2018 Volkswagen Golf R: Regular Car Reviews

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  • @starvalkyrie
    @starvalkyrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I applaud the owners bravery for showing up for an episode of RCR looking EXACTLY like a Golf R driver.

    • @orangejjay
      @orangejjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Crazy you say this ... have a neighbor who drives a Golf R ... and, yeah, he looks exactly like this but his hair goes down slightly past his shoulders and he's only slightly less fat.

    • @Lemont321989
      @Lemont321989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... and ofc they're from NJ

  • @jamesherkenhoff6088
    @jamesherkenhoff6088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    If you don’t have a novelty German license plate, is it really a golf R?

    • @RegularCars
      @RegularCars  5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      HA

    • @peperclipproduction
      @peperclipproduction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@RegularCars DƎADPÖÖL

    • @dividad1
      @dividad1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I had one on my Jetta when I was 17
      EURÖNÄTE

    • @MyNameIsNidos
      @MyNameIsNidos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone in my town has “HER DüB” on it. Yikes

    • @hardcorehardo
      @hardcorehardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As a German I really don't get why Americans do that. US plates look much better in my opinion

  • @stevangucu522
    @stevangucu522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    R e g u l a r w a v e

  • @rmistry123
    @rmistry123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "The tendency to rent out head space to crappy tenants."
    Wow.

    • @jeldibye
      @jeldibye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was actually a Roman quote from one of their podcasts :D

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a really good metaphor. I have to remember that one.

    • @Cellinator
      @Cellinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that’s really powerful

  • @Bahraini_Carguy
    @Bahraini_Carguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I love how RCR Reviews usually features a car review, dirty jokes and serious life lessons in a single review.

    • @fprintf
      @fprintf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dirty cars too. Don't people care enough about their cars to wash them first? I don't care if it is winter, take some pride in your vehicle!

    • @E_tiBEAMERBOY
      @E_tiBEAMERBOY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ruthlessnoodle Can't relate I send this RC to my friends 25/8

    • @mrkingkong2013
      @mrkingkong2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fprintf mr. regular says he wants peoples cars to look as regular as they are normally, so when people ask him whether to wash or clean out their cars he says not to.

    • @weir-t7y
      @weir-t7y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fprintf yeah I always want to make sure my car is spotless when mr .regular is talking about rectal exams

    • @ellisjackson3355
      @ellisjackson3355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fprintf especially if one lives in the rust area of the US... Wash it to keep the salt off geeze...

  • @thereve
    @thereve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    I hope that owner just forgot his fedora today

    • @therightnuke
      @therightnuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      thereve its actually proven that gamers have a better sex drive

    • @SniperZaku
      @SniperZaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. Perfect

    • @footbalr074
      @footbalr074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@therightnuke Source?

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@therightnuke did you just assume his activity preference based on his headwear preferences????????

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      3:03 nah it's right there

  • @NothingTooSpiffy
    @NothingTooSpiffy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    These videos make it worth working night shift

    • @bluekirby101
      @bluekirby101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shouldn't you be working?

    • @NothingTooSpiffy
      @NothingTooSpiffy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@bluekirby101 I'm multitasking

    • @MortalConquest
      @MortalConquest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I work nights and these are a highlight of my sundays

    • @thexdriver
      @thexdriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@bluekirby101 leave us night shifters alone.

    • @bennybop5387
      @bennybop5387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right....he posts right when I get off 🤗

  • @TheVibeOnline
    @TheVibeOnline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    You know you've stayed up too late when you see that RCR notification

    • @SnowBunneh
      @SnowBunneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or you just work at night and do college work in the late morning as psychological distancing from your parents who argue every weekend. Then after the 19 years you can remember you just want to move away to Denver, not for the weed but because the mountain plains are peaceful and full of prairie dogs owo

    • @andypre1667
      @andypre1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or you live in Europe where you can enjoy the video with your morning coffee.

    • @DisappointedScrosh
      @DisappointedScrosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're right, it's almost 3 am here.

    • @hootyhoo5922
      @hootyhoo5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snow Bunneh agreed

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ztm454 ooh look at me! I'm so edgi!!!

  • @fatpaws
    @fatpaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Credit to the car owner for rocking a skullet. Seriously Never change.

    • @graywolf4206
      @graywolf4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mullet... the original metal hair. \m/ Awesome.

  • @whatevernevermind5960
    @whatevernevermind5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    A Golf R w the wheels of a GTI looks so wrong lol.

    • @04dram04
      @04dram04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Oh that’s what it is. I couldn’t put my finger on it.

    • @N734NJ
      @N734NJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agree! Lol

    • @butt5810
      @butt5810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      actually just looks like a GTI

    • @aw614
      @aw614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      winter wheels haha

    • @spencerd.4555
      @spencerd.4555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I said the same thing at first but then figured they are just his winters

  • @RarelyReplies
    @RarelyReplies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That dude looks more Buick Regal than Golf R

  • @IronMuppet
    @IronMuppet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I drive a Golf R and I feel personally attacked by this extremely relatable content 😂☠️🤣

    • @brettcrochiere9537
      @brettcrochiere9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I too am destroyed. Going to go trade for a GTI so I don’t feel guilty from this RCR😪

  • @nemo5335
    @nemo5335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    THE R STANDS FOR RECTAL EXAM.
    Also the owner of this car looks exactly like I'd expect.

    • @MrMduchesne23
      @MrMduchesne23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Really? Majority of R owners I've met are old men looking for a sensible sports car or what regular described D bag, sound cloud artist with serious family money. The R is 10k more than a base GTI but who gets a base car anyway?

    • @TheSaxsquatch
      @TheSaxsquatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The R stands for Regal GS

    • @michaeljohn9263
      @michaeljohn9263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BAHAHAHAHA I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw his fat ass and that derp face...oh wow, bald too, with the horseshoe hair and all. I personally would have spent the 40K on my looks instead of a VW shitbox.

    • @l00tur
      @l00tur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grown ass man wearing cargo pants?

    • @nemo5335
      @nemo5335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaeljohn9263 he would have been better off getting a regular GTI and then spending the 10k difference on a hair transplant.

  • @planej6315
    @planej6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's really fun seeing these reviews as a German because the driver stereotypes are so much different in the US than here.
    A Golf R is a car that barely anyone over 30 would drive in Germany and it's considered to be pretty quick. I once had a GTI for a couple days and it felt dangerously fast to me.

    • @kristoKR-zj8oi
      @kristoKR-zj8oi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What kind of person still drives an e46 coupe or 1st gen Audi tt in Germany?

    • @prashanthpanicker2890
      @prashanthpanicker2890 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The golf r drivers Ive met are people who are too mature to be seen in an STI. They want stealth speed

    • @marcoadamberger4456
      @marcoadamberger4456 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@kristoKR-zj8oi e46 coupe. Only turkish and russian people who bumps strange aggressive music from their country with max volume. They are night active and love to wake up the neighbourhood with burnouts.
      Audi TT, Milfs or g*y dudes with long hair and a scarf.

    • @IdiotRace
      @IdiotRace 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@prashanthpanicker2890 In Europe the Golf R pretty much took the STI's role of being obnoxiously driven and also modified so that it sounds like shit.

  • @Rockport1911
    @Rockport1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Beat on it as you want, the Golf R is well rounded up car. Exacly what the Volkswagen buyer wants. 300 horses aint to bad, but where it really counts over a GTI is the AWD system...

  • @kevindennis472
    @kevindennis472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:20
    “I pooped out all my turds”
    “Why do my farts still stink?”

    • @wyattloftin106
      @wyattloftin106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously dude! The outhouse🤣

  • @waifuracer6516
    @waifuracer6516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Personally I like the way the golf balances between comfort and sport cause even tough the focus rs is quicker it is cramped, and it doesn't ride as smooth as this.

  • @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
    @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Comparing a golf r to a Buick...
    I love you RCR

    • @Chowtownpwns
      @Chowtownpwns 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamsaphina power move

    • @cnon.
      @cnon. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd rather own a Buick sleeper

    • @Chris-du7hi
      @Chris-du7hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd take a gs over that.

    • @missingremote4388
      @missingremote4388 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I raced a new Maxima and lost ( he had a rolling start ) 2008 Buick lacrosse

    • @joeyfoureyes98
      @joeyfoureyes98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      missingremote Lacrosse Super?

  • @VoxNerdula
    @VoxNerdula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is a gentleman -dragging a log- making a u-turn on a corner

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      From the inside out no less.

    • @WoodstaS
      @WoodstaS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just set the parking brake on my '03 Buick Ultra and let the rear slide around to get it over with, that way I don't hold anyone up. The Ultra has a similar turning radius to Neptune, so I have to do it more often than most.

    • @tonyus8197
      @tonyus8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WoodstaS And I prefer to do an extra mile or two to find a safe place to do that u-turn.

    • @WoodstaS
      @WoodstaS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyus8197 There's nothing unsafe about a well-executed handbrake turn (well, footbrake in my instance).

    • @tonyus8197
      @tonyus8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WoodstaS in a blind corner?

  • @nagasako7
    @nagasako7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    A $40k+ fake German Futurism Golf GTI?
    Gott ist tot

    • @Schmidt54
      @Schmidt54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gott ist tot because we killed god and replaced him with ourselves.
      Also, futurism is either always fake or never fake.

    • @ulfmusskacken
      @ulfmusskacken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HOW DARE YOU
      DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFKAPITÄNSGESELLSCHAFT KRANKENVERSICHERUNGSBEITRAG TELEFONMASTENTECHNIKERAUSBILDUNG

    • @Schmidt54
      @Schmidt54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ulfmusskacken Calm your Fahrzeugverwendungserlaubnisplanungsentwurfsverordnungsrichtlinienvergabemaßnahme.

    • @TheImperfectGuy
      @TheImperfectGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I bet you're just mad your Dieselabgasreinigungseinrichtungsabschaltungsprogammskandalmusterfeststellunsgklagenanmeldung against Volkswagen probably won't get you anywhere

    • @migueli1539
      @migueli1539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ulfmusskacken
      I see what you did yhere

  • @PewterC5FRC
    @PewterC5FRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude running beside the car with the camera on that pole is the real MVP. Just look at those long strides. He's graceful, like a fuckin' gazelle.

  • @n1lul
    @n1lul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Yep, 2018 R(totally stock) owner. The review kind of hurt, but I still really like my car.

    • @_multiverse_
      @_multiverse_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You bought an automatic golf R
      You deserve the pain.....

    • @n1lul
      @n1lul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nope. 6MT

    • @Jonah_w
      @Jonah_w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same bro, same lmao

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@n1lul Why? He said it's fine, but the R badge doesn't justify the $10K premium.

    • @E9X330
      @E9X330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoulda bought a used m3

  • @93OakTrees
    @93OakTrees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Blunderbuss trumpet dump... Poetry.

  • @levihutchison166
    @levihutchison166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:09 " Then stephanie paul will touch his balls in C++ class"
    Mr.Regular showing his age, 10th grade and C++ was actually a class. What a time to be alive

  • @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
    @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    4:06 - "Eee-hee."
    8:19 - "I pooped out all my turds. Why do my farts still stink?"

    • @atreyu4ws
      @atreyu4ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

    • @Tiduszcoasters
      @Tiduszcoasters 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real MVP.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New-jer-sey
      😂😂

  • @MajorSpam
    @MajorSpam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    R drivers are the same as M3 drivers but with somehown an even bigger ego.

    • @Schmidt54
      @Schmidt54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Audi A3 S-Line. Check and mate.

    • @phuckhugh2698
      @phuckhugh2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Schmidt54 I'd rather drive a Toyota Avolon XLE Hybrid if I wanted something that cost in the $40k's and comfort. Volkswagons, BMW's,a nd Audis are nice cars but become money pits.

    • @sweatyfootenjoyer
      @sweatyfootenjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      M3's are actually cool tho. No one is looking twice at a hatchback.

    • @KingOstrichGamer
      @KingOstrichGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Guy in my town has a golf r with the vanity plate "AWDFTW"

    • @Dr.Duck22
      @Dr.Duck22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sweatyfootenjoyer no one is looking twice at a sedan either. They both have 'if you know, you know' looks these days

  • @RavTokomi
    @RavTokomi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A fully loaded GTI is a whopping $38k nowadays, so $42k for the R isn't too bad really.

    • @neil3858
      @neil3858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly! Considering awd, more power and overall aesthetics, not a bad buy.

    • @erikwahr8454
      @erikwahr8454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a used R for 29k instead of a gti for 22k, and the 80 hp honestly makes a pretty big difference, You can get 400 hp from an R with bolt ons but you have to do a new turbo for a gti and they will spin a lot then.

    • @jimbojimson
      @jimbojimson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know how he kept comparing the price to a GTI without mentioning that it's AWD every time. In my opinion, horsepower is irrelevant compared to that one major platform difference. The price would still be understandable if it were a GTI in every respect including badges but with the addition of AWD.

  • @vr43000gtkid
    @vr43000gtkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Calls a Golf R a Type R* comments do nothing

  • @mookie714
    @mookie714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    eh, whatever. I'd still rather have a Golf R than an STI or Focus RS as a daily driver.

    • @mookie714
      @mookie714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Haldex did just fine in 90% of the driving conditions I ever found myself in. This was in my previous car, an R32.

  • @alexsajewski9712
    @alexsajewski9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I'm not saying you should find a VW Alltrack to review, but...
    You should find a VW Alltrack to review.

    • @captainevenslower4400
      @captainevenslower4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Alltrack?

    • @alexsajewski9712
      @alexsajewski9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainevenslower4400 the manual transmission version.

    • @richardprice2741
      @richardprice2741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexsajewski9712 I've got a manual transmission '18 Golf Sportwagen 4motion that I'd love to have reviewed! Just sayin', regularcars haha

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardprice2741 what is a Golf Sportwagen?
      Is that what the Kombi(estate) version is called in the US?
      Wouldn’t it be Sportwagon?
      Sportwagen literally means sportscar in german and this surely isn’t a Sportwagen.

  • @BLZBulb
    @BLZBulb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how when you open the door on any car like this(GolfR/GTi, WRX/STi, RS/ST, EVO ) there will always be a Cobb Accessport hanging from the AC vent. Always...... Always.

  • @BrokenSet
    @BrokenSet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Volkswagen Golf R: For the guy who complains about his breakup on /pol/.

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One wonders how they got into that relationship in the first place as you read his thread about how "PC culture killed gentlemen"

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LouisSubearth Attraction to novelty

    • @gododoof
      @gododoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as we all have a group of people to belittle and feel superior too.

    • @gumballguy34
      @gumballguy34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He'll call her a roastie and wedge the Jews in there somewhere

  • @he110me
    @he110me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    How many normies will recognize a Golf R over a BMW or WRX? I'd argue the R is the "stealth wealth" version of "fun daily" cars

    • @ボイイイジーキュー
      @ボイイイジーキュー 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In europe pretty much everyone

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It WOULD be, except you can change your own oil on a Bimmer or a Subie and not void the warranty.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gandalf721 okay, just Subarus.

  • @HBK-6S
    @HBK-6S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Minor correction: someone with a negative total cannot advance to Final Jeopardy

  • @marcel863
    @marcel863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:50 in America - surprise, hazard lights on, waiting
    8:50 in Europe - window down, yelling, hazard lights on, fist fight

    • @YouHaveReachedBob
      @YouHaveReachedBob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm European, and I would pretty much just double-fist the horn button while slowly rolling in closer. Really let him know I disapprove of his driving. Then maybe a fist fight.

    • @nobodysfavourite6953
      @nobodysfavourite6953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From Poland here; I am still in disbelief that you could handle that situation in such a manner. No cursing, shouting, threatening, questioning one's sexuality, attacking their mothers, no tear gas, no broken glass, anything. That was staged, i believe. From my experience, if that was a stranded pedestrian crossing the way in search of rescue, yeah, 97% chance they'd just crucify a poor guy on the spot, no questions asked. I once let a cyclist pass while turning right ( the cyclist way was on my right heading the same way, intending to just move forward), and he looked surprised, shocked, just could not believe, drove off with a big smile. So, yeah

    • @nobodysfavourite6953
      @nobodysfavourite6953 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there is a special place in hell for the Audi drivers i believe

  • @kurtpatterson509
    @kurtpatterson509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hey, it's 300 HP AWD in a lighter car than a top spec Toyota Supra turbo (320 HP).

    • @rubberwoody
      @rubberwoody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supra is 200 lbs lighter

    • @TheOzthewiz
      @TheOzthewiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rubberwoody The Supra will definitely OUTLAST a VW. ANY VW is a German MONEY PIT!!!!!!!!!

    • @rubberwoody
      @rubberwoody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheOzthewiz dont forget about the new german supra.

    • @TheSkullknight12
      @TheSkullknight12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheOzthewiz the new supra is a bmw basically. sooo

  • @eldfen1081
    @eldfen1081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The owner is EXACTLY the kind of guy I imagined buying a Golf R

  • @Mr888rM
    @Mr888rM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    GTI's and R's are extremely underrated on power from the factory. Most people see the factory HP at the wheels not the crank.

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh boy... someone is trying to uptalk his car again.
      It has so much pOtEnTiAl......

  • @SnowBunneh
    @SnowBunneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    6:41 As a pizza deliverer myself I have had that happen many times. I would rather abolish tipping and have a 15 an hour minimum wage.

    • @jewelsvevo8153
      @jewelsvevo8153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snow Bunneh come to Australia then

    • @MultiDrewB
      @MultiDrewB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seattle is a real place my dude.

    • @Yelzabub
      @Yelzabub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A lady gave me a 28 cent tip yesterday so i gave her 30 cents & said you can have 2 on me; you clearly need it.

    • @therightstuffAK
      @therightstuffAK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always tip good, because I usually order after work and it's around 4AM, so I usually get the same guy. Which means he's always at my place like 15-20 minutes after I order. So that pizza is HOT!

    • @SnowBunneh
      @SnowBunneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jewelsvevo8153 Take me with you I love Australia :'3

  • @JCTiggs1
    @JCTiggs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just found your channel, definitely the most original, entertaining and hilarious reviews.
    Golf R, Tim knows what's up, that's why his front license plate blocks almost 1/2 the airflow to the intercooler. 😏

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen Mr Regular in a $40k German car
    A E T H E S T I C

    • @tangerinedream8987
      @tangerinedream8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've heard that song years ago, then it was taken down off Spotify in my country, the only part of the name I remember was "vibes" either it was apart of the song name, or the artists.

  • @JsliceQB1026
    @JsliceQB1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Gti: We're vw, BITE A PILLOW
    Golf r: We're vw, BITE UR WALLET

  • @tiborklein5349
    @tiborklein5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Is the neckbeard a quirk or a feature?

    • @josephineledford351
      @josephineledford351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Both

    • @RickTrajan
      @RickTrajan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It comes standard I think.

    • @thedude4347
      @thedude4347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Be sure to check out my column on Autotrader

    • @RecklessFables
      @RecklessFables 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is the plastic engine cover for double-chins.

    • @mickaelblake7088
      @mickaelblake7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RecklessFables How could this be more accurate ?

  • @hannaro
    @hannaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The 8:50 u-turn. Jesus, buddy.

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Regular Brake Reviews.

    • @quilope
      @quilope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only people worse than those from Connecticut, are the populace of New Jersey.

  • @ingusmant
    @ingusmant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Dude like 99% of channers are broke af, that gregory kid would be on insta

    • @Jakugen0
      @Jakugen0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Regular car reviews has some very strange ideas about what motivates people. He knows less than he thinks he does.

    • @Jakugen0
      @Jakugen0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gandalf721 Would not be watching if I was not entertained. My comments stand.

  • @LarryTheTubaBoy
    @LarryTheTubaBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:42 Good on you for finally finding that T in soundaktor... I still remember how utterly dismayed I was the last time you reviewed a VW car with one in it, you even flashed the word up on the screen as you said, "soundaKKor"... I had just gotten over your Pennsylvania RAD-diator tic, too.

  • @cesariojpn
    @cesariojpn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    LGR making an appearance on RCR? Didn't know he owned a Golf R.
    So when will there be a voice over of RCR commenting on a Digital VAX3300 workstation on LGR?

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew he looked familiar.

    • @astick7777
      @astick7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's not Clint man, lol

    • @speedchannel7196
      @speedchannel7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The beard is wrong.

    • @tougedrifter123
      @tougedrifter123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was thinking the same thing lol

    • @AnonyDave
      @AnonyDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No offense to that guy, but lgr has lost a fair bit of weight in the last few years, and lost less hair

  • @willywillywillywillywilly
    @willywillywillywillywilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some people miss this point when reviewing the GTI and Golf R. If you drive hard, using a lot of full throttle, a GTI, especially when tuned, is more frustrating than fun. The traction, even with great summer tires, is very limited. I traded mine in for a Golf R, and even tuned within an inch of shitting its pants, it gets amazing traction.

  • @a2jettagli
    @a2jettagli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact.... The MK5 GTI weighed 3550lbs or exactly TWICE the weight of the original MK1 GTI. It also came came with twice the horsepower and significantly more safety, comfort and technology.
    As a owner of a MK2, a MK5 and a MK7 I can say I like them and drive them for all different reasons. The older ones just have that extra something something going from them that the new ones just don't but I'll tell you what, I'll drive a new one 90% of the time over the old one because it's just a better car to live with day in and day out. The newer ones do a great job and better job than most cars on the road period. They absolutely handle the road better than the mk1 or mk2 as well but they just are just different and thats a good thing. Evolution is a good thing here for sure... Buy them 2-3 years old and they are half price too. A bargin. Except the Golf R, it's just crazy expensive but you do keep that resale value over the GTI when you go to sell though.

  • @EricFB
    @EricFB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair, if you got a gti, it would cost pretty close to 10k to reliably make it as good as the R, and then also cost you your warranty. This is out of the box faster with better suspension and you get to keep your precious warranty.

  • @whatevernevermind5960
    @whatevernevermind5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Golf R is the only German made Golf sold in the US.

    • @UltimateCydiaSource
      @UltimateCydiaSource 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WhateverNevermind and the e-Golf*

    • @seeingeyegod
      @seeingeyegod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think the mk8 is going to be all built in Germany again though

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I own a GTI, and can say the the 210 HP loses its thrill before you even get the registration done. What it really is is the best commuter car. A stage 1 tune adds some fun back in, but you're never going to mistake it for a sports car unless you put so much time and money in it that you should have just bought an AMG Wagon.

  • @connormacpherson9892
    @connormacpherson9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you see an rcr reveiw about a car you own and love, oh boy, here we go

    • @whiskey_icarus
      @whiskey_icarus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feeling the same way. Still love the car though

  • @lonememe
    @lonememe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    '16 Golf R owner here who fits none of the stereotypes mentioned and now I'm butthurt because he didn't burn me. Also, it's about a $4-5k difference between the top optioned GTI and the R, so that's more of an apples to apples comparison. It's a no-brainer at that point if you live anywhere it snows, you go with the R (AWD). Mine has a simple JB4 tune and consistently launches to 60 in the low 4's (at 5,280' elevation) and it carves canyons like Thanksgiving Day turkeys here in Colorado, but yeah, Buick comparison something or another. Roooofl!

  • @Lee35355
    @Lee35355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thumbs up for the under appreciated Pilot Wings reference.

  • @IntrepidRacer13
    @IntrepidRacer13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. R is more of a man than I am for not laying on the horn at that idiot. Seriously, doing a U-turn on a blind hairpin RIGHT IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAR (you can't tell me he didn't see the Golf, he waited) is one of the stupidest things I have literally ever seen on the road.

  • @dr_mafoony
    @dr_mafoony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Time to start my week-beginning ritual of watching the new RCR at 1:00AM

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's 3a.m. here.

    • @Gettenhart
      @Gettenhart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5am over here. x)

    • @MultiDrewB
      @MultiDrewB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 am over here

  • @jasonaking13
    @jasonaking13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have an '18 R MT and...... you're right. If you drive one on summer tires though, it's more fun.

  • @chrisotphercombs1735
    @chrisotphercombs1735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some of these RCR opening monologues play like lyrics from a Frank Zappa song. Anybody else with me here?

  • @user-in2en5pv2u
    @user-in2en5pv2u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Coincidentally just bought a 17 Golf R. Was going back and forth between it and a GTI. But what made me get the R is remembering how much better driving an AWD car is in the snow or rain. FWD just kills the fun.

  • @GamingByBaka
    @GamingByBaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This episode hurt my feelings.

    • @jestevez36
      @jestevez36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baka Tori good

  • @ekscalybur
    @ekscalybur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "20 minute blunderbuss trumpet dump"
    This is pure gold!

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nothing like doing a U-turn across a double line two lane road in the middle of a blind curve. It really gives validity to your liability-only bargain bin insurance coverage.

  • @gt1r
    @gt1r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I met an older lady with a Golf R, who bought it because she has owned Golfs forever; however she now needed AWD due to where she lives. I’m sure she isn’t alone, in the fact that she bought this because she loved the Golf platform but wanted AWD.

  • @dogsandcars202
    @dogsandcars202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This guys brain must be a scary place

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The voices in his head are quite nice if you get to know them.

    • @Ninja1Ninja2
      @Ninja1Ninja2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would be a lot like tailgating in the middle of the track at a nascar event, except all the cars racing are mediocre beaters.

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably cat girls and r/animemes

    • @jmolive9071
      @jmolive9071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too scary

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only for the aforementioned crappy tenants.

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I see a new video in my subscription box from you, I always watch at least the intro immediately, and laugh my ass off every time. You're the best, Mr. Regular. Don't ever stop being you.

  • @ianmorrissey5839
    @ianmorrissey5839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Even a new 40k r has a check engine light on 😂

  • @differenttigers
    @differenttigers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Haldex works wonders in deeper snow, to me it's worth the extra, but I get how a lot of people would rather just take the GTI

  • @greenbean7853
    @greenbean7853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If your reading this im going to hit you right in the feels...
    When was the last time you listened to Car Talk.

  • @aidansanchez5554
    @aidansanchez5554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I should be asleep because I have to wake up for school in 3.5 hours yet here I am.

  • @ezragrace6348
    @ezragrace6348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The owner looks like he forgot his katana and fedora at home. Dude needs to commit and shave his head.

  • @XxStreetShredderxX
    @XxStreetShredderxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Did I just see WILSON? WIIIIIIILLLLLSOOOOOON

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XxStreetShredderxX nope, this one's named Voit.

    • @tomanderson6335
      @tomanderson6335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@officialclownbusiness7788 Jon Voit?

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@officialclownbusiness7788 Ah, come on, you dick!

  • @gearhead196
    @gearhead196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Maybe it's the one of the modifications, but anyone else notice that bih already popping a CEL?

    • @RuneDest
      @RuneDest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Likely if he is running a downpipe (needed for stage 2, noticed his accessport) he might not have a spacer which would cause CEL.. i really hope the owner detuned his car for RCR.. stupid otherwise.

    • @gearhead196
      @gearhead196 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, he might just be running his factory map for the review.

  • @abc.garage
    @abc.garage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve test driven one of these and I was blown away how it drove

  • @91drunkenmonkey
    @91drunkenmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @2:55 he said Volkswagen dealerships wont budge on the price of TYPE R’s ...........😡😡😡🤣🤣🤣

  • @kjhardy7218
    @kjhardy7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice German / Musical Theater / cross reference by co-opting Spring Awakenings : Left Behind. Never in my life did I thing the amazing pros and snark of RCR meet my day job as a 54 Below lighting designer

  • @timshelby2324
    @timshelby2324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Why do Volkswagen owners have the same look about them ?

    • @cjzani
      @cjzani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That look like their goal in life is to be the "2/10, would not bang" guy?

    • @ThomasHemer
      @ThomasHemer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris James brutal

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GTI owner; can confirm.

    • @hsvcommodore4111
      @hsvcommodore4111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim Shelby just like their cars. Like dog owners look like their dog😂

    • @stevedoe1630
      @stevedoe1630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to be a VW Owner. The look about me was sheer joy when:
      - VW bought back my Jetta TDI in 2018 at 2015 value, plus a punitive fee, for lying about emissions.
      - I no longer had to support the German auto-industrial complex. (greedy in so many ways)
      So, in actuality, sheer joy was only when I first stopped being a VW owner. ¡Touché!

  • @MotorFriend
    @MotorFriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Volkswagen: We make cars for Mitt Romney, your weed dealer, and no one else.

  • @ferdinand12390
    @ferdinand12390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Oh boy, 2am
    Was that a Macintosh Plus reference?

    • @RegularCars
      @RegularCars  5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yea

    • @Ian-jg6pj
      @Ian-jg6pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RegularCars nice

    • @iron1349
      @iron1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RegularCars it is The vaporwave song

    • @riorompero1314
      @riorompero1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soviet Labrador That’s like 2+ years old bro...

  • @jolynedrover1768
    @jolynedrover1768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always. I repeat always check your computer volume before watching RCR or you WILL have to EXPLAIN things.

  • @milespannell6266
    @milespannell6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I remember when VWs were fun. Now they're just boring and for some reason expensive.
    $40K for a golf?

    • @fprintf
      @fprintf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VWs have always been expensive, though this one takes the cake. I just bought a GTI (a Rabbit) and I'd add that they are super heavy too due to all this extra safety stuff they put in them. 3100 pounds! No wonder it takes 220+ horsepower to make them go anywhere fast. Man I remember when my race Scirocco had to have weight added to it to make the 1800 pound minimum race weight and a 100 horsepower GTI engine would make it absolutely rip.

    • @TreyBugatti
      @TreyBugatti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend got a new Jetta for like 16k idk man they are a good deal

    • @fortheloot1989
      @fortheloot1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These things are go karts, my buddy has one and even before the tune it was bonkers

    • @abhimaanmayadam5713
      @abhimaanmayadam5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fprintf My dad's Passat SE weighs 3300 lbs and has 180 HP. 0-60 time of 8 seconds. 6 seconds is pretty good

    • @ThomasHemer
      @ThomasHemer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miles Pannell idk man I had a Mini Cooper s which is like the ultimate go kart and honestly the gti I have now is more fun

  • @Treizez34
    @Treizez34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel that you didn't really hammer on this car when you drove it; At slow and regular speeds, it feels very much like a GTI but once you really get on it (and I mean throwing it into corners at high speed and really driving it aggressively) it's there where you really feel the difference between the two cars. I would never buy a GTI after having experienced the R

  • @Th3James
    @Th3James 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Have a 2018 Golf R manual. Drive on custom 24\7 it's great.

  • @timothyweed08
    @timothyweed08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahh my favorite production I've even been part of. I love spring awakening

  • @bagelbytes69420
    @bagelbytes69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In reference to the statement @4:15 you do actually get more under the hood of the GTI and Golf R than advertized. The GTI regularly dynos @ 220-ish wheel horsepower, and these dyno closer to the crank figures at the wheels, so I would say youre getting ~250hp with the GTI and ~320hp with the R, for what its worth Mr. Regular :P

  • @crimsonscull
    @crimsonscull 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    regular car reviews, The only person who can comfortably mention 4chan in his videos.

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Investment banker analogy spot-the-f**k-on!

  • @GrayWolfization
    @GrayWolfization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've come to expect a lot from these video but...Spring Awakening? 10/10

  • @meatmissilef111
    @meatmissilef111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    around here these cars are universally driven by short bald white men who wear european soccer polo shirts

    • @fprintf
      @fprintf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well in the U.S. apparently they are driven by tall balding white neckbeards.

    • @CARBONHAWK1
      @CARBONHAWK1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally loled when I seen the owner, I expected some young hip dude with aviators

    • @ellisjackson3355
      @ellisjackson3355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t that where G-Sizzle eventually ends up?!

    • @takafumiarisawa70
      @takafumiarisawa70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CARBONHAWK1
      Nah those drive Bimmers and shoot people because of their own inadequacies.

  • @riccibranham5447
    @riccibranham5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really hope he was being serious about crop dusting the loud table...
    Because, fuck the loud table.

  • @UndisputedDelta267
    @UndisputedDelta267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Golf R. IT'S GOOD I GUESS

  • @Shoota722
    @Shoota722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I still want to eventually replace my 2nd gen Mazdaspeed3 with a Golf R. I live in Canada and we have snow most of the year so a regular GTI isn’t any faster than a regular Golf when the traction sucks.

  • @darcyjussila3568
    @darcyjussila3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just get a 5 speed golf base model. 25k Cad. No sounddaktor. Still quick. 4-7L / 100km
    cheap. fun.

    • @pfp215
      @pfp215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree! Pal of mine got the base Golf 4dr for ~$18.5k US. Very quick and fun to drive. Nice interior too for a car so inexpensive.

  • @garrettreed2809
    @garrettreed2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I started the video in the presence of my mom, normally these videos are at least slightly more tame, I WANT MORE!

  • @amerigo88
    @amerigo88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    RCR declares it the Volkswagen Golf GS.

  • @Cellinator
    @Cellinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This hit unexpectedly hard: “I pooped out all my turds... why do my farts still stink?”

  • @mikemills54
    @mikemills54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The driver has the same haircut as Theon Greyjoy's dad

    • @hypocycloidiaspora
      @hypocycloidiaspora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But did he pay the Iron Price for that VW?

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like he has the same lack of haircut.

  • @TheTech9
    @TheTech9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he opened the outhouse door I freakin died laughing with each replay

  • @Affalterbach1967
    @Affalterbach1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Regular Car Reviews intros are now better than A Prairie Home Companion.

  • @nickguy5245
    @nickguy5245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Or if I could make it to lunch, I’d crop dust the loud table” 😂😂