Which 1000CC Motorcycle is Right For You? (Squid Test)
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FAQ:
What should my first bike be? A Turbo Hayabusa.
Very funny, no seriously. What should I get? A TURBO BUSA.
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Hey papa yam, I just passed my msf yesterday! Am I ready to start popping dank nooners yet?
@@lancepena4791 Cool. Gratz. Now go get you a turbo BOOOOSA.
Yo Yammie can you give your thoughts on Buell? I just upgraded from a 1980 xs400 to a 2009 Buell 1125cr! Love the bike but I’m wondering if I made a good choice?
what kinda people buys zx10r 2021??
@@charankalyankumar7418 Jonathan Rea fans. People who like Kawi sportbikes. People who want to go fast. People with money.
alternative tittle: Top 7 beginner motorcycles
shit u beat me to it ;)
Which starter bike should I get, Ninja 1000 or the r1?
@@cadinnelson5168 turbo hayabusa man
@@cadinnelson5168 ducati panigale v4
@@cadinnelson5168 got a Ducati V2 as beginner bike. I’ll jump to H2 when I get bored.
It has been YEARS and I still laugh my ass off every time he brings up the turbo Busas.
Just wait til I reveal my very own turbo busa lmao
Oh aye. It may have started as a shtick, now it's a tradition, and we will all be around to see it turn into scripture. Either way, good fun.
Only 42 k left
that rant at the end had me laughing out loud. That was amazing and I forgot that I had playback on 1.5 so it made it that much better!
@@yammienoob literally hours or minutes away .... stoked AF can't wait for you to solve or kill climate change with the BUSA
Fun fact: the H2 is not on this list because it’s not a motorcycle… it’s a rocket ship.
FAX
sorry you are wrong its not rocket ship, its an alien made technology beyond human capability.
@@TechnoTweet what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Good one😆😆😆
You H2 fanboy never Disappoint hahaha
The maniacal, turbo busa-fueled diatribe at the end is brilliant. Thanks Yam.
I would love a Gixxer thou. Unfortunately, I just can't find the right riding gear combo. You'd think that Suzuki dealers would sell the $1400.00 Arai helmet, wife beater tank top, khaki shorts and flip flops as a set...
Can’t forget the overpriced aero backpack for storing your daily supply of bang cans lol
@@CharredSteak don't bring bang into this.
gixxer thouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hahahhahahhaa
Haven’t heard papa yams this hyped in a while. Bravo!
Yeah this was a informative and funny video at the end👍🏻Thanks Papa Yams
unliked to leave at 69
As a new owner of a Kawasaki Z H2 SE, I feel the supercharger bros are woefully underrepresented on this list
I considered putting that engine in a racecar.
@@jordanjoestar8839 Fun fact: when you ride a motorcycle, you don't see what it looks like. Also, when you are doing freeway pulls at 170mph, neither does anyone else!
@@jordanjoestar8839 I know it's soo fugly. At least it's fast enough that you don't have to look at it for too long.
@@jordanjoestar8839 How tf can all you squids, call a Ninja ugly. However, go call a rolling dildo, beautiful? Only avid Suzuki brahs, will be confused.
Batmans moto ugly ?
I wonder how many S1000 RR's and Gixxer's obliterated Yammie to get him so triggered on these bikes
I seriously do not understand how he can be so 180° from literally every other respected motorcycle journalist on this topic and keep a straight face.
@@bradleyland He's entertaining. He has no integrity. Literally changes his opinion on bikes daily.
@@ChrisJones-yt8zp he flips coins everyday to decide if he hates them or not lol
That's probably why he got addicted to a turbo busa.
The niche comedy writing for these videos is sublime. I always enjoy videos with Spite, Whitney and Josh, but Yammie's ecclectic humor never fails to get a couple of good hearty laughs from me... the kind that prevent cancer. Thank you papa Yam.
The lead in to the gsxr part, "yeah you know what bike it is" had me dying laughing!
The ending is the reason why I keep watching your videos. Thank you for that.
Ahhh, a remnant of simpler times, a taste of nostalgia, a moments respite in trouble times. Thanks Papa Yam for a good ole List Video.
For me personally the bmw s1000rr is so perfect to drive that you have a feeling you can catch a rossi on it.. it's just an germen engineering at it's best..so good , so balanced, powerfull, full of options, so perfect..but the favorite liter bike i had was an 2013 honda cbr fireblade it's the time the technology was taking over yet the only option it had was to make a cross with your hands before going..but i loved and i still do the ktm superduke 1390r it's next level so wild so agressive to the point you laugh out your fear..
Then you se BMW WSBK performance and bruh
@@fqeagles21isle of mann tt would disagree with you
So while I typically don't watch too many of your vids, I thoroughly enjoyed this one! Nice work!
You can tell how excited he was to full send the turbo busa meme at the end.
The moment I saw #1 was the busa I expected greatness from Yams and I was not disappointed.
The MINUTE he started the GSXR rant, I hollered. hahah
Hey own a '05 750 and I laughed too😁
A friend of mine's Dad has recently sold his GXSR and replaced it with a MV F4. Possibly the most beautiful bike I've seen in person.
Why?
I guess I’m less of a squid that I thought with my Kawasaki ZX10R. Now my girlfriend can stop calling me Kyle.
What year? And whats your top speed on 1st gear?
Better check your purchase agreement. As a ZX10R owner, you're legally required to:
1: be named Kyle
2: completely substitute your water intake for monster energy drink (the original green can, not any of those PRETENDERS)
3: Agree forthwith to only be seen in your helmet, or wrap around, white framed Oakleys.
4: Mock any other motorcycle rider that has a bike with even the barest hint of chicken strips.
@@j.vosier6786 2013, um like 90 something.
The R1 for the discerning gentleman at super cheapy cheapy cost is the FZ1. Incredibly fast, but also incredibly comfy!
Fz1.s r so retardedly undervalued and underrated
I've never been a big fan of the Hayabusa. But the way Yam hypes it up. Makes me want to get one, just to have one lol.
More like not suitable for you.
It has made a lot of pants wet
It's literally engineering perfection. Nothing even comes close to the reliability and ease of maintenance
I am 62 and my weapon of choice is 2014 FZ1. I am very much satisfied with this. If I want more it can be up tuned.
I'll be 62 soon and I do have a 2020 S1000RR and I like it. Add to that a 2020 RNineT and a 2021 KTM 690 R. I'm probably the fastest old guy around.
@@TheBigdutchster Wow!! Thats awesome, respect sir!
whenever i think yammie must be out of these top 7 or top 10 video series he comes out with a new one just as better as the old ones. wish these videos never end
That Yammie stare following the chefs kiss. Felt that in my soul.
This is by far one of the most motivating and entertaining videos on TH-cam, pros this dude.!!! His voice is so entertaining that it makes me want to buy a motorcycle 😂😂
That introduction for the BUSSA deservs BIG FAT LIKE!
My 1st bike at 25 was an '05 SV1000s.. Had it stolen 2 yrs later and went cruiser. I just brought home an '07 SV1000s about a month ago and I literally walk into the garage just to look at it. Can't wait for spring!!
I love how yammie is so passionate about describing the elegant experience on BUSA… salute
Excellent! Good work, Yammy!
Yesssssss just what I needed
Yam-lord, your roasts never fail to make me chuckle AT LEAST. Love your content. Thanks for the laughs.
This has to be one of the best Yammie videos ever.
Yam clearly loves his liter sportbikes.
The Gixer love had me dying.
Because , who does'nt love a Gixer?
And there is me, a little kid back in the day when I played non-stop the 2000-2001 Superbike games and always chose Bimota or Aprilia because I liked how they sounded. 20 years later because Bimotas are really hard to find I've bought an Aprilia RSV Mille to relive my childhood memories
not gonna lie... nailed me perfectly for the s1000rr m package lol- 4 months with it, so far still enjoying it
Yan, you’ve outdone yourself with this video. You have a new subscriber, enough said ❤
Someone who wants to "LARP as a GP rider" is the most accurate characterization of this type that I've ever heard. Nailed 'em 😂
I had to Google LARP.
I just full on say "cosplay".
@@LeeePowers live action role play. Alternative wording for 'wannabe'
It’s okay to admit you’re poor
@@v1_rotate638 ahahah it's more that I don't care about sportbikes, but... well played 👏🏽
@@blessedbethecurse so if you "don't care" about spot bikes why You're are so butthurt if some people like and buy them?? Something sounds weird here 🤔
dude! Your videos have me cheesing ear to ear lmao... amazing work yammie!
I had a zx10r 2004
That was my fav bike ever. Comfortable, fast and fun.
In 2014 I had a massive crashed on 300cc and havent been on 1 again due to injuries and financial difficulties
Kind of surprised yammie didn’t get a busa for the modern classic giveaway. The Ducati is awesome though.
I miss the old days where Yam sounded like a Samuel L Jackson impersonator anytime he talked about the "HAYABUSA MF'ER"
Hell my 06 Honda 919 warps my perception of speed. It’s honestly all a fellow needs on the streets. I enjoy the wind on my chest and I think it also helps me keep from speeding all the time.
I started on a 07 CBR1000rr. No experience before and loving it
This video made me subscribe I love this dude
This energy papa yams bestows upon us is like no other and must be known across the land 🙏🏾😩
Do I really need 1? No, But do I want 1 again while owning 2 of them? YES ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY WITHOUT A DOUBT I DO‼️
Your hype on the busa was epic!!! I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
Yesssssss so excited for my daily dose of squid missiles and yam lol
bro u should be a motivational speaker! u would make millions :) i swear when i feel like shit after a whole day of telling people what to do i come to your channel and laugh every time! its not just funny , its smart funny. love it. All of that stress just melts away! Boosa baby!! Turbo that mofo already abd lets see 300 miles an hour
I have a "Gassed" Suzuki RG (Gamma) 500 that's as much "SuperBike" you would ever need, a screaming 2 stroke that makes an insane amount of torque & straightens corners like you would not believe. It's nice to see you highlighting secondhand bikes, there are an awful lot of excellent bikes out there & some bargains to be had.
Well you nailed me to the T with my "weekend and track fun" 2022 R1.
Wow...the BUSA part at the end...still smiling AFTER watching the video!! DAMN, I want one now!
Great commentary on #7 bike, brought a smile to my face
God this was a good vid. I’m a bonafide squid who deeply desires to acquire a gen one turbo busa running fucking tons of boost, or as a Japanese simp just wants a top spec liter bike from one of the big 4. Papa yam never fails to disappoint with the dedicated squid videos and I love every one of them.
I'm late to this video, which was awesome btw. I'm currently rolling a 97 Suzuki tl1000s. It's big, beautiful and sounds fantastic
Bro the ending of the video was awesome! LOL. Especially with the yellow police tape!
Looking forward to that wrap!
Damn Yammie I do love your videos :) All the best from DK
Ngl, I miss these list format videos Yammie! This one had me laughing at every mention of the Busa and Gixxer 1000 🤣🤣
Skipped the 600, 750, and went from a Dyna to a tuned a GSXR1000. Bike is mint and hopefully it stays that way. My speed cherry has been popped.
Hey got so hyped for the busa.😂😂I love papa yam. ❤️lmfao!!
Best video of yamm
man you got me with the marketed case. smooth.
"highly recommend the crossplane 2009 and on" *happy snapping crankshaft noises* engine builders will love you for your choice.
Great video!
Yammie Noob... LOVE YOUR STYLE!!! MAKES ME SMILE!!!
Rider with track time and several long distance trips.
Best over 1k bikes you can own if you ste not obsessed with track bikes:
Ninja 1000
Concours 14.
Zx14
Hayabusa
Yamaha FJR .
Kawasaki H1 s(the touring one)
Kawasaki Z1 (naked version)
All these bikes are fast enough and comfortable to ride for hours
Say you’re a Kawi fanboy without saying you’re a Kawi fanboy 😁
I have had an 02 Bandit 1200s for a month and a half during hurricane season and still put on 1,800 miles and counting. I wake up at 6am, play with my dog, feed him and drink some coffee and head to a state park or mountain view i knew from childhood, i just can't stop, i love it. I briefly had a KLR650 in 2016 but it's been forever since i had a bike and freedom, its great, but anyway i have lower back, hand, and shoulder issues but it's still pretty comfortable. I get sore by the end of the day but i'm all ready to go next morning. $2,000 with ton of mods and supercars already have caught up to me at an exit to see what the hell just walked on them so easily hahaha
Too many Kwaki's, YN will never acknowledge this comment...no matter how correct you are
@@dustinpollard6237 anyway, I have a KLE 500 but swapped a Ninja/GPZ 500 engine in it for the extra sauce up to so I get the Kawi love 😁
Print, frame and sign that exalting of the Turbo Busa at the end, that was glorious.
i got an 07 repsol CBR1000RR and love it. comfy enough for longer use but i can rip it around when i really need to. I also LOVE the repsol livery too, works with my MM93 Shoei helmet.
Hello yammie noob, thx for letting me know to get a turbo hayabusa, it was a slow beginner bike but i quickly grew to love it. With my motocycle style jacket and glasses for gear i feel so safe, thanks
Holy shit your videos are so much fun and informative you’re hilarious and respectful good job!
I needed the "BUSA!!!' Well done Sir Yammie of Noob.
That Rl Stein fact blew my mind
2:40 I tested a 2021 CBR1000RR and a 2021 ZX10R and went with the Ninja because I found it way more comfortable for my lanky frame (6'2", 180# with a 34# inseam and 78" wingspan). My ideal riding is long days in the mountains, so go figure.
the 2018+ CBRs are tiny in comparison the model mentioned on this list. They did a full 180 and went entirely track focussed.
I haven't rode daily in almost 6 years. My first bike was a 2005 Ninja ZK6R, last was a Cruiser V-Star. Going to get back on a sport bike, looking at 1'000 CC.
S1000RR owner here and I have to agree. The stock s1000rr just works and is boring. I got mine after having a Ducati and it just can't hold a candle in the "character" department. After some mods you can get t it to "feel exciting". It's stupid fast but they somehow found a way to do it so well that, in stock form, it never feels like it.
The Busa is the perfect machine. Best beginner bike, and a velvety smooth welcome back if you've taken some time off?
Fact
I didnt buy my beginner bike but this list will totally help me
you guys and your speed limits, why i love the autobahn
I like my s1000r, right around the time I got that bike Yams started doing this channel.
That last part made me want to throw on some flip flops, stack three puka shell necklaces, paint a dragon giving birth to a swing arm, while NOS purge steams from its nose and Kid Rock blares from the speakers I've mounted in the fairings. Giving the finger to a state trooper as I do 200 mph interstate pulls.....yeet. That is all.
We need a „top 7 ways to say the word torque“ video from the good ol‘ papa yammo
My first bike was the ZH2, glad it wasn't on the list, otherwise I would be terrified!
Love seeing 1000cc videos. Show me the powah.
Very talented and entertaining!
I found the bike for me a long time ago. 2012 Fireblade. Perfect.
i actually saw a quintessential busa bro last night in clt; never saw one in the wild before and I couldn't help but smile and chuckle
OMG i had a feeling the 'Busa would be done soon and I had a feeling it would be magical.
The busa discription is perfect can't be any better.
Lord that red, white and blue S1000RR is gorgeous. (the MV ain’t bad)
Number one should probably have been the Kawasaki H2. This feels like old school Papa Yam, Bravo!
I have a 2018 CBR1000RR that I got brand new in 2019. The bike has now 16.800 miles and the fastest I ever being was 130 MPH. I was scared and exited at the same time. The bile is fine for long range distance rides. I have installed Akrapovic Exhaust, K&N Air Filter, Power Commander V, Dyno Jet auto tuner and eliminate the catalytic converter. The bike is fun to ride and reliable.
Where did you hit 130Mph man
Yammie, Baby. I forgive you for not including the ZX-10R. But come on... you left out the most epic "dad-bod" liter bike... the legendary Ninja 1000. Those who want a liter bike but don't want the racing body position.
This script was stupid funny, great video :)
This video has that classic sauce on it 👌
There was a dude in my neighborhood with a stretched gixxer… I met him once. Haven’t seen him in a while. 🤔
One of the best 👌
Yep got a 2016 r1 a couple months ago. It's a beautiful machine 😍
Still enjoying it? I'm considering picking up a 2016 aswell.
The ending was perfect
Being that I’m actually a older/oldish retired navy sailor (squid) type that proudly sports a semi-fluffy dad bod I have to admit I’ve been eyeballing what could be the last year for Kawasaki’s ZX14r. I’m a current Harley Dyna rider but feel I need another notch on my Midlife Crisis headboard. This donut called Oahu be warned when I get a itch.
I'm rider #1 on a 2022 BMW S1000RR. As a great leader once said "You misunderestimate me" and my skills to use all of what a liter bike has to offer on the street.
Your videos are great