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"If the cold didn't get him, the mountain bears certainly would." ... What they didn't take account for was Shiratori's 5th ability: He can talk to bears.
This breaks my heart. This man only wanted to be treated right and escaped only because he was treated badly by the guards. Damn...and he never even got to meet his wife during his numerous escapes..
Four prison breaks, 5 arrests, and some human decency in the end, all started because he was convicted of a crime he never did. Gotta give the guy props for never giving up on life and himself after fate gave him a bad hand of cards. And props for being so damn good as an escape artist.
I can’t imagine how much pain he went through. The fact he can dislocate joints at will just shows how much endurance he’d built up from all of the torture. I think the biggest strength he had was patience.
It depends on the person. There is a condition called EDS and other hypermobile and joint conditions, that can make it extremely easy to dislocate joints, even by will
He’s literally the MC of an anime called: “I escaped prison 4 times with my super-human abilities but I broke down in tears and accepted my punishment because a cop gave me a cigarette”
Respect to this man! • he actually did the disguise sleeping person • did a literal call back to his first escape • broke out of 4 prisons • broke out of handcuffs 3 times • lock picked his way out of almost everything • has superhuman abilities • survived for 2 years in the wild • is the first (and only ) person to escape Abashiri prison What a mad lad
0:00 Intro 0:15 Aomori the start 2:40 Akita 5:45 Aftermath of Akita 7:48 Abashiri Miso Soup escape 13:12 Aftermath of Abashiri 16:18 Sapparo the final escape 19:30 Aftermath of the final escape 21:48 Tokyo the end 24:48 Outro
Shiratori escaped the most CRUEL prisons FOUR TIMES. THE GUY AT THIS POINT ISNT A PRISONER HES THE GOAT. THE MAN LITERALLY ESCAPED WITH SOUP YEAH. SOUP
Executioner: *Kills Shiratori* "But they forgot his 57th ability, he was able to ressurect himself by snapping his fingers a day before the execution."
But they forget his 947857th ability Teleportion he teleported through the walls with a device and he teleported away from japan , he made a device that he made from scrap
4727737738r63737373737647464764747465747574747474747475837292938484748382824747840220th abily allowing him to go through walls and kill people with just a look
Jeez, this made me almost cry I swear immagine being placed in jail for no reason, and wanting only to see your family, and still keeping your humanity and never growing hate or hurting someone by will
i feel so bad... this breaks my heart that he was innocent and just wanted to escape abuse and see his family again. He never even got to see his wife...
I know this comment is 4 years late but, can we acknowledge at NO POINT in this story did Yoshie Shiratori commit a crime? He wasn't even in jail for doing something wrong so in my opinion his escapes were reasonable. Let's also note how he spent all of his life basically locked up and abused from under 30 young to like 60 on the run and being so smooth.
@@landocalrissian856 He's gonna make every cell out of loosely fitted on windows and loose earth grounds, and fit a furnace in the corner and a convienient bucket of corrosive acid
Yeah the fact that the man only gets to spend half of his life with his wife is just truly heartbreaking. I can't imagine how her daughter feels when she finds out her dad is in jail. He would've lived a better life if he didn't hang out with the wrong crowd.
He never even got to see his wife.. Just imagine trying to get to the person who you love for 25 consecutive years just to find out there no longer on this earth
He’s hardly a genius, It’s just that human intelligence standards are incredibly low these days. But being completely honest it isn’t hard to mark patrol route , corrode metal overtime using salt etc. He’s actually pretty stupid, He got away 3 times and got caught 3 times.
After escaping 4 times, the Japanese gov should've hired him as a security inspector and prison cell designer instead of being stubborn and arrogant enough to throw Yoshie into four different prisons. But corruption is something that just doesn't go away. Like roaches.
His 101th ability though... is a threat to the whole world, being able to glitch through walls and floor using a soup bowl by equipping and un equipping it fastly
Woooow.... what an amazing story. I enjoyed every minute of it. The time and effort it must take to make these videos is insane. Keep up the great work! Love from the Netherlands 🇳🇱
What a man could have offered, a peaceful life, a better family to take care of. My man just wanted his Freedom after many betrayal and Abuses. Out of all, he becames free and United with his daughter. His life story Ended. This is what we dreamed off, like in our childhood dreams, our parents to be dreamed off us to be a good being like that. Life is too short to argue or getting worried. I'm just gonna try hard in life like Shiratori and try to achieve my ambitious goals for myself. His life story teaches me a lot for a 18 year old boy. Thank you for narrating mr. Shiratori's life ❤
Okay, don't whoosh this guy. He said something actually interesting that I didn't know so, please, show mercy. Edit: to avoid confusion someone commented that the life sentence is actually 30 years but deleted their comment.
New Guard: “SIR! A PRISONER ESCAPED!” Head Guard (calmly reading book): _yawn_ “Was it Shiratori?” New Guard: “Y-yes sir, how did you know?” Head Guard: “Ah, this happens once every few months or so.”
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👆🏼 Fun Fact: The prison that Yoshie Shiratori ended up in at the end (Fuchu Prison) is the same prison that was referenced in the 300 Million Yen robbery that I covered in my previous video 'The Greatest Bank Heist in Japanese History'. This Japanese heist took place in 1968, which is 7 years after Shiratori was released from prison.
*Illuminati confirmed*
No wonder you take time to upload a video, you are damn good at making this story.. good job.
I saw the image and I thought, hmm that building looks familiar
WuuUt niCe and I really liking watching ur vids and enjoy them and plz make more
@Kushman Tv he had been locked up for nearly a decade so he wouldn't know this fact. To him cigarettes were still seen as quite the luxury.
This guy is a madlad, a madlad that just wants to be with his family freely and make sure prisoners weren't wrongly abused.
He has practically ascended God hood.. What a friggin legend
Sm1 tell count dankula to add him to the mad lad series
Dankula definitely needs to add him to the patheon
Xin Jie Lim Madland and wholesome lad
In the end, he and his daughter didn’t talk, he died and his girl friend at the time take care of his ash. So, yeah.
"If the cold didn't get him, the mountain bears certainly would."
... What they didn't take account for was Shiratori's 5th ability: He can talk to bears.
😂😂facts
Holy shit I was reading your comment when the narrator says the exact word
Not only that, Shiratori's 6th ability.
He *IS* a bear.
*RUSSIA INTENSIFIES*
What is this Fullmetal Alchemist level s**t?
The amount of respect he shows when he escapes, is almost disrespectful.
damn yes
I like how he had that comedy to piss the cops off lmao
Yup
500th like lol
He sold his soul to the devil
To put it simply, this guy has plot armour.
ofc he talks japanese he is an anime mc he should have plot armor
tbh this would make a nice anime lol
it was his 5th ability...
The plot armor in question: Getting caught by trying to steal a tomato
@😂AthulReddy-cr8yr
Had
And then he was sentenced... To death
*What they didn't know was Shiratori's 5th ability: coming back from the dead*
😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂
In fact his alias name was Jesus with bunch of coolest abilities like coming back from the death and walk on water
p s the dude probably has 69 fucking abilities jesus
This breaks my heart. This man only wanted to be treated right and escaped only because he was treated badly by the guards. Damn...and he never even got to meet his wife during his numerous escapes..
Good at escaping bad at staying escaped
It's true all this happened because he was falsely accused of murder
Legend say, he watch this videos
damn, that head guard did the right thing
Very true and also im the 666 like
Four prison breaks, 5 arrests, and some human decency in the end, all started because he was convicted of a crime he never did.
Gotta give the guy props for never giving up on life and himself after fate gave him a bad hand of cards. And props for being so damn good as an escape artist.
Never knew that being able to dislocate my thumb isn't as impressive as being able to discocaye your entire body
Spoilers
@@AdityaSingh-lp5rp That might be useful for handcuffs at least.
@@vornamenachname2727 let's hope it won't
IDK the man literally stabbed a farmer over a tomato. You really think he was innocent?
It's tradition to rewatch this video once in a while
yep
me rn I last watched this video religiously like 3 years ago n im revisiting it for the nostalgia 😣
Yep
Fr
fax
I can’t imagine how much pain he went through. The fact he can dislocate joints at will just shows how much endurance he’d built up from all of the torture. I think the biggest strength he had was patience.
I'm pretty sure that's a birth defect but yeah
It depends on the person. There is a condition called EDS and other hypermobile and joint conditions, that can make it extremely easy to dislocate joints, even by will
@@Hi-wu1se I was just about to say that.
I agree.
and his biggest weakness is CiGeRaTeS
the only thing Yoshie Shiratori couldn't escape was a conversation.
underrated
Big Brain Time!
😂😂😂😂
🤯
Yeah. He could’ve just said that he needed the toilet.
The ironic thing is,
The guards don't need a Shiratori proof cell, they just needed to be nice, give him normal portions of food and he'll just stay
That would be an inescapable cell to shiratori
So he's a cat
True
Or they could just execute him
@@wazzupp1029 they already tried that. This guy escaped before they could do the actual execution
He’s literally the MC of an anime called: “I escaped prison 4 times with my super-human abilities but I broke down in tears and accepted my punishment because a cop gave me a cigarette”
real
💯 real
average modern anime name
Of course its animes with those paragraph long ass names💀
Lmao so real
Police guards: Bears will kill him.
Bears: Here you will learn to catch crabs.
True
Mama bears: here how to learn kill a police guards👌
Nahh i bet the bears will be like:Welcome back bro! What happened to you?
"But what they didn't account for was Shiyatori's fifth ability..."
Nice
Respect to this man!
• he actually did the disguise sleeping person
• did a literal call back to his first escape
• broke out of 4 prisons
• broke out of handcuffs 3 times
• lock picked his way out of almost everything
• has superhuman abilities
• survived for 2 years in the wild
• is the first (and only ) person to escape Abashiri prison
What a mad lad
@@gaspermuhvic6822
Bruh that judge tho
@@gaspermuhvic6822
*agreeeeeed*
My dude he’s John wick x10
@@rangercav7189 except he had no dogs
@@tarpulin8179 that true he got miso soup tho
"but he had a fourth ability" this guy is like that kid who is always making up rules so he wins
But it works.
@@UnprofessionalProfessor Definitely does. Dude was pretty amazing
@Swymco luck is on the side of yoshikage kira!
The guards: "har! Har! Har! You'll never get to escape here!"
Guy: "This isn't even my final form!!"
@@iiovemiku KILLER QUEEN BITEZ ZA DUSTO
0:00 Intro 0:15 Aomori the start 2:40 Akita 5:45 Aftermath of Akita 7:48 Abashiri Miso Soup escape 13:12 Aftermath of Abashiri 16:18 Sapparo the final escape 19:30 Aftermath of the final escape 21:48 Tokyo the end 24:48 Outro
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How hard you burned your attention spawn dawg
this is such a heart breaking story. i can tell shiratori had a good soul, he just wanted to be respected.
Not to mention he didn't really do anything wrong
@@thesovietpotato9550 it was never his fault
Yeah when all things actually started he got accused of murderer like what??
Shouldn't have even happened
@@elizabethmaysabando4129 N
*Shiratori gets locked in prison*
Shiratori: ight imma head out
Guard: Well everything seems ok in this inescapable prison
Shiratori: hold my soup
Ight off to visit your mother.
@@danielsavin5674 *snorts in French
*Shiratori throws miso soup at cell door*
Screws: ight imma head out
I just finished erased so this makes he think of yuuki / jun shiratori
Guards: *throw shiratori into black hole*
Shiratori: *Escapes the laws of physics*
Zero Two literally 💀
yes
Turns out kento bento is a reincarnared anime mc
His 11 ability. He is also god son
what they didn't take account for was Shiratori's 5th ability.
bending quantum physics.
Gaurds: Would you lose?
Shiratori: Nah, I'd escape
fr
"It turned out Shiratori had another special ability."
Shiratori : "This isn't even my final form."
Everyone gangster until you search him on google
@@brumbrumroma Wait what
Random Bird loves curry this japanese person is real, search him on google
hes 100% a lizard
I wouldn't be surprised if it was revealed that he had a Stand
It’s impossible to escape this prison
Shiatori: yes but actually no
"It’s impossible to escape this prison"
Shiatori: Hold my miso soup
Waluigi the meme Lord
Maes PhoeniX I was gonna say “hold my beer” or “hold my saké” but this is much better
Yes very true much good
Door : Lvl 30
Walls : Lvl 30
Windows : Lvl 30
Alarm : Lvl 30
Security : Lvl 30
Floor : Lvl 4
Kristofer Andre lol
Hmmm seems accurate
SHIRATORI:Level 100
The floor its make from wood lol
Prisoner:Lvl ♾
Shiratori escaped the most CRUEL prisons FOUR TIMES. THE GUY AT THIS POINT ISNT A PRISONER HES THE GOAT. THE MAN LITERALLY ESCAPED WITH SOUP YEAH. SOUP
shiratori's family: going to his cremation
also shiratori's family: check's jar
again shiratoris family: *WHERE DID THE ASHES GO*
*5th prison escape*
Celestia Ludenburg but they didn’t know his 6th ability *FLYING*
Underrated comment alert
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
•Amber Marie• relax
Now lets not forget he folded his bed sheets and clothes before escaping
*Professionals have standards*
lol
Respect 100
Yup
his mom would be proud
So respectful
Shiratori is the type of dude who's gonna escape his coffin after he's dead
This made me smile thx ☺️
True
He's already dead
@Tony995 *dies
666 likes 😧
I've been seeing this on my recommended for YEARS, so I'll finally watch it
Same
same
*when shiratori is bored in the prison*
“Aight imma head out”
From what I understood my man phased through walls I know what happened!
He activated Hacks my guy
@@plagueactsnormal102 he was like sv_cheats 1 noclip
@@plagueactsnormal102 Tru
lol
Ayyy nice bruh
When you can outsmart prison, dislocate your joints at will, strategize like Sherlock, but can't steal a damn tomato
Ain't that just sad
I dont blame him the farmer may had have a watch dog
He cant even not trust a cop
True, guess his weakness is being human
@@Skitticat8 lets hope it wasn't a doberman
Crazy how the only security measures they needed to keep the man who no prison could hold locked up, were kindness and respect.
There's a moral in that.
Exactly the point of this whole story
Honestly a more preferable way to be imprisoned...
I mean at that point he was old and couldn't give any more fs
chip
For 4 years this video has appeared on my recommended, and today I watch it
This guy is like a custom character with maxed out stats
and some godlike perks
Sneak 100
Lockpicking 100
Illusion 100
V E K T O R
Shapeshifting: 90
Willpower: 100
Endurance: 95
Intelligence: 100
Luck: 1
@@loghorizon45
Played the game on the Japanese server too, that's one of the hardest ones.
SHIRATORI
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 9
Defense: 10
Speed: 6
Executioner: *Kills Shiratori*
"But they forgot his 57th ability, he was able to ressurect himself by snapping his fingers a day before the execution."
“Floor it”
LOL
But they forget his 947857th ability Teleportion he teleported through the walls with a device and he teleported away from japan , he made a device that he made from scrap
You forgot his 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th ability to have more abilities
4727737738r63737373737647464764747465747574747474747475837292938484748382824747840220th abily allowing him to go through walls and kill people with just a look
God: What abilities do you want?
Shiratori: Yes.
No, all the abilities were random the only one he asked for was: *TOMATO EATING*
Fnaf fan: what is mangles gender
Scott : yes
Jotham tess that has nothing to do with the video
No
The Weeb Mafia and it was denied
This guy took "When there's a will, there's a way" to the next and final level
He’s the guy that leaves one star google reviews of prisons
"It wasn't lit"
That because he a legend
Very bad treatment I am leaving.
@@abdulmohid3519 1 star:very bad service!
1 star: (in Japanesse)people can escape easily lol
Jeez, this made me almost cry I swear immagine being placed in jail for no reason, and wanting only to see your family, and still keeping your humanity and never growing hate or hurting someone by will
Same.
@Justin Lu Yes it could. Humans are still the same.
It’s crazy how this all started from a murder he didn’t even commit
yeah its pretty heartbreaking
and it led him to commit genuine crimes, pretty sad if you ask me
The real question is:
Was the real murderer arrested? Because if he/she's not, i'll say goodbye to my faith for humanity.
Felzepp you should already say goodbye I’ve already said goodbye many times
ikr
Man i wish he still posted,He was a real storyteller
Facts
why did he stop?
@@jess3843 i really dont know but i think he still posts on Nebula bur im not sure
Its well bs like by storyteller u mean things that didn t happen like this man having 300 abilitys to escape prison😂😂
@@leandrogabriel4079search it up?
*Shiratori gets transferred in a new Prison with no chance of escaping*
„But he had another uncanny ability“
This man
*t e l e p o r t a t i o n*
But what the guards didnt take into account, his 69th abilty to teleport
@@pichu1930 he went to the planet yardrat and learnt instant transmission
He was octopus
But the guards didn’t expect his fifth ability: Teleportation
Don’t forget his sixth ability ninjitsu
Lol, that made me laugh
Nor his twenty seventh ability: he was a vampire all along.
@@twinsunianlp7359 OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!
Or his sixth: immunity to abuse
*gets arrested*
Also him: “aight imma head out”
Dude. Do you play bloodborne?
@@luckygale6327 I play bloodborne, I got fucked in that game too many times LOL I hate the bosses
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Copied my comment 😬
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I come back and watch this video every couple of months, it’s genuinely my favourite video on TH-cam.
i feel so bad... this breaks my heart that he was innocent and just wanted to escape abuse and see his family again. He never even got to see his wife...
So sad
Yeah, he even wanted to serve his time in prison, he just escaped because of the abuse
@Lord Jashin on self defense, the farmer attacked him
@Lord Jashin the farmer should have called the police
@Lord Jashin he was already wanted anyway
“He was sentenced to death.”
What they didn’t account for is his 5th ability Immortality.
They never accounted for his 7th ability: being able to snap half the universe away
@@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs wow you had to include that lol
@@mskomeji HAHAHHA
WHAT ABOUT 100000000 ABILTY
GHOST
@Luis Gutierrez HMMMMMMMMMMMM
cops: he is just a human
shiratori: this isn't even my final form
*becomes godzilla*
he is INOOOOOOSUKE
kevin thiago yeah! I was thinking that the whole time!!
*giorno’s theme plays*
Guards: *why ドヴェ い 屁エアロ ボッサ ムシc？*
Shiratori: uuunlimiteeed poweeeer
I know this comment is 4 years late but, can we acknowledge at NO POINT in this story did Yoshie Shiratori commit a crime? He wasn't even in jail for doing something wrong so in my opinion his escapes were reasonable. Let's also note how he spent all of his life basically locked up and abused from under 30 young to like 60 on the run and being so smooth.
he killed a farmer and robbed a hospital
@@balthazar422 that should not be 20 years then, 10 years max, the farmer was from self defense and the theft is no more than 5 years
@@lisMaxCaulfieldlike 15 years fs
He should've been employed by the goverment as prison designer.
He will probably always leave a small flaw that he can exploit in case he's in it.
He’d never want that job. Seeing the cruelty first-hand, he’d never want to be the one to make said cruelty occur
Yes
@@landocalrissian856 He's gonna make every cell out of loosely fitted on windows and loose earth grounds, and fit a furnace in the corner and a convienient bucket of corrosive acid
@@andersonrobotics5608
He's gonna put in a log and a crafting table in the cell. So the prisoners can mine their way out too
The fact that he took the time to fold his clothes and blankets up before escaping a maximum security prison is such a flex on the guards lmao
*Weird flex, but ok*
*Weird flex, but ok*
*Weird flex, but ok*
*Weird flex, but ok*
Weird flex, but ok
"How many abilities do you have?"
Shiratori: yes.
How to break out of a prison:
1.breath in
2.
Shout some sexual noises untile the officers release you
True hahaha
I really want abilities like that
@@Denji_Hayakawa you're bakugo you have explosion powers
@@beanawm6038 with your nitroglycerin like sweat coming from your body concentrated into the palms of your hands
the guards forgot about his1000000000th power he ability to walk through walls😂
it’s so sad how he never saw his wife again and she never knew if he survived and how he was wrongly imprisoned in the first place
super sad
:((
😞😞😞
Its so unfair
Yeah the fact that the man only gets to spend half of his life with his wife is just truly heartbreaking. I can't imagine how her daughter feels when she finds out her dad is in jail. He would've lived a better life if he didn't hang out with the wrong crowd.
Shiratori: *escapes*
Police: *arrests Shiratori*
Shiratori: _Wanna see me do it again?_
😂
Random criminals reading the papers about him: "Do it again"
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lol!😴😴
“They put him in a black hole.” “But little did they know, Shiratori’s 69th ability. *”Plot armor”*
A true shounen protagonist
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
shuk, only if his mom is dead.
Hahahaha
Hahahahaha that how you know it’s fake
Dude had 4 insane abilities and incredible intelligence, he had every right to be a villain, but he didn't.
He never even got to see his wife.. Just imagine trying to get to the person who you love for 25 consecutive years just to find out there no longer on this earth
Yeah, that really sucks
Poor Shiratori
its just how i tried to get a valentine but was already taken by my best friend
@@alexisvillamor6629 That's not comparable at all.
Alexis MV Villamor nah
Can we just appreciate that he LITERALLY took the time to neatly fold his clothes and place his cuffs beside them the third time he escaped?
yessssssss
Japanese culture
@Kian Patel onion
@Kian Patel onion lol
He was totally subtly sticking it to the guards lol
Prison: *Absolute* hell, and filled with bad cops
Shiratori: mmm yea I’m not really feeling this so I’m gonna go🏃🏻💨
take a cookie
@@blankedout1862 I'll take it thankyou *steal cookie*
dang
dang
dang
Now that's one angry prisoner after spending years in jail💀
this man is the LITERAL definition of being built different.
HE COOCHIE MAN
Hes more than build different, He’s constructed unconventionally
NotEpic it’s spelled C00chie man
Ikr
Nope he is the literal definition of determination and not giving up
*_how to escape from a japanese prison_*
*_1. Use a soup_*
Astigmatisme what else would you use
It's a _souper_ good idea
He is S O U P E R M A N
@@soup7k955 yesoup
How to break out of prison
Be inhuman
Be
SOUPERMAN
This guy is a literal living anime protagonist
This would actually legit make a great anime.
@@mintyspy7241 it really would
He's basically Jyugo from Nanbaka
That anime character named Yoshitake Shiraishi The escape king from Golden Kamuy was based on this guy.
Jyugo
Police: "Toss him into a volcano" 🌋
Shiratori: "Domain Expansion..."🤞
he's gonna pull a Joseph joestar and survive.
This man spent decades fighting for his freedom because of a crime he didn't even commit. Respect.
He has so much determination
It's scary how you get accused of something you didn’t do, especially that involve murdering someone. May we all are avoided of something like that...
*hopes and dreams starts playing*
Also, I like to think that he shown the law system how to better secure prisoners by knowing where to reinforce
The Asian version of Andy from Shawshank redemption
He's a genuis, lockpicker, strong, can dislocate joints at will, overall this guys not human he was a living legend
yeah
Straight up. A living anime protagonist
He’s hardly a genius, It’s just that human intelligence standards are incredibly low these days.
But being completely honest it isn’t hard to mark patrol route , corrode metal overtime using salt etc.
He’s actually pretty stupid, He got away 3 times and got caught 3 times.
@@account1983 trying hard to be a contrarian
@@account1983 r/iamverysmart
“Well how did he do it”
He used his 7,459th ability; passing through the space time continuum.
Lol
Right at what point do these abilities seperate this guy from being classified human?
[KING CRIMSON]
😂
Remigiusz Nowak You will never arrive at the truth
I dont know why this story just broke me.. and i just like watching this.. over.. and over.. and over.. again..
He suffered for so many years and the only real crime he committed was stealing a tomato...
And hospital supplies
and killing tomato farmer
@@want-diversecontent3887 oh yeh
BlueBlob technically it was self defense
@@sticktheok but that was still self defence
And it was like a fight or flight response the farmer should have heard him out before attacking
shiratori: wanna see me escape prison?
*escapes*
Cops: *sends shitori to a higher security prison*
also shiratori: *wanna see me do it again?*
Shiratori: i'll fucking do it again
I Have bad aim I always like to a spongebob comment
SHITORI
He never asked he was just like bye 👋🏻
@@matheusleocadio4295 cops: to abashiri prison it is
Shiratori: I WILL ESCAPE
Cops: sure
Shiratori: **escapes**
Cops: what the fuck
After escaping 4 times, the Japanese gov should've hired him as a security inspector and prison cell designer instead of being stubborn and arrogant enough to throw Yoshie into four different prisons.
But corruption is something that just doesn't go away. Like roaches.
Lol so true
Apparently you don’t know about Japanese culture, that will be like slamming them in the face.
@@eubalenaglacialis Yeah no shit. What did i say?
Exactly. He’s like the CEO of the prison break club
LMAOOOOO
Adding three more years to a life sentence is crazyyy
How
"ight mate, could you live 3 more years? "
But what they hadn't discovered was Shiratori's 100th ability, he could disassemble his molecules and noclip out of prison.
Video game testers when they run into a wall 200000 times
he’s hacking
His 101th ability though... is a threat to the whole world, being able to glitch through walls and floor using a soup bowl by equipping and un equipping it fastly
What they didn't know was Shiratori's 102nd ability, he could speedrun all 4 prison escapes.
lol
Plot twist: He only went to prison just to show his escaping skills
Rishot Nongkhlaw o ma god
What is this a movie called escape plan
Wait maybe maybe
he's to good of a flexer
666 likes nice
**escapes four prisons**
**police officer offers him a cigarette**
"aight, *imma confess* "
*sniffles; who the hell's cutting onions this time of the night?
Wait, How did you escape area 51?
Area 51 Guard Lmao
Kindness works all the time
😂
It turned out Shiratori had another special ability- he was son of god
jesus 2
*Escapes prison 3 times, gets caught stealing a tomato*
4*
Rusem Paul At that time, it was 3
Toasted Toast in total he escaped 4 times and got caught stealing a tomato once.
@@AllTrickss yeah but at the time he got caught it was 3
Galateque but if you were to look at it in the perspective of his lifetime, he escaped prison 4 times and gets caught stealing a tomato once.
Police: puts Shiratori in an unescapable cell
Shiratori: *s o u p*
they will bury what's left of ya in a soupcan!
Shiratori: escapes
Guards: ah yes enslaved soup
Exactly 😂
The world: normal soup
China: *b a t s*
This needs to be in a drake format
The “miso soup technique” means this dude must have been paying some real attention in science class
Me basically
👍 yup he did 😂
"Imma write this down.."
"Imma use this up.."
Noah Lazar lol
Senku's student :v
This video was my favorite when I was younger
16:49 “ he certainly can’t dislocate his skull”
or can he...
What they didn’t account for was his ability to pop off his head and live
@@pearlescen Ahhhhhh...
“As it turns out, he has a fifth ability...”
It’s called a hydraulic press
*vsauce theme*
Michael Scofield: ‘Breaks out of 2 prisons’
Yoshie Shiratori: “Hold my floorboards”
*hold my soup*
Actually 3 he broke out of Ogygia too
Shiratori: "Observe."
@@missingno2401 *hold my joints*
**holds floorboards** there!
Moral of the story: Japanese prison is sponsored by miso soup
Yes may dude😎
Yessir
No the Japanese prison is sponsored by Raid shadow legend
Lmao
Yas Even in Usa
Woooow.... what an amazing story. I enjoyed every minute of it. The time and effort it must take to make these videos is insane. Keep up the great work! Love from the Netherlands 🇳🇱
*give soup*
Shiratori: I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer move
Chi Dung Nguyen Duy
tự hào về đồng bào
underratted comment lmao
@Daniel lieberman Hi Vietnamese I'm dad
@@zungnguyen5300 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nice one
pho gamer move
Scofield: "I draw a map on my body for my escaping plan."
Shiratori: *Thats cute*
shiratori: *I BREAK MY OWN BONES*
Gacha Stories! Shiratori: *I CLIMB THINGS LIKE LIZARDS*
*breaks cuffs with strength* What was that?
Shiratori: *sips miso soup* thats cute
What next? Shiratori can fly?
“No one has ever escaped from this prison”
Shiratori: hold my miso soup
hilarious
😂
Every guard in history: Ah shit, here we go again
shiratori the type of person to escape class when the teacher turns around for 0.2 seconds when someone looks at him
:O 666 likes?!
What a man could have offered, a peaceful life, a better family to take care of. My man just wanted his Freedom after many betrayal and Abuses. Out of all, he becames free and United with his daughter. His life story Ended. This is what we dreamed off, like in our childhood dreams, our parents to be dreamed off us to be a good being like that. Life is too short to argue or getting worried. I'm just gonna try hard in life like Shiratori and try to achieve my ambitious goals for myself. His life story teaches me a lot for a 18 year old boy. Thank you for narrating mr. Shiratori's life ❤
This guy needs a reward for the most “I never give up” personality
I bet this dude wasn’t even birthed, he just escaped his mother’s womb
i will be the top comment god for this😂🤣
Remember the second reply
😀😀😀😀
This comment deserves so much more likes 😹😹😹
Lol
Doesn’t matter if this guy goes to hell he’ll just escape and go to heaven
lmao
XD
hahahah
UNDERRATED COMMENT!
I'm very religious and j find this funny
Guards: "This prison is LITERALLY inescapable! You'll NEVER find another way to escape ever again!"
Shiratori: "Nuh uh"
Judge: So what's his current sentence?
Bailiff: Life in prison, your Honour.
Judge: Add 2 more years. That'll show 'em.
Okay, don't whoosh this guy. He said something actually interesting that I didn't know so, please, show mercy.
Edit: to avoid confusion someone commented that the life sentence is actually 30 years but deleted their comment.
@@shadowslash7732 lol
@@kaldensherpa7136 Why is it called a life sentence then >:( stoopid
@@growingupvlogs1480 r/wooosh
ShouBow Roblox bc that’s how long inmates usually survive in prison *stoopid*
He was sentenced to death
*little did they know, he had a 5th ability: respawning*
Damn, he is like:
/Gamemode J (JESUS)
No he just carried around an uno reverse
Bruh
YOU COPIED
HEC YES
This is so fascinating, I swear I’ve watched this at least 7 times
Me 42 times😎😎😎😎😎
He’s the only guy who can actually say
“I’m jus built different”
The only man that truly is built different
The Man who has the absolute right to say that he is different from other men
Yeah right and think about all the better things he could be doing with that
@@manashreekalode280 He died in 1979, so...
Ronaldo can
Can we all appreciate that when this man escapes he neatly folds his futon and clothes?
Professionals have STANDARDS
this was so polite that i thought it was "mean" (he was literally humiliating them but at the same time he was all that humble it's just ridiculous)
@@erikho6936
Be polite
Be efficient
Hey he didn't forget manners
i think he did that as one last middle finger to the guards
New Guard: “SIR! A PRISONER ESCAPED!”
Head Guard (calmly reading book): _yawn_ “Was it Shiratori?”
New Guard: “Y-yes sir, how did you know?”
Head Guard: “Ah, this happens once every few months or so.”
Lol
Lel nice one lad
*UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT*
Raiden B underrated comment
I like this one!
This video has haunted my recommendations for 4 years now, and I never watched it, but I'm finally watching it