🍗 Note to self: No more videos on fast food. All I craved was KFC for an entire month while working on this video. Now I’m fat. ⭐ Get Nebula now: go.nebula.tv/kentobento (includes my Nebula Exclusive shows) ✍🏽 Corrections: - While KFC Malaysia was the first to have outlets run by hearing/speech impaired staff, the footage shown at 3:51 was of an outlet in Thailand. - Karachi is Pakistan's largest city, but not its capital (13:57). That would be Islamabad. Big oops. - Kazakhstan recently changed the name of their capital from Astana to Nur-Sultan (16:45). - As of 2017, the largest Asian KFC in Azerbaijan had moved to a new location inside the central station building (17:04).
The great Kentucklian Empire dominates the East as the Mcdonald Reich conquers the West. The two are on a collision course. Meanwhile the Wendys Socialist Union is in decline
KFC China, mis-translating: Hey everyone, our chicken is so good, you want to *eat your fingers off!* The Chinese: Hmm, strange American capitalist marketing, but okay, its good chicken.
wait what the frick now you're here. Mom help i'm scared. Now i've seen you on greg doucette, back guy, jojo's, i'm pretty sure minecraft or maybe i'm hallucinating, and now i can't even enjoy a bento box telling me about our lord and savior colonel sanders
In Middle school, I was close friends with a kid who spent the first 10 years of his life in Japan. Around Christmas, he randomly brought up how KFC was the Christmas food of choice. I never knew if he was lying to me or not until now.
KFC entered the Philippines over a decade before Jollibee opened its first restaurant in the country. Jollibee's main rival in the Philippines is McDonald's.
Having been living in Asia aswell, it’s surprising clear that Asian kfc tastes wayyyy better than western kfc, more flavour, better texture, basically so much better in every way
Ikr, my aunt took me to KFC in china and I was surprised because it tasted so good. But there's not much chicken on the menu (well the one that I went to)
as someone who's living in asia and already traveled to different part of asia, it always confuse me why so much westerners talk shit about KFC. Because tbh in my country if you're looking for a great and quick fried chicken you always go for a KFC. I guess our KFC is just that much better than theirs
@nikolai bahtin cant wait for him to get ungodly editing and animating skills akin to kurzgesagt and polymatter his video quality will be like serral gameplay
Your point about the Colonel resembling Santa as accurate as I'm told that many Japanese youths mistakenly believe the Colonel actually is Santa because of his appearance and strong association with the holiday.
@@JonathanKayne your idea revolves around frying. How about "KBD"? Kentucky Boiled Ducks or "KSD" Kentucky Steamed Ducks. The silly ducks can blame themselves for swimming in the wrong place at the wrong time. Economists are coming with a new game called the "Duck Race" since monopoly is getting old and rat race is often limited due to the fact that rats can't swim. Let the "Duck Race" commence followed by the Escape the Duck Race game. The rules are flexible since Ducks can travel to all different terrain.
Because by law he has to verbally and explicitly explain that this is a paid sponsorship, otherwise the video would be taken down and he would face legal issues and loads of fines
*the year 2019* Israelis: For the forth time, we want not-kosher food with good quality *the year 2###* Palestinians: I like importing from Egypt KFC Israelis: but... Palestinians: I lIkE iMpOrTiNg FrOm EgYpT kFc Israelis: BUT... Palestinians: Listen me well well, *I DO LIKE IMPORTING FROM EGYPT KFC* Israelis: fine, we will establish a KFC resturant in our country ): Palestinians: Good...
As an Indonesian i'm telling you nowadays not a lot of people would purchase more CDs since technology boom plus the fact that foreign musicians are more popular than local musicians thus no one listens to KFC-labeled music a lot today. There's still some purchases though, (mainly from the people who was a working CD Player in their houses and pretty much them who hates the outside culture or people who still does not need internet for daily)
@memer ingot that's video game and Samsung is more to like a Group (in Korea) rather then a company focus on one thing Nintendo are doing that focusing video gaming
The guy who made albaik actually donates from every chicken he sells to charity and that’s one of the reasons that it’s popular in KSA also it’s cheap and affordable a one plate cost 3 dollars
I lived in Saudi Arabia when I was younger. I remember albaik, but it didn't taste better than KFC to me. The chicken used to feel dry and there would be like a red stain on the chicken after peeling the crispy skin off. Idk if it's normal, but that red stain always made me prefer KFC over albaik. My dad loves it tho. I don't understand why
As a Pakistani, I can attest to the fact that the Zinger fact about Pakistan is absolutely true. Literally, every local fast food chain in the country does their own version of the Zinger burger, what's even more bizarre about this is that they don't even make an effort to change the name. It's literally just called a Zinger burger everywhere. However with that being said the KFC Zinger is still super popular, there are many different varieties of it.
Bhai lekin India me bhi Zinger chalta h, yaha pe ek pizza banate h ye log naya h 3-4 saal huye isko aaye huye usko kehte h Chizza, isme wo crust bread ki jagah Fried chicken ka hota h, and upar normal pizza jaisa, gazab lagta h, zinger se bhi jyada mast
not so much here in Indonesia.. we're not againts him badly like how the west world perceived, but we also not too interested in him.. just the general thing.. german, the nazis, bad guy, get killed and mustache.. that's it
I do try to Imagine *THREE* Failed attempts to Infect a state they call "Israel", *I question the laws of physics in this universe* Israel: "Ha ha ha, you failed three times, why do you think the forth time will work?" KFC: "I have a lotterly with the prize of 10,000,000 ILS" Israel: "GIMME THE FREAKIN' TICKET *NOW* " *KFC's mind: "Now I will finally infect them forever muhahahaha"*
Lol Jolibee. There was a giant Wells Fargo office building in my town, but now its a Jolibee building. Being one of the largest buildings in the area, imagine a large corporate building with the silly Jolibee mascot and font plastered on it. For some reason it made me think of Jolibee becoming a megacorporation and taking over the globe or something.
Fun story: so my country has the edible nail polish and my mother bought one and a couple days later she left to do something and i ate all the nail polish, it was good
Yeah, KFC is very popular in Indonesia (my country). Not because of nothing, but their chicken is just taste very different than the other. Full of spices, consistance in taste and the chicken is well fried. Plus they make new menus every few months, causing the franchise to avoid saturation.
person: yea i went to Bio engineering school and finished top of my class Friend: Oh whats cool so where do you work now? Person: KFC Friend: Wait what? Person: Im a flavor engineer
@@kiwuuspurr1927 I too hate zinger no matter where I order them from. However I LOVE mighty zinger burger and that’s the only thing I eat when ordering from KFC.
@big pp Vegetarians can eat cheese and eggs (indirect animal products, unless you consider eggs chicken periods, in that case something's wrong with you). Dunno, not that I really care. I'll continue enjoying steak and other meats
"contrevertial islamist group known as Hamas" No, not even close. They are labeled as a terrorist organization by the US, international authorities, and even the Palastinian authority in the west bank.
Doe and Deer but actually i’m from Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan share a very similar culture with us and we all love horse meat even though it might sound very weird for europeans and Americans it is finger lickin’good
13:59 Karachi used to be the capital of Pakistan but was changed to Islamabad (Karachi is the biggest city in Pakistan) And yes we have a crazy zinger burger obsession We can eat KFC any time 😍
@lore00star While I can’t speak for the rest of Asia, I can give you one insight as to why though. For us here, it is way cheaper to order something that came from a local fast food chain and from McDonalds so usually KFC is treated more as a luxury goods because of its unique taste that aren’t found anywhere from those said fast food chain Yes, the menu from KFC taste good to us who don’t usually ate there but the price there isn’t reasonable and usually, you can get two meals from a different fast food restaurant for the price of one meal you get from KFC and that’s why we always go to McDonalds or to a local fast food chain. Occasionally, we order something from KFC for special occasions, like a party or special event or something like that. Now, pair that with Asians who gets better pay from working abroad rather than working at home country and you should see as to why they would go there though that isn’t usually the case like those Filipinos who craves for Jollibee for instance, which from what I’ve heard had opened several branches internationally to the US, Saudi Arabia, UK and other places that had a strong Filipino community to cater to these people who wanted to taste “home” from faraway and to those others who are interested, but if you didn’t have an option like that then if I were one of them, I could see no reason as to why I wouldn’t want to go KFC unless you want to go on McDonalds. Besides, we aren’t familiar with the local delicacies of other countries unless you ask a local who you’ve befriended or a guide of some sorts to inform you about it so we usually stick to something we’re familiar and guess what that is? Fast food restaurant. Since those places had a set of menus that are similar to what you order back from your home country, why risk the trouble of finding one place to dine in when you have no idea what they serve while you can just find some fine food from a fast food restaurant as easily as possible? I mean, it’s fun discovering and experiencing new foods and dishes that are special to the specific country you’re working on but if you’re one of those guys who just works there to support your family back home by sending food, money, or anything else of value just so they can sustain themselves while you’re away, you definitely don’t want to be spending too much for some meals you can afford for a few days while you can send that amount of money back home, to which they can use that to sustain themselves for months, even a year tops though that’s when food is the only thing you worry about. We haven’t even begun to talk about the other expenses that you need to pay and it’s a f**king nightmare to explain them so I’ll stop from here and leave it at that. (Sorry if my English is bad and for the long comment)
@@rotua98 Thai here, most of us doesn't really know western history so aside from name, nothing is really known about the subject and so are not taken as seriously. To most of us that is not informed he is just some funny mustache guy.
Why is the Al- Baik thing so true😂, I remember going to Saudi for a pilgrimage and coming back home with 20 boxes of chicken nuggets to sell to my class mates. btw, the Al- Baik chicken nuggets are better than any KFC i've ever eaten. I live in the UAE btw, if anyone has any Al- Baik to sell, hit me up.
Exactly! I'm so dAMN grateful that I ain't Jewish I hate Kosher it's too paranoid and boring At least the Hindus and Muslims exactly welcome seafood and cheese coated meats
KFC:”hey I want you to allow us to open our outlets in your country” Israel:”no” KFC:”please” Israel:”no” KFC:”please” Israel:”no” KFC:”please” Israel:”ok”
@@notmozart5105 not already around the world, Jollibee may be in some places like us or something else but it isn't even that strong though, they're far from competing with KFC lol
Fast food in japan is just amazing in general. Guess it's just culture, things are packaged neatly and often look like that you actually see in the commercials.
🍗 Note to self: No more videos on fast food. All I craved was KFC for an entire month while working on this video. Now I’m fat.
⭐ Get Nebula now: go.nebula.tv/kentobento (includes my Nebula Exclusive shows)
✍🏽 Corrections:
- While KFC Malaysia was the first to have outlets run by hearing/speech impaired staff, the footage shown at 3:51 was of an outlet in Thailand.
- Karachi is Pakistan's largest city, but not its capital (13:57). That would be Islamabad. Big oops.
- Kazakhstan recently changed the name of their capital from Astana to Nur-Sultan (16:45).
- As of 2017, the largest Asian KFC in Azerbaijan had moved to a new location inside the central station building (17:04).
Oof America will do that to you
Kento Bento lol 😂
Kento Bento wait Asians can’t get fat
You should do more robbery’s and heists!! Those are my favorite!
Kento it hasn't taken over china cause it found out that KFC and Mc donalds was bad for you
It hasn’t conquered my country yet and never will. I prefer McDonald’s because they have burgers which I invented
You should prefer yourself too
as a chicken.
Isn't it called 2 bread and meat?
Thanks Kim Jong-Un Very Cool
Yeah lmaoo
Too bad your dad was so ronery and arone but he was funny in Team America!
I'm telling you man, Kentucky is the next Mongolian empire
And Mcdonald is the next nazi
The great Kentucklian Empire dominates the East as the Mcdonald Reich conquers the West. The two are on a collision course. Meanwhile the Wendys Socialist Union is in decline
My friend u havent met Jollibee
I'm not ready to hear chicken throat singing
S7N7STER7 my obsession
KFC China, mis-translating: Hey everyone, our chicken is so good, you want to *eat your fingers off!*
The Chinese: Hmm, strange American capitalist marketing, but okay, its good chicken.
And then they accidentally bite their finger off while licking their finger
@@justnoob8141 It's finger looking good
*Its finger killing good*
@@doodlehobbo8697 literally
@@cyberdiver7076
*!BREAKING NEWS!*
Chinese people eating each others fingers cause it's
*"Finger Licking Good"*
Ultimate Crossover: Yoshie Shiratori breaks into a KFC and robs it with a fake knife to get free healthcare
Way more fun than laser tag
pretty underrated comment :D
Whilst escaping north korea
KFC: Who are you
Jollibee: I'm you but with Spaghetti and Palabok
I'm a Filipino and I like kfc. I think it tastes better. My opinion. But Jollibee definitely has a better atmosphere.
Yasssss
KFC chicken taste shit here in the Philippines I only like their mash potatoes
Lmao.
Fun fact: indonesian KFC has spaghettis
Roj22 fetals in the kfc store here near manila it tastes better than the jollibee that sells 1 day old fried chicken
When any Fast Food Franchise enters the Philippines.
Jollibee: "Oh, your approaching me? Instead of running away, your coming straight at me?"
The Fast Food Franchise: “I can’t become the best fast food restaurant without beating the shit out of you”
*BIDA ANG SAYA*
Another jojo in my comment section
please stop i want to live a quiet life
@@Azrielfiend
*WHO WANTS SOME J O L L I B E E?*
Hoho! Then come as close as you- *PUNCH*
That picture with the guy in the tunnel smuggling KFC into Gaza Strip cracked me up. Even the looks/reaction on his face is hilarious.
you are laughing at people that are suffering to give food to their country. What is funny about that?
Japan created a dating sim for Colonel Sanders, that's how much they love KFC
its him
I finally meet you again mustache
wait what the frick now you're here. Mom help i'm scared. Now i've seen you on greg doucette, back guy, jojo's, i'm pretty sure minecraft or maybe i'm hallucinating, and now i can't even enjoy a bento box telling me about our lord and savior colonel sanders
A Person minecraft yay
Just Some Guy without a Mustache we meet agian
In Middle school, I was close friends with a kid who spent the first 10 years of his life in Japan. Around Christmas, he randomly brought up how KFC was the Christmas food of choice. I never knew if he was lying to me or not until now.
Oh KFC is one big Christmas culture in japan. I mean real big player.
My brother lives in Japan and he says you have to pre-order KFC for Christmas. 🤷🏽♂️
or read or watch an manga/anime based after 1990's
The universe is lying to you 😳
He didn't lie
History exam: *slowly approaching*
Me: *learns KFC history*
Revise then watch u will thank me later
I mean, it still technically counts
Plot twist: test is all about KFC
Teacher is some sweaty fat fuck
My guy
I have an history exam tomorrow too. Coincidence?
Israel be to KFC like, "How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson old man?!
KFC answers, "No."
Spongebob reference
KFC entered the Philippines over a decade before Jollibee opened its first restaurant in the country. Jollibee's main rival in the Philippines is McDonald's.
IKR
KFC has a rough whip nae nae moment
Let's be honest. KFC chicken taste nothing compare to Jollibee. At least in our country tho.
Thristan Selma I prefer kfc's chicken over that of jolibee but jolibee has the best burgers and fries
@@randomuser1579 lol mc donald has the best burgers and french fries while jolibee has the best chicken
KFC invades Asia
*Philippines: Laughs in Jollibee
*Saudi Arabia: Laughs in Albaik
*China: laughs in *fake*
lol noice 😂
Russia: *laughs in Rostik's*
yeah i only like their flavor shots not their fried chicken lol
Having been living in Asia aswell, it’s surprising clear that Asian kfc tastes wayyyy better than western kfc, more flavour, better texture, basically so much better in every way
Ikr, my aunt took me to KFC in china and I was surprised because it tasted so good. But there's not much chicken on the menu (well the one that I went to)
@@sarahhong9398 right?? It’s like a different type of fried chicken it’s amazing I miss it lmfao
it taste like there's more than 11 spices its so nice
Mmm, along with the more varied dishes to appeal to the local taste, I’d love to see what the KFCs like over in Asia.
as someone who's living in asia and already traveled to different part of asia, it always confuse me why so much westerners talk shit about KFC. Because tbh in my country if you're looking for a great and quick fried chicken you always go for a KFC. I guess our KFC is just that much better than theirs
"Capitalism breeds innovation!"
The innovation: Chicken-flavored fingernail polish
I want some.
better than starve in communism with no company to sell good food
@@akshat3422 KFC is not "good food"
@@ibrahimkante6022 rather not starve personally
@@akshat3422 at least it provides healthy food, unlike your capitalist companies focus on profit and competition with rivals
I literally haven't seen a bad Kento Bento video. Everything is top tier
bitch yes
everything is korean sc2 player gameplay quality
@nikolai bahtin cant wait for him to get ungodly editing and animating skills akin to kurzgesagt and polymatter
his video quality will be like serral gameplay
Ring the notification bell
@@30weekoldwomber61 Already have my guy
Colonel must be like
“Do it again.”
Every time they’re kicked outta Israel
KFC :LET ME IN LET ME IIIIIIIIN!
Israel:loads gun this is the last straw
He will call me in if it gets to bad. Don’t worry I have a solution
PALESTINIANS: Uhhhhh Colonel... WE'RE RIGHT HERE.
Your point about the Colonel resembling Santa as accurate as I'm told that many Japanese youths mistakenly believe the Colonel actually is Santa because of his appearance and strong association with the holiday.
also colonel sanders sounds like colonel santa somewhat
KFC, making people fat and unhealthy since 1930.
McDonalds: We have toys if you buy a Happy Meal!
KFC: Hey kid... want a mixtape?
I'd go for the mixtape honestly lmao
dude, i'd rather have a KFO, that shit sounds awesome.
Maybe I can finally get Dashies mixtape
A Human i read this just before it came up gg
What a joke 🤣🤣
KFC: *tries to enter Israel for the 4th time*
Israelites: Ah shit, here we go again
KFT is so appropriate if you are an Israelite. "Kentucky Fried Turkey".
What about KFS- Kentucky fried shawarma?
@@JonathanKayne your idea revolves around frying. How about "KBD"? Kentucky Boiled Ducks or "KSD" Kentucky Steamed Ducks. The silly ducks can blame themselves for swimming in the wrong place at the wrong time. Economists are coming with a new game called the "Duck Race" since monopoly is getting old and rat race is often limited due to the fact that rats can't swim. Let the "Duck Race" commence followed by the Escape the Duck Race game. The rules are flexible since Ducks can travel to all different terrain.
Can I get context for that?
Lol XD
Why do I feel like this is just one big clever KFC sponsor.
it totally should be
Because by law he has to verbally and explicitly explain that this is a paid sponsorship, otherwise the video would be taken down and he would face legal issues and loads of fines
Well it worked... on me atleast
@@professionalshitbag744 Dude even if he didn't say it the cops would never figure out for something like this..
It's actually a Skillshare ad.
Israel: How many times we have to teach you this lesson old man?!
Old man: I love the the Hebrew people
*the year 2019*
Israelis: For the forth time, we want not-kosher food with good quality
*the year 2###*
Palestinians: I like importing from Egypt KFC
Israelis: but...
Palestinians: I lIkE iMpOrTiNg FrOm EgYpT kFc
Israelis: BUT...
Palestinians: Listen me well well, *I DO LIKE IMPORTING FROM EGYPT KFC*
Israelis: fine, we will establish a KFC resturant in our country ):
Palestinians: Good...
@@batzal9459 הלוואי שיהיה לנו KFC בארץ סוף סוף
@@iampurechaos כן, ומקווה ונזכה לראות את הKFC ברחבי הארץ
@@batzal9459 מקווה
In Kazakhstan, "this fried horse tastes epic"
*Meanwhile in Gaza* , "Hey Rashid I will pay you $50 dollars if you can smuggle me a chicken bucket"
Not funny
gaza strip not west bank but nice joke
Gaza not west bank idiot
@LQP neither did i
PRI TTISH I just woke up when I made the comment
KFC: Hey Israel you want some KFC?
Israel: Well, yes but actually, no.
KFC : Im back
Israel : STOP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
KFC : ah ah ah.. Fourth Time ;)
How is Libya doing with its new flag?
hello there lol
@Joseph Stalin oh yeah yeah
@Joseph Stalin ok
Plot Twist: Asia actually conquered KFC
I didnt know donald trump!
I wonder if some Chinese company would buy KFC from Yum brands, or if they'd buy Yum brands.
Lol they are in mongolia too
Secretly Mr.Khan conquored KFC’s Asia’s HQ.
**silently eats jollibee in the shadows** you'll see...
Remember when kfc made a Japanese dating simulator? Yeah that was neat
Yeah but I thought it was a joke xd
Oh, i remember that
Yeah
Bruh moment I wish it was still here 😭
I originally though it was a joke until i found it on steam and realized it actually released
Nobody:
Indonesian KFC: *_t h e y r e g r o o v i n_*
As an Indonesian i'm telling you nowadays not a lot of people would purchase more CDs since technology boom plus the fact that foreign musicians are more popular than local musicians thus no one listens to KFC-labeled music a lot today.
There's still some purchases though, (mainly from the people who was a working CD Player in their houses and pretty much them who hates the outside culture or people who still does not need internet for daily)
In Indonesia, people here treats fast foods like a fancy restaurant. (McDonald, KFC, Wendy's, and Pizza Hut)
@@ZidgeGee Yes I Can Relate
Here in Indonesia, we are eating some meat with grease not Fried chicken sadly.
in Indonesia you eat KFC chicken using rice
Next time on Kento Bento: Has Asia conquered Asia?
soon
More to like Has China Conquer Asia? In terms of technology (smartphone I mean)
@memer ingot that's video game and Samsung is more to like a Group (in Korea) rather then a company focus on one thing Nintendo are doing that focusing video gaming
@@soongwanjun9381 You mean like "MADE IN CHINA" technology?
@@ardhiutama8426 😂🤣🤣 sound scary right? But I think they done better job then iPhone which I think over price base spec
The guy who made albaik actually donates from every chicken he sells to charity and that’s one of the reasons that it’s popular in KSA also it’s cheap and affordable a one plate cost 3 dollars
*gave Hugz
True plus albaik is half the price of kfc
@@happyme7513 lol I wish I could get it here in the UAE
@@peachy8547 ye I wrote my comment bfr it did thanks for telling me tho
I lived in Saudi Arabia when I was younger. I remember albaik, but it didn't taste better than KFC to me. The chicken used to feel dry and there would be like a red stain on the chicken after peeling the crispy skin off. Idk if it's normal, but that red stain always made me prefer KFC over albaik. My dad loves it tho. I don't understand why
KFC: I WILL TAKE OVER THE PHILIPPINES!
Jollibee: Are you sure about that?
Mcdonalds: First time, Kentucky?
Reverse from KFC to Mcdonalds
Jollibee: hold my chicken!
Jollibee took over the Philippines so it's too late for Mcdonalds and KFC
**laughs in KFC**
(Kanto's Fried Chicken)
@@5H4D0W-TP Kanto region in Japan?
As a Pakistani, I can attest to the fact that the Zinger fact about Pakistan is absolutely true. Literally, every local fast food chain in the country does their own version of the Zinger burger, what's even more bizarre about this is that they don't even make an effort to change the name. It's literally just called a Zinger burger everywhere. However with that being said the KFC Zinger is still super popular, there are many different varieties of it.
Same, and I thought this was normal overseas for some reason until this video. 2 burgers are quite famous, the Zinger burger and Anday wala burger 😂
From a British I love zinger burgers only thing o ever get
Ayyy I'm Pakistani too
Lmao man said "in the capital Karachi" is it not Islamabad?? Islamabad has been the capital since 1967 bruh
Bhai lekin India me bhi Zinger chalta h, yaha pe ek pizza banate h ye log naya h 3-4 saal huye isko aaye huye usko kehte h Chizza, isme wo crust bread ki jagah Fried chicken ka hota h, and upar normal pizza jaisa, gazab lagta h, zinger se bhi jyada mast
Pls make the “Why Hitler is so Popular in Southeast Asia” im interested.
Dominus Crystal BRO SAME
i was sad when i looked for it and it didn't exist :(
I font think thats true i live in the Philippines
not so much here in Indonesia.. we're not againts him badly like how the west world perceived, but we also not too interested in him.. just the general thing.. german, the nazis, bad guy, get killed and mustache.. that's it
@@soundingsea3419 seriously? He killed almost Million of Jews(more maybe) and i always find indonesian that liking Hitler
Feels like watching a gameplay of Plague Inc.
Soulless leftover! Except that nobody starts from philippines.
@@soham4741 Iceland, it's the hardest to infect.
I do try to Imagine *THREE* Failed attempts to Infect a state they call "Israel",
*I question the laws of physics in this universe*
Israel: "Ha ha ha, you failed three times, why do you think the forth time will work?"
KFC: "I have a lotterly with the prize of 10,000,000 ILS"
Israel: "GIMME THE FREAKIN' TICKET *NOW* "
*KFC's mind: "Now I will finally infect them forever muhahahaha"*
Lmao
Best strategy: dont evolved any symtopms yet evolved all transmittion untill all country is infected then.... Evolve evrey symtopms
Lol Jolibee. There was a giant Wells Fargo office building in my town, but now its a Jolibee building. Being one of the largest buildings in the area, imagine a large corporate building with the silly Jolibee mascot and font plastered on it. For some reason it made me think of Jolibee becoming a megacorporation and taking over the globe or something.
It is already doing something like that now. Just check what other restaurant chains they have acquired. Jollibee is getting big
Now they entered Spain. Reverse colonization.
**Israelis say no to KFC 3 times**
**KFC returns for a 4th time**
Isralis : "Are we a joke to you?"
KFC: "EnJoY mY FrIeD cHiCkEn NoW"
Israelis: "OK..."
@Bananunaki That would stop me from being Atheist.
@Bananunaki so instead of kernel sanders it's jesus?
@@tristan6509 nope most jews don't belive in jesus
@@tristan6509 thats all I will say no religion here
I am from cyprus and i have contacted one of the kfc outlets here and they said that the first one opened in 1994
Cyprus army (btw eat your fingers off)
@@om99ar11 #Caniballism
@@sprite-pn5zt Wait are fingers one of the secret ingredients
@@om99ar11 North Cyprus: ...
@@TheRaggedyDandyRandy Nope
“The Colonel has yet to return”
-Kento Bemto
Ryde Mk Kento Bento*
Fun story: so my country has the edible nail polish and my mother bought one and a couple days later she left to do something and i ate all the nail polish, it was good
I ate my moms mountain due lip balm, it was nice 👍
That sounds like a tasty way to die
"Why Hitler is Popular in Southeast Asia?"
The Kento Bento's video that doesn't exist at all.
It does
If u live in another country use a vpn
@@kxzzii1 which country u in
@@kmlobd What about u I'm in mex
Bruh, I am Hungarian but I interested
How would you get KFC from Gaza? (The 7 Choices)
Use a Toyota Corolla....wait wrong channel.
NostalgicRewinder real life lore😲😲
@@chyyy._. wendover productions*
Option 2: Planes
@nikolai bahtin for that there would need to be a store in tel aviv
I live in India and I have NEVER seen a DRONE AND PHONE CHARGER BOX
Ps. I love your videos.
Its a new idea not yet in use
It's cool in concept but damn it must be expensive to ship every meal with a box with electronics.
Yeah, KFC is very popular in Indonesia (my country). Not because of nothing, but their chicken is just taste very different than the other. Full of spices, consistance in taste and the chicken is well fried. Plus they make new menus every few months, causing the franchise to avoid saturation.
why are you guys friends with russians?
Me as a fried chicken scientist:
Oh yes. KFC Chicken is made of chicken.
Are you saying KFC has Fake chicken?
Ayam is delicious No, I’m saying I would be a horrible scientist.
Kentucky fried chicken Chicken.
Ah
Excellent Move
@@ayamisdelicious3600 AYAM GOYENG PALSU??
When I clicked on this I got a Jollibee ad about their chicken
Krypto nice
nice
Nice
nice
Nice
person: yea i went to Bio engineering school and finished top of my class
Friend: Oh whats cool so where do you work now?
Person: KFC
Friend: Wait what?
Person: Im a flavor engineer
"It says on your resume you were a fried chicken smuggler?"
@@fugitiveunknown7806 i cannot confirm nor deny but i can say i was never convicted
KFC: EAT YOUR FINGERS OF!
Chinese: Ah yes fried fingers
Me: DIES WITH LAUGHTER 🤣😂🤣😆
Chup
Israel’s round 4:
Everyone with a brain
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man”.
@Hjnintendofan lol
Iran: he just standing there ... Menacingly
Kfc:chicken
Gazz Maz That was so good omg I laughed
Asia:
Kento Bento: *HIPPITY HOPPITY THIS IS MY PROPERTY*
Property*
Whoever invented Zinger Stacker, I love you.
Nobody:
Kento Bento: 100 years of asian history from the perspective of a fried chicken
KFC mad af that half of India is vegetarian
and even non vegeterians mostly dont like that cold meat cooked before 2 3 hours ago!
foreigner: eats zinger burger
pakistan: so u are a man of culture i see
I'll tell you dude, there's literally nothing on the menu except zinger burgers
and what's worse? I hate zingers ;-;
😂
@@kiwuuspurr1927 😂😂
@@kiwuuspurr1927 I too hate zinger no matter where I order them from. However I LOVE mighty zinger burger and that’s the only thing I eat when ordering from KFC.
I love Zinger burger. It costs 2.5 usd in my country.
13:27 - "The most *fly* meal ever"
.
I'm ded.
I thought the Xinjiang KFC's "cultural adherence" was just going to be halal certification but BOI that gave me some whiplash.
A. O'Connell SAME LOOL
Anybody here after they released the "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator" (It's free on steam go play it im dying)
me. but also no
4:57 i mean have you tasted al-baik it is both cheap and extremly delicious both things i cant really say about kfc
@@MRD25184 exactly this guy gets it
"in Xingjiang, where there is a large muslim uighur population..."
China: not anymore
sad but almost laughed at that
They purged Islam, now they have to purge coronavirus
im going to hell
sad how the government of china makes people murder muslims and sometimes even eat them.
Really? i'm Chinese and every day bunch of muslim running around me.
**KFC opens for a 4th time in Israel**
Israel: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Old man/Sanders: I love the Hebrew people!
Copied
@@miggyo.2235 It's a reference to a Spongebob episode
@@gabrielreed1096 I know that its just that it was copied
Kentucky Fried Contraband. I love that they're running with this theme.
Kentucky Fried Children, how bout that
Can we just give him a clap for respecting Palestine and isreal and making them separate countries 👏🏻👏🏻
👏👏👏👏
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
16:53
Jöergen: *sad horse noise*
Pewds: *angry screeching noise*
World: KFC has Non veg only
India : But KFC have Veg too
Oh wow
Strange ...
No not vegan vegetarian
@@melonking281 there is. Visit any KFC outlets across Delhi or Pune
@big pp Vegetarians can eat cheese and eggs (indirect animal products, unless you consider eggs chicken periods, in that case something's wrong with you). Dunno, not that I really care. I'll continue enjoying steak and other meats
@stick bug no we have other alternatives for meat like paneer or tofu
imagine if this was all a big kentucky fried ad? 🤔
It worked
KFA
UPDATE: As of November 2023: KFC has also opened in Tajikistan. They entered the market there in 2021 and currently have 2 resteraunts.
I think you found the palatable way to introduce the Israeli/Palestinian conflict to the average American
"contrevertial islamist group known as Hamas"
No, not even close. They are labeled as a terrorist organization by the US, international authorities, and even the Palastinian authority in the west bank.
New goal in life: Become KFC scientist
You can become a chicken nugget scientist
What about a chicken scientist
Holy shit they even has scientist for fast food restaurant
7:05 i still have some of those CDs laying around. KFC do still sell CDs but internet is much faster now.
Betul bro, internetnya dah lumayan
Gw punya, tapi gak pernah diplay
Karena gw denger lagu dari joox/Spotify :v
He needs to do an Africa kfc vid
The zinger was actually made in Trinidad
THINK IT WAS THE CRUNCHER
BUT I BELIEVE YOU.
"Kentucky fried horse"
Meanwhile Kentucky has the largest horse race in history..
Doe and Deer HMMMMM coincidence i think not
Doe and Deer but actually i’m from Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan share a very similar culture with us and we all love horse meat even though it might sound very weird for europeans and Americans it is finger lickin’good
Child Emperor who you talking to?
where did you think all of the horses who dont win go?
McDonalds:
Israel: We allow it.
Palestine: Israel won’t allow us.
KFC:
Palestine: We allow it.
Israel: Our kosher diets won’t allow us.
#FreePalestine
#FreeKFC
So is KFC an anti-american like Blizzard?
@@kahjunn9427 KFC is anti-israel
Pftt isreal... where ur childhood worst nightmare
My Palestinian friend his dad died after the Israelian army twrow a bomb at his house 😭😭 god bless him
Fun fact: KFC is called PFK in Quebec due to the language act. Even France's are still KFC.
Do they need to use the French word for meadow in place of the Iroquois-inspired name for the Kentucky?
@@carultch Nah.
poulet frit kentucky
@@pogobod2128 pentucky fried kicken
13:59
Karachi used to be the capital of Pakistan but was changed to Islamabad
(Karachi is the biggest city in Pakistan)
And yes we have a crazy zinger burger obsession
We can eat KFC any time 😍
Even here in Italy if you go to KFC you'll see 80% asian people... idk why ahaha
lore00star Guess the stereotype that black people like fried chicken was very wrong.
@lore00star While I can’t speak for the rest of Asia, I can give you one insight as to why though. For us here, it is way cheaper to order something that came from a local fast food chain and from McDonalds so usually KFC is treated more as a luxury goods because of its unique taste that aren’t found anywhere from those said fast food chain
Yes, the menu from KFC taste good to us who don’t usually ate there but the price there isn’t reasonable and usually, you can get two meals from a different fast food restaurant for the price of one meal you get from KFC and that’s why we always go to McDonalds or to a local fast food chain. Occasionally, we order something from KFC for special occasions, like a party or special event or something like that.
Now, pair that with Asians who gets better pay from working abroad rather than working at home country and you should see as to why they would go there though that isn’t usually the case like those Filipinos who craves for Jollibee for instance, which from what I’ve heard had opened several branches internationally to the US, Saudi Arabia, UK and other places that had a strong Filipino community to cater to these people who wanted to taste “home” from faraway and to those others who are interested, but if you didn’t have an option like that then if I were one of them, I could see no reason as to why I wouldn’t want to go KFC unless you want to go on McDonalds. Besides, we aren’t familiar with the local delicacies of other countries unless you ask a local who you’ve befriended or a guide of some sorts to inform you about it so we usually stick to something we’re familiar and guess what that is? Fast food restaurant. Since those places had a set of menus that are similar to what you order back from your home country, why risk the trouble of finding one place to dine in when you have no idea what they serve while you can just find some fine food from a fast food restaurant as easily as possible? I mean, it’s fun discovering and experiencing new foods and dishes that are special to the specific country you’re working on but if you’re one of those guys who just works there to support your family back home by sending food, money, or anything else of value just so they can sustain themselves while you’re away, you definitely don’t want to be spending too much for some meals you can afford for a few days while you can send that amount of money back home, to which they can use that to sustain themselves for months, even a year tops though that’s when food is the only thing you worry about. We haven’t even begun to talk about the other expenses that you need to pay and it’s a f**king nightmare to explain them so I’ll stop from here and leave it at that.
(Sorry if my English is bad and for the long comment)
@@averageenjoyer1690 everyone likes fried chicken
because visitors are more familiar with KFC than Italian food
Asian people love crispiness
“Buy chicken, hop on a plane, and sell the chicken to other countries”
Me: *laughs in TSA*
I'm from Thailand, Ya'll gotta try the whole ice cream cone thing, it's damn good
im Indonesian
so friend, is that Hitler's stuff true there ?
you guys love him ? 😂 thats interesting
@@rotua98 Thai here, most of us doesn't really know western history so aside from name, nothing is really known about the subject and so are not taken as seriously. To most of us that is not informed he is just some funny mustache guy.
@@Patta-gf6no funny moustache man
I fucking love Jolliebee it's the best thing that has ever happened in humanity
Why is the Al- Baik thing so true😂, I remember going to Saudi for a pilgrimage and coming back home with 20 boxes of chicken nuggets to sell to my class mates. btw, the Al- Baik chicken nuggets are better than any KFC i've ever eaten. I live in the UAE btw, if anyone has any Al- Baik to sell, hit me up.
Honestly I live in jeddah and I eat it every Friday
Any idea if the Al-Bek found in India is a branch of Al-Baik Saudi?
@@keerthi3086 no it is a knock off
The first branch out of SA just opened in Bahrain
You went for a pilgrimage, and came back with wisdom, spiritual fulfillment, and some amazing fried chicken
@@AnythingbutThi5 lmfao
KFC: please?
Israel: no
KFC: pretty please?
Israel: No!
KFC: pretty pretty please?
Israel: Ok yes....actually No
Palestine:Can I Have KFC?
KFC:Sure
Israel : Kfc Is Banned ! Change The Recipe!!!
Kfc : Changes The Recipe
Also Israel : This Tasted Bad!
KFC : Wait , This Whole Operation Was Your Idea
Yes
Unexpected Prequels Memes
Surprise for sure but a welcome one
Israel didn't ban KFC, it is a free market. But if 60% won't buy for religious dietary reasons, that's a giant chunk of market share.
Exactly!
I'm so dAMN grateful that I ain't Jewish
I hate Kosher it's too paranoid and boring
At least the Hindus and Muslims exactly welcome seafood and cheese coated meats
@@epikmanthe3rd they could have got rid of the milk entirely
And just use eggs and flour
Or Flour and Water
Or just flour
With a side of seasoning
I’m trying to imagine how absurd of a craving and how wealthy you have to be to order the airplane Uber chicken
Really, KFC is just extremely good at adapting to the country that they're in. Really impressive, and massive respect.
exept israel xd
@@teeshy5413 i mean its just the lifestyle here but we do have mcdonalds for whatever reason
@@teeshy5413 lmfao I mean at least they tried multiple times though in the end they failed
KFC Resturaunt worker gaming : chickens roll out go brrrrrr
Asian KFC Lore :
@@dkwhattouseasusername1012 check again, attempt 4 has apparently yet to fail
KFC:”hey I want you to allow us to open our outlets in your country”
Israel:”no”
KFC:”please”
Israel:”no”
KFC:”please”
Israel:”no”
KFC:”please”
Israel:”ok”
But No Longer,I Guess
Bill Wruzt referrence?
KFC: "Hey how about we..."
Israel: "no"
KFC: I will conquer Asia
Jollibee’s chickenjoy: You shall not Pass!!!
14:58 that is exactly what I imagined a KFC Scientist looks like 😂
KFC: I conquered Asia
Jollibee: Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you
@gulf r. a. lmao we are alrdy around the world boi
@@notmozart5105 were is it in India
@@notmozart5105 not already around the world, Jollibee may be in some places like us or something else but it isn't even that strong though, they're far from competing with KFC lol
Who will win?
The most cooperative and collective countries across Asia.
vs
A Fried Chicken.
“Cooperative and collective countries across Asia” - no
@@smokedoofman4763 Absolutely agree, I guess westerners think asia is just a bunch of squinty people holding hands? Or maybe he's just dumb
Wait the capital of Pakistan is Islamabad not Karachi. Right?
Yes.
I did an oopsie
Kento Bento lol that is ok
I thought its New Delhi
@@WildtuinMichael That is India. New Delhi is India's capital
i'm visiting family in india, there are 3 kfc's in one mall, and they have some unique stuff too, like biryani buckets.
KFC in Syria: "isis member walks Ill take a chicken burger with extra sauce ooh and a ak 47 as well please"
Would you like a rpg with that?
@@blud663 that comes free with the ketchup packets
I went to KFC when I was in Yokohama a few weeks ago, it was different but really good
Lucky
Asia's KFC is so much better than the domestic ones
Me as a Filipino:
KFC: Gravy
McDonald: Fries, Burger
Jollibee: Fried Chicken
Mang Inasal: Unli Rice
The Bumblebee has stung the Clown while the old man with white hair is dancing cause he conquer the Asia, not only that also almost the world
Chick Fil A in 2019: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
We don't even have chick fil a in Asia
@@syaz4380 ... yet
I prefer Louisiana's chicken more
@@mik4209 I prefer dirt more.
Albaik has like hour long queues outside their shops i swear
Occam'sGreatSword at least its worth it
I love albaik but i live in Riyadh so there aren’t many
bayan Ahmad ur not
Fast food in japan is just amazing in general. Guess it's just culture, things are packaged neatly and often look like that you actually see in the commercials.
11 herbs and spices are still secret
Food theory: Even I tried!
I've eaten cold, 10 hours old Al Baik which my dad brought back from Saudi Arabia and it was still really good.