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  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    "That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
    .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of TH-cam. But then again. Check out this JPEG

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

    • @masonvandenbrink3316
      @masonvandenbrink3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      birds of prey trailer

  • @wd4045
    @wd4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18311

    "Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

    • @needforfumo
      @needforfumo ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
      When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
      When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
      And down will come baby, cradle and all
      Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
      Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
      Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20380

    Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
    *I like it*

    • @jacobplata
      @jacobplata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      9/10 video

    • @dominic2009
      @dominic2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      BeetleBubz he’s innovating

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i say not disturbing enough

    • @raisinman1870
      @raisinman1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*

  • @KazumaDesuwa
    @KazumaDesuwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    “With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
    - Sam O'Nella 2019

    • @toaster0roaster880
      @toaster0roaster880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That statement is unfortunately true...

    • @reformer1073
      @reformer1073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Would this apply to EA games?

    • @Mute_C1ty
      @Mute_C1ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      T. Dee which is why they suck

    • @stacycunningham9995
      @stacycunningham9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the squeaky joint gets the oil

    • @LunarStrike
      @LunarStrike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T. Dee maybe we’re not harassing enough

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz ปีที่แล้ว +78

      it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      *Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

  • @XenithsPsyche
    @XenithsPsyche ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it lives in my mind rent free
      i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

  • @santiagobustos7579
    @santiagobustos7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

    • @idtolani
      @idtolani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

    • @clarimm6675
      @clarimm6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

    • @saso5096
      @saso5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chruhmlauf

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      MEIN GOTT

    • @GRAVEHEART453
      @GRAVEHEART453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      M E I N G O T T

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3785

    A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Mauro Molinero i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Mauro Molinero what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

    • @dlelfe3
      @dlelfe3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over TH-cam comment section. That's my favorite part

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dlelfe3 bro right back at you

    • @jim2075
      @jim2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mauro Molinero Yeah that was no definitely not funny

  • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
    @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Athefumen

    • @human0514
      @human0514 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut kid

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @thepoweroftheweed2215
      @thepoweroftheweed2215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    "Yo, you got a lighter?"
    "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Aw, so heartburning.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vykx88 that's not correct...

    • @ThingsUploadedbyMe33
      @ThingsUploadedbyMe33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that you E? From DCenter?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4253

    “Horse to be beckoned.”
    “Force to be reckoned.”
    This has no right being so clever.

  • @onelobster8623
    @onelobster8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I’m far superior to many shrimp

    • @Zawaito
      @Zawaito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dis you make a whole new account for this?

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      But not 8,622 other lobsters, apparently

    • @user-px7tg8bb2y
      @user-px7tg8bb2y 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Holy shit

  • @EleqtroFruit
    @EleqtroFruit ปีที่แล้ว +75

    00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    That aged like *fine* wine

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    _“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
    I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

    • @therubywaffle165
      @therubywaffle165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i thought those were merely suggestions.

    • @airconditioning1113
      @airconditioning1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This explains slavery.

    • @Svuem
      @Svuem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn. A funny youtube comment... Haven't seen those in a while

    • @tacoman_yomama8569
      @tacoman_yomama8569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
    The power of your subscribers really is something.

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DavionX13 found the shill account

    • @ballsligmer5572
      @ballsligmer5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

    • @sib113
      @sib113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

  • @SpaZmaticP90
    @SpaZmaticP90 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

  • @irisl8538
    @irisl8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
    “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We just call them moon towers in Austin

    • @clawspider6305
      @clawspider6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rules of souls game:
      1. don't pass mirrows in dark
      2. Dont leave doors open during night
      3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
      Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
      I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

    • @dudelove94
      @dudelove94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

  • @felippe185
    @felippe185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God bless you brutha

    • @iamaraven8657
      @iamaraven8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bless you

    • @dennist8475
      @dennist8475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fuck you

    • @PlayingGilly
      @PlayingGilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Sam says, with great harassment...

    • @dapenguin4637
      @dapenguin4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

  • @cumslinger9002
    @cumslinger9002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:36 is easily my favorite clip of Sam O’nella especially out of context

  • @spookydoggo_
    @spookydoggo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I lost my shit when i read your comment

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2:34

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

    • @ilovemajesticbeasts7363
      @ilovemajesticbeasts7363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you find your shit after

  • @ashwinnaidoo796
    @ashwinnaidoo796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13648

    I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

    • @bls7879
      @bls7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

    • @mitmatgames604
      @mitmatgames604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      @@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I will give him my parents

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Washiul Alam Shohan
      what’s his Reddit?

  • @ianb4619
    @ianb4619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    3:21 school gym floors be like:

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "aw, how heartburning!"
    -sam o'nella

  • @tameus2796
    @tameus2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7487

    I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

    • @Tommydawg-8187
      @Tommydawg-8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

    • @ratman9292
      @ratman9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are our pfp twins

    • @tameus2796
      @tameus2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ratman9292 guess you could call us lost kins

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @AD_RC
      @AD_RC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      my favorite is "aaw how heartburning"

  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23269

    It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
    Me: Please please please come back!

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

  • @clairephillips3188
    @clairephillips3188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

    • @bickle8911
      @bickle8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when does he say that

    • @Jergy2
      @Jergy2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

  • @tropicalsadness2407
    @tropicalsadness2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13466

    Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

  • @gamebox3254
    @gamebox3254 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.

  • @TehRealMattyA
    @TehRealMattyA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

  • @feffermickel
    @feffermickel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    “Mmm, big ears”
    I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

  • @cat_soup
    @cat_soup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    "Honey. The Cage fell off again."
    "At least timmy was not in there right?"
    "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

  • @MindOfFish
    @MindOfFish 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:34 is the same vibes as "why are you baking at 425 degrees for 20 minutes when you can bake at 8500 degrees for 1 minute?"

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Franklin Roosevelt, when asked why he used a cigarette holder, purportedly replied "My doctor wants me to stay as far away from smoking as possible."

  • @spookem6610
    @spookem6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    “Mmm, Big Ears!”
    - Wise man probably

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6526

    "Aw, how heart-burning"

    • @XMANIAFLYYY
      @XMANIAFLYYY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol

    • @uranus9349
      @uranus9349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      101

    • @Krisxx8_
      @Krisxx8_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@uranus9349 you're not funny at all

    • @Matchlatch
      @Matchlatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8562

    • @Matchlatch
      @Matchlatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

  • @cynthmcdonalds
    @cynthmcdonalds ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching.
    *finds out he left the channel:*

  • @bendthemrsover1
    @bendthemrsover1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like your videos! thank you for doing these!

  • @myleschassereau6743
    @myleschassereau6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35616

    Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

      Try harder

    • @Boggelsworth
      @Boggelsworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Sako that’s what she said... yet again

  • @nateblake6688
    @nateblake6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Teacher: what’s so funny?
    Me: nothing
    My head: BiG EaRs

    • @harper8842
      @harper8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      hRm biG eArs

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hrm bigge eers,.

    • @nathanbray8145
      @nathanbray8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "aw, how heart burning."
    fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.

  • @hefhef54321
    @hefhef54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    "Brought to you by the guys who made the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore"
    Got a tell you man, I tried the second one in my kitchen and boy did it work. I kept using it till I ran out of kitchen
    Edit: Wow!!! Thanks for the likes you guys!

    • @MahdiShibly
      @MahdiShibly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How many kitchen do you have?

    • @hefhef54321
      @hefhef54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MahdiShibly Now, no kitchen at all. Which 100% fixed my roach problem

    • @nutmegmachine218
      @nutmegmachine218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a cockroach problem? Just burn your house down!

    • @memistcentral2044
      @memistcentral2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nutmegmachine218 just use ammonia and gays

  • @ronanzaletel6517
    @ronanzaletel6517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    “Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
    That made me laugh so hard
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant have nicotine without oxygen
      ;)
      I really hope im right

    • @RealestSteve6969
      @RealestSteve6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its all true

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TeamHansen19
      I mean cause it comes from plants
      ...right?

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam Onella, one of the greatest providers on You Tube! Thank you so much.

  • @chokinghazard2942
    @chokinghazard2942 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His “falling out of style” drawing killed me

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21575

    I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

    • @CompletelyNormalHuman
      @CompletelyNormalHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

      Sam is basically God, so it makes sense.

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

      @@CompletelyNormalHuman makes sense god left us awhile ago so why shouldn’t Sam

    • @sumbiggy7916
      @sumbiggy7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@comrade8185 ohhh burn

    • @superguy5113
      @superguy5113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What else would he call them.

    • @americancountryball2077
      @americancountryball2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@comrade8185 L

  • @ginodicarlo5006
    @ginodicarlo5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "Mmm, big ears"
    I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes

  • @matthewpickin1043
    @matthewpickin1043 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m tryna take a shit watching this but I keep laughing and it keeps going back up

  • @crinkly.love-stick
    @crinkly.love-stick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A hollowed out pickle, full of lucky charms? Keep that dillwhole, stuff it full of cereal milk, shove a stick up in there, and freeze it.
    Voila! A tasty treat that's guaranteed to get you removed from public places! Perfect for the beach, grandma's funeral, wherever

  • @scotttenamen5027
    @scotttenamen5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4040

    The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
    Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

    • @ghplayer9228
      @ghplayer9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Legal"

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      ... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

  • @gummydummy2489
    @gummydummy2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
    Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The one where we weren't one of the bad guys.

    • @wut_birbowo6166
      @wut_birbowo6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GummyDummy 200 like uwu

    • @josephine1468
      @josephine1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically he'd have to be over 200 years old.

    • @thevoidbroadcast2127
      @thevoidbroadcast2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRITZ005 I think you over estimate how long ago as2 was

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carewolf what?

  • @Brad-iq1eu
    @Brad-iq1eu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sometimes i really cant look at the drawings. Hilarious

  • @TheMrNugget
    @TheMrNugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We miss you Sam

  • @calebrose740
    @calebrose740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2550

    2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

    • @michaelwayland695
      @michaelwayland695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

    • @sadcat747
      @sadcat747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I mean it's sam.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sadcat747 Fair enough

    • @brycehale7597
      @brycehale7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

  • @scyra9997
    @scyra9997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *HA'S U'S SUX'S*

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik but I still want it

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey kid

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@f4andrew7
      TH-cam : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence

    • @michaelmalloy6231
      @michaelmalloy6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will protect you

  • @zFreacker
    @zFreacker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: The krummlauf was used to defend tanks from close by enemy troops while still being inside the tank. It didn't even matter that the rounds exploded because that basically turned the gun into a semi or fully automatic shotgun which was even more effective.

  • @adamthj
    @adamthj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4458

    I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It doesn't say hey kids

    • @devinlabuda5713
      @devinlabuda5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      You should wear one with your face on it.

    • @face9526
      @face9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hmmmm, big ears

    • @ThebaldZ
      @ThebaldZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Especially if it has his face on it

  • @emiliano6645
    @emiliano6645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

    • @catdogfishdogcats
      @catdogfishdogcats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is Sanity

    • @2OO1HondaCivic
      @2OO1HondaCivic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Samity

    • @lazilypunctual2863
      @lazilypunctual2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      EL Hermano del Tornado Valdivia it’s a journey we are all watching him go through

  • @thebestfishinthesea
    @thebestfishinthesea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam keeps making me laugh. I had dental surgery yesterday and I keep hurting myself because I’m laughing. FKK HELP. MY MOUTH HURTS.

  • @jasminerichardson4475
    @jasminerichardson4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I miss his content so much😭

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3797

    "And they said "M E I N G O T T""

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7048

    fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

    • @salmontube1691
      @salmontube1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Do you mean the 42?

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
      I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It isn't a gun, though.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

  • @thespecialduck5030
    @thespecialduck5030 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    come back we miss you

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    "This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

  • @JNCHustles
    @JNCHustles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    you know what’s more important than oxygen?
    *nicotine.*

    • @ALH02
      @ALH02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      JamezzGamezzz highschoolers with juuls b like

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I, as a Nico, can confirm this!

    • @cypriotfox8354
      @cypriotfox8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What’s more important than nicotine??? Amphetamines

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect

    • @player1ready664
      @player1ready664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CBD

  • @legitspaghettinoodle5589
    @legitspaghettinoodle5589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

  • @maxhax-xb7ue
    @maxhax-xb7ue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always thought your videos were stupid but I never watched them. Damn you are actually funny af dude. And now I love your videos.great work!

  • @keithnicolas3097
    @keithnicolas3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3107

    " *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
    It sure worked for me

  • @crunchyalfredo2985
    @crunchyalfredo2985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    All I know after watching this is that I want a Cheez-Them

    • @RedBoi1337
      @RedBoi1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want the udder

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheez-Thems will probably just be two of the regular ones taped together.

    • @whocaresimdead7474
      @whocaresimdead7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AMF3613 scotch tape or duct tape?

    • @AMF3613
      @AMF3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VVh0_c4r35_ 1nn_c134c1 Flex tape

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Soviet anthem plays*

  • @jacktaylor6155
    @jacktaylor6155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss this guy

  • @Drew57720
    @Drew57720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That mouse trap would make me shit myself every time it went off. I wouldn’t survive a week before having a heart attack at 2 in the morning.

  • @Marvi5962
    @Marvi5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    2016: Miscellaneous Mondays
    2019: *NOT ENOUGH PROPERTY DAMAGE*

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    “Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them”
    *KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Many cheez-itz*

    • @trod146
      @trod146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*

    • @jlamb6919
      @jlamb6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's the kids

  • @billbirdson7623
    @billbirdson7623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “One of the Pep Boys is pulling a Spanish Inquisition” I’m dying

  • @austenquahjinyibpps7825
    @austenquahjinyibpps7825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''With enough harassment, you can achieve anything...''
    My friend: "You are an exception"
    Me: " Lsten here you little..."

  • @firen777
    @firen777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5245

    Tom and Jerry: exists
    Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

  • @almosteducatedmf8352
    @almosteducatedmf8352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6731

    Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
    Let’s hope he continues

  • @juke9674
    @juke9674 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like that "Krummlauf" literally 1:1 translates to "bent barrel"

  • @adrianabarria6538
    @adrianabarria6538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On my montly re-binging of Sam's videos, I noticed here at the end that the logo of "curiosity stream" looks very much like that double cigarrete sharing device shown just before the sponsored spot, and I won't be able to unsee it now.

  • @nostopit179
    @nostopit179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6846

    “Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

    • @fortepiano1196
      @fortepiano1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ye

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mrwtfwhy tbh

    • @hammarr
      @hammarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

    • @Kaleun14
      @Kaleun14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

  • @_-_sinexus_-_
    @_-_sinexus_-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    When that horse-train goes down a hill ankles are gonna break.

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am your first subscriber

    • @marreco6347
      @marreco6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats why we brought mouse revolver traps along

    • @trolloler5954
      @trolloler5954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am your second subscrobervf8zjusjkweakadi 2

  • @Mike-eo5jk
    @Mike-eo5jk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny shit, Sam. Thanks for the laugh and info! Keep it up!

  • @zacharywalker9516
    @zacharywalker9516 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was almost in tears when he did the mouse trap with the pistol. His writing is genius

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

    • @M_4C4z
      @M_4C4z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hümlaaoof 3:45

    • @karmadoesmore1644
      @karmadoesmore1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      хумлаоф

    • @sentrygun9978
      @sentrygun9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rummlauf

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GreedyOrange adolfus

  • @butterconq182
    @butterconq182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM
    Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro

    • @Terra_Incognita115
      @Terra_Incognita115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      >Implying that Stalin is in Hell

    • @alexxxjk7809
      @alexxxjk7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @DoubleFailMech
      >Implying there is more than one Stalin

    • @GHOSTOFONYX10
      @GHOSTOFONYX10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      >implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *we'll drink to that

  • @kingchris1928
    @kingchris1928 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The revolver mousetrap had me on the floor laughing 😂

  • @bonkaddicct8620
    @bonkaddicct8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another thing the Beauty Micrometer is good for, is making your Dark Souls character look precisely like you.

  • @penis_theif
    @penis_theif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    WWI, 9/10: Cool Bayonet charges and funny looking Tanks and Guns.
    WWII, 6/10: Overrated and France fell early for some reason.

    • @penis_theif
      @penis_theif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dont think about a France Surrender Meme you cucc

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also the war dragging out in the pacific for like 4 months after Germany surrendered left me hanging for too long and dropping two really powerful bombs on two barely relevant cities instead of Tokyo & Kyoto really felt anticlimactic.

    • @1PageAtATime
      @1PageAtATime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anyone trying to invade Russia: I don’t see any Russians just snow
      The snow:starts talking
      Why do I hear boss music?

    • @batmangovno
      @batmangovno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I disagree, the starvation during the Siege of Stalingrad was pretty sick imo. Should bring the score a couple points.

    • @penis_theif
      @penis_theif 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, Starvation of Stalingrad was alright. Moscow was also ok

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    “With enough harassment, you can get anything done”
    *He predicted the sonic movie*

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They had it coming

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True

    • @angie-zu5rs
      @angie-zu5rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69

    • @tkam54
      @tkam54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.

    • @gaberottet8448
      @gaberottet8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.

  • @FloodlightGamingReal
    @FloodlightGamingReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he just put the kruumlauf on his old ak drawing instead of, i dunno, *an StG-44*

  • @paj5529
    @paj5529 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Beauty Micrometer" yeah sorry sam no fooling me here thats clearly a Skullcrusher

  • @ethansantiago155
    @ethansantiago155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12541

    "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    Protest in a nutshell

    • @tonyvu3235
      @tonyvu3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ethan Santiago the more you know

    • @crudecube
      @crudecube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
      Ah fuck it, it's the internet

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I mean, he isn't wrong

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crudecube Notifications.

    • @anthonypolk18
      @anthonypolk18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Tell that to the Chinese

  • @I_got_here
    @I_got_here 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5369

    Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      as an american i can confirm

    • @rex208
      @rex208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Need more dakka

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I heard its pretty similar to the way the mafia deal with rats

    • @cosmicpaul8238
      @cosmicpaul8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      mouce