-8187
      @Tommydawg-8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

    • @ratman9292
      @ratman9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are our pfp twins

    • @tameus2796
      @tameus2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ratman9292 guess you could call us lost kins

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @AD_RC
      @AD_RC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      my favorite is "aaw how heartburning"

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21679

    I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

    • @CompletelyNormalHuman
      @CompletelyNormalHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

      Sam is basically God, so it makes sense.

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      @@CompletelyNormalHuman makes sense god left us awhile ago so why shouldn’t Sam

    • @sumbiggy7916
      @sumbiggy7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@comrade8185 ohhh burn

    • @superguy5113
      @superguy5113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What else would he call them.

    • @americancountryball2077
      @americancountryball2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@comrade8185 L

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
      Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
      Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

  • @wd4045
    @wd4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18736

    "Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

  • @ashwinnaidoo796
    @ashwinnaidoo796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13703

    I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

    • @bls7879
      @bls7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

    • @mitmatgames604
      @mitmatgames604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      @@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I will give him my parents

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Washiul Alam Shohan
      what’s his Reddit?

  • @calebrose740
    @calebrose740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

    • @michaelwayland695
      @michaelwayland695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

    • @sadcat747
      @sadcat747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I mean it's sam.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sadcat747 Fair enough

    • @brycehale7597
      @brycehale7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

  • @XenithsPsyche
    @XenithsPsyche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    “Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it lives in my mind rent free
      i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    "That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
    .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of TH-cam. But then again. Check out this JPEG

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

    • @masonvandenbrink3316
      @masonvandenbrink3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      birds of prey trailer

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7108

    fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

    • @salmontube1691
      @salmontube1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Do you mean the 42?

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
      I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It isn't a gun, though.

  • @scotttenamen5027
    @scotttenamen5027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4081

    The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
    Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

    • @ghplayer9228
      @ghplayer9228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "Legal"

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      ... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz ปีที่แล้ว +96

      it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 ปีที่แล้ว

      So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

  • @tropicalsadness2407
    @tropicalsadness2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13472

    Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6534

    "Aw, how heart-burning"

    • @XMANIAFLYYY
      @XMANIAFLYYY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol

    • @uranus9349
      @uranus9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      101

    • @Krisxx8_
      @Krisxx8_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@uranus9349 you're not funny at all

    • @Matchlatch
      @Matchlatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8562

    • @Matchlatch
      @Matchlatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4341

    “Horse to be beckoned.”
    “Force to be reckoned.”
    This has no right being so clever.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Athefumen

    • @human0514
      @human0514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut kid

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @thepoweroftheweed2215
      @thepoweroftheweed2215 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

    • @jeffreyhogan3087
      @jeffreyhogan3087 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thepoweroftheweed2215Just skip past, it’s so easy.

  • @emiliano6645
    @emiliano6645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

    • @catdogfishdogcats
      @catdogfishdogcats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is Sanity

    • @2OO1HondaCivic
      @2OO1HondaCivic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Samity

    • @lazilypunctual2863
      @lazilypunctual2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      EL Hermano del Tornado Valdivia it’s a journey we are all watching him go through

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2547

    "Yo, you got a lighter?"
    "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Aw, so heartburning.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vykx88 that's not correct...

    • @ThingsUploadedbyMe33
      @ThingsUploadedbyMe33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that you E? From DCenter?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

  • @keithnicolas3097
    @keithnicolas3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    " *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
    It sure worked for me

  • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
    @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3888

    A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @ i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

    • @star-not-moon
      @star-not-moon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over TH-cam comment section. That's my favorite part

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@star-not-moon bro right back at you

    • @jim2075
      @jim2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Yeah that was no definitely not funny

  • @spookem6610
    @spookem6610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    “Mmm, Big Ears!”
    - Wise man probably

  • @spookydoggo_
    @spookydoggo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3433

    Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I lost my shit when i read your comment

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2:34

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

    • @ilovemajesticbeasts7363
      @ilovemajesticbeasts7363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you find your shit after

  • @SpaZmaticP90
    @SpaZmaticP90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

  • @ActuallyLinden
    @ActuallyLinden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3755

    “The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war”
    This. This is why I’ve been subscribed since 20K.

    • @thehuckleberry8349
      @thehuckleberry8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But this came out at over 1 mil

    • @lachlanmunro5778
      @lachlanmunro5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gunner Hamilton bruh

    • @saturn9536
      @saturn9536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gunner Hamilton bruh

    • @kaedanhoff449
      @kaedanhoff449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gunner Hamilton bruh

    • @dulicious
      @dulicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thehuckleberry8349 bruh

  • @irisl8538
    @irisl8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
    “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We just call them moon towers in Austin

    • @clawspider6305
      @clawspider6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rules of souls game:
      1. don't pass mirrows in dark
      2. Dont leave doors open during night
      3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
      Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
      I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

    • @dudelove94
      @dudelove94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

  • @clairephillips3188
    @clairephillips3188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

    • @bickle8911
      @bickle8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when does he say that

    • @Jergy2
      @Jergy2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

  • @EleqtroFruit
    @EleqtroFruit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    That aged like *fine* wine

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aged like fine wine even more in May 2024. You know exactly why.

    • @potatoeboy8757
      @potatoeboy8757 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dylanisntvibingwhy?

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @potatoeboy8757 Helldivers 2 Sony PSN drama. We basically mass bullied them into walking back their changes and ended up succeeding

    • @punctuationstation
      @punctuationstation หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dylanisntvibing now do it to the mc movie

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@punctuationstation I agree

  • @KazumaDesuwa
    @KazumaDesuwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    “With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
    - Sam O'Nella 2019

    • @toaster0roaster880
      @toaster0roaster880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That statement is unfortunately true...

    • @reformer1073
      @reformer1073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Would this apply to EA games?

    • @Mute_C1ty
      @Mute_C1ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      T. Dee which is why they suck

    • @stacycunningham9995
      @stacycunningham9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the squeaky joint gets the oil

    • @LunarStrike
      @LunarStrike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T. Dee maybe we’re not harassing enough

  • @ethansantiago155
    @ethansantiago155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12530

    "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    Protest in a nutshell

    • @tonyvu3235
      @tonyvu3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ethan Santiago the more you know

    • @crudecube
      @crudecube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
      Ah fuck it, it's the internet

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I mean, he isn't wrong

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crudecube Notifications.

    • @anthonypolk18
      @anthonypolk18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Tell that to the Chinese

  • @nostopit179
    @nostopit179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6847

    “Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

    • @fortepiano1196
      @fortepiano1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ye

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mrwtfwhy tbh

    • @hammarr
      @hammarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

    • @Kaleun14
      @Kaleun14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

  • @ginodicarlo5006
    @ginodicarlo5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "Mmm, big ears"
    I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes

  • @nateblake6688
    @nateblake6688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    Teacher: what’s so funny?
    Me: nothing
    My head: BiG EaRs

    • @harper8842
      @harper8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      hRm biG eArs

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hrm bigge eers,.

    • @nathanbray8145
      @nathanbray8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    4:25
    "Say, you ever look at regular mouse traps and go:
    *Hm. Not enough property damage."*

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The intervention of the udder man on screen

    • @vivekpanchagnula815
      @vivekpanchagnula815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'd understand why you made the comment if you at least put some sort of response. An emoji or an acronym, something at all. You're literally repeating what he said. Literally nothing is added. In fact, text loses the tone and all that so this is even worse.

    • @colossal4962
      @colossal4962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He made text bold

    • @anthill1303
      @anthill1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blarkey the amount of sarcasm you put into one sentence is just beautiful

    • @evanbright6105
      @evanbright6105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cockroach claymore

  • @beetlejess7997
    @beetlejess7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made

  • @feffermickel
    @feffermickel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “Mmm, big ears”
    I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

  • @felippe185
    @felippe185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God bless you brutha

    • @iamaraven8657
      @iamaraven8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bless you

    • @dennist8475
      @dennist8475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fuck you

    • @PlayingGilly
      @PlayingGilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Sam says, with great harassment...

    • @dapenguin4637
      @dapenguin4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?

  • @santiagobustos7579
    @santiagobustos7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2186

    At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

    • @idtolani
      @idtolani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

    • @clarimm6675
      @clarimm6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

    • @saso5096
      @saso5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chruhmlauf

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      MEIN GOTT

    • @UnknownMercy6
      @UnknownMercy6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      M E I N G O T T

  • @ianb4619
    @ianb4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    3:21 school gym floors be like:

  • @gummydummy2489
    @gummydummy2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
    Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The one where we weren't one of the bad guys.

    • @wut_birbowo6166
      @wut_birbowo6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GummyDummy 200 like uwu

    • @josephine1468
      @josephine1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically he'd have to be over 200 years old.

    • @thevoidbroadcast2127
      @thevoidbroadcast2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRITZ005 I think you over estimate how long ago as2 was

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carewolf what?

  • @myleschassereau6743
    @myleschassereau6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36429

    Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

      Try harder

    • @Boggelsworth
      @Boggelsworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Sako that’s what she said... yet again

  • @cat_soup
    @cat_soup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    "Honey. The Cage fell off again."
    "At least timmy was not in there right?"
    "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

    The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

    • @M_4C4z
      @M_4C4z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hümlaaoof 3:45

    • @karmadoesmore1644
      @karmadoesmore1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      хумлаоф

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rummlauf

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GreedyOrange adolfus

  • @_-_sinexus_-_
    @_-_sinexus_-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    When that horse-train goes down a hill ankles are gonna break.

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am your first subscriber

    • @marreco6347
      @marreco6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats why we brought mouse revolver traps along

    • @trolloler5954
      @trolloler5954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am your second subscrobervf8zjusjkweakadi 2

  • @adamthj
    @adamthj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4464

    I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It doesn't say hey kids

    • @devinlabuda5713
      @devinlabuda5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      You should wear one with your face on it.

    • @face9526
      @face9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hmmmm, big ears

    • @ThebaldZ
      @ThebaldZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Especially if it has his face on it

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

  • @I_got_here
    @I_got_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5370

    Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      as an american i can confirm

    • @rex208
      @rex208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Need more dakka

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I heard its pretty similar to the way the mafia deal with rats

    • @cosmicpaul8238
      @cosmicpaul8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      mouce

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    "This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

  • @hefhef54321
    @hefhef54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    "Brought to you by the guys who made the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore"
    Got a tell you man, I tried the second one in my kitchen and boy did it work. I kept using it till I ran out of kitchen
    Edit: Wow!!! Thanks for the likes you guys!

    • @MahdiShibly
      @MahdiShibly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How many kitchen do you have?

    • @hefhef54321
      @hefhef54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MahdiShibly Now, no kitchen at all. Which 100% fixed my roach problem

    • @nutmegmachine218
      @nutmegmachine218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a cockroach problem? Just burn your house down!

    • @memistcentral2044
      @memistcentral2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nutmegmachine218 just use ammonia and gays

  • @austingross8191
    @austingross8191 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Will never get over the fact that Taco Bell stole Sam’s “Cheese-them” idea

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    _“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
    I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

    • @therubywaffle165
      @therubywaffle165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i thought those were merely suggestions.

    • @airconditioning1113
      @airconditioning1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This explains slavery.

    • @Svuem
      @Svuem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn. A funny youtube comment... Haven't seen those in a while

    • @tacoman_yomama8569
      @tacoman_yomama8569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

  • @Marvi5962
    @Marvi5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    2016: Miscellaneous Mondays
    2019: *NOT ENOUGH PROPERTY DAMAGE*

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5624

    Anyone else just binging his videos, waiting for the glorious day of his return?
    Edit: I've had more than 30 replies telling me he's back. I know he's back, I saw the video like 10 minutes after it came out. All glory to his return and all, but please stop spamming me.

    • @terrell2703
      @terrell2703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah

    • @GDouble3K
      @GDouble3K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      First time I've heard of him

    • @jamesedghill3726
      @jamesedghill3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As it was prophetized

    • @autumn2111
      @autumn2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yes, i just discovered his videos yesterday and now i’m addicted

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "aw, how heartburning!"
    -sam o'nella

  • @rampagebros3533
    @rampagebros3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    2:50 I'm going to screenshot this bit and post it everywhere I can with no context

    • @snorkfroken7056
      @snorkfroken7056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rampage bros it kinda looks like a depressed condom if you ask me..

    • @octopusyogurt1883
      @octopusyogurt1883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please do!

    • @Furko08
      @Furko08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea, will do now

    • @Gabiyi
      @Gabiyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about this one 4:53

    • @oliviaj9060
      @oliviaj9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Out of context Sam” on the reddit page

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    “With enough harassment, you can get anything done”
    *He predicted the sonic movie*

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They had it coming

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True

    • @angie-zu5rs
      @angie-zu5rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69

    • @tkam54
      @tkam54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.

    • @gaberottet8448
      @gaberottet8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.

  • @maagic2031
    @maagic2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    2:58 is probably a top 3 Sam O'Nella line. Never fails to leave me in stitches

    • @REKTBIXCH
      @REKTBIXCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Check whats in his forehead😂😂3:22

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not Swiss miss instant piss

    • @idiotgame1026
      @idiotgame1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me it was 1:37

  • @TehRealMattyA
    @TehRealMattyA ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

  • @crunchyalfredo2985
    @crunchyalfredo2985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    All I know after watching this is that I want a Cheez-Them

    • @RedBoi88
      @RedBoi88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want the udder

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheez-Thems will probably just be two of the regular ones taped together.

    • @whocaresimdead7474
      @whocaresimdead7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AMF3613 scotch tape or duct tape?

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VVh0_c4r35_ 1nn_c134c1 Flex tape

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Soviet anthem plays*

  • @asajjy
    @asajjy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    tfw No matter how much you enhance/reduce your various facial features
    You will never feel Sam O'Nella's gentle touch as he mesmerizes you with quirky history
    '^'

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He can still give you a hot steamy load of knowledge

    • @G89211
      @G89211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      '^'
      GET BOOM'D BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMER

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3797

    "And they said "M E I N G O T T""

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
    Me: Please please please come back!

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    He’s genuinely one of the few underrated af but funny af utubers I know

    • @MrPaul-dk5xk
      @MrPaul-dk5xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're god damn right

    • @duckoofwisdom6696
      @duckoofwisdom6696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      >Underrated
      >1.4 Million subscribers

    • @RoboThot711
      @RoboThot711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@duckoofwisdom6696 he deserves 10 million though

    • @coochiesniffer1738
      @coochiesniffer1738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love uber and tube

    • @Perpetratorn
      @Perpetratorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same comments every video 😂

  • @firen777
    @firen777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5243

    Tom and Jerry: exists
    Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

  • @scyra9997
    @scyra9997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *HA'S U'S SUX'S*

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik but I still want it

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey kid

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@f4andrew7
      TH-cam : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence

    • @michaelmalloy6231
      @michaelmalloy6231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will protect you

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

  • @butterconq182
    @butterconq182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM
    Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro

    • @Terra_Incognita115
      @Terra_Incognita115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      >Implying that Stalin is in Hell

    • @alexxxjk7809
      @alexxxjk7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @DoubleFailMech
      >Implying there is more than one Stalin

    • @GHOSTOFONYX10
      @GHOSTOFONYX10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      >implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *we'll drink to that

  • @frigidguyy6316
    @frigidguyy6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    According to TH-cam’s auto-generated captions “moron” is a swear word.

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@DirtyBottomsPottery maybe some people shouldn't have free speech, and thanks to you for making me realize this!

    • @TRDario
      @TRDario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@@AJ-vs3yz Ah, so cenaorship is fine if you don't like their opinion? That is quite alarming, cause that's exactly what dictatorships do too. I don't condone hate crime and racism in any way, but freedom of speech is just like that sometimes, it can hurt.
      (not trying to defend what the other guy said by the way)

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TRDario yes, my bad, I really shouldn't have phrased it that way, but his words and inclusion of my home country in such a bad light wasn't very nice when India was not mentioned, nor hinted towards in any way in the original content or comment

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TRDario Maybe "The thing you said was extremely racist" would be a better phrasing of my thoughts

    • @TRDario
      @TRDario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AJ-vs3yz Ah, now that you explained it is actually completely reasonable. My bad for jumping to conclusions

  • @duality6918
    @duality6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    Fact of the day: the average horse has about 15-16 horsepower.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Nani the fuck

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      My thoughts exactly

    • @hiwaga7399
      @hiwaga7399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      So not only is the horse power a lie, but that thing on 5:08 also _reduces_ total productivity from your horses.

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure that horsepower's _original_ definition was the average speed a horse can go across 24 hours, so it makes sense that the peak speed would be much higher.

    • @blob8252
      @blob8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anonymous-73 sonofabitch
      Stole my line

  • @legitspaghettinoodle5589
    @legitspaghettinoodle5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

  • @gluteusmaximus8881
    @gluteusmaximus8881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "With enough harassment, you can achieve anything!" Truly words you should live by

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    “Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them”
    *KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Many cheez-itz*

    • @trod146
      @trod146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*

    • @jlamb6919
      @jlamb6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's the kids

  • @calvingaster
    @calvingaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "You ever look at a mouse trap and think 'hm...not enough property damage'? Introducing the revolver mousetrap. From the makers of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore."
    I swear I lost my entire mind fur a solid minute from lack of oxygen because I was laughing so hard.

    • @Adenfall
      @Adenfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was hilarious, I didn't seen it coming but it was awesome

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read mind as mud lol

    • @vladimirsrdija9378
      @vladimirsrdija9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahh

    • @thedragonofcanada6659
      @thedragonofcanada6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just like the pug

    • @komerka35
      @komerka35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shawn Wood tested that trap, but the gun was not loaded though for you know, safety and stuff

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "aw, how heart burning."
    fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.

  • @angelcake13p
    @angelcake13p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Don't you ever stop what you're doing. Please for the love of God do not stop. Your content is priceless and will forever go into my repertoire of obscure references and carefully artiqulated jokes. Thank you.

    • @angelcake13p
      @angelcake13p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dragonias6725 oops 🤷

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelcake13p 😂😂😂 I also commented this at like 12 at night, so my mind was extra dirty for some reason

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonias6725 lol

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragonias6725 cause it's 12 gotta beat that meat

  • @mafia0and0stuff
    @mafia0and0stuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Literally looked at your channel yesterday and thought that you haven't posted in a while.

  • @ronanzaletel6517
    @ronanzaletel6517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    “Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
    That made me laugh so hard
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant have nicotine without oxygen
      ;)
      I really hope im right

    • @RealestSteve6969
      @RealestSteve6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its all true

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TeamHansen19
      I mean cause it comes from plants
      ...right?

  • @matthewpickin1043
    @matthewpickin1043 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m tryna take a shit watching this but I keep laughing and it keeps going back up

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Austin is very proud of its “moon towers.” At least one of them is still standing.

    • @zachinthehat1707
      @zachinthehat1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gary Cooper Id be proud if my city had those, they're dope as hell

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the moontower comedy festival does draw some pretty big names.

    • @axodouble2643
      @axodouble2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      200th like

    • @royceabshire2453
      @royceabshire2453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are frackin massive!

  • @firstname2563
    @firstname2563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Hey Sam, why don't you do a video about mad Roman Emperors like Nero and Caligula?

    • @CptCh4os
      @CptCh4os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is two Agrippinas around that age that made GoT look like a Kindergarten

    • @jakeman3659
      @jakeman3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First Name I would love to see a vid about this

    • @littlechungus7067
      @littlechungus7067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umu

    • @adrenalinevan
      @adrenalinevan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Talk about Titus's little nibblers

    • @ot8051
      @ot8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Commodus

  • @joshbruning7808
    @joshbruning7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The fact that his merch plug is only 15 seconds long makes me want to buy it even more

  • @MrMeepMeep1234
    @MrMeepMeep1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Miss this guy

  • @THEEDGEOFTHEEARTH
    @THEEDGEOFTHEEARTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    I love how you specified that the Germans sat down before watching that Tom and Jerry episode, as if it was impossible for them to watch it whilst standing up

    • @randomcarbonaccumulation6478
      @randomcarbonaccumulation6478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Aufgrund des erhöhten Verletzungsrisikos ist für das Konsumieren von Unterhaltungsfilmen eine Sitzhaltung einzunehmen. BGB §1536, Absatz 3.

    • @fud0628
      @fud0628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I mean.. Why the hell would you watch a movie while standing?

    • @tamozsenpai7896
      @tamozsenpai7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      it’ll be a cold day in hell before i stand up while watching a cartoon

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's impossible to comprehend Tom and Jerry while standing

    • @Knosferatu
      @Knosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why would you watch anything standing up?

  • @sammyjoco2904
    @sammyjoco2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    That moonlight tower is literally in front of my school

    • @minifridge8315
      @minifridge8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Very cool

    • @Tr4sh_can34
      @Tr4sh_can34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      All the light from the moon with all the vision damage from the sun

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aight im gonna drop lit bags of earwax on cars passing by, thanks

    • @cwmd7651
      @cwmd7651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How to dox yourself 101

    • @Amateur0Visionary
      @Amateur0Visionary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it really? Is it literally in front of your school as opposed to being figuratively in front of your school?
      What a cool kid you are, literally misusing the word "literally" awesome.

  • @RIFLQ
    @RIFLQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    You see those soldiers from Germany? They've got curved barrels. Curved. Barrels.

    • @resilientlemon1302
      @resilientlemon1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *sheds a single tear*
      The game lives on.

    • @Local_Skinwalker
      @Local_Skinwalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always wondered my barrel leaned a little to the right.

    • @priscillatackie6408
      @priscillatackie6408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badass

    • @ackyducc5040
      @ackyducc5040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i never got why the guards got so weirded out by curved swords

    • @__-gh6kg
      @__-gh6kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to be a trench fighter like you, until I took a bullet from my gun to the knee.

  • @zacharywalker9516
    @zacharywalker9516 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was almost in tears when he did the mouse trap with the pistol. His writing is genius

  • @andrearobyn3701
    @andrearobyn3701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "the Great War and the Not-As-Great-but-Still-Alright War"
    *phenomonal*

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      edgy A F

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pheromonal

    • @ezakustam
      @ezakustam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WWI was one of the most brutal wars in modern history and completely avoidable. WWII was one of the most necessary and just wars in modern history. It was a funny joke, but really irresponsible. Especially these days.
      th-cam.com/video/PqYNDnw5gxY/w-d-xo.html

    • @loveanimals-0197
      @loveanimals-0197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copied from Karl Pilkington

  • @JNCHustles
    @JNCHustles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    you know what’s more important than oxygen?
    *nicotine.*

    • @ALH02
      @ALH02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      JamezzGamezzz highschoolers with juuls b like

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I, as a Nico, can confirm this!

    • @cypriotfox8354
      @cypriotfox8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What’s more important than nicotine??? Amphetamines

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect

    • @player1ready664
      @player1ready664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CBD

  • @protestjvjv2meepmeep914
    @protestjvjv2meepmeep914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "now, when you hear a gunshot in the middle of the night, you can rest easy knowing that one way or the other. There's one less pest for you to deal with in the morning."
    *HA*

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acidic Fallout yep. That epidemic is caused by most kids being on medication that says right on the bottle that it causes worsening depression, agression, hostility, etc. They should be shooting the shrinks instead of each other, but kids are too stupid to figure that out.

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Succi has a point here

    • @xerthetvaoan
      @xerthetvaoan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf

    • @deltapoint2610
      @deltapoint2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get these school shooting jokes. Must be aimed at a younger audience

    • @xerthetvaoan
      @xerthetvaoan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deltapoint2610 it's not a school shooting joke. It's just a joke. Had nothing to do with school shootings. I think it was more of a suicide joke or something

  • @chokinghazard2942
    @chokinghazard2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His “falling out of style” drawing killed me

  • @Dutch09
    @Dutch09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Say you ever look at regular mouse traps and go: “hmmmm, not enough property damage”

  • @Detahramet
    @Detahramet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    0:45 So, turns out, Pizza hut is literally selling Cheez-Them.
    Its a giant cheese stuffed cheez-it that like, a 6 inch square.

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thanks I hate it

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd eat it

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danatronics
      EXCUUUUUSSSSEEEEEE ME PRINCESS
      YOU TELLIN ME YOU WOULDN’T TRY THIS CHEESY GOODNESS?

    • @sqeak6317
      @sqeak6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FestiveRocket its a mistake, against God's creation

    • @memelgaming
      @memelgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve had one. It tastes like blended up heaven

  • @emmanewell5871
    @emmanewell5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “Somebody better air out that musty muskrat before grandma starts drooping again”
    -Sam O’Nella

  • @gamebox3254
    @gamebox3254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.