How Would You Take Down North Korea? (The 7 Choices)

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    How Would You Take Down North Korea? (The 7 Choices)
    If you were put in charge of one mission - to take down the North Korean regime - a mission that had previously left world leaders beaten and befuddled, where failure could result in changes to the political and physical landscape for generations to come….what would you do?
    And time is of the essence here, as the longer you wait, the likelier it is for Dear Leader to complete development of nukes capable of reaching the continental US, or perhaps anywhere else in the world. Actually, according to some reports, it might already be too late.
    But whether North Korea actually fires is another question altogether. If we are to rid the world of this nefarious regime - I’m talking the regime not the people - we have to consider the options. In this video, I’ll go over the seven ways to take down North Korea - including the most destructive, the most convenient, the most secretive, and the most unexpected....
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    www.politico.com/story/2017/0...
    www.express.co.uk/news/world/...
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  • @KentoBento
    @KentoBento  6 ปีที่แล้ว +13240

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      @kayo5011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

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    • @andyanon4081
      @andyanon4081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

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    • @HardAdversity
      @HardAdversity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You're ALIVE!!! I (and we) missed you so much!!!

    • @tip0019
      @tip0019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

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    • @jeffenad5412
      @jeffenad5412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "10 seconds to the target, 9, 8 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, drop the money bomb"

  • @flyingwiener8646
    @flyingwiener8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9740

    “I’m here, which one do i kill”
    “The fat one”
    “Got it”

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

      Or
      “The Asian Henry the 8th”

    • @davindestroyer
      @davindestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      The Burger Guy lol

    • @bwuiqi
      @bwuiqi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Eeee

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Michael Jones "The Asian Henry the 8th but with a beard on his head and not his chin"

    • @zahranikpour3886
      @zahranikpour3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Masmage THE ONE WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN!

  • @user-py2nt8jw5m
    @user-py2nt8jw5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6494

    "Hey ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

  • @bored.random
    @bored.random ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Thanks for the tutorial! I’m definitely gonna try this.

    • @Nookshush
      @Nookshush 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      lmfao if you had commented this 2 years ago, your comment would have gotten alot of likes

    • @bored.random
      @bored.random 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Nookshush yeah, maybe if this video blows back up (like the kim dynasty) i’ll get a bit more lmao

    • @SODA80007
      @SODA80007 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @thedude15-sm2zu
      @thedude15-sm2zu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably best to try the Korean Spring method.

    • @MrGutsy-ik9gy
      @MrGutsy-ik9gy 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same. i’m bored need a new pin cushion, thought Kim Jong Un looked like the perfect one.

  • @elxr9434
    @elxr9434 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    I am convinced that if you gave ONE guy some iron man level armour and the ability to track the dipshit leader he could get it done super easily

    • @murilo7794
      @murilo7794 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The problem is not killing Kim Jong Un, it's doing that without triggering a nuclear response from North Korea

    • @smiledawg
      @smiledawg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I want a Tarantino superhero movie about this

    • @adamelghalmi9771
      @adamelghalmi9771 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      hes too paranoid for that + iron man level armor is not exactly possible in this day and age + still somewhat easily killable with iron man armor if you have some actual weaponry

    • @elxr9434
      @elxr9434 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@adamelghalmi9771 it isn't supposed to be a thing that is currently possible that's why I said it

    • @empty9623
      @empty9623 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A couple of missiles and Iron Man will implode

  • @bananawaltz8807
    @bananawaltz8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7393

    “Or he can die of a heart attack”
    Everyone seeing this now: 👀
    Edit: Guys I know he’s probably still alive. This was an attempt of comedy and not a serious take.

  • @jeronelo
    @jeronelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4125

    US Government: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    I liked how at the very end he just drops the "And if none of those work, then you can always wait for Kim Jong Un to kill himself by eating too much."

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    *The most unexpected way:* Spanish inquisition.

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845Helsing abridged reference?

    • @lukiland_ES
      @lukiland_ES 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845viva la inquisicion española 🇪🇸

  • @mikibronx8235
    @mikibronx8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29000

    Tell America there's oil.

    • @Richard-nl3bt
      @Richard-nl3bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

      Yeah ww3 happen

    • @georgewbush7
      @georgewbush7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      @Supersmasher 361 man if Afghanistan had oil I would’ve stayed then it was all about Iraq it always was they had everything

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      Oh yeah. We'd level that place with Industrial Texas in milliseconds trust me.

    • @TheOther19
      @TheOther19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      OIL!! WHERE!!!

    • @sabhumble
      @sabhumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Best comment

  • @crackhead8815
    @crackhead8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    USA: *Write that down, Write that down* !!

    • @ameliasv222
      @ameliasv222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I just imagined a room full of guys in suits all just brainstorming ways to overrule foreign governments :)

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Email Trump

    • @guardianofh5205
      @guardianofh5205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyone from Charles the French?

    • @jianhongzhou7487
      @jianhongzhou7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      USA: NO SERIOUSLY WRITE IT DOWN

    • @darkseeker1997
      @darkseeker1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U forgot to write the *Ohhhhhhhh*

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    "Colonel, I have infiltrated the country"
    "Great job, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit"
    Metal Gear Solid: North Star

    • @veryveryverysadcat
      @veryveryverysadcat หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      snake is gonna have the time of his life

    • @Aboutthatbearioweya
      @Aboutthatbearioweya 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You that sounds like a epic game

    • @bigboy3640
      @bigboy3640 วันที่ผ่านมา

      if only it were true 😔

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove ปีที่แล้ว +345

    One common thread I notice in all of these options is the need for a replacement regime. No matter which option is chosen (except the first, because at that point everybody's dead), you still need something to fill the vacuum. For a nation like Korea, whose traditional culture is partially built around Confucianism and rigid social/family hierarchy, perhaps a constitutional monarchy with a limited political mandate (just enough veto power to make things interesting, let's say), enforcing a strict national policy of armed neutrality. You would basically be turning Korea into the Switzerland or Monaco of Asia. Everybody and their mom starts opening bank accounts there, you have a hereditary dynasty in place to provide a replacement for the Kim family mythology and devotion, but more importantly than that, you get that much-needed stability you may not get from a completely elected system.

    • @tanaystudies
      @tanaystudies ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If The Current Regime Is Over, Can't Just The Southern One Be Extended To The Whole Peninsula?

    • @deeznutsbuttrilingual
      @deeznutsbuttrilingual 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@tanaystudies yeah but that pisses off china because now US troops can go through the south to Beijing easier

    • @tanaystudies
      @tanaystudies 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@deeznutsbuttrilingual Maybe That's Why They Helped And Continue To Help North Korea

    • @chuck2502
      @chuck2502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠it’d be way too expensive to modernize north korea & deal with all of north koreas citizens. South korea would go broke & it’d be costly for the US & japan if they decide any major financial support

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@deeznutsbuttrilingualthan the US Should just make an agreement with China to not enter China's space

  • @notcryo
    @notcryo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12431

    Why can't The Simpsons just predict north Korea's fall? It would make all of this so much easier

    • @NotRed_23
      @NotRed_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      True lol

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      They did s4 ep20

    • @NotRed_23
      @NotRed_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@betterdenu999 nice number

    • @rwooooshmeifyourgay9837
      @rwooooshmeifyourgay9837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@betterdenu999 wrong they did it in season 6 episode 9

    • @brunodiaz7702
      @brunodiaz7702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Fr marge would drop a waffle and it would snowball into world war 3

  • @sylviakariuki1501
    @sylviakariuki1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    10:59
    "Kim-Fatty the Third"
    *the North Korean government would like to know your location*

    • @Robin-ee1fd
      @Robin-ee1fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sylvia Kariuki North Korea knows his location

    • @sushii1432
      @sushii1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If they had internet lol

    • @achannel9024
      @achannel9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bleach Boi I mean.. I think Kim does

    • @patricknewell6153
      @patricknewell6153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BREAKING NEWS: YT asssassated for calling Kim Jung Un fat

    • @someguyudontknow6038
      @someguyudontknow6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My locstion is Russia
      *Kimy left the chat*

  • @Forgottentwice
    @Forgottentwice ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Thanks for the tutorial, im gonna try this out tomorrow

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Any luck?
      It says 10 months ago.

    • @Infected_sans999
      @Infected_sans999 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845 He didn't reply, he failed.

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Infected_sans999 How unfortunate

  • @michaelsoyt
    @michaelsoyt ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “I don’t hate North Korea, I just feel sad for North Koreans to be dictated”
    Some wise man

  • @trishamae532
    @trishamae532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    Kim Jong Un watching this on his secret account: 👁👄👁

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They don't have internet ova der

    • @misstenaj8369
      @misstenaj8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dontpinme9321 i see you play Naval Warfare Roblox

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@misstenaj8369 yes

    • @mattbot5167
      @mattbot5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Are you Kim jong un?

    • @goosemann2389
      @goosemann2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@dontpinme9321 they do have internet but only the elites have access

  • @jordan-yt9dl
    @jordan-yt9dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3070

    The surgeon treating Kim Jong Un:
    There's another

    • @swathiharshavardhan2231
      @swathiharshavardhan2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is alive?

    • @ivamanral989
      @ivamanral989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@swathiharshavardhan2231 nope

    • @swathiharshavardhan2231
      @swathiharshavardhan2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ivamanral989 but south Korean intelligence telling he is alive?

    • @awuwuzela2770
      @awuwuzela2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      iva manral he’s confirmed alive lol

    • @Wesley3108
      @Wesley3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@awuwuzela2770 confirmed by South Korea by not by the North. When kim Jong il died, the South hasn't seen anything suspicious about NK. So North Korea will keep it quiet I think, if he is dead

  • @RobespierreThePoof
    @RobespierreThePoof ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I think a survey asking people to choose from each of these options would be interesting. It would reveal how sensible the American voter actually is when it comes to foreign policy.
    For comparison, conduct the same survey in South Korea and Japan. Expect to find huge differences.

  • @Demetrius002
    @Demetrius002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Easter Alliance and Korean Spring are probably the best ones.
    Money Bomb sounds absolutely insane, with now even more control within the North Korea.

    • @der.einzig.wahre.jemand
      @der.einzig.wahre.jemand หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      how are we suposed to get the money for the bomb

    • @earmunchermuncher7639
      @earmunchermuncher7639 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If drug cartels can do it to far more complicated currencies, Im pretty sure every big government can too

    • @pickleism253
      @pickleism253 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@der.einzig.wahre.jemandCounterfeit

  • @user-np6ej7pq6r
    @user-np6ej7pq6r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6798

    "Hey China, North Korea said that Taiwan is its own country"

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      Why do I hear Chinese music?

    • @JoseCarvalho-tz7ys
      @JoseCarvalho-tz7ys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      China be like: "So you have chosen death"

    • @lolah5180
      @lolah5180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      This is so underrated 😭

    • @chivygamer4081
      @chivygamer4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lolah5180 and you too 😅😥

    • @Indeyene
      @Indeyene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      North Korea and china are allies ok? So it won't work

  • @randomark6775
    @randomark6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5592

    If Kim started a diet the entirety of North Korea would have enough food to last 100 years

  • @Arnob_111
    @Arnob_111 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    NK can simply discountinue the existing currency bills and introduce new currency bills. Would be temporary inconvenience though and would attract retaliation.

    • @theiaraine
      @theiaraine ปีที่แล้ว +16

      easier said than done. How do you suppose they not only inject trillions of units of currency into the economy, but also take out every existing bill? It's also impossible to set a real value for something like a new currency, it takes decades for it to become stable.

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@theiaraine IIRC they did it before. They even limited how much of the new currency each citizen could have

    • @Psychonau
      @Psychonau หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      they could also introduce rationing, thats probably already in place. so they not only need money to buy things, they also need ration stamps, the money is already worthless

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Keep in mind they'd need to get it from other countries they don't have the infrastructure to be printing all their own money and switching it continuously, also you clearly weren't paying attention part of the plan would be to cut off their ability to make said money as well so they would only have the choices of using their now over saturated currency or to use foreign currency, which I'm sure would also be conveniently finding it's way into the country in smaller amounts but still enough to make it viable as currency there

  • @Cheddar_Cheese_gaming
    @Cheddar_Cheese_gaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    This was very helpful for my job thank you!

  • @jianhongzhou7487
    @jianhongzhou7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in his-“
    Me: Kim Jong-Undolf Hitler

  • @jacklack5156
    @jacklack5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3171

    Raiding North Korea
    (They Can’t Nuke us all)

    • @nothing5598
      @nothing5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      well uh...
      it seems they actually can

    • @d.7738
      @d.7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@user-rg3fg4qv8c i mean if u got close enough they wouldnt nuke their own country but they would nuke the US

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@d.7738 oh shit

    • @sayrevillesoccerclub3705
      @sayrevillesoccerclub3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Turbo_Turlet If there's an annoying idiot on your stomach, you don't shoot your stomach.

  • @when-the-hrandomstuff
    @when-the-hrandomstuff 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    **Kim-Jong Un would like to know your exact location and manage video and phone calls.**

  • @mattmcgill1976
    @mattmcgill1976 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Amazing job. I appreciate all your hard work putting this together.

  • @alenpapec
    @alenpapec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    Me: watches this
    My FBI agent: *nice nice my homie educated*

    • @moneebkhan3744
      @moneebkhan3744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Wassup bro?

    • @myrasmith3423
      @myrasmith3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@moneebkhan3744 I swear it wasn’t me, I’m just trying to watch TH-cam.

    • @joeydaninersfan2188
      @joeydaninersfan2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Junk Bot Bro, forget learning about taking down North Korea, you need to learn about a joke

    • @f.b.i2132
      @f.b.i2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Junk Bot yeah he is fake

    • @thelonelyduck2823
      @thelonelyduck2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Junk Bot dude its a joke

  • @dimsy8199
    @dimsy8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    Uk : "U first mate"
    France : "no, u first"
    US : "come on bois"

    • @skylanderlego4163
      @skylanderlego4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Lisbord Nep we know what initiative is. We just don't want the blame for the first strike

    • @micmikeman6865
      @micmikeman6865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kaboom?

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both France and UK are cowards... this has been proven in WW2

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lisbord Nep Lol they didn't even fight in Poland! They literally didn't do anything. Their main purpose was to save EU from another world war. And that's exactly what they failed in. They never EVER helped a country to defend it from the Axis. They failed at Austria, Czechslovakia, Poland

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lisbord Nep Yes, and that was only when Germany attacked France and UK

  • @doomun5497
    @doomun5497 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Tell duolingo that Kim Jong Un forgot to do his Spanish lesson

  • @Mrchicken123
    @Mrchicken123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Let’s go I’ve been waiting for this tutorial

  • @alloy207
    @alloy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    “This video is not available in some countries including:
    North Korea “

    • @LoL-pp5yx
      @LoL-pp5yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      where do you see that? i'm genuinely interested

    • @IamFlaem1
      @IamFlaem1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      North Korean citizens won’t see this cause they don’t have internet

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@IamFlaem1 they do but they have their own internet which only includes a few websites

    • @pexadico
      @pexadico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kimbaldun saying that north korea has internet is like saying that there is election in north korea technically true

    • @cabbybrocolimania5297
      @cabbybrocolimania5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Minecraft North Korean Version

  • @mkass2
    @mkass2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3591

    This man was just put onto every single watch list in North Korea

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Or spied on with every north Korean spy

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lol, they'll never see it... They don't have Google or TH-cam

    • @user-bh7xc6lv7h
      @user-bh7xc6lv7h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@DrBarbequeSauce Kim does.

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-bh7xc6lv7h And only Kim Fatty III

    • @bei609
      @bei609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@DrBarbequeSauce the rich do - but probs censored

  • @emitindustries8304
    @emitindustries8304 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Very well made video. Informative and entertaining.

  • @The_official_Roman_Empire
    @The_official_Roman_Empire ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for the ideas

  • @costcobagel4167
    @costcobagel4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    FBI and CIA be like:"Write that down, write that down!

    • @kkeomchizz
      @kkeomchizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Charles The French reference??

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frenzy this guy will become Secretary of defense

    • @zoinks5717
      @zoinks5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just the CIA, not the FBI

    • @Accidentalreef
      @Accidentalreef 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoinks5717 ikr

    • @niranjanr8075
      @niranjanr8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frenzy no, Kim Jong un: I’m gonna end this man’s career

  • @JAMAC5421
    @JAMAC5421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5428

    “Hey britain there’s some place you can colonize”

    • @HAMZA_OLYMPUS
      @HAMZA_OLYMPUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      LESS GOOOO

    • @septianputrawarnoto6813
      @septianputrawarnoto6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      RESTORE THE BRITISH EMPIRE

    • @mattynek2
      @mattynek2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Hey USA I've heard that there is oil in North Korea

    • @Daigorooo
      @Daigorooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      *RULE BRITTANIA*

    • @tpiano1165
      @tpiano1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Daigorooo YES COLONIZATION!

  • @psychojester8242
    @psychojester8242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m saving this for my playlist that helps me create things (characters, cities, and ext)

  • @OscarandNoahFyles-gm9im
    @OscarandNoahFyles-gm9im วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “Whats the most important thing to Kim Jong-un”
    It’s food we all know it is

  • @OkitaSoujiFGO
    @OkitaSoujiFGO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    "Hey America, someone told me that North Korea has oil"
    edit: can yall stop ruining the damn joke? thanks

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      its like a roblox noobs obsession with roblox

    • @themario2227
      @themario2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Me an American
      Well y didn’t u say so before!? We woulda been there YEARS ago

    • @parthbansal8543
      @parthbansal8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They can attack any country for oil🤣🤣

    • @Theracist.101
      @Theracist.101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol that would do it

    • @a.9492
      @a.9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That would be the end of North Korea 😂

  • @iexist3153
    @iexist3153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7122

    “After all, China provides North Korea with most of its food”
    I wonder where all that is going to

    • @chingelauria7415
      @chingelauria7415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Fun fact: I was reading your comment and he said the same thing

    • @danielwang5315
      @danielwang5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL

    • @youssefabdelaal434
      @youssefabdelaal434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Mrsquid wtf how did you manage to make such an awful joke

    • @firewolfpeter
      @firewolfpeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@youssefabdelaal434 make one yourself then

    • @CopycatkboxYoutube
      @CopycatkboxYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@firewolfpeter dont worry you was funny, hes just jealous that he sucks

  • @animkali5998
    @animkali5998 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks for the tips, man! Me and my pals are planning to take over the country so this really helps! Good vid, keep it up!

  • @muffin-3-888
    @muffin-3-888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How Would You Take Down North Korea?"
    Oh.. easy! i'd feed his troops.

  • @Exotio_
    @Exotio_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5959

    Im gonna put this on my "Gonna need it sometime" playlist

  • @hardtruthxxx
    @hardtruthxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    1:43
    "The UK will likely wait for someone else to make the first move"
    😂😂😂😂
    Damnn that got me

    • @tidewater5679
      @tidewater5679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@reltpid UK: Only if you make the first move.
      France: Oh...alright then.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Golden HQ France: *few seconds later* screw you guys, I’m going home!

    • @ceilingbaby
      @ceilingbaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      France after 1 min of war : I surrender

    • @devoted_eater567
      @devoted_eater567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That hit me as a British-Somali

    • @jamarishoals3549
      @jamarishoals3549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *I'll let YOU decide*
      *Your choice*
      *Lead the way*

  • @JUICE-BOXALT0
    @JUICE-BOXALT0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for this tutorial. It will be very helpful😇.

  • @Cthulu_699
    @Cthulu_699 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    8th way... Send in Florida Man.

  • @andrewm3337
    @andrewm3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    USA: “write this down, WRITE IT DOWN!!!”

    • @comkver
      @comkver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trump: It's so obvious. I'll say it, it's been right in front of us the whole time.

    • @styrofoamandgasoline
      @styrofoamandgasoline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They probably have much more detailed plans just in case

    • @Brvqn
      @Brvqn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Toshin Ahnaf he took that line from SpongeBob actually.

    • @smiley9178
      @smiley9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just send a charles the french and scream write that down write that down

    • @razylazy4111
      @razylazy4111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg in the 300th like!

  • @KitsGravity
    @KitsGravity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2934

    "Israel doesn't even admit to having nukes" classic xD

    • @cryptosonic7614
      @cryptosonic7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kartikeya Srivastava cause they don’t

    • @DickTator6969
      @DickTator6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      and we don't deny it either ...

    • @charlie9840
      @charlie9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Israel isn’t a real country

    • @BF2Cavs
      @BF2Cavs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Charlie Craig Why do they have UN representation? Historic precedent? Territory? A bustling international airport? The largest gay population in the Middle East? A democratic election?

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If they do is never a good idea to have shown your hand

  • @GuideGrid
    @GuideGrid ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great Tutorial, works perfectly!

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did it though? North Korea still here in 2024.

  • @puppetfan4634
    @puppetfan4634 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hey America, I heard that North Korea has oil"

  • @joncena4538
    @joncena4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4859

    Imagine kim jong un dying because of slipping on a stair

  • @randygaming5134
    @randygaming5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Donald Trump: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @isthatasupra4920
      @isthatasupra4920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So patrick is working for trump!?!??!

    • @tmj2416
      @tmj2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HIRE THAT MAN

    • @Pistolemaster
      @Pistolemaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Randy Gaming
      IM WRITING IT IM WRITING IT

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually Donald Trump has executed several successful peace talks with Kim.

    • @Astialo
      @Astialo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Derya Baygan-Robinett we get it you have reddit

  • @BUtcherbabaiii
    @BUtcherbabaiii ปีที่แล้ว +8

    it's been 5 years since you posted this video :)

  • @prithvirajsrinivasan1077
    @prithvirajsrinivasan1077 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NK: What is that balloon doing?
    US/SK: *I came here to drop some money, dropping all my money. Drop some money, all this bread so yummy, yeah*

  • @hiredmurderer6228
    @hiredmurderer6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    "How to make a Nuke"
    "How to take down North Korea"
    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING KENTO

  • @thelast2braincells196
    @thelast2braincells196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I'm waiting for the day when Oversimplified uploads "The North Korean Revolution-Oversimplified"

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @get nae nae'd so what should we do now
      maybe we should reunite with the south

    • @Wakeuptorealityman
      @Wakeuptorealityman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is north Korea where a chubby ruler is starving his people.

    • @nyahahahahahahahahaha
      @nyahahahahahahahahaha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gabbyhall3799 Nah, we have heirs- Oh no, they're all dead.
      How about the elite- oh, they're dead too.
      oOOOoOoOoOooooh nOoOooooo

    • @jeffreyxu6430
      @jeffreyxu6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Going outside? There's going to be a tax for that.

    • @jeffreyxu6430
      @jeffreyxu6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      speaking of oversimplified, I know it's normal to have life outside youtube, and I know how long those videos take, but does anyone know what vid he's working on. It's been almost half a year and I can't keep rewatching his videos

  • @HatsuneMikuEnthusiasts6
    @HatsuneMikuEnthusiasts6 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was a really good tutorial! Thanks

  • @kristins8438
    @kristins8438 ปีที่แล้ว

    excellent information thank you

  • @pulanjuri1
    @pulanjuri1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Wow jeez the last one was so strategic, is this guy secretetly a dictator???

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Nazi's were going to do this and could've but only remembered the plan too late into ww2. They didn't and that's why Britain (the targets) isn't a crap hole. I'm British so ,for me, that's goods.

    • @Degree-hd8zf
      @Degree-hd8zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gwo Gaming probably a economic student who likes Inflation alot.

    • @alexandrekautzmann933
      @alexandrekautzmann933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      History teaches...

    • @someguyudontknow6038
      @someguyudontknow6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Him evrything don't ask for proof....

    • @doroteeastejar4244
      @doroteeastejar4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cookie Craze ello mate!

  • @lalungpudun7906
    @lalungpudun7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    It's hard to get into N.K? Use nord VPN and boom you're there

    • @mohit4387
      @mohit4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Mind blowing
      6969696996969iq

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OK I have a plane first Joe should invite him secretly to do a miting and then when he agrees ask him to come though see and when he is coming Joe Biden should predent he want to be friends with North Korea and when he comes though sea USA advance submarine will gunshot them and immediately send more people to take the left overs from ship and then pretend it was a teachinal is ur in submarine and done

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@The_DASHER again but in English please

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@awesomeii8346 ok

    • @MrFabulousPiano
      @MrFabulousPiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@The_DASHER ok

  • @Rayleigheffects
    @Rayleigheffects 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can’t stop laughing at 15:31 at Kim Jong Un’s shown accomplishments lol

  • @zake64
    @zake64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    13:58 I was not prepared for how goofy this man looks, at least in this pic 🤣

  • @enraikow6109
    @enraikow6109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    TH-cam really has a tutorial on everything

    • @literallyepicc
      @literallyepicc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mhm

    • @Hunter-ws4sk
      @Hunter-ws4sk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @texrot9781
      @texrot9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes the worst tho.

    • @Rob-up7ix
      @Rob-up7ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *how to hide a body, more than 10 ways (SECRET) (POLICE NEVER KNOW)*

    • @MoonlarkSpirits
      @MoonlarkSpirits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rob-up7ix I need that video /j

  • @devilz80
    @devilz80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8622

    Step one: Go to Japan as a exchange student
    Step two: Sit in the class on the third floor of high school
    Step three: Get the best grade and be number one of Japan
    Step four: Look to the outside of the window
    Step five: Pick up a notebook

    • @Hawwa.a__
      @Hawwa.a__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Fkn brilliant 😹

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

      Step 6: Take A chip and eat it

    • @Ninjadab
      @Ninjadab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

      Step 7: write the name.

    • @tthebridge
      @tthebridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

      Step 8: Laugh psychotically after writing the name

    • @absolutezer32
      @absolutezer32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +914

      Step 9: wait for 40 seconds

  • @bruceboyer8187
    @bruceboyer8187 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A very thorough analysis.

  • @Luuute
    @Luuute ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way you have the missle defense systems animated makes it seem like they just take a pot shot at the nuke and hope for the best when that's not at all how they work

  • @sidshash
    @sidshash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    Hitler : Tell me a joke
    Stalin : Moscow
    Hitler : i didn't get it
    Stalin : exactly

    • @Truthholder345
      @Truthholder345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sry i didnt get it.

    • @murder1625
      @murder1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Truthholder345 winter

    • @foundit1413
      @foundit1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

    • @lildroptop4178
      @lildroptop4178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Truthholder345 hilter cldnt get to moscow

    • @Truthholder345
      @Truthholder345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Carbbyyy why he couldn’t get there???

  • @gosteelers672
    @gosteelers672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    “Hey Britain, Kim Jong drank all your tea.”

    • @PennyWenny224
      @PennyWenny224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      We’d actually get ready to fight

    • @SAFM25
      @SAFM25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Britain: GOD MAY FORGIVE BUT I DAM WONT

    • @hotpotato3558
      @hotpotato3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And then the tea started

    • @gosteelers672
      @gosteelers672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Tristan Jeong he still drank the tea

    • @YosmHere
      @YosmHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tryna trigger war😂

  • @zkurta1184
    @zkurta1184 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ur gonna on a watch list for sure

  • @violettracey
    @violettracey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fascinating! Thanks!

  • @muhammadrayan4417
    @muhammadrayan4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    Teachers in 2050: today we are gonna talk about the north Korean revolution

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      YEAH OK that's what they been talkin about & think would happen during the 70's & 80's & 90's OK maybe by 2010? NO maybe by 2018? NO
      it will Never happen these people don't know what the hell is going on outside their own country.

    • @desiderata2209
      @desiderata2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MetalHeart8787 it was a joke man

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@desiderata2209 thats OK it could happen i cant predict the future, im just saying thats what people been hoping for.

    • @J344Y
      @J344Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MetalHeart8787 well didnt u watch then video the sumgglers on the boarder have tech that they get in it may be very little but its a start

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@J344Y yeah well tech can help slightly. but just an absolute Revolt is out of the question. of course im all for reunionification & them living in peace

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    3:22 "in the US the killing of foreign officials is frowned upon"
    Yeah... About that...

    • @GalaxyTrooper
      @GalaxyTrooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Tee hee Iran go boom boom

    • @greatandmightykevin
      @greatandmightykevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      COMMIEEEE! COMMIEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEE

    • @burger-man4175
      @burger-man4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GalaxyTrooper oh right. the drone strike

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WW 3

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@greatandmightykevin mm yes
      Sam O' Nella

  • @barrydanial
    @barrydanial 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Speaking of the third option of an armed invasion mentioned at 4:56, I would imagine that apart from targeting the right military personnel, it will also definitely involve destroying the giant bronze statues of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il (which, to the people there, is the most heinous crime one can ever commit against North Korea and its regime) in multiple locations. But, there will certainly be limitations. First of, such a mission like this will be incredibly perilous, and second, such destruction to the statues will involve lots of planning with other countries (of course, who are not allies of North Korea and can take months, or more likely, years), and the strikes must be done collectively. The destruction to the statues has to be swift and in one fell swoop. Thirdly, we must also consider how unpredictable North Korea can be in terms of retaliation, and lastly, there are the aftereffects to consider as well.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Their army sucks. Very few are allowed weapons and most are underfed.

  • @RowanBird779
    @RowanBird779 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thanks!

  • @ethapnerry5740
    @ethapnerry5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    A old german lady watching the 7th option:
    Hey, I’ve seen this one!

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People who live in inflammation:first time?

    • @Robbie-pc1dl
      @Robbie-pc1dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      weimar republic: ok

    • @Robbie-pc1dl
      @Robbie-pc1dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shewp please dont

    • @jedi5317
      @jedi5317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Venezuela be like

    • @BoyoisREAL
      @BoyoisREAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ww2 reference

  • @God-hr9tm
    @God-hr9tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Donald Trump: *writing Notes*

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't be ridiculous. Trump first of all watches only fox news. And secondly he referred Kim as "nice guy" and he might actually like him. And thirdly he has no empathy for north korean people. If Kim stops threatening US Trump is fine with all he does

    • @God-hr9tm
      @God-hr9tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Zarbazan Zarbaev XD Funny Joke

    • @captaicon1890
      @captaicon1890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus it’s just a joke

    • @bluu4
      @bluu4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ma-tanica why tho

    • @franzferdinand2240
      @franzferdinand2240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The Stammering Dunce you're delusional, send him to the infirmary.

  • @michelmersea
    @michelmersea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    How do you take down stupidity?

  • @IzzyanGaming
    @IzzyanGaming 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    America be taking notes ☠

  • @sakethrayudu
    @sakethrayudu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Other method "food bomb" drop lots of food near him, add extra sugar, make him more fat, he'll die himself.

    • @glue70anloz10
      @glue70anloz10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dude while that is kinda messed up that is funny

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kim Yo-jong:

    • @heatherwesthill9698
      @heatherwesthill9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But he’ll just be replaced by his successor.

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then his sister takes control

    • @sakethrayudu
      @sakethrayudu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dontpinme9321 I think she won't be so tough like the Previous beast, she would learn that death is sure if she also lives like the Kim 😂😂💀

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    "How about, then , invasion?"
    Germany: *Leave it to me guys , I got this.*

    • @sandhyaramesh4542
      @sandhyaramesh4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      What if Hitler vs Kim?

    • @friendofmara6298
      @friendofmara6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sandhyaramesh4542 oh I'd really want to see that

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sandhyaramesh4542 you have to root for one of the 2, who would you hope to win?

    • @thawinthinwongmom3998
      @thawinthinwongmom3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Blitzkrieg

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TallBrokenDoor oh god the fact somebody is possibly worse than Hitler is just... strange? Is that the word for how it feels?

  • @gdmathguy
    @gdmathguy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    there's a historic way to destroy any country. Basically, if a country is too big, it can't manage things, which results in a collapse, but that method results in all other countries that gave themselves up for the task getting destroyed as well so it's an effective method, but dangerrous

    • @murilo7794
      @murilo7794 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The US, Russia and China are all absolutely massive, but manage themselves fine.

    • @Browningate
      @Browningate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a wise man once said, "the only good thing about communism is how many communists it has killed."

  • @leonkrzem1226
    @leonkrzem1226 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for the tutorial

  • @volt7162
    @volt7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Kento bento: 7 ways to beat north korea
    Donald trump: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @nanika3228
      @nanika3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No they’re not. Kim is playing Trump for a dummy. I’m pretty sure ‘friends’ don’t threaten to Bomb their friends territory on Christmas Day.

    • @darkacademiac
      @darkacademiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      charles the french reference?

    • @kaymay5903
      @kaymay5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darkacademiac Nope it's a real thing that happened. NK threatened a 'surprise gift' for the US. No one knew what it was, and we still don't know.

    • @darkacademiac
      @darkacademiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaymay5903 no i mean the "Write that down" is a refernce from a youtuer called Charles The French.

    • @kaymay5903
      @kaymay5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whoopsie :/ oooh

  • @CutieLann
    @CutieLann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    Everyone gangsta till he watches this and knows every way

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Then we come up with alternate plans

    • @-qwerty-4422
      @-qwerty-4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      TH-cam is banned in NK

    • @redswordcalice235
      @redswordcalice235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@-qwerty-4422 Kim Jong un certainly has seen TH-cam vídeos.

    • @-qwerty-4422
      @-qwerty-4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@redswordcalice235 yea Kim Jong Un probably has access to YT

    • @Anti-Therian-Association
      @Anti-Therian-Association 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@-qwerty-4422 he does I think

  • @Hamilton-TheMusical
    @Hamilton-TheMusical 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love that the video ended with a slight joke. It really calmed me down a bit after watching all of this strategized demise speculation

  • @Cameo_is_red
    @Cameo_is_red 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks bro

  • @electropoopoo1453
    @electropoopoo1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    Me in Switzerland like every single war: *-Spectator mode-*
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes and i was cracking up reading everyone's replies Lmao

    • @lia-qh2dz
      @lia-qh2dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Electro-OwO every bunker in Switerzland:
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jarrettowens2258
      @jarrettowens2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You people are always neutral, right? I’m just asking.

    • @electropoopoo1453
      @electropoopoo1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jarrettowens2258 yeah

    • @rainwang845
      @rainwang845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Switzerland is great lmao all the mountains and the fact that its tiny and neutrals NoIcA

    • @volocat
      @volocat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@electropoopoo1453 So it is Switzerland which always resorts to the "money bomb"?

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    “An invasion, one that’s very strategized.”
    **plastic soldiers start marching**

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You'd be surprised at the level of deviousness, cunning, tactical thinking, and strategy that goes on between me and my little brother in plastic army men battles.

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GIVE 'EM HELL BOYS

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all know Legos are the best tool at defeating enemies

    • @lelslie7407
      @lelslie7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ATACCCKKKKK

    • @smallarmy3134
      @smallarmy3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes sir

  • @eeeee11235
    @eeeee11235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the title of the music at 3:50?
    just rewatched this and thought the music was nice

  • @drakskull4085
    @drakskull4085 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Apparently this is a job Suction Cup Man could take.

  • @maya-wy8ml
    @maya-wy8ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Make him watch the TH-cam Rewind 24/7
    WITH SUBTITLES

    • @cndelta
      @cndelta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TORTURE!!!😰😰😰😠😠🤬😡😡🐽

    • @maya-wy8ml
      @maya-wy8ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @malachimiller2731
      @malachimiller2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No even for him that's harsh lol jk break his knee caps with pipes

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So inhuman you can't do that

    • @Chute.MiMedia
      @Chute.MiMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pushed: ALLOW

  • @mohomonkey9906
    @mohomonkey9906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2587

    “Hey Ireland they’re making fun of potatoes”
    Ireland: *making nukes faster than the potato blight spread*

    • @bob_98966
      @bob_98966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @eggrolltheillegal6201
      @eggrolltheillegal6201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yikearonni

    • @frkaisr
      @frkaisr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Potato Bombs

    • @trhvids
      @trhvids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      let’s name it buí and dubh (yellow and black)

    • @HXD007
      @HXD007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Makes roasted spud rifles*

  • @JohnJeyaPratama
    @JohnJeyaPratama 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That last method (hearth attack) could work. Kim even like italian pizza and have his own north-korean chef that trained in italy and now make his own italian pizza for Kim. They should just share more tasty-unhealthy food to Kim.

  • @tined_trout4460
    @tined_trout4460 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would first brew some splash harming potions then make some into arrows and then I would get some tnt and explode the wall then bribe some villagers to assassinate the gaurds then I would spawn 12 creepers while trapping kim jung un in obsidian, and if he escapes with a maxed out pickaxe then I would spawn an elder guardian and he gets mining fatigue then splash a potion of blindness and slowness and go for the kill.

    • @jakehankley9547
      @jakehankley9547 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kim ain’t gonna like this one🔥

    • @ThinkingWithTunneler
      @ThinkingWithTunneler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jakehankley9547ima just send him to aperture science and make him look at the operational end of the device

  • @johnnycomelately9400
    @johnnycomelately9400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    Something about the NK - China relationship many people won't know:
    In the Kim's Juche philosophy, they state explicitly, if their regime is about to fall, they will send missiles out in all directions "like a porcupine" (yes they use that line), including China.
    Beijing is closer to NK than Tokyo. Just a thought.

    • @prelawnoob
      @prelawnoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      You became the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @citizenterra3589
      @citizenterra3589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Shit.

    • @eatingstarrs
      @eatingstarrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Welp, time to break the news to China, good luck Nk

    • @siwap3809
      @siwap3809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      so China is being threatened to defend NK against free will? damn

    • @haocc9986
      @haocc9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damme, plz nuke Beijing!!

  • @pnute6331
    @pnute6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    3 years later: *nothing*
    Covid-19: Fine, I'll do it myself

    • @matthewmorel3758
      @matthewmorel3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      p0lycappella Kim jong un heart surgeons*

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Covid 19 came from North Korea. They have the cure and the vaccine that is why there are no cases in DPRK

    • @brightlight6887
      @brightlight6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@unnamedchannel1237 haha lol good one

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bright light wasn’t joking bro it’s facts

    • @thirdy2846
      @thirdy2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unnamedchannel1237 mybe 🤔

  • @V2Ta__
    @V2Ta__ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "North koreans are diggers"
    Had to look at the screen for a 2nd look while studying lmao scared me theree💀💀

    • @NoteFromFamilyGuy
      @NoteFromFamilyGuy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dirty diggers. They better get back to work…