How Would You Take Down North Korea? (The 7 Choices)

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  • @KentoBento
    @KentoBento  7 ปีที่แล้ว +13254

    🇰🇵 So which of these 7 methods do you prefer?
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    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Kento Bento thanks this was Soo informing

    • @andyanon4081
      @andyanon4081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Great video! (So far) You should do a mixture of long and short videos as then the long ones will be favoured by the search algorithm and people who don't want to watch 15 minute long videos will still subscribe for your short ones.

    • @HardAdversity
      @HardAdversity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You're ALIVE!!! I (and we) missed you so much!!!

    • @tip00former1
      @tip00former1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Just today I discovered your channel and was surprised about your infrequent uploading lately. You are an excellent narrator, so it doesnt mean you have to put out the best vids of your class immediately. Build up your channel steadily should be easy without an ambitious hiring program (if so). So hats off to your superb channel and hope the frequency goes up significantly. Also I am anxious to see part three on Asian borders and the origin of Asian eyes :-)

    • @jeffenad5412
      @jeffenad5412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "10 seconds to the target, 9, 8 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, drop the money bomb"

  • @user-py2nt8jw5m
    @user-py2nt8jw5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7085

    "Hey ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

  • @mikibronx8235
    @mikibronx8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29635

    Tell America there's oil.

    • @Richard-nl3bt
      @Richard-nl3bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

      Yeah ww3 happen

    • @georgewbush43
      @georgewbush43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      @Supersmasher 361 man if Afghanistan had oil I would’ve stayed then it was all about Iraq it always was they had everything

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      Oh yeah. We'd level that place with Industrial Texas in milliseconds trust me.

    • @TheOther19
      @TheOther19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      OIL!! WHERE!!!

    • @sabhumble
      @sabhumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Best comment

  • @sylviakariuki1501
    @sylviakariuki1501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    10:59
    "Kim-Fatty the Third"
    *the North Korean government would like to know your location*

    • @Robin-ee1fd
      @Robin-ee1fd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sylvia Kariuki North Korea knows his location

    • @bigsuu006
      @bigsuu006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If they had internet lol

    • @achannel9024
      @achannel9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bleach Boi I mean.. I think Kim does

    • @patricknewell6153
      @patricknewell6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BREAKING NEWS: YT asssassated for calling Kim Jung Un fat

    • @someguyudontknow6038
      @someguyudontknow6038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My locstion is Russia
      *Kimy left the chat*

  • @bored.random
    @bored.random ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Thanks for the tutorial! I’m definitely gonna try this.

    • @Nookshush
      @Nookshush ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lmfao if you had commented this 2 years ago, your comment would have gotten alot of likes

    • @bored.random
      @bored.random ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nookshush yeah, maybe if this video blows back up (like the kim dynasty) i’ll get a bit more lmao

    • @SODA80007
      @SODA80007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @thedude15-sm2zu
      @thedude15-sm2zu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably best to try the Korean Spring method.

    • @MrGutsy-ik9gy
      @MrGutsy-ik9gy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same. i’m bored need a new pin cushion, thought Kim Jong Un looked like the perfect one.

  • @jeronelo
    @jeronelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    US Government: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @flyingwiener8646
    @flyingwiener8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10355

    “I’m here, which one do i kill”
    “The fat one”
    “Got it”

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

      Or
      “The Asian Henry the 8th”

    • @davindestroyer
      @davindestroyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      The Burger Guy lol

    • @bwuiqi
      @bwuiqi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Eeee

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Michael Jones "The Asian Henry the 8th but with a beard on his head and not his chin"

    • @zahranikpour3886
      @zahranikpour3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Masmage THE ONE WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN!

  • @bananawaltz8807
    @bananawaltz8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7506

    “Or he can die of a heart attack”
    Everyone seeing this now: 👀
    Edit: Guys I know he’s probably still alive. This was an attempt of comedy and not a serious take.

  • @elxr9434
    @elxr9434 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    I am convinced that if you gave ONE guy some iron man level armour and the ability to track the dipshit leader he could get it done super easily

    • @murilo7794
      @murilo7794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem is not killing Kim Jong Un, it's doing that without triggering a nuclear response from North Korea

    • @smiledawg
      @smiledawg ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I want a Tarantino superhero movie about this

    • @adamelghalmi9771
      @adamelghalmi9771 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      hes too paranoid for that + iron man level armor is not exactly possible in this day and age + still somewhat easily killable with iron man armor if you have some actual weaponry

    • @elxr9434
      @elxr9434 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@adamelghalmi9771 it isn't supposed to be a thing that is currently possible that's why I said it

    • @myolobcorp
      @myolobcorp ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A couple of missiles and Iron Man will implode

  • @Exotio_
    @Exotio_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6019

    Im gonna put this on my "Gonna need it sometime" playlist

  • @notcryo
    @notcryo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12594

    Why can't The Simpsons just predict north Korea's fall? It would make all of this so much easier

    • @NotRed_23
      @NotRed_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      True lol

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      They did s4 ep20

    • @NotRed_23
      @NotRed_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@betterdenu999 nice number

    • @rwooooshmeifyourgay9837
      @rwooooshmeifyourgay9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      @@betterdenu999 wrong they did it in season 6 episode 9

    • @brunodiaz7702
      @brunodiaz7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Fr marge would drop a waffle and it would snowball into world war 3

  • @mkass2
    @mkass2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3629

    This man was just put onto every single watch list in North Korea

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner ปีที่แล้ว +246

    *The most unexpected way:* Spanish inquisition.

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845Helsing abridged reference?

    • @lukiland_ES
      @lukiland_ES 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845viva la inquisicion española 🇪🇸

  • @iexist3153
    @iexist3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7199

    “After all, China provides North Korea with most of its food”
    I wonder where all that is going to

    • @chingelauria7415
      @chingelauria7415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Fun fact: I was reading your comment and he said the same thing

    • @danielwang5315
      @danielwang5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL

    • @DesperateDawggo21
      @DesperateDawggo21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Mrsquid wtf how did you manage to make such an awful joke

    • @firewolfpeter
      @firewolfpeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@DesperateDawggo21 make one yourself then

    • @CopycatkboxYoutube
      @CopycatkboxYoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@firewolfpeter dont worry you was funny, hes just jealous that he sucks

  • @pulanjuri
    @pulanjuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Wow jeez the last one was so strategic, is this guy secretetly a dictator???

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Nazi's were going to do this and could've but only remembered the plan too late into ww2. They didn't and that's why Britain (the targets) isn't a crap hole. I'm British so ,for me, that's goods.

    • @Degree-hd8zf
      @Degree-hd8zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gwo Gaming probably a economic student who likes Inflation alot.

    • @alexandrekautzmann933
      @alexandrekautzmann933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      History teaches...

    • @someguyudontknow6038
      @someguyudontknow6038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Him evrything don't ask for proof....

    • @doroteeastejar4244
      @doroteeastejar4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cookie Craze ello mate!

  • @crackhead8815
    @crackhead8815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    USA: *Write that down, Write that down* !!

    • @ailemasvega
      @ailemasvega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I just imagined a room full of guys in suits all just brainstorming ways to overrule foreign governments :)

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Email Trump

    • @guardianofh5205
      @guardianofh5205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyone from Charles the French?

    • @jianhongzhou7487
      @jianhongzhou7487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      USA: NO SERIOUSLY WRITE IT DOWN

    • @darkseeker1997
      @darkseeker1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U forgot to write the *Ohhhhhhhh*

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Colonel, I have infiltrated the country"
    "Great job, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit"
    Metal Gear Solid: North Star

    • @veryveryverysadcat
      @veryveryverysadcat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      snake is gonna have the time of his life

    • @Aboutthatbearioweya
      @Aboutthatbearioweya 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You that sounds like a epic game

    • @bigboy3640
      @bigboy3640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if only it were true 😔

    • @drandescancelled2825
      @drandescancelled2825 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Metal Gear Solid: North Star" sounds like a crossover with FoTNS

  • @jordan-yt9dl
    @jordan-yt9dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    The surgeon treating Kim Jong Un:
    There's another

    • @swathiharshavardhan2231
      @swathiharshavardhan2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He is alive?

    • @ivamanral989
      @ivamanral989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@swathiharshavardhan2231 nope

    • @swathiharshavardhan2231
      @swathiharshavardhan2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ivamanral989 but south Korean intelligence telling he is alive?

    • @awuwuzela2770
      @awuwuzela2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      iva manral he’s confirmed alive lol

    • @Wesley3108
      @Wesley3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@awuwuzela2770 confirmed by South Korea by not by the North. When kim Jong il died, the South hasn't seen anything suspicious about NK. So North Korea will keep it quiet I think, if he is dead

  • @jianhongzhou7487
    @jianhongzhou7487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in his-“
    Me: Kim Jong-Undolf Hitler

  • @enraikow6109
    @enraikow6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    TH-cam really has a tutorial on everything

    • @literallyepicc
      @literallyepicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mhm

    • @Hunter-ws4sk
      @Hunter-ws4sk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @texrot9781
      @texrot9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes the worst tho.

    • @Rob-up7ix
      @Rob-up7ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *how to hide a body, more than 10 ways (SECRET) (POLICE NEVER KNOW)*

    • @MoonlarkSpirits
      @MoonlarkSpirits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rob-up7ix I need that video /j

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I liked how at the very end he just drops the "And if none of those work, then you can always wait for Kim Jong Un to kill himself by eating too much."

    • @Gamezer2423
      @Gamezer2423 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      💀💀

    • @rileyowen7245
      @rileyowen7245 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💀💀💀

    • @doncomputer5931
      @doncomputer5931 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀💀💀💀

    • @jakovkovacevic6450
      @jakovkovacevic6450 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Riawn
      @Riawn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @costcobagel4167
    @costcobagel4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    FBI and CIA be like:"Write that down, write that down!

    • @kkeomchizz
      @kkeomchizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Charles The French reference??

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frenzy this guy will become Secretary of defense

    • @zoinks5717
      @zoinks5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just the CIA, not the FBI

    • @Accidentalreef
      @Accidentalreef 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoinks5717 ikr

    • @niranjanr8075
      @niranjanr8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frenzy no, Kim Jong un: I’m gonna end this man’s career

  • @randomark6775
    @randomark6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5718

    If Kim started a diet the entirety of North Korea would have enough food to last 100 years

  • @johnnycomelately9400
    @johnnycomelately9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    Something about the NK - China relationship many people won't know:
    In the Kim's Juche philosophy, they state explicitly, if their regime is about to fall, they will send missiles out in all directions "like a porcupine" (yes they use that line), including China.
    Beijing is closer to NK than Tokyo. Just a thought.

    • @prelawnoob
      @prelawnoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      You became the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @citizenterra3589
      @citizenterra3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Shit.

    • @eatingstarrs
      @eatingstarrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Welp, time to break the news to China, good luck Nk

    • @siwap3809
      @siwap3809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      so China is being threatened to defend NK against free will? damn

    • @haocc9986
      @haocc9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damme, plz nuke Beijing!!

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove ปีที่แล้ว +382

    One common thread I notice in all of these options is the need for a replacement regime. No matter which option is chosen (except the first, because at that point everybody's dead), you still need something to fill the vacuum. For a nation like Korea, whose traditional culture is partially built around Confucianism and rigid social/family hierarchy, perhaps a constitutional monarchy with a limited political mandate (just enough veto power to make things interesting, let's say), enforcing a strict national policy of armed neutrality. You would basically be turning Korea into the Switzerland or Monaco of Asia. Everybody and their mom starts opening bank accounts there, you have a hereditary dynasty in place to provide a replacement for the Kim family mythology and devotion, but more importantly than that, you get that much-needed stability you may not get from a completely elected system.

    • @tanaystudies
      @tanaystudies ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If The Current Regime Is Over, Can't Just The Southern One Be Extended To The Whole Peninsula?

    • @deeznutsbuttrilingual
      @deeznutsbuttrilingual ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tanaystudies yeah but that pisses off china because now US troops can go through the south to Beijing easier

    • @tanaystudies
      @tanaystudies ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@deeznutsbuttrilingual Maybe That's Why They Helped And Continue To Help North Korea

    • @chuck2502
      @chuck2502 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⁠it’d be way too expensive to modernize north korea & deal with all of north koreas citizens. South korea would go broke & it’d be costly for the US & japan if they decide any major financial support

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@deeznutsbuttrilingualthan the US Should just make an agreement with China to not enter China's space

  • @joncena4538
    @joncena4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4880

    Imagine kim jong un dying because of slipping on a stair

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    3:22 "in the US the killing of foreign officials is frowned upon"
    Yeah... About that...

    • @GalaxyTrooper
      @GalaxyTrooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Tee hee Iran go boom boom

    • @greatandmightykevin
      @greatandmightykevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      COMMIEEEE! COMMIEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEE

    • @burger-man4175
      @burger-man4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GalaxyTrooper oh right. the drone strike

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WW 3

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@greatandmightykevin mm yes
      Sam O' Nella

  • @李一舟-b2l
    @李一舟-b2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6976

    "Hey China, North Korea said that Taiwan is its own country"

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Why do I hear Chinese music?

    • @JoseCarvalho-tz7ys
      @JoseCarvalho-tz7ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      China be like: "So you have chosen death"

    • @lolah5180
      @lolah5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      This is so underrated 😭

    • @chivygamer4081
      @chivygamer4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lolah5180 and you too 😅😥

    • @Indeyene
      @Indeyene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      North Korea and china are allies ok? So it won't work

  • @doomun5497
    @doomun5497 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Tell duolingo that Kim Jong Un forgot to do his Spanish lesson

    • @rileyowen7245
      @rileyowen7245 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😭💀

    • @beckywilson1550
      @beckywilson1550 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Its either Spanish or vanish

  • @thelast2braincells196
    @thelast2braincells196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    I'm waiting for the day when Oversimplified uploads "The North Korean Revolution-Oversimplified"

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @get nae nae'd so what should we do now
      maybe we should reunite with the south

    • @Wakeuptorealityman
      @Wakeuptorealityman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is north Korea where a chubby ruler is starving his people.

    • @nyahahahahahahahahaha
      @nyahahahahahahahahaha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gabbyhall3799 Nah, we have heirs- Oh no, they're all dead.
      How about the elite- oh, they're dead too.
      oOOOoOoOoOooooh nOoOooooo

    • @jeffreyxu6430
      @jeffreyxu6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Going outside? There's going to be a tax for that.

    • @jeffreyxu6430
      @jeffreyxu6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      speaking of oversimplified, I know it's normal to have life outside youtube, and I know how long those videos take, but does anyone know what vid he's working on. It's been almost half a year and I can't keep rewatching his videos

  • @andrewm3337
    @andrewm3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    USA: “write this down, WRITE IT DOWN!!!”

    • @comkver
      @comkver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trump: It's so obvious. I'll say it, it's been right in front of us the whole time.

    • @styrofoamandgasoline
      @styrofoamandgasoline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They probably have much more detailed plans just in case

    • @Brvqn
      @Brvqn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Toshin Ahnaf he took that line from SpongeBob actually.

    • @smiley9178
      @smiley9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just send a charles the french and scream write that down write that down

    • @razy_lazy
      @razy_lazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg in the 300th like!

  • @jacklack5156
    @jacklack5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    Raiding North Korea
    (They Can’t Nuke us all)

    • @nothing5598
      @nothing5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      well uh...
      it seems they actually can

    • @d.7738
      @d.7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@user-rg3fg4qv8c i mean if u got close enough they wouldnt nuke their own country but they would nuke the US

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@d.7738 oh shit

    • @sayrevillesoccerclub3705
      @sayrevillesoccerclub3705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Turbo_Turlet If there's an annoying idiot on your stomach, you don't shoot your stomach.

  • @FlyTrag
    @FlyTrag 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    This was very helpful for my job thank you!

  • @trishamae532
    @trishamae532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3151

    Kim Jong Un watching this on his secret account: 👁👄👁

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They don't have internet ova der

    • @misstenaj8369
      @misstenaj8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dontpinme9321 i see you play Naval Warfare Roblox

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@misstenaj8369 yes

    • @mattbot5167
      @mattbot5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Are you Kim jong un?

    • @goosemann2389
      @goosemann2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@dontpinme9321 they do have internet but only the elites have access

  • @maya-wy8ml
    @maya-wy8ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Make him watch the TH-cam Rewind 24/7
    WITH SUBTITLES

    • @cndelta
      @cndelta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TORTURE!!!😰😰😰😠😠🤬😡😡🐽

    • @maya-wy8ml
      @maya-wy8ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @malachimiller2731
      @malachimiller2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No even for him that's harsh lol jk break his knee caps with pipes

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So inhuman you can't do that

    • @Chute.MiMedia
      @Chute.MiMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pushed: ALLOW

  • @lalungpudun7906
    @lalungpudun7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    It's hard to get into N.K? Use nord VPN and boom you're there

    • @mohit4387
      @mohit4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Mind blowing
      6969696996969iq

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OK I have a plane first Joe should invite him secretly to do a miting and then when he agrees ask him to come though see and when he is coming Joe Biden should predent he want to be friends with North Korea and when he comes though sea USA advance submarine will gunshot them and immediately send more people to take the left overs from ship and then pretend it was a teachinal is ur in submarine and done

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@The_DASHER again but in English please

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@awesomeii8346 ok

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Mr Fabulous Piano yes

  • @hehehehehar
    @hehehehehar ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Easter Alliance and Korean Spring are probably the best ones.
    Money Bomb sounds absolutely insane, with now even more control within the North Korea.

    • @der.einzig.wahre.jemand
      @der.einzig.wahre.jemand 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      how are we suposed to get the money for the bomb

    • @earmunchermuncher7639
      @earmunchermuncher7639 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If drug cartels can do it to far more complicated currencies, Im pretty sure every big government can too

    • @pickleism253
      @pickleism253 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@der.einzig.wahre.jemandCounterfeit

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "How about, then , invasion?"
    Germany: *Leave it to me guys , I got this.*

    • @sandhyaramesh4542
      @sandhyaramesh4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      What if Hitler vs Kim?

    • @friendofmara6298
      @friendofmara6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sandhyaramesh4542 oh I'd really want to see that

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sandhyaramesh4542 you have to root for one of the 2, who would you hope to win?

    • @thawinthinwongmom3998
      @thawinthinwongmom3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Blitzkrieg

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TallBrokenDoor oh god the fact somebody is possibly worse than Hitler is just... strange? Is that the word for how it feels?

  • @sakethrayudu
    @sakethrayudu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Other method "food bomb" drop lots of food near him, add extra sugar, make him more fat, he'll die himself.

    • @glue70anloz10
      @glue70anloz10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Dude while that is kinda messed up that is funny

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kim Yo-jong:

    • @heatherwesthill9698
      @heatherwesthill9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But he’ll just be replaced by his successor.

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then his sister takes control

    • @sakethrayudu
      @sakethrayudu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dontpinme9321 I think she won't be so tough like the Previous beast, she would learn that death is sure if she also lives like the Kim 😂😂💀

  • @CutieLann
    @CutieLann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    Everyone gangsta till he watches this and knows every way

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Then we come up with alternate plans

    • @tedm123
      @tedm123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      TH-cam is banned in NK

    • @redswordcalice235
      @redswordcalice235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@tedm123 Kim Jong un certainly has seen TH-cam vídeos.

    • @tedm123
      @tedm123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@redswordcalice235 yea Kim Jong Un probably has access to YT

    • @Bajongus
      @Bajongus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tedm123 he does I think

  • @when-the-hrandomstuff
    @when-the-hrandomstuff ปีที่แล้ว +17

    **Kim-Jong Un would like to know your exact location and manage video and phone calls.**

  • @devilz80
    @devilz80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8633

    Step one: Go to Japan as a exchange student
    Step two: Sit in the class on the third floor of high school
    Step three: Get the best grade and be number one of Japan
    Step four: Look to the outside of the window
    Step five: Pick up a notebook

    • @Hawwa.a__
      @Hawwa.a__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Fkn brilliant 😹

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

      Step 6: Take A chip and eat it

    • @Ninjadab
      @Ninjadab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

      Step 7: write the name.

    • @tthebridge
      @tthebridge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

      Step 8: Laugh psychotically after writing the name

    • @absolutezer32
      @absolutezer32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

      Step 9: wait for 40 seconds

  • @KitsGravity
    @KitsGravity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

    "Israel doesn't even admit to having nukes" classic xD

    • @cryptosonic7614
      @cryptosonic7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kartikeya Srivastava cause they don’t

    • @DickTator6969
      @DickTator6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      and we don't deny it either ...

    • @charlie9840
      @charlie9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Israel isn’t a real country

    • @BF2Cavs
      @BF2Cavs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Charlie Craig Why do they have UN representation? Historic precedent? Territory? A bustling international airport? The largest gay population in the Middle East? A democratic election?

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If they do is never a good idea to have shown your hand

  • @hiredmurderer6228
    @hiredmurderer6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    "How to make a Nuke"
    "How to take down North Korea"
    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING KENTO

  • @animkali5998
    @animkali5998 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Thanks for the tips, man! Me and my pals are planning to take over the country so this really helps! Good vid, keep it up!

  • @alloy207
    @alloy207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    “This video is not available in some countries including:
    North Korea “

    • @LoL-pp5yx
      @LoL-pp5yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      where do you see that? i'm genuinely interested

    • @IamFlaem1
      @IamFlaem1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      North Korean citizens won’t see this cause they don’t have internet

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@IamFlaem1 they do but they have their own internet which only includes a few websites

    • @pexadico
      @pexadico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@kimbaldun saying that north korea has internet is like saying that there is election in north korea technically true

    • @cabbybrocolimania5297
      @cabbybrocolimania5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Minecraft North Korean Version

  • @brkonny7816
    @brkonny7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Just to remind you that the "Money Bomb" method has been used in past, that's the way Yugoslavia dissolved. And there's a way for the regime to avoid the chaos. So, ideally, it should work, but is very unlikely as it has been already used in the past.

    • @whatwhat5948
      @whatwhat5948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They would just use treasury bonds or ration cards.

    • @brkonny7816
      @brkonny7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@whatwhat5948 Or, the drastic one, they would change their currency and will have counterfeit controls, as there are in China.

    • @darassylmoniakam
      @darassylmoniakam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why not a second time

    • @brkonny7816
      @brkonny7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@darassylmoniakam well now they know how to deal with it

    • @darassylmoniakam
      @darassylmoniakam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brkonny7816 no need to defend your point we never know if this can right

  • @ST-lc7ix
    @ST-lc7ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    19:34 kim is literally the only one smiling in the picture everyone else looks so scared especially the ladies

    • @blossomnosleep
      @blossomnosleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      man i hate humans

    • @teipic2010
      @teipic2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blossomnosleep same

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@blossomnosleep don't hate Humans. Hate the assholes that make us look bad

    • @blossomnosleep
      @blossomnosleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@northamerica5142 that is true but it's so annoying because most of them never acknowledge their mistakes
      You know what they say
      If you argue with a fool you become one too
      Like bruh stfu the truth will always be the same just except it already instead of being a cringy flesh bag

    • @Oathkeeper7474
      @Oathkeeper7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blossomnosleep shouldn’t argue with you

  • @Arnob_111
    @Arnob_111 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    NK can simply discountinue the existing currency bills and introduce new currency bills. Would be temporary inconvenience though and would attract retaliation.

    • @theiaraine
      @theiaraine ปีที่แล้ว +21

      easier said than done. How do you suppose they not only inject trillions of units of currency into the economy, but also take out every existing bill? It's also impossible to set a real value for something like a new currency, it takes decades for it to become stable.

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@theiaraine IIRC they did it before. They even limited how much of the new currency each citizen could have

    • @Psychonau
      @Psychonau 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      they could also introduce rationing, thats probably already in place. so they not only need money to buy things, they also need ration stamps, the money is already worthless

    • @dommysprite3771
      @dommysprite3771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Keep in mind they'd need to get it from other countries they don't have the infrastructure to be printing all their own money and switching it continuously, also you clearly weren't paying attention part of the plan would be to cut off their ability to make said money as well so they would only have the choices of using their now over saturated currency or to use foreign currency, which I'm sure would also be conveniently finding it's way into the country in smaller amounts but still enough to make it viable as currency there

  • @bruhman7925
    @bruhman7925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Shit, Kim has watched this now, he has more security, agent 47 is too late

    • @bang-iamalive6883
      @bang-iamalive6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait how do you know?

    • @aprender1952
      @aprender1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      False, we’ve got a north korean uniform, and we have a magnet,

    • @willamyte
      @willamyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don’t worry, I have some connections. I’ll talk to Diana, ICA is done but 47 might do it.
      I he dies in an accident or killed by some guy using a fish I got it to work

    • @toxpov3612
      @toxpov3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      47 is never too late

    • @bruhman7925
      @bruhman7925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toxpov3612 I guess he can still pull this off

  • @randygaming5134
    @randygaming5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Donald Trump: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @isthatasupra4920
      @isthatasupra4920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So patrick is working for trump!?!??!

    • @tmj2416
      @tmj2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HIRE THAT MAN

    • @Pistolemaster
      @Pistolemaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Randy Gaming
      IM WRITING IT IM WRITING IT

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually Donald Trump has executed several successful peace talks with Kim.

    • @Astialo
      @Astialo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Derya Baygan-Robinett we get it you have reddit

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    Anyone else fell into the TH-cam rabbit hole?

  • @Mrchicken123
    @Mrchicken123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Let’s go I’ve been waiting for this tutorial

  • @mohomonkey9906
    @mohomonkey9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

    “Hey Ireland they’re making fun of potatoes”
    Ireland: *making nukes faster than the potato blight spread*

    • @bob_98966
      @bob_98966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @eggrolltheillegal6201
      @eggrolltheillegal6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yikearonni

    • @frkaisr
      @frkaisr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Potato Bombs

    • @trhvids
      @trhvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      let’s name it buí and dubh (yellow and black)

    • @HXD007
      @HXD007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Makes roasted spud rifles*

  • @dimsy8199
    @dimsy8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    Uk : "U first mate"
    France : "no, u first"
    US : "come on bois"

    • @skylanderlego4163
      @skylanderlego4163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Lisbord Nep we know what initiative is. We just don't want the blame for the first strike

    • @micmikeman6865
      @micmikeman6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kaboom?

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both France and UK are cowards... this has been proven in WW2

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lisbord Nep Lol they didn't even fight in Poland! They literally didn't do anything. Their main purpose was to save EU from another world war. And that's exactly what they failed in. They never EVER helped a country to defend it from the Axis. They failed at Austria, Czechslovakia, Poland

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lisbord Nep Yes, and that was only when Germany attacked France and UK

  • @muhammadrayan4417
    @muhammadrayan4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    Teachers in 2050: today we are gonna talk about the north Korean revolution

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      YEAH OK that's what they been talkin about & think would happen during the 70's & 80's & 90's OK maybe by 2010? NO maybe by 2018? NO
      it will Never happen these people don't know what the hell is going on outside their own country.

    • @desiderata2209
      @desiderata2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MetalHeart8787 it was a joke man

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@desiderata2209 thats OK it could happen i cant predict the future, im just saying thats what people been hoping for.

    • @J344Y
      @J344Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MetalHeart8787 well didnt u watch then video the sumgglers on the boarder have tech that they get in it may be very little but its a start

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@J344Y yeah well tech can help slightly. but just an absolute Revolt is out of the question. of course im all for reunionification & them living in peace

  • @Forgottentwice
    @Forgottentwice ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Thanks for the tutorial, im gonna try this out tomorrow

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Any luck?
      It says 10 months ago.

    • @Nightmare-snas
      @Nightmare-snas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845 He didn't reply, he failed.

    • @maxwelldaly5845
      @maxwelldaly5845 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Nightmare-snas How unfortunate

    • @Lumminere
      @Lumminere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@maxwelldaly5845 Bro's dead 💀

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    “An invasion, one that’s very strategized.”
    **plastic soldiers start marching**

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You'd be surprised at the level of deviousness, cunning, tactical thinking, and strategy that goes on between me and my little brother in plastic army men battles.

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GIVE 'EM HELL BOYS

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all know Legos are the best tool at defeating enemies

    • @lelslie7407
      @lelslie7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ATACCCKKKKK

    • @smallarmy3134
      @smallarmy3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes sir

  • @riickii117
    @riickii117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    The money bomb seems like a good option, with everything getting progressibely expensive weapons will be more difficult to build, and with less money and weapons they'll become weaker, obviously it's over simplified but sounds viable.

    • @jakobmdch3160
      @jakobmdch3160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Except if they manage to introduce a new, stable currency before a hyperinflation can even happen. Still an option tho

    • @thecactusman17
      @thecactusman17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      North Korean currency is already worthless and NK is already the source of billions, perhaps trillions of counterfeit foriegn currency. They just start handing out nearly perfect "American dollars" which would rapidly enter circulation and be spread elsewhere by NK businesses. Also, as a major supplier of illicit drugs worldwide many of their customers would actually be quite happy to contribute a few thousand extra real notes for several million fake ones. So this would actually effect stable governments more than NK.

    • @chetanjaswal5593
      @chetanjaswal5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      First , it seems god raining help for them ,
      A few months later , it would be devil raining hell on them ,

    • @soviet8578
      @soviet8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agree

    • @TheAxelFII
      @TheAxelFII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I don't understand how the money bomb would work. The idea is fun, but you know, NK can react in different ways, like announcing that anyone who uses that money will get executed.

  • @JAMAC5421
    @JAMAC5421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5479

    “Hey britain there’s some place you can colonize”

    • @HAMZA-OLYMPUS
      @HAMZA-OLYMPUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      LESS GOOOO

    • @septianputrawarnoto6813
      @septianputrawarnoto6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      RESTORE THE BRITISH EMPIRE

    • @mattynek2
      @mattynek2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Hey USA I've heard that there is oil in North Korea

    • @Daigorooo
      @Daigorooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      *RULE BRITTANIA*

    • @tpiano1165
      @tpiano1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Daigorooo YES COLONIZATION!

  • @mattmcgill1976
    @mattmcgill1976 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Amazing job. I appreciate all your hard work putting this together.

  • @evanweber7860
    @evanweber7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I can't wait until the regime falls, and the people are granted the freedom and knowledge that they have waited for, I hope it happens in my lifetime.

  • @alenpapec
    @alenpapec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Me: watches this
    My FBI agent: *nice nice my homie educated*

    • @moneebkhan3744
      @moneebkhan3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Wassup bro?

    • @myrasmith3423
      @myrasmith3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@moneebkhan3744 I swear it wasn’t me, I’m just trying to watch TH-cam.

    • @joeydaninersfan2188
      @joeydaninersfan2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Junk Bot Bro, forget learning about taking down North Korea, you need to learn about a joke

    • @f.b.i2132
      @f.b.i2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Junk Bot yeah he is fake

    • @thelonelyduck2823
      @thelonelyduck2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Junk Bot dude its a joke

  • @vicki6696
    @vicki6696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Just discovered this channel and now I’m binge watching

  • @Cthulu_699
    @Cthulu_699 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    8th way... Send in Florida Man.

  • @Glatier
    @Glatier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    1:03 Nuke
    3:01 Assassination
    4:54 Invasion
    8:48 Eastern Alliance
    12:06 Puppet Leader
    14:49 Korean Spring
    16:43 Money Bomb

    • @somerandomoldman4557
      @somerandomoldman4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      20:20 heart attack

    • @kv-2467
      @kv-2467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Blue Shrek nah invasion is the best idea, yea korea might know what's up already but their soldiers literally don't even have a gun and have not eaten for weeks or days

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      step 7 be like: i n f l a t i o n

    • @kymiram7865
      @kymiram7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think so that, nuke the banks so they will have no money, nuke the strong spots and capital 5 nukes each is the best because they won't afford the weapons and destroy their nukes to cause mass destruction to the country, then cause an invasion.

    • @lugiasimply6054
      @lugiasimply6054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is anyone gonna note that Kim Jong Nam's son, Kim Han-Sol, is still alive? Also the USA government under Trump was discussing plans for him to take over North Korea (idk if they still are due to fucking commie democrats)

  • @603bricks
    @603bricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    “The killing of foreign political officials is, shall we say, frowned upon.”
    So much for that one.

    • @nerd9777
      @nerd9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, as long as it’s sanctioned by congress, it can go through. And let’s face it, congress would probably be okay with killing Kimmy, and even if they weren’t some sort of exception would probably be made.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CIA during the cold war

    • @YouStalkerFR
      @YouStalkerFR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JFK Abraham lincoln yeah that's all frowned upon

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think CIA would care

    • @thema.sosoudid2229
      @thema.sosoudid2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gaddafi: Am I a joke to you

  • @OkitaSoujiFGO
    @OkitaSoujiFGO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    "Hey America, someone told me that North Korea has oil"
    edit: can yall stop ruining the damn joke? thanks

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      its like a roblox noobs obsession with roblox

    • @themario2227
      @themario2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Me an American
      Well y didn’t u say so before!? We woulda been there YEARS ago

    • @parthbansal8543
      @parthbansal8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They can attack any country for oil🤣🤣

    • @Theracist.101
      @Theracist.101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol that would do it

    • @a.9492
      @a.9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That would be the end of North Korea 😂

  • @prithvirajsrinivasan1077
    @prithvirajsrinivasan1077 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NK: What is that balloon doing?
    US/SK: *I came here to drop some money, dropping all my money. Drop some money, all this bread so yummy, yeah*

  • @nasdailymemes3012
    @nasdailymemes3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Kento bento: The 7 ways to get rid of North Korea
    Kim Jong Un: Thanks for telling me how to defend my regime.

    • @akhilkanakia2505
      @akhilkanakia2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How will he defend the Money Bomb?

    • @cachemist4149
      @cachemist4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pfft, like he wouldnt have thought of this stuff.

    • @akhilkanakia2505
      @akhilkanakia2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Mrinal Deb or he can just Ban Currency altogether and start printing it again....because we don't even know whether there exists a system in prk where notes can be identified

    • @anthonyvaldes6070
      @anthonyvaldes6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isnt youtube banned in N.K. thoughe

    • @akhilkanakia2505
      @akhilkanakia2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anthonyvaldes6070 internet is banned there...but the fact that Lazurus operates from Pyongyang is ironical

  • @mtube8564
    @mtube8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    The seventh one is seriously a good thought.

    • @viiiiiiiipuri
      @viiiiiiiipuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      do it if you have to.

    • @mertyuip06
      @mertyuip06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Actually it makes sense if you want to bleed them dry of money then give more money kinda genius if you ask me although there is a issue knowing the big ball of fat that is ruling North Korea wouldn’t he burn the money that is something I kinda thought about so who knows

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mertyuip06 it's like Zimbabwe but with a butterfly effect

    • @hmmmm9471
      @hmmmm9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most likely what will happen is they will shoot down the plane and they could just tax them

    • @reizyka3044
      @reizyka3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m aftaid that wouldn’t work either. Venezuela has hyperinflation already yet the government is still going

  • @SFC_on_Insta
    @SFC_on_Insta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    “Hey Britain, Kim Jong drank all your tea.”

    • @PennyWenny224
      @PennyWenny224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We’d actually get ready to fight

    • @SAFM25
      @SAFM25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Britain: GOD MAY FORGIVE BUT I DAM WONT

    • @hotpotato3558
      @hotpotato3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And then the tea started

    • @SFC_on_Insta
      @SFC_on_Insta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Tristan Jeong he still drank the tea

    • @YosmHere
      @YosmHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tryna trigger war😂

  • @Hamilton-TheMusical
    @Hamilton-TheMusical ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love that the video ended with a slight joke. It really calmed me down a bit after watching all of this strategized demise speculation

  • @God-hr9tm
    @God-hr9tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Donald Trump: *writing Notes*

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't be ridiculous. Trump first of all watches only fox news. And secondly he referred Kim as "nice guy" and he might actually like him. And thirdly he has no empathy for north korean people. If Kim stops threatening US Trump is fine with all he does

    • @God-hr9tm
      @God-hr9tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zarbazan Zarbaev XD Funny Joke

    • @captaicon1890
      @captaicon1890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus it’s just a joke

    • @bluu4
      @bluu4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ma-tanica why tho

    • @howinthewhat
      @howinthewhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The Stammering Dunce you're delusional, send him to the infirmary.

  • @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz
    @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    What about a classic 1v1 bay-blade battle between the two?

  • @susindhar4951
    @susindhar4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Kento Bento: Talks about the most secretive way to take out North Korea
    Also Kento Bento: goes ahead and posts it on TH-cam for 7mil people to see.

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He hopefully won't see it

    • @SpacingOut_
      @SpacingOut_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha

    • @aidanbookard6803
      @aidanbookard6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "israel doesnt even admit to have nukes,"
      Israel: WE WONT COMMENT. WE WILL NOT COMMENT ON WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

    • @Alaskflls
      @Alaskflls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well TH-cam banned in North Korea

    • @ravenchild7517
      @ravenchild7517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Alaskflls For civilians yeah, the leader can do whatever he wants.

  • @BUtcherbabaiii
    @BUtcherbabaiii ปีที่แล้ว +11

    it's been 5 years since you posted this video :)

  • @literallydead1521
    @literallydead1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    You guys are misspelling that guy's name
    It's Kim Fatty The Third

    • @victoriaamon9642
      @victoriaamon9642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is Roman Numeral for three or the third.

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, his name is Little Rocket Man

    • @literallydead1521
      @literallydead1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crappyaccount
      little fat rocket man the third

    • @simplymischa6784
      @simplymischa6784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah it's cheeseburger little fatty

    • @opalrose3014
      @opalrose3014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kim Fatty the Turd!

  • @devoted_eater567
    @devoted_eater567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    7:57
    Kim Jong-Undolf Hitler
    WTF!? 😂🤔

    • @hungarycountryball1056
      @hungarycountryball1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rahma Shaib It makes me want to see a coup by Adolf Hitler in North Korea.

    • @dannyflan9503
      @dannyflan9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that really got me lol

    • @iamstuff4478
      @iamstuff4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hungarycountryball1056 Hey Austria-Hungary

    • @babushkablyattv2751
      @babushkablyattv2751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamstuff4478 hey comrade

  • @Kyle.Works.At.Temu1000
    @Kyle.Works.At.Temu1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    CIA: Ok guys you ready to nuke them?
    Mr beast: no need we are gonna drop a money bomb

    • @dabmaste
      @dabmaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He nothing compared to the pooreat billionare 💀 His BeastReact channel reveals his dumbness 💀 but i still watch him

    • @acegamerth3701
      @acegamerth3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dabmaste lol same

    • @asifishan1221
      @asifishan1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damage : 0
      Negative side effects : 0
      Gain : 0
      Loss : 10'000'000 dollars

    • @catinamask5019
      @catinamask5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But we should play the entire song of money longer when the money bombs rain from the sky

    • @CrazycatASG
      @CrazycatASG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I gave $10000 To NORTH KOREA

  • @emitindustries8304
    @emitindustries8304 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Very well made video. Informative and entertaining.

  • @Table4Two-
    @Table4Two- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    80% of peoples solution’s:
    *Haha bomb go boom*

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or take down north Korea’s allies than take down North Korea nah because when they come back then nuke America

    • @rooshovhannes7592
      @rooshovhannes7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@funkymonkey7065 you mean fighting russia AND china?

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roos Hovhannes we have allies too to help

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roos Hovhannes we have South Korea

    • @rooshovhannes7592
      @rooshovhannes7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@funkymonkey7065 and japan

  • @ethapnerry5740
    @ethapnerry5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    A old german lady watching the 7th option:
    Hey, I’ve seen this one!

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People who live in inflammation:first time?

    • @Robbie-pc1dl
      @Robbie-pc1dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      weimar republic: ok

    • @Robbie-pc1dl
      @Robbie-pc1dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shewp please dont

    • @jedi5317
      @jedi5317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Venezuela be like

    • @BoyoBasado
      @BoyoBasado 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ww2 reference

  • @volt7162
    @volt7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Kento bento: 7 ways to beat north korea
    Donald trump: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @nanika3228
      @nanika3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No they’re not. Kim is playing Trump for a dummy. I’m pretty sure ‘friends’ don’t threaten to Bomb their friends territory on Christmas Day.

    • @darkacademiac
      @darkacademiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      charles the french reference?

    • @kaymay5903
      @kaymay5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darkacademiac Nope it's a real thing that happened. NK threatened a 'surprise gift' for the US. No one knew what it was, and we still don't know.

    • @darkacademiac
      @darkacademiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaymay5903 no i mean the "Write that down" is a refernce from a youtuer called Charles The French.

    • @kaymay5903
      @kaymay5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whoopsie :/ oooh

  • @zkurta1184
    @zkurta1184 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ur gonna on a watch list for sure

  • @ayikuza9665
    @ayikuza9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    19:33 they all look so sad and he's just there smiling

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just feel bad now

    • @kappyword
      @kappyword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They are terrified

    • @arbalest7645
      @arbalest7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That photo is more staged than America's got Talent

    • @Monorail-Beyond-the-Veil
      @Monorail-Beyond-the-Veil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arbalest7645 No, they genuinely look terrified. This is too sad!

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The photo is even more terrifying with context. That was sent to a north korean foreign laborer, to remind him that he cant run away without leaving his wife and kids at home. They're hostages. They're using their own people, as hostages.

  • @lepidj
    @lepidj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I love how he roasts Kim Jong Un every time he talks about him

    • @davidbenito5164
      @davidbenito5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah cus kim is a peice of shit 😪

    • @lepidj
      @lepidj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Benito that!s right

    • @adrianperez3784
      @adrianperez3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kim is so dumb though

    • @adrianperez3784
      @adrianperez3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he is an asshole

    • @toxicityuser
      @toxicityuser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KOKAS ! Same here

  • @tofu0040
    @tofu0040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Kim when he watches this: "What can I say except delete this~"

    • @Genesisthefirst109
      @Genesisthefirst109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He won't

    • @pompomaddons
      @pompomaddons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hack his TH-cam account? Haven’t you seen wannacry?

    • @regenpalkar4385
      @regenpalkar4385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can't lol

    • @sire8677
      @sire8677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "And delete the person who made this while you're at it"

  • @The_official_Roman_Empire
    @The_official_Roman_Empire ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for the ideas

  • @sidshash
    @sidshash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    Hitler : Tell me a joke
    Stalin : Moscow
    Hitler : i didn't get it
    Stalin : exactly

    • @Truthholder345
      @Truthholder345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sry i didnt get it.

    • @murder1625
      @murder1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Truthholder345 winter

    • @foundit1413
      @foundit1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

    • @lildroptop4178
      @lildroptop4178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Truthholder345 hilter cldnt get to moscow

    • @Truthholder345
      @Truthholder345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Carbbyyy why he couldn’t get there???

  • @TheyCallMeVelvetyRed
    @TheyCallMeVelvetyRed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "7 ways to take down northkorea"
    "Gets 7 million views"
    *Perfectly Balanced As All Things Should Be*

  • @ZalorgLeGoose
    @ZalorgLeGoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Suddenly stops making videos*

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you sure?

    • @coolKid-js1qh
      @coolKid-js1qh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Someone 234 he meant that Kim fatty III killed him cuz he made a vid about ways to end him

    • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
      @user-xp9jo2rv3q 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam Nominate the us is in debt.

  • @puppetfan4634
    @puppetfan4634 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Hey America, I heard that North Korea has oil"

  • @mustafamunir8437
    @mustafamunir8437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    1:40
    "The Uk will likely wait for someonelse to make the first move"
    I have never been prouder

  • @JPmax4ever
    @JPmax4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "the Koreans are diggers"
    People who fought in the Korean war: you don't need to tell me twice.

    • @the_car_guy5915
      @the_car_guy5915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Diggers but replace the d with a N

    • @animejat
      @animejat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Aidan Morris ni-

    • @skyweaver3199
      @skyweaver3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@the_car_guy5915 Why would you make this comment? How old are you 12? You need to keep educating yourself. Find more videos like this, just keep going. You are on the right track... (Just ignorant.)

    • @cz5629
      @cz5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@skyweaver3199 lol what? The guy is clearly joking no need to be butt hurt

    • @skyweaver3199
      @skyweaver3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cz5629 "What"? Yeah the context doesn't fkin matter.

  • @Offline219
    @Offline219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "If you were put in charge of taking down the North Korean regime what would you do?" I'd question who in the hell put me in charge in the first place.

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *I can't even remember when North Korea was founded how do you expect me to take down it???*

    • @aienne80yearsago46
      @aienne80yearsago46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I be like: Boi, I'm not even old enough to enlist in the army, why would you expect a random highschool student to take down fricking North Korea?

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me : NO THANKS I WANNA LIVE

    • @rooshovhannes7592
      @rooshovhannes7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Offline trump will help

    • @RGC-gn2nm
      @RGC-gn2nm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The south is terrified of the cost of clean up

  • @guesthda
    @guesthda หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Mordecai, Rigby, I want you to go out and get some milk.”
    5 minutes later:

  • @earlkynpertacorta5724
    @earlkynpertacorta5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    Why can,t anyone poison his cheese burgers!??

    • @cameronbang7989
      @cameronbang7989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      They most likely test his food

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@cameronbang7989 they certainly do multiple times in fact

    • @graye3633
      @graye3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kurtpunchesthings2411 what if they replace it with a fake detector doe??? :o

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@graye3633 I mean it's possible ig but the trick to how he's still in power he looks after the right people very well and in turn they keep him in power because they know if a Unified Korea ever happens they will be on trial for crimes against humanity so keeping Kim in power prevents that happening

    • @octobsession3061
      @octobsession3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Because he eat beese churger instead

  • @zefancyferret7585
    @zefancyferret7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    I'm scared to have this is my watch history lol.

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      As long as fat boi doesn’t see it ur fine

    • @zefancyferret7585
      @zefancyferret7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@shaggiel3099 thats the thing

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation o no

    • @mr_lemonade4230
      @mr_lemonade4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i just want NK to go up in flames. then china's next. then well see about russia.

    • @zefancyferret7585
      @zefancyferret7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mr_lemonade4230 relax. The regime is bad, not the people.

  • @bichitoatiem
    @bichitoatiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    This looks like a job for agent 47

    • @mrlain8970
      @mrlain8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Martín Sosa Caram I wish they make a mission in north korea

    • @prooved
      @prooved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How About Agent 69?

    • @creativematters9134
      @creativematters9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@prooved I agree

    • @staticalphabetsoup637
      @staticalphabetsoup637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      krepnata kadara I cant be the only one who heard Diana’s voice in my head reading this

    • @ProperlyPsychotic
      @ProperlyPsychotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@staticalphabetsoup637 pretty sure everyone did lol